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Ask a blind person anything.
>>710032948
How will you read this?
What's your favourite colour?
>>710032948
If you're blind then how did you post this?
>>710032948
Are you gonna watch the game tonight?
>>710032948
Do you come here frequently? How do you deal with reaction pics?
>>710032948
What's it like to be blind?!
>>710033088
My wife is reading the questions out loud and typing for me.
>>710033120
Gee, thats a hard one
>>710033318
Post tits
>>710032948
When and how did you go blind?
>>710033245
Wife. I tried it before a couple months ago with a program and it didnt work.
>>710033245
>implying blind people don't have hands
>>710033318
>my wife is typing
>>710033318
Now I feel bad I thought you were trolling. Sorry blind man
>>710032948
Who's your favourite artist?
>>710033245
>implying he isnt saying his brother what to shitpost
Are you just legally blind or 'full on black screen your entire life' blind?
>>710033414
Born blind.
As a fellow blind person, I have to ask. Does being able to smell nearly every person you walk by bother you?
I could smell a girl's armpits as I was walking by the other day. If I had an armpit fetish I guess I'd have fun with it, but it's mostly annoying.
>>710032948
Do you look at braille porn? Is it any good?
>>710033518
Jim morrison. The doors speak to me the most
>>710033318
Tits by proxy. It's the rules. Sort of.
>>710033573
You're lucky dude, this place is way too fucking spoopy right now. Skeletons on every screen. Shit's unreal.
>>710032948
How do you know when you're done wiping your ass
>>710033490
Dont feel bad. Im no different from you. I just cant see haha
What is the one secret you would never tell your wife?
>>710033735
I smell the paper.
Is your wife fat and ugly with a pinch of autism?
>>710033735
This is a hard one sometimes.
>>710033767
This. This please. This.
>>710032948
what kind of porn do your like?
>>710033573
Thanks for replying? Do you ever forget people are around you? Like can you zone out and ignore sounds and shit... I feel like that's what I would do.
>>710033816
Do u like to stick your finger up there and give it a smell?
>>710032948
How would you read this if you're blind. faggot
>>710033604
Yes my smell is very hightened. I can also hear people whispering when i go walking. Like almost word for word. I feel my senses make things better. Who needs sight. Unless youre driving of course
>>710033915
You're late.
>>710033915
Better then you I'm guessing
>>710033731
>lucky to be blind
kill yourself
>>710033861
No. Like i said im very sensitive to sound and smells. I feel like i know my surrounding very well for being blind.
>>710033964
Now I'm kind of jelly. I wonder if I could get used to a forever dark world? seems kinda scary.
>>710032948
I don't understand the venous sinus system, can you explain it to me?
>>710033964
I'm in the process of going blind and my other senses keep getting better and better. I've even started enjoying blander foods because I can taste the subtleties now. The worst for me is every time someone passes gas it's even worse. Nice smelling people smell even nicer though.
Does it bother you that you don't know what you look like?
>>710032948
Hey wife, post tits. Its not like your husband would know anyway. And this way someone van truly appreciate them.
>>710034157
I cant really explain it to you. I do "see" but its not what you think. And dreams are all sounds which is cool but can be very scary
>>710033551
Being blind isn't like having your eyes closed. It's like when you have both eyes open but cover one of them with your hand. It's not darkness; it's nothing at all.
>>710034238
This
>>710034238
lmao
>>710034238
Roll
>>710034238
That's fucked up yo
>>710034238
My husband is a great man and has overcame alot. I would never do such a thing to him.
>>710034294
That's crazy. I hope reincarnation is real, and your next life you won't be blind. Hoping never hurt anyone lol
>>710032948
>ask a blind person anything
>41 posts in
>no one has posted any pictures yet
>mfw:
>>710034294
Dude holy shit. Since your brain has never had visuals it can't even comprehend them in dream? That's so fucked.
>>710033573
How do you know your wife isn't a transfag
>>710032948
How do u know when you finish of wiping your ass?
>>710034427
>>710034443
because OP cant appreciate it
>>710034481
Dreams are all sounds for me. It gets very scary sometimes due to thinking someones right beside me talking in my ear.
>>710034316
Are you retarded? You'd just be seeing through one eye fine if you did that
>>710034583
I dont feel a penis
>>710034443
How's op gonna see them?
>>710034768
Reddit tier
>>710034825
Do it now see what happens
>>710032948
How's your sleep cycle?
>>710033251
Kek
How did you and your wife meet?
>>710032948
I envy you, there are spooky skeletons all over the site today.
>>710032948
How far away can you smell a nigger?
>>710034894
I'm clearly talking about how the covered eye doesn't see darkness but it's more like that eye doesn't exist. That's how being blind would be, in both eyes, not darkness like your eyes are closed.
would you say, a picture says more then thousend words?
>>710032948
Do you always browrse chins with your wife? Or do you also have a text to speech software that you can use to browse web?
>>710035053
So you close one eye and cover the open on
OP and wife here. This is really fun. I should do this more often. This is very new to me. I usually have a program that reads the posts outloud and sometimes it gets pretty funny. I had my family over one time and i was browsing b and all my relatives where just hearing stupid stuff you guys say. It was quite funny as could be the awkwardness in the house
What do you think of the new york skyline post 2002 as opposed to pre-2000 ?
How do you know that you married a hot chick? How would you know if she was a gross ugly person?
>>710035010
About a mile away.
>>710034820
Fuck you thats how
>>710032948
What did you see today?
>>710035222
Does it matter if she's hot? If I was blind I would be more concerned with her voice and smell.
>>710035166
>trying too hard
abandon thread
>>710035170
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams
>>710034724
That's trippy dude,
how can you tell that you're a wake after sleeping and not just in a lucid dream or something
>>710035295
How do you know that she was never a he? What if every time you had sex he would use a flesh light and not a real pussy?
What's your favorite color?
>>710035295
I believe my wife to be very beautiful. She does use a very unique perfume which is how we met. She also have a very soothing voice which is nice since im sensitve to sound
>>710035166
that's the answer I needed. Does this sound sick.
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>>710035509
Merely pretending to be retarded?
>>710035560
why you lying wife? lol
>>710035465
Thats absoluetly nuts to think about. I dont know how to answer this question really.
>>710035279
reddit, edgeboi
>>710035560
Have her record herself saying "hi Ron Paul /b/" on vocaroo.com
I have a fixation on voices even though I can see.
What does her perfume smell like?
>>710032948
Check out my deviantart?
>>710032948
How do I evolve my Vulpix
who is your favourtie fictive character?
do you ever had a visual impression, like when you hit you head or something. or was it always this "nothingness"
>>710035509
I mean she could be faking it or couldve been once a man but i doubt it honestly. I trust her with my life. Well i mean i have too sometimes LOL.
>>710035744
Dubs, must be done
>>710035761
i dont actually know
>>710032948
How can you change a lightbulb in the dark?
>>710035787
Its not nothingness but its something i cant explain to a non blind. I see what seems like sound waves. Its hard to grasp
>>710032948
Do you use porn OP if so please explain
Found this picture and I'm thinking I might be blind too.
>>710036270
what picture? where?
>>710036267
No porn. Just the wife. She lets me feel her up and listen to her sexy voice.
>>710032948
What do you do for a living?
>>710036414
i know pornhub is introducing porn for the blind. you should try it out
>>710036452
Opticians
>>710036452
My wife is a chemist. She makes perfumes which is pretty cool. I love when she shows me new smells
>>710036615
That would be really intresting but im souly invested in the wife.
>>710032948
What made you want to be with a blind man wifey
>>710034316
I think you read too far between the lines, anon
>>710032948
would you consider getting a pair of "new eyes" so you could see?
if so, how do you think you'd feel when you get to see for the first time?
>>710036851
I can answer for her
>>710036851
Hes additute towards life and hes personality. Hes a very sweet man and has the strength to make fun of himself. He doesnt see hes disability as disability. He sees it as something that makes him different and doesnt care what the world thinks of it. Hes a very strong man and i do love him dearly.
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Can you post a time stamped pic of you and your wife? Don't want to be a dick but I'm kind of finding this difficult to believe.
>>710037031
No id rather stay blind honestly. Its what i know already and im perfectly find with that
How does yellow smell for you?
>>710032948
Can you see in your dreams or just colors?
>>710037244
how old are you ?
>>710032948
Hey man, did ya see that?
>>710037149
What would you rate yourself on 1-10? You sound like a truly ideal, loyal woman. Do these ever come good looking? Please be honest, this could decide if i ever get married or not
>>710037222
We dont have a webcam or camera. it would pretty much be a waste to have haha. I have one on my phone but i dont feel like taking a picture of us and uploading it lol.
>>710037244
I'm happy for you then, Op.
To your wife:
Is there a particular scent you've noticed him liking more than others?
>>710037313
We are both 24
Yo OP can wee see your wifes tits with timestamp
>>710037464
Im around a 6 or a 7 honestly. Ive been asked multiple times from other guys to leave my husband for them but i do t want anyone but him. Hes changed my world and my way of thinking. Hes very smart and i wish i was more beautiful for him honestly. Im not fat and i workout for him. He also works out at home to stay in shape which is really funny and cute.
>>710034223
OP, can you answer this?
>>710037530
Lavander and roses. He loves the smell of flowers. He said he can smell thousands of different smells in just one flower and it really amazes me
How'd you two meet?
>>710034223
Yes. It does but my wife always says im very handsome which is usually good enough for me
>>710037832
What are some traits you have that you noticed other girls that share your morals have? What im getting at is how do i spot a gril like you
>>710037149
Can you suck him off and film it for us? We love him too
>>710033752
Well at least you never have a bad hair day, at least in your eyes.
What age and where r u
>>710038106
Treat them right, make them smile and be yourself. No women wants a fake man like everyone potrays. They just want a man who is comforatable in there own skin. That is confident even when times are hard.
After you shit, how do you know when to stop wiping?
>>710038211
45. California
>>710038323
My wife wipes my ass for me.
>>710038275
Didnt ask what traits i need. Im asking what traits the girls need. How do i spot one of your kind from a distance famalam
Do you have superior sense ? Like better hearing and general awareness ? You might do, but not know it since you were born blind.
>>710032948
How many fingers am I holding up?
>>710038379
>>710038323
I usually sit on the toliet for a while and listen to music while i poop. My smell is hightened so i can kindof tell when im fine to stop wiping. If i finish and i still smell poop, i just try to shower or wipe more lol
>>710032948
u r that blindfag from colors thread?
>>710038323
I lick the tp after each swipe. When it stops tasting rancid, I'm done.
>>710032948
Do you see when you dream?
>>710038654
why not just smell it?
>>710038381
Hmm. Just find a girl who you can joke with. Someone whos more than a partner. Someone who can be a friend aswell. Girls are hard to come around now adays. A majority of them are sluts honestly. What i would say though is dont look for love. Itll find you. The day we both stopped looking for love is the day we found eachother. Seriously. Weve had conversations about it many times.
>>710038836
Thats not op. Theres a fake in these parts
So does Mrs blind person have a name?
OP and wife here. Any more questions before we head off? Again this was alot of fun and we will be doing this again soon.
>>710039095
if u have a wife, then i guess u r not the blindfag from colors thread.
Gonna be shocking, when she demands divorce
>>710039043
His name is james and hes actually bigger than that lol. Nice try though
>>710039171
Na we are life partners. Ive never met a man like my james. No one can honestly compare
>>710038669
This.
also curious
>>710038669
No its only sounds and sometimes smells
>>710039277
did u read my post to him?
Do you listen to Death Grips?
>>710039368
So you hear yourself walking through the woods, then all of a sudden smell your ass being fucked by a clown?
For example of course.
>>710033639
Good Boy
>>710039490
Yes he does. He listens to multiple types of music.
>>710039501
sense of touch is fine in blind ppl,u know
>>710039696
So you feel that clown dick in your ass too?
>>710039666
Satanic trips. Does he listen to jon bellion?
>>710039666
nice satanic trips blind man, bet you didn't see them coming
>>710032948
Why are you on /b if you can't see tits?
>>710037312
This
>>710039868
We both have a very odd sense of humor.
>>710033731
kek
How's sex work, is it even good or strictly for reproduction
>>710033731
Fuckin' spooks on my B
>>710040713
Also is the blindness hereditary
>>710033088
Bitch please
>>710033088
Sup
>>710034219
Explain what going blind is like. What do you see?
>>710032948
There is a good OS for blind people
It's windows based but it would be good for you
>>710039759
do u hear it ramming your ass?
>>710040713
No we have sex often. Its very nice. You dont need eyes to do it. He says its like a sensory overload sometimes
>>710040807
He was born blind.
>>710040971
Its hard to describe since hes never been able to see.
>>710032948
What do you look for in a woman?
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Do you feel that our current green energy goals are too shortsighted?
Do you always look on the bright side of life?
>>710041070
We use ubuntu and he has a decent program but last time he tried it on 4chan it didnt work. Usually if he goes on the internet im there to help him out
Do you have a job?
>>710041408
Well when i was single i looked for someone who wasnt too loud. Someone who smelled fantastic and who doesnt see me for my blindness. Luckily i have a fantastic wife who is great to me. I always look on the brighter side of life. I enjoy poking fun at myself and im very tough skinned.
>>710041408
10 years is a long time. I just live life one day at a time
How do you define being pretty? I often wonder if me losing sight would lower my standards in girls. I can't stand stretch marks and stray hair/mustaches on women, I don't mind them being a little chubby, don't care at all about hair color.
So I think a lot of it would not matter... Do you have some non-sight related preferences or fetishes about your wife?
Do you dream in black in white, or in color?
>>710035053
But the eye does exist. It sees the darkness behind the hand, exactly as if it were closed.
how are you using a computer
>>710041921
She has a nice stomach that i enjoy touching and her hair is so soft. I enjoy her smells and her voice the most. Even when she sweats she smells sweet like flowers. She knows im sensitive to smell so i believe she makes herself smell good for me. She uses unique smells that other women cant get or dont use. She is a fragrance chemist and makes perfumes which is a big plus for me. If you become blind i dont think youd lower your standards. You can still feel them and smell them. If you become blond just ask yoir friends to be honest and tell you if you got a beautiful wife.
>>710036677
That is cool. How did you meet?
>>710032948
Do you like the pictures you shouldn't share threads?
Do you play a lot of music?
>>710042920
I smelled a scent that ive never encountered before. I asked my brother what that amazing smell was and all i heard was her giggle and my brother telling me it was this beautiful women and then she started talking to me. Now we are inceprable.
What are your opinion on nationality? Do you care about stuff like that?
>>710043156
This. Also how does music smell?
>>710043156
Oh yes. A majority of my day is spent listening and critizing music while my wife is at work
>>710043409
Maybe you should devote your day to working.
why are you on an image board?
>>710043357
Im no racist. We are all humans and i love talking to everyone and trying to understand what its like for them. If they dont judge me for being blind why would i judge them?
>>710043485
He cant. I wouldnt want him to work anyways. I would be so worried all day long
>>710043603
My wife and I have a very crude sense of humor and i like listening to what everyones saying sometimes. Its quite funny sometimes when the computer reads off stupid stuff.
How do you know if you are well dressed?
>>710043744
You're right, no one with disabilities is employed in any capacity.
>>710043902
My wife helps me out.
if your blind how did you find out about 4chan and why do you like it ? blindbro
>>710044276
this
>>710044130
He wants a job but i wont let him. I make enough money for the both of us to live very happily. Hes a fantastic guy and people just see him as being blind. He doesnt like people playing the simpathy card because hes just like everyone else but he just cant see.
>>710044276
My brother told me about it. Hes not blind
1. can you go though your regular day?
2. how hard is it walking to somewhere alone?
>>710032948
You mentioned your wife is a chemist and designed perfumes but what do you do for a living?
Have you two ever considered starting your own fragrance business? You seem to enjoy the subject a lot and I would imagine someone with a heightened sense of smell would be at an advantage...
>>710044567
Its hard to walk alone unless i have my dog with me.
On a average day i wake up, brush my teeth and shower, eat food, listen to music then when my wife gets home she helps me work out with her then shower again eat more and sleep pretty much
>>710044606
This is a fantastic idea honestly. We will definitely be talking about this idea tonight. Thank you for the suggestion.
>>710039666
oh shit favorite bands?
>>710034443
You're a moron.
>>710045374
He said Jim Morrison and the doors
>>710042576
great question, OP answer this
>>710032948
uf you were to imagine the physical entity of death, how do you think he'd feel and smell?
if he whispered to you, how would he sound to you
>>710036270
what picture?
>>710045374
The doors, dan deacon, animal collective, pink floyd, com truise, quasimoto, tame impala, baths, animals as leaders, leviathan, dads, glass animals, madlib, mf doom, wavves. I enjoy it all music is fantastic and an expression of the soul.
>>710045568
Oh i can smell death. One time my neighbor died of a heart attack and something smelt very off. Later to find out that it was the smell of death lingering in the air
>>710045568
Its a very bitter sweet smell.
>>710045341
np, good luck to the both of you!
>>710046057
Thank you and the same goes to you my friend.
thread seems to be slowing down, good luck to you both
The misses and I are going to head out. Thanks again for this guys. We will definitely be doing this again one day. If you have any queations save them for the next time. Just look for the blind guy. LOL
>>710045727
p good taste, i presume you browse the music board? id love to rec you some music if you like
>>710040971
Sorry anon I fell asleep. I can see most things fine for now I just have trouble in dim lighting and tunnel vision pretty badly. It'll get worse as time goes by unti eeventually it goes entirely
>>710038027
We met up at a disability orgy. Potatoes everywhere.
>>710046422
take care fam
>>710032948
Do you like mexican titties?
>>710038945
Gayest shit I've ever heard...fuck you....
>>710043397
> how does music smell
> music smell
OP, how long have you been lurking /b/?
>>710039854
Kek.
have you ever done drugs? what did you experience?
>>710045931
alright.
thank you both
>>710044499
The best way to show he is like everyone else is certainly to say he can't do anything because he's blind.
Your lucky you got born with your disability. Better than having your passion stolen from you. I miss sammy..
>>710033318
dude get a screen reader
>>710033318
I call bullshit. I know several blind musicians, they all use speech synthesis thus actively use computers and smartphones without the aid of others.
>>710032948
Are you racist?
As a man with ageusia (loss of taste), what is your favourite food and why? I'm very curious because of your heightened senses.
>>710049708
My blind friend sure is. He also refuses to date anyone whom he hasn't heard looks good.