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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>710010046
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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>>710028873
preftct
>>710027796
YOU GOT IT
>>710028498
but no gay sex? what are you a faggot
>>710029816
hehehe
>>710030706
mandatory cc claim
last post
>>710030353
anything with blood or a costume will do
I have work in 5 minutes but I wanna jerk off :(
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
>>710030944
>not having a personal selection of 5 minute wank material
>>710030510 [galil]
I thought we both were..
>>710030894
>anything with blood
I got that covered. See you later
>>710031106
>forgot to reply
>>710030315(Illya)
Mortal Kombat, You don't know Jack, Guilty Gear, and Soulcaliber V. Pretty much fighting video games, mixed in with some party games
>>710030353(Akame)
I'm pretty good. You ready to scare people on this glorious day?
>>710032026
I want to cum on those horns.
>>710032026
I'm not gonna be joining in on the fun
>>710031634
hug me yuno
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>710031573
>>710031573
>>710032561
>>710032214
You can try~
>>710032443
Aww ;~; why not?
>>710032953
I don't have anyone to do anything with, and I'm too lame to organize something or to think of a costume
>>710033234
>>710032953
>>710031131
(You) for all the cute waifus
>>710033234
I don't remember seeing this one before.
>>710033459
Same.
>>710033477
I post it pretty frequently.
>>710033459
Qt.
>>710033561
>>710034041
>>710033561
Maybe I just didn't give proper attention to your pics lately, I could say the same about this pic.
>>710034041
Hey I could use more (You)s right now.
>>710034144
>>710034213
you could work towards a (You) subscription by being a QT3.141
>>710034213
Aweee~
~
>>710034398
Hey.
That's a nice pic.
>>710034624
hnng
>>710034624
>>710032026
You Don't Know Jack and all the other Jackbox games are amazing! Always enjoyed a fighting game every now and then, never been much good at them.
>no halloween Rorys
>>710033312
Oh I see, that sucks. And you're not lame
>>710033459
What a cutie~
>>710035493
I'm not that good aat fight games either. I always get destroyed when it comes to online fights. I'd much prefer fighting the cpu or playing on the same screen locally.
The jackbox party pack is more fun if had a lot of people. Someone should stream it on twitch and we could all join in
>>710036626
>>710034398
I'm pretty sure Miku already meets the requirements.
>>710034520
Ayy.
>>710036910
i was talking about you not Miku
Fucking lame ass faggots. Waifu is for gays. Please kill yourself.
>>710036626
Yes it does and yes I am, there's no denying that.
>>710037271
O. I try to be but I don't think I'm naturally qt.
>>710036910
Ayy lamao u only get cuter
>>710037938
if you own a car you could easily have some fun just find someone who knows a couple of addresses and such?
>>710038184
Wowwww
<3
sup
Happy Halloween to the ones that celebrate it still. Trick...or Treat?...
Tohsaka Rin claimed
>>710036626
That sounds like a lot of fun! I'm down to try it, though I don't think my I telnet will handle streaming very well.
>mfw all these entry level and seasonal whores ITT
>>710036726
Thats so adorable~
>>710037938
What, nah. I'm sure none of us would think you're lame
>>710038616
I'll just take a festive cute or two if you would be so kind. C:
>>710038700
:3
>>710038710
Oh shit what's good.
>>710038184
for real now
Miku is great i decide like 90% on the waifu and only 10% on the actual anon
the 10% didn't win me over yet tho
>>710038875
>entry level and seasonal
>Megumin
>>710039001
:>
>>710038963
>>710039066
I'll never switch fam
Gib shekels plz
>>710039224
I bet you'll swap to Megumins rival :^)
>>710038480
I do own one and I could do this but I won't
>>710038963
why wouldn't you?
>>710039341
I bet you'll swap to Tuka :^)
>>710039066
this
>>710039496
Who? :^)
>>710038915
<3
Hey there
>>710039134
Wassup bud how yah been
>>710039230
You gib wat u get cute foxer
>>710039417
Yeah it's a hassle sometimes but I think it's worth it for a little fun.
>>710039611
>>710039665
>>710039737
There is no reason for this
https://a.pomf.cat/qjbhtf.webm
>>710039816
Doing well. How about you?
>>710039818
I have to reclaim her....
>>710039816
NEVER
>>710039909
At least make some conversation, you're just spamming the thread really.
>>710040140
Well then what do you want to talk about?
>>710039762
You know, your favorite girl, Tuka Luna :^)
>>710039833
Hello Makoto
>>710040001
>>710039974
>>710039944
>>710039737
>>710039665
>>710039611
Yuno a shit
A SHIIIIIIIIIT
Spooky style.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm1QRmFLMpM
What are you all going to do this Halloween? Any plans anyone?
>>710040289
EXPLODE!~
>>710040289
Who's that? All I hear is farting noises.
>>710039003
I will keep trying.
>Miku is great
That's something that I don't read often in these grounds, always good to see someone that can appreciate nice things.
>>710040913
well where are you from?
>>710039909
Same don't know what I'm doing tonight though all my friends got hw up the the ass.
>>710040140
Okay than damn. You go biking at all today?
>>710038777
>Lucky trips
Even if it wouldnt, you'd could still be able to join via phone
>>710039135
So pretty~ Can't wait for 2
>>710039417
Because I find you awesome to talk to
Choke on a dick, Tats
>>710041309>>710039135
*Season 2
>Courtney
this is hard to look at...
>>710041089
Portugal.
And you're from the land where they have really long and cool words, right?
>>710041329
This.
>>710040648
That would be if I said Rory :^)
>>710041329
Can I choke on yours, your Majesty :^)
>>710041615
No.
Hey guys, who's more seasonal
>>710041612
or
>>710041615
>>710041612
>This
You love me
arabic guy what is ur story
>>710041802
are u the chen
>>710041822
Me?
>>710041217
Oh...hah sucks to be them.
>>710041309
?
>>710041472
ahh
yeah S2 would be nice, but there will be a Movie (about Book 7, for story reasons)
can recommend the books btw
>>710041612
>>710040913
>That's something that I don't read often in these grounds
Your pics are exceptionally cute though, not all Miku pics are like that
Haven't seen much hate though, did I miss it or misinterpret what you said?
>Portugal.
warm
>And you're from the land where they have really long and cool words, right?
Germoney, yes
Do you own a daki by any chance?
>>710041822
اسمحوا لي أن اللعنة بك الماعز، سيدتي
>>710042023
انا ذاهب الى تسعة عشر القرف من هذه الطائرة
>>710042056
>portugal
rainforest is that u
>>710042159
That shit didn't translate right at all but that was pretty fucking anyway.
>>710042023
i meant the gabriel guy
not to diss u or anything
You fucks are so fucking gay. For the love of god do your family's proud and an hero.
>>710041972
The chen, what?
>>710042276
u know like the chen people know
>>710042335
I'm the only Chen claimer in here
>>710041802
Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know all 4chan is about
I love you even though you're the most hated anon here.
>>710042056
>Your pics are exceptionally cute though, not all Miku pics are like that
There are so many pics of her I am sure I will never stop finding exceptional quality pics.
>Haven't seen much hate though, did I miss it or misinterpret what you said?
It kinda died out now but when I started claiming her a lot of people complained about her being seasonal trash with no personality.
>Do you own a daki by any chance?
I'm europoor as hell, I don't own anything weeb. But I do want to get some.
What about you?
>>710042237
حبيبي
>>710042250
o boi look @1 butthrut billy ovr hear LMFAO mayb if your're didn't tak so maney DIQKS UP YO'RE ASS u wuoldn't be so ASSAGRITATED u homo jizzjocky buttespelunker
NEWFLASH, KID: u r mad but hwo wuldn't be aftr bing shitrshocked & assblasted "oh no i gt str8 pooperpwnd so hrd im bleddin cum and i'm coming blud" - U [r a fagt lmao] your so asbroken ur kids, 20 yers l8er born with CBD (cronik butowned disese) o w8 ur not gona hav kidz cuz your love weeiner so much u FAGANGERY VIRGIN go gt laid kif kid lol how made do u have 2 b to even gt owned this hard ROFL holy crackers u r so analfurious ROFL "I ETA M OWN POO"- ur dad i cld cook a egg in ur but "I luv 23 lic d cum of ur dik" - u ur dad lieks men holy fuckign crackers "i wil hav secks wit bums" - ur mom olol and ur mon liks animals lmao XD "i luv gey porm"- u i put mu dik in ur faec n u lk it cuz u r mad gay " I M AUTIMST AND I LEK MEN"- u now tht i tytaly pwn3d u oit of ur mind ur hella analmad
>>710042241
That's just how gabriel is written in arabic.
God damn are you fucks pathetic
waifu is laifu
laifu is waifu
>>710042439
pls love me
>>710042514
yes i know but why did he include that inm his name???
>>710042569
No idea, I guess.
here
Hallo Leute
>>710042481
People still hate me? Wow
It's been some time
>>710042569
Why would I love you, sci? You're the same old guy you were when you were shitposting on animus.
>>710042720
have u seen waltz with bashir ? is that popular where u live?
>>710042753
whats wrong w/ that dont u think im cool?
>>710041615
Nah. Only the turbo shit sounds like farts. And Rory is far from a turbo shit.
>>710042056
Alright, I'll check out the books. I need something new to read anyways
>>710039816
>>710041309
thanks
>>710042869
Never seen it, honestly.
>>710043030
oh well
>>710042481
>her being seasonal trash with no personality
>seasonal
i don't know how you'd think that is a relevant insult for her
>no personality
excuse my opinion but I think that is more fitting than it should be
>But I do want to get some.
>What about you?
i'm kinda interested but I wouldn't be able to justify that should my family find out
maybe if i live alone far enough away that they wouldn't come by without announcing themselves beforehand
>>710042753
>People still hate me?
I've always loved you
>>710042930
gabriel totally dissing me and i dont even know this dude whats up with that
>>710042869
Sci
I'm older than you think and I know stuff
Stop being such a pushover or I'll talk to bard to stop being an autist together witj you
>>710043291
>dissing you
you want attention?
or did i miss something?
>>710043348
i wont stop being a pushover it's my signature personality trait and i refuse to back down from it! also wtf does bard have to do w/ anything
>>710043457
whats with the arabic
That American holiday.
>>710043555
checked
i asked Karen it should mean Gabriel/Jibril in arabic, how is that an insult?
T B H how can u say im a pushover when i refuse to change
doesnt make any sense
>>710043555
Well, all you are doing is spouting senseless shit that bores everyone holding a conversation with you, all you ever do is complain.
>>710042753
Yes, people still hate you. The other day I posted a few Chen pics on discord and someone got triggered by them.
>>710043181
>i don't know how you'd think that is a relevant insult for her
It's not relevant at all for me, it took me some brainstorming until I realized how perfect Miku is for me. She's been out for almost a decade too.
>excuse my opinion but I think that is more fitting than it should be
It's true, I can't deny it, but I don't really see it as a negative thing as it allows me to imagine how it would be.
Her personality isn't as vague as some make it out, we do know that she is energetic and not shy at all.
>maybe if i live alone far enough away that they wouldn't come by without announcing themselves beforehand
One day. You can only dream for now.
Anyway it's your money and you can spend it how you want, do you think they would be disappointed if you purchased a figure?
Who cares about Halloween? It was Ohi day in Greece like 3 days ago.
Get on that shit Hiro
>>710043796
Who got triggered? I want to laugh
Mugen and the other american faggot?
>>710043779
insult? yes i know it is gabriel in arabic but why did u put it in there?
>>710043793
ur just like daddog... also how am i complaining
>>710044053
Shut the up fuck.
>>710043848
I don't, but it seems like Australia is trying to embrace it more and more and I don't like it.
>Ohi day
The fuck is that?
>>710043611
>>710044123
Call me on discord.
>>710043848
u cant even tell it's halloween where i live
>>710044117
hello who's speaking?
>>710043611
<3
>>710043796
>do you think they would be disappointed if you purchased a figure?
they'd leave it uncommented, i'm sure of that but it still has a stigma
weeb culture isn't really a thing here so it's not something they'd be too fussed about compared to other things i could own
>>710044053
why not? all the latin names sound pretty much the same so i chose another one that at least looked different and the wiki page (of the religious figure) had it so i took that
>>710044123
toppes of tiers tbh
>>710044310
autism.
I'm disappointed no one named the thread "spooky edition"
and no one posted this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk
>>710044123
The time we told Italy to btfo.
>>710044310
Is it Halloween? Didn't even notice, just passed me right by in all honesty.
How're you then?
You're dressing up as your Waifu for Halloween, and she's dressing up as you. Now the two of you have a little bet going on where the one who pulls of their costume better gets their choice of one of three rewards. Ignore the fact that you might not participate in Halloween activities, whether it be because you're too old or any other reason.
1: You can trade some of your shit candy for the other's good stuff.
2: The Crown of Halloween King/Queenhood.
3: [Message will not desplay. Too lewd.]
Who wins, and why?
Claiming
>>710044500
Because not everyone is as retarded as you, trap boy.
>>710044626
We'd most likely bet on the first one. She'd get all the chocolate if she wins and I get all the chocolate if I win, since we both are into chocolate
It's, hands down, the best sweet there is
>in celebration of halloween I'll try to post the scariest pics I have from my waifu
>might also be the edgiest kek
>>710044871
God fucking dammit you're so retarded.
>>710044779
>when a child gives you bedroom eyes
>>710044432
so it's just an aesthetic thing thats cool
>>710044467
hi autism
>>710044598
well ive been sick in various ways for the past 1-2 months out of nowhere i hate where i live and i still dont have a job but i get to listen to music a lot so i guess i can't complain hbu
>>710044871
You can't take ALL of her chocolate, Anon. That's a dick move.
>>710044269
>The only other Halloween images I have are too large
Kill me.
>>710044294
Sure thing.
>>710044356
>2
>>710044432
Cutest pink hair.
>>710044598
Sounds like fun, you better have stole their sekrit recipe for pizza.
>>710044626
It would probably be close to a tie, honestly. But she'd win. We'd trade candy, and go back home, play some eroge together until late at night hopped up on sugar.
>>710045013
he said it boys, he called someone retarded on the internet
what a rebel
CHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>710045257
Aw, that sucks.
