What's one thing you want to do sexually before you die?
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What's one thing you want to do sexually before you die?
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>>710029517
have sex with girl
I want to cum on a face that I've worshipped from afar. A celebrity or a longtime crush.
I guess it's some kind of instinctual territory thing.
>>710029517
fuck someone who´s uncoucious
I definitely want to do some chastity cage stuff with some girl. Maybe long term. Maybe pegging.
>>710030098
have sex with girlclothes*
>>710029517
Fuck my Aunt.
>>710030380
I'd fuck your aunt too
>>710030380
basic but i'd fuck her
>>710030445
Im gonna get it soon, Ive planted the seeds in her mind and Shes seen me masturbate. She just needs a little push.
Fully dominate girl, make her cry, humiliate her, call her fat and stupid, then have sex with her while telling her she doesn't deserve it.
>>710029517
>fuck a queen
>fuck fuck
>suck an old man's cock
>fuck a sheep
>fuck a goat
>ram my cock right down it's throat
>>710030380
What are you, 12?
Anyway, I'd fuck your aunt too.
Fuck a completely unshaved pussy. Feel the soft pubes on my shaft, hair grinding on hair. Kiss her gently, bury my face in her carpet.
>>710029517
>>710030380
Fuck this guy's aunt
>>710030727
i personally dont like it but sure man
cum on my sister-in-law's tits.
>>710029517
Meet as many anons as possible and give them HIV.
>>710030869
I wouldn´t like to fuck unshaved ones for the rest of my life, but I think it would be a nice experience to do at least once.
Currently no gf and only strict-shavers before. :(
>>710030629
I'm quite interested in how that went down
How did she catch you masterbaiting? & how did she react to that?
>>710029517
Double headed blowjob
>>710031216
I was in my room and she was staying over, and it was late, I was jerking it, and she came in asking if I had a pillow. She gasped a little, stayed for what I think is a couple seconds too long and then walked out. Now everytime she sees me, I watch her eyes gaze down to my crotch, so I think shes interested.
>>710031354
How would you attempt that?
>>710030380
Love to bend her over
>>710029517
a friend group of mine is made up of mainly lesbian / bi girls.
i'm fairly certain they aren't interested in me at all but i've fantasized about us hanging out and smoking weed (which we do quite often) and ending up fucking.
a vanilla fantasy and most likely never going to happen, but yeah.
i don't really have any fetishes, frankly most common fetishes disgust me, especially cuckolding, it has really ruined /b/ these past few years tbh.
>>710031494
Kek. That's brilliant.
I wish you the best in plowing your hot aunt bro
>>710029517
get a bj from my gf while she masturbates
>seems super normie but my gf will let me do about anything but doesn't masturbate
Two Asian girls at one time!
>>710031753
>Milena
Yes please
>>710030330
pegging is legit as shit
>>710029517
touch a boob
>>710031993
>maximum file size 2mb
can't do sorry compadre
Rape a Celebrity. or Sex where I Fuck then like they went worth shit. One of the Kardashians tbh
Sex
>>710032134
No worries. Disappointing that she hasn't taken a dick on camera yet.
>>710030727
shits kinda over rated tbh
I would rather have more skin contact (both shaved) than a bush
>>710029517
Your mother, but in her pussy and nicely this time.
>>710031154
lucky fuck
my longterm GF has super coarse body hair so she doesn't really shave
>grows back in no time
>lots of ingrown hairs due to the thickness and tendency to curl under the skin
She's considered doing laser down the line once we both get done with school and have our adult jobs
snap a girl's neck while i fuck her asshole
the twitching man
>>710032564
Fuck that's hot
>>710030659
So what?
>>710032564
>the twitching man
wut the fuck
do you have experience with that or what
I always wanted to anal creampie a girl, which I did last month for the first time. It was awesome even better because I didn't ask permission (beta move) and the look she gave me was so hot.
I'd like to cum from a titfuck not found anyone who was good enough at it and current gf is an a cup...
>>710032127
>>710030280
it's way better to cum in a girl's mouth or pussy raw than to cum on a face.
Titties and ass I can understand too. But unless you're a virgin fag, cumming on faces isn't all that great.
Instinct is to cum in a pussy or mouth.
haters gona hate
>>710032142
>>710033497
This. Cumming in orifice is the best.
>>710033522
Pedos going to burn
MODS
MODS
Fuck her within an inch of her life
>>710032528
>adult jobs
>>710033522
Hmmm
Get completely destroyed by multiple guys at once
A weird one but take some viagra then smash a girl. But have her stay on top so we fall asleep with my cock in her.
>>710029517
Have an orgy with women above 40.
I have a girlfriend who is 45 (I'm 22) and she has some good looking friends, some married which is a plus.
>>710033497
Blowjobs turn me off. Had to stop my girlfriend from giving one.
Also, new non virgin question: Does IUD make it uncomfortable for a girl do be on top? When I asked about a condom she said she has coil but was unable to be on top. Doggy was fine though.
Well since Ive already had a FFM threesome, make a home movie.
>>710034655
What's IUD?
>>710030659
Pretty sure 2nd line should be fuck Bach not fuck fuck
>>710029517
Whatever I was going to say is forgotten... Literally this
fuck a 10/10 trap
Buttfuck fuck Hillary while she's drinking a cream soda.
>>710029517
Have sex at all :/
Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation... but with the lights ON for a change.
>>710034992
>>710034992
That's right I said buttfuck fuck
>>710035067
Youre a sick sonofabitch. What vile human does THAT with the lights on.
I really want to use tinder after paying for plastic surgery to look like a Chad. I would get tons of girls to send me nudes and then send them to their parents and lecture the women on how being a slut makes them human garbage.
>>710034783
Intrauterine Device, it stops the sperm from reaching the egg.
>>710035067
You monster
>>710029517
become a gurl
>>710035253
Wow... that sounds crazy.
Isn't that dangerous for your penis?
have a hot girl shit on my face or in my mouth while looking down on me smiling or laughing.
>>710029517
I want to buy one of vid related, for science.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC3-mm277ek
>>710033522
No hate here, only agreement. At least you're being honest
>>710035687
Thanks Bro.
>>710034990
>fuck a 10/10 trap
this tbh.
>>710035511
Have no idea, I guess its a bit out of my dicks reach. Also my girlfriend is apparently bi so my dream would be to have a threesome with my girlfriend and some other girl.
Any tips how to raise my stamina? I last long, so long I don't even cum some times.
Impregnate an attractive woman
>>710031533
By having 2 women sucking my cock at the same time. Are you stupid?
>>710035900
Yeah deffo man
>>710029517
have a threesome with a hot girl and a 10/10 trap.
Taking the trap's dick in the ass while I fuck the girl in every hole
>>710034990
same tbh
That and get pegged by a girl
>>710029517
Eat ice cream out of a bleached and cleaned asshole/rectum while getting a blowjob from the same whose anus I'm literally eating out of
>>710029517
fuck taytay
>>710029517
Want to have a threesome with 2 women.
I was SO CLOSE once. I was with a chick who had a friend coming in from out of town (who she hadn't met in person before -- just online). She said she wanted to have a threesome with her and myself (and that her friend was bi, and into it as well).
But when her friend showed up, my girl was uncomfortable with how attractive her friend was in person. Was worried I'd like her friend more than I liked her.
So she bailed on the threesome idea.
DAMMIT!!!
>>710036956
Wait, so was it a total blue balls situation or did she make it up to you later?
>>710037199
We fucked later, so no blue balls.
But what a serious letdown. The three of us met at a restaurant for dinner. There I was, hanging out with these 2 women, who wanted to have a threesome with me. And my place was just blocks from the restaurant.
It was a done deal. I was so damn excited.
But no.
Jealously and insecurity reared its ugly head.
:-(
fuck someone to death
>>710035883
*fist bump*
So many white knighters would deny it but deep down their dick is begging to be buried.
>>710029517
stay virgin all life
die virgin
hopely go to Heaven
>>710029517
I'd like to fuck a bitch (or passable trap) so well and so hard that they mind break into a slobbering, moaning mess that can only think of the pleasure my cock is bringing them.
>>710029517
I've done everything I've wanted except for having one girl sit on my face while another blows me.
I've been with two girls twice, and it was okay, but I was mostly doing shit for them.
>>710037439
Is there still hope? I mean you could try to convince your girlfriend that the new friend is not as attractive as she is.
>>710037799
Not with that girl any longer. And my current gf has no interest whatsoever in threesomes. :-(
Oh well. Maybe some future gf will be into it. Or I'll run into 2 chicks who want to do it. Time will tell...
>>710031354
This.
>>710029517
Fuck every single attractive woman in the world that doesn't have an STD or is related to me somehow.
>>710029517
fuck a dead baby over the graves of my enemies
>>710029517
Make slow, sweet, passionate love to Hilary Duff in the back of a Van with no windows in the back at the edge of a cliff with a great view of the city sky line under the stars during a full moon while a song I wrote plays in the background and she calls me Zeus.
>>710029517
mate in the fifth demension
>>710037586
>fuck someone to death
So do you mean you want them to die from the actual fucking or do you mean you want to be fucking them while you kill them? Personally, I'd probably go with the later.
>>710029517
Masturbate into one whiskey glass and add 3 cubes of ice and then pour myself a double of single barrel Jack Daniels in the other glass and sip it slowly with 3 cubes of ice while I watch my high school crush sip my cum like it's a cocktail.
I call it,
>Shaken, not stirred.
>>710029517
Fuck Uma Thurman in mid flight while hang gliding.
have sexual intercourse
>>710034990
Same
>>710029517
twins probably, i'm just watching.. what?
>>710029517
Sex with Fran Drescher in a jacuzzi in the back of a jumbo jet.
>>710030280
getthelube.com
>>710034990
I've dated traps and fucked about 5 different ones, ranging from 4/10-7/10s. I want to one day have sex with a 11/10 huge titted silicone dicked trap.
>>710029517
Sex swing, outer space, zero gravity, shoot it in to the air and watch her float over and swallow it.
>>710029517
seks
I want to fuck a trap really bad ,the other one I always fantasized about was fucking an older woman ,I fucked a 41 yr old and a 57 yr old so I've ticked that off my list.
>>710029517
I would like to see if I could fit every ball off of a pool table into a woman's snatch and then after shove the cue ball inside her and see if she has enough muscle control to play a game using only her pussy
>and she has to call the pocket
Fuck my stepdaughter
>>710029517
dominate a woman like her
Fuck a friend ballsdeep in her ass. She's arab and very cute.
>>710029517
Go to Spain and have a threesome with a couple of 14 year old girls. But some MILFs might be better because they already have on the job training
>>710029517
Jack off...
...one last time.
>>710039857
literally every step dad ever
>>710034990
Name?
>>710034990
>10/10 trap
>posts 5/10 trap
>>710033497
stop being a nigger, and use your brain during sex, instead of just wanting to get your dick wet like an animal
fuck the tiny 4'11" latina who wants my cock at work
>>710033497
Cumming in ass (bareback) is WAY better than anything. Close to cumming in pussy but ass better. Pulling out and cumming is fucking lame.
>>710029517
I wanna become a commercial airline pilot and get my dick sucked while flying the plane at max altitude to and from Europe.
>>710040236
if she wants your cock so badly as you say, then why haven't you fucked her? fucking beta
>>710039999
Witnessed quads of truth.
>>710029517
Your mom
again
>>710040420
shes got hep C
>>710040508
use condom, good to go
>>710030280
id sure like to do things with her face
I want to suck dick (I'm male and hetero)
> fuck a tolder
> fuck a 9 year old girl
> fuck a horse
> fuck a dolphin
> fuck corpse
> fuck a holocaust survivor
> fuck woopy goldberg
I want to stand on a car and fap over a group of 11 women and then shoot my children hat will never be all over them, watch them eat what cum they can and then lick it off of each other while getting undressed and then have q very interesting orgy where two groups are to see to pleasure of me at the same time
IE: two four girls using my dick, two girls face sitting+ making out with me, and two girls fucking/getting fingered(one hand to each set of 2)
If this happens to me IRL I swear on my ancestors I will an hero after
>>710040508
hep c transmit via blood. stop being so dumb
>>710029517
I wanna fuck one of my friend's mom.
>Repeatedly.
>>710031494
Get that pussy hombre
Back flip into a virgins puss while simultaneously climaxing upon entry.
Also she is suspended from a ceiling fan, spinning, this requires perfect timing and accuracy.
Fuck my ex wife while her tall lanky husband watches
Get a full blowjob from my wife while I watch porn in my tv in the living room.
She's sown for most things and we tried watching porn together but it seemed to totally turn her off.
I'd also like to masturbate to a live sex act, two or more girls but I want them to be hot.
I'd also like to take a female friend to a stip club. Not really a sex thing but close. I heard it changes the experience.
>>710031354
I have had this
>>710030380
Fuck your aunt
>>710030380
his aunt, want to fuck her
>>710033522
Why want a whore?
Be double penetrated
Be in a gangbang
Fuck someone way older than me
Fulfill rape fantasy
>>710040930
>be me
>had sex with a few celebs over the years
>did some homicidal maniac level sex when I was 13
>not really attracted to kids.. they're dumb, smelly, and i'm impatient in the sack
>>710030380
Get pissed on by his aunt.
>>710040688
>fuck a holocaust survivor
Hate to say it but that's literally impossible
The hall of cost never existed so you really can't fuck a survivor of something that never took place
>>710029517
Basically, this:
http://wgntv.com/2016/09/14/mother-of-new-mexico-girl-who-was-raped-and-killed-had-sought-men-to-sexually-assault-daughter-report-says/
News story never made me come before.
Or something like this
>>710029517
get a handjob from the girl i play overwatch with
>>710041346
I man can dream
>>710041351
What are the odds that some pissed off person will pay a bunch of Mexicans to do exactly that to her + torture for doing such a thing to her daughter?
>>710032281
I feel the same about Emily. Pretty sure they're lesbos
>>710041465
That's what 2D is for friendo
>>710034655
Girl has had an iud for about 4 years now and it's more uncomfortable for me because it scrapes the fuck outta the side of the cock head and upper shaft. She said it kinda bothered her at first but not so much anymore. She needs to get used to it getting pushed and poked or it will always feel uncomfortable. Unless you got a small ass cock then you and her probably won't feel it.
But yeah if you can reach it then you'll know the scratchy feel.
>>710030330
Same here. Being alpha is nice and all, but I wanna try that sissy shit at least once.
>>710029517
Something sexual
>>710029517
Fuck a midget
>>710035067
Gtfo out of here.
>there's a special place in hell for people like you
Get my face sat on by a chick with a huge butt
>>710033522
well, admittance is the first step to help.
>>710041496
Well, in her defense she gave the kid some meth, so she probably didn't feel much. Except orgasm after orgasm from mexidick plowing into her underdeveloped fuckhole.
And I dunno what the kid was freaking out about. The article indicates she wasn't a virgin, and had done this a few times.
lately i've been thinking about getting my ass licked/eaten while receiving hj/bj. But knowing how dull our love life is after we had our daughter 5 months ago, I doubt that would happen. Anyway, how to approach my wife about this ? Or just directly
I want to fart naked.
mastrubat
>>710041785
Hell yeah.
>>710041885
And a trip to Thailand is the first step to fixing the problem.
It's like the psychiatrist who recommended a man with an oedipal complex fuck his mother to get over his attraction. Sure younger girls are hot, but holy fuck are they annoying to be around.
>>710029517
Cum from a blowjob.
>>710041901
More than likely she doesn't remember any of those times
Poor girl, not into spics but anyone who does this to a child is fucked in the head
>>710039422
>twins probably, i'm just watching.. what?
Oh man, twins!
I'd LOVE to watch twins going at each other.
Until I couldn't take it any longer, and they give me a blowjob. One of them with my cock in their mouth, the other one licking my balls.
>>710033522
Soon anon, soon the sex bots will be all yours
>>710030380
His aunt fuck her
>>710041908
That's your ultimate sex act before you die?
Come on man be more adventurous and think of something far out of the realm of possibility at least
live the daily pain cut fags have every day of their life
>>710042377
Cutfags have no concept of pain and are just children tricking themselves into believing they deserve life
>>710042269
>fucked in the head
Well, if the article is to be trusted, so was the kid.
At least she didn't die a virgin.
>>710029517
Rape a cute trap
>>710042347
i said what i've been thinking about lately...also, i have a birthday in couple of hours and im slightly depressed, semi drunk, going to sleep on the couch.
Otherwise, you are right, fugging a 10/10 trap would be nice. no dick touching tho, that would be gay
>>710041648
she's doing it wrong. take her to the dr.
