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Crazy girl from work asked I I like her Halloween costume. Dubs

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Crazy girl from work asked I I like her Halloween costume. Dubs decides...
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>>710023099
Moo
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>>710023099
GET NUDES
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Would look good on my bedroom floor
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>>710023099
I bet naked you're even scarier, fatto. Wanna sum fuk?
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>>710023099
May I see... more...
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"Itd look better if you werent wearing anything"
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Didn't you "have sex" with her yesterday
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I'm erect.
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>>710023099

I cant see it, theres cow in the way
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>>710023235
But who took picture?
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It'd look better on my floor
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>>710023099
Reply with "I'd like nothing better."
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>>710023360
Who cares??
It's not nude...
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>>710023099
How much BBC have you taken in your lifetime?
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>>710023099
I like it, any more?
>rollum
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If you wanted to scare me, you could've taken the costume off.
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>>710023408
Says cam
She didn't get someone to take a camera pic on kik.
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>>710023099
I only date modest gurls who wear the burqa you disgusting land whale. Allahu Akbar!
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i really really really like this pic
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I love it, babe. Got more?
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>>710023558
roll
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>>710023534
reroll
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shiver me timbers! you look like a fat bloke of a cunt yeeee whale yah, har har har har har
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>>710023558
I hope you mean babe like the pig Babe
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>>710023588
Winrar
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>>710023537
She can't hand the phone off?
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I want to snatch out your fuckin eyes and put em in a jar like glasses
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What a fucking disgusting WHALE
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>>710023588
winrar!
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>>710023534
this please
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>>710023340
this
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I like it about as much as hitler did the Jews
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>>710023588

WINRAR
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>>710023558
>>710023588
shut up faggots we've got a winrar
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>>710023636
I mean I guess but this has red flag posted all over it.
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>>710023235
En"large"d
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>>710023783
Just kidding, please no more.
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get nudes plz
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>>710023558
Image faggot
It's image
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>>710023878
THIS
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>>710023911
WINRAR
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>>710023911
haha dubs
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>>710023878
we want more
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>>710023970
OP is contributing to increased self esteem for ugly cunts. eradicate her
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I want the pirate's booty
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>>710024034
rolll
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>>710023911
OP pls
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>>710023099
Show me that pirate booty.
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>>710024034

This
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>>710023970
I'm more interested in the lower half.
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>>710023970
That's not what i meant
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>>710024077
winrar
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>>710024077
WINRARR
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>>710023970
dat low quality b8
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>>710024105
reroll
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Please stop now I'm already having nightmares about spooky skellingtons I don't want to have them about your fat ugly ass too.
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>>710024105
rolly
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I want you to take my hot load on your face after I plunder your booty.
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>>710023099
I would if it wasn't on a hamplanet
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Show me them tits and ass
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Now ask her to show you the inside her chest
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>>710024034
>>710024077
winrar idiots shut the fuck up i won
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What does it look like from behind?
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>>710024172
WHERE'S THE MESSAGE
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Sure would like a nude ;)
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Ask if she has any plans for tonight.
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>>710024244
dubs again retards
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Lol tell her how much for the bootay? >win
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>>710024244
WINRAR
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>>710024172

motherfucker you had to type
> Just kidding, please no more.
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ahhahahahahah omg OP BETTER DELIVAR
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THARR SHE BLOWS
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lemme see that boooooteeeee RRREEEEEEEEE
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op send full pics pls
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Let me get a glance at that booty
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>>710023099
Moby Dick wasn't one of the sailors...
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Send her your dick
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>>710024518
Roll
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>>710024518
Kek
Re roll this.
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When the biblical stories were written they left out the one they called lord infamous because the horror he possessed was one of a magnificence. He was said to be lucifier's only mortal kin.
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Send her your dick, check em
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If dubs send her a flaccid dick pic
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>>710024518
Winrar
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Dubs says send a dick pic with the caption "like my sword?"
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>>710024633
winrar
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How did last night go?
You told casandra you wanted sex and to come over. She said call if serious. What happened?
Or is this bait...
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>>710024649
No, you make my mast rise.

LAND HO!
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>>710024649
naw bby, when u gonna come scrub my deck?
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>>710024649
Just send a dickpic
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>>710024649
say ''i wish''
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No. But I want to be fucking you.
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>>710024518
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>>710024649
>Only with the captain's permission.
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>>710024649
not yet
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Can I run through you with my spam dagger? Then send dick pic
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>>710024722
>>710024744
Checked.
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>>710024722
>>710024744
duberinos
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>>710024744
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>>710024649
Say, No but i want too.
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I'm not fucking with you, but I wish I was ;)
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>>710024633

I dont like how you faggots are ignoring my dubs
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>>710024801
im not gonna lie i kek
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>>710024687
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This chick was here last night. The co worker banged her after she came over.
Be warned, the pussy looks more worse than an Arby's sandwich.
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>>710024744
This
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>>710024801
Op fucking madman or giant troll. Not sure.
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>>710024733
kek
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>>710024801
so close aswell then this
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>>710024801
d e l i v e r e d m8
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>>710024856
You did it you absolute madman
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>>710024649
Id be all for burying that booty.
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>>710024856
Op is full of shit
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>>710024844
Check
>>710024801
You impatient faggot.
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>>710024409
Holy shit my sides
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>>710024856
Fuckin madman. Post em
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>>710023970
Go back to whore island you smelly pirate hooker
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well, the worst that could happen is he getting laid tonight...
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TOP KEK
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>>710024856
I saw these same exact pics in a thread yesterday, fucking kill yourself OP
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>>710024649
Not fucking with you right now, but we might fuck each other later.
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>>710024649
IF I WAS A NIGGER ID EAT YOU OUT LIKE I WAS LOOKING FOR JONAH
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>>710024886
its fake- this one happened yesterday - the pirate thing wasnt in there but its the exact same bra and tits pic
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Now you need to send her your semi-erect penis and say "Now all I need is full nudes and I'll be solid as a rock"
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>>710023099
>>>710024687
Good job OP

>today OP wasnt a faggot
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>>710025088
These are pics from yesterday, op is using an app to text himself the sad piece of fuck
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Where are the full size images of the tits fucker
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Well..fuck.
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"Come over and ill make your asshole look like the front end of a blowhorn ;))))"
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>>710025231
MAN THE HARPOONS
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Wollowollowollo
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oh my god you're gourgeous babe
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>>710025231
i just wana see that pirate booty first ;)
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>>710025360
rollero
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>>710025231
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Can I suckered your tittles?
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Im gonna thrill you better than any ghoul could ever dare try
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>>710023099
>>>710025088
>These are pics from yesterday, op is using an app to text himself the sad piece of fuck
I see it now I fell right now like a fkn noob weabo, thanks man for open my eyes
FU OP
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>>710025400
>>710025360
winrar boyz
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>>710024990
Im not Op.
I was in thread yesterday. Reposted tits and asked what else happened you massive faggot
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>>710025231
But who took the picture?
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Lemme get in your booty hole ahoy
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>>710025400
>>710025395
winrrarrrr
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Op here. Despite the wins there's no way I'm fucking this girl. She's fucking nutsm. She write poems about raping bears and murdering people.

Neglectedmaiden.tumblr.com

That's her diary/blog
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>>710025231
Haha ewww
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>>710025473
Roll
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>>710025231
d i a b o l i c a l
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Show me that asshole or walk the plank
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>>710025231

I can smell you from here
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>>710025539
Keep going OP this is pure gold.
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>>710023267
roll
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>>710025360
WINRAR IDIOTS THIS IS WINRARRRRR
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>>710025231

I want to nut so far up your ass that you burp my cum
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>>710025400
>>710025360
WINRAR FUCKTARDS!!!!!!!!
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>>710025712
MAX KEK
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Let me see that pirate bootyhole
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>>710025712
LMFAO
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>>710025712
I'm losing my shit all over the place
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send her "DEUS VULT"
With pic
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>>710025988
dis gone be good
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>>710025604
roll
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>>710026077
Yes
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>>710025988
WINRAR BOYZ
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>see thread
>open too see shitty replies
>want to make funny reply to ruin coworker
>post and have post No.710026210
>not dubs
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>>710023469
kek
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"Women don't deserve rights"
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>>710026147
yes i am making fun of the whole of you
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link her to this thread
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God damn her self esteem is low.
If dubs then just say you love her.
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>>710026362
roll
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Do you own any dragon dildos?
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>>710026311
Lol, thanks for the get
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>>710026362
reroll
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>>710026418
roll
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SHARPIE IN POOPER
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any pics of the brown buried treasure? i'd love to come over and dig it up. X marks the spot ;)
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Link the thread
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>>710026077
Show me ye lovely booty lass, or i gunna be rammin' me mast up ye snatch
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>>710026362
reroll
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>>710026362
last one
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>>710026362
This
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>>710026491
Oh shit. This
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>>710026380
I roll for you confessing your love
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>>710026362
rolling
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>>710026510
Ayy
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YOU SAY YOU DONT KNOW OF THE HOLY NIGHTS OF JERUSLEM? YOU MUST FALL, SCUM.
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>>710025231

Maybe ill just stay a wizard.
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>>710026362
rolling
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>>710025473
roll
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>>710026495
this
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>>710023235
yeah thats pretty enlarged
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Congrats. You triggered her.
Btw. She literally thinks she is a dragon.
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Lemme get in your booty hole ahoy
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>>710023235
large sounds about right

looks like a whale trying to save itself from being harpooned by dressing up as a pirate
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>>710026510
Spread yor asshole babe.
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Disgusting
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>>710026510

It would be really hot if you could me a picture of yourself shitting into your own hand
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Donald trump is the savior of mandkind.
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>>710026362
rolll
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>>710025712

Well played.
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>>710026744
WINRAR
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>>710026646
reroll
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>>710026362
What are you gonna do with all those (You)s?
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>>710026692
triggered
also you might want to find a new job op
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>>710026692
lol call the cops thats a death threat
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>>710026692

You are SO hot when you're mad. I'm hard as diamonds.
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Fake as fuck OP
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>>710026692
Kek, can your fat fingers not hit the buttons in the right places?
Also send more tit pics.
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>>710026692

Relax! I seriously want you to lick my asshole.
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>>710026692
Hey that's my mom
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>>710026744
WINRAR!!!!!!
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>>710023235
>>enlarged woman
Ftfy
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>>710026844
kek, but i think its oger
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>>710026864
We better stop then
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THE NIGHTS WITH CRUSH THE KEKBABS, DEUS VULT
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>>710026841
Roll
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>>710026692
my line triggered a fat bitch <3

feels like the old days


tell her you will impale her whale heart with a spear
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>>710026844

Kek wills it.
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Some one got dubs on linking the thread, do it
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I wanna crusade you, babe.
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>>710026844
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>>710026692
Time to find a new job, city & identity. Throw your phone away and report it stolen and pray to Satan they don't pull tower data.
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>>710026692
dragon-kin right?
you fucked up op, she's probably rallying her sjw friends to kill you on social media and irl
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>>710026844
HEY HEY
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>>710026692
You're an imbecile anon. You had one chance to have sex this year and you blew it.
Cunt.
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I fucking LOVE WET GREASY NAPKINS first I shove it in my ass and when it's done I take it and shove it in my mouth and I get a hard on
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>>710025231
I like your other costume better

this michelin tire dude one doesn't do it for me
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>>710027223
Do it OP force her to lick your pooper.
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>>710027223

How many fingers can you fit in your ass?
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So, when are we meeting up?
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>>710027194
>>>710026692 (You)
>dragon-kin right?
>you fucked up op, she's probably rallying her sjw friends to kill you on social media and irl

Not dragon kin.

She LITERALLY thinks she change into a dragon.but only on a full moon/supr bowl Sunday.

It's all on her stupid blog
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>>710027297
Wut. Would you have sex with her? You saw her pics right?
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Taht is a nastry snatch u got ther arrr
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>>710027223
This neggah
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>>710027317
reroll
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>>710027333
HAHAHA
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>>710027333
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>>710027223
Shitlord
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send her this enthralling moral dilemma.
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>>710027223

Give yourself the shocker
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>>710027382
You're a fucking liar if you're telling me you wouldn't!
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Come on down and I will ;)))
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>>710027317
Reroll, god please
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>>710027223
where does the pussy end and the asshole begin
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>>710027333
What's the bonus for trips? Check em
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>>710027223
FAKE :v
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>>710026692
>casta fucking g spell
shit just got real-er
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>>710027223

I want to shove my balls up your ass
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>>710027379
Holy kek
Link the blog!
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Sorry, but I only like shota lolis.
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>>710027610
He already did fam Neglectedmaiden.tumblr.com
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>>710027492
You're right T-T
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>>710027492
Dude....I have fucked some RAUNCHY questionable puss in my time but neither gods nor men could compel me to stick my cock in that
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Send her blue waffle and say i would rather lick this
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>>710027684
lol
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>>710027610
Neglectedmaiden.tumblr.com
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>>710027684
Holy shit I can't wait for that reply
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>>710027684
Oh fuck lmao
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Send her the pic.
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>>710027777
>Neglectedmaiden.tumblr.com
quality quads
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>>710027777
witnessed
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Tell her your going to show her co workers her nasty cunt
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>>710027684

But I'm still willing to give you an anal cream pie. You up for it?
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>>710023203
reroll
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>>710027777
Fucking chekd
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Cuck me. I've always wanted to be cucked good.
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"Baby come back you can blame it all on me"
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>>710027944
Game ender?
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>>710027944
Yeah Kevin you faggot
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>>710027944

You can't be done until after you sit on my face. I want to taste you.
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>>710027944

Just kidding. Send me a pic with something in your vag. The bigger the better.
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>>710027944
Name change to kekin?
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>>710027777
holy quadamolly
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>>710027944
KEVIN you coulda been her BACON.

You dun goof'd
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OP here, God you faggots are dumb.
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>ops name is kevin
Dork
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>OP blew his chance to lose his virginity

holy fuck dude
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>>710028077
This OP!!!
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>>710027944

I want to fuck your tits & blow my load down your throat
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>>710028101
This
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>>710027944
kind of feel bad for her. As an ugly desperate person i can relate
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>>710028102
then whatever she sends will be the best cuz that bitch it huge
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