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ITT: Pick a super power, other anons limit it.
Invisibility
>>710021616
Is this loss?
>>710021702
It will not work on your clothing
have fun going commando
Ability to kill niggers without consequences
Become pirate king
Time travel
>>710021755
I
Ii
II
L
>>710021878
Become Nigger with your first kill.
Immortality
>>710022072
You lose a random body part until you return to your original time.
>>710021878
with each kill, a part of you niggifies
>>710022232
What the fuck?
>>710022225
it's immortality B, you still die when injured
>>710022041
Crippled by malnourishment and severe vitamin C deficiency
>>710022225
you still age
The power to make anyone like me
>>710022072
Alternately, you can't remember how to get back to your original timeline, or know where it is you're going. But you can shuffle the past as frequently as you want, if you don't mind not knowing what the fuck the history in the timelines you visit are.
i never spill any liquid in any container unintentionally
>>710021616
The ability to live forever/unkillable.
>>710022072
won't alter your current location in space
>>710022576
Crippling arthritis.
X ray vision.
>>710022541
You can't turn it off, and everyone always adores you, no matter what.
My turn: The power to get an answer to any question.
>>710022665
You become incapable of controlling your inflection so on one can tell when you are asking questions.
>>710022665
in the form of obscure riddles
even for the most basic questions
>>710022576
each passing year, starting from when you turn 100, a new asshole opens up somewhere on your body
>>710022654
Using it causes high intensive radiation. Who/what ever you look at gets blasted by it.
complete control of all reality, including Lovecraft dimensions.
>>710022654
you see skeletons everywhere
>>710022654
x ray vision so good you see through everything, making you practically blind
Regeneration
>>710022842
You're still human; you eventually tire from so much sex that only being devoured by lovecraftian horrors gets you off
>>710023025
>implying anyone that seeks control of Lovecraft dimensions is interested in sex.
>>710022842
but a painful throbbing erection clouds your mind
>>710023014
the regeneration is not perfect, and will leave scars everywhere
>>710023014
mild regeneration
>>710022568
Enjoy your shitty power cuck
>>710023155
is this why god fucked up on the holocaust?
cum on command
Power to forbig other people to make my forbid power not working properly on forbiding the forbid
Can neutralize stuff that I stuff, ranging from turning acid into water and liberals into moderates
>>710023301
You shit yourself each time you cum
>>710023096
Eh, never read h.p.
>>710023301
You need to shout louder and louder at your dick for it to work
>>710023259
i can be the worlds best bartender
...or drifter
>>710023301
on any command
also your dick does not distinguish synonyms, and simple "come here" will make your dick explode
>The power to make people fall in love with me
Yeah it's a faggot power so what
>>710023301
dick's on your forehead
>>710023496
Only guys faggot
The ability to always have the money I need. Short 5 bucks for groceries? Boom it's in my pocket. Want to go out and buy some snacks. Easy cash in the cushions.
>>710023301
On anyone's command
>>710023544
tbh I am a faggot and wouldn't mind this
>>710023496
Will only last for 72 hours before the effect wears off
>>710023584
The money would appear in your ass every time you need it
>>710023584
You get it in foreign currency, and must exchange it before you can buy anything
>>710023584
Sometimes, not all the time, the money is in a different currency
ability to make anime girls real and like me
>>710023263
>>710023584
only pennies will appear
>>710023857
But nobody else can see them
>>710023857
They can only speak Japanese, you will have to learn it
>>710023857
But they're still 2-D
superspeed
>>710023801
>>710023837
Impressive
>>710023857
"real and like me"
every single anime girl you summon will look exactly like your fat ass
>>710023974
But only while peeing
>>710023974
on reverse
Crazy diamond
Stat me /b/
>>710024039
should have tried harder in english lessons
>>710023974
bones are made of glass
can transform influence people to do whatever i want
See into the future
>>710024394
you see how meaningless your future is
>>710024394
Everything you see is only involving people in Nigeria
my urine comes out my wang like a rail gun
>>710024394
you're blind in the present
The ability to control the curvature of the space time continuum (I.E. Gravity)
>>710024514
Everytime you cum you immediately pee afterwords
>>710024566
But only around your fatass
>>710024394
The future sucks
How able to be that which who can see to where we can be
>>710024566
Only on other planets
>>710022637
And he gets killed by getting stuck inside a steel frame. Haha nice
the ability to will what I draw into existence.
(Kinda fucking myself with this one, I have no drawing skill)
>>710024514
you pee when you see a female
>>710021616
Ability to cast ice shards and freezing things and turn my arms into sharpen ice
>>710024514
Your cum is deadly. Enjoy killing every lover from now on or being forever sexually frustrated.
>>710024614
That's mean.
the gomu gomu no ability
>>710022072
you forget you've traveled in time.
>>710024514
you pee when you see a female
>>710024652
Things will listen to you but will attack anyone near you on sight
>>710021616
I would want the power to completely control gravity. If an army came at me i would just reverse gravity around them and launch them all into space. I would have my own atmosphere for space travel and would absorb gold into my dna. I would make planets and rulse as a god with non to defy me
>>710024676
Can't change your arms back.
>>710024652
Your creations look identical to what you draw
fuckk
>>710024676
arms will stay frozen forever
can travel to distant planets that are inhabited
>>710024774
you only rule 1 planet and its filled with people like op
>>710024845
every planet is full of niggers
>>710024739
Your penis never gets hard and only stretches
Ability to shapeshift
>>710021616
The ability to summon any object ever thought of or already in existence.
>>710024885
Shity limit is shity
>>710024845
You still can't breathe while you're out there
I mean I don't even have to limit it it's already pretty bad
>>710024739
You can no longer swim.
Can project impervious visible or invisible force fields.
>>710024779
>>710024793
Let's say I won't turn my arms into ice due to the consequences. I'd still be able to freeze stuff and throw ice shards.
>>710024774
Despite all this, everyone still thinks you're a massive dick
>>710023974
Your body is not invulnerable from the supersonic speed and all your skin, muscles and organs get ripped off every time you speed up.
Ability to solve every problem/question I face.
>>710024964
objects will be printed in paper
my superpower is all superpowers in the world
>>710025000
Only by accodent when sleeping
>>710024978
yeah but my dude what if you find a female only planet and all they want is snoo snoo... ya feel
>>710025000
you can't turn them off
>>710024903
shieeet
>>710025000
nice get
>>710025011
Shitty ice mage powers and 1 cool power that removes your arms.
>>710024938
only able to transform into frog
I can control my body's elasticity
>>710024774
Messing with gravity also effects your atoms' small forces, effectively turning you into a nuclear bomb
>>710024938
You must become a lug nut for a period of time to charge your ability
>>710025064
powers included dying super fast due to sun exposure
>>710025064
you have a teenie weewee.
>>710024845
Said distant planets are unfit for human life, aka no breathable air.
My power
>the power to turn any person I call a beta cuck a beta cuck
The ability to fuck whichever girl I want.
>>710025063
That's a good one
>>710024652
>>710024758
This is a bad thing how? I mean, My skill at drawing sucks, but if it's meant to attack: Tentacles. For the sexual kind of assault.
Also, how would drawn inanimate objects attack?
>>710024785
well... I would expect this?
>>710024938
Your skin never quite recovers from all those years of shifting
Trashbending
>>710021616
i can read peoples mind
>>710025171
except the bad ones
>>710025122
>>710025125
Only while sleeping
>>710025203
They age 50 years in the process of undressing
>>710025203
Whenever you choose a girl to fuck she's a trap.
>>710025248
You can only hear bad thoughts directly about you
>>710025248
While they take a shower
>>710025125
Except your penis which is 1mm
>>710025248
You are deaf.
>>710025203
You end up like Cosby in half the time
>>710023753
quarter denomination
>>710025203
Everytime you use this power, your dick loses and inch in length.
>>710025232
Only trash you can bend are used condoms
>>710025125
erectile dysfunction
Taco bell doesn't give me diarrhea
Ability to teleport
>>710025341
fuck man, the " but you have a tiny dick " limits are always effective
Can make anyone shit themselves on command
Ability to shapeshift, even slight altercations.
>>710022541
>The power to make anyone like me
You get exactly what you ask, you can make people become similar to you.
>>710025453
but anything else you eat will
>>710025203
You cannot reach orgasm
>>710025453
Taco Bell is diarrhea
>>710025453
But everything else does
2 e-z m8
>>710025489
which is everyone in /b/
>>710025485
You can't control your own shots and are forced to wear diapers.
>>710025478
Only 1 meter per year.
>>710025485
You will simultaneously shit yourself as well
>>710025478
but everytime you use your ability. you are 15ft above where you want to be.
>>710025478
must be inside a building
>>710025453
It makes you puke instantly.
Irresistibly charming to anyone I talk to.
>>710025488
>Ability to shapeshift, even slight altercations.
But you also get the brain and intelligence of the thing you shapeshift into.
the power to control where my cum ends up.
Like 50 miles away on a pigeon, or in a politician's hair before a speech.
The ability to turn any notebook into Maxwell's Notebook
>>710025678
Charming people will make them batshit crazy and attack you
>>710025488
Every time you shapeshift someone you love explodes.
Can turn into electricity and enter electric objects.
>>710025678
this power is passive, and will work on animals that happen to hear you too
>>710025678
Unable to sexually satisfy partners.
>>710025682
So, if he wants to get a girl by becoming a nigger, he's fucked?
>>710025485
you have to think about it for an uncomfortably long time
>>710025717
But your penis is on your back
Teleportation.
>>710025751
forever stuck in electrical objects
>>710025840
Only next to a shemale ready to fuck you.
>>710025816
Hands free fapping?
>>710025751
You cannot feel any emotion other than satisfaction; you cannot feel peace, anger, develop a specific vibe about a place, or feel excitement.
>>710025840
Only to places filled with niggers
>>710025751
Water kills you, therefore you die from dehydration
Travel to other universes/dimensions
>>710025751
won't alter your heart in any way
>>710025794
It makes you shit, too.
Ability to change between male/female at will.
Ability to control the weather including volcanic activity and the tides.
>>710025919
all places are filled with monsters trying to rape you
>>710025939
Forever has both genitals
>>710025884
well you can already fap hands free if you want to
>>710025919
You're stuck in one forever after teleportation and you don't know if you, a human, can survive.
>>710025939
you get uglier each time you switch
>>710025939
Ugly as male or female.
>>710025957
U have to live underground and essentially be a faggot version of bunkerbro>>710025957
>>710025957
When you're in the middle of the area you want to change.
>>710025957
the weather of uranus
When you sneeze, glitter shoots from your nose/mouth & when you fart it sound like a car horn from the 50's. Ahh-OOOO-gah!! Sometimes you do both simultaneously.
>>710025957
You are weak and this takes millions of years to make the slightest alteration
Ability:
by having sex with someone I inherit all their good traits and while negating all their bad ones. I Keep these traits forever.
>>710025957
Only to extreme consequences.
>>710021878
But you gotta do it with a pool noodle
>>710025840
You can only teleport each one of your atoms individually at a time, which means you die in the process. A new person with a consciousness identical in nature to you assumes your life where you left off with full knowledge of what you did before you died.
>>710021616
teleportation i can has?
Ability to kill myself.
>>710026087
sound is amplified by 500x and can knock anyone back
>>710026113
Your dick explodes like a honey bee after intercourse
Has the ability to talk anyone into doing anything.
>>710025919
When you travel you come down with "sudden travel syndrome" giving you interstellar diarrhea for 3 days.
>>710025733
Fucked a girl I found out later had disassociative identity disorder. Basically what happened.
>>710026087
everytime you sneeze someone shouts " THE GUY WHO JUST SNEEZED IS GAY "
The ability to copy any superpower from any fiction/greentext/idea, although only one at a time.
>>710026183
Your entire family will be depressed after
Super sonic farts.
>>710026113
you can only fuck animals
>>710026192
That's not a limit, that wasn't even a power
>>710026113
You gain an extra chromosome each time this happens
>>710026183
Limit: You must do this inmediatlely
>>710026183
you will rez after and see your dead body
My left hand is a gun
>>710026211
Nobody likes you and you can't talk anyone into liking you
>>710026211
Can't talk himself into doing anything
>>710026280
your current power is to copy one superpower
>>710026355
Your right hand is a knife
>>710025957
Controlling it makes it happen in your area as well. Cause a volcanic eruption in Hawaii? A volcano springs fourth from the ground where you live and erupts as well.
I can use dark magic (zombies, lifedrain, brainfuckery, fear and all that)
>>710026355
Only works when pointing at your head.
>>710026183
You come back to life in an infinite loop of desperation. Everytime is worse than the one before.
>>710026113
When you eventually die you gain a diluted state of consciousness in which you have a concept of being everyone you inherited traits from at once; you perceive all qualia and emotions that they perceive simultaneously but cannot control them.
>>710026355
Only somebody else can shoot it
>>710026211
you are mute
The power to be able to do anything I want or make things happen.
>>710026355
so are your right hand, your left foot and your right foot.
>>710026284
You smash into walls and die, not really a limit just a problem with it
Being able to fly
>>710026438
Only works on ants, and only one ant at a time.
>>710026438
you're a nigger
>>710026145
Hahaha, that's not a downside. That happens naturally through living, in 7 years all of the cells in your body are switched out.
You have the power to raise the dead.
>>710026528
you can turn yourself into a fly
>>710026438
Only on yourself.
>>710026438
your legacy will be only be immortalized at hot topic
>>710026493
squat and fart?
Ability to make a God-Tier thread evertime I post
>>710026568
Only for 5 minutes.
>>710026568
You can only raise their boners.
Turn memes into reality
>>710026568
only works on mosquitoes
Can jump as high as I want and impervious to the consequences of falling on my body like impact or burning up in the atmosphere after returning from orbit.
>>710026605
You have to come down eventually
>>710026626
Only furries post in them
>>710026626
it will be deleted by mods everytime
>>710026641
You permanently became Pepe
>>710026626
The theard must start with quints.
>>710026651
You get shot.
>>710026651
Only lasts for 7 seconds.
The ability to command all of 4Chan as it's Emporer
>>710026469
You only want to sleep with the fishes.
>>710026719
What's wrong with being pepe you cunt?
The Power to nullify any and all limits.
>>710026651
if you jump, you will never fall down
>>710026695
yeah, but by doing so one would be able to grasp the limitations needed for ass-powered flight.
>>710026651
The impact of hitting the ground destroys whatever planet you land on
>>710026815
Kek
>>710026287
I think that just makes it better.
Fuck a crocodile? Got super kin and immense jaw strength.
Fuck an elephant? Never forget anything while gaining massive strength. Seems good.
You can morph into a 10 ft. tall Sydney funnel web spider and back to human form.
>>710026869
You are the emperor of 4chan
>>710026869
You become broke and hunted by the FBI and CIA.
Stopping time
>>710026910
no-one have any actual superpowers, therefore your ability is obsolete
>>710026719
I don't see the downside.
The power to become God.
>>710026919
I suppose landing gear and wings wouldn't hurt
>>710026602
Winner
>>710026987
You are stopped as well.
>>710026987
time stops even for you
>>710026968
Shit spiderweb when human form.
>>710026910
Universe reaches singularity immediately
>>710027007
You can't turn back from a God.
>>710026987
can't unfreeze it.
immunity to all sexually transmitted diseases
become nigger
>>710026999
Check'd
The power to be resurrected as a skeleton with all my memories after I die.
>>710027007
God is proven to be fake., you dont exist
the power to turn anyone I touch into a furry of my choosing/design/etc.
(wonder how bad this can get lol)
>>710027117
No dick.
>>710027097
And he would want to why?
>>710027007
You seize to exist, since god doesnt.
>>710027154
you fall apart and cannot move as you do not have any muscles
>>710023422
Underrated
>>710027007
You vanish since no one believes in you.
>>710027117
by never having sex
>>710026987
For only 5 seconds
[spoiler]and develop a dolphin fetish[/spoiler]
>>710027159
they are all sanic characters
>>710027195
I can still think at least.
Ability to get aids on command
>>710027159
A disease called faggot inflicts you and die instantly.
This isn't a limit, its a diagnosis
Get to manipulate the chance of something happening
>>710027154
Because you have no muscles you can't do shit. You lay there cold and alone in your coffin.
>>710027159
you're immediately lynched.
>>710027263
you lose your kidneys
>>710027284
The chance of something to happen is set on 0,00000001%
>>710022374
>>710022232
Thare could be an interesting anine serirs based on that idea.
>>710027284
you need to know the original chance of the event, before you can alter it
>>710027284
The only something is your mother sucking dick.
>>710027159
You underestimate how terrifying animal/human hybrids would be in the real world
>>710027284
Something else comes along twice as bad as what you fixed
>>710027246
Fuck. Nice.
>>710027270
Sanic was worse. a fate worse than death.
>>710027284
can only manipulate things into gay sex with 50 year old asian men
>>710027263
You also have to choose someone else to infect.
>>710027284
You have bad luck and can only change the odds of things effecting other people
>>710027394
Literally disabling the power, that's not manipulating.
>>710022816
You're supposed to limit the power. Not expand it.
>>710027449
Oooo, that just improves it.
>>710027432
True, so very true
The ability to create shitty boy bands.
>>710024641
no, the Earth would have moved from where it was back in the time you travelled to, you'd just be in space
never need to eat again because im always nourished
>>710027570
You like the boy bands.
>>710027263
You receive for only a temporary amount of time
>>710027620
Still feel hunger
>>710027655
NOOOOOO
>>710027620
But you are always hungry.
Ability:
Sufficient cognizance to tolerate any and all circumstances I am ever subjected to
Telekinesis
>>710027655
He can just choose not to listen to them
>>710027570
You can only hear everysong they ever make layered into one for the rest of eternety
Ability to survive and live in every environment unrestricted. Be it space, on a sun or even black hole.
>>710027723
You have to wear a blindfold over your eyes for this to work.
>>710026528
Can only be used over Syria and Iraq
>>710027844
The experience is painful
>>710027844
Only while sleeping.
>>710027818
restricted to objects you can actually lift, and limited to the radius of your arms
>>710027818
They hear your thoughts as well
>>710027723
but you need to survive by sucking cock
>>710027818
You can only move things you can see and that you could lift normally.
>>710022568
you get an uncontrollable urge of jizzing in said containers
>>710023496
the second they like you, you instantly lose all interest in them, romantically or platonically
>>710023857
they're only as good looking as you can draw them
>>710023974
only one of your limbs can be sped up at a time
The ability to spook people really good.
>>710027877
Drats! That's a good negation
>>710027951
That's telepathy, faggot
>>710027723
>>710027723
You must furiosly mastrubate whenever something you need to tolerate happens.
Sitting next to a crying kid? Fap.
A nignog approching you? Fap harder.
>>710027844
You have to eat you shit and drink your piss in every environment, even when it's not necessary.
>>710026987
"Realistically"
If you do this.
You become blind, because photons are stopped.
>>710024022
My best fried shot himself.
Thanks dickhead.
>>710022637
underrated post
>>710028028
They exploded into lube when you scare them
Ability to create addicting vidya
>>710028028
can only be used on Nov 1st
>>710028148
You become addicted and only end up creating one video game.
>>710027959
how the fuck is this a downside
Ability to IRL
i can have sex with any woman that i want
>>710028028
they vomit on you when scared
>>710021616
Hability to control quantum phenomena.
(Entanglement, superposition, interference...).
Also, fuck Quantum Break, right?
>>710028194
damn well played annon. least itd be an awesome game i can die playing
>>710028208
Explain this more
power: i can shapeshift into anything my mind can come up with, retaining my human conscience and personality
>>710022225
You can't have sex
>>710028104
You realize you're on 4Chan right? /b/ specifically, no gives a shit
Thx for the bump though!
>>710027959
Maybe I'll just wean off my own penis in private; I could attach a straw to it.
I can do any drugs with no downside whatsoever.
ability to leave 4chan and become successful
>>710028279
You are naked when you return to human and immediately have to shit.
>>710028279
you're trapped on that shape for 2 1/2 years.
>>710028273
Uhh, like. Ability to go out and IRL, like making my life better and all of that.
>>710028203
It's the wrinkly cock of an old man with severely bad hygiene and every sexually transmitted desease known to man.
>>710028279
Anything you shapeshift into becomes subject to the laws of reality, so they must be thought out to the most minute detail.
>>710028252
You can only do this once, ever
>>710028399
Drugs don't have any effect.
>>710028245
All women are hideous and smell like chlorine.
>>710028399
you have down syndrome
>>710028245
the women you choose to mate withs mouths are immediately swapped with a random man from around the worlds anus
>>710028279
this will always happen unconsciously
>>710028279
Your mental images are vague and fuzzy
>>710028413
You become a successful tumblr poster.
>>710028208
>>710028450
You don't feel the need to not be IRL and end up never going online again.
the power to be able to know a persons darkest secrets and innermost thoughts.
>>710028413
The emperor doesn't let you leave you alone, ever
>>710028534
a fate worse than 4chan. fuck
The ability to sticky any thread on 4chan.
>>710028399
You're immunity builds up ridiculously fast
