Best greentexts thread?
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Best greentexts thread?
lurking keeep posting
>>710015928
kekd for some reason
>>710016413
>filename
fuck outta here with that sad shit.
I'm not reading it this time. I'm hanging on to good vibes. Have been all day. So fuck outta here with that sad shit.
>>710016413
I DIDNT ASK FOR A FEELS TRIP
>>710016413
tears in my eyes man
>>710015465
what
the
fuck
>>710015465
gagged a little
>10/10
>>710015928
ΗΑΗΗΑΗΗΑΑΗΗΑΗ ΤΗΕ ΒΕST GUY GOD DAMN
>>710017852
would piss me off if it was real
>>710016159
I'm crying, kek
>>710019586
This is fucking great
>>710016962
Kek
>>710016748
10 000 KEKS
>>710015465
Fuck, enough 4chan for today
>>710018999
Nice trips.
Also, that's over 100 days of non-stop listening to get to 60k
>>710016413
>>710016413
fuck outta here making me cry like that
>>710019293
Damn nice !
>>710015465
jesus that was cancer to read. after every three lines he writes "itsmyfirsttimeon4chan.iso" funny story but jesus what an cancerous way of greentexting
>>710016127
>all that greentext just to say "I'm literally retarded so they put me in tard class"
>>710016413
YOU ARE GREAT DOCTOR.
Fuck off with ya feels thread my dude. Can't handle this in fuckin math class...
>>710016023
always loved this one
>>710015294
Ally Bascom, San Jose, CA
Currently at ASU
http://archive.is/LWE7u
http://archive.is/flU0g
https://archive.is/iv4wW
>>710024709
>>710016413
My parents didn't sign my permission slip for this feels trip...
>>710024709
Wow ok
>>710016962
I'll give you that one.
>>710024822
Epic.
Nice thread 10/10
>>710022615
Yeah kinda bad
>>710015818
I'm trying to see it
>>710017361
Kek. The filename on the bottom post
>see thread
>open too see shitty replies
>post and have post No.710026012
>not dubs
>>710016023
lost
>>710016127
Feed me lols
>>710026016
4 off friendo.
>>710016146
That's not how greentext works
>>710019972
My friend in high school printed over 1000 copies of a picture of almonds on all the library printers. Photos on other phone tho. The librarian was a super bitch too. Never got to see her reaction.
>>710020674
>something something artistic works of fiction
>>710026601
I think your greentext could potentially be funny with some context or extra info
>>710024709
Genius.
>>710024709
I don't believe for a second that that would work.
>>710024822
Epic. Until you realize he samefagged and forgot to remove his handle.
>>710026665
Same
Just bumping so I can save some of these when I get back to my PC
>I'm a fag
Bumpin bumpin.
>>710015294
>>710016413
God damn it. I didn't need this
>>710029337
This was magic. Why does this not occur more often?
>>710020232
Not even sure wtf but it made me chuckle.
>>710015928
lol i hope he is nice to doggo
>>710015294
One of my personal faves.
>>710015928
Hahahahhahahahaha
>>710015465
wtf why does this happen
how do you green text?
>>710031684
>newfagscantgreentext
>>710025344
Kek
>>710031404
TORILLE
>>710020865
fucking hell kek
is there one of you faggots who has the guy killing both the cat and dog of his gf with a laser ?
>>710016146
There's a difference between a screencap and greentext you fucking newfag.
>>710032726
>>710026340
Stfu it was in my best of folder fucking autismo's
>>710015294
>>710024822
in BOLD RED, it was literally the first thing i saw
>>710015294
This old classic.
>>710016413
It's not the right place for this
>>710033454
Fucking kek!!!!
>>710033400
G O L D !
>>710016825
wow man just wow
Girlturds are the only reason to buttfuck in the first place.
>>710015928
Absolute mad man
>>710016825
KEK
>>710032470
Juu ;)
>>710024823
TL;DR faggot
>>710016794
bitch you're white, you're auto-racist. Don't you know how 2016 America works?
I got you now you little niggers
https://youtu.be/ui9s6GupBWI
>>710020983
This was over 10 years ago. Jesus
>>710016023
23 keks
>Be me, 8
>at cousins, 14
>in woods playing behind his house
>end up behind tree
>he says he wants to show me a new game
>derp, sure anon
>we get close and he drops pants
>has a semi
>it looks big to me already
>tells me it's called lollipop and I'm supposed to lick and suck until i get the cream
>gets me on my knees and brings it up to my face
>it's slowly rising and stands at attention
>i'm hesitant
>he presses it into my mouth
>says to watch teeth
>it's salty at first but then it's not so bad
>hands running through my hair
>he begins pushing in and out of my mouth just a bit
>something is slowly leaking out during
>look up and he just has a big grin on his face
>he's slowly pushing farther and farther into my mouth
>hands on his thighs at this point
>he finally bottoms out, just before the back of my throat (he wasn't very big)
>feel his nuts on my chin
>can feel his cock throbbing at this point
>my face is flush, and very hot as I'm being used as a slut
>can feel every vein across his cock and feel his pre dripping down my throat
>this goes on for awhile and he begins telling me how to use my tongue on his cock's underside
>begins grinding his tip against inside of cheeks and roof of mouth
>his hand is pressing my head in and out as he fucks my mouth
>my tiny dick is hard at this point
>after awhile he finally reaches his limit
>tells me to drink as much as I can
>what.jpg
>I feel a lot of strong pulses and something thick shooting into and rolling down my throat
>involuntarily start swallowing
>feels like a lot but he finishes before I start gagging
>puts his dick away and thanks me
>tells me to keep it a secret
>we go back to playing but I have this insistent feeling of being used
>never speak about it to anyone
Not a greentext, but here's something from /sug/
>>710025344
>tard HQ
a shekel for the kekkles
>>710017316
k e k
>>710016413
wow
>>710016413
dear god
>>710022335
Kek'd so fucking hard
