what are you dressing up as today? >pic related
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what are you dressing up as today?
>pic related
Merrl
I'm dressing as a self respecting adult who works. Same as every day
>>710012486
Jason
>>710012486
>>710012627
Spooky.
710 012 777 get
>>710012627
Selfie I took earlier chasin' pussy.
>>710012844
a trap?
i quit my job and smoked crack. so i guess im a nigger for Halloween this year.
>>710013047
What are you suppose to be?
A medieval jew?
im gonna win the contest tonight. pic related.
>>710012486
I went for Killer Clown but people have been chasing me all day. Now I dress as a basement dweller and lurk on /b/
>>710012844
>>710013066
Dubs replied to dubs
You people would never guess what I am
>>710013431
bad ass costume /b/ro
>>710013492
I repeat, A TRAP?
>>710013599
what costume?
>>710013492
A massive fucking faggot. You are such a massive. Fucking. Faggot. Omfg.
Already in costume
>>710013492
A trap ?
>>710013896
tits nao
as a jew
The Punisher. Debating on whether I should open my fake airsoft guns or not. I have real, and open carry is legal here, but live in Colorado Springs and the cops are probably amped up today. Might blow me away when I go get my $3 burrito at Chipotle.
>>710014043
I'm at work. No tits, sorry
But this is from earlier
>>710013896
OP here, me too
>>710014154
OP here, Dressed up for the chipotle too ma man
>>710012486
Idk why Tate became a school shooting autist when he clearly had a future as a makeup artist
Fukken nerd
>>710014351
lmfao
>>710013896
I wanna throat fuck you.
>>710014280
You wearing that to school?
>>710014439
lol I wish, I'd slowly walk on the hallways while whistling twisted nerve, but I don't have class today
I'm going as the bad guy from twister.
PJ's coz iz going to fukken bed now, stick the spoopy shit right up your fart pipes.
>>710013615
>>710013783
>>710014010
No wtf? I have a mask on my face AND a knife
>>710014738
oh sorry my bad, AN ANGRY TRAP?
Ian our savior will do
>>710014172
MORE?
>>710012486
Jihadi John.
>>710014340
Awww, yus. Delicious burrito goodness will be had this afternoon.
>>710014933
Anything specific?
Just a devil I put together at the last minute the costume I ordered didn't arrive on time. I think it looks cool tho.
>>710015098
Also, airsoft just in case, you don't wanna get drunk and end up shooting someone
>>710012486
>adult
>trick-or-treating
>>710014819
>:(
Im yandere
>>710015321
I'm more of an ass guy
also can I has your snapchat?
Brown gf going as Jasmine
I going as Rajah
>shits cash yo
>>710015421
who said i'm trick or treating? haven't u ever heard of parties?
>>710015421
>dressing up for halloween mean trick-or-treating
>>710015430
sooo.... a trap ?
I don't need a halloween party.
>>710015595
my thoughts exactly lmfao
>>710015357
I'm not that dumb lol, they wouldn't even be loaded anyway. Not even gonna take the chance considering some moron literally went walking down the street shooting people last year.
>>710015437
Not giving my snap out, sorry!
>>710013492
Gayyyyyyyy, my little pony is for little girls and autistic adults.
Ive alienated myself from any social groups. Thus i have no reason to dress up. Debating on just going out and bar hopping. Dont like driving drunk though. As a solo male not dressed for the occasion what do you guys think my odds of making a friend would be? Im good enough with jokes convos and such.
>>710015713
well at least I tried... nice behind btw
so you're not giving it out for me, oor because you are on 4chan and weirdos will add u?
>>710015878
if you are in introvert dressing up is actually good, idk about u but when I wear a mask I feel like I can do anything
>>710015437
I'll sneak for yoy boys lol
>>710015595
NO! Im dressing up as a YANDERE
>>710015925
Cause it's 4chan and I only have a few personal friends on snap
>>710012486
Lol I'm doing the same, make up doesn't look too difficult
>>710016160
yeah I did the right side of my face on the first try, the left side took a bit more practice but didn't take more than 40 minutes to do the whole thing, just make sure to have baby wipes in case u make mistakes
>>710014738
If I could fucking kill you, I would be SO happy.
>>710016006
I'M in love
well if u wanna chat add me eric_adrien
>>710016003
Perhaps ill rummage through the halloween stuff ive collected over the years then.
>>710016290
bruuh
>>710016358
Fucking faggot
>>710016060
okay... i dont get it...
but it is something like a trap right ?
>>710012486
So, basically, you are not dressing up but only putting on some make-up as a grown up dude...?
>>710016484
well I'm dressing up as the character in case u didn't get it,
>>710016006
what's your job? u can just go like that to work? that's dope
>>710016358
Lol thanks
>>710016731
I work in a head shop
>>710012486
I'm going as myself, scary enough
going as a serial killer
gunna dress up normal
then when people ask ill say that line from addams family
>they look just like us
>>710014154
Yea b/ro. Don't do it today. Denverfag here not a good time to open carry. 2 gun stores were broken in to this weekend and a TON of guns were stolen. On top of it being haloween, they will be on high alert
This pumpkin guy.
>>710017332
I'm going out with a plastic gun and I'm scared enough, niggas be wanting to carry the real shit
this is going to be my costume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPpWzS3nCwM
>>710016006
Nice ass! Please don't be trap
>>710017410
dope
>>710016731
Were encouraged to dress up or cute/sexy on a regular basis
This was Saturday at our other location
>>710012486
Hawaiian
anyone who is not going as the joker is a faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs
>>710017495
Thanks the mask is from CFX i made the suit and gloves though.
>>710013431
The giant chin contest, yes I think you will win.
>>710017624
show dem tiddies
>>710017489
I'm not a trap lol
>>710017489
>Please don't be trap
AS IF THEY HAVE A CHOICE
ITS BIOLOGICAL AND NATURUALLSJJ
>>710017760
Thank you! My fap would have been ruined. Sneak in to the bathroom and let's see those tiny nips!
>>710017624
is this a trap?
>>710017736
You like it?
>>710017760
damn you're so sexy, I'd fake u with make up on and all
>>710017658
nice, man
>>710017884
Finee
>>710016480
NOOOOOOOOO
IM NOT A TRAP
>>710018023
Haha faggot!
>>710012486
Either Fry from futurama since my hair is long enough to fluff up or I was gonna throw on my Arsenal cosplay outfit. I lost my mask for it tho
>>710018144
Not sure if real or not, either way, best girl on 4chan so far
>>710014624
Actually laughed out loud. Well done.
>>710018239
wear the makeup over your eyes like oliver used to in the first season
>>710018144
who taught you how to shoot?
horrible composition
>>710018144
What bout a pic of your legs?
>>710018320
I was thinking of that. My coworkers wife does facepainting/airbrush work. Was gonna see if she could do a red strip across.
>>710018150
It's cool we believe you, but you're still a faggot
>>710018273
I've been on here for years but I rarely post myself
>>710018144
*fapping furiously*
MOAR!!! and yes I say please!
>>710012486
As myself. A grown man with a job.
>>710018144
Ass?
>>710013492
A pathetic waste of life?
>>710018445
those sexy legs *in love*
>>710018445
You actually aren't horribly unattractive. I like them crazy eyes you got
>>710018393
>>710018460
What the fuck
>>710018239
Halloween stores are still open, you could probably call one and see if a mask that's similar is available.
It'd be fucked up, but if you dress as Fry, get a fake stuffed dog to carry and say it's Seymour.
>>710018445
Show us your pussy
>>710018460
Kill yourself, cringelord
>>710012486
The best guy
>>710018445
post your self harm scars
>>710018571
Cool boots. Could you raise your skirt a lil bit higher? Wanna see those sweet thighs
>>710016006
Outstanding
>>710018445
oh well, I'm in love with u lol
>>710014852
Awww yeah
>>710018601
Nah! I actually have a German/lab pupper that I could scruff his hair for and bring him around with me. He hasn't been in big crowds before though so I'm not sure if that's a good idea.
>>710018563
You can see the schizophrenia but it's a good warning I guess.
>>710018460
i think you forgot your fedora tip fatty
>>710018669
KEK im glad someone saw my joke
but seriously she is like the one girl on earth who cant take a good selfie heheh
>>710018023
Me not a trap
>>710018768
crazy chicks have the best sex
>>710012486
are you columbine?
>>710013212
ULTRAKEK
>>710018842
>"not a trap"x5
>still no poonanner
post that gash and we will believe you
>>710012486
Myself
not even kidding
>>710018869
tate, from ahs, but yes he's a school shooter too
Trap hahahahah gotcha
>>710018460
This guy..
>>710018677
I don't have those. I'm not retarded.
>>710018683
>>710018768
Meh I tend to go for the crazy eyed girls. We're all a little broken anyways. You guys tend to give great sex tho. Are you just a white girl or are you mixed?
>>710018466
You sound fun.
I went with a fawn/deer thing. Bit Tumblr-y but what can y'do.
>>710018768
we should cyber
pic related, is me
>>710012486
>>710019047
>I don't have those. I'm not retarded.
i like you
but im not one of these sycophantic betas
im cool like you :3
>>710018768
You look sooooo good
I was not planning on, but I guess I will have to fap now
>>710019047
Hell yeah those are hot thanks anon.
Are you frequent on /b/?
Theres a girl in this thread, quickly, lets all post a bunch of smileys at the end of our posts xD :P :3
>Tired construction worker having a beer or two at home, and playing vidya games after one of the longest and shittiest days of work.
Too bad no one will be able to appreciate my costume.
Show us penis!
>>710019153
Is that the big table tennis guy from the longest yard remake with billy Madison?
>>710019121
you cant just post this with the intention of getting (You)s and not have someone tell you to show tits
so
SHOW TDs
>>710014280
Daddy
>>710012486
I'm dressing up as a /b/tard and spending all day trying to be funny an the internet.
It's gonna be the best Halloween ever.
>>710018445
>>710018768
Whats that skelly girl? Are you alright?
>>710019153
Wtf is wrong qith your head anon?
this skeltals in the corner of the page are fuckin with me hard
>>710019083
White with a little bit of slave sex wayyy back in the bloodline
>>710019236
Just about everyday, a few times per day
>>710019319
No, but he was Hispanic as well. A lot of us bigger Hispanic gentlemen all look sort of the same I guess to most foreigners.
>>710013047
>>710019381
I forgot the picture because im a dummy butt
>>710019454
JUST SHOW US YOUR PUSSY AALREADY
>>710019446
Turn phone right side up faggot
>>710019454
Cool and you kinda look like heila from h3h3
Any chance you could show us your pussy?
>>710019546
Pussy = penis
>>710019358
not gay, sorry
>>710019422
Nothing punta, just trying to seduce hot grills on /b
Like I'll have this chicks nudes in no time, it's just a god given gift of mine
>>710019555
>outs itself as a mobile poster
>calls me the faggot
im not a mobilephile faggot like you
i post from my laptop
>>710019153
Crimson Chin looking ass tard
Gotta go now but just wanted to say that I had fun with the thread ; kek'd a bit, watched a cutie instead of 4chaning like a jerk on YLYL and all the stupid jazz /b/ sends our way. Thanks Anon you made my night
>>710018947
Believe me without suck
>>710019325
No can do friendo
>>710019047
show us your toes. take those boots off!
in return you get 1 wish
>>710019520
kek that really isn't a big deal
i thought someone would comment on the fact that her eyes look a little bit far apart or the acne
>>710019381
Am indent from sitting in the grass?? Call the cops, I'm gonna die.
>>710013431
Why are your ears so far up...
>>710019709
we need pink
give the public what it wants
>>710019692
Op here, you're welcome
>>710019671
Nigga, you just mad because I'm handsome.
>>710019454
So maybe some creole? Either way I'd ask for your number.
>>710019499
I live in Houston. Hispanics definetly don't all look the same to me. Well some maybe. I actually thought that guy was from the Middle East or near India
>>710012626
Wears a t shirt of a possible costume instead of a costume.
Autism services arrive an hour later.
>>710019766
THEN LEAVE US BE
>>710018460
*pulls trigger*
>>710019799
does your work supply you with, dare I say it, sharpies?
>>710019799
You're so cute!
>>710013896
Yo, we could be skeletons together. Let's bone. Get it? Bone? Because skeletons. Bone means fuck you moron. I'm telling you I wanna fuck you. Are you even listening right now? I bet your pussy smells like egg and cheese omelette you trashy whore. You think you can just come into my life and fuck everything up with your perfect little eyes? Fuck you bitch! I've got plenty of other women just waiting for my huge dick. Fuck you!!
I can't decide between:
-a Team Rocket grunt
-The Goon
-wearing my workout gear and just being a boxer
-shaving my head, wearing a painting mask and a leather jacket and borrowing my dad's tactical vest and being Bane
>>710020020
she kinda reminds me of ness chan
>>710019766
Lets see those fat tits deer chick.
>>710019799
Sitting in the grass... thats some sharp grass ja feel?222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
>>710018984
I'm going as ISIS and I'll throw you off a roof
>>710020090
bane ftw
>>710019799
WOULD insert and squirt
would penetrate and detonate
wwoulld spiderman
generic and formal vampire
>>710013212
It's spy vs spy you fucker!
Twsity the clown
>>710020120
it's official, now I really love this chick
>>710020120
toes now.
dont be a bitch.
>>710020223
Op, high 5 my fellow ahs friend
>>710020120
write PD on ass with sharpie in pooper.
this is the last piece of the ritual that is required to bring satan back from the dead tonight. You will be awarded immunity if you cooperate.
>>710018460
>*fapping furiously*
>use of asterisks
first time here huh?
>>710020321
didn't mention but PD was Satan's birth name. It stands for Peter Dolandry...
>>710019987
Haha not for poopers. We need to share those with the rest of the class.
>>710020020
Thank you!
>>710019841
Go back to special ed
>>710020283
High 5 indeed my friend
>>710020242
>toes now.
fuck off footfag
>>710020222
no, it's a jew
>>710020449
I went to school with zombie boy he was an okay dude
>>710020544
>>710020408
Looking good, would watch movie with.
>>710012486
Willy Wonka. I know it's gay but the bitches like it.
i put make up on. hehe xd
>>710020602
>>710020408
How old are you? 28?
>>710020408
date material(unike most 4chan chicks)
>>710020392
>autism
>>710020684
You look gay as fuck
Dressing up as a kitty
>>710020769
>>710020684
>xd
unironically kill yourself
>>710020760
you know thats not what i meant you silly bitch
>>710020837
a malnourished kitty?
>>710019799
YOUR LEG HAIR IS GROSS
>>710013492
a shark
>>710020943
You seen those meatflaps? She's nourished in all the right places
There’s an unsettling number of things out in the world that freak me out. Now, when I say that something freaks me out, it’s really just an attempt to preserve any sense of dignity, instead of having to say that something scares me. I’m a grown man for crying out loud; I’m not really allowed to be scared. Spiders, homeless people, escalators, horses, and revolving doors are some of the more harrowing things that freak me the fuck out.
Maybe it’s because I give Freud more credit than he’s probably due, but I do think that a huge chunk of our personality makeup is formed and fostered as children. Leopard’s don’t really change their spot, and an asshole kid usually grows up to become an asshole adult. If you met the seven-year-old counterpart of most people you’ve only known as adults, it’d be pretty easy to see the connection of how that seven-year-old turned into that particular adult.
Traumas and phobias that developed as children often stay with us into adulthood. I’ve been terrified of spiders all of my life, and for as long as I can remember it’s been so bad that I can’t even look at a picture of a spider without freaking out. Seriously, the first time I saw a picture of a goliath spider I had a panic attack. But it’s not my fault though, arachnophobia is the most common type of phobia on the planet as approximately 13% of the entire human population is terrified of spiders. In other words, that’s 910,000,000 people, or almost 3 times of the population of the United States. As I’ve detailed elsewhere, spiders look like fucking monsters!
I can’t recall a time in my life when I wasn’t mortally afraid of spiders, but I do know that spiders weren’t my first fear. Outside of my family, I think only like six people know this, but I am terrified, on a psychologically troubling level, of the Beast from Beauty and the Beast.
>>710019660
>mfw cannot has internet in bumbfuck Kansas and cannot afford bill to tether faggot phone for glorious dual screen shitposting. ;( thumbs of fury Mitch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
>>710021071
I stopped reading at "there's"
>>710021045
u fuck her she dies, and u bruise your balls
>>710021080
>>710021071
tl;dr anon is a pussy around spiders
>>710021269
>>710020567
>pfffffff
Does he like turtles?
>>710020086
Answer me you autistic bitch! Why won't you love me!
Saw a guy today that took me a minute to get his costume. He was wearing a Gordon Freeman suit with a Walter White hat and respirator mask. Had a sign that said "Ask me about my other job"
>>710018445
Eliza is that you?
>>710020837
Thank you ms. Skeletal
>>710020699
FUCK YES.
gonna make a series of adult themed fucking books like this.
Wonder if there is a market?
>>710021423
I remember him having an iguana, no turtles though lol
Fear, more than any other emotion is incredible habitual. It’s the mind’s way of avoiding potentially dangerous confrontation. It’s no surprise that the fear of spiders and snakes are the most common, and researchers have hypothesized that it’s because some species of spiders and snakes are venomous, and the fear of such deadly animals allows humans to avoid coming into contact with these animals that could potentially kill us.
>>710021671
>incredible habitual
Shut the front door...
>>710020120
I agree.
>>710021071
Lol? Dafuq.
>im am 30 year old grown ass bearded man. Truck driver. Bike rider. Spider jumps off garden hose onto me at dads shop. I almost did a fucking backflip and my dad laughed so hard that faggot almost had a stroke
An autist. Pic related
>>710021442
I'm sorry I've been kind of mean, I just get defensive when things I love go wrong. I'm willing to forgive you skeleton girl, and I'll take you back if you let me put my peepee in your booty.
>>710021996
Shut the fuck up already
You're like autism personified
>>710022151
IS THAT YOU!? OMG I CANT BELIEVE YOU FINALLY NOTICED ME!
im like so happy right now ^.^
>>710021364
>>710020904
And you meeeeeaaaaaaann?
>>710022213
I'm not skelechick, faggot
>>710022213
it wasn't her
Fat autistic driver
>>710012486
I play to win!
>>710022264
i mean show us your sweet box
your holiest of holeys
you vagina
show us your vagina
(assuming you are skeltal girl)
>>710022517
dat actually u?
>>710016006
Im here, just putting my love out into the open. I know weve had our ups and downs :( but I really want to work things out with you. Plus i love your ass. It is very nice, and i would eat it daily and nightly. You would never have to shower again, I will clean you inch by inch like a mother kitty to her little furry kitten. I will take care of you, and open doors for you and defend your honor weekly. Let me be your supreme gentleman. Please. If not, then explain to me WHY women like you are always such sadistic fucking bitches. <Ignore this part if you want me to eat your asss. KTHX HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON MUAH!
>>710022151
This a cool thread still or cringe?
>>710022248
>>710022458
Driving will do that to ya. Good luck out there anon. Drive safe and avoid Swift cucks like the plague!
>>710022517
Chubby Momo best in class.Would also eat your ass daily and nightly.
>>710012486
OP here, I'll brb dont let this thread die on me
>>710022613
Who knows!
>>710022762
No thanks
>>710022632
>>710022517
>>710022613
>>710022798
not sure but i think thats a cosplayer called "chel bunny"
>>710022910
oops, forgot image.
>>710012486
I'm going to dress in a hoodie and pants that sag on me. I'll also have a bottle of fizzy and some m&ms on me.
>>710022867
K
>>710022968
Do you know where she lives?
>>710022968
SHHHH
>>710023024
thats not (You)
stop lying on 4chins for replies
>>710023024
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR ASSHOLE SMELLS LIKE
Master of universe
>>710023109
take a whiff
>>710023295
probably like an asshole
>>710023295
Smells like watermelon scented candles
>>710023295
whoops this was for u>>710023467
>>710023467
>filename
>watermark
>>710023575
oopsies
>>710023467
That's not me, I'm not fat.
>>710023467
Ok, u got my attention. MOar?
>>710012486
Nothing because I'm not some American cunt
>>710023988
Clearly doesn't see watermark faggot
>>710024091
I saw the watermark, but I am a lazy fucker. I just want him to dump whatever he has. I don't want to open another tab.
>>710024217
SHUT UP FAG I COULDNT EVEN DUMP IF I WANTED TO
YOU KILLED THE THREAD WITH YOUR NEWFAGGOTRY
>>710012486
James Dean OP. I have a black leather jacket and baggier pants so I may cop those instead.
>>710024217
Lol you get nothing for being a fat lazy murrican fuck
>>710024309
Oh, come on. This thread was dead since the moment the girl stopped posting. Everything went to hell after that
>>710019121
There's potential, what else you got?
>>710024440
fuck off foreign faggot
>>710013431
You will for sure be the only one wearing that costume. Good luck, you unoriginal cuck.
Oh it's halloween? Was wondering why the website looked so odd
>>710022610
Don't you like skeletal girls
>>710017807
Yes no one chooses to have a mental illness
>>710023061
op here thanks for protecting my thread
>>710020120
Let's see a decent size face pic without the makeup
>>710025211
start a new one
this one is cold
>>710025309
stop posting you newfag
always read the thread before posting you newfag
lurk moar newfag
learn etiquette newfag
>>710020222
Huh. Thought it was a plague doctor
