Dear 4chan, It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
Tits and timestamp or gtfo normie
>>709992986
Can you at least wait till the legendary >>709999999 ?
>>709992986
Hey question anonyfags, do you know the muffin man?
>>709993182
The Muffin man?
not this shit again
>>709992986
kek u cant do sh*t
>>709993220
The muffin man!
i lub u anonyjews plz2spare us
> Get
>>709993321
Who lives on drury lane?
>>709992986
EVERYONE, QUICK! HELP THIS MAN COLLECT HIS SPILLED SPAGHETTI.
fucking nigger u don't need to make a whole new fucking thread just to prove a point cunt
>>709993321
Shit where does that nigga live again?
Anonymous is a bunch of script kiddie faggooks
>>709992986
Come one,This is the sixth time this year someone posted this (And that's just the one I noticed)
>>709993154
Yeah i dont want my ocd to kick in
>>709993397
Oh, yes i know the muffin man.
>>709993531
Onion man is best man
Lol
Anonymous has no leader, it's an ideal not a property
9fag?? Really?? Lol
So haxorz skrillz 3spooky5me
>>709992986
>The Anonymous
>Leader
Kek. We do not have a leader you fucking faggot
>9GAG
>Founding website of the anonymous
Kek x2
>2016
>"We want moot"
Kek x3
>>709993593
Onion man is a fat green fag
>>709993675
>we
Like your a part of it.
>>709993593
The muffin man?
>>709993812
THE MUFFIN MAN!
>>709992986
nice bait fgt
anonymous has no leader.. nice try fag
>>709992986
*yawn*. This again? Kys
>>709993812
Onion man
>>709993747
It'll all be ogre soon
"Leader of anonymous" newfag
>>709994046
Shrek thees dubs big green bitch
>>709992986
Way to copy a post word for word from about 2 years ago. Top notch 10/10
If Anonymoose is so powerful why can I get dubs
>>709992986
Dear Anonymous,
It's me, Dan, I decided we should all just form a guild in World of Warcraft because I heard Legion is the best expansion since TBC. So lets stop spamming /b/ and meet up in Goldshire so you can sign my guild charter. I tried to go with Anonymous for our guild name but it was taken so I went with An0nymous420xxx instead. See you guys in game, god speed.
>>709992986
OP is a fag
>>709993593
Moon Man!!
everyone! OP is a fag
>>709994099
Holy shit fucking shrekd
>>709992986
Kek u can't do shit
OP is a faggot.
>>709992986
Nigga it's 4:30 am in Pacific time rn u hella gay
>>709992986
kek u can do shit
>it's the leader
Lmao
>>709994218
SHUT UP ABOUT MOON MAN!
>>709992986
>>709992986
>>709992986
Fuck u niggar fags
Time's running out, /b/
>>709992986
ur probably just angry cuz if u come out ur dad will beat you
>>709994851
So is your mom because i just raped her
>>709992986
Check em
>>709994851
You Reddit faggot, kys. It's 6:42 am here see ya tomorrow /b/
Tick tock tick tock....
dont hek us anomanus i still want to shitpost
>>709995419
Tick tock goes the clock while op's mom sucks my cock. Hey look a rhyme.
Hmm..... it's almost time to put the mask on /b/. Which makes me wonder..... is it the mask that makes the man or the man that makes the mask?...... Would you like to find out /b/?
>>709995996
Halloween mask
>>709995996
Id like to find out why your such a fuckin faggot
Phase 1 complete. I have disabled quints on this site, not that you don't have bigger things to worry about....
>>709996547
Bet you didnt
>>709996096
>>709996547
Lul
You still have time 4chan..... delete /b/ and reinvent the site....make it pure again.....or else we'll have to take matters into our own hands....
>>709997050
How about you take my cock into your own hands fag
>>709992986
Please don't mek hek, or else Mett Hodie mek u delete
>>709992986
>Anonymous
>leader
Stopped reading there
Everyone is Anonymous here, lol.
>>709997050
Just die already.
>>709992986
Hacking skills can't properly use "aside" for you
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Freedom-of-speach-jpg not found
Internet history is coming .....and there will be only one outcome. Whose side are you on 4chan? The losers.....or us? The clock is ticking....
>>709997632
The only outcome here is in the tissues beside your anime pillow
>>709993799
Kek, also checked
Anonymous doesn't have a leader lmfao
Jetson Bleeder, the leader
>>709997967
found the new fag
>>709998129
I feel honoured, after all, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, though you are quite mistaken....
Join me my brothers, fight for what is right!! There's no point crusading on a sinking ship after all.....
Let your voices be heard....
l
Lul
>>709992986
Newfag
Time is running out 4chan.
Low quality bait
>>710000165
Weg mit dir Jude!
>>709998854
>>709992986
Wow I haven't seen this copy pasta in a few months
>>709992986
Kek says otherwise faggot
>>710000165
>>710000789
SUCK MY DIX SEMON DEMEN!
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
We do not do jackshit.
We like moutaindew.
We like cheetos.
We like to sit in mother's basement and masturbate about all the things we will do, but don't do.
>>709992986
This is a bigger problem
>>709999999
>>710001315
kill your shelf
>>710001629
Holy crap guys, we're gonna get hacked. What do we do?
I wil hek ur toilettt XDXD
>>709992986
Lol this is the best
>>709992986
This shit was done months ago moron stop samefagging and go fap or whatever fucking neckbearded beta rejects like you do
>>709999999
cringed out of existence reading that.
>>71000000
>>709992986
P.S. moot left along time ago as was pointed out last time plus anon doesn't have a fucking leader
>>710000000
You have 10 minutes. Use your time wisely....
well, OP is a faggot as usual
>>709993468
kek
keked
Back when we had IDs on /b/
>>710001971
You're new here aren't you?
>>709992986
Wtf? I thought you guys liked free speech, hey buddy everyone here still thinks you guys are faggots there's no need to pull our fucking site from the internet.
>>709994851
>that filename
how did I lose, this isnt even a YLYL
>>710001994
You also. Do something you really enjoy. Like fisting your own ass while sucking off the local hobo
hacking 4chan in 2016 LUL
>>709992986
The entire point is that Anonymous has no leader
"you have 3 hours" *posted 2 hours 23 minutes ago
"you have 10 minutes"...can you not count?
>>709992986
>>709997711
double dubs means its true
>>709993963
>>709993993
>>709994068
>>709994182
>>709994377
>>709994924
>>709994951
>>709995230
>>709997232
>>709997264
>>709997431
>>709997711
>>709997967
>>709998161
>>709999870
>>710000704
>>710001890
>>710001971
>>710002033
>>710002294
>>710002325
>>710002350
So much bait
>>710002325
No that's the whole point you cucks. This is a fucking troll probably from Reddit or tumblr
>>710002421
He's going the distance... He's going for speeeed....
>>710002350
I have shortened your time. Be grateful you already had that much. Shame you didn't use it well.
Now its official spiderman thread
>>710002421
Its only real bait if at least one person falls for it which op failed entirely
>>709992986
k sure
>>710002510
>>710001994
What a cuck. 10 minutes gone crickets chirping. Like we haven't seen this before
in the very likely situation that this is just bait from some homosexual newfag insecure about his sexuality aren't we already fucking ourselves over by giving him the attention he came for?
And just by doing this we are also creating a better chance of others staging fake shut down threats.
How do snake bites "spread"?
They aren't contagious. Just don't get bite by a snake....
>>709994180
what server?
also, i'm Horde so can you please kindly ask the guards in goldshire not to attack me.
thanks!
5 minutes.
>>709992986
Best pasta, works every time.
>>710002645
im so fucking horny. DO IT DADDY
>>710002645
>>710002645
>>710002708
sage it, don't give this fucker attention
>>709992986
Why did I fap to this ?
>>709992986
Anonymous - 2004
9gag - 2008
Learn to count faggot
>>710002848
am i dead already?
hey retard you gonna stop blowing bubbles out of your ass and do something? (P.S spiderman thread)
>>709996893
>>710002955
secret spidey thread. dont tell op
>>710002913
>>710003031
>>710002645
hes not even continuing the bait. have some perseverance faggot
This is Anonymous. For failing to meet our demands, he have hacked every user who has ever used this site. Every person who has went on a forum to every person who has downloaded a picture, we have all your information. We are currently sending these records to the FBI, Police and National News. Make sure you check the news tomorrow, as your name may come up, and if not, your name will be next. This is Anonymous signing off. You had been warned.
>>709992986
> kek u cant do sh*t
fuck off summerfag, schools back on, leave us be
sage
I thought Anonymous doesn't have a leader?
>>709992986
DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO
>>710003182
stop shittalking in spiderman thread lol
>>710003182
>>710003337
>>709992986
both of ya are equally cancerous
>>710003182
im sad that i waited this long for such a shitty ending to such lackluster bait
>>710002805
your a brave man
>>710003182
Good luck with that.
8-18 million users per month... man, Anonymous Leader has been busy and he has a really, really, really big database.
>>710003182
> We are currently sending these records to the FBI, Police and National News.
gl jew
>>710003377
i wish we were friends in real life, you got a 9/10 kek from me mate.
Im horny
>>710003182
>>709992986
pls be true
>>709992986
>>709993933
my fucking sides
>>709992986
Wat are u saiying willy wonka?
>>709993478
/thread
>>709993675
underage b& detected
>>709993233
How old are you?
goddamn all you newfags are unbelievable
>>710004095
52, Sir! Why do you ask?
>>709992986
why are so many people taking this bait?
>>710004219
Boredom?
I want this thread to die
>>710004706
so why do you keep posting in it
>>709992986
its finally happening, he's come for us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v50RFjI0czQ
quick nobody give full permission
>>709992986
>it's the leader speaking
kek been a whilw
>>709992986
I, Bam Crowley am coming for you OP
>Schizophrenia issue of when Bam turns to Freddie is a dark battle like Cloud and Sephiroth
>I constantly feel i should give up the fight and let my demon's consume me
>Then and only then you'll truly know how dark this soul can be
int.anon-ib . ru/uk/res/81902
>>709992986
Please don't OP! /b/ is life. /b/ is love. :(
>>710000000
>>709999999
>>709992986
you can't destroy the very place you came from faggot
DO IT!
I have been here since the beginning.
7chan was much worse.
4chan's glory days are gone...
>>710004889
Never realized Anonymous was such a cuck
>>709992986
> Except this time it's the leader
Psshhh nothing personal kid
Confirmed 12-year old poster
dear faggits let this clickbat shitthread die -.-
>>709992986
>Time's running out, /b/
No, it's not.
Guys please stop calling me a faggot, I'm very insecure about my sexuality and you guys know that.
once I guess you guys' passwords you can kiss your account goodbye o-oh and on CNN
>>, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us
this is why i call it bait and a Joke
>>710005992
u are still a faggot lol
>>709993675
Your post is sureal.
While not knowing this pasta you can't count yourself to "us" in anonymous.
Prove that you're really a hacker by making skeletons go away!
>>709993675
These days I'm not sure to see where sarcasm end and retardation starts
>>709992986
We expect you, faggot!
>>710005992
VICTIM.
>>709992986
Hey if you were from anonymous and you wanted to post something, you'd use a PGP signature. As you don't know even how to do open a console in the OS you are using and ping this site, it is very difficult for everyone not to make fun of you
>we iz legion
>forget isn't
>expect us
yeah get fucked, as if anonymous has any fucking power, if anything happens at all its normally one hacker out of shits and gigs and then some faggots in masks who think they look cool claim it as their own work.
holy shit guys we're done
>>710001563
This is the only accurate or relevant post in this thread.
>>710002645
One hour later...
Hey guys let's keep this thread alive
>>709992986
Frankly, I'm surprised at the amount of attention this is getting. Woulda thought this kinda shit would be ignored to oblivion..
>>710002645
Kek black guy uses black and white filter to make his hand look white
>>709992986
>3 and a half hours have passed.
You have not delivered.
Fuck off.
>>710000000
Shit storm, stike nr. 365464665
>>710003182
fuck 12 year old loser suck dick faggot
>>710003182
yes, because that's how this works.
Clearly, you do not know enough about hacking to make a believeable threat.
go suck your sister's dick kid.
Furys - check
Loli - check
Porn - check
Gore - check
Newfag - check
Another anonymous thread - check
Yea, it was well spend day at 4chan
Top kek, nice bait
>>709992986
>>709993154
but what about the soon to follow >>711111111
>>709999999
>> 710008289
and what about the >> 777777777
First off, why destroy the place where you were born?
Second off, Twitter,Tumblr, and Fucking Vine have caused more problems in the world. (Arab Springs, SJWs, and the Modern post 90's generation being filled with absolute shitheads)
Lastly, I know this is bait, but I am replying to it anyways. So top kek
>>709992986
Anonymous do not have a leader you fag
Nice pasta mate
>>710008510
He's too young to know that.
NIGGER JEW I EAT POO
>>710008575
Says who
Interesting idea. I personally have been collecting the accounts of all kik users for a little over a year now I'm sure I don't have too tell you why. Just ask and I will gladly donate this info into the collective
Expect us.
>>709992986
>>710008918
it's obvious from the fact that he made this thread in the first place. Got 12yo written all over it
Once again you can't take a serious threat seriously
You deserve what's comming to you
Goodbye, gentlemen
-Anonymous
>>710010003
>comming
/thread
>>710010003
oh blow me
Here's my dick anonymous lolololololol
Suck faggot, suck!
>>710010003
But my common system is down.
>>709993675
Please don't start posting this cancer again.
>>709993675
Fucking kill you're self
Here's a lil' kermit the rog here
>>709992986
Irony is anonymous came from here so by a essons your our hacking branch
We are lego.
We forgives.
We forget.
Nigger shut your ass up before you get fucked
Oh god I'm so tired of having this shit still open in a tab, can't we just stop replying and just let it prune, admins why aren't u doing anything :(
>>710002762
What a fucking legend
>>710010981
You can't prune the inevitable
>>710010981
Anonymous is coming
>>709992986
You know you're giving the organization a bad name if you can't do any of the shit you threaten to do. I'm sure real Anonymous have more interesting things on their agenda besides trying to troll /b/
>>709992986
>leader
lol'd
Fagnoymous
>>710002645
hand looks black...
>>709992986
Snake bites spread?
>>710009128
FAGGOT
Dear Autismonous
Responsability is cool and all but there is more to life
Like getting your dick rode all fucking night
>>710003182
Man plz... are you retarded or something?
