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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
WE ARE NEARING THE FABLED 709999999 POST NUMBER. BEWARE!
>>709981261
It will be a fail GET just like the last great GET thread showed.
>>709981464
Do you think Hiroshimoot will put up an announcement for it or is he too much of a faggot?
>>709981500
That japgook will probably let the mods block it from even happening.They are shit like that.
>>709981261
>>709999999
fgt
>>709981261
>>709982202
it is near
Let's just see where this is going
niggers aint shit
THE END IS NIGH
You have to post something meaningful or stupid as soon as you think it's nearby.
I'm really just waiting for octs
>>709984333
NICE TRIP TRIPS
>>709981261
why
Are these dubs?
>>709984499
DUB DUBS
This thread is going to get pruned before the 9's drop
>>709984910
obviously. Just make new ones until 4chan breaks. only way to get to 9's fast is to post a lot!
>>709984979
Starting so soon will only make things messy.
>>709985096
YES
>>709984499
dubs!
>>709984333
>>709984499
Oh fuck
>>709981261
>>709984333
>>709984499
Close
>>709985910
*Ahem*
>>709999999
>>709986333
>>709986333
YOU MOTHER FUCKER
>>709984240
∆
∆ ∆
>>709987328
>>709987595
ALT 255 ALT 255 ALT 30
ALT 30 ALT 255 ALT 30
test
wut
>>709987702
i'm a macfag
>>709987702
∆
∆∆
>>709987744
>>709987735
what if you wasted post number 709999999 on this. what kind of selfish asshole are you
>>709987744
GET OFF MY THREAD YO DUMBSHIT GET OFF MY THREAD YO DUMBSHIT GET OFF MY THREAD YO DUMBSHIT GET OFF MY THREAD YO DUMBSHIT GET OFF MY THREAD YO DUMBSHIT GET OFF MY THREAD YO DUMBSHIT GET OFF MY THREAD YO DUMBSHIT GET OFF MY THREAD YO DUMBSHIT GET OFF MY THREAD YO DUMBSHIT GET OFF MY THREAD YO DUMBSHIT
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>>709987823
what if you wasted post number 709999999 on this?
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at about 1 post per minute,
should be coming in about 3 hours.
>>709987896
What if yo wasted post number 709999999 on this?
>>709987904
1 post per minute lul
>>709999999
hi, me
>>709987904
>>709988888
https://youtu.be/nXTSUM0yRnw
>>709987963
you are literally cancer
https://youtu.be/nXTSUM0yRnw
We're getting closer
hey watch my prime ministers video
https://youtu.be/nXTSUM0yRnw
>>709999999
Anyone remeber the pentas on 2014. It was the ops post and it was the "It's time to dddddduel!" The pic was 555x555 55kb
>>709988069
They are. They're on /b/ We're all cancer
>>709988110
Yo fat bitch of a mother gets closer to my dick you fucking piece of shit nigger.
>inb4 durr dem saltz hurr I is leddit
>>709999999
If get 4chan will die
>>709987945
wot if you
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wasted your triforce
on trolls
CALLING ALL SPIDEY : ALL BUMP THIS THREAD ALONG WITH SPAM
>>709988277
WE ARE NEARING IT
>>709981261
sexy
4chan dead
ayyyy
>>709988304
tesseractivate my pniieian glance
>>709988304
Thanks cutie
>>709988366
megaloh
>>709988277
>>709988366
WE ARE NEAR THE 709999999 GET
>>709988371
u know it
actibng all shy
u know it dont you
yea right blush a little
>>709988224
>Anyone remeber the pentas
What an incredibly awkward remark.
Quit forcing your hip lingo granddad
>>709988392
>>709988411
I AM IMMORTAL
4chan is the website of diversity and social justice
>>709988441
>>709988449
*rests my ostrich leather boot on the stool* *turns my head up to you and gives you a nice long stare with a charismatic expression* *flicks up my 10 gallon and orates* Now, kid, did you really think you could get away with that? Now listen I know you teenagers get all jumpy at the thought of public humiliation, but just why would something like this be posted in this here "fight thread," as some have deemed it. Is this your attempt at treading the waters? Dipping your toe in the kiddie pool? *chuckles* Now, normally I'd let my possy take ya down to the county jail for something like this, but Im in a generous mood today *spitoon sfx* You and your post are perfectly free to crawl back to that rickety old shack you call reddit, but don't me catch you posting anything so mellow and uninspired again. This may be the random board *whispers in your ear* but you're in my town. Get out of my sight.
>>709988444
Trips. It checks out.
>>709988444
WHEN WILL THIS HOLY CATACLYSM HAPPEN
>>709988516
Oh my god do you fucking work at walmart?
>>709988504
>*insert navy seal copypasta*
>>709988566
THIS STREAK! I AM YOUR GOD NOW
>>709981261
im spooked
I feel the tension
>>709988611
(Yelling)
These threads are always cringe
>>709988648
LOVE IT
Check this
>>709988654
Not as cringe as you are.
tesding
I'll just wait here then
>>709988654
I FEEL IT! IT BURNS INSIDE
>>709988763
Post YFW hiro kills 4chan because we crashed it and sells the corpse to reddit
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>>709988801
That's why you don't drink bleach
>>709988811
WHY. NOT NOW SPIDER-MAN. NOT YET
>>709988855
HAAAAA
Was it here already?
check em
>>709988875
GOOOO
>>709988811
>>709988887
One off
>>709988855
>>709988875
PTM to the Rescue!
KEEP SHIT POSTING BOYS
>>709988939
get
Gottem
THE FIRE IS WITHIN. FEEL IT
>>709988924
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Get on my level hoe
>>709981261
Is /b/ dead yet?
>>709988971
Someone find the >>709988888 post
>>709989018
YOU FAIRY TWINKLE FAG PUFFINS BETTER BE PREPARED
This is getting scary
I'M FEELING IT
>>709989076
THIS IS GETTING HEATED
PENIS
>>709989100
I FEEL YOU
took a huge shit last night..
Subsided fisticuffs suicidal batch stark Verizon beholder correspondent befriended Belgium check crush brood graphics cryptic crutch heuristic Visio Crusoe GlassFish consular vodka bricks Lesotho baseball burials needing geodesic neutrinos Harrisburg bulls Hindi disco varicose congenital visual critical
>>709989104
WE'RE GETTING CLOSER
The repeating digits are coming to me
Yeah you know I got you a good morning and you know how I can come up in the deed for a while and then I have osteoporosis you can get it to work and you bring your name into a good name for the name and you will be fine to me and then you will be the one to come and you will do that and you can get it done on a good day and you can get it to work with you and you will be the first one I will be in a long long enough time
KEEP POSTING BOYS IT ISN'T GONNA 709999999/710000000 BY ITSELF
I got the lucky post
>>709989054
I FEEL THE POWER
Lucky 70999 post
YOU BOYS BETTER FUCKING BE PREPARED
IF THIS DOESNT LOOOK LIKE A PETER PAN SCHOOL PLAY I WILL INDIVIDUALLY FIST ALL OF YOU
>>709989145
>>709989204
the repeating numbers are already fucking with peoples brains! dont frget your aluminium brain wave protections hats
the time has come
HAPPY WALLOWEEN YOU SPOOKY NIGGERS
niggers
>>709981261
>>911420666
keeeeeep postiiiiing
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>>709988299
>>709988411
>>709988444
>>709988566
>>709988855
>>709989100
I GOT SO MUCH IN MY OWN FUCKING THREAD! WE MUST UNOTE SO WE CAN SHARE THE HOLY 709999999
FASTER FASTER FASTER
If 709999999 Trump wins
Let's check this motherfuckers
f
Fuck this is getting scary
Cmon
Hail mootykins.
This is taking too long
Here comes 9000
>>709989344
Xd oh man that was good oh man that was good that that was preety finny man
>>709989344
My nigger
;)
GET READY NIG NOGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
/b/ is barbie doll
Hi hail Hitler
90000 GET
Zoltan for president
>>709989663
Almost satan trips
Pepe was our last chance and the SJW establishment ruined it
May as well just waste it
C'mon where is it
Sweden Master Race!
>>709984240
[ALT-255] [ALT-255]
[ALT-30] [ENTER]
[ALT-30] [ALT-32]
[ALT-30]
>>709989720
That's why you didn't get it
>>709989681
Good
only something like 10200 to go..
CMON 90000
Its alright guys I got this one.
>>709989753
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am I doin it right?
>>709981261
7099999999999999 get
GET
>>709989800
Op here. SCREAMS ALL LIVE ON BUDDY
trump
C'mon, GET
>>709981261
It's almost certainly gonna get wasted. Let's just hope it isn't wated on some gay shit.
GEEEEEEEEEEEEET
niggers tongue my anus
If 9's traps r now girls
Almost there
>>709989855
Good job buddy
>>123456789 >>666420911 >>45654321 >>70999999
PLOZ
Hilary will win
GWT
Jews are nice
i
dont mind me, just snatching the GET
Cp is legal
lets spam w to make the wait go by faster!
>>709989929
Nah, the Donald will
Zozzle
Trump will win
Trump will win
right here
wowz
check em
90000
Niggers are people
test
Gay get
trump
Kek
Hi
>>709989963
this is going to take a while
>>709990001
Unlucky
Pls
>>709989932
>>709990011
YEET
>>709989998
Almost
I got this fam
b
>>709989999
great. A feels get
>>709990077
You still got something
Kekerooni
>>709990001
A E S T H E T I C
V
Gettt
By my calculations the >>70999999 will be posted in the next ruff 20 minutes
I've reached my limit of shitposting today
>>709990123
YOU FUCKER I TRIED
Are we close?
>>709990154
sooner
everyone will be rolling for it
Have you seen chef
test 2
If 9s macrophilia is no longer a nitch fetish and everyone in this thread starts drawing macro art.
MAGA
kek
I am a haxor an ihave a get software!
>>709990154
709999999 dumass get it right
>>709981261
Cunty bollocks
>>709990210
O m gudness
Nigga batta
check'em bois
May as well wait
wot?
>>709990166
Yay I did another one>>709989453
>>709989453
Here's my other gets
duh dubs
Trump will win
>>709990227
Well you are off by like 9,772 silly haxor
Jeb will rule the world.
>>709981261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrZMIY58duo
Vote Jill Stein
I want to die
Guac bowl
>>709990405
Why would you give tho to me
>>709990555
HOLY SHIT
Trump wins
>>709990598
Your hopes, YANKED
>>709990598
OHH
>>709999999
Korkma, sönmez bu şafaklarda yüzen al sancak;
Sönmeden yurdumun üstünde tüten en son ocak.
O benim milletimin yıldızıdır, parlayacak;
O benimdir, o benim milletimindir ancak.
Çatma, kurban olayım çehreni ey nazlı hilâl!
Kahraman ırkıma bir gül! Ne bu şiddet bu celâl?
Sana olmaz dökülen kanlarımız sonra helâl,
Hakkıdır, Hakk'a tapan, milletimin istiklâl!
Ben ezelden beridir hür yaşadım, hür yaşarım.
Hangi çılgın bana zincir vuracakmış? Şaşarım!
Kükremiş sel gibiyim, bendimi çiğner aşarım;
Yırtarım dağları, enginlere sığmam, taşarım.
Garbın âfakını sarmışsa çelik zırhlı duvar,
Benim iman dolu göğsüm gibi serhaddim var.
Ulusun, korkma! Nasıl böyle bir imanı boğar,
"Medeniyet!" dediğin tek dişi kalmış canavar?
Arkadaş! Yurduma alçakları uğratma sakın!
Siper et gövdeni, dursun bu hayasızca akın.
Doğacaktır sana vaadettiği günler Hakk'ın;
Kim bilir? Belki yarın? Belki yarından da yakın!
Bastığın yerleri "toprak" diyerek geçme, tanı!
Düşün, altındaki binlerce kefensiz yatanı!
Sen şehit oğlusun, incitme, yazıktır atanı;
Verme, dünyaları alsan da bu cennet vatanı.
Kim bu cennet vatanın uğruna olmaz ki fedâ?
Şüheda fışkıracak toprağı sıksan, şühedâ!
Canı, cananı, bütün varımı alsın da Hüdâ,
Etmesin tek vatanımdan beni dünyada cüdâ.
Rûhumun senden, ilâhi, şudur ancak emeli;
Değmesin mabedimin göğsüne na-mahrem eli!
Bu ezanlar ki ÅŸahadetleri dinin temeli,
Ebedi yurdumun üstünde benim inlemeli.
O zaman vecd ile bin secde eder varsa taşım;
Her cerihamdan, ilâhi, boşanıp kanlı yaşım,
Fışkırır rûh-i mücerret gibi yerden nâşım;
O zaman yükselerek arşa değer belki başım!
Dalgalan sen de şafaklar gibi ey şanlı hilâl;
Olsun artık dökülen kanlarımın hepsi helâl!
Ebediyyen sana yok, ırkıma yok izmihlâl.
Hakkıdır, hür yaşamış bayrağımın hürriyet;
Hakkıdır, Hakk'a tapan milletimin istiklâl!
>>709990666
Nice one, Satan
>>709990666
Jeb will win
Wombination Combanation
>>709990666
I AM THE MOST GETFUL IN THIS THREAD YOU BASTARDS
Others
>>709990555
Who ever does get the legendary >>70999999 will be a god among men on 4chan for the rest of time itself
>>709990717
Reagan will win
Niggers tongue my anus.
Just in case this thread isn't the one to reach.
>>709999999
>>709990777
YOU MOTHER FUCKER
>>709990805
>>709990805
damn all dose trippers be tripping trips
better not trip her
GARY JOHNSON STEALS THE ELECTION OUTTA NOWHERE
Today is my birthday
The black men is stealing your women.
>>709990866
WHAT THE FUCK
>>709990666
Hail satanas
>>709990882
cumming closer
>>709990884
this happens
Mexicans are stealing your jobs.
>>709990906
>>709990884
Funny way to spell Jeb Bush
Who cares about this?
>>709990984
G A R Y
J O H N S O N
>>709990984
Funny way to spell Rick Harrison
>>709991027
kek blesses this post and trump will win
Mini get. -------------->
>>709990914
What about jhon cena
1st to type Trump kills negroes gets a private message of my tiny nub
>>709981261
>>709999999
Lets hope we see it
>>709991004
Lol this gif right here
>>709991199
Checked
Can I have some dubs while we wait?
>>709989636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd656RHM_nk
>>709991199
>>709991242
Please?
>>709991112
Trump kills negroes
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>709991255
Oh boy
>>709991255
fookin hell
singles tongue my anus
Get?
>>709991012
caption= "is that always sunny? I fucking love always sunny!"
>>709991346
If dubs then Hillary wins
boom
>>709991390
reroll
>>709991413
One more try
#Fuckteens4$
get
This shit gonna get pruned before we get >709999999
>>709991510
We make a new one then
Only another 800 more posts.
>>709991557
Boi don't you mean 8k
Hi I'm new to this thread and you should all kill your selfs ok cya later I'm gonna go jack off and smoke a ciggert now bye
>>709991546
Fair enough
>>709991607
Bump
Kys
Frosted butts
>>709991633
IM NOT EVEN TRYING
HERES THE OTHERS
>>709991255
>>709991607
>>709991680
lucky basterd
>>709991597
Maybe. I don't know numbers.
wat
>>709991680
>>809991686 >>709991633.
>>709991818
I got double 18 boys do i win
>>709991961
Nah
GET
Wat a cunt right? SC : j4ck61
8 minutes for around 2300 posts 9999 should be in like 36 minutes
