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cringe thread
>>709962775
So he was respectful to his mother? What's wrong with that you cum-gargling faggot?
>>709962775
You fucks want the REAL cringe? This fucking board, right here. I knew this place was going to shit, but I didn't think the millenials would do THIS much damage... Fuck, man. This generation is fucking screwed.
>>709963768
Why are you here then Mr.Edgelord?
>>709963768
You're making me cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_eSGhRCdgo
>>709963768
Holy shit, we have some OC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI1v7p1VUDo
>>709963963
If you would have put a dying repost this would have been golden
>>709963602
She called it an "sexy pic"
>>709963991
i didnt post that intentionally, but it is quite a cringey film
>>709963970
What's this dude's name again, anons? C'mon! I know you know it!
Bump
>>709964292
Cringe up until that last line, then it turned into ylyl holy shit.
Any 239s here?
>>709965443
Oops, wrong thread. Sorry.
>>709963768
DONT JUDGE ME OLD MAN
>>709964252
can
>>709964252
everyone knows its candleja
>>709965509
Still cringe
>>709964252
candle ja
>>709963768
>fucking young people these days fucking everything up on muh website howdaretheyruineverything grrrrr
Fuck off you cunt
>>709964257
thats sad
>>709965443
would suck / 10
>>709964292
Michael Griffin alpha as fuck man.
>>709963983
do not bring that autism here
>>709965911
>>709965990
newfags. everyone knows you say candlejack first and then he takes you before the rest of your sentence is fini
>>709965679
>>709966706
this can't be real
>>709963933
>because Justin Beiber
Imagine trying to explain how this happened to a tired, overworked A&E nurse on a night shift.
I shit you not, they call themselves the "Stang Gang".
>>709967122
You act like this is the only chick who's ever done it.
This has been going on for years, it's just slowed down
>>709967197
Look's like someone's been playing a lot of PAYDAY
>>709965486
Her body is a rare pepe
>>709966487
I'm going to be real right now I've seen this macro a hundred times but seriously what the fuck is the guy's pants being held up by? VGA cord?
Someone help.
>>709967423
Maybe if Payday replaced violence with buttsecks in the back seat of a Mustang.
>>709963768
Hmmmmm....too short to be copypasta
>>709966996
check'd
>>709967481
>>709966996
that kid will grow up to find out hes become a shell of a person because of the failures that are his feminist parents
>>709964060
Wat?
>>709965486
>>709967642
text me
>>709963499
I can't believe any of these new ones are real. They are like memes that were forced
>>709966819
>iFunny icon in notifications bar
Cringe enough already
>>709967875
Kys
>>709966996
Don't worry, her heart will eventally give up due to all that fat
>>709968007
He's sharing cringe, which is the point of this thread. I don't think this is an OC.
>>709963768
Fuck off
>>709967875
>Linkin park
That's how you know it's cringe
>>709963768
This.
>>709962775
Not cringy, it's kinda sad, and kinda why I hate the internet. I bet he's a nice kid.
>>709966349
Dude that's not cringe, that's badass.
>>709967197
Payday 2 infamy one
>>709966819
You think youre funny because youre ironic
>>709968397
hey now linkin park is an alright band
>>709965486
>daddysfatkitten
>>709968278
I think facebooks great if only it was more popular with more retards then we could shut off the rest of the world from them and they'd be happy replying the same buzzfeed articles to each other and not have to bother anyone else
>>709968410
>Not cringy
>"What do you think ladies only please"
>"Ladies only please"
That's the part that really did it.
>>709967618
this is too much
>>709966349
How is this cringe? He's super hard ass.
>>709967995
Baka...
>>709968714
Did you say lard ass, Anon?
>>709967875
Please tell me I'm not the only one finding this funny as fuck
>1/2 minion 1/2 hedgehog
>a minion had to hatefuck a hedgehog to achieve this
We must illustrate!
baahahahahaha
>>709967618
are you retarded?
>>709968458
It took him 10 years to cut it in half idk if this is bait or not
>>709967529
Holy fuck dude, those guys dont deserve this kind of garbage. They look fuckin' dead.
>>709966706
>>709966996
when did this turn into a child abuse thread
>>709966996
>California/New York: the post
>>709968955
Check'd
>>709963970
Wasnt his name Candleja
>>709963768
You went full retard
>>709966349
>>709966392
>>709966487
>>709966556
>>709967040
I hate that I'll never be able to buy a katana since that will make me associated with this kind of faggotry
I'm on PC
>>709969098
Lets talk about that 9gag water mark..
>>709969284
>PC
Kys
>>709969284
CRINGED
>>709969223
Fuck the katanas I'd hate being white after seeing those fucks
>>709968642
Dood. He's what, 12?
>>709969223
I have a decorative one that hangs in my living room. Katanas are only cringe if you try to train Bushido with it
>>709969333
Dem trips
>>709969223
no you can, just be an actual weapons and history buff, I do HEMA and we have these fags show up from time to time, pretty funny to have them heckle the swordsmen because "your swords wouldn't beat folded steel" before completely tearing their ass apart. good times
>>709966996
>>709969474
>>709969443
>>709969223
Why not just get a real sword like a English long sword or something it's still a edgy sword but doesn't have the same cringe as katanas owned by weeabos and neckbeared faggots
>>709964292
HOLY SHIT
>>709969640
>Ifunny water mark
>>709969640
>>709969741
Its up to what the person likes. You like straight stick, he likes gay stick
>>709962775
>Cringe thread
The Catholic Church. Jews, Muslims and Atheists.
all of them are cringe worthy.
>>709964292
L
O
L
>>709969443
Awesome! Capping this for future cringe threads btw!
>>709969443
yeah it would just hang somewhere for decorative matters, but I'd probably swing it around like a faggot sometimes when no one's looking, to be fair
I definitely wouldn't post fucking pictures of that on the internet, of course
>>709969741
I kinda plan on getting both maybe
>>709969223
Just buy a Ninjatō.
> Still a japanese weapon.
> Not owned/known by weabos.
> Used by ninjas.
>>709970003
what is the non-cringy religious standpoint?
>>709970078
ninjas are boring, samurai are the fucking shit
>>709969284
What
>>709969809
>>709969741
that's literally what I just said, it's fine to have one if your background is in historical weaponry anyway. and come on it's only faggy if you try to be some kind of "badass" and wear a fuckin trenchcoat while carrying your longsword.
granted it's easier to look like an ass with a katana, if you're going to do something, don't. if you aren't asian just don't,
>>709970188
There is none unless you believe what the scientists are telling us lately that we are all in a simulation designed by an alien race. That's what that nig nog scientists Niel Tyson Armstrong Astronaut or whatever the fuck his name is says.
>>709967766
text me.
>>709969640
>Ifunny water mark>>709970188
Budism or Hinduism I guess
>>709967197
the guns dont have magazines in them
>>709970070
look take the high non faggot road and get yourself a well crafted sword by albion, it's pricey but they are historically accurate, non faggy, great swords
>>709970369
Lol you're joking right?
Buddhism worships a man who specifically would not have wanted to be worshiped. Hinduism has over a thousand gods some of which look like elephants or monkeys.
>>709970201
This.
>>709967548
Looks like a padlock, a bycicle lock maybe? To seal his virginity.
>>709967197
if you're gonna do suits, at least have them tailored so you don't look fucking sloppy, I mean seriously
>>709970282
>>709962775
found this on a friend's FB...her kid has brain damage
What should I say, /b/?
>>709970463
I was thinking of looking for one when I go to milan since I hear that's the capital of swordsmithing, but I'll look into these, thanks
>>709969144
Check'd
>>709970689
context
>>709964257
Oh fuck this dude is from Michigan.
>>709966349
He gave his grandma a present for his own birthday.
>>709970638
>>709967197
As Shitstang Gangbang right?
>>709965486
This burned my eyes to look at
>>709970777
Check'd
>>709970777
Check'd
>>709967875
>unioin
>>709970960
Way to ruin the check'd train you fucking retard
>>709970722
no problem, I do full contact medieval combat and I use one, they're beautiful and they hit hard
>>709970777
Check'd
>>709966021
>>709970777
Checkd
>>709970679
even with brain damage he knows he doesn't want to be a hipster.
>>709970955
Check'd
>>709967642
Can't decide what's cringer, her obvious fishing for comments with the "I'm so ugly here let me pose" game or the "text me text me" dude.
>>709967995
Jesus christ
>>709967529
Furries are always cringe
>>709968550
I'm surprised this isn't the same person
>>709970046
Awesome! Capping this for future cringe threads btw!
>>709963768
Nigger the millennials start in the eighties so almost everyone that has ever used 4chan has been a millennial
>>709971035
cringe'd hard
>>709969741
I also have an English long sword, its across my self portrait in my study
>>709970786
She has dwarfism and was always up my ass in high school. Also failed many times over and wanted to date me yet was 20 yrs old when I was 14.
>>709968550
No Fuck off
Awesome! Capping this for future cringe threads btw!
>>709967995
he look like he is going to church
>>709964292
savage
>>709970812
my home state is full of niggers...
>>709971436
sure faggot, what does your little pansy ass do? soccer? or are you a fuckin neet?
>>709967529
Someone have the copy pasta of this?
>>709966996
this is fake. no need to get upset
>>709963768
new copypasta
>>709971835
I don't need to work and I'm certainly earn more than you
>>709970369
Those are both very cringy in place where it's just a bunch of hippies trying to be spiritual
>>709970713
That show went down hill after the 3rd or 4th season, its fan base is only women and tumblrinas
>>709964292
This isnt a rekt thread
>>709972115
that wasn't a very good comeback
>>709971436
>He doesn't train in the art of medieval warfare
>He doesn't share in camaraderie with other chivalrous knights
>He isn't planning a full on assault of Jerusalem for the sake of his home country
Why do you even get up in the morning?
>>709971327
but I'm Jewish, there's nothing wrong with it
>>709967481
>>709967529
beyond disappointed
>>709962775
I know this pic is old and pasta but still...
>shirt looks like it's been worn for a week.
>gay glasses on purpose.
>doesn't have good hygiene cause face acne.
>stupid jew haircut.
Like what good could have come from this stupidity?
>>709972115
so you're a neet, doubt you make more than me, and even if you did, I have a social life and am athletic because I'm constantly fucking people up in an 80 pound suit of armor. step up weakling
(also dumping some cringey feminist shit)
>>709967481
now we know who took the first picture. mom has the same expression in both pics
>>709972394
I fuckin know right, get a load of that faggot.
>>709964292
ALPHA
AS
FUCK
>>709965486
i don't get it
where did the nipples go
>>709963983
>>709962775
>>709964257
it's not cringe - it's romantic... anyone who cringes here has void experiences in their life... can't divide by zero faggots.
>>709966021
kick ass photo
>>709969333
What about that fucked up thumb in the silhouette?
>>709966819
i dont get it
>>709968543
what's ironic?
>>709965486
>>709970078
Ninjas didn't look like their kabuki counterparts, they dressed like normal citizens for assassinations
>>709970679
>.her kid has brain damage
I think they prefer to be called "hipsters" anon.
>>709962775
cringe coming up
>>709972958
is this you?
>>709967766
text me
>>709973773
Wash your damn ass and get a new chair
>>709973773
omfg
>>709973940
Wash your damn chair and get a new ass
>>709973773
That's not cringe. It's just disgusting.
>>709973940
Or put a goddamn towel down before you sit
>>709974004
Yeah though I can see how pretty much any story related to that chair is gonna be cringe.
>>709963983
Oh boy
>>709974134
Please keep those stories to yourself.
>>709963970
hey thats an older o
>>709964292
so true
>>709973940
>Wash your damn ass and get a new chair
my fucking sides, i dont know why
>>709965486
I was about to have dessert after dinner but now I'm not so sure.
Maybe just some water and hydrogen peroxide to wash the smell out of my nose. Jesus fuck.
>>709973236
Nah, it's cringe
>>709969223
You probably couldn't afford an actual katana without trading a high end brand new luxury car in, bare minimum.
>>709972841
Hahahahaha
>>709970827
>>709965486
what. the fuck.
this can't be real. no one looks like this. her tits start at her chin
>>709967197
fuck that looks like new mexico...
would be a pretty normal picturel if it was....
>>709962775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXriphg1Yqs
>>709974697
What's worse is the clothed version can't be much more of an improvement. Equally gross either way
>>709963970
dank meme candl
>>709963768
I know how you feel, bro
>>709971476
"heyy sexy how are you?"
>>709974697
My fucking sides
We had a good run
>>709967512
kek/kek
>>709971432
No the fuck they dont. Millenials are born in the 90s. Christ learn shit. Gen x, gen y then millenials
>>709967197
NYPA FAGGOT
>>709971035
Sooooooo gay. You're fat. I see cringey neck beards like you at the park near my house.
>>709975814
Wikipedia: "Millennials (also known as Generation Y, Generation Me and Echo Boomers) are the demographic cohort following Generation X. There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and ending birth years ranging from the mid-1990s to early 2000s"
>>709975944
yeah yeah try again faggot, to do my sport you have to be strong and fit, maybe you're confusing it with larping or some shit.
>>709972519
you are a bit of a faggot tho tbh
>>709967642
Text me
>>709967766
Text messaging me text me messaging me text
>>709971476
"Fuck off, dwarf"
>>709976353
fuck off mate, I respect a man who's given me a concussion with an axe, not a bitch on the internet
>>709976033
Millenials are the kids who saw us born in the 80s go to college, get in debt, buy pricey houses and go nah i dont want that. Those are millenials. Like you who references wiki, and wasnt a kid without the internet.
>>709967875
>unholy union
Got one thing right
>>709964005
Being this fucking autistic.
>>709969443
>>709969474
>>709969741
>>709970070
>>709970078
>>709970201
>>709970296
>>709970463
>>709970722
Kek. Oblivious cringe Lords.
Fucking 4chan man.
>>709969443
>>709969474
>>709969741
>>709970070
>>709970078
>>709970201
>>709970296
>>709970463
>>709970722
function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10;y=20;document.write(x*y");
>>709966349
When you're so autisric that it takes you 10 years to cut a book in half
>>709968458
>>709968714
Being this fucking autistic. KYS faggots.
>>709972519
> Wears armour
> Brags about it.
Guys you're meant to just post gathered content, not create it.
>>709967512
>>709977134
fuck off you bitchborn whoreson, unless you do something more manly than hammer people in for fun then you're lacking.
>>709963970
Oh shit its candle ja
>>709977247
>>709977134
>pursuing a traditional masculine hobby is cringey
I bet you're a lil fagboi aren't ya
>>709977477
> Implying using swords was traditionally a hobby.
Perhaps do the modern day version and go to war you pussy.
>>709977359
I don't brag about wearing the armor you jackass, I brag about wearing it, running 15 miles in it, returning, climbing a sheer face, doing 120 burpees, and then doing form practice every other day or so you parasite
also, why wouldn't I lord over you pathetic troglodites
>>709977637
oh yeah because that's in the same fucking ballpark as a sport you mongrel licking taint
>>709976333
honestly looks fun
>>709977477
>traditional masculine hobby
because owning a katana for reasons outside of decoration is manly
>>709977637
Traditional in the sense that it's a part of your heritage. It keeps you in shape and hell, probably keeps your mind sharp.
The closest I've come to weapon training is chopping firewood, but I'd do it given the first chance.
You write like a newfag 12 year old btw.
>>709964292
kek
>>709977386
> Bitchborn whoreson
We're not larping atm m8, you can use normal insults.
>>709968278
I don't see it either.
>>709977789
Observe figure 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86xi7IiEOJw
>>709977762
Meh, how isn't it? As long as you don't own it for decoration and practice with it, why wouldn't it be? Fun way to keep in shape, I'm sure people would find it interesting, at least those that don't find it weird.
There are worse things you could do.
>>709970003
'Tips fedora
>>709977921
Observe figure 1
>>709977897
>>709963983
I came to cringe, not be fucking terrified
>>709963933
I don't understand why they don't want him to smoke weed anyway. I mean, he hangs out with plenty of rappers that do it.
If I was a girl, I'd think it's hot that he smokes weed.
>>709977761
oh it's great fun,, if you're willing to put in the time and effort it's a real blast, I mean of course you can get hurt pretty bad, but I always say if you aren't the onee doing the wrecking you're doing something wrong, eh?
>>709977840
what's wrong with creative swearing?
>>709972443
Actually, jewwatch.com
>>709977921
> I'm sure people would find it interesting.
Only fellow autists that lack the social ability to play a real team sport.
>>709973236
You must be autistic.
>>709977897
So what? The dudes having fun, yeah he's fat and he should probably fix that, but why do you care so much about what he does with his free time?
I'd have a beer with him. You in the other hand, seem like a bitter cunt.
>>709974012
Autist
>>709978112
I can't and refuse to even read this shit
>>709963768
>This generation
You're in your 20s shutup
>>709978085
I do intramural baseball, track, and volleyball. I'd rather talk with him than about the proper way to set a fucking volleyball.
>>709977897
that fuckers cringey because he's fat and bad with the sword, if he were in decent fucking shape and good, it wouldn'd be a problem, not the sword's fault he's a fucking failure
>>709978123
thats a nice fucking attitude, but that guy needs to get his shit together if he's gonna do swordsmanship
>>709978085
the fuck have you been? this shit can be a team sport, provided this bastard would need to get fit
>>709969223
Buy one anyway. It's only cringey if you make it cringey like these faggots do. I own 2 katanas, and although they just sit on my sword rack, I don't regret buying them. I've cut plenty of shit with them as well with a few friends.
Just don't try to be an edge-lord atheist fedora collecting MLP hero and no one will give a shit.
>>709978267
Agreed. Do you practice swordsmanship? Any idea where you could find something like that for a beginner in a city?
>>709966860
Why point her out? No one cares.
>>709978123
>>709978267
Him?
https://www.youtube.com/watchv=L_xeaOCps
Or them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaeX1-lMZZA
>>709974315
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY SAY CANDLE JACK NEWF-
>>709962775
This isn't cringe. It's a guy who has a parent who loves him.
>>709978608
I'm not sure I see your point here. The other guy made a valid complaint, but you just seem to be making fun of them for no reason.
Do you need a hug, anon?
>>709973526
Look at the top baby :*
>>709978575
yeah, I'm the guy who does armored combat, sure, where do you live?
>>709978608
one of those links aint working
>>709964292
kek savage
>>709974697
Which chin?
>>709978780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_xeaOCpsqs
>>709978780
East coast of Canada, Nova Scotia.
>>709969223
My dad was a big history buff and had all sorts of memorabilia including katanas retrieved from Okinawa and other pacific islands. If you want a sword cuz you think its cool, get a fucking sword. Youre an adult, dont let 4chan affect your life decisions fam, this site could get shut down tomorrow for all we know.
>>709978608
also cock breath, I said "good" with a sword
>>709966487
>>709966021
that's fucking baddass
>>709967197
2/3 have wrong shoes, all suits look borrowed or hand me down, guns probably airsoft or borrowed lol this shit is ridic
>>709965515
that guy's videos are hilarious
>>709966706
I sincerely hope this is not real
>2016
>wanting a garbage pig iron katana
>not training to be a flailman or omething equally honorable
it sound like you should leave and go to your land of chinks and hentai, you vile sack of nip-trash
>>709978899
alright, so as far as english swordsmanship goes, there's a place called Dalhousie University/ Halifax Cateran Society, they're worth looking into, there's also an italian swordsmanship school if that interests you I can pull up details.
>>709979244
this guy gets it
>>709967875
Oh good god I'm laughing so hard picturing the unioin
>>709967642
>text
>me
>>709979345
Ah okay so I heard about the one at Dal, wasn't sure if it was exclusive for students only. Thanks anon, I'll be looking into it.
>>709969223
I own one, it just sits for decoration because I do martial arts and the samurai were the first that got me started in it. So kind of an omage to Japanese culture and the roots of where I began. The only thing that makes them cringey the fedora wearing faggots who pose everywhere thinking they are cool shit like they are actually imposing with them. The same kind of faggotry goes with guys who pose in pictures with guns trying to act like gangsters.
>>709971189
text me
shut the fuck up cucks
>>709969148
NONONONONONONONONO!!!
>>709979345
i sure do. i actually am working a a metal shop to replace a flail and broadsword both of which were lost when niggers burnt down our apt building.
>>709979345
Also could you give me the name of the Italian one? Better to know about it than to not.
>>709979404
>not okay
It's a fucking sauce packet
kek
im a cringey cuck pls fap to her abd show me how a real man cums
>>709973236
>"If I had a girlfriend"
>Posts fantasy on facebook that only a mother could endorse, for every girl and friends of friends 3 layers deep to form a fleshmass dryer than the sahara desert in his presence
Being oblivious to social faux pas is one of the defining traits of autism, I thought that information was important for you to know.
>>709979419
no problem
>>709979463
you have a small dick, you know that? I had to have my codpiece custom made
>>709979505
I am so sorry, I would be devastated if I lost my warband and maces, you going to hunt them down and honorably crush their fucking heads in?
>>709979537
sure just give me one sec
>>709965679
>>709969807
That was probably part of the joke.
>>709979563
2/10
Looks like some white trailer-trash skank, can't even get a boner to this.
>>709967642
god. this is not cringe.. it's just a guy asking a girl to text him
only when this shit is on facebook do you faggots think it's cringe
>>709979688
The fuckin file name, holy kek
>>709979537
apparently it's actually supposed to be catch all european, it's called the Academy of European Medieval Martial Arts, Nova Scotia
