Fluffy time.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Fluffy time.
Previous OP here
>>709946555
Please tell me about the history of your people.
Nobody's going to bump?
trips?
>>709947537
Nobody going to tell me about your rich history and lore about fluffies?
>>709949921
>>709949220
If birthdays are immoral, wouldnt genetically engineered organisms be dick slapping god in the face?
>>709949991
Many thanks.
Bump. Anyone got stories?
>>709950182
I think the guy was probably a Jehovah's Witness or one of those other weirder denominations of Christianity that pretty much say "NO FUN ALLOWED FOR IT OFFENDS GOD".
>>709950438
>>709951564
such a kind owner
>>709951846
Kind ? Nah.
Fair ? Hell yeah.
ENF ENF. GIB GOOWD FEEWS!
>>709951564
Carny is a pretty good artist.
>>709949991
So after reading this, what are some of your guys favorite types of fluffies like smarty abuse or hugbox?
or you just like all of em?
>>709952212
Is this a fucking You Rage You Lose thread?
MOONMAN MOONMAN UP IN THE SKY
>>709952882
Why would you rage ?
>>709952835
I personally prefer hugbox.
Sadbox if it leads to hugbox.
Weirdbox if it's something genuinely funny.
>pic related.
>>709952835
Horrorbox. But any kind of box really, as long as there is some effort put into it.
Post gud stories please.
>>709952835
I like sadbox and accidental abuse by benevolent owners or abuse as a byproduct of humans just not caring about fluffies. The fluffies I like naturally cute and loving, but able to be rotten by circumstance. A kind of drama soap opera, where little things spiral out of control and fluffies accumulate psychological damage over time is my ideal. Weirdbox is nice as fastfood inbetween.
>>709952835
I just lurk in the thread to hit on anyone remotely female or that I can pretend is female, and leave after the thread becomes noticeably awkward and uncomfortable.
>>709953899
>accidental abuse by benevolent owners
>>709953899
>>709954208
There was a picture with a white fluffy Pegasus and a little girl giving it chocolate. Nice owner, horrible outcome
Story or nah?
can't green text cause nook sucks.
>>709954208
>>709949842
So a theme of spaghetti.
So I'm guessing people have different headcanons on what fluffie lore?
>>709954838
I think it was some sort of collaberation called "the fall of clevland"
habby habboweeb :^)
>>709954688
What's wrong with Derped fluffs? They seem intelligent enough, just with a strange view of the world in a lot of art/stories? If it can learn to shit in a box, it can make an amusing pet.
>>709954208
good one
>>709954549
I know the one, thought I had saved it but at the moment I can't find it.
I also like when the owner is sort of persistently fighting against the fluffies natural inclination to hurt itself. Often only able to give aftercare.
>>709954838
Nope. Pretty much everyone agrees it's spaghetti.
>>709954899
For the uninitiated the fall of Cleveland
>Lets make theme park for owners to take their fluffies
>Lets have giant mountain of spaghetti and have lots of commercials.
>Fluffies see on commercials, tell other fluffies, who tell other fluffies,
>Soon nearly every feral and most domesticated fluffies are migrating to Cleveland.
>Cleveland is swamped with millions of obnoxious shitrats
>Military comes in, does not have enough firepower to kill them all without destroying city, tanks and armored vehicles get tangled in fluffy bodies, too many corpses
>Explosion happens
>A few dozen thousand die.
>>709955161
ah yes, death by stupidity/clumsiness
All this fluffie stuff is very interesting. Just want to thank you all for this information.
Would you say that the fluffie community is small but dedicated?
Why is this shit so interesting?
Another good theme is when a hugboxer and abuser work against each other via the fluffy.
Psycho damages fluffy in a interesting way and a nice guy later adopts that fluffy out of pitty trying to fix it. Complications ensue.
The thing I don't like is abuse that looks like it tries to do the most damage per second or is outlandishly flashy.
>>709955445
Can someone post the stories about the military operations in Cleveland?
>>709956541
Found it http://fallofcleveland.createaforum.com/general-discussion/military-campaign-stories/
>>709956216
I would think so.
>>709948316
cats don't wag their tails
>>709956815
Mine wags her tail whenever she's excited. It's a good judge of how much energy she has.
This is why soccer balls have regular patterns on them.
>>709957419
This is a good one, fluffies maladjusted by their living conditions, struggling to adabt. All because of a marketing gimmick and in no way intended by the owner.
>>709957493
>>709952835
I like stuff that just shows fluffies as annoying vermin in need of exterminating. Pic related is a great example, the fluffies are all selfish and stupid and the guy is just doing his job in an impersonal and effective manner.
>>709956294
Don't get sucked in. You'll never leave.
>>709954549
It was by Quickhorn. Gimme a sec.
Fluffy not understanding the world of humans.
Newfag to this fluffie shit. What kinds of breeds are their and what other trivial stuff to know about?
>>709957881
idkfa
where the flugbys at?
>>709957897
Alright alright, what would you Anons do if your pet fluffy did that after an experience like that?
>>709958131
There's the standard fluffy which is about knee high to an adult human and the microfluff which stands about 4-5" tall. There's sea fluffies both fresh and salt water varieties.
Sub-species include Earthies which are by far the most common, pegasaii and unicorns and alicorns which are the rarest and most expensive.
>>709958550
>>709958362
Thanks again. I can feel myself being slightly sucked into this as some sort of role playing researcher of Fluffies.
>>709953269
How the mother treats her baby, calling it a monster, and shitting all over it.
>>709958131
>>709958550
There are also jellenheimers. I'm not 100% sure what they are though.
>>709958550
It's pretty commonly accepted nowadays that breeding fluffies is a genetic lottery. The colors and sub species of the parents have no effect on the outcome of the offspring.
>>709958759
A mutant fluffy used in weirdbox, a canibal fluffy in early works, now more of a supernatural entity.
>>709958759
For us, they're someone's shitty attempt at drawing foals. In the fluffyverse, they're something that just appeared as a by product of fluffies existing.
>>709958896
I'd say it is a weighted random, there are hidden factors. A mare might be a "shitfactory" and produce only mud colors based on genetic factors. And better color breeders are still thought after. There just isn't any certainty however.
>>709959297
*sought after
Also designer breeding programs exist that tweak proportions and fluff to a degree.
>>709947537
To this day I can't tell if these autists are being ironic or not
Because if they are the joke's dead
If they aren't
God help us, they are massive faggots
>>709959297
With these things not being real and there being no set official canon on the subject, it could come down to diet, age of the dam/mare, physical and mental condition, environmental factors, etc.
By jove, you people keep this weird ass thread open.
My sickened curiosity demands it.
>>709959774
Right, I was going from the observed middle ground of most stories.
>>709959894
That's how it starts man.
>>709960215
pure gold
>>709960457
Yo!
>>709960215
>>709960457
>>709959894
That's how I was. Now its on par with playing doom like a genocidal maniac.
> mfw i get the cute cashier at the bank
> mfw she smiles when she sees me and remembers who i am
> mfw she asks "oh, is it just you today?"
> mfw when i realize it's been over an hour since i parked the car to run errands in town
> mfw i remember it's 95 degrees outside today
> mfw i remember that my fluffy is still in her carseat
>>709946555
Has anyone seen this yet? Clinton supporters attack homeless Trump supporter lady.
https://youtu.be/mFOfmzlXLBk
Concider the following:
Demons (doom varity): mindless murder creatures who will stop it nothing to take over the universe. Sans doom guy being the only one to invoke fear.
Fluffies: annoying shit layong,.baby making, rapists that will stop it nothing to find a hOme. Sans those who see past their cuyte demneor, and want them dead...
I'm still trying to find ancorrelation between demons and fluffies. Any help?
>>709961018
yup
>>709960866
Might as well just burn the car because you'll never get the stench of dead, bloated fluffy and hot fluffy shit out of the interior.
>>709961063
Maybe both parties strike fear in that they simply cannont see why they are scary/cute?
the lickies, they do nothing
anyone have rainbow dash fluff + small random fluff on the wagon?
>>709956815
They do, It's just more flexible than doggos.
>>709960616
>>709958738
Fluffies think alicorns are monsters for some reason. It's been a part of their lore since almost the beginning bro.
>>709961153
Nigga I got a Audi, that stench WILL get out, clean it then febreeze it
>>709962567
Their programming doesn't account for Alicorns when identifying type.
>>709962552
That's just really funny and meta
>>709963949
>>709963949
>>709964000
short and simple, nice
also checked them trips
>>709957419
that was oddly satisfying
>>709956312
You know the sad part about that pic? you can replace that fluffy for your pet and it would still be the same, fucking sadbox
>>709964246
I swear there are whole compilations dedicated to that sort of content, just not fluffy
>>709964246
Now you're getting the appeal of Fluffy
>>709964000
checked
>>709964644
Alright niggers if you had this happen to you how would you react?
>>709964801
Let him eat. I need to study these freaks.
>>709948138
>>709964801
Next time remember to put tray somewhere high. Next time not fall asleep. Diciplin fluffy lightly by withholding a meal.
>>709947537
i got this
>>709964801
Fuck it I don't eat cold Totatinos... Fuck I don't eat shit like that anymore anyways. Might just nuke up my remainder and feed to Fluffy... of course not letting them cool.
>>709964801
This happened to me when I was taking care of a close friends basset hound. I yelled at it and left it outside in a blizzard for a good 20 minutes
>>709961927
anybody have any text stories? been a while since i've read some
>>709964801
Well, when I woke up I would ask Fluffenstein if he ate the pizza rolls. If he lied, I would sorry stick or put him in the sorry box. If he was honest, I would give him a gentle lecture about eating food that was not his. If he got smarty on me, back into the sorry box.
>>709964801
At most a light spank or nose boop, and that's if I caught it in the act. I figure it's like with dogs. It doesn't do any good to punish them unless it's immediately after the misbehavior.
>>709965172
Thanks.
This stuff is all fascinating to me
>>709965318
thanks, friend
>>709964893
>>709965036
>>709965230
>>709965275
>>709965333
>>709965377
Mixed responses, lovely
>>709964801
What are they even? And while I'm on topic, what do twinkies taste like? They are mentioned ever so often in media, but I only have a vague idea that they are sweet. Are they soft or crunchy? Nutty or more like vanilla? I've never even seen one.
>>709947537
here's another
>>709965323
>>709965863
They're pizza rolls my nigga, but the scenario is what would you do if your pet fluffy ate your food while you was snoozin?
>>709965863
Twinkies are soft yellow logs with whip cream filling in three spaces within the log
>>709965948
well shit, that's not exactly the kind of story i was expecting but beggars can't be choosers
good read though, thanks anon
>>709965863
soft, yellow spongecake with a sweet cream center - not vanilla - usually shorter and fatter than your average corn dog
>>709965882
interesting. So this is like hell and you are the demons to carry out punishment for their sins.
>>709966108
Not care. My cats do it all the time. I'd probably only reprimand myself for leaving it lying within the fluffy's reach when I know what it's likely to do.
>>709966256
>>709966317
Cream? Won't it go bad, or are they kept in fridge? Also - what's a corn dog? Sorry, us Slavs don't have this kind of stuff.
I cant stay up any longer, going to bed in 5 minutes. If their is any parting information you wish to share about fluffiees let me know
>>709965863
>twinkies taste like? They are mentioned ever so often in media, but I only have a vague idea that they are sweet. Are they soft or crunchy? Nutty or more like vanilla? I've never even seen one.
I guess vanilla is the overall flavor. It's sweet and kind tastes like nothing. It's a creme-filled spongecake. The creme is like very thick whipped cream, or fluffy butter cream. Kiddie fodder, and really nothing special except for sentimental reasons. I guarantee you're missing nothing.
>>709966592
http://www.fluffybooru.org/
>>709966514
It's a hotdog. on a stick, wrapped in cornbread.
>>709958550
Do fluffies attack other small animals? Like cats, dogs, or mice?
>>709966514
It's made in a lab so no worries, they do get stale though
>>709966514
the cream is so sterilized/pasteurized (possibly not made with actual milk?) that it stays just fine on the shelf - for quite a while
corn dog - you can google for an image, but it's a hotdog that's been breaded with (I think) corn meal, usually served on a stick at fairs, festivals, amusement parks, etc.
>>709966514
This is adorable. Dust is awesome.
>>709966861
Generally no. Many times they're depicted as being afraid of their own shadows. "Smarty" fluffs might try to posture/attack other creatures, and they'll usually get the crap kicked out of them as a result.
>>709966861
Different anon here, usually no. Unless it's a smarty fluffy, in which case it's likely to think it can win that fight and as a result it'll probably die or be horribly injured. Fluffies tend to think of other animals as potential threats first and foremost.
>>709967010
Are there any comics showing these encounters happening?
>>709966861
Only when defending young or when they are delusional smarties. They fight very poorly.
>>709966514
A corn dog is a hot dog on a stick dipped in cornmeal batter and deep fried in cooking oil.
As for twinkies, they have preservatives in them and it's something of a running joke that if nuclear war were to break out, two things would survive for sure, twinkies and cockroaches. In reality, the shelf life of twinkies is about 45 days. It used to be 26 days before they came up with the newer recipe.
>>709966861
Surprisingly Fluffies can get into good situations with mice. Sometimes cats, maybe not ferals unless raised from birth like the one comic. Hell, even had a nice story about a pet snake that got out of the cage and adopted a few fluffies.
>>709967131
I've seen some, they're not too uncommon. I don't save fluffy images so I can't help you there, but they're usually around on these threads
>>709966514
>us Slavs don't have this kind of stuff.
You have no idea how fortunate you are.
>>709966766
But even the Ghostbusters mentioned them...
>>709966873
>>709967192
That... sounds odd. Is it good? I'd love to try it if I ever were to travel to the US of A. I even had hakarl in Iceland, so I know it can't be any worse than that.
>>709966878
No, don't say that! Think of me as a wolf spider. Or an axolotl.
>>709967131
Not exactly scared. They're often too innocent to understand they're in danger.
>>709957708
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SPECIAL LUMPS!
>>709967740
Axolotls are interesting animals.
>>709966861
As something made in a lab they are an invasive species in any ecosystem on the planet. They are herbivorous and breed rapidly, which means they'll have serious knock on effects throughout the food chain.
It's basically the story of a reckless science experiment made as a cash grab by people who didn't stop to think for a second about the implications of what they were doing.
>>709967840
And again...
>>709967740
>But even the Ghostbusters mentioned them...
Ja - exactly. Sentimental reasons. Common culture reference. Shit for food.
>>709967840
>>709968015
Question of temperament most likely.
>>709967740
Who let Thingaling out?
>>709954208
so in this senario fluffies cant have spaghetti
>>709966861
Fluffies will rape other fluffies I don't know if that's what you mean by attacking.
>>709968648
>>709959684
Let me deny the violent and schadenfreude tendencies that EVERYONE has and blame some condition I don't understand.
U Finna Get Wowsest Huwties Nigga
Gimme Yo Skettis Or Imma Put Yo Ass To Foweva Sweepies Lil Bitch Ass White Boi
>>709968688
>>709968954
>>709968648
I mean do they try to kill other animals besides fluffies for no reason, like the smarties sometimes do with other fluffies.
>>709968299
>Question of temperament
... of the artist
>>709969051
>>709969252
>>709969079
That's true they're just shit at it. They seem to have some measure of success with the rape thing.
>>709969329
>>709969086
That's kind of semantics.
In my headcanon they can have both reactions. It's good to have more options for stories. I think fluffies should have different personalities.
>>709969079
I can't recall seeing that, but I don't know of any manual for artists other than the reaction they get from readers. So like any group of friends, you lurk a while and get to know them, then contribute. Personally, I defer to actual artwork, as those are the guys with the ideas. Storywriters have good street cred too.
Most of all, these are not real creatures. Details are kind of loose.
>>709969425
And this is all there is of this comic to date.
>>709969466
>It's good to have more options for stories. I think fluffies should have different personalities.
Agreed!
>>709965275
thats someone elses dog you autistic faggot.
kill yourself.
>>709952839
>>709968856
You know, a fluffy vs six pack rings story/comic would be a neat idea.
>>709958539
Put it in a travel-cage for 7 days with just water and 10-20g food a day.
>>709967740
Dammit Christmas Cake, I must win your heart, and serve as your slightly overweight, useless muse!
>>709958539
>>709964801
I would enact the worst possible punishment imaginable.
>>709948098
dumb
>>709970193
nice
>>709970193
WOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOW
bitch that's to much STOP
>>709956718
wasnt there a fall of cleveland story on the booru?i thought i saw something there once but now i cant find it.
>>709969505
>And this is all there is of this comic to date.
Almost. This may have been a spoof ending. I think it came out before #5 as a placeholder..
>>709969987
All you need to do is to pour all your failures onto me. I don't care for perfection. Flaws, people with failings and regrets, people with a mean streaks, soft spots and shameful secrets, people living in poverty, envious of others while aspiring to do better - now that's my kind of inspiration.
>>709969987
How to win a girl's heart:
Step 1: Be Canadian.
Step 2: Wear your tuxedo everywhere. (Pic related)
Step 3: Be able to put down enough alcohol to kill a bull moose. This is fuel to generate body heat to keep her warm at night. ("Naw baby! I'm drinking for you!")
Step 4: Wear the John Deere hat to bed every so often just to spice things up.
>>709970880
I have plenty of those. Also sorry for joking around creepily about waifuing you.
This was quite a nice thread, compared to others we had.
>>709971150
Good God. It would take much more to creep me out. One of the office rats at work keeps joking about bending me over a stack of pallets and I'm not offended. My feefees aren't that fragile, so don't worry.
>>709971552
Getting bent over pallets and hearing ENF ENF ENF.
Might be fun for you.
>>709958539
gib huggies n wuv
Girls are gross.
>>709970193
Monster.
>>709971150
>>709971552
Yeah dude. I was (maybe still am?) Booru married to PeppermintParchment after writing her a pornographic anthro story.
>>709969079
Fluffies are often depicted as being ludicrously stupid, sometimes dangerously so. They'll attack doors or trees if they think they're being "meanies" by not giving in to their every demand. They've mostly learned to avoid other animals since practically everything can kill them with almost no effort.
>>709970193
that must be the fluffy version of the
consensual-sex-in-the-missionary-position-for-the-purpose-of-procreation-joke
>>709971678
A joke is a joke, even if spicy. Also, I'd rather not break families.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
*pops out of Warner Bros. outro*
Aaw, already? Wish our 日本人の王子様 would do something about the pic limit, though I don't think that will ever happen.
Pic limit accused of killing local thread, more at 11.
>>709971034
I am the Texan version of this
Get in here. >>709946555
>>709974710
I mean here. >>709974466
>>709957027
I wish these fuckers were real.
- Abuser
>>709965275
How the fuck do you have friends
>>709959297
"Pweese woll me ova to fud bowl"
>>709955045
Still they are as dumb as you, so no one wants them
>>709965948
Is there more to that?
