>What do you choose? >Unlimited Fast Food (4) >18 year
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>What do you choose?
>Unlimited Fast Food (4)
>18 year old girl (18)
>Computer (6)
>Garden with greenhouse (2)
I'll be able to eat any fast food in the world, order some "fastfood" salad bowls every now and then so I don't go obese.
I can use the girl as a 3-in-1 package. Sex, someone to talk to so I don't go crazy and I can also use her along with the computer to watch Kali Muscle videos and do prison workouts, no need for a gym.
The computer because best source of entertainment, even though it will be restricted*
Garden with greenhouse so I don't go blind/crazy from spending 10 years in a basement.
>SPECIAL RULE: The desktop computer already comes with internet access however you are only able to use it for free content. (E.g. no Netflix, no downloaded movies, no paid games, no e-trading etc) This means that you can only use the computer to watch stuff that is actually free to the public (YouTube etc) and only play free to play games (League of Legends etc) pirating stuff is not possible.
30 guns please.
>>709941744
Actually, check that. 40 guns please.
>>709941795
Actually one more revision. 38 guns and the trainset.
>attractive girl
By what standards
bumping while I figure this shit out.
>>709941398
18 year old
camera
drugs
fast food
produce porn for 10 years straight
>>709941398
16 points for internet without the ability to stream shit download anything?
>>709941398
no games or internet on cpu have fun playing hearts
Two 18 y/o
One gun
Hd camera
Will make one hell of a video to sell when I get out and make way more than ten mil
this is now a choices thread
>>709943258
OP's special rule makes it easy mode with free content. Play league for a year and collect free 10 mil.
>Half the money for 35 points
>Unlimited fast food 4
>All music 8
>Skylight 10
>Pupper 16
>Workout room 21
>Unlimited drugs 26
>Hygiene 29
>All movies 33
>Greenhouse garden 35
This sounds kind of fun. Wish I could do this shit for $5 million.
>>709943016
Disregard that internet one, pretty stupid imo. Didnt make it myself.
Read special rules.
Girl
Gym
Kitchen
Pool table.
Puppy
Drugs
Kitchen
Tv
Vidya
>>709943502
Three wish pills. That grants e three wishes per week right? Then wish for all the powers from the other pills
>>709943502
>Drug pill
>Wish pill
>Fly pill
Honestly wish pull is op, you're dumb if you don't choose it.
>>709943884
>cannot be used to wish cor any other pill affects
>>709943328
You will starve to death after about 7 days. Unless by that time your movie is finished and you kill the girls and ration their meat out for the next 10 years. Doubt it will last that long.
>>709943502
Future, sex and wish
ez
>>709942899
Fuck, the internet is too fucking expensive.
>Halve the money. 5 mil is enough to be extremely /comfy/ for life anyway. +35
>Kitchen -6
I couldn't survive on just microwave or fast food for 10 years no way.
>t. Italian
>The girl -18
>The computer -6
>The vidya - 4
>The pool table -1
+35 -6 -18 -6 -4 -1 = 0
Leaving the movies was a tough choice, but I figure I'd get bored of movies faster than I would of vidya.
I threw in the pool table 'cause I aint wastin' no damn points
can you post more like this I like it Gym,garden,books, skylight, all i need
>>709941398
>can the girl be a trap?
>>709944966
No. it's a girl.
>>709943502
Why does every single one of these always have a fucking "wish" option? That's retardedly overpowered and if you don't choose it you're an idiot by default.
>Wish pill
>Painproof pill
>Sex appeal pill
>>709945042
Can she be morbidly obese?
Fast Food, TOP PC, all games and internet
Square 30
Already did it once lol
>>709945362
No. It says she's attractive.
>>709941398
payout 5 mill- points 35
kitchen-6
girl- 18>24
hygiene- 3>27
booze- 5>32
medical care-2>34
pool-table-1>35
dont need workout cus sex can be exercise and well as just easy push ups and sit-ups will do it
with unlimited food i'd become a proffesional chef by the time i get out, perfect for getting a job once out.
gourmet food fresh fucking sushi everyday all day baby
gym
library
all i do is study and work out anyway
hygiene
garden because i need natures
upgraded doctor
skylight cause natures
and gun
>>709945469
By what standards?
>>709945544
i guess your standards- not op btw
>>709941398
>PC
>Games
>Internet
>Unlimited fast food
Oh look my life hasn't changed one bit.
>>709945504
continued
i get out im still jacked a fuck intelligent
moral philosophy
meta-ethics
philosophy of mind
human behavior
behavior biology
prison psychology
meditating
i get out and build a basalt reinforced concrete dome with solar panels
no electric bill then go back to school.
Japanese garden and concrete wall around my 10 acres with more solar panels as many as i can afford with water and food storage.
>>709945042
In that case,
Kitchen
Skylight
Computer
Videogames
Mayo Clinic
Pupper
Cellphone
Pool Table
Easy.
Girl, Computer, Dog
>>709943502
2 easy
>pain proof
>wish
>disease immune
>wish that side affects of instant combustion if take more than 3 pills is null
>take the rest at once
>>709946086
but my social skills are going to get fucked
DO i get a mirror
>>709941398
microwave, girl, drinks & drugs
ez $$$
(u need food, for the noobs)
>>709946174
Same anon, read the sidenote about computer
I could survive on TF2 and League for my entire life
>>709943502
>fly
>sex appeal
>wish
>wish for infinite orgasm
>ejaculate on world
>world becomes pregante
> one week late wish for all babies to be aborted
>everyone thanks me
>declared hero and gets money
>>709941398
What if you got the girl pregnant? You could start a whole family in the fucking basement
Future money/ wizard
Disease obv
Pain obv
>>709946736
kek
>>709941398
Girl
Hygiene products with jacuzzi
Library
Booze
>>709947122
but you need food jackass
>>709941398
kitchen - 6
computer + games - 10
Music - 4
hygiene - 3
gym - 5
skylight - 2
All I need for a nice clean lifestyle.
>>709947179
fuck you you fucking limp dick POS
>>709947179
I'll eat the chick's pussy for brunch and have liquid dinners
>>709947445
>>709947445
lol i would love it though i cant choose the girl i already did mine it is too calculated and i have never been on a date anyway>>709945504
>>709947258
>>709947445still not enough calories though srs
>>709943502
wish,death,future
god tier choices, impact the world through killing certain people in advance, and wishing for shit to like a big house
>>709943502
I choose the Future, Fly, and wish pill.
Using the three I can lead any life I want and be as rich as fuck.
>X-Ray is retarded as fuck
>Drug pill does not really work because addiction is a psychological problem, not just physiological
>Sex appeal is rendered useless by being rich
>Richness also makes you immune to disease pretty much
>Money pill is just unlimited/rich money
>Death pill is useless if you have money
>Painproof pill is pretty legit, but technically ruins many natural processes within the body, so no
>>709941398
18 year old?
>>709941398
Spent way too long thinking about this.
>Microwave +2
>Computah +6
>All the vidya +4
>Internets +16
>skylight +2
>>709941398
Kitchen (6)
Internet (16)
Stocks (7)
Gun (1)
>>709947993
see into the future and trade futures?
thats what id do
>>709943502
Future
Wish
Money
>>709941398
Barry bonds, girl and gun.
>>709943502
Death pill
>>709947912
Can just wish for someone to become a vegetable, death pill is weak. >>709947993
>>709948789
barry bonds why
>>709941398
WHAT IS THIS NIGGER SHIT NO FUCKING BOOKS?
>>709948622
Just always look into tomorrow (to avoid time travel-like shit), and buy the stock that does well. Essentially recreate "Primer". Use the other two for shits and giggles.
>>709941398
6 pts Full kitchen unlimited amounts of the finest ingredients
2 pts a skylight
2 pts garden with greenhouse
4 pts library and study with every book ever published
3 pts hygene products
2 pts medical care
3 pts a cellphone that can only be activated one day of the week.
6pts workshop
1pt pool table
>>709941398
girlfriend (18), because i've never got one.
kitchen (6), because they don't provide other food in my basement and with fast food my gf will become fat.
books (4), to entertain myself and my gf. movies would be better, but with books i can also learn something.
garden (2) because i've left 2 point to spend and medical care is not that helpful for 10y.
basically all the choice are chosen after the gf.
>>709943502
future pill to make easy money (win the lottery and shit like that)
sex appeal pill to become very attractive
painproof pill live in health
i don't pick the wish pill 'cause it can't cure my disease, give me money or give me a gf (they are all effect of other pills)
>kitchen
>skylight
>garden
>workshop
>puppy
>sound system
>hygiene products
>gun
I would spend 10 years relaxing in the garden, listening to music, becoming a good chef, training my puppy into a best friend and making things in the workshop. The gun is for if my puppy became very sick or injured, and i could not save him. Or if i wanted to kill myself i suppose.
Unlimited drugs sounds good, but i would OD.
The girl was tempting, but ultimately not worth it. 10 years is a LONG time to spend with another person, even if you can fuck them.
>>709949428
yea but you could get sick
>>709941398
Can I have a younger girl?
If yes, then:
>reduce pay to $ 5 mil
>13 year old girl (18)
>computer (6)
>kitchen (6)
>jaccuzzi (3)
>skylight (2)
BTW, considering how it is worded, the garden is in a greenhouse, you'll still have no sunlight, just an indoors garden. It's still a basement, after all.
>>709949908
i'll use the money to pay a top quality doctor.
i thought about disease immune pill instead of the painproof one, but i guess a top quality doctor + the painproof pill can do the same job better.
>>709950114
can I ask why a 13 im not judging just asking
>>709950613
but you could be dead before you get out of the basement. Also does anyone know the dimensions of the basement
>>709950635
Prime age.
Just recently entered puberty, already has perky tits.
Easier to manipulate and order around than an older bitch.
Tight, snug pussy.
>>709941398
Full kitchen (6) (can cook anything I need)
Skylight (2) (need to keep my sanity)
hygiene products (3) (keeps away illness)
18 year old (18) (to keep my sanity as I will need someone to talk to)
pool table (1) (something to do apart from chess made out of items in the room)
>>709950956
fair enough i coulddnt do it but biology says it ok fuck this society
>>709941398
I love these way too much. I have a problem...
>>709951168
they are fun as fuck
>>709943541
Play league for 10 years, you mean.
Do you really think it's worth it to endure league of legends for 10 years to get 10 mil?
>full kitchen (6)
>surround sound system (4)
>library (4)
>hygiene products (3)
>unlimited drugs (5)
>workshop (6)
>garden with greenhouse (2)
Kitchen because I have a lot of time anyways so building a habit of cooking would surely be nice. While I cook or work I want to listen to music so surround sound system sounds great. The library goes with the last two and I like reading. Hygiene products mostly because I had points left and the jacuzzy sounds nice. Drugs fill a niche when something in your life is missing so I guess they might serve me right. If I have 10 fucking years I might as well improve my drawing to expert level and build some cool stuff while I am at it. Thus the workshop. Also I love nature and it will hopefully keep me sane. The library will also give me the knowledge to learn better drawing and other skills I guess.
So yeah... as long as I stay sane and actually survive the 10 years down their I would hopefully come out as a better human beeing. Besides the lack of socialising.
>>709941398
>Internet can't download, stream or etrade
So it's fucking pointless apart from posting on forums and reading news...
>>709951340
I wish we had threads filled with new versions of these every day instead of basically any other thread
>>709950779
oh yeah, i thought you talked about the pill thing.
for the basement choice i'm not worried about. i can die and my gf can die too, but it last for 10 years only. i can take the risk.
i choose the garden instead of the medics because i thought it's unlikely to get a serious disease when you're practically in quarantine. the garden give me more space and non-artificial light, which is more important to stay mentally and physically health.
>>709943502
>Fly Pill
>Disease Immune Pill
>Wish Pill
Flying would be awesome. And I would wish for minor stuff I or others need.
>>709951800
so create new ones right now what is stopping you
>>709951802
cool
i still have the dimensions what can we agree on for them
>4 barry bonds
>2 guns
18 year old girl (18)
Skylight (2)
HD Camera (3)
Computer (6)
Spent 29/30 points.
>>709951922
I'm.... I...
uhhh...
I don't know... hmmmmmm
stupid dubs
Full Kitchen, 6
Workout Room, 5
Microwave, 2
Library, 4
TV, 7
Surround Sound w/ all music, 4
Garden w/ greenhouse 2
Total :30
>>709952056
lol
>>709952202
the girl is 18 points?
>>709941398
-reduce payout to 5 mil, 35 points
-pc + internet, youtube + steam and F2P games, should be fine, minus 22 = 13 points
-fast food, includes Subway and Jersey Mike's, occasional salad so I don't get obese, minus 4 equals 9 points
-workout room, so I don't die of heart failure or whatever the fuck, minus five so four left
-hygiene products so I don't feel gross 24/7, also good jacuzzi, minus 3 is one point left
-gun for if I need to an hero for whatever reason
>>709941398
I'm actually an expert at this game, I've trained my whole life to live in a basement.
30 Points:
>Skylight - 2
>Full Kitchen - 6
>Library/Study - 4
>Garden - 2
>Chefs - 9
>Gym - 5
>Microwave (suicide method) - 2
>Not enjoying the /lit/ life by studying ancient Latin and Greek texts, eating the finest french cuisine, while maintaining the physique of a Greek God, eventually succumbing to the nihilism of old age by placing your head in a microwave set to "potato".
is the girl 18 for the entire 10 years?
>>709946490
If you cut of everyones legs and give them free prostesis afterwards they will not be thankfull nor make you a hero.
>>709952430
no she ages i would imagine
>>709941398
Gun
Camera
Pupper
Girl
>Make girl video tape you fucking pupper
>shoot girl and pupper
>spank it to video of you fucking pupper for 9 years then shoot yourself
>>709952106
useless computer without games and internet
>>709952547
hmm. this changes things....
>>709952953
not entirely sure but we need more rules
>>709941398
Full kitchen (6)
Girl (18)
Library (4)
Greenhouse (2)
30/30
>>709952763
yeah... like you can live for 10 years just eating one girl and one pupper. you will die in two week.
>>709952547
Well, one more reason to pick a younger girl
>>709953232
Well I guess I'll just an hero sooner than expected no problem
>>709953322
kinda yea
>>709952382
How would you even an hero with a microwave. Assuming you get a modern one it won't start without the door closed and even if it would it sounds like a pretty painfull death to have your brain cooked.
>>709951611
>pick internet
>can't download chrome
Worthless
>>709941398
>full kitchen 6
>Desktop Computer 6
>Workout room 5
>Video games 4
> Skylight 2
>Hygiene 3
>Cell Phone 3
>Pool Table 1
>>709952382
>>709953414
This.
Also, you spent 6 points in a fucking complete kitchen, who already comes both with a microwave and a regular oven, that can be used for suicide in the way you meant.
>>709941398
Gym +5
PC +6 = 11
Vidya +4 = 15
Drugs +5 = 20
Fast food +4 = 24
Hygiene +3 = 27
Satellite radio +2 = 29
Pool table +1 = 30
Pretty much play video games, get high, take steroids and get jacked af for 10 years
>>709953414
Not the guy you asked but let's say I cut out the transparent filter on the front of most microwaves. You could close the door and turn it on and the hole should fit your average sized head
>>709941398
Microwave-2
To heat up fast food
Fast food-4
Unlimited food and drink
Kitchen-6
Make my own food
Computer-6
+
Video games-6
So that i can play computer games
Green house-2
Plants, vetatables, sunlight.
Medical care-2
I dont wanna die before 10 years is up
Gun-1
Just in case i want to shoot myself
Pool table-1
Extra entertainment
Overall: 30 points
Entertainment, food, drink, medical care
Everythjng i need
Easy peasy
>>709953743
IF that would work it would still be really painfull. The gun is only 1 point.
>>709941398
infinite Gourmet food=>9
Computer=>15
All videogames in existence=>19
Music and sound systems=>23
All books=>27
Hygiene stuff=>30
>Full kitchen (6)
>Computer (6)
>Video games (4)
>Workout room (5)
>Garden/greenhouse (2)
>Up front stock market access (7)
>>709943502
Sex Appeal
Money
Wish
>>709953683
>Pool Table 1
but you're alone in that basement
i also remind you the games are offline, internet cost a shitload.
-full kitchen (6)
-desktop computer (6)
-puppy (6)
-games (4)
-surround sound + music (4)
-garden or xm radio (2)
-sunlight (2)
I would be getting paid $110+ an hour for what I already do for free lel
>>709941398
ok. I've gotta go jerk off before making these decisions. or else I'll just go sexual. eh. nevermind.
>girl
>full kitchen
>TV
>show and movies
>all the books ever.
that should be exactly 35? for 5 mil is still okay.
and sexual pills choice are x-ray, sex appeal and wish. I'll be back with another set
>>709953962
I agree like I said I'm not that guy
>>709952763
This was me
>>709954043
you will miss internet and online videogames
>>709943502
Money Wish Pain. Honestly wish pill is the only choice. That can in one way or another give you any other pill effect indirectly.
>>709954165
didn't OP say internet comes with the desktop?
>>709941398
>special rule
making up special rules to side step your own made up scenario? why bother with the scenario in the first place, i invalidated several of "choices" with that stupid rule.
also not including whether or not you get to keep your chosen items after you leave the basement, why blow 10 mill on shit you wont get to keep? because none of thats worth 10 mill anyway
>>709954128
The only real choices are 3 and 4. I pick 3 though.
>>709943502
>Money Pill
>Wish Pill
>PainProof Pill
>>709954371
16 fucking points to buy internet
and if you wanna use it you need to spend other points for a desktop, a mobile phone or videogames (like consoles).
Full kitchen: 6
Workout room: 5
Library: 4
Hygine: 3
Skylight: 2
Sound System: 4
Kitten: 6
30
>>709954128
The wrong choice but #3
>>709941398
>computer (6)
>internet (16)
>microwave (2)
>Gun (1)
>Sunlight (2)
>Camera (3)
I love how the food picture is Jiro. Could you imagine him making up a roll and saying "this goes to the guy in the basement"?
>>709955008
lol
Can i choose a little boy? I'll choose a little boy.
>Little boy 18
>Workout room 5
>Garden with greenhouse (greenhouse would also double as sunroof. Also, Kali muscle? Do you really watch that retard? He claism it's all "ramen and tuna". Seriously this nigger thinks he can get away with claiming he's natural. And I half my payout to get gourmet food so i can get huge off the protein.
>>709942596
yours obviosly fucking retard
4 Library
5 Drugs
5 Booze
2 Medicare
4 Music / surround sound
4 Movies/Series
6 PC
Exactly 30 points ;)
>>709955201
So do you live of the food that your garden provides or what?
>>709955201
who chooses the person with us do they get forced if so i wouldn't want the girl slavery seems kinda fucked
>>709941398
>Lower payout to 5 mil for 35 points
>Kitchen(6)
>Movies(4)
>Video Games(4)
>Workout Room(5)
>Computer(6)
>Skylight(2)
>TV(7)
>Pool Table(1)
Sounds like a great way to make 5 million dollars
>>709955318
no food in the greenhouse not allowed or weed
>>709955318
Nah i just love gardening plus i can grow datura which is all ill ever need.
Medical cover - asthmatic, I'm fucked without it
Hygiene products
Full kitchen
Drugs
Library
Music
Garden
Pool table
Phone
Comes to 30 points. Sacrificing videogames was a hard choice but I think worth it.
>>709954128
4 is the real answer, sex is only a little part of your life, but the 4 makes your entire life what you want
Easy -
18 yr old
Kitchen
Library
XM
>>709955674
yea id have to choose that aswell
>>709955426
Stop making up rules afterwards fucktard.
>>709941398
>Money up front (7)
>Medical care (NOT NEW DELHI, YOU PAJEET) (3)
>Internet (16)
>fast food (4)
Enough
>>709941398
>Reduce money to half and get 35 points
>18 Year old girl / 17 points to go
>Skylight / 15
>Full kitchen / 9
>Library and study / 5
>cellphone / 2
>Medical care
>
>>709941398
18 year old girl, (18)
hygiene products, (20)
chick-fil-a, (25)
music, (29)
and i guess the pool table so i dont waste any points.
sign me up.
>>709955898
why would you guys lose 5 mil for 5 pts seems crazy
>>709941398
Is the greenhouse a regular greenhouse that requires sunlight, or does it have grow lights so things can grow in a basement
>>709941398
Look at OP coming up with special rules for his own fuckin' thread. Easy mode mother fucker can watch all the kali muscle videos on the world and will never have the dedication to get more ripped than Steven Hawking.
Let's to this responsibly:
Kitchen: 6 points
Skylight: 2 points (8 total)
Computer: 6 points (14 total)
Library: 4 points (18 total)
Medical Care: 3 points (21 total) (doctor can manage hygiene)
Workshop: 6 points (27 total) (can fabricate workout materials as you improve metalworking)
Cell Phone: 3 points (30 total)
Or, if I'm a monster (and I am):
Girl: 18 points
Computer: 6 points (24 total)
Fast food: 4 points (28 total)
Skylight: 2 points (30 total)
Seriously, They even let prison inmates see the outside, that skylight is a fucking must-have.
>>709956037
grow lights skylight is separate
>>709955898
>35 points
>what he asks goes beyond 35
you'll need a math teacher, that comes for around 10 points
>>709956122
18+2+6+4+3+2=35
6 points - Kitchen
6 points - Computer
4 points - Games
4 points - library and study
3 points - hygiene products and jacuzzi
3 points - cell phone, for human contact
2 points - garden with greenhouse. Greenhouse means sunlight
2 points - medical care. Because human contact and medical care
30 points and I'd be in heaven
>>709941398
Just the gun is all I need tbh.
>>709941398
Take 5 million for 35 points.
>stock market
>internet
>kitchen
>every movie
>green house
I'm gonna sit back and rack up extra cash
>>709956337
17 + 15 + 9 + 5 + 2 = 48
6 pts Full kitchen unlimited amounts of the finest ingredients
2 pts a skylight
2 pts garden with greenhouse
4 pts library and study with every book ever published
3 pts hygene products
2 pts medical care
3 pts a cellphone that can only be activated one day of the week.
6pts workshop
4pts television and movies.
Will burn basically 99% of all videos created by hollywood or on the east coast for the last 50-70 years along with anything that's even slightly influenced by it and literally all arthouse and indie shit.
Will be nothing but documentaries and how to videos with the occasional movie that I like here and there.
Can keep myself fit with pushups situps squats chinups yoga and whatever workouts I find in my library.
>>709956647
You clearly need a reading teacher.
>>709956492
how do you use internet? think again
>>709941398
>Fast food (4) - 4
>Computer (6) - 10
>Library and study (4) - 14
>Hygiene (3) - 17
>Indian doctor (2) - 19
>HD Cam (3) - 22
>All record music system (4) - 26
>All TV and movies (4) - 30
This would be almost perfect. Could deal without the Internet, because I'd come out a programming god.
When I'm not coding, I can watch anime from the TV collection and read books on learning Japanese and then read the mangas from the books.
Also read programming and science stuff from the books.
Make some videos as well using the HD camera.
Listen to all my anime music and techno music when I need something.
Kinda woulda been nice to have the workshop and or the trains. Greenhouse woulda been a bonus, too.
But by the time I come out, I'd be insanely skilled.
>>709956647
He counted it as "points remanining", you dumb fuck. 17, 15, 9, 5, 2 are the remaining points after each choice, not how many points the choice cost.
>>709956766
Filthy weaboos.
>>709949019
it apparently doesn't matter considering you're illiterate
>>709954062
40. (wish I could stay longer than 10 years now)
>microwave
>girl
>movies and shows
>computer (I'm assuming I need something to watch the shows on and that a computer will work for that)
>books
>workshop
>>709941398
girl, skylight, kitchen, library
>>709954128
Hesitating between 1 and 4... Given that 1 gives you the freedom to choose every time and that 4says absolutely nothing about how happy you are... I think I'm going for 1 ^^
>>709946189
clever solution. i like it.
>>709956969
you will die eating microwave meat only
>>709941398
18 year old (18 Points)
Computer (6 Points)
Video Games (4 Points)
Skylight (inb4 normie) (2 Points)
Fast Food (4 Points)
34 Points
>>709943502
Either way, I choose the wish pill.
And since the faggot who created the image didn't put "Can not wish for any variant of rule-modifying wishes", I wish that the "1 wish per week" rule wasn't in effect. Then I'd wish that the "Can not wish for any other pill effects" rule wasn't in effect either, and wish for whatever I want.
>>709957108
he cant do that it is against the godam rules faggerts
>>709954128
first thoughts. 1 is hot as hell and I just masturbated I didn't need this now. lol
>>709956004
10 years, i guess you can invest 5 million in a lybrary to learn someshit in the mean time, you can take that as being paid 5 million for going to the uni (only if you can learn shit by yourself) also you can use the cellphone to talk with some people for advice and knows what the hell is going on in the outside world
>>709957056
>^^
Consider eating your ejaculate and then hanging yourself.
18 year old
workout room
full kitchen
hygiene products
Easy 10 years
>>709956763
is a way to access it not implied?
>>709957249
w a t
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>>709957337
you will be bored after 2 years of this routine
>>709945252
>>709957203
Wishing is way too overpowered. Even if you add one of those rules, there's almost always a loophole.
>>709943502
future
money
wish
there is no other right answer
>>709957196
not dead yet. and it's been more than 10 years
>>709957464
spend 10 years doing literally doing nothing or spend points and learn something
>>709943502
Drug pill
Disease pill
Wish pill
>>709957449
i don't think so. internet + pc it's a hell of a composition, it's reasonable they cost that much.
this if you want to keep it challenging, op was a faggot and made up it's own (invalid!) rule.
>>709954128
#1, anime bitches are now fuckable
>>709943502
Fly, disease immune, money
>>709957797
then cut greenhouse and every movie
>>709957213
except he can. you can not wish for any of the other pill effects. wishing for a side effect to be nullified is not listed as against rules of the wish pill, making this feasible.
>>709941398
>unlimited drugs
>coma for 10 years
>>709957994
whatever CHEATER
i still want to know the godam dimesnions of the bvasement ceilingheight two
>>709957766
My confusion was not due to your general choice of seeking education but due to your incapability of forming correct sentences and your understanding of what is given.
Cool
does then gym come witha heavy bag
>>709941398
roll
>>709958315
Are you mentally challenged?
>>709958315
but... this isnt something you roll for...
>>709957469
change the 18 year old to school and you have my life for the past 5 years.
>>709941398
r0ll
>>709958315
you serious?
>Kitchen (6)
>Library (4)
>Gym (5)
>Skylight (2)
>Cell Phone (3)
>Sound System (4)
>Workshop (6)
Be able to cook whatever I want, try to keep it healthy though. Work out between meals and read books before I sleep. Skylight to maintain some skin color, cell phone once a week just for some social interaction and access to the Internet through data. Sound system for music while working out or to relax to while reading, and a workshop so I can invent something that I can put some of my 10 million towards after I am free of the basement.
>>709958484
the skylight could be indirect light though still want it
>>709958480
Made me giggle.
>>709943502
>Future
>Money
>Wish
I have infinite money with the certainty that nothing will be bad, because I can see the future, also for random things, the wish pill, maybe be the benevolent dictator of the world will be the first one.
>>709958751
punishment
>>709941398
>Half the money for 35 points
>Girl 18 points
>Kitchen 24 points
>Movies 28 points
>Hygiene 31 points
>Skylight 33 points
>Garden 35 points
Easy
>>709943502
>Painproof
>Sex Appeal
>Wish Pill
Is there any other answer to this?
>>709946189
Also you can choose the Drug pill, recreate the effects of all pills without the side effect of combustion.
>>709943502
>Pain proof
>Fly
>Money
>>709958794
Consider that while you can see the future you can not change it maybe.
>>709958804
Good I can use those proteins.
>>709941398
> All movies and tv shows (4 points)
> Workout room (5 points)
> All music (4 points)
> Library and Study (4 points)
> Desktop computer (6 points)
> All Games (4 points)
> Mayo Clinic Doctor (3 points)
I'd take the time to get myself in shape, study, and actually not be miserable every day of my life, unlike how I currently work and go to college until I want to die. Seems like a pretty good deal.
I originally had the Skylight in the equation. Despite the adverse psychological effects of never seeing sunlight has on the mind, I figured that having a doctor from the literal best clinic in the world is superior.
It's 10 years. That's a lot of time.
I had drugs in there too. I currently suffer from a bit of an over-eating disorder, so I later figured that if given unlimited access to psychological and recreational drugs, I'd get addicted and just abuse them the whole time. Probably a bad idea considering it's a fucking decade.
>>709959256
Well, if is not in the rules then I can use the holes for my benefit... I think
>>709941398
Reduce to $0, pick two girls, hygiene products and a pooltable.
full kitchen 6
skylight because i do like sun 2
all movies 4
computer with special freemium internet bundle 6
all vidya 4
surround sound 4
tobacco because im an edgey fag who smokes a pipe 4
even 30. booya
>>709954128
1. I just want to have fun.
>>709941398
fucking easy
>Barry Bonds (7 points)
>Girl (18 points)
>Gun (1 point)
>HD Camera (3 points)
>oh and the pool table (1 point)
>>709959742
We can't know what would happen if you looked into the future. If you'd be able to change it. With the wish pill you at least could do that.
>>709959814
And die of starvation. Gj
>>709958637
I'll keep the Skylight but remove the workshop and add hygiene/jacuzzi tub, garden, and a pool table. I like pool tables.
>>709960060
Or be cannibal... and then die of starvation
>>709941398
I'll take the 5 mil and I'll take the girl, the computer and unlimited drugs.
>>709954128
#1 i dream of this
>>709954401
he probably means you can do whatever with the actual internet option. like you can access things like netflix and anything else that would require money.
> Girl (18)
> Kitchen (6)
> Computer (6)
> Games (4)
> Greenhouse (2)
> Tv shows
>>709941398
I choose no money , just ongoing basement with as pictured.
*Movies , TV and Music updated as the videogames are.
>>709941398
>>709941398
surround sound system - 4 points
unlimited drugs (weed, psychedelics) - 5 points
full kitchen - 6 points
video games - 4 points
computer - 6 points
total: 25 points
5 points left...hmmm
hygiene - 3 points
medical care - 2 points
movies & tv - 4 points
shall i sacrifice my well being for movies and tv? or just play vidya for 10 years...
>>709961843
I think this is asking what is important to people
>>709941398
Okay, so I have to make sure I can survive a decade, so the food and doctor are must have items. I'll go with the mayo clinic doctor, and the full kitchen.
21 points left.
Now I just have to stay entertained. Unlimited drugs would be cool, but I'd hate to go through this just to come out the other end addicted to heroin or something even worse. The girl's also nice, but then the only thing I'd have is the girl. She might be attractive, but she can't keep me entertained for a decade.
I'll go with the simple shit: video games, computer, movies, books, and a garden.
0 points left.
That sounds like a pretty nice decade.
>>709943502
Future fly and pain pills.
>see into future for winning powerball numbers, no money probs lel
>can literally do anything else i want as long as i can see it's potential outcome, and since i can fly/take a lot more damage, there exists no boundaries on earth above sea level
>>709941398
Rollins
>>709945252
>wish pill
>lets put life on an infant baby easy level where toddlers can get shot in the face and feel nothing because I simply wish it
You're the kind of anon who plays games on Very Easy or Peaceful setting, aren't you?
>>709948633
You'd get wish AND money pills??? Holy fucking christ this is some radioactive autism
>wish to control the central banks of the world
>money is no prob and you get a new wish in 5 weeks
>>709954128
#2 and #3 are the only real options.
I think I'll go with #2.
>>709941398
desktop
skylight
mayo doctor
vidya
kitchen
hygeine
tobacco
kitten
ill lose out on 5 mil for all that for 10 years. not like i cant skype people or go on omegle. with op's limited internet rule. dont even need netflix.
>>709963723
Who else thinks OP no download or video subscription service rule is bull shit ?
Mr OP , tear down this rule.
>>709941398
you niggers are wasting your points on sex and distractions
>full kitchen
>gourmet chef
>skylight
>library
>mayo clinic doctor
>dog
>>709963946
even without it i have my cat.
>>709954128
1. It will outlive my wife, and I can recreate her, in a very limited sense, after she is gone from this earth
