I'm unmotivated as fuck /b/ and I have an essay I haven't started due tomorrow. Please motivate me.
Not getting an F on it.
If you don't do your essay, I'm going to kill your whole fucking family in their sleep tonight.
No matter how you try to change the wording, stale pasta is stale
essay on what
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Which pasta do you think I'm using? I have to write a lot more than 200 words.
>>709938901
there's nothing we can say. either you are going to do it or you're not. both actions have consequences, it's up to you to decide which the lesser or two evils will be.
also this is a doujin dump thread now. dump any all comics you guys may have. i'll start
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>>709939745
there's one good reason to do the essay and thats to make sure you don't end up posting shit on 4chan like that
>>709939745
Ok, every 300 words I write, I will look at this thread. Thank you based anon.
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hot damn. check em
>>709938901
Just go work on it for 30 mins, reward yourself with a TV break. Repeat. Then work on it 1hr, browse b 30mins. Repeat. Work 1.5 hrs, 30min reward of your choice.
Dunno how many hours you have until deadline, but this method works for me when not motivated, plus I really enjoy those reward breaks. Also, picture yourself in 6 months time, what will you be wishing you did differently when you look back to this point?
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WITNESSED.
>>709940254
Keep posting thanks.
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>>709940254
just here to help
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no prob anon
If you don't do your essay or reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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>>709940797
Here's a TV tropes article about your plight.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RidiculousProcrastinator
Feel free to click on any links you find while there, and explore around a bit. You might find something to motivate you.
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I NEED IT
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>muslim hentai
this should be interesting
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http://www.essaytyper.com
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>first doujin I ever see about muslims
>turns into a rape
>kekes shall be had
>>709941705
dont stop pls
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all good things must come to an end anon....
>>709941923
thanks a lot anon
>>709941923
Another one anon!
>>709941923
on to the next one
>>709942148
no prob
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gotchu >>709942153
anon
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kinda weird how this started as a thread of a guy looking for essay advice and it morphed into this....guess that's just the magic of /b/
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>>709938901
If you fail out of school you will end up being a Barista at Starbucks for the REST OF YOUR LIFE!
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>>709938901
Repeat after me
>you want fries with that?
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Do you quarrel?
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quads don't lie. Do it OP
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Halfway done anon. The fear of being a NEET is really pushing me.
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alright, for any lurkers, here's the next one
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aw, had a thing going there for a little while
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https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati/cat-face-ep
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alright lurkers, here's another one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
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Just do it!
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alright lurkers, here we go again
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>>709938901
this is so fucking weird i just went on /b/ to procrastinate.
1000 word lit review due in tommorow, little bitch task n i cant motivate myself
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does it need to be typed?
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>>709938901
Are you submitting on paper or through email?
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Thanks for all the material amigo!
>>709949684
alright lurkers, this will be the last one
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no problem
>>709949948
the name of this one is masochist game for anyone interested
>>709950562
and there's that.....hope you anons enjoyed my doujin dump
>>709950761
What?! That's only like halfway through! But thanks anyway
>>709950761
Dump the rest.
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like I said, the name of the doujin is masochistic game.
>https://nhentai.net/g/128481/
check it out for yourself
>>709950761
way too much fatty.
>>709951639
thank you anon. you do god's work
