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Ok guys. This is a crazy bitch from work. Like I'm talking

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Ok guys. This is a crazy bitch from work. Like I'm talking "knife you in your sleep" psycho bitch.
She's cute, but I'm not sticking my dick in crazy.

So.... Dubs decides.
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say "I hate you so nasty little sausage"
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stick your dick in her
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>>709936460
Fuck the pyscho
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>>709936688
Oh shit
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>>709936460

> Princess, please rape my ass with a strapon
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Please send me a pic of your feet
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What would you do if I just held you down and kissed you again and again?
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My dick is like Negan's bat, long and sharp.
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"You're welcome"
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>>709936765
Roll
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>>709936742
>>709936688
Ok fair enough... Get me laid /b/
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>>709936776
So close, Roll!
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>>709936800
WINRAR
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#Trump2016
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>>709936804
"Fuck me"
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>>709936833
Winrar
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>>709936776
I roll too
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Send me a picture of your dick.
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My dick is like Negan's bat, it's a mind crusher
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>>709936800
Let's see them toes OP
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I want to have a long term relationship with you. Come over.
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If you has to fuck anyone on the show, who would it be?
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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Come over and play with my sausage baby
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I put peanut butter on my ass and let the dog lick it off.
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My dick is like Negan's bat, long and sharp. (again x))
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Will you have my baby?
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>>709936988
winrar
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>>709936460
Your bait is as lame as the pic used to make the so called psycho bitch. Troll....
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I'm gonna fuck you like that bat fucked glens face
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>>709936988
Bam!
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The Walking Dead? More like the Walking to my Bed. Let's have some sex. You can even sit on my face and hear my mumbling attempts to breathe as you smother me to death.
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>>709936460
is it weird if im interested in you sexually
>what anon
Is it weird if im intrigued by twd emotionally
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Make sure you end every sentence with "for sure"
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Now show me your tits
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thread has potential, get OP laid?
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show me your tits now
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>>709937046
Dude don't blow this just fuck this bitch.
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>>709937104
Oh yeah, roll
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>>709937098
this
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>>709937046

ask her to come over and watch the show. literally all you have to do
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>>709937191
re
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interested in giving me a HJ while watching next weeks episode?
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>>709937104
Roll
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>>709937212
roll
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How about you come over and I'll use my dick to smash your head in like a baseball bat
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I want to deep your feet in lube and fuck my ass with them.
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>>709937271
>>709937104
Reroll
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How about you come over, cuddle me and we can watch the show together? ;)
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>>709937297

holy shit this bitch wants it
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>>709937299
WINRAR.EXE
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>>709937262
Rolling
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>>709937299
WINRAR
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>>709937297
over the thought of pounding you babe
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>>709937299
Win.rar
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Goddamit /b/...
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How about you peg me tonight
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not just the twinkle toes
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How many fingers did your daddy normally use?
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>>709937297
Yeah, your feet are hot. A pic of your tits would be better though.
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>>709937433
>>709937455
>>709937466
WINRARS!!!
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Did I tell you that I'm half black?
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>>709937433
CAN'T STOP THE TRAIN BABY!
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>>709937433
>>709937455
>>709937466
Winrars
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>>709937466
this winrar!
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Those are some sexy feet for sure. Mind sending me a pic showing a bit more of your legs?
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>>709937466
Dubs
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>>709937500
holy shit its raining dubs.
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>>709937466
>>709937455
>>709937433
WINWINWINWIN
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Only some people god wants to rewards this kind of chance. Take the chance and stick your dick in crazy
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>>709937046
Not bad looking

Now ask her the wrap her toes around something long and thick, maybe like a hand rail or a bat handle. Send a pic of that, thanks.
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>>709937418

you retard. trying to win the approval of /b/ instead of getting laid. epic winrar xD

if she actually responds positively then she actually is batshit insane
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>Op makes tread for dubs probably not expecting this much win.rar
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>>709937181
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>>709937433
>>709937455
>>709937466
>>709937499
>>709937500
all these in this order op
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Sorry, i meant Dip My hands and touch your ass*
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>>709937629
LMAO @ Kevin
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Dont listen to them
Use dubs that will get you laid
Not all of them
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show tits bitch
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>>709937683
Roll
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okay. seriously though. can you stick a sharpie in your pooper and send a pic? also write the time, day and my name on your right cheek.
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>>709937629

Literally going to be this easy. Slam that crazy cumdumpster.
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>>709937683
This
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>>709937762
fuck off faggot she likes crazy
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>>709937766
winner!
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>>709937762
This.
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Holy shit guys
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Fuck your feet are hot. Want a pic of my throbbing cock?
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>>709937802
reroll
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>>709937629
Also I am completely okay with plucking the pubes of your hot twat with my teeth. I'll pretend to be a nigger and youre my sexy hot cotton field. Xxxxoocxxooxx
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>>709937766
Winrar
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>>709937766
>>709937683

Another Win
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I'm getting suggestions from 4chan on how to seduce you, but I think they're trolling me.
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>>709937859
eww never mind
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>>709937859
damn girl, you got me hard
Show them without bra? (winky face)
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>>709937859
Now undo that bra for me please. You are so hot and all I can think about at work is you, and how you look like beneath those clothes.
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>>709937802
rollerino
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>>709937859
That's a bra. Nips or nothing
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Do you wanna come over and fuck?
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>>709937963
roll
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I said your tits. Not your bra
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send her a dick pic

DUBS GET
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>>709937873
Reroll
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If you don't send her a dick pick right NOW you're a fag
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>>709937964
Rolling for this
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>>709937859
Why the fuck aren't you dating this angel OP?
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>>709937994
reroll
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>>709937802
rollllllllll
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>>709937994
Rollin for this
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>>709937967

Reroll
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>>709937967
roll
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>>709938013
roll
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Listen lassie, we've done our little dance, but it's time we get to the main event. As they say in Scotland, a friend with a Cock is one ready to dock.
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>>709937963
reroll
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So why haven't we fucked yet?
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>>709936460
TV show is garbage, please start reading the damn comics
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my bluff on what? Hard and long just for you :)
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Tits in a bra are not tits
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Roll
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>>709938024
rolling for this
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>>709937766
Winrar
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>>709937994
Roll
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>>709938013
Roll
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>>709937859
Come over now, i want those tits on my face and your toes round my dick.
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>>709937994
Rerollin
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>>709937859

Damn baby u gettin' me all BONED UP
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>>709937994
Roll
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>>709937859
okay, now without bra
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>>709937859
Show me what's under that and I'll show you what's under my underwear (;

If she sends tits you have to send dick
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Can you undo your bra for me please?
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>>709938066
winrar
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>>709938066
win
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>>709938044
op winrar
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>>709937967
Rell
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>>709937873
Roll roll roll
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>>709937994
Jay Kay Rolling
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>>709938051
Reroll
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>>709938066
Win
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post here her kik
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with a bra? you're holding out on me
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>>709938033
Dub gets an answer... You DONT understand how crazy his girl is...
Look at her blog man...

Neglectedmaiden.tumblr.com
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>>709937994
Roll
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>>709937964
Rolan
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>>709938120
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>>709937994
Roll
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>>709937859
Post the pic?
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>>709937994
Rollin
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Whats her KiK name?
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Let my eyes gaze upon thy butt cheeks
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Show me your dick!
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>>709938167
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I make a hella good smoothie. Tryna fuck?
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>>709938066

Winrar
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>>709937994
Again
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>>709936460
Ok OP your in now just get more nudes and ignore dubs
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Wanna see my dick
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>>709938120
Roll
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God Damn. That'd be nicer without the bra!
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>>709938044
WINRAR
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>>709937994
I got you op
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>>709937859
You should come over and watch it with me. You can show me the rest at my place.
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do the opposite of what you said and stick your dick in crazy
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>>709937994
rollin
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>>709937994
Roll
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>>709937964
rollerino for this
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those toes would feel great around my tongue
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>>709938051
No fucker over here says that ya wankstain, any mare a yer pish nd yer gettin a malky
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>>709938255
Haha win
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