what martial art is the most useful in real life situations?
>>709880652
boxing
A gun
>>709880767
/thread
>>709880652
fisting
Parkour
as long as it is not a traditional martial art it is fine
but preferably grappling if you have to fight
Probably boxing or krav maga. Or a gun.
Tai Kwon Do
>>709880652
MMA
>>709880652
1:29:38
https://youtu.be/Ua8Tgv99Ljc?t=1h29m38s
Kung Fu, of course. Start at timestamp
>>709880652
Running away
I believe this is Tae Kwon Do. But im not 100 positive.
I think a combo of Muy Thai kickboxing and Brazilian Jujitsu is the best...
Mma
>>709880652
MMA
>>709880767
He's right!
Aikido
>>709880652
something in a .40 S&W realm, but optimal would be .357 mag
Jiu jitsu.
>>709881036
Thats not tkd hes just flaling around
Any form of mma is gay. Boxing is the ultimate
safe behind my keyboard.
>>709880961
>Tai
>>709880652
BOXING OR MUAY THAI
and
WRESTLING, BJJ, OR JUDO
>>709880652
Anime
>>709880869
triggerdiscipline.jpg
in the extremely rare situation that you get into a fight whats useful is going to be whatever you already know and are used to doing. If you are going to train just for street fighting you might as well walk around with a bat because most martial arts are built with the idea that you are in a ring and have to follow certain rules. Pick a sport, learn it, and apply it if needed. Knowing /b/ you are either obese or a skinny twig wanting to beat the shit out of someone because of insecurity.
>>709880652
Being a redneck.
Joga. Transfer your mind to some other place while getting beaten by thugs.
Muay Thai fighter and venue bouncer here. I have the most trouble with wrestlers and bjj guys.
Hello /b/, I'm a cripple from the waist down. I got very buff strong arms from wheeling myself everywhere. I'm sitting and my head is on the same level as the average guys belly. I can hit their head with my range, but they could evade easily if they expect it.
What material art would be most useful to me?
>>709880652
probably any that involve grappling as that is what a fight is likely to devolve into
>>709880652
BJJ is suprisingly useful, once on the ground most people have no idea what they're supposed to be doing.
>>709880652
That one where you rigorously train the index finger on your dominant and nondominant hands to press a 3 digit sequence of numbers into a wireless device that calls multiple well-armed men and women to your location quickly to render aid in times of crisis. I think it's called reality-jitsu.
Being gay, just open your butthole and the fight is over, because you gonna get fucked
the one you practice in.
Training every day in fucking tai chi will give you a better sense of spatial awareness balance and movement than doing krav maga 3 times in a month and then never going back to it.
>>709881499
also guns are not allowed here
>>709881036
The problem with Muy Thai and BJJ in real life situations is the fights are not always going to be 1 on 1 or in locations that allow for grappling. Good luck grappling when you're on concrete or blacktop and someone's buddy comes and stomps on your head while you're choking his friend out.
Ideally boxing and krav maga only because krav is the only martial art that deals extensively with firearms and knives and focuses on scenarios that are likely to occur (getting robbed, jumped, etc). Curriculum also teaches grappling, clinches, etc.
>>709881690
This as fuck.
>>709880652
mikado
>>709880767
>>709880837
>>709881143
You're all wrong. Learning just one art isn't good enough. A lot of fights end up on the ground, and hence why Jujitsu would come in handy.
What I've learned from the experts: master a few arts, not just one, and because most people aren't trained, you will have an advantage over most people.
>>709881891
Kek
>>709881191
It looked like TKD to me cause of the second kick he snapped back. Like they do in TKD. Like I said I was not 100 sure.
Anything that trains you to think with weapons.
Do the following thought experiment: You have to punch the floor 20 times. How hard do you dare to punch? Now pick up an object in your room, that is harder than bone, that you can hold on to. Anything made of wood, metal, or even glass if it's thick enough. How hard could you hit the floor with that object.
Many seemingly mundane object can be tremendous force multipliers, and a serious approach to self defense must take this into account.
>>709881690
Literally only person in the thread who knows what they're talking about.
Read some Geoff Thompson books. He knows his stuff.
Thing is, the guys who go around picking fights and proceed to beat the crap out of their victims rely on a handful of dirty tricks that they have practiced to perfection. Sucker punches and headbutts and so forth.
A lot of well practiced martial arts guys have been beaten to with in an inch of their lives by guys who just knew how to land that one first hit.
>>709880820
/thread
I would argue actual MMA (not the random shit that people train you and claim MMA...but literally having studied multiple arts).
If you had to pick out one, I've heard Krav Maga is very good. My personal experience is with TKD, Kung Fu San Soo, Judo, HapKiDo, and American Free Style.
If I can say anything, I would say "Don't expect to really use it." Every art I've ever studied has forms. It's slow and deliberate and structured. There are rules. Even in sparring matches, there is structure that you rely on.
Street fights are the opposite. They are retardedly fast, dirty, and there are NO rules. If you can kick fast and know you can, take out someone's knees. Is something uncovered? Pop em with a kick punch. Better yet, bust a chair over that asshole's head and then rail him in the guts.
A street fight, again, is fucking dirty and VERY quick. Your goal is to put them down just as quickly and focusing heavily on forms isn't that useful. You need the athleticism, strength, and coordination, but a lot more of it is going to be intuition and knowing what to do on the spot with where you are and what's around you.
>>709880998
Thankyou for this
kamasutra
>>709882139
Same fag
>>709880652
Karate/Jujitsu for form and body memorization.
Muay Tai for efficient takedown/disabling
Boxing for basic defensive endurance (though it's sloppy and shit compared to karate)
>>709880820
>>709880869
He asked for martial arts, not "how to be a cowardly faggot 101".
>>709880906
kek
>>709880652
Kravmaga, best for me, but i guess systema, boxing and streetfight-traitor-style-go-for-the-eyes saouls do the trick
>>709880652
The art of running away.
Wing chung
>>709881261
For wrestling, it depends on the fight. Usually it's going to be just fists, but if you can get in there, you can fuck them up with a double
>>709880652
This nigga know how to, dirty fight is best fight
>>709880652
for a dumb street fight, boxing, but for a real 'this guy is gonna fucking kill me' fight, dirty fighting, no joke, you think anyone is gonna continue fighting you after you bite their nose off?
>>709881696
Carry around a bowie knife
>>709880652
Having been trained in a few martial arts (not dedicated MMA), I'd say it depends on circumstance and what you're trying to do. If somebody else attacks you, say a bar fight, then a grappling art is helpful for just restraining the guy until the cops show up. If you're picking the fight, then get some training in a striking art (I'm partial to the Kokishun branch of karate and its face kicks), so you can end the fight as quickly as possible, before he gets the chance to turn the tables on you.
If youre ever in a fight situation, just strip naked and helicopter your penis. Noone messes eith a man who's mid-helicopter. But if you really to use a martial art, any of them are fine as long as you're naked and stroking you're dick at the same time, it's called distraction.
>>709883656
>streetfight-traitor-style-go-for-the-eyes
kek
Bujinkan
>>709884145
But what if what i want to fight is INJUSTICE????
>>709881191
>>709882006
It is the usual badly teached and washed down Taekwondo americans teach.
To practice Taekwondo the old ways means the same as going a good Karate schoool, it takes discipline, sweat and blood to ge to a decent level.
The worse part about all this is that this same kid will become a "Bluck Bel" and teach the same bullshit over to more young deluded and unsuspectful people.
>>709884273
Injustice is a very subjective thing. If you're talking about government establishment, most military and police forces are trained in grappling, so you can either focus on staying out of their reach or taking control of a grapple and beating the shit out of them. For more general advice, grappling for 1v1 situations and striking for against a group.
kung fu
>>709883489
>not dying is cowardly
>>709884748
>Implying living as a coward stupid asshole is better than dying as a gentleman
ninjutsu and maybe a little bit of taijutsu. If you know genjutsu then you're automatically the winner
>>709881499
Learn how to joust
>>709884858
Made me laugh.
>>709884858
>GG
>NO R
>>709884830
*tips fedora*
>>709880652
avoidance
>>709884748
It's sad but you do have a point. Thanks to the conservicucks anyone can walk into a DMV office and get a handgun carry permit. Hopefully when Hillary gets elected next week we can finally start getting guns out of the hands of the everyday citizen to make all our lives safer. I just don't understand why people feel the need to carry a gun when we have the police and government to protect us and keep us safe. We should all just trust the police, the government, and the military to keep us safe. No one needs a gun. Guns are for the cops and the army. No one else.
>>709881499
Have you ever thought of escrima sticks?
If you have good upper body strength and range of motion, it would give you a reach advantage in the short term.
You can easily adapt a fitting so they snap in on your front wheelchair supports, and you can just drop them if your opponent gets in close so you can grab him.
>>709885159
This is somewhat true but also top quality bait. I like it.
>>709883656
>traitor-style-go-for-the-eyes
>>709881600
have fun getting stomped by the dudes friends when you're trying to straddle him.
>>709881499
Are tasers legal where you are?
>>709881750
exactly
>>709880652
Crab magma
>>709881036
More fights ITT!
Headbut before the fight even starts
For close quarters - wing chun and hsing I
for hands - kenpo or philipino boxing
for kicks - muay thai or TKD
for ground fighting - aiki-jiujitsu (predecessor of aikido and modern BJJ, used for samurai)
and of course the mental aspects of bachiquan are great
but none of it is worth of shit if you dont do energy work like tai chi
and of course none of it is jack shit without tai chi
>>709881519
bullshit, most fights are decided at fistfight, then the looser could try to grap you but just give a nice knee to head and thats it for grappling
gonna go with boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2DirtL7JBg
>>709880652
bring-a-gun-itsu
Drunken monkey is your only hope you beta fags can't fight no matter how hard you train. It's not in your nature.
>>709880652
brazilian jiu jitsu is the only right answer
The art of avoiding ghetto areas and not being an asshole
>>709884883
Underrated post.
>>709885475
Spoken like a true faggot
Gun kata like in Equilibrium
:^)
>>709885426
Shitty advice mate, maybe where are you from some retards guys who want to play tough come closer to your head for smouth dirty talking, but here this is not gay head-touch before fighting, its more like a glass of beer coming really fast to your face, headbutt not required unless you'ré wolverine
>>709880652
Standup and grappling, arts with name is out in 2k16
Krav Maga is Bullshit
I fought some dude swearing up and down. That he's trained in krav Maga since a young kid
Came at me trying to get some retarded hold.on Me and what I think was. Hip toss
Poped that fucker three times in the mouth in the process of him trying to lift me
Fight over
>>709880767
As many street fights/bar fights end up on the ground, would you guys recommend some sort of wrestling? Or maybe Judo? Where would one go to learn boxing and wrestling?
Boxing without a doubt. It teaches you every fundamental about fighting before you start to specialize. From breathing and staying loose to generating power in your punches starting from your feet through your hips.
>>709880820
There's always this faggot.
>>709880652
Learn boxing or kickboxing to fight on feet and keep distance from opponent
Learn bjj to take care of fight if it goes to ground,break a limb or choke ouy,walk away
Those are the only two styles you need to learn,period.
Fuk that gay bullshit I stab n shoot niggas that wanna jump up
>>709880652
>MMA
mix of all martial arts. includes boxing so it beats boxing
>>709885846
please, direct me to your better ideas
>>709886097
I recommend you three years of any wrestling (grappling is ideal), and one year of boxing, It's fair enough to kick 95% of common asses.
>>709880652
de-escalation
>>709880652
This is the deadliest form.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rfMajEy8lc
>>709886345
Sometimes, you may be fighting one guy, but his friends are going to jump in whenever they can. How is your scenario with multiple opponents?
>>709883489
It's a new art, called triggerneering.
>>709886404
Tell that to Ronda Rousey.
>>709880652
jiu jitsu
>>709886648
Are there grappling classes? Are there wrestling classes? I think this would be great to learn. Where would I learn it?
>>709885989
he probably didnt know shit and just talked big like anyone else bragging about their "experience"
Bujinkan
>>709885322
>thinking any martial art will help you when you're outnumbered
Most fights end up on the ground. Better to know what to do there.
If you're outnumbered nothing will help. That's a fact and all expert martial artists agree.
>>709880652
Probably Wrestling. Not that WWE shit.
You need an art that has both striking and excellent ground control
>>709887163
Post here your address and\or a facebook. I will help you.
>>709880652
Stick with boxing and wrestling...most fights start standing and they almost always end up on the bottom. Learn to throw a goddamn punch properly and don't be a faggot.
i have used a a blend of shotokan karate and aikido to be rather usefull in a scrap. however your mileage may vary. honestly most styles if you train like you mean it and have a combative mindset will stand you in good stead.
i personally dont rate most of the one-on-one ground styles as once you go to the ground his mates are going to kick you to death. Try and find a style that teaches you to deal with multiple attacks at the same time. also in a lot of fights your likely to get stabbed up. best advice is take up sprinting as well as your fighting style of choice anyone who tells you dont have to run sometimes really hasn't been in a real fight where their life is in danger.
>>709880652
Muay boran, you gonna be unbeatable
>>709887365
not the same guys but there are styles that teach you to use opponents as shield and blockers to avoid multiple contacts hitting you at once
Boxing for striking.
Judo for grappling.
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for teabagging.
>>709887365
see this
709885566
MMA would be useless in this situation. Boxing allows you to out manuver your opponents and use their numbers against them.
>>709886491
Not being gay for starters
>>709880652
It's more attitude and experience than the knowledge of any martial art.
Flashy shit like Wing Chun, Kapoeira, and basically all Kung Fu is only good if you're one on one against someone who doesn't have any fucking idea of how to fight. Consider them useless now that there's basically no one who hasn't seen a guy in a movie or TV show throw a proper punch and can emulate it.
High Kicks have no place in a real fight. They're far too slow, and leave you far too vulnerable. Tae Kwon Do, Karate and all that high-kick shit sure looks cool, but it won't do you any fucking favors in the real world. Forget about them.
What counts in a fight? I'm no expert, but I'm a Mexican who grew up as a poorfag, so I've seen my fair share of fights and even was stupid enough to participate in a few. From what I can tell you and I've learned, what I can say is:
1) Just don't. If you can avoid the fight, do it. People are armed, people have friends who will get back at you even if you win, you're risking your life or getting a life-time injury. 99% of fights are not worth it and should just be avoided.
2) If you MUST fight, then don't have any second thoughts. Psyche yourself up and abandon all doubts. Rush forward, try your absolute hardest to be the one to initiate. Do it as suddenly as you can. Hit fast, hit hard. Don't just stop there, either. Keep pushing forward, just pummel your way to victory.
>>709887978
lmao muay boran isn't for when you want to win a fight, its for you actually want to kill someone. Most of the shit that actually makes up muay boran is banned in every type of competitive fighting. I also suggest learning it btw
>>709888562
3) You're gonna end up in the ground unless you win or lose in the first few punches. It's inevitable. I don't know if humans have shit balance or what, but it always ends up in the fucking ground. If you know how to grapple, do it. If you're on an advantageous position and can hit without being hit back, do it. Else, kick the shit out of your opponent and move your legs like your life depends on it and try to back away.
4) Be sure to run away if you think you're gonna lose. Being in the ground and kicked can kill you. If you think you can lose, run the fuck away. Fuck being called a pussy or a coward or whatever. You're risking your life here. Don't be a fucking hero, just run away. If you can call the police before the fight starts, do it. Again, it's just not fucking worth it.
5) Honestly? Just carry a fucking bat or bring some friends if you know there's gonna be conflict. If you're the kind of low-life that must get into fights all the time just get a gun or something. If you're a respectable, civilized human being (unlike I must sadly admit, my peers) just don't fucking get into fights and solve your problems peacefully.
>>709880652
>mdma
be like water my friend
I think most MMA gyms will teach you a good mix if you're willing to pay. Ground defence is very important as well as learning a good punch
>>709880906
bwahaha
>>709888562
you would be shocked what an actual wing chun master can do, not the movie shit. Its actually fucking scary. But, you are 100% right about the whole 2) section.
Wrestling or judo or something like that. Best way to fight when facing knife attack
Pipebomb
I guess im partial to kyokushin karate myself. I've always learned it in a self-defense setting and not as a sport.
But if I had to pick the one friend I would never want to fight it would be the guy that teaches judo. We both agreed it wouldn't end well for either of us.
>>709880652
Wing Chung, Muay Thai and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu with Hapkido and Aikido thrown in for good measure. And proper boxing lessons. Mix all that with general street fighting (dirty fighting) you'll be sweet.
>>709888718
>suggest drugs
>Bruce Lee quote
>Bruce Lee died from a reaction to a tranq he was given
>kys
>>709888800
I'm not undermining what masters can do, from Wing Chun or any of the other martial arts. They've trained their whole life, and I wouldn't dream of beating them in a fight even if I do call their martial arts "unpractical" or "useless". My point is that (IMO) there's no real way to train yourself to a street fight, and most of what you would learn in a sport-like martial are is useless.
Punching (hooks and jabs maybe), LOW kicks, grappling and tacking. Biting, even. Knees or elbows if you're really fast, and really good. That's, as far as my limited experience can tell you, all there is.
>>709889236
it was just a joke. I don't even do drugs. sorry to have offended you however I do agree with >>709889233
>>709880652
Reading.
>>709883800
My yellow nignog <3
>>709880652
muay thai and brazilian jiu jitsu
>capoeira throws he best kicks tho, but muay thai is faster in heat situations
Someone thread me
>>709880767
Absolutely right.
/thread
>>709881911
Op says what martial art you fucking retard. Not hey everyone learn every martial art.
>>709889775
Provide mom's tit pics
/thread
>>709881911
Wow master of common sense! How did you get so smart? Why hasn't Anyone else thought of this before
>>709880652
Krav maga 100%
>>709880652
I have been in a couple of fights, and I have trained both boxing and MMA for a couple of years each.
Both are relatively useless when you are in an actual fight. The only thing you will find useful is the training of how to hold your guard, and the training to ACTUALLY punch someone in the face, like you mean it.
As a lot of people mentioned, most fights end up on the ground after only a couple of seconds, and you can forget using fancy wrestling moves when you are on an asphalt street wearing a shirt and pants. Only basic shit like getting out from someone that is sitting on your chest is going to help, and again, the willingness to beat the living shit out of someone before they do it to you.
People saying "what happens to your BJJ when it's more than one guy" are retarded.
Doesn't matter what martial art it is, BJJ, boxing, Muay Thai, whatever, none will save you when there's more than one person. You run.
As for one on one situations, which are the only ones worth considering fighting back in, jiu jitsu is most important, then boxing. A man can't do anything to fight back when half their body is being constricted.
Anybody that says running from multi-man fights is cowardly are faggots and I hope they don't come crying here after one guy held him down while the other two systematically broke his limbs because his boxing isn't functional against three guys. Real world advice is different from this alpha-4chan-faggotry. Jiu Jitsu, then boxing. It's all you should need.
>>709880652
Pencak Silat
But only if you don't want them getting back up
GOD TIER
Muay Thai, Jui Jitsu, MMA, Kickboxing
GOOD TIER
Brazilian Jiujitsu, Capoeira
MID TIER
Wrestling, Discipline Chinese techniques (too much time to master)
SHIT DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT TIER
Boxing, Krav faggat (by alone, they are shit as fuck, you will be down in the ground before you even get in ready position.)
I train kick boxing and I win most of the fights I get in but at the end of the day people can still grab something and smash you with it which no martial art will help you with that.
>>709881499
punch em in the nuts?
>>709880869
A fucking Taurus? Do you plan on beating them with it after it jams or what?
>>709881035
This. Long time ago this. Punch ups are for semi-evolved trogs. Grow up.
>>709880652
>>what martial art is the most useful in real life >>situations?
Doofus detected.
>>709891385
liver blow? powerful af
>>709887816
I got in a fight once, and my aikidojudo training helped me out, but I think I just got lucky and was able to use momentum of the drunk guy. Got him on the ground and kicked him in the face and ran away!
>>709891061
And one more thing, related to what
>>709891122
said. Being used to getting punched will help immensely, even if it is different with gloves on. You will be able to keep your adrenaline from rushing and keep your cool, or, you won't freak the fuck out
>>709880652
Muay thai
Krav Maga 100%
>>709891491
how to run away if backed in to corner?
>inb4 pull out my gun
>>709891613
The best technique is having the other guy be drunker than you are, much more than you are if you can help it
>>709880652
touch butt in the park with a pool noodle
>>709891627
Yeah, any built up tolerance to strikes could save you the stamina to save yourself from life or death. Pain tolerance is king.
>>709880652
Kick boxing
>>709880652
Krav maga/boxing
>>709884830
>>709883489
>Dying because you failed to bait someone into bullshit anime-level hubris
>>709880652
Streets of Leningrad taught me one thing. If fight is inevitable, strike first.
>>709880652
thug-jitsu
>>709880652
tang soo do
>>709881499
Rise out of your chair and fight like a man faggot
>>709880947
Grappling is fucken and ill never understand it in real life fights. Why the fuck would hug and cuddle with someone you are trying to shut down? Ill stick to keeping some measure of distance between me and smelly men
>>709883656
kravmaga is an Israeli martial art so they would much more likely be doing a jew-style-go-for-the-wallet and jewlery
>>709880869
those fat fucking nasty fingers
>>709880652
Tae-Kwon-Do
I'm a 4th Degree black belt I know what I'm talking about.
yep
>>709881499
I recommend the good ol' NUTCRACKER
>>709891912
damn that's good
>>709884883
Topkek
>>709884858
ninjutsu involves taijutsu and budotaijutsu ..
not being a dumb faggot and getting into a situation where you have to fight fucking retards, its 2016, get educated and stay away from niggers.
>>709880767
Boxing is a sport, not a martial art, and Wing Chun/JKD are specially good for stopping any boxer/kickboxer
>>709892160
im a pro boxer. i could beat you up.
>>709880996
/thread
>>709892160
Tae-Kwon-Do has predictable strikes.
Aikido and BJJ, JJ are way better.
>>709892356
have fun getting leg checked to death
>>709892415
You have a bigger advantage if you're able to control you targets body rather to strike it.
What's with all these faggots and wanting to cuddle their opponent after a fight? It's over once they hit the ground, just walk away for fuck sakes
>>709880652
You cant really go wrong with plain old run of the mill tae kwon do
>>709880652
nigger-fu
>>709892160
>Tae-Kwon-Do
doesn't even bother competing in the octagon, cause it will get ass raped
There's a little known martial art called "get the fuck out of there". It's based on the teachings of Yuso D'hum and includes the philosophy of mundane awareness, which will notify the practitioners that it's time to "get the fuck out of there" and "not be where you're going to get your ass kicked". It is, by far, the most effective method of self-defense. For only $9.95 a month, you will learn such genius techniques as "maybe I shouldn't be in this neighborhood", "I'll shut my stupid mouth before I get it punched", "I don't need to go to the store right now, there's a riot happening", and "If I punch this person, they'll probably hit me back, so I'll just leave". Call 1-888-cmn-snse today!
>>709880652
Krav Maga. It was literally invented by Jews in Nazi Germany to fight back against Brownshirts and the like. The entire point is realistic combat. Fuck the other guy up as quickly and efficiently as possible.
>>709892443
most street fights end up in the boxing/grappling range. it would only take two quick punches to knock out someone. them leh kicks are pretty weak, i could easily dash them
>>709883489
anime is not real life you faggot
>>709880869
We spotted the fat guy, I repeat; WE SPOTTED THE FAT GUY!
Also adding on to any BJJ posts, if the other guy has enough time to kick or punch you, you didn't fight nearly aggressive enough. At full force it shouldn't take you more than 2 seconds to double-leg someone. From then, getting any chokes or locks, or just clocking them against somebody who's completely inexperienced is piss easy. People who don't think wrestling works fight like faggots.
tongue-jitsu
>>709892443
taekwondo rarely spar and when they do its really light, even your comeptitions are not even proper fighting. your martial arts is for kids.
>>709880961
No. This is a sport and not really usefull irl same situation with "ka ra tay"
Source: back belt in tkd
Boxing is good because you can learn to land a good punch and the fight is over/ buy time to run away
Krav maga is also a better option (possibly the best) as it's a mix of all the best shit
>>709882759
100% THIS
>Every art has forms
>It's structured
>There are rules
>Street fights are the opposite.
Martial Arts are mostly bullshit when it comes to street fighting for these very reasons.
>>709892618
krav maga people dont really spar though because what they learn is so leathal, so most of them dont really learn how to actually fight.
>>709881499
Use some jutsus
If you are serious about martial arts go to this forum. We're all professional or amateur MMA fighters:
>>>/sp/72224514
>>709892612
thoroughly giggled
>>709880652
Capoeira
The dancing fight style developed by Brazilian slaves to combat the Portugal colonists. It is disguised as a dance, but what makes it so powerful is the fact that they get significantly more power than almost any other martial art. They use their whole body in every blow and the transition of energy with each blow to the victim can actually cause internal bleeding and can easily break bones.
>>709892777
Nice trips. Also, I'd say most people could easily break Martial Art conventions if necessary. They aren't bound by it, thwyre just most effective in that situation.
>>709880652
muay thai, boxing
>>709891912
It's like in Historical European martial arts, never turn your back to your opponent.
>>709892876
most martial arts are kinda shitty because they dont spar. the best "martial arts" are combat sports like boxing and mma
Im a black belt in kenpo, but its fucking useless
Go for mma
A real life fight is over when one person's friends get there. You're going to be outnumbered, outmatched, and probably stabbed if things have escalated to the point where you have to fight off attackers. It's rarely 1 on 1 and usually better to not get into that situation in the first place. Learning a martial art won't protect you against numbers.
>>709892858
>>709892618
thanks to TV, I can't hear these names without laughing due to ridiculous events.
see: Bob's Burgers and The League
>>709880652
whatever martial art that doesn't pussify their students to the point where they don't throw the first punch.
The only three things that matter in a fight is who gets in the first clean hit, who has a weapon or a buddy nearby to make the fight unfair, and who hits the ground first.
If you throw the KO punch before he puts his hands up then there isn't any martial art that will unfuck his jaw.
>>709892990
Yeah, any martial art that doesn't have sparring is useless. You can't realistically expect to fight someone effectively if you've never fought somebody before in practice.
>>709880652
17 years of Judo and 1 year Muay Thai here.
Enough to take 3 down so far.
>>709893064
>Learning a martial art won't protect you against numbers.
yes it will. if someone is a really good boxer he will easily knock out the first guy and then his friend. untrained people are weak as fuck because they have zero defense and cant throw a punch or kick
>>709892612
save'd
>>709886272
Eurofag or nigger confirmed.
>>709880652
Judo
>>709892355
Boxing is a martial art. You're a dumbass.
>>709892105
Should be called Jew jitsu amiright
>>709893434
not really. its a combat sport. people do boxing because they want to get involved in the sport, and some for fitness. you could use it to defend yourself but that isnt the intent of it
>>709880652
krav maga, boxing and MMA aren't martial arts.
Pro rasslin
>>709880652
Running. FAST.
>>709893274
Can't wait to see the on reddit haha. XDD up voted
>>709892831
PVZ is gonna look like that again after Karate Hottie gets through with her
>>709880652
The Quickest way to learn to fight: MMA or some shit like JKD or VTK.
I practice Shaolin Kung fu , it takes too long to master, but a certain level it becomes deadly.
>>709881239
>Boxing
Truth
>>709893869
you just wait. it will find its way there in due time.
in due time everything finds its way there.
>>709885170
That's very smart, thanks. Carrying something in my hand hinders my movement though, need my hands to push. I'm pretty fast though. Just gotta try it out.
>>709885334
Close range ones, not ones you can shoot
all MMA is based upon homosexual love making positions
>>709881499
Tae kwon-do
>>709880652
Experience.
>>709893488
Jew-jitsu is just having a lawyer on speed dial.
Jihad
sucking dickjitso
>>709881911
Master a few arts? Wtf?
>>709883489
Stupid! Any fight you walk away from is a victory. Look at Ryan Jimmo. Dude was a badass UFC fighter and still got killed.
>>709893654
Yes, and if in a hypothetical world, boxing was an art developed for risk situations, even so, I would not consider boxing a martial art, I would consider boxing a martial art system, because almost all civilizations developed some form of boxing.
combat56
>>709880652
Krav Maga
>>709895196
>Implying UFC makes one effective in fighting.
>>709880955
This
>>709880652
I've been training in boxing school, and I thought it would help me in some situations, but one day when I was going to home from school bastards from high school has beat me, and I understood that all martial arts its bullshit, better buy the knife or gun xxDDD
>>709884883
This post is underrated as fuck.
>>709880652
Ancient sword welding
>>709880652
So many people with zero idea of the term "martial arts".
OP did not ask for a sport like Boxing or a serious self defence system like Krav Maga but a Martial Art.
And MMA is a mix and not a martial art itself as the name already implies.
If you want to do a Martial Art that gives you the best real life appliance, I'd probably go for some Kung Fu, but good luck finding a decent instructor outside of China.
If you're just looking for self defence in general, then go for Krav Maga or Systema/Sambo.
The civil version of those are not always the best but once you get into it you might find a chance to learn the actual original millitary versions of it.
For self defence, stay away from Martial Arts and Sports - yes they help, but so does just training your general fitness and they are less efficient for learning self defence compared to actual self defence systems.
>>709895893
you are probably shit at boxing or got sucker punched. if you where good at boxing, you should of been able to knock out the bully quickly, then again, kids are typically weak as fuck and im guessing you 're young if you're in high school. what did the bully do to you
>>709880820
Tfw I dont fight but just in case I get in trouble I carry a bottle brandy and moonshine in my bag so I can use drunken boxing, I look like an idiot but it works for me.
>>709881499
You are a transformer, just transform into a jet and melt some steel bars
>>709886097
yeah but then his friends come in and start stomping you on the ground
>>709883687
Actually something my dad taught me was a stance that blocks the face, blocks down low in case they kick for some stupid reason, and you're mostly facing to the side so you can easily run away
>>709896481
I also mixture of boxing and wrestling
>>709895662
Are you really this stupid?
>>709880652
Krav Maga
>>709880652
Wrestling.
You dont fight. You learn to bring your opponent to the ground and make him submit
>>709880652
Experience
>>709880652
Kenpo karate maybe?
The art to suck a dick out of any situation
>>709884223
finally. some practical advice that i can use in a real street fight. all this other mental masturbation is useless.
Anime
>>709880652
Breakdance/capoeira/tango dun jun do
>>709893869
kek
>>709896181
I disagree in part, I consider self defense a branch of martial arts, since the meaning of martial art is art developed for war (martial comes from Mars the Roman name for Ares the Greek god of war).
In this sense I consider Krav Maga and other similar arts as martial arts, which are more efficient for urban self-defense than traditional martial arts for being modern, however, traditional martial arts still are effective for self-defense, even though the traditional martial arts are outdated, the essense of defense still remain, being the martial artist able of interpret and apply the art according to his needs.
>>709880652
>military Krav Maga
>Combat Sambo
>Systema
Any one of these three.
>>709881036
He looks more like a flailing nancy boy than a martial artist.
>>709880998
thank you, I watched all of it. This was a wonderful documentary.
>>709896181
We have some pretty great clubs in Canada. Lots of chinese people though, I was briefly taught by a Mr. Miagi type motherfucker
>>709881499
Use your Nut-kun-do on them
>>709880652
Kansas Kwan Ki do
Good luck finding anyone that teaches it though.
Combo of Boxing, Judo, Handgun, Linoleum knife, and hooked cane.
The guy that created it in the 80's has long since retired.
>>709880652
Grappling
Biting. Bite the fuck out of a big mother fucker and he'll still recoil.
Smith & Wesson Style
Jelquing
>>709885989
If he ever had any actual training in krav maga he would know that krav maga is all about self defense, you are not taught how to initiate a fight, everything is focused around repeating exercises where you learn to instinctively defend against all sorts of attacks.
>>709880652
taekwondo
Anyone who actually practices MMA knows that the single most useful Martial Art in a real life situation, i.e. Bar Fight or Street Fight, is taekwondo.
>>709896481
No you don't. You don't have to be drunk for drunken boxing. Stop being so autistic.
>>709881036
Do u notice how 3 identical looking oompa Loompas walk out of a room right as the video ends?
>>709898601
The difference for me here ist in the "Art" aspect. I would not consider Krav Maga an "art" in the way of Martial Arts like Kung Fu, Karate etc.
The (traditional) martial arts just have a lot of "hocus pocus" around them that modern self defence systems just shed of.
It's not bad and for personal growth it might even be better than pure self defence sytems, but in terms of an efficient way of learning to protect yourself, self defence systems that got rid of the "art" aspect are a lot better.
Beside that I agree, that if you put a lot of energy into training a traditional martial art, you'll get good as good at protecting yourself as with modern self defence systems. It's just that if you want to have a life outside of training, you want to look for efficiency.
>>709880652
Panze Kunst
Tusken
>>709880767
nah m8, kickboxing is more effective at decking someone
Leg range / strength >> Fist strength / range
>>709880652
Karate, it's the one that's most easily applied to a sudden fight with a nigger on the street.
Judo is nice too.
Tae kwon do is shit-tier.
>>709899281
The problem with krav maga and all the "military" martial arts is that they're the same as karate and judo but with a complete disregard for katas and protocol. This means that you'll be able to learn them quicker but your muscle memory won't be properly trained. You'll be able to stand against random dudes wthout training but if you find yourself fighting someone who is also trained in a martial art, you'll have a tougher chance of winning.
>>709880652
I have been practicing wushu for 10 years but the best fighter i have ever met (thanks to my master that is always searching for other teachers to show us other styles and martial arts) was a Russian guy using Systema (He was an ex-spetsnaz or from another russian corp). In real life situation, i mean in real danger, it's the most suitable way of fighting. Krav maga is useful too but most of the combinations just aim for genitals etc but even an untrained foe will protect his genitals and weak spots.
>>709896167
>Sword welding.
>>709885989
I learned Krav Maga, never used it except to instruct a course I teach for my university. (I'm certified.)
To me Krav Maga is 0% skill, and 100% tactic. A tactic of attempting to overwhelm you opponent. Most well trained fighters in other martial arts are easily able to defend against it. As for the common man, it varies and is heavily dependent on their reaction time, and if they have been involved in fights before.
So winning a fight against a user of Krav Maga, meh, I am not surprised.
Following the manuscript of Fiore, of course.
>>709880652
not a martial art but Krav Maga for situational awareness. boot the fuckers knee, get in a stamp/kick//punch as he crumples if possible and leg it before his mates stab you/dogpile you.