What's the last text message you received from a person
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What's the last text message you received from a person of the opposite sex say?
>>709879098
What ever text message my mother game me....
Godnow i remember how sad my life is, fuck you OP i hope a nigger rapes you so bad you wont be able to shit properly.
How is he?
>>709879098
an obligated birthday wish from my cousin. 6 months ago. :/
If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep.
The last message i got from a female that wasnt my mother was: ''stop talking to me anon, i hate you''
this was 10 years ago, still hurts
My gma sent us chicken and noodles so we have that here
>>709879098
Regardless, I'll speak to you later. Much later. Maybe not at all. Goodbye, anon.
It's a comment
>>709879098
"Hey, 7pm at the pub?
>>709879098
"you really need to start using condoms or at least pulling out, my husband is getting suspicious about all the plan b I've been buying"
"ahahahahah"
Yeah i know
>>709879396
this is getting worst than all those faggots that posted the banana everywhere.
>>709879766
I hate women
I probably can't talk on here for a few days ok?
I have a feeling K is going to ask for my phone pw soon, to give the kids a game, or something like that. I'm sorry. Is that OK? Just email if you need to.
"You're a dick"
>>709879903
Welcome to hell
>>709879098
"Rise and shine! See you at the trailer at 7:30!"
>>709879098
A picture of my squad chilling in a hotel room
>>709879766
You wish anon
>>709879766
Brah.
>>709880028
Me.
"So tired!!"
>>709879098
Looks hot, but sounds like a bitch
>>709880293
Looks like a bitch, but sounds hot.
I don't know if I told you but I'm gonna be at work until some time around 2-4 so I'll text when I can
"dont worry babe, i'll be home shortly. becca is giving me a ride home. wait... there's someone driving towards us on our side of the roa
"I'll be in there in a second"
>>709879098
"Im home safe xxx love you lots"
>>709879098
"be well" , after she told me she doesn`t want to be more than friends , and she doesn`t think that even being friends is a good ideea. So basicly it her last words were " have a nice life"
>>709879098
She's ugly dude.
"Enjoy ur porn"
"Pretty boring, just band stuff c:"
>>709879098
I would have replied with "unlike your eyebrows, my dick is real".
>>709879766
plan b is too expensive to be buying regularly and it's not good for you. can fuck with fertility in the long term for starters
fake and gay
>>709879396
You're a cunt.
>>709879098
"Of ik stuur het door"
>>709879766
Go die n get aids cunt. Hopen your husband doesn't already have a std or hpv from you
"I'm on a bus", poetic really.
>>709881058
lol, haelthy relationships huh?
>>709879098
Those sons of bitches leave so fast
"Less than 20 hours" and a bunch of emoji to show her frustration at the schedules at her job
>>709880293
Looks like a dude if you ask me.
>>709879098
"I'll be the one who backs her ass into you as she pulls her wetsuit off"
Buy bread
>>709881048
Hou anders gewoon even je kanker smoel??? kut turk
>>709879098
>>709879453
Adding this additional requirement. My 2 most recent texts are from female family members.
From an actual girl...
I don't know, somewhere by or near her purse or somewhere on the bookshelf by the downstairs bathroom
>You have great experiences! (y)
>>709880669
Fuck off, John Spartan.
"enjoy it" (after I told her I was having dinner)
So my body isnt used to it
''I didnt feel anything'' this was after sex.
"Thanks for the great sexing you did to me yesterday. I'd be happy to let it happen again"
"Probably somewhere in SF"
Not San Francisco, but Sioux falls
>>709879098
Okey Dokey (heart emoticon)
Me too! We gotta figure out plans lol maybe one of these night just
not as late as tonight hahaha ️
Feels good mein
>>709879098
>Bizarre but also not good
she was talking about a dream she had
>>709879098
"Still no sister love?"
>>709882394
cringe
>>709880635
you live in detroit by any chance?
>"hahaha let's do something tomorrow instead :)"
Asked her to hang out. No surprises, we didn't do anything the day after
Was actually a pic msg
"The one everyone hates. He has land and is taking him to the vet to see what's up. Text me when you go on break <3"
My gf hit a deer and called some guy to come rescue it because it didn't die. I'm actually pissed because she was too weak to use the pistol I bought her and put it out of its misery.
>>709883329
Why didn't she call you?
>>709879098
"I'm drunk"
>>709883427
She tried but I have to put my phone in a locker while I work
>>709883427
Plus there was no body damage. Wasn't really a big deal, just the fact the deer survived complicated things.
"Sweet dreams"
>>709883329
She took a fucken selfie with it.
>facepalm
Lol np
>>709879396
y tho?
>>709883827
I dont understand, what's the big deal here?
"I'm outside"
>>709882849
>>709884781
Holy shit that's hot
Just swallow
"You my main hoe"
she's azn
Hyi vittu en halua
"Goodnight love xox"
"I'm heading to bed now anyways. Have a great shift. Will see you tomorrow. Night xx"
>>709885673
>>709879903
>>709879396
Fuckin' a.
Women don't text me back. :T
"Shakira is from south America"
>>709887419
??? context
>>709887485
girl from spain that i met 2 weeks back, i like to send her random shakira lyrics and she always says stuff like "shakira isnt from spain!!"
>>709879098
"I know you do, though I can't really control it. Like right now I don't feel particularly angry... not at you, rather. I don't know. I find that shoutiong at someone or humiliating them face to face are much more fun."
>>709879098
nicht mehr telefonieren?
no phoning anymore?
"you call :)"
>>709879098
"hehehe:)))"
>>709879396
Yeet
"Rawr" from my Asian friend who I play WoW with and I want to bang.
>>709879098
I'm at the police station and I'm pressing charges.
"Youre a terrible person"
>>709879396
Fuck off
A thumbs up emoji
>>709888397
what the fuck
How did you sleep?
>>709879098
Semi ex wife. Yall want pics?
>>709879396
Nice
>>709879396
Fuck
i think your dirty underwear is stinking up my room...my mom keeps saying that she's "smelling something" lol
>>709888590
Yes
>>709888747
Girlfriend..and no I don't bathe and idgaf
>>709880293
Anybody else notice the 'stashe?
"You know I love you but you have got to realize that sooner or later, there is." Don't like this girl, haven't responded because idk what the fuck the "there is." Means
>>709888760
Thats us on wedding day. Shes an amazing woman, i was very lucky to have her. But do to a terrible heroin addiction, i may have lost her. Its not for certain yet, i might still have a change to fix things
>>709888520
I'd rather not go into it in case they come for my phone.
She's making dinner, after spending the day fucking 2 coworkers and then going back to fuck her boyfriend.
>>709879098
>"What we're watching.."
accompanied by a picture of the cover of stephen king's IT.
from my little sister. I don't know any females that I'm not related to.
"Don't get too crazy anon :P"
>>709888970
Gross lmao
>>709888970
Nigga pls why Heroin fgt
>>709888970
fucking stop doing heroin maybe? Don't be a pussy.
>>709880293
>>709879098
imo, she's funny...
>>709879098
Why U late on rent?
>>709889545
>Calls a guys wife gross
>doesn't post his own girl
do you see how you're the faggot here?
:-*
>>709889593
>>709889545
>>709889609
Yall have no idea what its like
>>709888590
ha, I sent that link to my ex girlfriends
>>709889695
Kekd
>>709889823
Fuck i cant even have a snack next to my wife without her bitchin about me chewin.
Nigs gotta eat
>>709880293
She has bad skin
>>709879098
Ok goodnight sweet dreams and I love ya
>>709884781
Me: Oh, you don't know
Me: Fucking dj licked my penis when I sent that
Carolyn: ahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: ~.~
Me: Cat tongues were not meant for blow jobs
I was naked and petting her back while she was laying next to me and you know how she licks back sometimes or licks the air
Me: Well, she was licking the air and I guess she lost her aim
Me: And bam, slurp the penis
Carolyn: jesus
Carolyn: feel violated? xD *giggles*
Me: Scariest most horrible feeling in the universe
Me: I just stared like this for a full minute
Me: D:
Carolyn: *comforts*
Carolyn: well at least you know you can get pussy whenevs :x
>>709888970
Ffs you idiot
I bet she's even the dominant one in your relationship
>>709879098
5 girls
>okay!
after telling her a place and time
>I really want to come over tuesday but there's less buses due to the holiday. I'll keep you posted
>tonight?
after asking her what she was doing, I didn't reply back
>hmmmmm
after I declined her invite for a walk in the forest with a special "desert"
>that's fine, what hour?
after inviting a fwb for wednesday after not talking to her for 2 weeks
>>709890028
same shit. First they accused me of eating with my mouth open. So I would look at them with my mouth closed and chewing and they still bitch "its too loud!"
we just threw in movies to get over it, but there is seriously something wrong with women and chewing
>>709880293
so she's a size queen?
>>709890157
>>709889545
Is that better fgt?
Ha look at that thirsty autistic fuck that commented. What does that even fucking mean?
Fb cringe is strong with this one
aww thank you. you are the greatest friend in the world
>>709890157
Die.
Luh u Anon
shes a homie
I think she thinks I like her but I dont
lol
>>709890425
Tryin to keep a gf and not be hungry at the same time.
The fuckin struggle /b/ro
"Definitely!"
I have the opposite i fuck my gfs lil sister atleast 8 times a week
>>709888590
page not found
>>709890493
shadup and go back to the needle luser. the sooner you od the better.
>>709879098
"awwwww haha :) day will pass quickly!"
>>709891123
Ha! Well done m8
"I hate my job"
t. my gf on friday
"ty ty"
>>709890774
The context was that I was mentioning that we should hang out some time soon.
>>709882650
Kek
"Im going to cass's church for trunk or treat"
Hey come in at 3, gm cut herself cause she said she already worked 7 days in a row
Literally the lyrics to the Kirby Right Back at Ya! theme song
>>709888322
>playing wow with a female
How is your 2/7 normal progression going
>>709888970
>not realizing this street shitter is only with you for a green card
i lava you :-*
>You never reply to my messages :(
>>709879396
Cunt
>>709879396
Fag
>>709879396
nigga
>>709879098
You too, sleep well.
Oh man.
"You never know~" from a friend of mine earlier today.
Can continue with greentext if anybody's interested.
My male gay friend talking about 4chan
>>709879098
>"Nein"
...
Last was a short conversation. (Only talk to her monthly at best)
Me- "Hey, are you free anytime soon? I would like to grab coffee and chat"
Her- "Hey! I'll have to get back to you on it. Taking 7 classes this semester on top of working the two jobs and getting stuck babysitting this weekend has been filling up my schedule."
Me - "No worries. I just figured that we should meet up soon"
Her - "Definitely!"
>>709879098
My gf is a chink and she says “eye-browns”. I never corrected her... 4 years and it still bothers me a little.
>>709879396
Hhfujjhgu
>>709879098
OK, thx.
>>709879238
>your a fucking dick
ex gf
"Mavis beacon LOOKIN ASS"
Shit hurts man.
>>709879098
"Kiss me then"
>>709879098
Whatever you have in mind, don´t do it without telling me, ok?
"You need to come see me more.
Bastard"
In a foreign language,
>Nah didn't hurt that much
>Will do it again
>>709893723
attention - /b/ girl detected
attention - /b/ girl detected
attention - /b/ girl detected
>>709879098
And yeah, I dont know, its just super accessible.
Pretty much.
"Thank you I don't know what's going to happen to her but I hope she will be OK"
Her grandma is in the hospital
>>709895619
uh what
>>709879098
Done
>>709879453
Mine was "stop texting me"
"I love you :*" from my fiance
>>709879238
I second this.
>>709880994
ok detective
>>709879098
"Night Otoutou."
Coool :D
>>709879098
It says "I love you. He went one week with out shitting out side of the box".
It says, wow I'm just moving on up in the world haha
>>709879396
>3
qqq
>>709880994
It's not really that expensive and not every woman cares about their fertility. I sure as hell don't want kids and wouldnt care.
"Probs cuz you're my favorite son"
>>709879396
Ree
>>709879098
Phone games are superior...and redpilling those ppl is a lost cause
>>709879098
So many dudes don't get laid now, at all, because of social media mostly. It's painfully obvious. We all got laid when I was in HS, now snarky bitches(male and female) can conference on how to be monumentally evil in groups. What fun.
Mine was, "I still love you even though you can't stand me." In so many words.
"PleAsE" copy pasted. I fucked up my relationship with her so that was a couple weeks ago.
"Hey babe! How is work?"
(kiss emoji)(blush emoji) thanks baby
>>709879396
That's a weird text to get
>>709879396
tfthfvjhy
>>709879396
Kys
>>709894352
It's you're not your, clearly it was for the best
>>709879396
Why
"I'll be there at 8". She's talking about Tuesday morning, and she's full of shit.
"If you don't reply to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight"
>>709879396
Ayyy
>>709899505
$50 a pill is pretty fucking expensive
>>709890390
Harems are a lot of work, anon. A couple of those might be about to duck out. Enjoy the boost to your ego while you can make it last though. It's really not hard if you're not ugly and not an autist, but it's more trouble than it's worth and tends to be considered an "asshole move" for admittedly good reasons.
>>709903657
Not as expensive as an abortion
>>709879098
Hey sorry I really don't think tomorrow is a good day to hang out I just have a ton of stuff to get done before the summer ends and before I leave later this week
I don't know, what do you want to do?
> Yes
This was from my friend. We dated in 2013 and there have been a few moments between us since over the years. She's now a couple months pregnant but her bf was murdered.
I thought things were normal between us but now she's talking about us going on a road trip together. I don't want a relationship with her, I don't think it would be good for either of us, but I'm wondering what she's thinking. Maybe it's nothing.
>>709879098
"Hahaha! Yoo this is u now"
About two hours ago.
Sent her an a meme related to an inside joke we have.
>>709879098
Suck your own eye brows then, you chinky whore.
>>709904393
Don't do it. She wants stability and financial help because she has no bf but has a baby on the way. She'll grasp at things she doesn't really want all in the name of self preservation. Don't be her wallet, even if she's your cock sleeve.
>>709904611
Alpha detected
Its funny what people think is impressive. Fucking kek. Sluts are not an accomplishment, at all. Easy is easy for a reason.
A phone number
>>709879396
my daddy
>>709904712
I'm not sure that she does though. I'm not great at reading women.
>>709879098
"Omg Clayton you just made my day (with a bunch of heart emojis and shit) I cant wait to see you tomorrow!" So basically going to fuck tomorrow
"I guess you're right"
>>709879098
>Oooooh
It's not as good as it sounds
She said she's off to work and she can't wait to see me again
>>709906374
So you weren't sexting?
"AHAHHAA THE CAP"
>>709879098
"moan moan moan xx"
>>709905576
>I'm not great at reading women
Then pay attention to people who are. Listen, she might not be. But from what you've said about the situation, it's pretty likely she is. Luckily, either way you can treat the situation the same. Just don't catch feelings. You can still be her friend and still be there for her, but don't get so emotionally invested that you start crying on /b/ about how "how bad you want to hold her" or some shit.
If this road trip is something you'd actually want to do with a friend just being friends, then go for it. But otherwise I'd decline. Even if she doesn't want a relationship now, the closer you two get, the more likely she will shift to wanting it.
>>709879098
"Psycho is on"
>>709879098
yep
"If you exaggerated so what. Just enjoy the blowjob and the tele-tubbies orgasms and stop worrying."
I'm getting dinner at QT, want anything?
"Can you help me do this question"
>i have nothing
>>709879396
Why did she send you that?
mAY BE, MAY NOT
>>709879396
go an hero
>>709880036
I got the exact same text out of the blue a year after i last saw one of my exes
I'm okay with this.
"please please please"
all the babies just left here
>>709879396
Fag
>>709879098
A disappointed reply from a girl when i told her i was too busy for her to come over
>>709879396
Log of shit
better than tinder! plenty of horny asian sluts of your city on http://shuu.de/uQ1
i was complaining to her why we dont sext as much
>>709908428
>had a very deep chat about you
What is that supposed to mean
"You should cross the streef"
>>709909261
I have no idea she sent me this at like 4am and now she doesn't want to talk about it
