Melbourne teenagers are an embarrassment thread #2
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Melbourne teenagers are an embarrassment thread #2
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stop cunt
>>709871944
This could have been prevented.
Just look at those neon lights. I wonder if this positioning is symbolic of something?
Someone wanted more of the big-nosed girl?
Here she is with the 30 year old guy
i'm gonna sum it up:
>r/streetwear faggots
>shuffling faggots
>ugly kids with good looking skanks (how)
>yellow teeth
>moustache (girls too)
>unibrow
>>709871944
More of her?
>>709872202
he prolly fucked some underage cunt that night
>>709872202
yes mate
keep em coming
>>709872416
Lol
>>709871944
what's the bet she's gonna be popping a new kid out every few year to get the pension after tonight.
These two seem to be awfully close to each other
>>709872146
fuckin strewth, the girl with the glasses is pretty good. Any more of her?
>>709872416
Looks like she got lucky too
At least it wasn't with Apex's Adidas promoter
>>709872496
the niggerest nigger
I wonder what it's like to be so short compared to all the girls around you
STRAYANS are ugly
not even a sigle good looking person in this pics
>>709872496
2Pac still alive yo
>>709872678
>2pecker
Are these the chavs of australia?
I can understand why she may not want to be seen in a picture with Chicago Bull's youngest and only Afghan player.
And why the fuck is this guy wearing so many layers? These pictures were taken in Spring, and the fucking body heat in there must be intense.
>>709872496
Just waiting on those glasses of redbull so they can pretend to get drunk
>>709872944
why does everyone have a fucking nose ring?
I don't see the point in having them line up from shortest to tallest.
>>709872944
I wonder how many dicks this little slut took throughout the night.
>YOLO
>>709872837
>>709873012
maybe they like bulls
Which club are the photos from, lol half the kids look underage or very close to it.
What drinks are served there???
>>709873030
jesus christ mate what a sight
Gnarly dewd
>>709873072
It's a club specifically for underage kids.
Hottest Lombax in the galaxy
>>709873083
Anything non-alcoholic
>>709873030
These fuckers look 14
At least they go out to clubs. All you have in life is 4chan. This thread is pathetic.
>>709873030
jesus, all of them are downright ugly.
>>709873124
yeah I looked it up, I didn't know wah wah did them.
worked in melb clubs for the last 3 years, seen some shit.
Those are some very well fed girls
>>709873194
these 2 were made to breed
i bet the booty is thicc af
>>709872667
dear god, sorry mate >>709872416
..but something is seriously wrong with ratchets body proportions
I wonder if she'll look back on these photos and regret her decisions.
>>709873258
That's because they literally are.
>>709873240
Yes but, what goes well?
>>709873100
Keep posting friendo, this is pure entertainment
>>709873338
I'm not sure if I should feel bad that I missed this shit when I was 14 or not
No amount of makeup can fix your belly
>>709873274
>Projecting this hard
>>709873409
you can find all these on the southeast sounds fb page
>>709873294
Details.
>>709871944
I am sincerely jealous of that 14yo boy.
>>709873343
Red Bull mixed with Coke, orange juice.
There's a lot going on in this picture.
>>709873514
>>709873456
trump has another daughter? :P
>>709873566
Is the girl on the floor getting ready to lick the girl's feet? I sure hope so
I don't know why they even bother coming to these events, or even leaving their homes
So what's the point in these? No alcohol, probably no drugs. It's just a bunch of energy drink fuelled 15 year olds acting like little eshays?
Please tell me somebody in this thread knows the name "David Bulman
>>709873654
>trump has another daughter? :P
Holy Kek
>>709873679
Because they have a life and you don't.
>>709873454
kinda feel the same but then i remember how pathetic these kids are
>>709872202
those yellow teeth...
Mr. /terrorcore/ showing off his magic skills to the crowd
>>709873684
Exactly. Little kids want to go to parties run by adults, but those have alcohol and are only 18+. So someone gets the bright idea to make an underage one that serves energy drinks and have a $5 entry fee.
>>709873615
how does that fucking faggot moustache guy get a girl to let him even touch her
>>709873274
This nigga
>>709873478
Sorry 4choonz thinks links are spam again
get on fb type in Southeast Sounds Enterainment services
it's like the first album, our friend big nose seems to be a regular haha
>>709873615
faces like that are just asking for a smashing
>>709873900
i am sure they drink alcohol before they get in, or they get ripped off by buying drugs for a really high price
>>709873124
Whats the age range?
the kids are lucky to have these, all we had in melb back in the day was poorly organised blue light discos. Where the cops would arrest you at the end anyway
>>709873909
>Fat ugly bitter virgin detected
Top Kek, finally someone who's triggered by that pic :^)
>>709872202
pretty sure its this guy
Interesting photo here
>>709874064
<18 is the requirement. There are kids there that are clearly 10-12 years old.
>>709874064
14-17 i think
>>709873684
>>709873900
They have plenty of drugs, my little cousin sells there all the time
>>709872667
Would fuck all these girls
>>709873615
>never grabbed a sweet teen's ass
>never will
Fuck, might be time to get a fake ID and get into one of these.
>>709871944
How is this not a meme yet ?
>>709873456
She's literally wearing an advertisement for how she can lose some weight. Exercise, heard of it?
>>709874180
>>709874139
when you see it...
you'll find brit chicks
Can't have a club without a little bit of class.
This here's a nice throwback to the Renaissance era
She will be our new queen
>>709871944
how old are this girls? how come they all have so huge breasts?
>>709874139
LOL
>>709874351
Holy fuck I'd creampie her.
>>709873030
Would take any of them home with me
>>709872818
they are the majority of Australia's youth.
>>709874351
the titties on the fucking girls
mate i cannot believe they've developed this much and aren't even 18 yet
>>709874108
i am not triggered, i am just questioning reality
>>709874245
Why would you need ID?
>>709874180
that dude just gave the skank some ground up sugar and got her to sit on his lap
Here we've got a human centipede of whores. Chokers and all.
>>709874487
<18, fuck follow the thread
>>709874487
To make yourself younger than 18.
>>709874363
Chicken hormones
>>709874487
Prove you're under 18
>>709874414
have moar
>>709874594
are you fucking kidding me?
look at the size of these titties
i cannot believe their not 18
>>709874594
Fuaaark
>>709874534
IF ONLY
>>709874594
if only they got a pic from behind
She really seems to like these parties
>>709874594
dig for more /bro
>>709874139
>>709874608
Could you fuck off cunt
>>709874638
your use of they're bothers me
>>709874554
>>709874563
>>709874584
No shit, but since most high schools don't have ID cards and you can't get a learners permit till 16, how do you imagined everyone under 16 is getting in
>>709874534
>>709874594
Dump more like this. I don't need to see dumb teens looking dumb. I just want to see hot sluts and sluts to be
>>709873931
I love you, /b/. Never change. You're one of the few good things left in life. Seriously.
>>709874533
>and I will never be able to do this to a 14yo slag
>>709874679
That thirsty dude on the right kek'd
>>709874679
would absolutely destroy both of them
>>709874679
she doesn't like losing weight though
>>709874638
>>709874685
Im guessing somewhere about 13 maybe 14 - or im totally wrong and a petite 17
notice the height diffrence
>>709874715
Dunno what school you went to, but all the high schools in my area give kids if cards
>>709874715
Do you live in Australia?
From the friends from various highschools that I know, they all have ID cards. My highschool definitely had/has ID cards, including DOB.
>>709874468
she is 14 s well
Itt: autists are mad at normies for being in the same room as moderately attractive girls
I wonder if this guy is really short, or the other guy is just tall
>>709874729
be in the present not the past
that kid is pathetic enough for being born with that face
>>709873615
what the fuck is that hot bitch doing with those ugly cunts
>>709872667
teethgirl looks like the short guy on "night at the roxburry"
>>709874917
look at that body on her
>>709874895
Pasty tongue spotted!!
>>709871944
>teenagers are an embarrassment.
FTFY
:^)
I don't get how all these short, fat niggers manage to get these chicks to crawl all over them
>>709874823
they are just best friends though
but i can't tell that from this picture
>>709874809
>>709874816
I guess it's different these days, I finished in 2010 and none of the schools in my area had them
>>709874823
the guy probably gives drugs for a kiss on the cheek
Disgusting
>>709874900
Jesus H Christ. Look at the fucking sunglasses.
>>709874982
>>709873900
wrongpartybutimhighasfuck.jpg
>>709875100
All that fucking cellulite
>>709875123
She looks so tight.
>>709875054
Holy shit wtf?!
>>709875045
drugs
One of these is not like the others
Lemme just sum this thread up a little
>you cunts
>having fun at the expense of these kids' shit pictures
>not remembering you were 100x cringier when you were their age
>pretending you can even fucking socialize like a normal person
>pretending you, as a grown fucking adult, can be less awkward as these kids are in high school
>fucking glass houses you socially retarded cunts
Look at this little fat cunt
>>709872496
BLEACHED
This guy is stuck in 2011 but is still managing to pull in some pussy
>>709875217
You sure about that?
>>709875100
now im hungry for some cottage cheese
>>709874823
old mate is deffo holding the stingers...
>>709874594
all i see here are daddy issues waiting to be exploited
>>709874351
Cuuuunt I want to give her the licky licky and have her fiddle my diddle
>>709872587
I know that kid in the middle, biggggggest fag
>>709875263
i swear i could hear the dude on the right say "gday mayte"
>>709875228
SJW detected
>>709875228
And you being here to spew retarded greentext
>>709875228
>projecting this hard
When I was 15, I went to actual parties with actual drinks with actual people having actual fun and not just sucking drug dealer dick for 0,1 gram of crushed semen in a baggie.
>>709875172
Because she's a fucking child, ya pedo.
>>709875263
FUCK YEAH BRAND MATCH ALL MY SHIT BRAH
>>709875228
nah, just perving on them
>>709875228
But it's funny!
>>709875228
Pretty much, yes
>>709875328
tell us something about him
>>709875383
Like you wouldn't xox
>>709872837
what is amy schumer doing there
This guy's genetics really don't like him.
Weird as fuck neck, and the nigga is going bald. Not to mention he's fat as fuck, but that's his fault
>>709873274
nuh uh. They HAVE to go to their shitty club, our mods wouldn't let them browse /b, so there!
Example 1
>>709874823
>the moment the flash makes you realize what you are sitting on
Example 2
>>709875369
this dude knows the truth, drugs are expensive in australia, and they are faggots anyways
>>709875526
wat
>>709875467
Dude I feel like you went to that party and didn't get the pussy you wanted because all these betas got it first...
>>709874678
found it ... the flat ass of a skinny 15 y/old
to the right
>>709875347
>>709875358
>>709875369
>>709875408
These fucking kids got fedoras in their closets, like anime, and watch league of legends.
>>709872944
Other countries want to be American so bad. Look at all their hats and jerseys. Lul
>>709875570
Thanks! Are there more?
I shall fap now
>>709875369
>drug dealer
>>709875467
>>709875516
Looks like Lukas Forchammer
>>709875430
She probably doesn't know how to wipe her own ass yet. Sorry Anon, all I would do is judge the little slut like I'm doing right now.
I wonder what is up with all the praying
>>709875554
I'm not young enough to attend this party.
>>709875383
She probably has more sex experience than most people here.
Also, 14+yo is not exactly a child. It is even legal in my country.
>>709875369
>drug dealer
really dude?
>>709875591
>only amerilards can be fans of the basketball team Chicago Bulls
>im a fat ugly faggot
okay mate calm down now
>>709874250
>not knowing where to rest his hand
>make a fist, place it on lap
>still feel awkward
>>709875626
still looking bro, i'll post as I find them bout 100 or so photos left
Lord forgive me for this underage dick I am about to receive
>>709875590
And they're still not as big of a faggot as you
Check Jordy Collins Photography on fb. Cunt takes photos of drunk sluts at house parties in Melbourne. Pic very related
>>709872944
And those people will get laid before you do because they know how to talk to other people, fedora fuck.
>>709875526
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?
>>709875591
You spelled "The entire fucking world" wrong.
:^)
Oh fuck here he is again guys, the fucken coolest kid on the block. This guy is the most alpha of all alpha 12 year olds.
Watch for this guy, or he'll take your girl back to his house and fuck her after his parents go to bed
>>709875660
praying not to lose their virginity after sex like Mother mary..
>>709875776
Nah mate.
>>709874487
so no mexicans can cross the border
>>709872086
waaaaah
>>709874917
She's only hot because of the makeup, without it she's probably on the same level, she has a big ass forehead too, 2/10 would not bang
This guy with the myki at hand, you just know he's prepared to make a quick escape for the train station when things get heated
>>709875761
Jordy CP
maximum cringe
>>709875732
You are literally the kid that wears trainers with white socks, short sweat pants, crew neck sweat shirts, and a huge back pack to class, all topped off with a haircut you've been getting since you were nine.
>>709875661
Having a bunch of sex is nothing to be proud of, there are billions of cunt on this rock. Quality over quantity.
14 yo's are annoying as shit, and aren't as good in the sack as a woman in her 20's. I was a teenager once.
>>709875974
HAHAHAH FUCK, nailed it
I didn't know the Bloods and Crips were on such good terms
>>709875660
Recently hung out with fresh 18 year olds at a club (They went to my school and remembered me and my mates)
Praying randomly to shit is like 11/10 comedic gold to them, they kept doing it over and over and it made me want to kill myself
Also dabbing, dabbing randomly is all the rage still, it hurt my soul every time they dabbed in a 18+ night club...
>>709875671
Quit being jelly faggot.
>>709874534
I'd take 3, OP.
>>709872667
God, why do murican, australian and british girls always look like 40year old truck drivers
How old does this go up to?
Are DJ's taking picture with 15 year olds with big tits?
>>709876102
Double moonman?
>>709875690
That fucking face on that girl, Jesus Christ. I'm going to have nightmares now.
>>709874753
Looks like Yung Lean
>>709876059
teen poonani brings them together
>>709873034
>>709872587
>>709872448
>>709872321
What kind of faggot thread is this? Sounds like a bunch of butthurt underage faggots.
MODS MODS MODS
Billy and Cletus bout 2 get lit
You can tell this guy is fearing for his life. Fatso forced him to take a picture together so he can look cool but he wants none of it
>>709872496
how are those adidas apparels suspended in mid air?
>>709875421
He's a tiny fucking faggot that tries to act all tough. He thinks he's an eshay because he wears adidas shit and has loads of other faggot friends that he could "roll" you with.
Sorry for the late response anon
>>709876200
nice try reddit faggot.
>>709875761
Holy fuck, its like he asks the girls to kiss each other.
>Pic related 16th b'day party
>16th
>>709871944
all teenagers are an embarrassment, dude. grow up.
This guy knows what he's doing, bringing some class with him to the club with that Ralph Lauren polo
>>709876303
does anyone want to go halves in a rape charge?
>>709876229
Top Fucking Kek
>>709875971
How is < underage? wtf
>>709876385
This.
Can we get you Aussies banned from posting here? Kthx
Holy fuck. That's degenerate. What is the correct course of parenting here if your kid wants to go to one of these?
>>709875367
that guy is <18 dafuq?
>>709876341
>>709874796
is this a club for underage kids or something? instead of alcohol they sell prune juice and sparkling water?
>>709875228
Nothing cringier than those socks anon
>>709874895
>>709875825
I wonder if the kids' parents ever seen those photos. If I did, I'd punch them in the face
>>709876415
>class
>polo shirt when not on polo field or locker room
pick one, pleb
>>709876059
They teach the kids about photo bombs before moving on to pipe bombs
It's like he knows he'll probably get hit by a car later that night, so he made sure to wear some high-vis clothing.
>>709876417
Yes. Buying the tickets as we speak. I get window seat.
>>709876303
A-are those her areola
>>709876229
Glorious mullets
>>709876303
Damn, so close to a nipple showing
>>709876229
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>709876279
do you lift? he couldnt be more then 60kg, if that.
fighting him would be legit like one of those "how many 7 year olds could you fight"
Someone's gonna get killed tonight
>>709876229
Those fucking nails are dirty
I grew up in a town known for its clubs and nightlife. There were a few of these 'nappy nights' about when I was a kid. I can safely say that 100% of the kids here attend solely to tell other people they went and make people who didn't feel shitty. Peer pressure is the best marketing tool for the under 18 nights.
>>709872587
Does anyone want the Instagram to the kid in the middle? You could potentially find the account of that hot chick if you dig deep enough.
>>709871944
WOW! The Australian Gene Pool is fucking empty!
>>709876563
"call me", "finger me" and "grope me"
>>709876097
Yeah, and you play into those jokes, unless you're socially retarded, so you can stick your dick in them.
Look at this man all high and mighty with his fedora of virginity. He's literally smarter than all of those 18 year olds because he beat them at their game.
>>709875825
He's not taking my bitch anywhere. I will follow him to his home inside the elven forest and I will pillage his magic village
> be an aus 18yr old male
> See a bunch of younger guys having a good time with hot girls
> Super upset I wasn't like that when I was that she
> I know what will make me feel better
> Post on the chan
> Hurr durr look at these normies reeee
Oh god they all look so disgusting! How embarassing. I want to hit these kids between the legs so they dont get children.
>>709874139
><18 is the requirement
That'll be the first time I'm buying ID that makes me younger than I really am
>>709876680
implying most clubs arent like that anyway
>>709876516
nah my dude, most of these were shot at wah wah, usually a +18 nightclub.
Lol I've worked a couple of these on the bar, mostly they do virgin cocktails same price no booze, lot of sodapop and redbull
>>709871944
Looks likes she's about to go for a fukin run
>>709876563
It's to make them look like tradies so they feel tough
>>709875291
dude looks like an Oblivion character lmao
>>709876792
The venue is Wah Wah, but the party is for <18s
>>709874143
but 90% of them are fucking 12 yrs old?
>>709876665
LOL ROLLLING SO FUCKIN HARD
>>709876755
Your cuckhold nature will prevent you from having children
>>709876757
Are these bitches really underage?
Jesus christ.
Line up ladies, I got enough 14 year old dick for all of you
>>709876757
>>709876303
WE DEMAND MOAR AREOLAS
>>709875825
Oh no this is the worst nightmare o please kill it shoot him
>>709875690
this guy looks like a scrawny john cena
>>709876681
oh fuck yes
>>709876755
this, i was a pedo before this thread
i really hope these kids are drunk or on drugs since if not this is the saddest thing ever
>>709876717
kek
>>709876857
y are u complaining faggot
>>709876751
Nah, these types only go there to get pictures of their stupid pseudo-designer clothes and act like they have a life, look at their eyes, they are all dead inside.
>>709876949
>>709876757
Wew I went to school with her
>>709876949
more
>>709872587
I wonder what it's like to get fucked by a hot girls titties from behind. Can someone please find this manlet/stud and ask him?
>>709872667
Look at the snozz on that snozzberry
>>709877016
>>709876229
holy fuck, redneck father and son
>>709877016
That is some hot jb
>>709876712
Yeah man, totally play into those jokes when every person in a 20 meter radius is trying to avoid them
great idea m8 10/10 tell me your secrets
>>709876949
>>709877016
Go on...
>>709876874
not even making sense
>>709876919
Jesus Fucking Christ, how did they even let him in?
>>709875825
Salty fag detected.
Why are you Aussies such bitches? Don't you have a bunch of deadly critters down there?
Sage all fields
>>709877016
>>709877048
>>709876949
ughghgh moar plis based anon
top fucking kek
>>709876279
no problem bro, thanks for the response haha just like i imagined him. i just wanted to hear it so i can compensate for my pathetic life
>>709873909
By going outside
Fuck man, maybe i should go to places with shitty music too.
>>709877180
>>709876887
idk I just went on some fb page some guy in the thread talked about
>>709876938
>>709877026
>>709875467
holy shit i know the dude in the back. dude is a complete and utter faggot.
>>709876751
>Super upset I wasn't like that when I was that she
>>709877180
One on the left needs to get pregnant christ
>>709877219
>>709877180
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.
I WOULD POST A REACTION IMAGE BUT THAT'D MEAN ONE LESS IMAGE FOR US. MOAR OP.
>>709876681
yessss
>>709877180
That fucking kid ruins the picture
>>709872146
>Focusing on guy in the background
>>709877111
It is Melbourne, mate, they are mostly pompous, self indulgent, whiny brats who act like their the best fucking city to grace Earth. They do not represent the rest of us.
>>709877215
His dad came? And wtf kinda magic ritual is that bitch performing? top kek
>>709876984
@pazzstar
>>709877180
Holy shit I need my dick in that tall slut so badly, I'll sacrifice a stadium of elderly people to Satan to make it happen
Well, I hope you enjoyed these two threads guys.
There's another party happening right now, I'll post the pics when they upload them.
>>709874693
>>709876229
typical /b/ users
>>709877180
i would lick her shitter like an apple fritter
>>709877350
WHERE IS THE GIRL WITH THE NICE ASS AND THE LEGGINGS?
>>709877266
@pazzstar
Here you go bud
>>709877219
I see faint nipple through this someone whip out their X-ray skills
>>709876500
Kids always had dance halls and socials you fucking retard. If not like this then in parks smoking dope and drinking.
If I had a son I'd not only allow this, but buy whatever clothes he wanted to go out in, give him pocket money and pick up the kids right after.
Would probably allow moderate, supervised drinking in the house.
I just don't want a beta virgin kid. Let him learn what girls are into and are not into through trial and error.
If I had a daughter, she'd be too tired with tutors, music and gymnastics to go to that shit.
>>709877350
>that unattended phone in the background next to them
I'd just go to steal a fucktonne of phones alone, would be a piece of cake
The eyes give it away immediately .... they're all dumb and ignorant as a bag of hammers. Depressing and scary... because they will breed, own guns, vote, drive, and raise their malnourished spawn to be morons just like them.
Every country has their own version.
Close this thread now and try to forget about it to the best of your ability.
>>709877111
Trips confirms. It's only melbourne though. That city life makes them a bunch of fags.
>>709877448
Seconded
>>709877345
>>709877419
Fucking Kek, never change /b/
>>709875570
His thumb. His fucking thumb.
More of big tit slut
>>709877448
Nigga you right. I just tilted my phone and there is deffs nipple at least on the left side
Fucking lol
>>709877500
>pick up the kids right after
Fucking cuck
>>709877311
You say that Melbourne is mostly this and that while in the same post saying they don't represent you, surely those people don't represent all of Melbourne(and no I'm not from there)
>>709876887
That photo is from the album called "Victoria lovee's 16th!" on that guys facebook page. So yes... underage.
>>709877652
KEK HOLY FUCK
>>709877636
that looks like a vodka bottle lol
the absolut mad men got wasted!!
>>709877652
lol look at shitskin skrillex on the right...
>>709877636
fuck me i would feed that cunt so full of GHB and meth that she'd be trying to suck her fathers approval out of my jap's eye
>>709877419
Holy shit I lost it
>>709877675
>not picking up the kids right after to bang the drunk sl00ts
Fucking fag
>>709877500
Oh yeah I'm just worried about the daughter. I'd let my son go no probs.
Thanks fuckhead.
>>709877732
keep em comin
where are you getting these?
>>709877736
Melbourne is good when you get outside of the city. Eastern suburbs is fucking great
>>709877754
That's from a diferent venue, not the one OP made the thread about, so it could be an over 18's party.
>>709877808
Facebook search 'Jordy Collins Photography'
>>709877817
Fuck yeah they are
Narre is the best
>>709877675
>kids walking around town dressed like adults with pockets full if money and expensive gadgets
You fucking autist. That's the responsible thing to do.
Pick them up in an escalade, after party at yours. Let the vibe mellow out. Kids pair up, kiss etc. Wait for their parents to arrive.
>>709877789
>Not realising you'll be taking them each to their own homes
Dumb cuck using all your gas money on other kids, while their parents are having an orgy together with you wife included.
>>709877770
don't dog the boys
How is this little kid in so many photos, and what the fuck is he wearing
>>709875016
>Muh dick
>>709877799
Your son won't come home pregnant.
>>709877736
Melbourne is an anomaly of Australia, and while I'm sure there a large number of good people there, the vast majority I have encountered and seen act like my previous statement.
>>709877946
>Doing as other people expect
>Not taking the chance to bang drunk sluts
>b-but they expect them home!
Kys
>>709878008
You wouldn't happen to be from NSW would you?
>>709877971
16 yr old b'day party :^)
