if /b/ can count to 5 I'll post the best webm you've
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
if /b/ can count to 5 I'll post the best webm you've ever seen before this shit website gets eradicated
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>>709870828
Omg u won >>709870813
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you dare come back here? what makes you think you have the right? you break the fence. you insult my wife. you push my child in a ditch. and you dare step back on my lawn? i could have you executed. for what you've DONE. to MY FAMILY. in MY HOUSE. and yet you come back. what makes you think you have the right? you pin my dog to a tree and cut him open with a knife???? how dare you even show your face here? i ought to take you and throw you in the ocean, but i don't. if you stay i cannot promise my mercy will extend much longer. you dare come back here after what you've done? you take my mother and you KILL HER in front of my FACE? and you dare come back here??? i can't believe my eyes
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>>709870923
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
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>>709870987
Points for creativity
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>>709871283
FUCK YOU NIGGER
>>709871283
f u
>>709871283
You son of a bitch
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>>709871283
End yourself
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>>709870523
somone just take the minute to do all 5 while the rest DONT FUCK IT UP
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>>709871388
ok you do it, we'll wait
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>>709871388
Let me ive got to 11 before
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JUST LET ME
>>709871283
Suck a dick
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>>709871447
wait no me instead
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>>709871283
You son of a b***
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There OP. now post it fag
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Already starting everyone please...i really wanna see the webm
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>>709871584
Yo win
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Anyone that posts after this is a faggot, i will count everyone shut the fuck up, i will start in 10 seconds
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>>709871622
Okay go also nice two same number
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YOU IDIOTS
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dubs
>>709871622
Okay go ahead
Alright for real if evryone works together to not post, i will do it no one post if you want this to be an epic bread instead of the same shitty crap we always get
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Everybody just stop
Wait for a minute
... and the fucking captcha
>>709871560
Protip : OP has nothing to deliver.
ALL STOP LET ME DO K
>>709871666
Thx Satan 4 spooky Halloween
>>709871283
You fucking shitfaggot
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>this thread
>implying op would ever deilver
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>>709871777
Well, it's fun...
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Nice
OK Let's do this!
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The fucking problem is everyone wants to be the le epic hero that does it like a fucking child...impossible at this time in 4chans life
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the next guy who get dubs will count to 5
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>>709871911
nice trips
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Im gonna post in green text...when you se a green 1, stop posting numbers and let me complete it
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>>709871941
Agreed
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>>709871990
Ok for sure
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>>709872032
You fucking moron
>>709871990
Fuck off nigger
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>>709872074
Nigger
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>>709872032
You missed out 2 dickhead. Clearly not capable.
>>709871283
your mom should have swallowed you
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>>709872113
Lmfao morons gonna be stupid niggers I guess
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>>709871666
Too bad is not a trips thread
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I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
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>>709872161
Fuck you
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Again...i didnt say everyone start posting green text, i said DONT POST
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You can do it! I believe in you, even though it's an empty reward!
DORMAMMU
banana
okay no one pst after this imma do it
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also does anybody ever fall out of the car while driving lol i do that ish all the time
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>>709872217
fuckbuu
>>709872176
Yeah exactly fuck me cum get sum
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>>709872208
OP...
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>STOP FUCKING POSTING ILL GREEN TEXT >IT WHEN YOU SEE THAT STOP!!! ,CUNT
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Hey what are you guys dressing up as for Halloween?
>>709872161
Starting here posts in in 12345 WINRar!
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>>709872302
checked
If you don't reply to this post with your age your mother will choke on fat black dick and die in her sleep tonight.
>>709872313
a zombie, rawr
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>>709872313
Clown
>>709872294
>okay go
>>709872351
no really this time i will get a 6
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>>709872267
I'm not the OP! But maybe you'll at least feel some sense of accomplishment through your teamwork!
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>>709872362
>If you don't reply to this post with your age your mother will choke on fat black dick and die in her sleep tonight.
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>>709872376
That's dope. Got any fun plans or are you just gunna go scare some brats?
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>>709872396
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Oh shit 23
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>>709872293
What game is that?
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Hey guise I'm playing xenoverse 2 why won't vegeta train me? I want my ssj form.
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>>709872492
trick or treating ofc
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nah nigga
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can you guys please try to take this a bit more seriously, let's do this together!
>>709872362
Jokes on you she's dead already.
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>>709872351
Jeepers creepers, 17!!
>>709871388
Why has nobody ever fucking thought of that ever before in the entire history of 4chan.
>>709872725
I'm sorry anon
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>>709872720
thread's about to 404 faggot
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>>709872720
Okay you go we'll all stop posting
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>>709872720
Where do you think you are you anus
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>>709872313
Ken bone
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Nah
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Alright im gonna make my own thread and do it myself cause this is annoying
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>>709872362
Fuggit kill her
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>>709872832
What are you doing with your life?
>>709872819
No one likes a quitter fagg
>>709872877
Oh wait we're you going now? I wasn't ready.
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>>709872463
Never mind. Good night /b/.
If three people, for example, post 3, 4, and 5 after a 1 is posted (a bunch of people will post 2s or 3s) at the same time and each takes a little longer to solve the captcha, I'm thinking... nah. That won't work.
>>709872914
No one likes a group of retards that cant stop being retarded for 60 seconds to let one person count to 5 easy...
Believe me or not but last year i got to 11 because they actually listened and let me
Voice of ration coming in.
Do not insert either of those, OP. You will not get any pleasure from them, lube up your finger instead and slowly insert that. Don't rush, play around and be excited first.
Chances are great that either of those WILL break inside your rectum and that can lead to serious injuries.
Later on, if you enjoy fingering yourself, invest in a dildo and use that. Safe AND pleasurable.
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trick or treating wbu?
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>Voice of ration
>>709873024
Buddy you should just give it one last shot,we believe in you
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spotted the newfag
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