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Just getting home after a night of drinking /b/. Why do I crave being use by a male/group of males??
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Do you not always?
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>>709843184
Because you are OP and OP is a massive faggot
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well why aren't you?
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>>709843505
Honestly I don't know... I always feel completely straight until I start drinking...
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>>709843184
I do on days that end in y. Would kill for a dom fur bf.
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Dump moar pls honey <3 and also I get the same way bur I'm bi all the timr
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I don't like men, and i don't like furries. put them together though... why must it be this way
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>>709844822
I know exactly what you mean. It's human enough to be attractive but not human enough to have the indicators which might turn you off.

Not gay in real life but I could watch gay furries all day.
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>>709844727
Me too hunny
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>>709844822
It's the same fucking way, I don't find dudes attractive ans I hate furries but gfur is fucking hot as fuck
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The raw emotion and general mastery of art some of these artists display is amazing
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>>709845086
>indicators which might turn you off.
dicks in butts isnt enough apparently.
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>>709845961
So here's an example for you. Males can buy sex toys for their asses. That's usually either done in private or with female company.

So having something in your ass is actually not on it's own considered gay.

Food for thought.
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>>709846092
Yes it is lmfao
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>>709846289
http://www.lovehoney.com/sex-toys/male-sex-toys/

I guess that makes most males gay then. There's a reason why these toys sell so well.
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>>709846092
i wasn't talking about anal stimulation. that's not gay, its masturbation. however, taking another guys dick into your butt, that's homosexual activity, a majority of which the pics in this thread involve.
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>>709846484
I see butt plugs. Thoes are for dudes who like to get butt fucked, the rest are penis extenders or fleshlight type things
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>>709844006
well alcohol brings out your true feelings
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>>709846712
Did I say that? Maybe you should read again because you obviously weren't paying attention.

>So having something in your ass is actually not on it's own considered gay.

'something'
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So then what rhe fucj is considered gay if having something in your ass isint gay
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>>709846982
liking dudes
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>>709846982

The fact you have a prostate means anal-stimulation will make you cum no matter if you're straight or gay. It's an organic fact. It also happens to be the only way gay males can pleasure each other.

It's an overlap. Welcome to nuance, I see you've just discovered what that is.
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>>709847129
But taking a dick up your ass isint gay
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>>709847222
Trips checked
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Shut up kids and dump more
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>>709847222

trips of truth
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>>709846890
and where the fuck is your reading comprehension? let me first point to only my posts as there are other, less understanding anons, in this thread...


>>709845961
>>709846712


i acknowledged that a toy in your ass alone is not gay, but rather masturbation, which is neither homosexual nor heterosexual, but autosexual.

read it again :
>i wasn't talking about anal stimulation. that's not gay, its masturbation.

furthermore, i specifically said
>aking another guys dick into your butt, that's homosexual activity

you take a real dick in your ass, that's a gay or homosexual act. period. you can still live your life as a "straight" guy, but you still had gay sex.
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>>709847590
>So having something in your ass is actually not on it's own considered gay.

>Yes it is lmfao

Don't selectively ignore your own posts.
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>>709847493
This is disgusting to me ^
>>709844006
This makes my cock hard ^
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>>709847756
Chup
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>>709847735
don't be a shitlord and claim things you don't know while not even properly quoting so i can screen cap and prove your stupid ass wrong. it's not my post.
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>>709843184
I believe the saying goes "A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts"
Why not give it a try? Obviously use a rubber.
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>>709848172
Assuming even if you didn't just MS Paint (you) away from that it's not my fault each post isn't identified.
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I'm not gay I just own a lot of horse dicks and fap to gay furry porn
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>>709848411
Lmfao
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>>709848369
see? you've acknowledged your fault, yet cannot accept responsibility for your own actions, thus you are nothing but a child.
>sure
>is
>summer
>in
>here
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>>709848411
Oo can you take the knot
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>>709848499
there is nothing gay about horse cocks. horse dicks are the epitome of masculinity and it is not gay to appreciate perfection. just ask a young arnold schwarzenegger if he was "gay" just because he admired the male form.
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>>709848784
Actually, I said it's still open for debate if a fault was even made. I then said even in the event of a fault being made there is nothing anyone could do about it.

This is called logic, something your feeble mind can't understand.
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>>709848788
yeah, it feels really good and it presses right up against my prostate so I leak a ton of pre. I'm talking like I leave a puddle behind. the downside though is when I cum since it's pressing so hard against my prostate it almost cuts my cumshot off so I only dribble out a couple drops. I shoot ropes when I ride the other two...
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>>709843184
>>709844006

Is HardBlush worth subscribing to? I'm so tempted to.
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>>709848788
whoops meant to post this one first
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>>709848969
>>709849050
Please make a vid of you riding them
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I wish there was more bottom POV stuff
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>>709849214
I have some vids on toypics but they're hella old and were before I got the blue and rainbow one
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My relationship with my BF is like, he fucks me every day, I have to wear girl clothes, I have to shave, wear makeup, act and talk girly, I wear cat ears and he calls me princess kitty.

I stay at home making myself look like a girl while he goes to work. He refuses to let me get a job because it would make me less of a bimbo, I like that :3

When he fucks me he calls me a girl and says that he is fucking my pussy X3


I am living the dream
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>>709848920
you're avoiding the situation by blaming others. blame is just an excuse to avoid taking responsibility for actions you damn well know that you've done. i had already pointed out my own posts and yet you had the audacity to suggest other posts also belonged to me as a way to avoid loosing face on an anonymous image board. logic or not, your own words condemn your childish antics on ethical grounds alone. please continue to deny your own actions so that i may drink deeply from the tears of cognitive dissonance. your actions will only fester deep in your brain as emotional insecurity and generalized anxiety.
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am I the only one that thinks chubby bottoms are hella cute?
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>>709849359
Pls make some <3 I don't think I've ever wanted something so bad
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>>709849555
Yes.
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>>709849394
but can you cook?
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>>709849555
>>709849638
chubby bottoms have a more feminine appearance, true or false?
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>>709849732
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>>709849732
it's all about that THICC
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>>709849732
False. I'm proof that chubby bottoms can be manly men.
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>>709849523
You're continuing to pester me because you're chasing something you're never going to get.

The fact that someone's opinion on the internet matters that much to you shows what a child you are.
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>>709849584
idk man it's a lot of work and I'm not popufur enough
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>>709849722
I can cook, he does the cooking most of the time still.
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>>709849940
My lord <3 <3
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>>709849853
hey snarf
I didn't know you were a bottom
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>>709849853
hot
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>>709850086
Hey Jeff.

And yes.
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>>709850122
Snarfs are not hot.
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Whys it so hard to find a cute boy in highschool?
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>>709850296
for some reason I though you were a top
how you doing?
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>>709849394
I reeeeeeally like stuff like this, basically girls with nice smooth balls and a hard cock
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>>709850412
idk a man degenerate enough to take a dick in his ass sounds pretty hot to me. I bet he would lick peanut butter off your dick just for the snack.
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>>709850449
Because everyone that wants to be cute in highschool hides it away because they don't want to be bullied.
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>>709850719
I love that shiny underwear so much. Just want to nestle into them.
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>>709850537
Most assume that.
Need to turn in soon. How're you?

>>709850719
Snarfs talk in third person at times.
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>>709850744
I believe it. it's too bad. But then here its better to be in the closet than out because of all the hicks
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>>709850981
pretty good. watched the league of legends world finals earlier
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>>709849394

That's hot. I wish I had a girlfriend (male) like that. A girly fucktoy.
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>>709850981
fuck that's hot
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be honest would you fool around with a guy in a fursuit?
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>>709851066
How much did it suck?

>>709851118
Low hanging balls are hot.
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>>709851309
yeah probably
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>>709851309
I would at least try it.
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>>709851309
Yeah definitely keen on that. I don't even know how to get started on finding a guy who'd like that though.
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y
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>>709851309
Probably.
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>>709851451
no they're not they just look weird
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>>709851451
it was actually pretty good. I expected it to just be a 3-0 stomp, but 4 of the games were actually a good watch that gave hope to an upset

>>709851587
cause
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>>709851309

If it was a femboi/girly fursuit, yeah, I'd fuck him.
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>>709851699
That would make it better. I'd love to wear a femboi suit but even if he just had a male suit I'd do whatever he wanted. I MEAN whatever.
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>>709851663
Those are hot balls.

>>709851667
Ehhhh, its still LoL.
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>>709851788
thanks it just happened to be a hot day
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>>709851788
yeah, but I like to watch it
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I don't play lol but it has some hot dads
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>>709851946
I would gargle those balls.

>>709851969
I stopped paying attention a while ago. The game's roster was getting really bloated.
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>>709852260
I'd rather watch you wear them like goggles
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>>709843184
>>709844006
It's called being in the closet
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>>709852260
it's large, but in the pro scene the roster shrinks down quite considerably. I haven't really played it in forever though
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>>709845446
"The exquisite expression of the deer-man mounting the graceful dog-boy is portrayed quite elequently my dear boy"
- no art critic ever
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>>709844006
so why do you have hb pics on your pc?
ur in denial boy
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>>709851787

I'd fuck a femboy fur suit hard. Just fuck him while he's got his ass in the air like he's a bitch in heat. I'd even give him a reach around as I fucked him. I'd hilt myself deep and fill him up, then let him recover before fucking him again. I'd make him beg for it, make him say "Please fuck your little femboy cockslut!"
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>>709847181
Most definitely not the only way
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>>709852390
>Implying both couldn't happen
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>>709852641
dang is there anything you wouldn't do for a taste of ball musk?
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>>709852821
admit that he's hot/cute
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>>709852485
The last MOBA I've really played was Dawngate before it died.

>>709852821
Hunnibuns likes it when I play with his balls.
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Gay is gay, straight is straight but goddamn gay has the best pawjobs
They work errytime
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>>709852913
bitches w/ low self esteem +++ get at me
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>>709853029
I mostly play overwatch now. I only really return to lol for the weekly events
didn't dawngate end up shutting down out of the blue?
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can I give someone a tummy rub?
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>>709853264
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>>709849394
Where are you living where only one of you has to work and you can still pay bills?
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>>709853233
Yeah, EA didn't think it was making the mad cash fast enough, so they killed it for no reason.

>>709853264
Yes.
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>>709853433
any games you play a bunch now?
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>>709853385
UK
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>>709853368
needs more tum. I could palm that like a baseball
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>>709850639
why nigga
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>>709853617
Mostly WoW. May start playing more Warframe or Paladins.
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I have next to no bara. what am I doing with my life
>>709853673

>>709853833
I've played a bit of paladins and warframe. are you playing them on pc?
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I don't watch mlp but some of the porn is kinda nice
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>>709854075
Twinks are better.

And yeah, on PC.
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>>709854172
want to add me on steam to play sometime?
and yeah, twinks are super cute, but sometimes you just want a big guy, y'know
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>>709847493

I have no idea how to be hard while bottoming.

I get aroused as fuck and love bottoming but I can't get or stay hard at all while I'm getting it through my ass. It's like I have two different erogenous modes for intercourse and can only have an erection for one of them. I've always hated this, but my partners haven't minded at all.
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>>709854355
If I ever get free time to really play. Been tough these last few weeks. Fuck my coworkers.

But for now, I've got to run. Work tomorrow, time to sleep. Goodnight.

Goodnight, the rest of you fags.
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>>709854756
night night
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>>709854632
can you get off while bottoming though?

I consider myself pretty good at taking a dick but I always have to warm up a bit before I can get and stay hard. I once dated a guy who was on anti-depressants so it would take him a long time to get off so synced up pretty good but most guys have to use a toy on me for a while first.
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>>709854889

I prep with a toy to make sure I don't have any cuts or anything beforehand and to doublecheck that I don't have anything unsanitary in the "business length".

I don't have to use one to get ready--especially since I'm usually rubbing up on him and have performed oral on him beforehand so I'm definitely horny enough by the time he's going to enter me.

I don't orgasm from bottoming, but I do feel an immense "satisfied, tired" feeling of exasperation afterwards that I consider one. I can't cum from prostate play either.
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YIFF IN HELL
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>>709854889
>dated a guy who was on drugs
why would you do this
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>>709848804
With that logic then, he appreciated viewing and being around penises of varying sizes & shapes.

Am I being trolled?
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>>709849359
LINKS?!?!
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>>709855194
not a lot of guys can get off solely from prostate stimulation (so jealous of the guys that can though :/ ). I get the doublecheck thing but just because you're horny doesn't mean the juices are flowing so to say. it's almost a mental thing. it's kind of hard to explain but you have to be totally willing to accept sexual satisfaction for getting fucked. just because it feels good physically doesn't mean you're there 100% mentally and that can be the block that keeps you from getting off. I'm a little drunk so it's kind of hard to articulate and this may sound dumb/slutty but practice will get you there. learn to get yourself off solo when there isn't any pressure to please someone else and your performance in the sack will increase. I'm literally telling you to masturbate a lot. if you're gonna fap put something in your butt. don't be a little bitch. wait...actually do be a little bitch. you can do it.
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>>709855721
his psych pressured him into it and he was nice to me
>>709855763
you should watch pumping iron pretty sure it's on youtube.
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>>709856203
I fell asleep on the couch with my cat curled up in my legs this afvo.
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>>709856395
what does your cat look like?
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>>709855819
they're all terrible don't get your hopes up

https://videos.toypics.net/ciscokid/public/
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>>709856423
I've posted him before. a ragdoll and smoky gray coat.
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>>709856744
take a picture of him now?

>>709856774
hey luc
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>>709856452
Well my dick got up, that's for sure.
just kidding, I actually came to you.

5/7, with rice a solid 7/7
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>>709856335
You should have told him to stand up for himself and not do drugs.
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>>709843184
do you happen to like the comedy of Louis CK (Cuck King)?
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I can't feel my eyes.
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>>709856984
good advice boss I'll do that next time
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>>709856857
There is a cat there.
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>>709857274
have you tried touching them?
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>>709856335
I've read his book. His a big motivator when I lift at the gym, I think know his ideology.
Although he doesn't mention other dudes dicks though.

Just muscles, the pump, & cumming. He's borderline homo/greek pantheon worshipping.

Now when you make the jumps to dicks, you're gay.
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>>709857318
I can confirm they are there. I just can't feel out of them.
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>>709857279
<3
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>>709857301
I can't see your muscly legs in that picture

>>709857386
you should look at them to make sure they look ok
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>>709856452
I like your quick draw video the best.
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>>709857526
Well they aren't black
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>>709857526
Yeah that's just a house cat not a tiger :)
What you do this weekend?
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>>709857324
I don't lift though I only do cardio (genetics, I'm talented at distance/endurance sports but not so much at functional strength) so I can't relate to the aesthetics in the muscular male form, but all men have a cock and there is nothing wrong with appreciating a nice looking cock. Arnold obviously had different end goals. You're kind of comparing apples to oranges here. Sure they're both fruits but they're both being judged by different metrics.

It is 100% not gay to want an aesthetically pleasing dick to pound your ass. It is solely appreciation of the male form at one of the highest levels.

>>709857529
Thanks. I did some youtube-tier editing for that one but I also liked it the best.
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>>709857626
what colour are they?

>>709857711
without seeing them it's harder to imagine my head between them ;)
some family came down to visit so I'm just hanging out with them
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Fucking bestiality thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H00Uf597sgg

Get your shit together everyone. This song will sort you all out.
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>>709857872
I'd say 80%Blue %20 Green

>>709857884
It's worse than that
>
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>>709856857
Hello

Give me pasta
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>>709849394

I'd kill to be in your situation.

I want it so bad...
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>>709858101
give them another poke to see if you can feel them

>>709858233
I make a mean fettuccine
how you doing?
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>>709857872
yeah but nah not yet.
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>>709857762
Well then I appreciate the male form on a hardcore level apparently by having one cum in me, right after a gym session of iron lifting. Is it gay if you only meet the parents after 4th date night?

Walks like a duck, acts like a duck, it's a duck.
"I bet I can appreciate the male body more than you!"
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>>709858484
I'll just have to keep imagining then
how was your weekend?
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>>709858297
Fine but tired.

I need lots. Give me a bowl
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>>709858796
I can send pictures of the pasta, but that might just make you want it more
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>>709858297
Yes I feel them. They're still normal. Just not out i n lo=e
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>>709858288
Aww please don't be jealous <3 I'm sure if you try hard enough you will find someone that will want to treat you like that.
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>>709859029
Yes do it.
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>>709858560
I mowed the fucking lawn again. it's growing way too fast now.
and i hurt my left elbow. if i hold it wrong it goes numb from the pressure.
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>>709859180
this is the stuff I made a couple weeks ago

>>709859255
that sounds pretty bad. are you gonna go see a doctor about it?
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Nice threat
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>>709859255
You don't need to mow it. Long grass is prettier anyways.
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>>709859483
>
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>>709859554
and it was all from scratch, except the noodles
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>>709859153

It's hard to find that type of thing in Arkansas. You don't find many guys wanting forced femme without them being ridiculously out of shape or crazy or both.

Most gay dudes in Ark want just plain jock strappy stuff.
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>>709859703
I've made ramen from scratch before. As in the actual noodles.
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>>709859532
It must be mowed or mice start to congregate
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>>709859766
how did they taste?
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>>709859483
nice cabonara. add some chicken to it next time :)
Yeah i had ice on it and now ave a compression bandage. if it's still shitty on monday i will see a doctor.
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Ss
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>>709859842
Amputate it :D
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>>709859804
I don't have mice where I live. What happens if you have mice?
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>>709859842
there is chicken in it
hope it feels better soon. how do you think you hurt it?
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>>709859829
Like pasta, but slightly alkaline. I liked it.
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>>709859930
Frank what are you doing here? isn't it silly o'clock there?
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>>709859999
checked.
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>>709859979
Snakes
>>709860012
Well it's Sunday and I can't sleep so I'm just gonna stay up
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>>709859483
ewww mushrooms
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>>709860008
do you make your own noodles often?

>>709860179
but mushrooms are so tasty
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new thread
>>709860409
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needs more traps
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