Gf thinks she's too thicc, what do you think /b/ros?
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Gf thinks she's too thicc, what do you think /b/ros?
>>709832631
that's not thick
that's fat
>>709832631
If you love her does it matter
>>709832631
Thick means stupid.
If she says she's thick, she probably is.
If she's using the word while meaning something else, she's double stupid.
The fat cunt is definitely thick. Thick as pigshit.
>>709832631
fat/10 would not bang
Lotta love from 4chan tonight
>>709832731
>>709832731
Double stupid. Jesus yes.
The fat sow is as thick as a bowl of oatmeal.
Do you think her face is cute at least?
>>709832631
>>709832631
Need to see a full picture and some angles to determine if it's unacceptable for her build. Either way she's getting too comfy and that slope is slippery anon
>>709832631
Ask for nudes
Tell her you have to see it all if you are going to judge
>>709832958
lol how old is she 14
>>709832631
is she hiding behind the whale or something?
>>709832958
Underage confirmed. Also, No. Edgelord boygirl.
>>709832631
thats life
dump her and fuck a fit girl
Well shit, I guess I'm a freak for loving her then
>>709832958
>>709833071
I take that back
Underage confirmed
>>709832631
Yeah, she's getting kinda fat anon. If you're not a fat fuck, i suggest aiming her towards running. If you are a fat fuck, you both should probably start running or exercising.
>>709832958
Almost but somethings fucky. Also if a girl doesn't take care of her nails and hair etc she probably doesn't clean up after herself or clean herself effectively fyi. I would not pursue past some kinky shit cause she looks like she'll do butt stuff
>>709832958
fuckin disgusting m8 absolutamente asqueroso
>>709832631
Thick no but 7 weeks pregnant yes
MUFFIN TOP! MUFFIN TOP! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
what is "thicc"? you goddamn, no spelling millennial asshats
>>709832958
>>709832631
Yeah shes a bit chubby thats for sure. The fact that she gains fat on her face doesnt help the look.
Some women are lucky where their genes determine where fat is stored away from the face. Shes not so lucky.
>>709833186
well either that or you're actually in love and not just doing what your dick tells you to do
Welp, guess my plan to show her other people think she's cute too failed. I'm gonna Pretend I didn't make this post
>>709833469
nah bro just go ahead and pretend you have no gf. cuz its better that way.
>>709832701
What's this-
"thicc"
"thicc gurls"
"men like meat, dogs like bones"
-bullshit?
Fuck, she's not morbidly obese, she's not fat, she's at worst chunky/pudgy. Euphemisms left and right because nobody wants to accept they're anything less than prefect at no fault of their own.
Tell her that that is what she thinks other people are thinking of her and she shouldn't beleve what other random people may think and sche should believe in what you think
>>709833597
nah that bitch is fat
>>709833469
if she loves you too, then what she really needs is to feel how much you want her, not how pretty others think she is
>>709832958
Is your GF named Melanie Morgan? Or Brooklyn Clynkenbeard? Is she from Texas?
>>709833469
the only time a girl is on the internet and it's a methhead chunko. We know that's not your gf OP
i hope this attention whore chokes to death on her midnight snack hot dog double-down bonanza.
I underestimated you guys, this is fucking savage
this a faces of /b/ thread mang
welcome to your future..........
>>709834112
now now, who is this fine lady?
>>709834232
thats Gretta, from your moms side of the family.
>>709834347
and also OPs girlfriend
>>709833597
let me break it down for you retard. if a girl has more fat in her thighs and butt and boobs than she has in her mid section, she is "thicc". if a girl has more fat in her mid section than she has on her thighs and butt and boobs she is "fat". got it?
>>709834555
"thicc" isn't a word, douchmonger
>>709832631
Tell her that she took that pic from the wrist possible angle
I love her but now I feel like a fucking weeb for dating her. Thanks 4chan
>>709834652
>Thicc isn't a word
>Douchemonger
>>709834652
it is. a word is a combo of letters and sounds that has an agreed upon meaning amongst a group of people. WORD ALERT
>>709834652
when u gonna get it thru yo thikk skull that it is
>>709832631
kill her fat ass, and berry her under a pile of leaves where it will never be found. then turn 360 degrees, walk away and never look back.
>>709834831
group of people..............faggot millennial liberal pussies are considered people now?
I need to figure out how to reply to people. EIther way, maybe I'm just fucked in the head but I think she is hot as hell
>>709832701
/thread
>>709835338
>group of people
>newfag can't greentext
Kek
>>709835599
too drunk to do extra work.....
message was understood by all......
p.s. fuck you
>>709832631
fat mexican/10
She's got nice tits and ass, not too bushy. I'm not gonna let her go overweight but I love her fat
>>709832958
Eugh.
>>709835977
Those are my favorites
>>709836549
does she wipe her ass with Soft Cottonell Wet Wipes with Aloe?
>>709834652
>thicc isnt a word
>douchemonger
Its a slang term, like the one you just used, sperglord. Theres another one! Arent words fun?
>>709836994
what in the..?
We shower together, so not much need for wet wipes
>>709837200
oh, you still here, dickburgler?
>>709832958
She looks like a 13 year old autistic boy
too thicc
>>709837435
ewww, dont you worry about stepping in the whorish discharge dripping from her nasty gape?
>>709837546
I just used a similar webm as that other anon, it seemed fitting for you.
>>709837713
lol, who is this guy?
>>709837713
Oh trust me, we don't shower together when she's on her period. I ain't touching that shit
lets see the tits
>>709837802
oh, so your a new cockgobbler?
>>709837934
She'd kill me if I posted that
>>709832631
dis bitch so """""thicc""""" i bet if'n you smeared apple butter on her devirgined asshole, she'd probably lick it clean.
>>709838037
Post it faggot or go away
>>709838302
Kill yourself nigger
>>709832631
>>>709832631
>that's not thick
>that's fat
/Thread
#1bigmacawayfromFUPA
some situps would do the trick
THIS IS THICC
>>709838383
>>709838544
THATS OPs GF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>709834697
> now I feel like a fucking weeb for dating her.
How again do you feel like a weeb...?
>>709838589
No, that's disturbing
>>709838589
THIS IS NOT A WORD
>>709838809
Fat, autistic loser
AKA weeaboo
>>709838589
this is hugh mungus
>>709838896
you have to avidly watch anime to be a fucking weeaboo
the fuck
>>709838589
in the first two seconds, i got diabetus. by the time :10 rolled by, i was having my foot amputated. the last three seconds i've been waiting for the amberlamps for my stroke.
>>709839171
Does anime even matter anymore?
>>709839301
yes i watch pokemon all the time.
>>709839571
Watch as a 10 year old boy searches to find and catch every Pokémon but only catches about 70 of them
>>709838589
post more
>>709838589
post more pleeeeeeeeease
>>709839746
Fucking freak
>>709838589
Amanda Bynes really let herself go.
>>709838037
Only way to know is to post a full body shot. tits and ass matter
>>709839936
She's laying right next to me, hell fucking no
>>709832631
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
>>709838589
Sauce?
>>709840156
My girlfriend is laughing her ass off now
>>709840013
then she doesn't want real answer....that's cool
>>709840156
sjw pangender faggot, reporting in.
>>709832958
Op if tou have kik id like to see more of here shes amazing iwannaseeyou1
>>709840386
Because tits and ass are all that matters.
Cool cool.
>>709840553
not all that matters, but def part of the equation
>>709832631
lmao thicc rofl /b is so godamn lame today!
>>709840725
Wait till a few years if I break up with her, then you'll get her nudes
>>709832631
i bet shes had at least 2 Great Dane red rockets inside her.
>>709841016
I doubt she's fucked dogs, considering she's still 16
>>709841135
really? thats at least 15 1/2 years of opportunity.
>>709841286
She got raped when she was 7, I doubt she'd want a dog
>>709841374
was it the town rapist?
>>709841374
ew emotional baggage.
>>709841502
Some dead guy, I don't know
>>709841374
It wasnt rape. 7 is too young to not consent.
>>709841540
she was raped by a dead guy???????
>>709832631
Wow is she about to give birth?
>>709841697
He's dead now, and he was dead to me when I first heard about him.
>>709841135
So she hasn't sucked op's peenie yet then?
>>709841788
holy fuck...OP KILLED HIM
>>709841697
kek
i sharted a lil bit
>>709841833
Nah, we fuck around every other day
>>709838589
Sauce
>>709832631
She could stand to lose a few lbs. Not bad or anything though.
>>709842003
few hundred
>>709841788
That's how you take care of fuckin business
>>709832631
does she crumble ritz crackers on her stinky cunt, the let the parrot eat them?
>>709842408
Nah, I eat the crumbs
I once shoved a Flintstone vitamin up this whores asshole. she got 100% recommended daily allowance of vitamin D that day, I tell you what.
>>709842636
Fuck dude u must be fatter than your bitch
>>709835711
I'd fuck that
>>709842853
I have this rare disease called I-can't-gain-more-than-140-fucking-pounds-idous
>>709832631
do she like feminine penises?
>>709843054
yea, its called crack pipe diet. works wonders
>>709843191
I'm 16 too. I ain't doing that shit
>>709834555
Dem trips though
Not thicc enough if you ask me.
>>709832631
Lol that's not THICC, that's THICK. Tell that cow to lose some weight.
>>709843401
16 too young to smoke crack? are you serious? what are you a fucking mormon or something?
>>709843587
I just prefer weed, thanks
>>709832631
she is. shes got chummy chumpkins in her belly bumpkins
>>709832958
looks like an emo trash whore.
probably cuts.
get the fuck out anon while you still can
>>709832631
nah. probs smash tbh
>>709843401
underage b& mods
>>709843547
lets get rid of thicc, and bring forth "thikkk"
and also lets bring back "porch monkey"
>>709832631
What do her feet look like?
>>709843743
yes, b& for being 2016 and not smoking crack.
Does she eat a lot of pepperoni?
>>709832631
Strap a leash on her and stick her on a treadmill
>>709832958
I bet hillary thinks this cunt is beautiful. HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>709844004
>Strap a leash on her
Flashbacks to last month's kink
>>7098440dont be too mean, now. OPs dad might call the cyber police
>>709844306
My dad hasn't even talked to me since I was born
>>709844456
cant blame him, poor guy.
>>709844511
fatty loving son of a bitch.
>>709833034
underrated
>>709832958
>>709838589
:^)
>>709844959
> "No, worse! It'll go right to your thighs!"
Id do her in an instant
ITT
fatty lover raped a dog when he was 7
just an update for newcomers
>>709845301
>Fucktard uses shitty headline to draw in laughs
>Thinks said headline is funny himself
>>709845536
i did chuckle a bit.
I'm gonna bathe in sulfuric acid now, peace
Also, just wanted to point out that she has the tightest cunt I've fucked out of the 3 girls I've had in bed. So even if her fat is a problem, she's a good fuck at least
>>709838589
Lmao I actually went to school with her slut sister, she's nice honestly but slutty too
I think she's a daft fat cow, is this really what the definition of thic is these days? Excuse me while I consume candle wax.
>>709840200
Love Randalin, you're welcome
