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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Straight Shota Thread
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>>709799727
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>>709799754
Sauce?
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>>709801010
hello newfag
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Bumping
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don't 404 on me
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>>709807293
wish i could help but i don't have any saved

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straight shota is gayer then gay shota. that's a science fact.
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Anybody know good animated stuff or websites with shota videos? I've never seen more than a handful of videos on any site.
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how would you guys pair up this cowmilf?
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>>709809261
More like this?
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>>709809261
>>709809511
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>>709809261
>>709809511
>>709809590
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MODS. ILLEGAL IN THE UK
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>>709809458
With a farmers boy, milking his first cow.
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>>709809718
Since she likes it so much, you think he might try to make it up to her about his family's inability to get her a bull for when she goes into heat?
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Don't die
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>>709809646
>>709809646

GTFO OFF THE INTERNET NIGGER!
AND GO BOMB THE INDIVUAL WHO ILLEGALIZED NATURAL ACTIVITY

FUCKBOY BITCHGUY
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source??
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>>709804136
source?
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Some Mitsui Jun, plox.
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>>709811016
https://exhentai.org/g/693445/befb768d32/
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>>709810612
More of this?
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>>709809918
I don't know, maybe he was born with a big dong and one morning, before breakfast, he got up to milk the cows and forgot to put on his proper clothes.
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>>709811675
dude how the fuck are you using exhentai? I cant find anyway to get on
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>>709813534
you need to log first at the forum
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>>709813534
git gud faget
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>>709813534
You need the cookie from E-hentai before you can use EX-hentai. You can only download the cookie after using E-hentai daily as a registered user for 1 week.
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>>709813732
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>>709813853
I got a login and registered, but it says login failure or just resets the page whenever i put it on exhentai
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>>709812368
sauce>
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>>709814541
Need to delete all g.e-hentai and exhentai cookies before you log in.
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what's this
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>>709810612
Loved this type of comic, wished he'd continue it.
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>>709814778
There's color everywhere
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There's white things in the air
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>>709814721
done. now it says my username doesnt exist. Who did this indian shit tier programming?
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What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
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>>709813534
There's a Firefox/Chrome plugin too you can use with your e-hentai login.
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I must be dreaming
Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair
What's this?
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>>709815105
People get banned for using the plugin occasionally
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What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
These people singing songs
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Stop this immediately.
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>>709815441
What's this?
The streets are lined with
Little creatures laughing
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>>709815086
Probably not typing your info in correctly. Cookies don't effect your actual account.
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>>709815861
literally copy and pasting from my password manager. no way its not incorrect. fuck this i'll find some other hentai site not going through hoops for some shitty weeb high school tier programming
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>>709815823
Wow you sure enhanced that with your dumbass captions
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>>709815983
Well maybe you're just a idiot who can't think for himself
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>>709816380
original?
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>>709816511
at least I know how to program a website without having to drag a userbase through the depths of the world to log on,
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>>709817460
>deleting cookies
>logging in
>hard
Learn 2 internet.
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All this an no Mitsui Jun?! You disappoint me /b/...
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>>709815983
You are logging into g.e-hentai first and not ex, right?
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>>709817754
This is straight shota, not shota/yaoi
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Bump to keep thread alive
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>>709818128
There is a contradiction, though. Are you attracted to the male getting off or the female who is letting him get off? Who can tell.
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>>709818574
I'm attracted to the thought of being the cuteboy being with an older motherly woman.
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>>709818574
No, they're 2 different genre's. One is boy on boy, and other is older woman on boy.
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>>709818850
This
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More like pic related?
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>>709818984
I sadly only have three.
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>>709819041
It would be great if someone had the full (translated) story if there is more.
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>>709818915
the sad truth being that will never happen :,v
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>>709819645
I believe in the future of vr technology.

You should too.
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>>709819645

DUMP THIS
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>>709819884
I don't have the money man, the only people who like "cuteboys" are 40 yr old men on grindr. Oh well, at least you might be right.
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>>709820185
one anon cannot save this thread from 404ing, come on fellow perverts, join meh.
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moooar
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>>709820783
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what the fuck
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>>709820863
Welcome faggot
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>>709820883
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>>709820863
Out of all the things that have been shared or discussed here over the years, this elicits a response like that from you?
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>>709820973
>>709821029
this is super tame
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>>709814956
More Shota Pegging?

pic unrelated
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>>709821101
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Is this illegal in America?
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>>709813853
>>daily for 1 week

well that explains a lot
shit
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>>709821393
I think America has a lot of different countries with varying laws, you should probably consult a map.
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>>709799727
MOAR!
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>>709819121
does anyone know the name of this shota?
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>>709821519
The United States of America
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>>709821322
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>>709821731
depends on the state, read the wiki
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>>709820883
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>>709821222
moar plz
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>>709822409
ty anon <3
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does someone have more shota + teenage girl?
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>>709821519

Don't be a dufus. That's the kind of thing I used to say when I was 10.
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>>709822857
>accuses someone of acting childish
>calls them doofus
>misspells doofus
anon pls
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>>709822456
rare
next closets thing I have
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Shota Pegging?

all I've got...
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>>709798747
pedophile thread is more like it
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nice
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okay
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neat
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>>709823829
>>709824121
>>709824217
>>709824443
you okay there buddy?
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>>709823797
Need Moar like this
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>>709822685
this please
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>>709823797
more?
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>>709824814
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>>709823741
moar
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>>709826010
more?
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>>709804136
More of this?
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>>709809511
>>709809645
>>709814983
Pls i beg for sauce
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OK, I tried but I can't get into it. Someone make a gay shota thread.
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Bump
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Ok so call me a newfag but I don't follow anime or any of this shit. I just wanna know wtf "shota" actually means without having to Google it and fully discover the culture y'all participate in...

Pls halp!
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>>709828490
fucking faggot just google it holy shit
and look at the fucking thread for context
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>>709818909
What about shota on loli?
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>>709828490
It means an attractive little boy the same way loli means an attractive little girl
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>>709830096
just use both names, shota/loli
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What is the one where the female teacher get's blackmailed by her students to do lude acts?
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>>709830123
Thank you. This actually helped.

Goodbye to everyone.
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>>709830811
You're gonna have to be more specific if you want anyone to find it buddy
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>>709809646
Its a global image board you moron.
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>>709831420

Trying to remember. I know it was about Elementary level, it was a group of about 4 boys that would make this teacher suck them off, or crawl naked, (all while in the school still) out of black mail they have on her.

That's all I remember.
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>>709828490
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This is wrong.
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>>709831806
with servers based in the u.s. thus subject to u.s. laws
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>>709819884
This alone should stave off the suicide of hundreds of thousands.
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>>709804136
Sauce?
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Bumperini
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>>709811618
please more?
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el bumpo
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>>709804136
sauce?
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Don't die on me now, I plan on jerking later.
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>>709818984
>>709819041
>>709819121
moar?
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>>709821222
hnnnng anon
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Does anyone really think this is ok? This is basically child pornography. This thread needs to die now.
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>>709839303

Hello newfriend! Welcome to /b/!

:^)
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>>709839334
oh god, that is so hot, why cant that happen irl ;_;
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>>709839303
Good thing these are drawn pictures of fictional characters, or you might just have a point.
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>>709839386
Just because it's on /b/ doesn't make it ok. This should be illegal. You all need help. It's not too late.
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>>709839643
what I need is more /ss/
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>>709839643
This is /b/, take your morals and feeling somewhere else.
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>>709839643
but I'm the little boy...
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i wish i had gotten laid when i was a little boy.
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>>709840073
I'm 19 and still haven't gotten laid. People say I still look like a young teenager tho so maybe there might be hope.
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>>709839888
You need to stop whatever you are doing and watch cartoons or anime on YouTube that's what a little boy should be doing. This isn't right. Doesn't anyone see something wrong with this?
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>>709840185
just go to a party with a bunch of fat drunk sluts
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>>709840346
no
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>>709840447
thats good advice but I don't go to parties, I'm mostly busy with school, life and generally a loner ;__________;
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>>709840609
so you don't know any fat and/or weird chicks from school that are desperate for dick, nor do you have any friends who know such.
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>>709840974
dont know if they are desperate for benis lol but the friends I know would never hook me up with anything like that in all honesty, maybe when I visit home on December I can hang out with old friends and see who knows. I'm getting desperate all of a sudden.
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>>709841324
you just haven't gotten them drunk enough. if you and your freinds and their fat desperate female friends got together you would prolly get laid even if your friends didn't "hook you up." the thing is to just get out and interact with people, and eventually just by sheer luck you'll run into some whore that'll fuck you.
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If u are trying to get laid while u are underaged you are still a pedophile. Anyone under the age of 18 shouldn't be having sex.
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Okay, what's with the hate of straight shota? We have gay shota thread going on evrtyday, and it seems to be fine. Seriously kill yourselves and fuck off.
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>>709841990
Well I guess that's one of my problems, I don't drink. I don't have a religious agenda or anything I just don't like the flavor and effects. Most of my friends atm are female. They're cool but not my type and would not help me get laid at all.
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>>709842000
>If u are trying to get laid while u are underaged you are still a pedophile
That literally makes no sense you realize that?
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Definition of pedophile: an adult who is sexually attracted to young children
A young child attracted to a person of the same age is not a pedophile. You must be very mentally challenged
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>>709842243
we also have fags spamming trap and shota threads as well as perfectly hetero threads. no matter what you post some one is gonna hate it.
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>>709842361
quit worrying about your type. you just want pussy not a wife. just concentrate on meeting more people.
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>>709842243
I don't care if it's straight or gay. If u must look at this trashy smut than you have to admit to yourself that this is wrong. This is wrong. Kids do not have sex with adult women. Because it's wrong. You need to accept this fact that Shota straight or gay is wrong. But when u do realize it, only than can u have a choice to leave this trash or to indulge in it. And if u do indulge I can only garentee it'll only get worse from there.
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>>709842800
why is it wrong?
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>>709840346
kek
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>>709842691
I guess I always had the idea of making love to someone I care about. I always thought shallow sex could be accomplished by youself saving you time and money. However, lately I've been getting more insecure :(
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>>709842000
trips of lies this time
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>>709842800
kek stop pushing your morals onto me and let me fap to whatever I want
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>>709842971
yeah that's just some romantic shit that sells books and movie tickets. you should be more honest with yourself. getting laid is easy. you should just get as much pussy as you can while you're waiting to find that special someone. who knows you might accidentally find her while you're just looking for pussy.
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>>709843071
Because Japan says so that makes it ok? Besides that I hear japanese teens can only give blow jobs to japanese adults. The laws does not make it ok. They are wrong sometimes. Japan laws also allow for incest. If u think that than move to Japan but I garentee you that with ur attitude you won't fit into Japan either.
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>>709843455
I guess, I'm just shy and insecure. I still look like a kid to some people, I suck at relationships and I'm almost always busy :/
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>>709835675
does this... have a source?
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>>709843458
But, what's wrong with incest? Inbreeding only becomes a problem when it happens generation after generation. What's a guy to do if he just has a really hot sister/brother/cousin? Fuck someone else? What kind of sick shit are you into, anon?
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>>709842800
Please explain yourself, or else, fuck off.
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>>709843830
just quit thinking and get yourself out there.
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>>709842800
You're talking nonsense, gaylord
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>>709843988
fine, I'll just try and talk to every girl I find attractive. I mean whats the worst that can happen. I've done it before but most of the times they politely tell me they have a boyfriend or I just never see them again.
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>>709844182
>gaylord
underage detected
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>>709842800
>It's wrong man
>I'm not giving you any argument or reasoning whatsoever just trust in me blindly
>History has proven that believing without questioning is great for everyone
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Where the loli at itt
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>>709843830
Dont think too much
here's a tip
when in a bar, cry, a woman will come no matter what
well they ask whats wrong say that you're job is too much and its holding you back from the rest of your family
profit. then just start thinking from there
keep doing that till someone comes back to your house/apartment/whatever the fuck
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>>709844500
dude I told you I still look like a kid, I'm 18 and I don't drink. The scenario falls apart ;--;
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>>709834454
Cute boy hentai, based, supposedly, off a character with the same name in an old anime.
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>>709844628
trust me, there will be someone willing to hit
just go for it my man
ya got this
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>>709844217
not just that, but when you get invited to go do shit with friends/ whoever, just go. who knows who/what you may run into. he bottom line is the more contact you have with other people the better your chances of meeting someone who will want to have sex with you. whether it's a friend or a friend of a friend or just some random person you meet along the way.
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>sjws in this thread
>being offended by drawings
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>>709844775
I can't go to bars man. Well in the US anyways, and even in places I can they always constantly harass me for an ID
>>709844811
I'll try. There are just times I don't like being around anyone. It's weird because I always thought certain groups of people were the coolest and that it'd be so awesome if I could be a part of them but once I talk to them I realize I'm not really all that comfortable or happy around them. I dont know I'll just try and be more social I guess.
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>>709844500
lmao thats fucking sad man
dont fucking cry to get attention from a woman just man up and walk up and talk to her jesus christ fucking 4chan autismos
if she denies you that doesnt matter next girl lets go
and obviously be good looking, lurk /fa/ to get good taste and eventually dress well, get /fit/ its pretty easy to become what most people consider hollywood-level all you need is a good plan and consistency consistency is everything, get a nice haircut. once youre attractive the charisma will follow very soon
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>>709844467
Okay just try imagining a world where pedophilia is okay. I bet all the kids will start acting like adults and there would be no more true children. Even if not, the child would outlive their partner. Who's gonna be the new partner? Another kid I bet. It'll be a never ending cycle. There is no real benifit from this.
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>>709845060
that's the spirit. you'd be surprised by how many girls are into quiet guys. they find them to be all mysterious and shit.
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Damn all these boys getting mad over some drawings lol
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>>709845211
>jesus christ fucking 4chan autismos
Everytime i come on this board and read stuff like you just read >>709845211
I can't help but hear myself shout in an excited, almost laughing voice:
"You got autismoed!"
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>>709845060
Doesn't have to be a bar
Hell, you could go anywhere
Club, BBQ, fuckin Parade idunno
the options are varied beyond belief
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>>709845467
did you mean to convey some type of point
because i dont see what youre trying to say here buddy, climb back into your hole
nice reaction pic my man very nice disappointed gif
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>>709845314
I'm shy and reserved but if someone initiates a conversation with me, no matter who, I try and keep it going to be polite.
>>709845512
I go to the comic book shop? But mostly balding tall dudes and old fat women go there, not being a douche just saying that it's not like on TV shows. I also go the movies alone, lol. I only have a bike so that also makes it super difficult to travel.
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>>709845222
>There is no real benifit from this
>Implying I didn't want my older sister's friends to "rape" me as a kid
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>>709845211
Its a fuck hard fuck it world
do what ya gotta do
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>>709845731
Oh no definitely not
maybe a coffee shop? Starbucks near you?
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>>709844817
they're just the same as radical mudslimes
except that their fat sausagefingers aren't dexterous enough to make bombs
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>>709845994
ah dude, those places are expensive just to sit around and hope someone comes in that I can talk to. Mostly eat at McDonalds, I know I know, it sucks but hey I dont gain weight so who cares
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>>709845222
Lets look at your original statement:
"Kids do not have sex with adult women. Because it's wrong"
Heres your arguments:
"the kids will start acting like adults" [citation needed, you "betting" doesnt make it] and i dont even see how thats a bad thing, acting like adults earlier they will mature and learn more efficiently so that they may contribute more to society during their lives.

"the child would outlive their partner" This assumes that long term relationships always arises from simple sex, which will very often not happen because children are quick to lose interest. "Who's gonna be the new partner? Another kid I bet" This literally doesnt matter at all since you havent really managed to convey why young boy/older woman relationships are bad in the first place

nice try though
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>>709845651
I think youre just to retarded to get it.
Seems like youre quite the autismo yourself
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>>709845750
I give up. You all be pedophiles and u all will probably legalize pedophilia and I'll probably just be resting in my grave.
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>>709846192
Nah, don't do that, that's horrible
I can't think of anything else, just start brainstorming
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>>709846232
>a person uses a term you in your own mind have come to associate with an... excited laughing voice?
>so hes retarded
hey if you need help man my buddy has a doctorate in psychology he could sit down and sort out your issues with you if you like, peace and love my man i value mental health
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>>709846404
hahaha thanks though man. I can't either. Bars are like the one stop shop but I don't drink and can't enter one even if I wanted to. I guess in school but I suck approaching strangers.
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>>709809646
not in 'murica
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>>709806760
That would physically break his spine
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>>709846553
thats fine man just keep thinking it over, no fast food places though, thats just pathetic if you do it there
and as I said, dont approach them, let them approach you
Crying tactic, works 70% of the time
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>>709846758
T. beta cuck
Just go talk to the fucking women dont start crying in starbucks LMAO
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>>709846883
He's trying to get pussy
Dont matter what he's doing
aint none of them gonna see him again
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>>709846758
I'm not gonna cry lol. I don't cry in public in general not even in front of my family. When I do it, like when someone passed away I did it at home or in secluded areas just to get some air.
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COME HERE >>709846924
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>>709846324
Sure. I'll stay away from your grave anyway.with all that shit in your mouth it must smell terrible
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>>709846534
>be this retarded
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>>709847060
It does matter what he's doing because some ways will be much much more efficient than others. It's also a matter of pride, don't stoop that low man crying is okay if something serious happened but not for fucking attention
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>>709847061
new plan then
look like a fuckin dweebus
look some smart shit up on google and act like youre doing something important
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>>709847239
projecting this hard lmao youre in shambles from the knees up just stop making an ass of yourself
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>>709811738
ArtOfJaguar "Bangin Buddies 2"
You can find it on 8muses
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>>709847240
yeah it was a pretty shitty idea but its like 4am what can ya do
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>>709847208
Pfft okay. If anything you pedos are the shit eaters. I mean it's pretty much associated with pedophiles that they are also into scat. Haha. Maybe all you pedos should be put into a freak show.
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>>709806760
that is the exact way I fucked my neighbor for the first time
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>>709847368
>be this retarded
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>>709847532
Citation needed. You seems to imply everything. Got any proofs?
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>>709847332
dude i dont know about theses plans hahah
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>>709847532
I mean there are some obvious arguments against pedophilia but you can't fucking find a single one please go back to school and just pay attention in the most basic philosophy class and learn how to argument

ad hominem in every single post you make and not any substance at all, just personal attacks without any viable argument not a single one wow
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bump limit, rip thread
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>>709847824
Yeah they suck dick but im tired so whatever
the other guys here got better ideas talk it up with them more
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Please rate me >>709847961
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>>709848230
Fuck off, you cunt. Just cut it off already.
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>>709848122
haaha ha thanks anyways, I'll continue on my endeavor to get laid.
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>>709848336
God speed my good sir
Im going to have a kip
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MORE!!!!
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