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Red flags in people, i'll start

Dog lovers
People who listen to EDM
Vegans
People with no friends the same race as theirs
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People who post pictures of dogs taking a shit
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guys who date the same type of girl
anyone who powerlifts
accountants
girls with more than 10,000 followers on instagram
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>Doesn't like dogs

Get out moslem, nobody wants you here
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>>709757499
underage fags on /b/
people who do yoga
soccer enthusiasts
people who volunteer at charity events
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people that wear singlets in public
people that drive Volkswagen
people that have 1 friendship group
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>>709757410
Dogs are awesome wtf is wrong with you. Everyone I've ever met who hates dogs is an autistic faggot
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>>709757587
I like cats more.
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>>709757587
>>709757866
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Anglo
Protestant
Eat fast food more than twice per year
Haven't read Shakepeare, Cervantes, Celine, Rabelais
Likes tv series
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>>709757547
>girls on instagram at all
Fixt
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People who 'recommend' TV SHOWS
Islamaphobes
Liberal arts majors
Blue collar workers
People who post family pics on facebook
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People who don't like dogs.
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>>709757410
Metal fans
Rap fans
People with motorcycles
People with pets
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>>709757410
Wow these are all so dead on accurate.

>People with no friends the same race as theirs
Literally describes every shit cunt i once knew
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>>709758214
>>709758034
Kek
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>>709757410
OP
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People
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People that recreationally podcast
Pot smokers
People with 1 sexual partner
People with more than 1 sexual partner
Car enthusiasts
Medical professionals
'Business savy' women
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>>709757410
If I find out someone doesn't like dogs, I immediately think lesser of them
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>>709758487
I like dogs, just wouldn't want to own one.
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>genuine participation in a "i hate these type of people threads"
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>>709758487
have a red flag bro
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>>709758623
your own owns a dog

his name is you
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>>709757842
>in public
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>People who use the word FAM
>Biracial people
>People named Adam
>People with red cars
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>>709758484
>people with one or more sexual partner
Complete plebbit fag
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>>709757410
people who make shitty threads
people who run gnu/linux distros like arch
people who chew with their mouth open
tripfags on /g/

>>709757866
>implying OP is not an autistic faggot
ISHYDDT

>>709758484
>Pot smokers
I agree 100%. They're nothing but braindead attention whores. They've even started shitting up /b/.
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People that buy TV DINNERS
Cucks
People that travel to Asia for the 'culture'
Nordic people (we wuz vikings and sheit)
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>>709757410
Dogs are cooler than niggers ............and smell better .........
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>people who aren't me
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I don't think I have any red flags (except for obviously retarded people like extreme sjws and such). Well, maybe veganism.
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Muslims.
People that defend or socialize with muslims.
Feminists.
Activists.
Enviromentalists.
Germans.
Swedes.
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>>709759010
So basically 'women' in 2016. Ok got ya
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Reading this thread makes me uncomfortable. I found out I might be a red flag to people

>Enjoy metal
>More than 1 gf
>Drive a volkswagen golf
>Work in dog shelter
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>>709759010
>Germans.
Why?
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Drug addicts .
I is 'Ard ain't I tards .
Tattoos , ear rings.
Dark skin.
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Some american people
Niggers
India people
People who like metal music
People who smokes cheap cigarettes
People who are triggered by every joke about them but like to make fun about others
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>>709757842
I drive a sexy scirocco.
Stay poor fag.
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>>709759119
Oh just kill urself already
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>>709759119
Volksfag hahahakek
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>>709759139

Theyre doing it again. 3rd times the charm right?
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Poor people.
People who roll their own cigarettes
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>>709757410
you mean cat lovers eight?
especially if they are men, good God...
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>>709759119
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>>709759139

>Owe millions of dollars of war crime money
>2016. Haven't payed it back. Hiding behind law
>Force Greece to pay national debt back
>Shit language
>Literally cucks
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Uses 4chan
Leaves comments when they haven't been here long enough to understand how things work
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>>709759119
A metal loving volkswagen driving dog shelter working pleb, wtf go end it right now.

>ur mother doesn't count as being more than 1 gf idiot
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>>709759325
Newfag
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>>709759176
Volkswagen Scicucko. A car build for cucks by cucks
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>>709757410
>people with strange reg flags

>interest in social justice

>lack of empathy for animals

>people who use "new" social media such as Instagram and Snapchat

>anyone who views being weird as negative
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>>709759484
Being this much of a edgelord shitlord
Also:

>people who are edgelords
>people who identify as super progressive
>lefties
>fat cunts
>people who don't use social media
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>>709759257
Government != culture.

>>709759279
>>Owe millions of dollars of war crime money
>>2016. Haven't payed it back. Hiding behind law
Spotted the jew. Get in the oven.

>>Force Greece to pay national debt back
They're worthless slobs. Have you ever been to Greece?

>>Shit language
The language you're speaking is based on German, you dense cunt.

>>Literally cucks
Buttmad jewboy is buttmad.
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People who claim they like metal but listen to Black Veil Brides, Linkin Park, Peirce the Veil, My Chemical Romance and Limp Bizkit.
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>>709759589
>people who don't use social media
Hello NSA.
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>>709759589
How am I being an edgelord?
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>>709758246
what would you say is an acceptable genre of music to like?
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>>709759597

>>Owe millions of dollars of war crime money
Literally F A C T S. Pay the debt Hitler

>They're worthless slobs. Have you ever been to Greece?
No shit. It's the birthplace of western civilisation and culture.

>The language you're speaking is based on German, you dense cunt.
The CULTURE you live in is Greek cunt

>>Literally cucks
>Buttmad jewboy is buttmad.

Again, Germans are cucks. Jews aren't the problem anymore it's the culturally enriched blacks that are fucking you in the ass
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>>709759672
It's all
THE
SAME
SHIT
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>>709759711
Asking if I am a edgelord.

>edgelord spotted
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>>709759672
>2016
>listening to metal for reasons other than nostalgia
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People who don't like my chemical romance
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>>709757410
Being a person.
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>>709759726
>2016
>listening to 'music'

I only appreciate forms of noise that are made naturally, such as throat singing, wall noise and farts
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>>709758214
You should watch Silicon Valley
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>>709758034
TV dinners and boxed meals are just as the bad, basement dwelling Neckbeard. You have to grow it yourself if you want to know what your eating.
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>>709757410
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People with more than one cat
People with lots of tattoos, a few are fine but they have to have some sort of meaning
People with stretched ears
high school dropouts
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People who don't smoke crack
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>>709758484
>pot smokers
as a person who used to smoke ridiculous amounts of weed, but doesn't anymore I can agree. Whenever I hang out with my friends who smoke weed that is all they can talk about and it's pretty boring conversation.
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dog lovers (dogs smell like shit half the time and they're annoying as fuck not to mention they'd suck your dick for a treat)

Racists

People who are full of themselves

People who listen to overly annoying music like dubstep edm etc

People with too many cats yea cats are cool and all but 1 or 2 is enough

Attention whores
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>>709761456
Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack
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>>709757657
>soccer enthusiasts
And here we have the average ignorant American in his natural habitat.
Just because your country invents games that nobody else plays and then declare yourself 'world champion' in them, does not mean we have to go along with it.
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>>709761456
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>>709759279
Found the worthless Greek
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people who promote marxism
faggots who dont like dogs
faggots who have a problem with the groups of people i choose not to associate with
faggots who dont get at least an 18 pack when drinking
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People who use emojis
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>>709758641
Underate
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>>709761961
>faggots who have a problem with the groups of people i choose not to associate with
So you're against people who dislike the same groups of people that you also don't like?
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>>709759484
>people who use "new" social media such as Instagram and Snapchat
You're just drawing an arbitrary line to separat yourself from other people who also use social media.
Don't flatter yourself, you're the same as them.
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>>709757410
There is liking dogs, and being a person who lives for dogs, and talks about dogs non stop and doesnt even have their own dog. Like some bitch I dated.
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>>709758034
I tip my fedora to you
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>>709758214
Remove kebab
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>>709757410
>>709758034
>>709758214
>>709761590

itt: autists with absolutely 0 friends
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>>709758034
Don't forget about Baalzack and Chaucer :^)

My red flag is elitist faggots who sprout nonsense in an attempt to impress people they don't know and never will know on the internet.
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>>709762975
Autist who needs to justify his own insecurities
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legit red flags:

muslims
keynesians
socialists
people who advocate for safe spaces
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>>709757410
Fat people who don't think their weight is a problem.
Vegans.
Social Justice Warriors
Weebs
People who post in loli threads
Anyone who uses Tumblr
Hillary supporters
Protestants
Kebabs
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>>709757410
>People with the inability to question themselves
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>>709758034
fuk you meen eats fast food more than twice per year?

-people who don't eat fast food at least twice a month
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>>709758246
people like this
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>>709758034
>>709758214
>>709758246
Whoa, slow down there fellas... don't get you fedoras in a snit
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>>709757410
>Dog lovers
Obvious cat fag detected. Opinion discarded.
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>>709757410
So in other words, you don't like hipsters?
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Saiyans.
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>>709757410
What if I just don't have any friends in general?
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>All Lives matter attitude.
>People who hate rap but "Love Eminem"
>Any Edm culture
>People who believe Tomi Lahren "Tells it like it is"
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>>709766177
You mean those damn monkeys
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>>709757410
what music should we listen too??? better not be some daddy issues rock or metallica bs or some gay asss degenerate nigger music
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>>709761775
Kek
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I can stand dog persons but if ya hate cats we can't get along at all

People who smell like shit even if they shower
People drowning in parfum
People who spray parfum/deo in small closed rooms

People who say the world is going down right now and won't shut up about it

People who get weirded out easily
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>Spends more money on makeup then food
>Farts and doesn't take credit or give warning
>Honks their horn instead of knocking on the door
>Takes the last piece of pizza/last beer they did not pay for without asking
>Loves reality tv/into hollywood gossip
>Plays the victim in monor situations
>Flushes tampons/pads
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>>709757410
>People who don't like puppers
>Millenials
>Liberals
>People who judge others by something as subjective as music
>people who make these threads
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>>709761775
Topkek
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>>709766295
That's a red flag for pretty much everyone.
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>>709757410
Greeks.
Refugees.
People who can't speak basic English.
Stoners.
Iphone faggots.
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>>709766914
Are you talking about your girlfriend or mom?
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>>709758484
I smoke pot but its not something I ever talk about and I don't define myself by it. In my area everyone old or young smokes it so its standard practice. I will say I hate the fuckin underage try hards who think they're like... So cool maaaan and have dreads and listen to fucking reggae.
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>>709767586
Sucks you only know one language.
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>>709757890
>I like cats more.
Cat people are instant red flags.
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>>709757866
Dogs are dumb, like their owners.
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Girls who like horses
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>People with no friends the same race as theirs
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>>709767860
Jag kan även lite svenska unt ein bischen deutsch
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>>709767861
A cat doesn't need to go for a walk 2 times a day.
A cat can take care of itself.

A cat is like a person.
A dog is like a retarded brother that needs you every 4 hours.
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>>709768224
Oui moi sproiken de fucking doitch, sieg heil.
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Vegan
They listen to drake
3/4 pants
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>>709757410
What's wrong with EDM
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>>709759176
>Stay poor
>£32,000 car at best
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>>709758214
Blue Collar Workers lol? Basically anything besides fat land whales at office desks?
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>>709768429
Stay mad bro. Typical butthurt Greek rhetoric
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Dog people are good outgoing normal people and patriotic Americans.

Cat people are smelly introverted hispter subhumans who aspire to be crusty old communist women.
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>Blondes driving BMW's with sunglasses that cover half their face
>People who laugh at everything and nothing
>Loud people
>Guys who call their other guy friends "boys"
>German liberals with "Gegen Nazis" stickers
>Mudslimes
>Niggers
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OP
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>>709757842
>Strayans in bali
its a fuckin laugh that we all just spend 5 bucks getting shittily made bintang singlets and then walk around the shithole like kings even though they all hate us
fuckin fun times
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>>709768717
>believing anyone gives a shit about anything you do enough to be mad about it.

Mad? I was clearly joking and am a different anon to the one you was replying to.
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>>709758484
>Car enthusiasts

t.busrider
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people that are offended by literally everything
they listen to pop with guitar in it and call it "country"
they listen to country at all
anyone who is completely physically unfit
people with a fake personality
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>>709769044
Kek
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>>709767735

Ex and girls in general. My mom gave me up when I was one. I know nothing about the useless bitch
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people who like music
pet owners
parents
singles
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>>709769255
At first I was gonna say that this explains your grude against women.
But all the examples you gave are reasonable red flags.
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>People from Croatia
>People from Albania
>Dont like metal
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muslims
refugees
people who defend muslims and refugees
people who look at you with disgust when you say that you hate muslims and refugees
smokers
people who drink alcohol
girls with more than one account on any social plattform
vegans
fat people
people who call themselves "gamers" but only play on consoles
putin lovers
clinton lovers
people who think politics are important
people who often use fake laughs
LoL and cs:go players
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>>709757410
What's wrong with liking dogs?
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- people with colored hair (aka the pink, purple, blue, etc. - normal colors don't apply)
- people who whine about EVERYTHING
- people as fat as planets
- people who just don't shut the fuck up
- SJWs
- TYT fans
- Muslims
- cucks
- people who like yaoi
- people who won't stop trying to talk to me about anime in public
- people who talk to me like I give a damn about their problems
- girls with hair too short
- excessive amount of piercings
- hipster clothes
- everyone named chad (all are fucking cunts who I've met, no exceptions to the rule)
- people who give me really stupid and weird reasons for not eating normal food (ex. people who don't eat chicken that is on the bone, vegans, vegetarians)
- people who don't shower often
- the unwashed black people hair
- parents who let their kid do whatever with no regard to the people around them
- people who just won't get off their phone for two seconds
- people who are smug and think they are better than everyone else when they themselves are trash tier
- hillary supporters
- people who keep doing stupid shit even after people try to show them a more efficient way
- people who defend muslims right after they commit a major act of terror
- there's more but this should get the point across
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>>709758034
>Protestant
>Haven't read Shakepeare, Cervantes, Celine, Rabelais

*tips fedora*
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>>709769556
>fat people
ill just go right off the bat and assume you're a fat person.
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>>709757587
>moslem
MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>709769907
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>>709769922
64 kg
haha no
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>>709757410
>anyone who believes everyone is 'born equal'

also, dogs are great - you're not
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>>709770053
64 kg = ? lbs
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>>709758484
>People with 1 sexual partner
>People with more than 1 sexual partner
No need to be butthurt and hate on other people just because they're not pathetic faggots like you who can't get laid.
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>>709770053
A bit insecure, aren't we?
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>>709770216
142
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>>709770216
Too stupid to use google?
You can literally type in '64 kg in lbs', you stupid shit.
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>>709757410
People who hate something for no reason
People who love something for no reason
People who refuse to listen to others because of bias
People who cannot explain why they do something
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>people who listen to edm
No edm is awesome, I'd say my answer would be "people what judge other people's music tastes"
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>>709770298
why insecure ? i just don't like it when people assume something and think they are right
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>>709758034
Thought you might need this
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>>709770053
>manlet detected
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>>709770053
2 weeks ago it was an 58kg
i am aiming to the get at least near 70kg because i am thin like a stick
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>>709758214
People who use the word islamophobe
Muslims
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>>709770431
You felt the need to prove to an anonymous person on an anonymous image board, that you're not fat.
What difference does it make? Nobody will ever know who you are. They won't even know your next post.
The only thing that made you do it was your insecurity over being called fat. You're so insecure about it, that you even need random strangers to know you're not.
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>>709769809
Everything this guy mentioned, he knows what's up.

- Self-hating white people
- Menthol smokers
- Quit college after 2-year degree to pursue a job that does not require college experience
- People who started vaping even though they never smoked cigarettes
- People without passports or interest in travel
- Girls who play video games
- People who won't shut the fuck up about all the marijuana they smoke
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Jews
Niggers
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>>709770623
i have aspergers , maybe it's because of that
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>>709767545
It's by my own choice. I just don't like people. They're all fucking stupid... Well where I live at least.
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>>709770701
Yeah, that makes sense.
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People who are 14+, play lol or dota or another competitive gay community games. These people are worthless useless traitor trash all of them.
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>>709770701
so skinny fat and retarded? got it.
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>>709769809

>people who are smug and think they are better than everyone else when they themselves are trash tier

easy there Chad.....you might be one of "those kind"

>people who keep doing stupid shit even after people try to show them a more efficient way

explain this one please. do you mean people who continue to do stupid shit inefficiently after others have taught them to do stupid shit efficiently?
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>>709761775
Burn
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>>709759279
>Force Greece to pay national debt back
No shit, you fucking retard. Do you even know how debts work? You owe someone money, you pay them back. This isn't your NEET welfare shit where you shitpost on /b/ all day and live of taxpayer money and give nothing in return.
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>having more than 100 facebook friends
>using apps like kik snapchat
>using ghetto slang too often
>having a friend who is a guy
>Delusions of self worth
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>>709770691
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>>709770701
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>>709759597
>The language you're speaking is based on German, you dense cunt.
Germanic and German are different things, you fucking retard. Plus about 80% of the English language comes from French, Latin and Greek and not Germanic.
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People voting for Donald Trump
Virgins older than 20
Religious people
People who get in fights all the time
People who have never tried drugs
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>>709759279
Go fucking die in poverty, you useless greek piece of shit.
I fucking hope you get kicked out of the EU and invaded by Turkey.
Not that you could do anything about it without hiding behind countries like France and Germany.
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>>709771004
>having a friend who is a guy
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>>709770916

I'll explain it to you for him.

There are actually people out there who type out google.com, even though they have a fucking google search bar on their browser.
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>>709757410
this thread is filled with such massive faggots LOL

>people who think vaporwave is a progressive artform
>people whos lives are defined by their number of likes/shares
>post 07 4chan
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>>709771558
Its allways a bad sign she either fucked him or will fuck him when you piss her off.
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>>709759877
>No shit. It's the birthplace of western civilisation and culture.

>Eastern Europe
>birthplace of western civilization
Pick one.
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>>709771689
>literally being this pathetic
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>>709771689
The thread is about red flags when dealing with people ingeneral.
We weren't even talking about chicks, you cuck.
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>>709769556
Thank you for existing
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>>709771757
5 years still got my woman.
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>>709770216
Learn how to use metric like 99,999% of the world, you fucking amurifat.
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>>709771954
I've been with mine for 10 years, I have female friends and she has male friends its not her or my fault you're a pathetic, jealous faglord of an individual.


toplol tbh
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>>709772160
Cool story bro, diffrent strokes for diffrent folks.
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>>709771689

No, you see, lots of attractive girls just enjoy having a bunch of beta guy friends to cater to their every need, while they only let one select Chad fuck them.

In fact, they expect most of their guy friends to want to fuck them, it makes her easier to get what she wants. I made friends with a girl like this but I told her that I wasn't into her and would probably never fuck her. I can get away with grabbing her ass, teasing her, and saying whatever the fuck I want to er. My next trick will be getting her to buy food for me.
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>>709771004
>Having a friend that is a guy
Faggot
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>>709770662
omg im a girl i play video games gais buy me free shit and let my pussy be a magnet for all the other things i need since omg im a girl who plays video games

ive literally never met one who didnt act like ^
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>>709757547
Why accountants anon?
Genuinely interested
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>>709761674
You will cowards do not even smoke crack.
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>>709771619
this wasn't helpful. thank you for trying though
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>>709773336
Precisely
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niggers
kikes
muslims
liberals
commies
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>>709767912
>I don't like dogs because disliking dumb animals makes me think I'm smart
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People who don't ever swear.
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>>709757410


PEOPLE WHO TRY HARD TO PLEASE EVERYONE

OVERLY NICE PEOPLE

GIRLS WHO HAVE SISTERS AND HEY ARE THEIR ONLY FRIENDS

SAND NIGGERS
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>>709757657


THIS ONE IS ALWAYS RIGHT: THE CHARITY EVENT ONE. THE ONE'S THAT DO TIS ARE USUALLY SINGLE WOMEN WHO ARE LOSERS OR FAT FUCKS TRYING TO IMPRESS THEIR BOSS
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Dog lovers are fine, it's the people that treat their dog like it's a human that worry me. Doesn't matter how much you love your dog it's still just a dog
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>>709775284
sounds like a great place to find a fuckbuddy
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>>709768297
So, you saying that a cat person isn't capable of taking care of a single pet. I may agree on that.
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>>709770829
>competitive gay community games
kek
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girls with this kind of hair

>>709757410
I actually disagree with the EDM thing, it's the people that listen to nothing but the bland kind of bro club EDM that ruin it for everybody.
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>>709757410
Why EDM op
>>
Deeply religious people
People that are mean to animals
People that describe themselves as emotionless
Proudly describe themselves as Liberal
People that complain about every job they've ever had
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>>709775530
A cat person doesn't want a pet can't do anything on his own.

A cat person likes that the cat doesn't need him 24/7 and can live his own life.
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>>709761775
People who fake injuries
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>>709775717
I describe my cat as "my room mate" and not "my pet" because I'm pretty sure she'd get along fine if I suddenly died one day.
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>>709775821
Because it will eat your corpse.
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>>709761097
I can cook more than a dozen recipes starting from raw ingridients you imbecile twat
>>709762655
>>709762975
>>709763220
>>709765938
>>709769907
Uneducated harry potter faggots spotted
>>709765512
You are posining youserlf, hope you're happy with it, I'd like you to die asap
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>>709758034
really? Protestants are the most sane out of the christian religions.

but whatever. my red flags are
-Somebody who tells me something and they can't remember it when asked later on(pretty good indicator of a pathological liar)
-When something good or bad happens to them, and their emotional state just seems to be almost neutral(almost like a sociopath)
-when somebody tries to boss another over the most unimportant and mundane things(controlling)
>>709758214
>blue collar workers
anybody who hates blue collar workers, because it shows they don't know fuck all about economics, and most likely some fat neckbeard socialist that lives off of mountain dew and cheetos in his mom's basement.
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>>709776344
>>blue collar workers
>anybody who hates blue collar workers, because it shows they don't know fuck all about economics, and most likely some fat neckbeard socialist that lives off of mountain dew and cheetos in his mom's basement.

THANK YOU GOD DAMMIT.
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>>709776288
but HP's a good (written by a woman) book
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>>709775821
This guy get's it.
A dog stands beneath you.
A cat is an equal.
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>>709757410
>Cat lovers
>Tattoos and/or piercing in stupid places you cannot cover easily
>vegan culture
>lgtb culture
>art/women studies
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>>709776288
you don't deserve those dubs.
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>>709776833
>piercing in places you can cover easily are the sexiest anyway.
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>>709776344
>-Somebody who tells me something and they can't remember it when asked later on(pretty good indicator of a pathological liar)
>-When something good or bad happens to them, and their emotional state just seems to be almost neutral(almost like a sociopath)
>-when somebody tries to boss another over the most unimportant and mundane things(controlling)
nice list
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>>709757410
>People who listen to EDM
Take it to /mu/ you fucking hipster
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>>709758034
>implying non whites read those people
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>>709757410
I shot stray cats for shits and giggles with my brother and cousin once.

Is that red flagish?
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>>709777777
CHECKED
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>>709777777

Wow, those numbers aren't half bad.
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>>709777777

WASTE
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>>709777777
Checked
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>>709777777
Fucking waste
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>>709777777
Czeched
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>>709777777
terrible luck
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>>709777777
fucker why would you waste that
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>>709777777
CHECK'D
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>>709777777
shit son
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>>709777777
people that waste gets
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>>709777777
TRUMP WILL WIN
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>>709776991
WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW
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>>709777995
Hillary will win.
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>>709777777
MOM GET THE CAMERA
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>>709776513
2nded

Also, thank you for the entertainment you autistic lot. Your misery makes me feel better that there is always worse out there.
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>>709777777
SON GET YOUR BITE PILLOW
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>>709777777
SOMEONE GET THE FUCKING CAMERA
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>>709777864

>people who are cruel to animals/others

If you get your juices flowing from abusing your power for shits and giggles you definitely have problems. Like most btards anyway...
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>nigger
>muslim
>The guy that constantly bums smokes and asks co workers to take him to work/pick him up
>girls that love pink hunting camo
>people that have "true stories" that are obviously not true but are determined to convince you
>"women" with a noticeable bulge in their pants
>liberals
>people from new jersey
>trashy people with shitty cars
>feminists
>SJWs
>strippers
>"we're an honest Christian family"
>"I'm an atheist"
>people that wear fedoras
>The guy that carries like 5+ knives on him and refuses to carry a gun
>"artists" with their favorite band being nirvana
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>>709757410
People who vote for Trump
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>>709764244
does this trigger you? cuck
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>>709757890
>cats better than dogs
Go fuck yourself. Only antisocial autist neckbeards like cats better.
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this thread
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Turns out most people here are fucking assholes with weird standards, no wonder you're all lonely.
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>>709777777
LUCKIEST USER ON 4CHAN
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>>709757410
>people with no friends the same race as theirs
I agree OP. Immigrants and foreigners are huge red flags.
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>>709777998
99% chance someone sicked thumb-tags on her boobs without the spiky part with some glue.

1% chance a girl ruined her tits with thumb-tags. they are a lot wider then needles.

Anyway its hot as fuck.
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>>709779031
no luckiest is >>7777777
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>>709777777
777777 GET
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>>709777864
>21th century leftist
>21th century
>21th
>>
> hypocrites
> narcissists
> superiority issues
> dislike animals
> dislike others based on music, movie, art etc tastes
> obese people
> people who play the victim
> people relying on aid programs who are not elderly
> homeless
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>>709779091
They're called thumb tacks. Think of the definition of "tag and the definition of "tack". Thumb tacks.
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>>709766786
>People who smell like shit even if they shower
>People drowning in parfum
>People who spray parfum/deo in small closed rooms
every nigger
>>
christians
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>>709777777
kek manifested himself
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>>709778850
>on b
>not assuming everyone to be autistic neckbeards
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>Cat lovers
>Listens to heavy metal
>Vegans
>Has a clique with girls only and when they meet up they drink wine and eat quiche and salad
>Studies psychology, hence only cares about psychology
>Doesn't work out
>Doesn't read
>Doesn't watch movies
>Supports populism/alt right memeist
>Third/fourth wave feminist
>muh safe space
>Doesn't vote
>Browses 4chan
>Wears non-prescription glasses
>Smokes weed
>Favorite show is Sex and the City
>Rape victim
>Daddy issues
>Can't enjoy sports
>Doesn't want children
>Is a career woman
>Considers big bang theory to be a good comedy
>Has a tumblr page
>Overly introvert
>Considers leddit memes to be funny
>Backchats her friends
>Has a friend she shares everything with
>Only listens to Indie psychedelica music
>LEGALIZE IT
>Doesn't enjoy travelling
>Main interest is video games
>Can't into references
>Doesn't like my friends
>Dislikes dancing
>Doesn't want to hold hands in public
>Doesn't brush her teeth
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>>709779974
Don't assume everyone her is a autistic neckbeard.

I'm autistic but can't grow a beard.
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>>709777777
CHECK EM
>>
>white
>female
>middle class
>in mid 40s
>drives a mini van
>has a bowl haircut as well as her kids that she refuses to parent
>doesn't work for a living
>always looks like she just sucked on a lemon
>always wants to speak to the manager
>conservative Christian
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>>709780737
>>always wants to speak to the manager
we all know who you are referring to
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>>709777777
We aren't going to see that many 7s in a row again for a long time
>>
ITT: 4chan buzzwords and flaccid dicks
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>>709776344
capitalist fucboys who think that having a deep understanding of "economics" is needed to be a valid human being. That's the typical straw man argument for those who advocate lower minimum wages and that low income workers should pay up economical crisis. Fuck you with a ten foot pole, die in a ditch. You're what's wrong with the world.
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>>709776832
>wanting to be equal with a dumb animal.

I'm not saying you suck, you just value different shit in your pets. I like pets that are eager to play whenever and get into shenanigans. Cats only do one of those things.
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>>709758925
>Nordic people (we wuz vikings and sheit)

Who have you ever met from a nordic country who actually gave a fuck about "vikings and sheit"?
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>>709758925
What is Asia to you exactly? Thailand isn't the only country in Asia m8.
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>>709758234
This. Dogs are awesome. Who doesn't want an animal that is happy to see you no matter what?
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>>709759039
Trust me, there are good women that don't join feminist, activist or environment sects
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>>709759176
You will die someday.
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>>709781562
American activist groups. ftfy.
Outside your borders, there are progressives who aren't batshit insane.
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>>708000000
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>>709759039
Most women are a walking giant red flag nowadays, so this is pretty accurate.
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>>709759262
What's wrong with saving some cash on pre-rolled cigarettes? I don't do it, but I don't see the harm, aside from triggering nearby cops because it could be a joint.
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>>709757410
Anything which people do that I don't do
Anyone who isn't me
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>>709771536
You're a useless coward.
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>>709775813
I kek'd
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Niggers
Kikes
Gooks
Beaners
Natives
Half niggers
Niggers
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>>709759597
Spotted the neo-nazi small dick prick. Go get raped by your uncle or something. Whenever I see one of you jerkmans in my country I laugh at your face. And you stay there, with your mouth shut like the cuck you are.
>>
>>709777777
Spicy
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>>709776288
Nobody cares. You're just full of yourself and everyone is giving you shit about it. I hope you're baiting, 'bater.
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>>709758484
>'business savy' women
Shy faggot detected
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>>709772886
Learn the difference between women who play video games and camwhores with a controller in their hand.

My wife never does asks for anything for free or tries to get attention. Most of the time she just mutes her mic because she's tired of dealing with losers like you that get triggered when they hear a female voice.
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>>709758747
Kek
>>
Chad
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>>709764244
I agree with everything but weebs, given how ambiguous some people are about the definition. People who watch anime pay taxes and circulate currency and don't often contribute DNA to the gene pool. As long as they don't walk out with a Naruto headband in public they should be fine.
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>>709768864
This. Why would you not want an animal that loves you back?
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>>709758747
Sorry, fam.
It actually stands for faggot ass midget.
Sorry that you are a faggot ass midget, faggot ass midget.
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>>709775583
underage b&
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>>709769383
I bet you're a blast to be around.
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>>709759010
We'd get along just fine.
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>>709769809
>people who won't stop trying to talk to me about anime in public
Even strangers can tell he likes anime just by looking at him
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>>709770662
>>709772886
Best wow-guild knew that since back in the days
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>>709770403
What, you've never had a like or dislike for a reason you can't quite grasp? Like a song that is catchy to you? That must be a shit existence if there is nothing new to discover about yourself.
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>>709768913
You must be the life of the party
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>>709757410
Red flags for me
People who don't like dogs
Dogs are man's best friend and if you don't like them or they don't like you, then you shouldn't be liked by anyone.
>>
People who don't like dogs
Misanthropes
Single moms (esp. with mixed kids)
Felons
Women who claim not to be religious, but "spiritual"
People who travel alot outside of work
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>>709777777
Conflagration!
>>
weebs
pony lovers
league of legend players
people who are into cuck fetish
>>
People who don't like DnB
Weeaboos
Greasy haired fucks
the skinny, malnourished look
doesn't like dogs
''better than you'' attitude
likes rap
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>>709770270
My thoughts exactly.
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