Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>709738862
2 bolts snapped when we were working on the car, so it's gunna take at least one more day to finish it, if not longer.
Assuming you're free for the day? Or is there a train to catch?
>>709739190
Fuck you
Pretty quiet
Claimu!
I just realised the last thread was 8 hours long
>>709739476
Time flies, huh?
-wew-
hello
Claim
>>709739211
Sucks. Im mostly free today, might need to go help on some stuff here and there but thats about it.
>>709739926
Even when I was younger I thought the Team Magma girls were pretty cute. Now I think they're pretty... hot.
>>709739967
Any plans? Or just laze about, study, and nap?
Hi!
>>709740209
I want to cum in that hat.
>>709740209
Hi, Anonon!
kyss
>>709739566
>>709739476
No response? Did you fall asleep?
Back with a spicy claim~
>>709740058
I-Is that supposed to be a pun?
>>709740260
Hi Nui!
>hugs Nui
>>709740240
She's mine
>>709740416
I dont know what to say
>>709740493
Me neither...
-hugs-
>>709740532
*Hugs back*
>>709740447
>hugs the Nonon
So how have you been?
>>709740209
Ayyy Nononon!
>>709740434
Maybe.
>>709740193
I got nothing.
Morning guys.
Claiming Diesel-san.
>>709740576
-unzips your pants too-
I don't know what to say.
>>709740732
*Pulls down your pants*
Look at the rules
>>709740833
-does the same for you-
I'd rather look at those dubs
I noticed you removed a few rules.
>>709740585
I've been good Nui! Going out with buddies tomorrow. You doing anything this weekend?
>>709740660
Hi!
>hugs makoto
>>709741006
*I'd rather look at your dick*
I only removed 1
>>709740688
So a true day off then? I'd be all over on what to do if i had one of those.
>>709741038
>Hugs the Nonon
How goes?
>>709740672
You cheeky, cutie you~
>>709741136
-I'd rather you touch it-
It was an important one, too.
>>709741175
Nice legs.
>>709741287
*Touches it*
>>709741175
You gotta admit. It was pretty good, wasn't it.
>cutie you~
Say's you.
Courtney is pretty adorable.
>>709741348
-Is that the best you can do?-
>>709741147
It's going great! My buddies and I are going out tomorrow.
>>709741569
*Grabs it in hand and starts moving up and down*
>>709741038
Oh, that's cool, what are you going to do?
And for me not much, maybe watch a movie or something.
>>709741593
Ohhh, Halloween related I assume?
>>709741622
-throbs in your hand, letting out a soft gasp-
that's what I wanted to see, nice dubs
>>709741829
*Keeps rubbing*
I keep getting dubs today
>>709741869
-are you just going to give me a light handjob, or will you go further-
Dubs, AND 69.
>>709741942
*Do... Do you want my mouth?*
You got 69 aswell
>>709742020
-yes please-
Now double 20s. You are just the get master.
>>709742161
Moves mouth close to you*
It was a 42020
>>709741724
We're gonna go out to eat, then go to the mall and mess around, then chill at someone's pad.
>>709741733
Nah, we're gonna go out because imma meet a friend for the first time. He's been friends with my best friends for awhile but I met him on our discord group and we play together.
>>709742223
-waits in anticipation, pulling you closer to me-
And that was almost quads, Step it up!
>>709742237
The most boring anon!
>>709742249
Ah, that sounds wonderful! i hope you have fun!
>>709742237
B o r i n g
>>709742353
*Phone rings*
>>709742423
exde
>>709742495
-oh no, who's is it this time?-
>>709742486
EXDE
>>709742520
*I don't know, but he said "Reply to this post or your waifu will die in her sleep tonight*
>>709739158
Sorry faggots, but I've claimed ALL the waifus. /Thread
>>709742560
Motherfucker.
>>709742560
too late
>>709742622
>>709742633
Nice dubs
>>709741287
Legs are a gift
>>709741350
I'll admit, it was good. You can say it left me quite.. Heated.
>Courtney is pretty adorable
Not as adorable as Kirino in a bathing suit
>>709742649
nou
>>709739158
YOU PATHETIC LOSERS GO OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD INSTEAD OF JACKING TO CARTOONS
Papanomaly is my waifu <3
>>709742701
What's "The Real World"
Never heard of that anime.
Is it good?
>>709742249
Ohhh, sounds like fun yo! Hope you have a blast.
>>709742666
Indeed they are, satan.
Now let's see some MOAR.
>>709742560
-hits you.
>>709742423
Don't Bully Chen please
>>709742701
>Real world
How do you know it's really real though?
>>709742775
KILL YOURSELF
>>709742841
>KILL YOURSELF
y-you too..
>>709742560
Can't not post.
>>709742666
>Mfw I can finally sleep in a bed
>Mfw the fingers in my head are wiggling
>Mfw I'm to tired to word
>Fmw ooga booga
>>709742701
Tried it, it's boring and sressfull
4/10
>>709742921
Man I can't even not link post wrongs
Ded
>>709742701
nou
>>709742827
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>>709742775
>>709742763
>>709742701
>>709742684
>>709742666
>>709742649
>>709742633
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>>709742560
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>>709742495
>>709742486
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>>709742264
>>709742249
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>>709742223
>>709742161
>>709742020
>>709741942
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>>709741593
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>>709741038
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>>709740672
>>709740432
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>>709739625
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>>709739158
>>709743003
Thanks for the 9 (You)'s + (OP)
>>709743047
can we erp
>>709743003
nou
>>709742436
Thanks! I would invite you too but I'm sure you live far away.
>>709742813
I'm sure I will! If invite you too if my buddies were chill with it
>>709743108
yes
>>709743108
>>709743167
can i join?
>>709743167
>I slowly begin to take off your clothing
>My lizard begin to show
Do you wish to continue yes or nou?
>>709742666
Those trips are pretty hellish. I hear it's a warm place.
Left you heated? I'm that good I can make you blush?
>>709743141
Haha, I'd join too if I didn't have my car to worry about. Then again, I could probably just tell me dad I have something to do. Wait, what day exactly anyways?
>>709743256
Shut the fuck up.
>>709742520
>>709742560
Can we continue?
>>709743520
>I continue anyway
>My lizard continue to grow. It spit at you
>you take off your shirt, you make it very nice.. very haut.
>my lizard grow excite
Do you wish to continue?
Yis or nau?
>>709743434
It's tomorrow, or rather today.
>>709743141
Well it's nice to know you'd still have fun regardless.
>>709743576
Of course.
>>709743962
*Hangs up phone*
It's not like that's real or anything
>>709743751
Ohhhh, you people and your Saturday plans! Well, I wouldn't mind a day off from the car stress, but it's all up to you mang.
Note: I don't normally wake up till 2 or 3 in the afternoon though.
Is that sociopath that kills tortures, kills, and mutilates squirrels here?
>>709744025
-sighs-
Phew, glad to hear that. Where were we again?
>>709744058
No.
>>709744058
Unfortunately not
I guess I'll leave then.
>>709744135
I was just about blow you
>>709744290
Oh, cool. You should get to that, I'm losing my boner.
>>709744413
*Sticks mouth around your cock and starts moving back and forth*
>>709744055
Hmm, lemme ask them. But it's breddy early
>>709744536
Ya, 4 AM. You and your friends stay up pretty late, eh?
>>709744464
-grabs you by the head and pushes you down on my cock-
>>709744635
*Sucks more*
Anyway, rate this: https://www.rabb.it/shino83
>>709743754
Oh shit, I didn't see your reply, I'm sorry!
>>709744631
Yeah, we're night owls!
>>709744827
-pulsates in your mouth, nearing orgasam-
The fuck is this shit? https://www.rabb.it/shino83
>>709744922
*Sucks harder*
Did you go to it?
May I ask who this grill is?
>>709745000
Stella?
>>709744865
Well, I can't really say much since my job is what t is, because I am one myself.
>>709744970
-pushes you further on my cock, about to orgasam-
I'm on mobile.
>>709745024
Thanks fam
>>709744865
It's fine, as i said hope you have fun!
>>709745101
*Sucks even harder*
So it doesn't work?
>>709745266
-orgasams internally, filling your mouth with loads of hot, sticky cum-
Not on this phone, no. Page won't even load for me.
>>709745266
>>709745341
God damn you're cancer.
>>709745341
*Swallows*
Have a screenshot, and just imagine pokemon go song, never gonna give you up and the troll song played at the same time cause that's what it is
>>709745562
I try, thank you.
>>709745562
I know
>>709745059
But that's out of necessity! Damn, they said that they wouldn't be comfortable with someone they didn't know, atleast for a bit.
>>709745230
Thanks Nui
Well, I'm off
>hugs Nui and Makoto
O boy
>>709745605
Oh, I've seen that.
>also, kek at the chat.
Not something I'd visit, but have fun.
>>709745697
Understandable, another day for the car it is!
Night Nononon!
>>709745698
T H I G H S
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>>709745795
I'm just waiting for that person to get back, and having a bit of fun while waiting
>>709745848
T R I P S
R
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P
S
>>709745910
You guys should actually meme it up instead of just autismo ear rape. We should watch a bad movie/anime together or something.
>>709745697
See ya! rest well!
>>709745960
You can join and put something on if you want
>>709746021
Also, you should add me on steam.
Don't mention this rp again please, i'm drunk.
>>709746240
Sounds like a fun idea.
>>709746304
Tell me your steam then
R O L L
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>>709746359
http://steamcommunity.com/id/falsetales/
Claimed
>preparing for a 3 hour drive edition
>>709746448
I wouldn't mind a 3 hour drive with Aliceuu.
>>709746441
I need to waste £5 to add you as a friend. Fuck that
>>709746594
Give me your steam account, I can add you.
>>709746697
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198340120663
ruri
>>709746852
has
>>709746481
Hi
>>709746497
Trust me, you would
>>709747221
Hello
>>709742823
Alright. I dont have pics though ;~;
>
>>709743419
It just caught me off guard, that's all. I-its not like I think you're f-funny or something.
>>709747221
Why's that? Aliceuu is a cutie.
Thread's pretty slow tonight.
>
>>709747259
*a lot of pics
>>709747328
God I wish that apple were me.
>>709747259
That's okay. Quality, not quantity.
Legs AND Butt? It's my lucky day!
>>709747423
Die, retard.
>>709747481
I can't, this world needs me.
>>709747253
Hello
>>709747291
She is, but she has a very short temper. Your probably end up getting kicked a bunch before the end of the trip
>>709747586
Hey
>>709747423
Chen bby
>>709747517
>>709747622
That's like rem and ram if they were both miku
>>709747586
>She is, but she has a very short temper. Your probably end up getting kicked a bunch before the end of the trip
Sounds adorable. I'd give Aliceuu her space if need be. That way she won't throw temper trantrums for taking her spot~
>>709747517
>I can't, this world needs me
Nobody "needs" you
>>709748112
I need him
>>709747622
>>709748236
Hence why I said "nobody." You're a nobody.
>>709748285
I baked this thread, im not nobody
>>709748319
That sounded really bad didn't it
>>709748319
That's nothing to be proud of, these threads are terrible, just like your RP.
>>709748372
Yes.
>>709748400
It's better than your rp
>>709748421
>
>>709748475
At least my rp actually exists further up, it's yours that doesn't exist
>>709748512
My RP doesn't exist because I'm not faggot who roleplays like you do.
>>709748591
And im not a faggot who doesn't roleplay like you
>>709748627
Well, you got me there.
I just finished Steins;Gate, it is a damn good animu can recommend
however I remember an anon here saying it suffered from a major plothole but i can't find it, anyone know what he was referring to?
>>709748831
The whole thing
>>709748864
This.
>>709748880
That.
>>709748112
9/10 Husbando but not DIO.
>>709748864
how though, if you want to rip on it for using time travel that seems a bit stupid since its science fiction
I honestly didnt see anything wrong with it
>leave for 2 hours
>come back
>thread's still here
>what
Just got back from watching Doctor Strange. It's pretty gud.
>>709749250
last thread was up for 8 hours
this will probably last a few more hours as well
was it good or just a fun watch?
compared to all the previous super hero movies which were a bit meh
>>709747681
I think just being there is enough to get kicked. But I also get waspish during trips, so we would understand each other and keep a very healthy distance of at least one different vehicle
>>709749365
Dude, it was soooo good. Trippy sometimes, but really, it's very good. Wish I could tell you what happens, but I might spoil for some people here.
>>709749365
>8 hours
You people are really bad with numbers, aren't you?
>Went back and checked when I saw that
>3 hours and 40 minutes or so
I guess it's easy to confuse a 3 for an 8, but c'mon.
>>709749615
Okay, I'm done replyingn ow.
>>709749745
I still hate you.
Hope you die in a fire.
Night.
>>709749493
yea from what i have seen in the trailers it looks pretty cool. Yea telling me what happens would spoil it for me as well
I imght go check it out then
>>709749569
i wasnt in that thread but
>>709739476 said 8 hours so idk just guess i believed him
>>709749798
Why?
>>709749823
The last thread (the one that sachi made) was 8 hours long
>>709749889
yea thats what i thought i remember checking it but apparently im bad with numbers
>>709749959
It's this thread thats 3 hours long
>>709749994
i never denied that
i said PREVIOUS thread was 8 hours long
>>709750080
I know
>>709747449
Well I hope your luck will continue to blossom.
>>709749823
>>709749889
>>709749959
Unless 4chans whole clock decided to stop dead for 5 hours, it was 3 hours and 40 minutes. I literally checked the length of it the moment this thread started and I saw that comment.
>>709750637
PREVIOUS
the thread before this one dummy
>>709750637
Sachi's thread was made at 2am (England time), this thread was made at 10 am (England time). That makes sachi's thread 8 hours
>Wake up
>Turns out I had rolled over in my sleep
>Back is killing me
>Flip myself over and go back to sleep for an hour
>Wake up with no pain
Science yo
>>709750781
i fucking love head tilts
>>709750781
>>709750804
So 4chans clock system is kill. I understand previous.
>Come into this thread
>One of the first fucking posts says last thread was 8 hours long
>Immediately click back to the PREVIOUS thread
>Hover over the OP time
>3 hours 42 minutes
So again, unless 4chan died for a while, the clock went kill, or some odd fucking spaghetti code happened...
Mexico's new rifle is pretty damn neato
>>709751150
something like this?
>>709751207
since you are the only one saying it lasted that long it must have something to do with you
>>709751207
It's the same for me.
I have awoken
カラミチーマス
>>709751686
>>709751743
Or maybe... maybe you're all time travelers!
Yep, that's what I'm going with.
>>709751876
Ching chong my ding dong 5 dollar
>>709751686
i like the other one more
Maybe i did read the time of the thread wrong
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/709725569
>>709751958
guess i was wrong
searched the archieve and sacho's thread started 8 am and this one at 11 am (my time)
weird that my mobile was telling me 2 am
>>709752380
ah how about this?
>>709752413
>>709752505
>I was right
Wait, what? And here I was second guessing myself...
>>709751962
Hurr durr guns burgers steaks murica
>>709752505
that works
,
>>709752660
I was pretty sure it was 2am though. I think 4chan did mess up or something
>>709752696
>TFW all of that is unironically true
Hi everyone!
>>709753617
go back to your stream
>>709753617
Hello Not Empi
>>709753677
no u
>>709753724
hi gaaallllli best gun
>>709753617
>>709754080
What's up?
>inb4 ceiling
>>709754163
Cute!
>>709754233
Thank you.
>>709752959
I'm ashamed to realize that after living my life here.
>>709754163
ohh its my favorite little robo qt
>>709754233
Not much man, Watching tv drinking some coffee. thinking about how gali is a cute. thats about how my day is going.
>>709754332
Post more cute
>>709754335
So is that a yes to the ching ching ding dong?
>>709754365
Thats pretty good, Galil is cute.I'm about to play some Skyrim.
>>709754691
Sure I guess.
>>709754691
God i want that game
>>709753617
Good afternoon
doot
>>709754691
Not really, I meant the America part.
all ur waifu are shite
>>709756579
I don't agree
>>709756814
of course you don't
because you have a shite waifu
>>709757155
This opinion has weight, however your personal reasoning behind my disagreement is flawed.
Just kidding, what to meant to say is DAMAGE CONTROL.
>>709757531
have u considered getting a better waifu?
>>709758014
Good morning tomoko
>>709758014
I'd rather the manga tomoko with >>709757155 those eye
Also in answer to your question, DAMAGE CONTROL AAAAAA
>>709754691
Good morning you psychotic wolf girl
Best type moon claimed.
>>709758320
good night mavis
>>709758639
Make sure you wash your keyboard and your hands.
>>709758803
>not marking your territory with cum.
>>709758803
make sure u wash out ur mouth
>>709759129
Rude tbh
>>709758904
>not marking your territory with the blood of your enemies.
last image lewd?
>>709759373
I do have some blood spatter on my desk actually, but I think it's my own.