Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?
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Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?
I fucked this chick thats in the guines book of world records for being the fattest bitch ever. Ps. It was your mum.
>>709735798
It's past your bedtime
>>709735573
not famous famous, but porn star famous. not famous porn star famous, just porn star.
IDK if she qualifies as famous, but I used to fuck her and this qt little Asian girl when they were in my acting class back in Tampa.
>>709736289
you're a paragon of clarity, anon
>>709736358
yes. unambiguous if you read it.
Lady gaga
>>709735573
Dani Jensen.
I just wanted to see what fucking a pornstar was like. I felt really comfortable with Dani but it wasn't mind-boggling sex, it was just enjoyable. She was super confident, playful, and defnitely experienced.
I wouldn't do it again. No discredit to her, it just wasn't as spectacular a sex for the price. I've had sex that was just as good from girlfriends/hookups on Tinder.
Depends on how you define famous. I fucked Sophie McNiell, named among the most influential women in Australia, when she was at uni.
She was freaky and submissive, she wanted me to fist her vag but I could never get my fist in before she got too scared and told me to stop. Only lasted a few weeks she dumped me because of my small penis.
>>709735573
Your sister
She's famous on pornhub because I recorded me fucking her
last year i banged a G.L.O.W. wrestler from the 80s. i was a kid when the show was on air and used to watch it after cartoons. she was also on a couple of silk stalkings in the 90s...i just turned 39 this year and this happened last year... i think she was 20 years older than me... sometimes its better not to bang chicks you wacked offf too when you were younger
Riley Mason is fat and busted up now, but she's a call girl in Vegas. I paid $500 for a handjob, didn't even cum on her tits. Her voice is still the same though, that was pretty sexy.
Fucked a porn star named Amber Grey. Not so famous, but on box covers of some DVDs. She was pregnant at the time which is why I went for it - cross that off the bucket list. She just happened to be a porn star too.
Fucked some other really skanky ugly porn star, don't even remember her name. Never found any of her shit online or anything.
>>709735573
I kissed two actresses, is that ok?
Hooked up with Rosario Dawson once. Kept trying to call and text her afterwards, but she ignored me. Kind of embarrassed about calling so much...
>>709737975
>Amber Grey.
>>709737862
now I'm trying to figure out who it is
>>709738175
She looks cute without glasses and some random dudes dick in her snatch
>>709738336
>>709738175
>>709737975
and here's some OC. she let me take pix when I fucked her. see, she's all prego.
>>709738012
Lucky bastard
>>709736355
pics or it didn't happen
>>709738578
Did you at least cum inside her or did you waste the chance?
>>709738578
and here's that 'famous' Amber Grey hairy pussy. (she's in a lot of hairy pussy videos it turns out)
OC from when I fucked her.
pics or it didnt happen douchebags.
>>709738753
nigger thats the most beat ass pussy I ever saw.
>>709735573
>on /b/
>had sex
where the fuck do you think you are?
>>709738894
that's the thing with the hobby, sometimes you hit the jackpot, sometimes you get beat ass pussy.
like I said, I went for it because she was pregnant. crossed that off my bucket list.
>>709738578
lucky bastard
>>709738977
Did you fucking cum in her or not? I personally dont use condoms or pull out if i have the option to. Imo thats a perfect chance to cum inside a porn star (on my bucket list) dont tell me u wasted it
>>709738578
I dont know man I think your full of shit.
>>709739096
nope, she didn't let me fuck her raw. she did suck my cock bareback though. she finished me with her hand at the last second though. wish I could say otherwise but that's what happened.
>>709739213
blow me
that's obviously not the same amber grey, faggot.
>>709739309
post who you say it is.
>>709739213
fuck she isn't even Amber Grey, she's Amber Gray.
again. blow me.
Ive had about 3 local celebrity's (philippines) during my younger days. Those were the days.
>>709739377
post something recognizable I'll admit I have no idea who she is.
>>709735573
I fucked Thing from Adams Family once.
No wait I was just jacking off drunk, nevermind.
>>709739449
already did faggot.
>>709739593
is it a pornstar?
>>709739593
you fucked a little known prn star. good job.
>>709739729
that is correct. already said that, faggot.
>try to keep up
>>709739268
Now i gotta ask wtf why. Was she worried about getting hiv or some shit lol
>>709736926
i wouldn't even be proud to admit that.
so, how loose is her anoose?
>>709739827
fuck off with your shit thread. but I will ask this how bad did her pussy smell?
>>709739268
>bareback is a gay term for unprotected gay sex
youre a faggot. also fuck you for making me google that.
>>709739870
she sure as shit wasn't worried about getting pregnant
>>709740087
it's not just gay, faggot.
>>709740139
yes it is faggot fuck off.
>>709740087
Also a term for fucking without a condom the gays made it popular in porn then it went mainstream
Faggot
>>709735573
https://youtu.be/nHfy5N-fml8
>>709740235
faggot
My uncle is in government and he has fucked me, not sure if that counts.
Brooke Hyland
>>709740235
ya just like jerking off to traps isnt gay right?
>>709740344
doesn't prove shit, faggot.
>>709740533
he's fucking me too. i mean $80.56 of taxes every week what the actual fucking in the ass and pussy hell
>>709740822
>feminine penis
face it your gay as fuck.
>>709740852
Not sure if tax joke hah.
It's been a few years since I was really, well, whored out to people like him.
>>709740344
>>709740822
it's a straight term too, faggot.
>>709741083
feminine penis.
why samefag when youre just a full blown faggot.
I had sex with a Dutch youtuber once, she does make up tutorials she has 150k subs. Not really all that famous but when I saw her at the youtuber event it was packed where she was so still pretty famous I guess
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>>709735573
Best I can do is Mariana Vicente when she lived in Louisiana and Mississippi. A bunch of local Hick dudes fucking a white Puerto Rican girl, including myself.
She will swallow and let you finger her ass, but no anal. Now she lives in LA with a Dodgers player
https://www.instagram.com/marianavicente/?hl=en
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5066866/
>>709741083
straight up man fuck that faggot.
>>709736355
Who the fuck is this slut? I don't doubt you, she looks like a cock goblin.
>>709741340
placed top 10 in Miss Universe. So Trump fucked her too.
how does it feel to go where the cheeto has been?
kylee Boettcher
>>709741467
I never thought of that, but she did fuck to get acting jobs.
Myself
>>709741837
she totally fucked him then
>>709736444
Tripssssss
>>709740087
>18+ on this board.
Underage and b&
>>709741837
That's hot. Story? Any names?
Hillary Clinton while she was partying in an antro in Mexico I didn't even know she was her until a friend told me she was a famous politic lady in the US I'm into Milfs she's ugly but I was wasted.
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>>709743024
Little Kevin Hart fucked her; she had a small part in the movie Get Hard. This guy (Carlos) broke with her when he found out. Here is a commercial he did. All girls and guys fuck/suck for work when they start out - it is pretty normal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quk3ioVf3hs
>>709735573
yes, your mom
>>709741316
Name or get out
>>709736926
I would love to fuck lady gag she seems nice in bed. How was it?
not really famous but was fucking a cute white blonde newscaster in Louisville, Kentucky for a few years. total milf too
I used to teach my native language to a foreign professional soccer player who played in my country's league and also national team
I fucked her a few times
>>709737862
Farmers daughter?! pics ffs!!
A couple of years back I ran into an old friend in a bar in the town we grew up in, she's a famous musician these days.
We talked for hours until I was so wasted I could barely stand and we got a cab back to my place.
We spent most of the night talking about how sexually inexperienced she is and how she's never sucked her husband (or anybody else's) dick.
Eventually I got bored of listening to her talk shit and told her "just shut up and suck on my dick" she hesitated so I just dragged her into the position so her head was hanging off the couch and throat fucked her hard and watched her squirm and struggle through it all. I fucked her throat like this for a long time but just couldn't cum and eventually pulled out and told her "get out".
It was funny looking at her startled face with makeup smeared all over from her tears and saliva all over her face.
I pointed to the door and she left and went back to her husband.
This kind of thing happened with her for maybe a year or so and she even divorced the guy thinking we were going to play happy families, fuck knows where she got that idea from as I treated her like the most worthless whore on the planet.
Alison Brie.
She went to my drama school in Glasgow for a little while, and she was a huge slut.
I fucked a girl who went on to be on 16 and pregnant (no not my kid thank god)
Sure
>>709750277
lol checked
>>709750277
nice
>>709735573
Sarah Bevins. Background dancer for some famous singers.
>>709750277
Mademesmile/10
>>709738753
Gross
>>709750277
Kekd and checkd
>>709735573
I fucked ted
>>709737587
>Wants you to fist her
>Dumps you for small dick
Well yeah, kinda hard to compete with half an arm of length and girth
>>709747721
lad
>>709748036
I bet you just wrote it with one hand
>>709735573
I want to fuck Miranda's mouth. Just saying.
>>709750277
Who is that? I searched google images but nothing came up.
>>709752702
madeleine mccann
>>709739955
>doesnt read the context, resorts to telling them to fuck off after they had to hold their head down and point at it
Holy fucking shit man. You either need to go to sleep or kill yourself because that was flat out retarded.
A uni bro shagged sophie turner before she was on GoT
>>709754313
I want to believe.
>>709747721
I call bullshit, that's not her nose
>>709754840
they went to school together in Stafford, Warwickshire. ma nigga got inb4 ramsay bolton
I use to date Margot Robbie when she lived in Melbourne. Broke it off when she left for the states but had some good times together. She's a massive stoner and we'd spend entire days just smoking and fucking.
Revealing what an old fuck I am:
At a 'grown ups' neighborhood party playing a fairly innocent game of truth or dare with wife and several other drunk couples. Wife (who is not 'daring') answered 'Truth' question.
"Have you ever been fired from a job and why"
Her: Got fired from first financial analyst job.
Why?
Her: Um, I was really into the band General Public and had sex with Ranking Roger after a show, umm and then traveled with them for a week without calling work."
First time I ever heard that reason.
>>709755347
Did he creampied her?
>>709751004
Mm Anna Gunn looked really fucking good in some Breaking Bad episodes. Hot milf
>>709755502
hot bitch. story?
>>709735573
Dan, are you again?
I fucked the niece of terence hill
Scarlet Johansson
>>709755423
Need sex details. BJ good? Deep throat? Swallow?
>>709735573
I fucked Rochelle Davis. You might remember her as a kid form the movie "The Crow".
>>709756137
She could deepthroat but I have a pretty small dick so yeah. She would swallow. Margot loved sex. Never met a women since who enjoyed sex as much as her. This is about 10 years ago so I have no idea what she's like now.
>>709738012
How was she in bed?
>>709748699
Bush?
>>709755423
What was her pussy like? Vocal in bed?
>>709756395
When she was 16??
>>709756639
>what was her pussy like?
What kinda dumb fucking question is this?
>vocal in bed
Yeah. Really vocal almost like a pornstar.
>>709756669
Yeah. I was only 18. We were roommates originally then became a couple.
>>709756069
You fucked the dauhter of my heros brother
>>709756736
She keep any bush?
>>709757156
Trimmed or shaven.
Two
First was my HS girlfriend that decided to be a nobody porn star. I can't remember her porn name but zrinka dozic is her real name.
And for a few years I was a limo driver for the Sundance film festival. Ended up with retarded Paris Hilton in the back. I helped her bring stuff to her room. She was drunk. Fucked me. We painful and unenjoyable.. I never told anybody about it. Didn't want to lose my job and who would believe me anyway
>been a male prostitute since 19
>high-profile, make tons of money
>I'm on permanent NDA with my agency because of it
>sometimes the job is shitty (having to fuck some fat old rich guy)
>sometimes it's heaven
>they send me for an orgy in a fancy hotel
>the clients are Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner
>two other hunks are there
>we drink and get comfortable... and naked
>they're both absolutely gorgeous, both have a nice bush, one blonde, one jet black, perfect firm tits, toned legs, everything...
>Maisie explains what she wants exactly
>it's very specific, you'll see
>she gets on all fours and offers her holes to us
>Sophie watches, masturbating
>one guy underneath her, his dick in her pussy
>one guy behind her, fucking her ass
>I get the mouth (meaning no condom)
>we fuck her like this slowly for a long moment
>she abandons her little body in our strong arms
>her moans of pleasure are absolutely incredible, the hottest and sincerest I've ever heard, especially coming from a girl this young
>Sophie comes to tease her tits and her clit from time to time
>I look at her fingering her pussy but she's ignoring me
>finally Maisie asks us to turn it up a notch
>the slow lovemaking turns into mild pounding
>as specified the guys are alternating in her, when one is sliding in the other is sliding out
>she's yelping on my cock
>finally she screams "now! now!" as her very intense orgasm is starting
>we all cum in her at the same time in one final pounding
>as professionals we can cum on cue and that's exactly what she wanted
>if it wasn't for the condoms she'd be taking a load in her ass and in her pussy, simultaneously
>I can hear her swallowing mine as it's spurting in her mouth
>we collapse on the couch
>Sophie shoos us off the couch
>they're cuddling, whispering to each other, visibly in love
>Sophie is still touching herself
>she cums very quietly while holding her friend
never fucked her but i met miranda once, you jelly faggots?
>>709757650
Where'd you cum for Paris?
>>709757680
>as professionals we can cum on cue
wake up your mom needs to clean your basement
>>709757990
I just dumped inside her. It was pretty vanilla sex. Not joining terrible. If she wasn't Paris Hilton I would have forgotten about it a long time ago
>>709757763
OMG! she made you pregnant.
>>709757650
>Ended up with retarded Paris Hilton
Haha enjoy your Herpes
>>709758165
You will never forget the Herpes.
>>709758389
Already had the herp so meh
>>709758139
>>709737587
What did her pussy taste like?
Of course, everybody on this thread has, there's the concept of anonymity for you, you dumb faggot.
Yes I did, before she was famous. Courtney culkin playboy
Well. My girlfriend has. For 7 years she has been fucking someone famous. Obvious is me. Of course I cannot say who I am because that would ruin my career. You would be surprised how many famous people use re.ddit, 4.chan and even 8.chan.
Years ago, yeah!
>>709758893
I doubt famous people waste their time coming to this shithole of a website. They're too busy out spending all their millions. Only faggots, traps, losers, and lonely people come here. (I'm the latter). I have no life and nothing better to do.
>>709759328
Don't you have hobbies, anon, to stave off having nothing to do? I know that helps me tremendously.
>>709759450
I used to years ago. But i've become a recluse over the last several years. I don't even have any local friends anymore. I very rarely go outside unless I have to. So pretty much most of my time is spent on this website or watching shit on YouTube. I'm extremely depressed but I remind myself that it's better than death so I keep on persisting despite my not wanting to.
>>709735573
A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.
A long time ago i fucked JonBenét Ramsey. Best fuck of my life!
>>709750277
Kek you lying cunt she's rotting in my basement you can't have fucked her only I get to do that
>>709759612
I hear ya. I stopped talking to a lot of people from my college days. They weren't exactly friends, and I felt no real connection to them, so I just drifted from them and felt no remorse. I like being solo most of the time vs. with a group or even with just one other person, so I get when you say you've become a recluse. Even when I dated my ex I loved our time away. I've just always like alone.
The plus side is I save money, don't have to hold anyone's emotional baggage, and I have time for writing and painting and drawing and reading, which I love doing in solitude. You should find something that holds even a fraction of your interest and explore it, see if it doesn't spark something creative in you. It could be fun!
Josie Gibson from Big Brother...... before she got skinny.
I fucked Ted Cruz a couple months ago after getting drunk in a party.
>>709760122
To be fair, pretty much everyone has!
>>709750277
>>709760092
I like your optimism. Me? I'm a bit of a pessimistic asshole. My life has done down the shitter of the last few years and as a result i've really lost that spark on the inside that used to fuel all my hobbies and interests in life. I'm poor so I never have any spare money to really do anything or go anywhere even if I wanted to and that keeps me really down in the dumps. I tell ya though, if I could figure out a way to get more income? I'd probably get back into playing guitar and get more so back into photography. Two things I used to love.. but... ya need a solid income for both. Really the biggest reason I don't do shit anymore is lack of funds.
But yeah... being alone isn't so bad. You don't have to deal with peoples shit. I found out that most people ALWAYS have SOME kind of hidden agenda... despite how "nice" they might seem on the outside. People are very fake most of the time. I just got tired of that shit, it's why i cut ties with all my old friends. I just couldn't deal with it anymore. Most also were very judgmental and I don't need that shit in my life. I am harsh enough on myself as it is.
>>709747721
Exactly her eyes and nose. Only question. Now is whether this is from the fappening or something.
I get fucked buy the Australian Government all
the time, They're kind of famous.
>>709760434
Have you considered call centers for work? They usually take people with no experience in telecommunications, and the pay is usually pretty good. When I was down and out and nobody wanted to hire me, I applied to one of those and got an interview and hired. I was making $9.50/hr. It might not sound like much, but to a poorfag like myself it was like winning the lottery. I saved the majority of my paychecks for 3 months and then started enjoying myself more and more. I had money to spend on shit that made me happy, like books and video games.
That's one option you could try. Plus the environment is very cubicle-centric. You're on the phones most, if not all, of your shift, little interaction with other employees (outside of training, that is, but that ain't so bad), and it's an easy job, for the pay you get.
>>709757680
>high-profile, make tons of money
>I'm on permanent NDA with my agency because of it
>throw it all away to tell a shitty story written like twilight on /b/
>right
>right
>>709739496
>>709760292
Why do you day that?
>>709760768
Ya know, I very well might look into that. I have a lot of health issues so I can never generally keep a job for too long, but sitting down all day on the phone? I could probably do that relatively easy. Though, I'm not the biggest people person, so while on the phone i'd have to put on a fake front. Heh. But it is an idea and I thank you for it. Might just look into that. I need to do SOMETHING. being poor all the time is what is keeping me depressed.
>>709752702
Even the police can't find her.
>>709761054
No problem, anon. Yeah the having no money really starts eating into you. You let yourself get depressed about not having a job and no money and it starts snowballing into worse shit, anon. It sucks, let me tell ya. Try looking up call centers and jobs requiring little or no experience. That's what I did and I got in.
I fucked this semi famous, married burlesque dancer/model in New Orleans. We were childhood friends, but hadn't spoken in 6 years. Good times.
>>709761299
You're probably the nicest anon I've spoke to on /b/ in all the years i've been coming here, thank you for that. I actually appreciate it. I will definitely look into this. I need some kind of positive change in my life that's for damn sure. I can't keep going the way i've been going. I want more out of life and honestly? I don't even want some spectacular rich life, I just wanna be comfortable where I don't have to worry all the damn time. That would be such a blessing.
>>709757763
Why would I be jealous of someone so visibly autistic?
One of the major lazer dancers. Aren't after parties fun.
>>709761479
No thanks necessary, anon. I just like helping people There's too much negative shit in the world and on /b/. I like helping to change that in any way I can.
Start small, is what I can tell you. Start with something that you like, and let it snowball positively into momentum that gets you going into another positive, and then another positive, and before you know it, your confidence will be up, you'll have money in your wallet, and it'll make you feel great, which helps get rid of the depression, etc. I wish you the best of luck, anon! I'll be around till the thread is pruned if you wanna chat some more.
Well i had a gf who is a famous tattoo artist here in the city, and i had another gf who is a famous cosplayer/model here in my country. And is starting to get known internationally
>>709757650
>zrinka dozic
Is this her?
>>709761015
She used to love cock when I met her in around 2006ish.
I fucked a girl and then made her a famous webslut, does that count?
>>709757763
underrated post
>>709736926
story?
>>709758893
>Of course I cannot say who I am because that would ruin my career.
Who cares? Post your name. Nobody believes anything anons post here.
>>709758524
So YOU gave it to her.
Her lawyer wants to talk to you.
I fucked Kat Barrow. She was pretty famous locally in the rock scene. She was in a 'Hole' cover band. She was the lead singer and guitarist. Can't remember the name of her band though, this was a long time ago and we've since lost contact. She turned into a feminazi anyway... good riddance. That pussy was cash though.. I do miss blowing my loads in her.
rose mcgowan in 2013
place in jersey city pretty good one night stand. smoked blunts
>>709763120
Rose is a feminazi. She would rather lick pussy than go anywhere near a penis.
Fucked Alyssa Milano in 1995. Have no proof, so believe me or don't.
She likes to be on top.
>>709763232
Long before this disaster at least. So cheers!
>>709763152
kek
Her controversial statements include branding gay men as more misogynistic than straight men,[51] claiming gay people "fought for right to wear speedos" and take MDMA,[52]
>>709763120
First Rose...
>>709763232
Now Alyssa....
>You fuck all the Charmed Ones...?
>>709763355
lolo not same guy checked
>>709759733
Just the one time though?
>>709738578
nature's way of saying "do not touch"
Buff Naked.
I fucked Katy Perry in high school.
>>709763648
green text it
>>709763232
heard she is a anal queen. It is true?
>>709763603
You mean BIF Naked?
>>709763818
Not much to green text. It's your pretty basic awkward high school hook up.
Neither of us really knew what the fuck we were doing.
>>709763294 thankfully!
>>709735573
>>>709763152
>kek
>
>Her controversial statements include branding gay men as more misogynistic than straight men,[51] claiming gay people "fought for right to wear speedos" and take MDMA,[52]
Never claimed to fuck a smart Alyssa Milano
I once smelled a fart of Selena Gomez and jerked it later to it. So....kinda
>>709763865
no clue, didn't try. only fucked her twice.
>>709762672
Poop pics or gtfo
>>709763969
was it good? bald pussy?
Ashley Lindley from Real World DC was waitress and bartender at a bar I went to. She was real flirty with everyone, even fat old guys like me. You knew it was bullshit but she still did it in a way that made wonder maybe you did have a chance.
Of course she never fucked me but she did date one of the younger guy she for a while so he fucked her.
>>709764162
Shame. Was she any good at least?
had a couple month stint with Victoria Justice (from nickelodeon) earlier this year. we didnt officially date but did hook up quite a bit
>>709765288
>>709757680
Cooypasta
iv run into both Ashley tisdale and ltcorbis on omegle. it counts.
>>709735573
>>>709764162
>Shame. Was she any good at least?
Honestly, she looked beautiful and her body was amazing. Sex was average.
Does Dolly Leigh count? She gets paid to fuck on camera.
i once sucked john travoltas cock in a bathouse
>>709767798
I believe that...
I haven't but I work in Hollywood and know people who have. I blew a chance with Hayden Pantierre :(
friend of mine got a blowjob from emma watson at a house party when she was a teen. She was mainly all about herself, wanting to be licked (still hairy back then) and was reluctant about sucking
Back in 2000 I met this guy at a rest stop between LA and Vegas, I was on my first long ride on my new Yamaha, he was having a drink next to the vending machines, mentioned my nice bike and the leathers I had on, went in to take a piss, he had followed me in, he was a lot older, I was almost 18, he told me that I was very handsome and asked if I wanted a blow job, I had had never gotten head before, almost said no, but decided, who's gonna find out, went into the handicapped stall he sat on the toilet and had me stand in a shopping bag, not sure who would be using a shopping bag out in the desert but OK, it was like magic, his !with was like velvet, I came so fast I thought I had fucked up, he just kept sucking, got even harder, came again and yelled, screamed really, it was fucking awesome, he was big, a lot taller than me with some big guns, I hoped he would not ask me to suck his dick, I seemed to figure it out and told me he had trouble and couldn't get it up, so not to worry, he gave me a big hug, we washed up and he bought me a soda, we talked about my bike, he wished me a safe trip and told me to watch out for strange men hanging around public bathrooms, his honey smooth southern accent was a major turn on, found out later he was a minor celebrity in SoCal had a show on PBS about California history, guy died 3 years ago, supposedly from cancer, word around is that it was really AIDS, probably should get checked, probably, never had another blowjob that great, not even close, you always remember your first
>>709757763
>never fucked her but i met miranda once, you jelly faggots?
No, cause I've taled to her and seen here a bunch. Her parents used to, maybe still do live in my area, so she was always at the local coffee shop ,pizza parlor , and movie theater.
I want to know the status of pubic hair on all these famous women. Go.
>>709767627
>>709769105
I mean, you could just watch her videos...
In High School/college (droupout) she liked to have a landing strip
>>709736355
You fucked Arielle Kebbel?! Proof?
>>709762672
yes it counts!!! if you can prove it
I went to elementary and junior high school with Nick Verreos from Project Runway (John Muir and Parkside)
Nick likes to claim he went to some kind of exclusive school, nope just a regular public one, his family lived right across the street from the elementary school
Everyone new he was a fag from the that first day in 4th grade
Guy had really bad teeth, front tooth was sideways crooked, hung out with the girls, wore bad insurance eyeglasses, had a high pitched voice with a lisp
Used to hang out at his house all the time, the guy was really smart and motivated, class brain
In 6th grade we were in a school play, Macbeth, he played Banquo
We had a sleep over, slept in the same bed, he wore his sister Rita's panties and a little top, gave me a hand job and kissed me
In junior high he was Mr popular with the girls, dressed really well, voted best dressed in the yearbook, he avoided me, I was what we called a "High Rider" today it would the crown that listens to Black Metal
But in private we got together a lot, mainly him giving me hand and blowjobshe definitely liked being dominated, told he was a bitch and he loved giving head
After I saw him on PR, I sent him a hello on Instagram, he blocked me immediately, did the same on all social media
Just nice knowing Mr Fashion, a long time ago got on his knees at every opportunity to suck my dick
I used to fuck Samantha Basalari. That count?
>>709759328
The guy from the whitest kids you know posts on 4 chan
>>709769059
You talk like you've got a fucking brain tumor. What's wrong with you?
>>709770563
>>709770563
>>709771162
No, but someone famous fucked me, and millions of other people.
Their name? Sean Murray.
>>709758724
cabbage and stale bread
>>709765288
Are you still here? Details, pls. Did she spit or swallow?
>>709769059
So, you know icarly girl. Is it true that she is a huge slut? Any rumor you know?
>>709771760
I'm not the guy that you replied to, but I heard from people who claim to know her personally, that she's a huge bitch.
Not sure how true it is, though.
>>709771886
>she's a huge bitch
How so? Any story they shared with you?
>>709763120
Rock a bush? What was the sex like?
>>709763969
Big tits then too?
shagged this slag off hollyoaks at a house party
>>709736355
Is she the chick in that terrible straight to DVD american pie sequel?
Jewel Staite
Maisey Williams went to my school and still comes home to visit a lot. She gave me and my mate a blowey in the toilet at a house party last year while high on cocaine.
>>709772096
I remember them telling me that they saw her at their local Café, and she ordered something. Not even five minutes later, she starts fucking screaming at the person at the register demanding that she gets an update on how her order was going. Register Guy told her that, just like all of other customers in the Café, she actually has to wait for her order.
When she finally got her order, apparently she didn't like what she ordered and asked for something different. About twenty or so minutes go buy, and she finally gets something she likes. Now, because of how much she ordered, she had to pay for everything that she didn't like, and gave back.
She complained that that's not fair, and she only should be charged for her current order. Before you know it, Register Guy finally tells her to pay full price or the cops would be called. So, she paid full price.
I'm not sure if the guy who told me that story was telling the truth or not, but if it is true, then it definitely makes me see her in a whole new light.
:(
>>709772588
Green text?
Trump grabbed me by my pussy
>>709772693
What a fucking Bitch... but I don't know if that's disgusting or hot lol.
Thanks for sharing, bro.
>>709735573
post Miranda Cosgrove fakes
I lost my virginity to Emily Blunt when we were both in Sixth Form. I knew her since school but we didn't talk much until college. I remember I didn't like her in school because of her annoying fucking stutter, but she'd gotten rid of that by the time we fucked.
>>709767627
That's actually American pop recording artist Taylor Smith.
>well done anon
Yes
Famous female new york time bestseller
Nothing spcial apart fromk random breakdowns, crying during the night and a lot of travelling to get inspiration...
other than that had more cash then me and was a hyprocrit saying money does not matter drinking fucking 300$ wine with me...
>>709772693
Based Miranda is so based.
You go girl!!
>>709772642
tell us more
>>709774074
Bush?
>>709770372
>Samantha Basalari.
dunno. what's a Samantha Basalari?
>>709772642
greentext that shit
>>709774074
Bush?
>>709754313
so he banged her when she was 14? sounds kind of illegal
I slapped Bruno Mars on his naked ass.
Close as I've come to famous, though...
>>709773032
and James Comey grabbed Hillary by the Weiner
Did Maisie have a bush?
What about all these other celebs?
>>709774191
I don't often go above $175. What kind of shit are you drinking at $300?
>>709774695
bump for bush interest
>>709774506
model. used to be the Billabong girl for a number of years, modeled for VS Pink
>>709735573
A few years ago me and a few friends slept with this pretty famous Asian Cosplayer at an anime convention. Me and my friends went to an after party once the con was done and that's where we met her.
>>709775033
>go on
>>709774424
>>709774612
Bitch was shaven, must have been after Chris amirite
>>709775033
>me and a few friends
gangbang time? Did you TP'd her?
>>709756284
The deaf girl from Weeds?
>>709775033
As you as you're white, you get to fuck almost every single Asian girls who live in Asian Countries. Few years ago a video go viral in my country(Hong Kong) which an Asian girl breaks free from her boyfriend and run away with a random white guy in front of her boyfriend. Wanna get laid? Come to any Asian countries you 40 years old virgin.
>>709775033
Who is she?
>>709775550
Asian girls do like their white men...
>>709775529
THIS
>>709774191
Sloane Crosley?
Kind of
>>709775190
>>709775451
It was just me, two of my friends and some other guy we just met at the party. Yeah it was pretty much a gangbang. We went downstairs into the bedroom and pretty much did it in there. We didn't triple penetrated her because she's pretty small and honestly I don't think anyone of us wanted to rub our dicks together. We did double penetration though which was kind of awesome.
>>709775550
I'll keep that in mind haha.
>>709775578
Google it man. She's actually really famous in Asia. When I first met her, I honestly didn't know who she was.
>>709775661
You can't blame them, any dicks is better than those asian micropenises
>>709776052
Did she make you guys wear condoms?
>>709774074
How was she? Still the same?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOZwWNxxp0I
>>709774982
yes, that counts
>well done anon
but what's a well adjusted normal looking dude doing on /b/?
>>709763022
yeah, he's right....If anyone can pose as anyone here...you can claim someone was posing as you...
>>709776052
Anal too? Did she swallow?
>>709763022
>>709776338
Yeah, this
I fucked the girls from baby metal. Ate chocolate with them too.
>>709775033
nice. Japanese chicks look so fucking innocent and they are soooo fucking wild.
did you know anal and oral is not prostitution in Japan? 100% legal. You can get a whore, fuck her ass till it bleeds and it's 100% legal.
That's why all Japanese porn stars do anal but you never see any of the other flavors of asian do it.
>go figure
>>709776052
How tight was she? Was she wearing her cosplay stuff too when you guys fucked her?
>>709775578
Her name's Kang Yun Jin
>>709776468
Dude... I'm calling the police...
>>709735573
>searching thread
So, nobody fucked Miranda Cosgrove here.... Exams time at USC?
>>709735573
I slept with the pornstar Madison Ivy back in 2007.
> inb4 bullshit
There will be no more posts in this thread without details on pubic hair.
>>709737882
she was one of my faves for awhile there
I got a blowey from a very coked up Joss Stone backstage at the Rainbow in Birmingham, England.
>>709776647
>Madison Ivy
and now you know why her hand smelled funny.
>pic related
btw, how much did you have to pay her?
what was on her menu? BBBJ? BBFS?
I fucked Riley Reed
>>709767988
You dumb motherfucker.
I would love to fuck her.
Once I fucked the major of my town. Does that count?
>>709776251
Nope. We didn't even had any on us if she wanted us too. Kind of makes you think if she slept with us how many other guys she probably slept with as well... In retrospect I probably should have got some condoms.
>>709776407
Yeah we did anal. Really didn't expect her to let us do anal. It was actually my first time doing anal so that was a surprise. She swallowed some of us but I think one if my friends and the guy we met at the party blew it inside her.
>>709776540
Yeah I agree man. Really didn't think she was the type of girl to do these kind of things.
Is that actually true? Moving to Japan right away then haha.
>>709776551
Fairly tight. Her ass was definitely the tightest and no she wasn't wearing her cosplay stuff. It was already hot enough while naked, I think she would have died from a heat stroke if she wore her costume.
>>709776647
Madison Ivy pre boobjob with raven black hair is still one of my go to faps.
>>709767798
You're a guy though right?
>>709776640
kek'd
>>709777171
except that she's not japanese, but korean.
>>709777171
Was she into rough, degrading sex?
>>709735573
No but I have gotten shitfaced with
<----this guy
He actually owes me 36$ for a taxi ride in 1994
From The Londonaire Lounge to his dad's house
>>709777171
How was her head game? Also did she do the wimpy crying moans that you see all Asian girls do in porn?
ITT: lies
>>709776978
haha, she was actually blond at the time. I didn't have to pay her. Actually met her though a friend of mine I worked with. He was her roommate. Went to pick him up to go catch a movie, met her, invited her along. She was just getting started in the industry and was telling me all about it. Asked if I wanted to watch a video of hers
> fuck yeah
went from there with a BJ on the sofa and some fairly vanilla sex in her room.
>>709777293
the picture is a Japanese chick so either the picture is wrong on the name is wrong.
Anyway, Koreans get pretty fucking wild too. don't know the status of their prostitution laws in Korea, but the Korean whores in America are top notch and do just about anything.
>>709777364
ITT: Deceptions
>>709772802
underage banned
>>709777364
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>almost bump limit
new thread pls
Winona Ryder in 2004
>>709777171
>Is that actually true? Moving to Japan right away then haha.
From wikipedia
"The definition of prostitution is strictly limited to coitus. This means sale of numerous acts such as oral sex, anal sex, mammary intercourse and other non-coital sex acts are legal. "
Now finding a japanese whore who will service a white guy can be hard. you probably have to pay more. They think we're "dirty".
>>709735573
ITT: People that lie to look cool on an anonymous image board.
>>709743852
wat
>>709777318
>Was she into rough, degrading sex?
no, she liked the sweet, loving, tender anal DP gangbang
>>709735573
I fucked Nell Carter.
>>709777395
you rule anon
new thread:
>>709777694
>>709772396
Understood 2 words of that.
>>709777678
normie detected lol
>>709777830
I didn't ask the quesiton faggot
>tfw you post some personal pix on /b/ that you never posted before, but you're a litlte drunk so what the fuck then you wake up in the morning and see the fucking thread is somehow still alive and there those pix are.
how the FUCK is this thread still alive???
>>709755347
Stafford isn't in Warwickshire, it's in the county of... wait for it... Staffordshire.
