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It's Saturday edition.
Dunners reporting. Did you win Lotto, anon?
>>709733317
Ranui starwars party in the house, how was your saturday boyz? Mine was a fucken nightmare
>>709733789
Nope fuck.
Why are IDs even gone?
>>709734139
Question is why don't they remain?
The mrs went hundies for the kids party
Sup pussssiieesssss
West Auckland Rep
>>709735707
What part of west bro
>>709734686
>yoda soda
>>709736198
>>709736530
>>709736467
>>709735386
>>709734686
>>709733847
why wasn't I invited?
>>709736713
Mate i dont even know who you are, do ya live out west/ranui? Shulda said something in last nights thread mate
>>709736154
Mean skidda tho g
>>709733847
Spot the brown kid lol. Tokoroa reporting in
>>709736897
Thanks mate i took my son out for some skids and drifts afterwards haha it started rainin and he was asking, couldnt help myself gotta do the birthday skids, was the highlight of me day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btJOoxP7MQk
Did anyone watch the Star Trek movie on Maori TV last night? It was awesome
Otaki here
>>709737177
Don't upload your kids to 4chan you pleb
>>709737341
How do you know their mine?
>>709737501
DONT POST PICS OF OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS ON 4CHAN YOU DUMB FUCK
>>709737501
How do you know they're yours?
what's up niggers? North Shore representing!
>>709737177
No I mean it looks like there is only one brown kid at the table
>>709737770
>>709737501
>>709737177
Dude just delete it.
>>709737785
I was paranoid due to drug use and we got both tested
>>709737824
Ahh i see yea to make it even funnier its my mates stepson, and my mate is white
>>709737952
Usually unnecessary to test the mother
>>709738056
Both kids
>>709738056
the kids you dolt.....
>>709733317
Is it true that new-Zealanders fuck goats or sheep?
If so, is it legal, and can I do it?
I wish IDbro came to my birthday part ;-;
>>709737929
Happy?
South auckland checking in, I actually am so mad about the fact i own a nice asf skyline that would rip anything but a gtr and yet i always get shit bc its a boat
>>709738035
Lol sounds weird
>>709737770
Also spot the asian
>>709738365
Yeah, sorry I wasn't the dude having a foal over it but it's just easier lmao
>>709738515
I like 33s mate, who gives a shit what people think, also post a pic mate wanna see your beast, im assuming 33 as you said boat which they very much arent
>>709738515
m8, you're not in initial-D. You're a joke who spends more on his car than he gives his mum for rent. You're not a street racer, you're a joke.
>>709738532
Hahaha yea mate shes a diverse area ole ranui
>>709738738
Just needed a nigger and you would have a set
hey otaki, keen for a spot? levin here
>>709739042
Grew up in pram
>>709739165
I was born on the main street of the Levin city.
Inna house though.
>>709739231
I was born in Matmata.
Moved around a shit load as a kid though.
>>709738689
What are ur hobbies or interests then sex pest?
>>709739289
Matamata not otaki, are you a saucy native girl?
If you are, do you like luxury sedans?
>>709739623
*now
>>709739295
I don't get enough sex to be a pest.
And I didn't think pretending you're Paul Walker is a hobby and certainly not interesting.
Are you going to Caffeine and Classics tomorrow or are you only interested in 10 year old cars?
sorry for the unwarranted attack. I lived in south Auckland for a while and the 'street racers' infuriate me.
>>709738515
Paying premium price for a massively over rated car
>>709739042
I live in levon am in otaki at the moment
>>709739623
I'm so white I make the Queen look like Queen Latifa
I disappear in the snow
I could go to my wedding naked
xbox live wont let me play Black Ops
I could use cocaine as foundation
I make a marshmellow look tan
I don't even have a shadow.
>>709739705
Not the guy you are replying to, I am working on old old cars and modern commercial trucks with my Dad.
I hate these car people who don't know what they are talking about. Why are there so many dumbasses who talk technical incorrectness, but think they are an automotive encyclopedia? One guy I know thinks if you strap together two 13b rotary engines you get an rb26 nissan engine ffs.
Car community retards are at one quarter of the total group.
Gun community was way better, only like 1 in 10 guys were idiots. I had one guy tell me his mates 9mm-08 wildcat could shoot your dick off at 4 kilometers away.
I might just go back to guns, less idiots.
Also if you are a car enthusiast with no tools and can't do your own repairs, KYS
>>709740078
>>709739623
Plus I grew up in pram. Never lived in Otaki.
>>709739986
What you up to down there?
Wanna walk up trig tomorrow?
>>709740148
totally agree with you. Idiots who drive around Onehunga, in complete pieces of shit who have no self respect and think they are Jay-Z with sense of how inconsiderate they are. I'm going to the hop tomorrow with my mate who as a '69 Impala.
>>709740471
Chur bro. I love chevys, it sort of runs in the family.
I want to get a crate 350 for my '01 v6 commodore. I got this car with a blown engine for 500 bucks, fixed it, now I have a 4-6k car that owes me less than 1500.
don't want to stay at home, don't want to go out
so fucking bored
>>709740681
I'm no petrol head but i respect anyone who does things with passion. The skyline mug above isn't interested in cars he's interested in what he think he looks like in a car. Basically a shallow fuck.
>>709740908
I'm looking for a wife that can squeeze out 5-7 kids and has motivation to exercise, and doesn't mind being a full time housewife.
Can you help me out?
>>709741221
One and done lmao
Does anyone want to crusade against muslims and meth dealers with me?
>>709741221
I am looking for the exact opposite in a wife. One who will stay fat and insecure but will go to work for me while I stay home and play video games.
Reporting in.
What's good bros? What's everyone drinking tonight?
>>709741289
Like I'd let you close your legs. As soon as you lean over to tie your shoelace, BAM +1 for humanity.
>>709741584
Hrrrrrrrnnnngh
>>709741535
Raro and noodle water.
I just drank a 8.5% home brew and now I'm ready for bed lol wbu
>>709741463
Kek
>>709741694
G'day Uke.
>>709741694
Noodles are fattening with zero nutrition, raro is the same although it has a small amount of synthetic vitamin C to appear healthy
>>709741941
But how did you know?!
>>709742393
Anything is possible after putting Milo on baked beans, and if it's anyone, it's you.
>>709741584
>>709741694
Obvious af.
>>709742420
>tfw that was actually delicious.
>>709742502
The first one wasn't me.
>>709742039
If noodles had 0 nutrition I would be dead from malnutrition because I exclusively eat noodles.
I got told this girl I was asking about wasn't my type, she was only into 'gangster' guys and doesn't have problem harshly rejecting guys (oh thanks for trying to spare me the embarrassment)
This girl got caught in towbar and dragged a short distance by her last BF, so she moved from waikato back to hometown further south. Has been caught up in meth epidemic and probably dated a few scumbag guys. You know I just want to talk and see what she's like, maybe she wants to live a normal life.
Now the guy with 3 ak47's isn't gangster enough but w/e lol
>>709733317
>>709742717
Stop dating black people.
>>709742747
kek
>>709742814
>>709743127
who are these cum plums?
>>709743127
Are you the violin guy?
(You)
>>709743184
Choice Bro TAFE
>>709743127
Uke played the violin when he was younger?
>>709739165
>Levin city
That's cute.
>>709734686
that is so cute
>>709736830
fuck seems pretty dope man
give the mrs something sweet
>>709744073
I know lol I'm just trying to have pride in my community.
It's just like most of rural NZ, so small everyone knows each other.
>>709744073
Pram did suck though, toffee nosed cunts. It's a dog town now,
Where da dunedin nudes at?
rip tc
>>709745897
I know.... it got weird.
Sup brah,
What's a good summer time hobby to do. I have weekends off now because I work Mon-Fri, so I thought I'd do something with my extra time.
Also, Dunners reporting
>>709746235
Shoot animals and gather your own meat from the bush.
>>709746403
How do i get into that, I do spearfishing and fish normally. Feels better eating what you catch instead of buying
>>709745897
>>709745927
Aww I closed out. What happened?
>>709746489
>go to police station
>tell them you want gun licence
>go to postshop and pay 130 bucks
>get two character references to say you are not going to shoot anyone, and that you pinky promise not to whip your gun out first chance you get when someone breaks into your house (should be a tui billboard)
>go back to copshop with recipt, get booked into firearms safety seminar (run by mountain safety council)
>get MSC certificate in mail
>show cops your safe or locked cabinet
>wait 6 months because those niggas under resourced and overworked
>???
>profit
All you girls out there, they won't let you drive a car in saudi arabia.
I suggest you take advantage of your freedom and get a firearms license. Would they let you have a firearm license in the arabian peninsular? I don't think so.
>>709747089
Then what, I can;t just jump a fench and go bush hacking
>>709747584
Yes you can you are in dunners. There are meat animals everywhere around you.
Look on public land, read the hunting forums and learn how to hunt at different times of year.
tl;dr
Join your local deerstalkers
Anyone know Aroha from Papanui
>>709748021
>>709748107
shiver me timbers
more/sauce?
>>709739042
Levin huh
who's this cunt
Have the whole movie if anyone wants it
>>709748324
leggo
![207113_4378581984143_351405335_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dLSP891.jpg "207113_4378581984143_351405335_n[1].jpg")
>>709748107
Yours ?
>>709748384
Fuck off Aroha
>>709738241
Did you go to IDbro's funeral though?
Quercy get your tits out
>>709748630
ugh do I have to?
>>709748712
it was supposed to have a question mark at the end, your choice :)
Is there any Maori porn out there bros?
I'm drunk and I feel like experimenting
someone in hillcrest should hit me up with a tinny ill cook you a feed tbh
>>709749107
Well besides that, obviously.
that's what sparked my interest
>>709748324
yes please
>>709748324
yes hurry up and post it, you poof
>>709751679
post more?
>>709752179
>>709752921
i thought you were going to sleep lol
>>709752976
I said I was going to chill
>>709753100
must've missed that
>>709753132
If s fucking cold and the rain is loud af, don't know if I could sleep through it.
>>709753299
it's raining here too.. again ffs. god dammit Dunedin weather
probably not as heavy as up there though
>>709753407
Looks like everyone else went to sleep
>>709754530
Nah I'm still lurking though I should be asleep as I am taking my son out tomorrow.
>>709754530
logged is still up too kek he's pissed as fuck
>>709754589
what doing fam
>>709754775
Watching a Quill18 stream. Got to be up in 4 hours but I'm not sleepy at all. Finna be on the V's hard tomorrow.
>>709754647
He's always pissed.
>>709754843
fucking sucks when you're like that.
>>709754877
was going to say that, when is he sober? haha
>>709754937
Me legit every single night.
Not drunk but awake instead.
>>709736154
Aww, shit, I miss Avondale.
News from NZ? What's going on? What's good, what's shit? Can anyone afford to live in Auckland these days?
>>709755364
At least maybe I can cum myself to sleep.
>>709755566
Yeah it's easy. I only pay $460 a week for rent.
>>709755639
is that for an entire house?
I'm paying 180 pounds per month right now. Like 115NZ pw i guess. Pretty shit place though
>>709755853
Just live down south. cheap as
s/fur: Magical floating dicks edition
>>709755853
Auckland isn't our only city
>>709755594
I can't warm up to go to sleep :(
Cold af feet
>>709756223
ill give you warmth over the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyU3bRy2x44
>>709756311
Omg it works
>>709756223
Ever heard of socks?
>>709756223
That's too bad, I'm warm and comfy.
>>709756383
for some people, it legitimately helps them feel warm, so i thought i'd share.
What's funny in NZ these days? When I left it was ghost chips and nek minute.
>>709756525
Poison Ivy.
>>709756413
Ew socks in bed? Nope. I only wear socks in shoes.
Just sauced a second blanket. I'm good in about 5 mins
>>709756581
Oh yeah, that's a weird thing.
>>709756638
I actually saved a pic of you from last night.
>>709756761
Was trying to be kek.
>>709756761
me too
>>709757254
>>709757856
Shit tier tobacco imho, how ever not as shit tier as jps or club.
>>709758070
It was my brand when I smoked. Now I smoke this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg
>>709758218
Vaped once and it was terrible.
Was coughing so hard.
When I got home my mum found out and made me vape a whole bottle of vape juice.
Never again.
>>709758511
Only the coughing bit is true, thought I'd follow through for kek
>>709758587
I figured as much. Same thing happened to me when I switched from cigs to vape, went away after I hacked out all the shit from my lungs after a week.
>>709758744
Fuck. Nearly 4 and still cold
>>709759151
No fire place?
>>709759193
Nope. I wasn't this cold in the winter.
>>709759151
meanwhile I am near naked, feet poking out of blanket. You need better circulation.
>>709759151
Tfw electric blanket
>>709759151
For some reason I've always run hot. In a T-shirt. Nice and warm
>>709759290
It's like 6°c so.
>>709759337
Cause me headaches.
>>709759290
>feet poking out of blanket
why would you do this you monster
>>709759418
What about more blankets?
>>709759447
No he wants to feed the monster.
The monster under the bed.
Wait feet may or may not be over the side
>>709759447
because I have no qt3.14 with cold feet to cool them down
>>709759496
I'm warming up slowly
>>709759418
Electric blanket causes headaches? first I've heard. Fucking cold here in Dunedin
>>709748324
Holy fuck. Please share it!!!
>>709759655
Bit warmer here
>>709759655
Fuck no wonder you cold, at least you not in green island.
>>709759718
He's full of shit.
http://islandparadise808.tumblr.com/post/145196986503/delightfulhugs-my-big-ass-titties-will-fuck-the
>>709759595
Sorry :(
>>709759869
Hah I'm up the hill from there so it's probably warmer there.
>actually in concord but shows me as in Corstorphine
>>709759858
Still fucking cold tho
>>709759858
>>709759655
You guys are in the wrong part of the country man.
>>709760008
Yeah don't miss the cold in dunners
>>709760037
Nothing wrong with a bit of cold weather
>>709760008
Yah. That fresh snow cooled it down. Stars out out
>>709760037
I accidentally 11.2kb of .jpg files
>>709760123
Are out*
>>709760235
Too warm in bed to look lmao
I'm surprised that the threads gotten this far. been alive for 7 hours
>>709760348
Went out for a piss, scared the wallabies!
>>709760348
Prolly the lack of nudes is helping.
>>709760348
because there's 4 of us having a casual conversation in it.
>>709760496
>>709760463
>>709760460
And now I'm off to sleep
>>709760463
I could post my dick.
>>709760625
Night
>>709756053
was this supposed to be posted in this thread? or were you trying to make a new sfur thread?
>>709760646
Please, no
>>709760625
>>709760646
God damn loch ness monster
>>709760760
That was an old pic. Here's it after I fixed my fucked up foreskin. It's heaps better now.
>>709760906
Did you sneeze while jerking off?
>>709760906
Glad the surgery was..
Such a success..
>>709760904
eerie
Watch some of your pond neighbours if you want
https://youtu.be/5rMNPaNThYM
>>709760988
cunt
>>709760988
Fuck
>>709761301
holy shit sexy losers. I haven't seen that in like 16 years. He ends up fucking her body for a long time. Her head falls off and he fucks her throat. Then she comes to back to life and seeks revenge.
>>709761459
Kek
>>709761447
I kekd
>>709742747
hilariously pathetic that this forced meme shit is on your hard drive you stupid nigger
