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>Who in California wants to fuck me tonight? No games, no

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>Who in California wants to fuck me tonight?
No games, no bait. This will be a one time thing. You may remember me from a post last night.

I'm struggling this month, and I'm trying to reach a financial goal. I haven't paid a single bill this month. So if you're in my area: donate $250 and I'll be yours for 30 mins
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Sold.
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>>709725691
Tight petite body guys...
I'm working some angles to avoid showing my tats
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Timestamp of gtfo
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>>709725791
Are you in the bay? You can private message me: [email protected]
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mind timestamping your bod with a marker?
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>>709725804
Where at in Ca. And I bid 150
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>>709725804
Timestamp your bhole
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All I have is a pringle and a paperclip
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So are you a murderer or STD infected
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Where in Cali tho
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>>709726010
If I throw down an old TV with this dude can we split the time.
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>>709726043
Are you kidding. I'd let her give me the aids or kill me if I could cum in her ass. No ragrets
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>>709725804
Bay area let's meet. 367.89$ to let me do anal
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>>709725691
$250 for 30 minutes is way too high for California. That's more like Vegas rates. Extremely high class talent goes for $300 an HOUR in SF, less if the face isn't perfect. If you're in Northern California and want to consider an overnight, I could go $500.
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>>709725915
In the east bay
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>>709726207
kek
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not this garbage again
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Jenna I remember you from last night.
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>>709726100
Is it a smart tv?

>>709726067
East bay area near Walnut Creek
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>>709725994
this
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>>709725804
>>709726228
I bid 540 on the over night
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>>709726207
In the area, $600 and I can cum in your ass no condom and take 2 pictures. No face.
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>>709725994
Rolling
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Show anus so i can fab and go to sleep for free
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Didn't you offer 600 yesterday?
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>>709726381
fucker. Okay, okay, I'll go $600 on the over night, but I'll want breakfast in the morning.
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>>709726228
I'm in northern cali...
I know my asking rate is probably high... just I don't really do this... This is my first time trying and I am going to stop once I reach my goal. Everyone has a price... I don't see myself going a lot lower. I would consider the overnight if we met beforehand... not for 500 though
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Jesus fuck you teenagers are thirsty. 600 can buy a lot of flashlight inserts
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>>709725691

>financial goal

i.e. the rent

The wage gap has turned our nation's women into overpriced whores, brethren.
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>>709725691
I'll pay $1000 to take you out if you pretend you're my girlfriend

Will also pay you to accompany me to family gatherings in the future

Please
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>>709725691
These prices make me cranky. Ill do 150
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>>709726539
You sound like the typical serial rapist... "Jus gonna go till I hit my goal then I'll quit I swear!" who da fuq u tryna kid?
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>>709725848
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>>709725691

jesus christ you people are sad
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>709726400
>>709726474
Yeah I understand I will never reach my goal asking 600...I'm not comfortable doing anything unprotected. You should not be either..that's quite a red flag lol
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>>709726539
you're right, you don't really do this. Lesson one, know exactly how much and for how long. Otherwise you're going to get what is sure to follow: a ton of negotiation. If you price too high, no one will buy. Too low and you've left money on the table. This is a service, begin by describing what you will and absolutely will not do. Finally, sell the sizzle, not the steak.
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>>709726769
Over paying for puss, bid is up to 1k now, they'll probably just slit her throat after breakfast and harvest their payment
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Post nudes
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>>709725691
how much do you need? just 250? ill give you 500 if youll watch a movie with me. doesnt have to be sex or kissing. i just dont wanna be alone one night
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>>709726918
hope the post results.
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Tfw your in socal
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>>709726608
Sadly true. Rent...phone...internet... water...lights...gas...garbage... this list goes on. I just lost my job and need to keep my head above water until I replace it with something that pays enough. I'm aiming for 2k by tuesday (maybe thursday, but thats pushing it) so I don't lose my place
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>>709727006
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>>709725691
Meet me at the police station, I've got 600 bucks
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itt a bunch of neckbeards begging a slut for attention their mom never gave them
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>>709727080
what area code?
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>>709725691
OP what is your kik? Bay Area here
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>>709726621
I'm down... where are you located? You can send me an email: [email protected]
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>>709726621
shit, is it that bad?
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Sorry $250 is too much for hh, youre competing with equivalents for half that price (Sacramento)
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>>709727080
Let's see your cock already faggot
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>>709726621

fuuuck man just go to the gym, its really that simple. everything else will make sense later
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>>709727080
>>709726763
why dont you just fuck your landlord?
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>>709727080
well you're in SF, what did you expect bitch?
daddy can't pay shit right so gotta suck dick?
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>>709726683
send me a message? Jenna.Glitz@yahoo

>>709726911
Well I don't mind negotiating as long as it's not extremely low baller... I'll go all the way. Oral to get you hard. Just nothing unprotected.. &no spit swapping... lol
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>>709727080
How old are you?
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obvious trap
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>>709725691

I don't see anything worth $500 and hour.

Got a special menu? BBBJTCIM? BBFS? Greek?

Better be all three, for 3 pops, come to think of it - in the reverse order, then *maybe* worth that much.

>good luck ho
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>>709725691
Sweetheart, You're beautiful. Seriously. Don't listen to any of these asshole on /b/. I've never seen you but I can guarantee you that you are. You are a woman. You are a female homo sapien. And for that reason you will always be a magnificent heralding of what millions of years of evolution has to offer, and men will find it mesmerizing. You are nature's work of art. You don't have to be the Mona Lisa or the sistine chapel to be beautiful. You have a lot to be proud of, honey. It's hard in our rigorously elitist society of late, but you are without a doubt attractive and appealing to the opposite (or same) sex. The tips in this thread will help, but confidence cannot be faked. Just know that you're fabulous and the world will follow you along.
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>>709726763
If this seems like something you're going to have to do once a month or so, you'd be better off finding an arrangement. An older guy who's somewhat well off and is okay that you have a life. You get comfortable with each other, take a couple of days a month for each other and you get your rent paid every month. Now finding someone who meets that and isn't a creeper or has bad hygiene is the challenge. Coffee first, define your limits and let's see where this goes.
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>>709725691
lel i got offered $300 to have a 3some with a couple
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>>709727080
I find clients for girls if interested tag this post with an email ill send you an application. $2000 aint shit we can get that plus flight for one dinner party and a few hours after. Whats your education level?
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>>709727006
>>709727140

Send me a message? [email protected]

>>709727126
925
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>>709725691
$50 for a bj? should only take 15min then ill leave. im trimmed down there and no deepthroat required
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>>709727376
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>>709727168
18 years old and 18 years a kissless virgin my dude

Epic depression battles of being on /b/ at 2:30 AM while hot college girls are partying with alphas outside my window
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Jesus Christ. If I lived out there, I'd just take you on dates, hope we hit it off, and help you out so you didn't have to do this shit.
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NICE TRY FBI

THIS IS ENTRAPMENT
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>>709727290
Oooofff. You can make more money if you offer kissing.
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>>709727407
and im a dude, but technically thats 150 per person
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>>709727376
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Hey guys, um yeah I was just joking, I'm actually a trap. That's why I never showed vag :P

So, you guys like dicks, right?
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>>709727479
You're pathetic anon. Not for being 18 and a kissless virgin. I'm in the same boat and I'm 23. You're pathetic for being so damn desperate.
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>>709727080

there's your math for you right there.

Bang one guy for $2,000.

Or 10 guys for $200.

Or 100 guys for $20.

Based on what's happening in there, I think you're gonna have to bang the 100 guys.
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>>709727290
Are you white ?
How old ?
What are you willing to offer for $250 ?
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>>709725691
>$250 and I'll be yours for 30 mins
You're not good enough to be charging those prices.
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>>709727376
Someone cap this for future cringe threads.
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>>709727416
want to do anything with a girl

the gf and I are looking to bring another girl in to play around
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>>709727258
She's a girl... she also hates me for no reason. I'm honestly so quiet and respectful. I have no idea what her problem is.

>>709727345
25

>>709727363
I have no clue what those mean but anything that starts with bb is a no go... greek, maybe I can do for extra..?

>>709727381
Nah... I had a well paying job for the last 8 years, and it just vanished suddenly cuz the company went out of business. I mean I don't plan on doing this regularly...just trying to survive this month until I find a job with similar pay, or adjust my lifestyle to fit my budget. Tbh though I already live very frugal. Rent is expensive but it's literally the cheapest little 1 bedroom apartment in my city that I could find without room mates
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>709727409
Are you some kind of pimp? lol
I'm not looking for that. Otherwise you can message me: [email protected]
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>>709727718
It's fresh pasta nerd.
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>>709727479
You are young, quit fucking whining and get out there. I didn't lose my virginity until I was almost 21, and in the 5 years since, I have had sex with 16 girls, and then found a girlfriend for the last 2 years. That means that for 3 years after, I was averaging 5 a year, and I am not the sexiest guy, the richest, any of that. Just fucking work on yourself and quit acting like 18 is the end of your life
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Post feet
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>>709725691
>$250 for 30 minuites?
Bitch please, mother Theresa would charge less
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>>709727479
Dude, I am over 30. Been single for years, but not a kissless virgin...
You are only 18 ffs. Don't start to panic until you are 27.
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>>709727656
Lol I'm pathetic for more reasons than that homie
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Too bad you're not in Austin. I'd do it.
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>>709727918
List them.
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>>709727148

How many takers have you had in total so far? You into couples?
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You're more reasonable with the pricing tonight, but for 30 mins and no crazy shit, fuck not even normal shit? You're still delusional bitch, try again.
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FUCK, DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH ANYMORE?

FUCK, HE JUST SAVED SOME IMAGES AND USED THE TIMESTAMP TOOL ON PHOTOSHOP. FUCK YOU GUYS, I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU DON'T DO THIS
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>>709725691
Nigga you charging way too much. I'm about to have some fun with pinky and Kelly Devine
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i never understood why girls dont sell $50 bjs. they only take 10minutes. work for a few hours and youve got cash for the week. you just have to know where to market yourself, guys will pay for sure.
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>>709727782
>I'm honestly so quiet and respectful
Tell me what is actually wrong with you, not what you erroneously believe yourself to be.
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>>709727707
I'm white, 25, brown hair, greenish eyes
I'll offer the full package, everything covered :)
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>>709727416
>[email protected]

darling, do what the experienced people do. craigslist ad. or nightshift.co

you're dealing with a known clientelle that does this. You're on /b/. you know better. you will end up getting tortured and killed finding johns on /b/.

I'm only serious.

>you will get chopped into tiny pieces picking up johns on /b/
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>>709727740
Perhaps...assuming she is clean? I'm into girls too. Where are you guys located? Message me at the yahoo account if this thread dies plz
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>>709725691
Lol you dropped $350 from last night, maybe we can hold out for budget hj's on the 31st
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>>709725691
You again bitch, no one is going to pay $600
To smash your nasty/sticking leathery cunt...facts!
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>>709727989
Tbh I don't feel like typing out why I think I'm a piece of shit on /b/ lol
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>>709727423
>>709727782
im serious btw. too cheap? im clean and i can come back a few days a week
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$250 for 30 minutes.....why when you just posted pics? I'm going to nut to them later in the comfort of my home and free of charge. Thanks op.
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>>709727884
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If you think that I'm a loser
Well you suck, 'cause you know I ain't nothin' but a user
Of your love I can't get enough
Girl it's true, the whole wide world is smiling with you
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>>709728005
I've only met with 2 guys but they weren't from b
I would consider a couple as long as the female is clean, since that can't really be protected
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hahaha I guess I just found Jenny's info
Ayy you don't goof op
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>>709728415
wow nice toe knuckle hair stubble
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>>709728386
Fair enough. I hope you get more confidence in yourself or learn not to give a fuck.
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>>709728488

Alright. How long are you going to be under financial pressure? My girlfriend and I are likely going to be in San Fran next weekend, but this weekend we are travelling in Vancouver.
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This bitch is gonna get murdered. Just because you browse /b/ doesn't magically make everyone on here safe. Go backpage with someone to watch your back. Vet your clients over the phone or in public and if your not completely retarded you'll be able to tell when someone gives off a fucked up vibe.
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>>709728488
>since that can't really be protected

Use a Dental dam bruh
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SHOW YOUR VAGINA AND TIMESTAMP....FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO PROVE YOU'RE A FEMALE. NO, FUCK IT'S NOT. DAMN, JUST LET ME SWITCH BODIES WITH YOU, I KNOW WHAT THE MEN OF /B/ WANT. I WOULD BE THE BEST WHORE EVER
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The one time I wished I lived in cali...
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>>709725691
Its this thread again. Must have been a rough night to drop from $600 to $250.
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>>709728031
OP here.
That's not true.
Why do people lie when this is completely anonymous and has absolutely nothing to do with your life
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should just scam on kik for paypal, easy shit
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>>709728045
I know pinky... well, not any more. I kicked it with her a bit in like 2010. Her name's sarah she's from the bottoms
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>>709728564
Honestly I already barely give a fuck. Girls my age are mostly undesirable and have no morals or ability to be loved whatsoever. Gonna work on going to the gym and get /fit/ so maybe that'll fix things. For now I'm just sitting alone writing weird music all the time. If my band blows up I'll shout y'all out.
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>>709725691
$250 for 30 mins, so $500 to get your rocks off, jesus.
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>>709728685
Answer my email for snap
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>>709728769
I only need 5 minutes
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>>709725691
Can I be your security when you go on these dates? I'll be on stand by protecting you and I can also set up appointments with you and your johns. I'll also be collecting commission but don't worry I won't let you down
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>>709728138
I mean I have posted on cl but they keep taking my add down no matter how vague I speak..even when I don't show any nudes... idk why
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Oh Little Birdy,

Ohhh....little birdy.....

I saw the little birdy sing. She sang with glee and everything. She sang for spring. She sang for me. And everything was so happy.
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>>709728666

son, there are whores everywhere

nice satanic trips
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>>709728204
I'd do a hj for $60, uncovered.

>Here's a tit from yesterday. Don't feel like taking any more rn
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>>709728862

try harder. /b/ WILL get you killed.

try POF, the sugardaddy sites, ashleymadison

there are a million alternatives safer than these psychotic fucks. where the fuck do you think you are?
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>709728835
Somehow I don't think you're getting a discount.
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>>709728396
Send me a message? [email protected]
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>>709728996
No one likes a whore.
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>>709728138

>inb4 she's the killer
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>>709728996
OCTOBER 27?!?!?!? WHAT?!??!?

Wow, I knew it was fake.


"hey guise i just hapened to be taking pics yesterday with timestamps for no particular reason"

fuck you, you're either a troll or the stupidest person ever if you think i'll believe that....i wouldnt not i...not i....
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>>709728996

$60, sold. and then take your hand and feed my cock in your mouth and take every last drop.

you're on your way to your goal.
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>>709725691

You are so vulnerable, do you even know that?

I could fuck you, cave your skull in, dump your body in the desert and keep my money.
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>>709728601
That's what's up.. I mean I'm trying to get my goal by Monday, but realistically that may not happen. I can see you guys next weekend.
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This is a site that produces gore threads, real life homicide live threads and the last words of school shooters. This bitch kinda deserves whatever she has coming her way. Rip jenna
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>>709729186
Anon gets it
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>>709729186

he will do it too. and we don't even have a desert nearby. that's motivation.
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>>709729158
found the retard who can't read xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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>>709727416
How close are you to Hemet?
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>>709729266
ca is a desert
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>>709729239

yes. RIP in p̶e̶a̶c̶e̶ ̶ pieces Jenna.
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I can see it already
>the day op tryed to whore herself out to be to pay bills
With some gore pics RIP Jenna.
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>>709729186
This guy could be the one contacting her right now with a "real no bs" offer and the cunt would never know they were the same. Fuck I could be all 3 of them
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How much to raw dog your butthole?
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>>709729329

you're not from around here are you faggot?
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>>709729373
Ggwp I'm retarded should have re-read what I typed.
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>>709725691
408?
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>>709729158
Like I said... if you can read... I posted here, same thread, last night.
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>>709728835
as does every other nigga here.

they lyin if they thinkin/sayin they need more
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>>709725691
250 for 30? Fuck that, unless you fart rainbows no pussy is worth 250 for 30.
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Google her fucking email you tards. Check her Facebook and youtube. Not worth 250. Not even worth 25.
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>>709725691
$600 to $250. Lol, Gee, so shocking you couldn't find someone to pay your full price. Get a job, you ugly bitch.
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>>709729390
lived in 925 many years newfag, ca is a desert, even east bay
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>>709729469

she already answered. Walnut Creek.

Which, by the way, is near where a whore who called herself Stacey Love Diamond got herself slashed to pieces a year or two ago.
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>>709729299
WHAT. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU, FAGGOT. NOT ME? WHAT DID I MISUNDERSTAND. YEAH, I SAW SHE SAID SHE TOOK PIC YESTERDAY, BUT It's no true lmao you learn to read fuck face nigger


This is someone's daughter we're talking about here. OP was once a little girl,so innocent and pure and now she's showing her titties to cavemen. It's sad. :( It makes me never wanna be a father, if I had a daughter she'd turn out like this probably.
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>>709729186
It's not like I'm completely alone you psycho.
Someone will know where I am, who I'm with..and if I don't call them when the session is over, they'll be here to cave your skull in.
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>>709729584

http://www.everyjoe.com/2014/05/09/crime/sarah-june-douglas-nude-photos-dead-stacy-love-diamond/#1
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>>709729509
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"I don't really do this"
>posts every night...
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>>709729584
>>709729744

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/calif-firefighter-wanted-death-prostitute-girlfriend-article-1.1786423
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>>709729587
Fuck off to tumblr. I saw the thread yesterday. If you dont want to see shit like this, better leave.
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>>709729300
I've never heard of that city... is it in northern Cali? I'm in Walnut Creek
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>>709729378

I don't live in cali and I don't think I'm going to kill anyone anyway.

Hookers like this are so easy though. It's funny.
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>>709729604
Thatll be a great comfort to your corpse in sure as by the time this imaginary friend knows your missing youll already be dead
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>>709729570

ignorant faggot
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>>709729509
2/10
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>>709729587

Your emoticons make me cringe.
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>>709729487
>unless you fart rainbows
I'll try my best anon??
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>>709729604

Sure thing, this world is full of weak spots and you put yourself out as a piece of trash with no self respect.

Your probably will end up dead.
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>>709725691
Do you see African Americans? A lot of girls on backpage don't see African Americans and it makes me mad. I got the money. I'm just tryna smash
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>>709725691


It was $600 last night.

Kek
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>>709729999
Message me? [email protected]
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>>709729999
Quads never lie
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mods, whore, mods, whore
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I'll do 250, but 30 minutes is bullshit. And i want to see the poon before. If it's a blown out bologna barn you can keep it.
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>>709727030
this, i'd make u cum for free but sorry OP cannot pay for puss. i can talk to your landlord and get him to accept my dick for your next month's rent though
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>>709729999
>>709730022
>>709730055
Whats going on
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Why is pussy not posted
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>>709730118
It's happening
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>>709730055
She's a coal burner. ABORT THREAD.
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>>709730139
Either troll or trap....we're not getting to see this elusive pussy :(
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>>709727838
more like an agent, most of us hate the word pimp tbh...
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I sent you an email, check spam folder?
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I hope no one pays for this this girl ain't shit and this is probably fucking bait where you're gonna walk into a room filled with like 10 monkeys.

>go compete with other girls on the backpages
>good fucking luck competing with those fucking rates

You deserve to lose your place you lose your job due to a fucking reason.
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>>709730181
She's offering sex for money but the coal burning is what bothers you, kek
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>>709725691


Timestamp pussy/asshole and I'll email you my offer and contact info.
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>>709730055
Do you have a paid snapchat?
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>>709725691
I'm in Oakland, OP. I'll fuck you.
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>>709728747
do NOT shout out 4chan if your band becomes famous

free advice, thank me privately later
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>>709725691
You're advertising prostitution. You've given us your email and your location. I've contacted the cyber police and they are back tracing you.
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>>709728769
>implying you last an hour
Fucking lol. 2 pump chump detected. Overcompensate much?
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>>709725691
Way to go, you could use lots of sites for this kind of activity, but you choose to do it in /b/. This shows a lot of your character.
maybe you dont care, but you have a friend in south america for the rest of your life.
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>i'll be yours for 30 minutes

I'll only need 2, can I get a discount?
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>>709730055

he will choke you out until you agree to be one of his stable bitches then he will make you do 10 tricks a day. he won't give you any of the money but he will give you all the big black cock you can choke down your throat.
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>>709730334
i wanna see if she's beat also but doubt she'll post.
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>>709726207
Literally exact change in a bank account. Fucking kek.
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>>709730226
Don't see any that I haven't replied to already
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>>709730401
Shit's charged in blocks tard, you reckon you'll be done in half an hour go to whoa?
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>>709730444

Exactly. I'm not about to dive into some loose and pounded pussy.
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>>709730118
Nothin goin on but tha rent
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>>709730347
Shoot me a message... [email protected]

>>709730340
No snapchat or kik, sorry

>>709730405
b is my last resort since the other sites I've tried are not generating any money
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>>709728996
I didnt expect a response, that was a joke, but goddamn you must need them dollaz
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>>709730645
Can you post a non potato feet pic
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>>709726539
No takers last night? (I'm the anon who gave you props for your entrepreneurial spirit)
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>>709730645
>[email protected]

My free cams. Start stripping, sell your dirty underwear. Start selling shit on ebay.

I'd do $300 for the whole night.
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>>709729892
remind me when you're allowed to water your lawn, is it still mandated? kek.
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u got a nice body so i'm gonna email u for the fuck of it and we'll fuck some other time when you don't need the money. is that cool? ok good

gnite guys gl whoever pays for it, i hope u don't kill her before i get some
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>>709730740
Jesus Christ who the fuck wants dirty underwear. That's not sanitary.
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>>709730739
>(I'm the anon who gave you props for your entrepreneurial spirit)
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>>709730825

People have some fucked up fetishes fam. You see people buying that shit on reddit.
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>>709726539
she's lying to make it seem like she's some innocent first timer
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>>709730739
She only fucks for money, cringetard. Your broke ass doesn't stand a chance.
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I live in the SoCal area and I'm willing to do $750 but you have to prove you're a woman first
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Why are you doing this to yourself op. It's dangerous doing this kind of business and it's worth your life. Get a job at Starbucks or something. At least you'll make something and not risk getting any stds. You can do it Op. I believe in you.
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>>709729604

I like to think that I'd treat people fairly and that life is worth doing positive things.

However, if push came to shove and I had my way. Well, I could track you down, offer you what you are asking for. Then nock you unconscious.

Let's see, what would I do first, I think I'd peel off your face and show it to you. Let you really feel it, not having an identity and all. Seeing as how flesh is just temporary anyway.

Then I think I'd crush you face in with a pipe or hammer, but you would probably still be alive. Then I'd cum in your open skull and let you bleed out.

I'd cut off what's left of your head and feed it to vultures in random places in Nevada then leave your body in a deserted place with no identifiable marks.

That would be the end of you, because you put your filthy body on display where anyone could take advantage of you.

Don't worry love, I'm all talk. This is allc purely hypothetical.
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>>709730739
Didnt know garyvee browsed /b/
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>>709728769
150 for 15 mins... 250 for 30 mins... 350 for the hour.
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>>709731054
You aren't worth that OP...
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>>709730972
Not op, but hhwut?
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Crack is Whack OP
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>>709731046
haha
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>>709731054
I emailed you :/
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>>709730739
Oh hi lol
Nah I got some messages but no "serious inquires"
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>>709731054
>150 for 15 mins... 250 for 30 mins... 350 for the hour.

lol. maybe if you were 12.
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>>709731054
Lets see dat ass
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>>709731046
Kek
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>>709731054
$450 for 2 hours and I might be interested
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>>709731188
Maybe it's because of your ridiculous overestimation of your own value.
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>>709731054
nobody will pay your kike prices for such a shit tier body
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>>709731003
lol edge fag... cum in open skull lol when people that get off killing cum, we cum during the murder not after...
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>>709731054
I'm looking for someone to dress me up, I want to cross dress, are you willing to doll me up and take me out for GFE? I can pay you.
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>>709731054
Ffs Ill give u all money u want, just stop posting ffs and get a job and vote for trump.
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>>709731298

This right here. If you had

http://imgur.com/a/JUncr

her body then I'd pay what ever you ask for. Those tits aren't worth 250 an hour
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>>709731054
KEK I can get girls twice as good for half the price, fuck off with your kike prices cunt
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Why the fuck would I actually chase after a prude ass bitch that literally won't show the goods.

You show us your ass cheeks spread, pussy spread and some decent body pics I'd be willing. And on here, non of that secret email shit.

Put up or fuck off.
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>>709725691
Do you have any toys? I'd pay the 150 if you plug my anal. I'm clean. Can you do that?
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>>709730740
>>709730825
I actually tried that first lol. Posted on some underwear selling site, but everyone who contacted me was just trying to fuck. Actually pretty ironic lol...back then I turned them down, but now I'm willing and I can't find anyone
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>>709730745
>>709729570

you see the word 'desert' anywhere faggot?
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>>709730225
>>709727838
you do understand this profession can be dangerous and we work with reputable clients that prepay rather than random 4channers right?
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>>709731666
>>>709730745
>>>709729570

Now do you see the word desert, faggot?
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>>709730991
I have a full time job...today was my third day. But it's minimum wage (I just accepted it in the mean time so I have SOMETHING) but really it won't even pay rent, let alone gas, food, and other bills.
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>>709731509
I agree. Show the goods to the consumers and the buyers will come. Can;t pay for something we don't know.
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>>709731399

I like the innocence of death.

Perhaps I'm the only one here to reach her emotionally.

I believe you don't truly know a person until you greeting them through the barrier of pain or fear.

She should work a dead end job and stop selling her worthless meat to an image board full of psychopaths like me.

I'll probably never kill anyone for your information. It's just something I get off on.

You still listening love? I'd pay you a whole lot of money if you get me off in my own special way.
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>>709731631

Dude your body I'm not trying to be rude but it's not worth the money.

Why don't you just go apply to a strip club or a massage place with happy endings. Go get a job?
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>>709731682
Fuck off, faggot.
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>>709731666
>implying a desert has to have the word 'desert' to be a desert
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>>709731853

>implying a faggot isn't a faggot even if he says he isn't a faggot
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Willing to pay but i gotta know if you're beat.
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>>709731853
Why are you fucking autists arguing over deserts in a thread about whoring? JFC, cringe off the scale...
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>>709731913
Would she be doing this if she wasn't? She's either ugly, or you're getting murdered.
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>>709728415
Post bottoms of feet
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>>709729874
how you in walnut creek n you broke? slide to concord n get pimped out youll make more money fucka job get yo potential out yo pussy girl
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How dis make you feel white boisssss.
You mad? Y'all can't even compete!
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>>709731046
OP hurrr.
That's adorable... Whoever made this gets a discount lol
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>>709731782
we rep males to if thats what you are interested in. TBH though you strike me as a dude who's into passable trannies and currently we have none available as semi sane ones are hard to find and insane ones are impossible to work with.
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>>709729300
Haha if she's never heard of Hemet she's never been in true so cal. Riverside here, and I was hoping she'd be down here but she's nor cal
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>>709732079
Wow, you got all of that out of three words. Amazing!
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>>709732010
>implying sex=love
>implying you could marry her and be happy.
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>>709731934
good point but it passes the time
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>>709731208
I got too many tats on my back/hips/booty
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>>709732010
I'm very happy you found a white girl with a shit fetish nigger, now go back to field and pick that cotton.
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>>709731228
I could work with that... Send me an email? [email protected]

>>709731405
I'm down with that... send me an email

>>709731417
I'm from Cali..doesn't really matter who I vote for anyway.

>>709731460
>>709731491
Yeah well my body is a "type" ...some like em thick, some like em thin. If you're not attracted to this I really don't care.
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>>709731597
I don't have a plug but we can arrange that
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I will pay for your next 3 months as long as i can fuck you in the ass with 20 mins of a simple text message. Thats the deal. take it or leave it
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>>709732213

Just sharpie over your tats stupid cunt.

Better yet just use any decent photo editor. It only takes a few seconds.

BTW this is the serial killer guy, I just said all that because I wanted to scare you out of the proffesion.

I lost my sister to som bastard who raped and killed her. She just wanted money to help with rent.

You could literally do anything else and make more money, and be safe.
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>>709731853
>>709731907
shut the fuck up already. This is OP... the bay area is not a fucking desert...like...at all. Though we have been going through a drought. But it's been raining the past few days
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>>709731853
>>709730745
>>709729570


not a desert by any definition, faggot
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If you were in Lagrange I'd pay 50 for a Handy.
Could use some strange, same woman for 8 years now.
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>>709732357

bitch that girl isnt thick she has the same body type as you except her tits are GOD TEIR
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>>709732357
this bitch is lying yo if she live in walnut creek she got money... this silly hoe could use backpage but she wanna troll yall
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>>709732243
White bois mad
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I will pay for your next 5 months as long as i can fuck you in the ass with 20 mins of a simple text message. Thats the deal. take it or leave it
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>>709732204
>passes the time
No one's forcing you to be here. You could literally go and do anything else.
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>>709725691
fuck off OP, yesterday i send the email and you never answer
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>>709732116
lol...I lived in Mission Valley SD for about a year, but I didn't get out much. That was like 2011-ish
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>>709732213
Oh, so trashy as well. Wow, you sound like a gem.
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>>709732151
I mean you are calling a random person on the internet a faggot you've obviously been here a while. Therefore one can assume youve been lurking for a while and have come accross enough trap threads to get you curious. Your curiosity has probably gotten the better of you as it has most people lurking here long enough leading to a propensity to check these taboo threads out. Unfortunately for you being the neck-bearded faggot you are you were fapping while scrolling through the threads and one just happened to catch your eye. One thing lead to another and you finished a few times while checking out tranny on girl porn cause "its not gay, its just an extra set of tits." Slowly you began to focus more on the tranny than the girl and now you are a full blown ladyboy lover. Stop me when I say something that isnt completely true.
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>>709732511
>OP... the bay area is not a fucking desert...like...at all.

OP has it right. turns out she's not as stupid as you would think.

>OP, smart enough to know a desert isn't a desert

>OP, stooopid enough to think whoring herself out on /b/ is a good idea

look at the bright side OP, after the john you found on /b/ tortures you to death, you won't have any money problems ever again
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It's time.....
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>>709732573
I didn't even click the pic. I know some guys are into big tit women and some like the tiny perky tits...which is what I'm working with.. Everyone has a preference. I'm guessing yours is men.
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>>709732533
>inb4 'most deserts average'
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>>709725691
Ain't nobody who isn't desperate gonna pay $250 for some random hoe
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Can someone ban this cunt? Or do we need to see this pointless thread every single night?

You're here a lot for someone that "never does this".
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>>70973285
Fuck it, I have plenty of money. I want to see what she can do.
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>>709726207
Damn dude you really that beta? This bitch ain't worth $100
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>>709732680
Lol. I see your half a semester of Psych in community college has served you well.
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>>709725691
Reported you whoore, fyi your a 150 a half hpur typa girl with those cheesy fucking tattoos, also gentlemen dubs confirms this jeezabel has herpes.
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OP, please reply faster.
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>>709732511
>OP wrong about desert
>OP wrong to whore for money on /b

my logic proves I'm right
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>>709732591
I don't live in Walnut Creek, I'm just out here while I'm posting. Not trying to shit where I eat.

>>709732661
I answered every email..unless you're that weird Italian restaurant guy who keeps offering food instead of money. Perhaps you got my email wrong?

>>709732772
At least my death would eliminate debt.
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>>709727080
That's your fault hoe. Go leach of somebody else
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>>709726539
Cali rate is 80 bucks for a half hour..You might think youre special but youre whoring yourself out, with your rate I could fuck 3 whores
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>>709733008
>>>709732772 (You)
>At least my death would eliminate debt.
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>>709732680
>Update
holy fuck! LMFAO
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>>709732641
but i enjoy it
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