Personally, I'd go for the Lantern Ring.
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Personally, I'd go for the Lantern Ring.
>>709709776
Pfft, hammer's better.
>>709709776
ring.
>Nigh omnipotence or a bunch of thing that won't fit you
>>709709911
Can't lift it though. Also can't make structures with it.
>>709709911
You might not be worthy.
I'd go for the Iron Suit. Would be the Bat Suit but without years of intense training I could never use it effectively. With the Iron Suit it'll basically do the fighting for me.
Iron man suit. Easy decision for me really.
>>709709776
Do I assume you're a cuck too.
Gold and red.
>>709709776
I'd rather have the Guyver unit.
>>709709776
So what's the necklace thingy majingy?
The shield so I can finally go fucking surfing.
>>709709776
do you only get the item, or do you become that hero?
>>709710097
>ironman
>>709710144
>mfw I know what that is....
>>709710233
You only get them. What you do with this power is up to you.
>>709709776
iron man suit, in XXL though
>>709709911
You're not worthy, you couldn't hold it.
>>709709776
Why have the ring when you can have a Lens?
>>709709776
A rope so I can hang myself and be rid of you fucking nerds
Absolutely the Lantern ring. Anyone who says otherwise is either a complete faggot or has never read a comic book, making them therefore, a complete faggot.
Ring is superior, unless it doesn't come with the charger. If that's the case then I'd go with the Iron Man suit.
>>709710500
>Le
Fucking autistic cuck reddit language
>inb4 cuck
No you're the cock))))))))
>>709710626
please do, and while you're at it, suck on some more dicks
>>709710626
YOU are the an hero this city needs.
>>709710668
Why so le triggeur?
>>709710626
Whatever man. If you think we're bad, head to >>>/a/
>>709710632
apparently choosing the hammer doesn't allow you to lift it, why would choosing the ring be any different?
>>709710632
kek some gay fucking green ring, Iron man suit is the obvious choice for those of us who aren't complete fucking faggots.
>>709709776
WTF is that necklace?
>>709709776
A family
>>709710974
Anyone can have access to the Ring. You need willpower to use it.
>although most of /b/ would probably do better with a Red Lantern ring
>>709710069
are you sure you can muster up the power
>>709709776
Thor's hammer, assuming I be worthy... otherwise Cap's shield
>>709711402
Of course.
The Blackest Night falls from the skies,
The darkness grows as all light dies,
We crave your hearts and your demise,
By my black hand, the dead shall rise!
— Black Lantern Corps Oath
>>709711475
Why cap's shield? It's hardly very useful unless you're also on the off chance a super soldier.
>>709711336
i only saw the movie so i dont really know shit about it, but i thought the ring chose ryan reynolds
also, i have no willpower
>>709711654
Rings often *do* choose users, but sometimes, users can pick up rings and use them. At least, if I recall...
>>709711647
Cuz I could use it to bang chicks who think I'm Chris Evans
>"Oh fuck me over the shield Cap"
Also cuz I'm a Capfag
>>709709776
Anyone who doesn't say Batman suit is a fuckin puss
>>709710799
I second that motion!
>>709711904
you are a retarded, a cheap knock off from china would have the same effect as the real deal in all real world applications
Obvious answer is to be a god. Thor.
>>709711960
I'll take his bank before I'd take his suit.
>>709711960
Theres absolutely nothing special about batmans suit though literally just a disguise (not even bullet proof)
>>709712258
>this
>>709712352
>and this
OP is a gigantic faggot, won't tell us what that fucking gay ass necklace is
>>709712662
Because even I don't know.
>>709712662
Black panther suit?
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>>709710073
What, exactly, does the bat suit get you? Armour, at best. It doesn't actually do anything.
>>709711475
Cap's shield doesn't do anything...
Does batman's suit come with his belt that conveniently has everything one needs regardless of the situation? If not, his suit is fucking useless
hammer. if you can lift it, you are completely "based", as the youth of today would say. i'd gladly do the will of Odin if i was considered worthy. and think of who you can date!
>>709712352
Thats the point, pussy
batman suit is only good if you are completely fit. ring only will work with charger and permission of the Guardians, otherwise you stole it. iron man suit is just asking for trouble, like driving a sports car. thors hammer, as i said above, only works if you ARE thor, so great. the shield is only useful if you are in a fight, who wants to be in a fight. what the hell is the necklace?
>>709712258
Batman is going to punch you so hard your children will be born bruised
>>709710203
game of thrones. OP needs to die right now.
http://rob.emery.net/costumes/costumes.htm
>>709714087
Batman isn't just about being fit, it's about acumen, intelligence, forethought,ferocity, the inability to give up against impossible odds, I'll wipe you from the face of the earth, Batman. BATMANNNNNN.
>>709714109
You think you'd fare better taking his suit?
>>709709776
I'd rather have Spawn's armor.
>>709714366
Batman ate my kids, i love him because they deserved it. BATMAN YOU FUCKS. BATMAN
>>709712662
It's wonder woman's belt. Retards...
>>709714087
this, except iron man suit is basically invincible, and even if you didn't want to use it you could sell it for literally billions of dollars, probably more
does the ring come with the lantern? cant run outta juice
>>709714716
no, no it isn't. retarder.
>>709714859
You can ask it to find a lantern and take you to it. Only downside is that there would likely be other lanterns there, and they'd accuse you of Stolen Valor.
>>709714716
LOL no cares for wonder woman :(
>>709713035
If you're already trained in shit and at peak human fitness, it'll enhance your movements to blindingly fast. But if you're not trained, having it do that will just make you clumsy and awkward. plus you have all the gadgets and the cowl to help you navigate and dispatch foes. There's an onboard CPU that'll do basic intelligence like map out a buildings by downloading blueprints and stuff. It's like the Iron Suit lite, optimized for ambush and stealth.
I'd say that if you are as trained as Bruce Wayne and have the Bat Suit + Batmobile, you can give Iron-Man a run for his money.
I just like the idea of the Bat Suit more, but the Iron Suit is superior as I can just jump in one right now and start fucking shit up by tomorrow afternoon.
>>709709776
The batsuit is just a costume. Pass.
The shield is just a nice shield. Pass.
What is that necklace? Pass.
The hammer might not even let you lift it. Pass.
The iron suit would be great until you have to charge it. Pass.
The ring is the only logical choice. It comes with its own battery(just reach your hand into a pocket dimension and grab it). It gives you God-like power. And it's green, which is a nice color. The only downside is that you can't kill people with it.
I'd rather be him. He makes them all look like crying little bitches on their periods.
>>709713035
You sound like a dying man, fear the bat, faggot
>>709709776
Yellow ring instead of green please
>>709709776
Aren't green lanterns powers technically limitless? Unless whoevers necklace that is that powerful the ring is obvious
>>709715270
>I'd say that if you are as trained as Bruce Wayne and have the Bat Suit + Batmobile, you can give Iron-Man a run for his money
not a fucking chance
>>709715496
>charge it
motherfucker what
>>choose ring
>>power of will
>>will creation of batman or iron suit
>>????
>>profit
>>709715968
C'mon, bro. Stop sucking Tonys cock.
I'm going with the green lantern ring. I could channel whatever I've learned through the art and science classes I've taken to save the world.
Necklace is black Panther's
Just sayin
>>709715496
you need a lantern to charge the ring, iron mans suit can power itself (see war machine)
>>709715968
You underestimate the bat, FUCKERS WILL RUE THE DAY *gas cloud, flies the fuck up the chimney*
>>709716423
You'll basket weave us out of oblivion?
>>709716110
i love batman and don't really car about iron man, but no way in fuck can he beat him
>>709716465
looks nothing like it
Bow and Arrow
>>709709776
Why would I need any of that when I am the sorcerer supreme?
If I'm not mistaken (haven't googled) that'd juggernaut demon amulet?
>>709716689
Not saying Bat-Man can beat Iron-Man. I'm saying Bat-Man can battle Iron-Man. It wouldn't be a total shut out, especially if it's in Gotham.
Actually, if its in Gotham, I'm putting my money on Bat-Man.
>>709711775
The rings choose their owners. I assume if you "get" the ring, it's chosen you. Otherwise it would have just flown away in the first place.
>>709711402
are you worthy enough to wield the hammer?
>>709716829
Congratulations, you can go buy that at the sporting goods store.
>>709716915
Crimson Ruby of Cryttorak, Mfw fag.
>>709717161
Oh shit, that's the crimson gem?
I change my answer to that.
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH
>>709717161
Your face when, fag (?)
You accidentally it,
I wouldn't be able to lift Mjolnir and I have no willpower to power the ring. Don't know what the necklace is. I'd probably take the shield and sell it
>>709715496
Wrong the green Lantern rings can kill and many lanterns have as for the battery you either summon it to yourself or your OP like kyle rainer and have the only ring that doesn't ever have to be charged but yes the ring is clearly the only choice as with it you could make a construct of all other items
>>709709776
What exactly is the question asking though? If I was to choose the Iron Man suit does that also mean I've got the brain capabilities of Tony Stark?
I would take the ring, then willpower myself into having immortality genes.
Like that faggot, canadian.
Would bite fingers off or set myself on fire to do it so i am pretty sure I have enough willpower.
I'm thinkin the necklace thing is probably some faggot anime piece of shit
All of those are too complicated.. Can I just have a pair of web shooters?
>>709717599
Just read thread and apparently the necklace thing is Juggernaut's gem. I'd go with that I guess
>>709717599
>> SHIELD OR BILLION DOLLAR WEAPON SUIT HMMM
I doubt any of you have the willpower to create anything greater than a toaster with the ring.
>>709717599
you might make a million selling the shield, you'd make billions by selling iron mans suit
>>709717681
>Not having organic webshooters
Why even bother?
>>709717685
no its not
>>709709776
Batsuit, just to fuck around with it.
In terms of which is more powerful, Lanterns ring should be a no brainer.
>>709717735
>>709717836
The shield is made of a metal that doesn't exist IRL. I think it would sell for more but I guess it's up in the air
>>709717899
I have an organic webshooter.
>>709717789
be a fuckin sweet toaster though
The juggernaut jewel would be cool but it wouldnt be permanent and if someone took it away, id be fucked.
The ring is the only thing that has the potential to effect permanent change.
>>709717936
>Implying you have any willpower
>>709717946
and what would they do with it? no real world applications, suit can be reverse engineered
>>709718070
I have enough to make it more valuable than anything else listed.
>>709718070
Bitch,please will power is literally the only thing keeping us alive right now.
>>709709776
Whatever one the highest bidder wants. I ain't about to be some super hero just wanna chill in a reasonable apartment or some shit idk
>>709718138
So can the sheilds alloy.
>>709718224
>just enough will-power to stay alive
>not enough to construct gigantic megastructures
>>709718138
This. >>709718283
ITS NOT JUGGERNAUGHTS JEWEL
>>709717965
Not strong enough
>>709718224
It's either willpower or fear to produce change (in the form of death, enrichment of life, or anything else).
>>709709776
You have that ring and with enough imagination and willpower you'll have everything else and more.
>>709710626
Don't you fucking talk about my friends like that.
Forget him, /b/ro's
>>709718379
No, just not enough hands.and who the fuck said anything about buildings?
I want motherfucking immortality.
The prime will to live is lerfect for that kind of goal.
>>709718209
Like, over a 40 year period of constant expense of willpower?
>>709711638
Racist
>>709718576
But do you really want immortality? You'd have to endure BILLIONS of lifetimes' worth of pain, heartache, etc and go for a LONG period in total darkness as the Universe dies in front of you. You'd probably go mad, wishing you could kill yourself but being unable to.
>>709718635
Sure, why not
>>709718576
I think for most people the will to live is better described as fear to die.
>>709709776
White Lantern Ring!
>>709709776
Would you even be able to use the ring? D oyou have the Willpower?
>>709718283
>>709718414
no it can't, it's an alloy made in part of Vibranium (a fictional metal). even in captain america universe i think theres only enough to make the shield.
>>709718793
As a sociopath I can honestly say yes, absolutely. I am willing to get fisted in the dick by superman in exchange for unchangeably perfect health i.e. the immortality i've always wanted.
>>709718762
Now THAT'S racist.>>709718965
>>709718965
Good luck mastering all the other rings.
>>709709776
I choose xaviers wheelchair, it seems comfortable
>>709718921
Load of horse shit.
>>709719045
how's being 12?
>>709719035
I'm sure it would still sell for more than the Iron Man suit. But I see what you're saying
I'd rather take the thousand souls that live in this suit.
>>709719017
I have more willpower in my left testicle...
>>709719035
Aren't Black Panthers claws made out of Vibranium?
>>709719035
And here in the real world we have fucking nuclear generators that produce elements that otherwise couldnt exist in nature.
We can figure it out.
>>709709776
I would say lantern ring.
Iron man's suit would be cool.... but it would break down once and then get stuck in my garage powering my house till the end of time.
>>709709776
Why is Bruce Wayne's fursuit on the list?
>>709719149
>underrated post
>>709719221
think of how much china would pay for a weapon that would render the entire united states and russias navy, tanks and planes obsolete, probably give you over a trillion dollars for it
>>709719319
just looked it up, yeah. thought they said in the movie that was all they ever mined. point still stands tho
>>709719221
being twelve for an eternity wouldnt make much of a difference besides for that very small bit of time when I can see other human females but dont have the proper physical capacity to fuck them.
Insignificant overall in the grand scheme of things.
>>709719564
not to mention the color scheme
>>709719214
Keep me posted on how that blinding denial and ignorant optimism goes for you.
>And I'll keep you posted on my crippling cynicism.
Ironman suit only because I always thought ironman was cool as fuck as a concept (just boring as shit as a comic). Who would want captain's shield? I always thought that was a lame superhero item.
>>709719268
Spawn + Ragman + Soultaker = Profit
>>709719564
Yeah but if anybody with money thought the shield could be reverse-engineered or duplicated somehow, it would also sell for a ridiculous amount. We're both talking trillions here, so it doesn't really matter anyway. I don't know how I'd even spend a trillion dollars before I died. I'd probably die within a year of getting the money anyway
>>709719357
in microscopic amounts, sure. but its still a fucking fictional metal, you literally cannot reproduce the alloy made from the shield.
>>709711402
>>709709776
all of this shit would be useless without particular skills and knowledge- Batman without being smart as fuck and rich as god is just a halloween costume, none of us fags could lift mjolnir, none of us could maintain or repair the suit...
This entire thing only makes sense if you assume that having it also means having the ability to use it.
>>709720065
If the jewel is actually Juggernaut's gem, you don't need any skill for that. Just run
its not, look it up, completely different shapeed gem, and its NOT ON A NECKLACE
>>709711638
BLM
>>709719931
just no. metallurgy doesn't work that way. they would know full well that they couldnt reverse engineer something that is comprised of completely alien elements. they would buy it and study it, but not a chance you would get more than a billion for it
>>709718793
With millions of years of research, clone my loved ones or replace them with versions from an alternate universe, make them immortal, when the universe becomes too chaotic, sidestep to an alternate.
>>709711336
Never have true words been spoken sir.
>>709718209
numerous other heroes with exponentially more willpower than any regular person have barely been able to use it.
That is the red priests necklace from game of thrones. Took me forever to think of it.
>>709709776
Anybody who goes for the bat suit is a fucking retard
>>709721286
in any case, the bat suit is basically a halloween costume.
if you could use the ring as well as a green lantern it's a top choice, but since no one, not even batman or green arrow could really use the ring other than to create basic things at the expense of all their stamina, it's worthless to a regular person.
iron mans suit, assuming the whole landing at mach speeds wouldn't turn you to jello like in the real world, would be fine as long as you just used it to fly around and stayed out of combat.
could lift? top tier, can't lift? paperweight.
neat shield, could sell for money?
stay young looking while you grow old? eh.
>>709721951
Is that all the necklace can do? or is it the source of all her powers? I havent read the books so I don't know.
>>709722341
even if it is. stay young and birth smoke demons out your vagina. eh.
>>709721365
>red priests necklace
DING DING DING DING thats it fellas. no idea what that does though
>>709714666
All you have to pay is the low low price of your eternal soul.
>>709721648
>contrarian
If you wouldnt want to be batman for a day, you're a fucking faggot that probably likes women.
>>709722870
>you're a fucking faggot that probably likes women.
ha
