>"be nice to others, and they'll always be nice
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>"be nice to others, and they'll always be nice in return"
>"just because you're different in the mind, doesn't mean you don't deserve happiness"
>that 1 metre by 1 metre patch of mud in the next door neighbour's back yard is quicksand, and if you step in it, you'll die horribly
>"all girls have germs so you can't kiss them, or you'll be deathly-ill"
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>709620625
>that 1 metre by 1 metre patch of mud in the next door neighbour's back yard is quicksand, and if you step in it, you'll die horribly
How the fuck'd you fall for that?
>"just because you're different in the mind, doesn't mean you don't deserve happiness"
Oh wait, nevermind, that explains it
>>709620787
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise - people like me with Asperger's Syndrome are full-on fucking retards
>>709620625
Daddy is just going on vacation.... well.
>>709620625
i used to think that people that died in movies by falling off a mountain or car crash were "prisoners" who "wanted to die".
>>709620839
Why you fucking potatoes faggot?
And why no pics?
>>709620625
that love is real
>>709620889
What? How? Are you retarded?
>>709620889
lol
>>709620889
>most retarded guy on /b/
Gratz you did it mate.
>>709620625
> "You'll understand when you're older"
>>709620889
i thought they were poor actors who volunteered to die so the film studios would give their family lots of money
>>709621147
You fucking moron.
Religion
>>709621147
No you didnt faggot. That's not what a child would think unless it's jewish.
>>709621133
Wow
>>709621239
that was the only thing that made sense at the time, because I was 100% sure that they did in fact die but couldnt graps the concept of someone wanting to
>>709620625
>"be nice to others, and they'll always be nice in return"
This is the worst one. Should tell kids from day one to just look out for themselves and the people closest to them. Everyone else can go fuck themselves.
>>709621306
Agreed
>Moon was made of cheese
>Watching TV will give you [ ] [ ] < Eyes like this
>Doing drugs is bad
We have all felt for it
>>709620625
Parents used to tell me that the weather will be shitty the next day when i don't finish my plate. Puked a lot.
>>709621448
Well, i got glasses, they weren't wrong.
"Hey anon, want to see something really cool?"
"It'll be our little secret."
"If you tell anyone I'll kill your sister in her sleep"
"This won't hurt anon."
"This means I love you."
"Stay quiet, it'll all be over soon."
"This is perfectly normal."
>>709620625
"It's cherry tobacco don't do drugs"
>>709621452
Lol
>Working your ass off for the benefit of your wife and kids is 'manly'
>Marriage is good for you
>Women like 'guys that are nice to them'
>Women are equal to men (this one is the funniest)
>Sacrifice your happiness for society! You know you want to leave the dream! A dog, a wife, two kids and a house with a pool is Happiness!!
>>709621680
DARK
A
R
K
>>709621342
Go fuck yourself.
Nah, seriously though that's how I spent so long being a doormat to people. Trying to treat people nice, you never get it in return, well maybe once in a blue moon but it's not worth it.
All kids do it
>You're a wizard, Harry!
Never felt so stupid
>>709621813
I agree with everything you said but as someone who's never been in a relationship I'd kill for a wife, dog, house and pool. Kids can do one though.
>cannabis will make your eyes poops out, make your head expand, make you lust for killing people, and at the end, when you have nothing left, kill you, because of the expanding head .
>>709621813
> Good guys always win in the end
>>709621813
Is this ironic?
>>709621892
Lost
>>709621958
no i believe its legit beta angst
>>709621926
>I'd kill for a wife, dog, kids and pool
Open your eyes and free yourself from the lies of society, b/rother. Being a slave to a woman is not happiness. Love doesn't exist.
Pursue your own happiness
>>709620625
"You have a great future ahead of you"
>>709621996
>beta
Ayyy lmao. Poor retard.
Keep looking for a woman that 'loves you for who you are'. God, my sides
>>709622040
Maybe. I'd settle for a slut who likes fucking now and again.
>you can do anything if you put your mind to it
>>709620625
>be me
>grow up in a fairly racist family
>hate basically all people that aren't white
>be 10
>tell a Somali chick she should fuck off back to her own country
>get in trouble
>receive counselling
>shrink asks me if I know what racism is
>I say yes and say I'm proud to be a racist
>continue to given therapy
>no longer racist
>>709622115
its ok, the pain will go away, stay strong
>>709622136
Fucking < Making Love
>>709622189
Therapy to not be racist?
I'd say a little bit of racism is natural.
Optimism.
>>709622208
Im not in pain, anon. Nice try at applying shame and assuming that my argument is based on a bad experience. Its typical.
But wait to experience a bit more and you will see what Im talking about.
>>709622189
Just like that?
>>709622253
I obviously still have prejudicial thoughts but I'm not a flat out white supremacist.
>>709622298
More or less. The shrink was a cool dude and really put things into perspective for me.
>>709620625
My biggest pedal pill growing up was the realization that adults were as thick as me.
Growing up I was in awe if adults
>>709621306
>>709621342
Because that is clearly going to make the world a better place
>>709621133
>Parents laugh at man on TV
"What's funny mum?"
>"It's an old person joke"
"What's it mean?"
>"I'll tell you when you turn 10"
OF COURSE I DON'T REMEMBER THE JOKE, WHEN I WAS TEN OR NOW
It haunts me.
>>709622253
Agreed.
I hate niggers and refugees in general and am convinced that the Jews control the world market, yet I like getting drunk with a jew and a refugee that fled to my country from Eritrea.
As long as they're cool and fit in my surroundings I tend to like members of different races, but that doesn't make me a niggerloving fool who wants every African and sandnigger in our civilized world.
Some of them simply deserve to be opressed and starve.
>>709621452
>caring for the weather
Fucking normie
>>709622378
Kek
>>709620625
>Va veni la Llorona.
>>709622253
But anon! Re-education is so tolerant!
>>709622344
WTF is a "shrink"?
>>709622378
fcken lmao
>>709621680
Hahaha a faggot got to start taking dick early
>>709622378
>>709621232
Shhh anon. Most here are still under the spell.
>reply to this or get hairy nappies
Harry Potter shit
>>709622462
Careful with that edge mate, you might hurt yourself
>>709621448
>Watching TV will give you [ ] [ ] < Eyes like this
2016 be like VR
>>709622344
Good to hear.
>>709620625
"Go to college, you'll get a good job."
>If you don't start out life rich, nothing will go right for you
>Miller is what a man drinks
>Cats are useless
>A beaten woman is always faithful
>>709622509
This is some new age edge. Sharpest in the land.
>>709622693
First one is true.
>>709622775
I know from experience its not mate
>>709622378
Reminds me of this:
One day when I was really young, I was at the shop at wanted this big truck toy. I was told at the time that I could have it when I grew to the height of my grandmother's armpits. Years later when I actually grew that tall I had long since grown out of that sort of thing but I still really wanted it just to prove the point. Of course, no one else remembered and I never brought it up because I didn't want to sound like an autist (and I obviously wouldn't have got it anyway, if for no other reason that I had long since forgotten what exact toy it was). Now many years later I still want that fucking truck but I know that I never will get it, especially now that my grandmother is dead, and that when they said that to me back then it was only to shut me up and they didn't actually plan on ever buying it.
>>709622775
It isn't.
Dont make your 'happiness' depend on external shit like money or luxuries, b/rother
>>709622693
>A beaten woman is always faithful
What the fuck?
When I was kid cousins pretended to put spell on me and I actually thought I was invisible. Parents were in on it I was turning tvs off and moving stuff and was amazed no one could see me lol.
>>709622378
Wow, you had a hard childhood, you must really fell betrayed...
>>709622407
2 x kek
>>709620971
I've seen this one in reverse and it's horrifying
>>709622693
>Cats are useless
How could you have believed this?
>>709622808
>rich
It is though.
>>709622904
Its truth.
But yeah, try to do it today.
It'll be fun getting raped my Ahmed and Muhammad while Rashid watches. Rashid is such a dirty scumbag, man. You cant even imagine
>>709622360
I'd love to live in a world where everyone should nice to each other. I'm sure there's a billion nice people out there but there's another 6 billion probably aren't, I can't change the world by being nice to people.
>>709622904
What kinda house do you think i lived in? My father was shit and (unsurprisingly) my mother was not faithful
>>709622862
what..
>are you the kind of guy whom fells betrayed by everyone all the time, because they don't regard you as something special
>The reason the sky becomes light and dark all the time during the day is because there's an angel that goes Woooo! Woooo!
>The moment you have sex, you'll get AIDS and die. (didn't lost my virginity until 27 because of that).
Ironically, I went and fucked like 30 women in a short space of time and got chlamydia, my gf at the time filed stalking charges and it costed me $10k in court. I sued her and she settled to repay me though.
>If you're really good, you'll get into heaven and get multiple wives (Former Mormon fag here).
>If you put a tooth under your pillow, a tooth fairy will come and put a dollar (Deutsch Mark) under it. I tried it and it worked.
Realized later it was my fucking dad who did that.
>Went to some magician show where the magician gave us a tiny rope that we could put under our pillows and it would turn into a dollar (Deutsch Mark). I tried this and it worked, but for some reason the rope showed up with my toys.
Figured out later it was my dad.
>>709622040
Difficult to be happy without love tbh.
Everything just feels increasingly empty.
>>709623082
>The reason the sky becomes light and dark all the time during the day is because there's an angel that goes Woooo! Woooo!
>>709622955
>>709622992
Well i grew up with a drunken wife beater as a father and a bitch as a mother. It was actually my mom who said cats were useless, after i had found a kitten
My dad said itd have been fine as an outdoor cat. Still had to give it away
And i grew up poor as fuck, and after i realized that im pissing away my youth drinking and content to be poor, i nutted up and made some fucking money. Now i own a business and a house that doesnt have wheels
>>709623082
Wow. So how did you turn out?
>>709620625
>god loves you
>>709623187
Write a book so I can choose if I want to read it.
>>709623318
Nah, im still "poverty lazy"
Poor people know what that is
>that sex was boring
To be fair it both kept me from being interested in it until puberty and didn't scar me for life, so I suppose it worked well
>brown cows = chocolate milk
>>709620625
>Work hard
>Try your best
>It's personality that counts
>Follow the law and be a good person and things will work out
etc etc
All the usual shit.
Also;
>Get a job, get a wife, have a family, buy a house
kek, average house price is 1.5 million, and I work 40 hours a week for about 800 bucks, and basic food now costs nearly a 100 bucks a week or more and rent is 300 a week.
Lovin' life.
>>709623187
Congratulations on being one of the rare /b/tards who has actually managed to
>>709623258
Turned out pretty damn good. Likely nothing to do with the bullshit my dad made up or anything. Maybe a little. But I was raised Mormon, and I knew deep down that it was bullshit, but going to church was like being brainwashed for 3 hours a week. I also have OCD, so I can't quit something I start, I have to see it through to the end. I would read scripture and do all the bullshit they told me to do. Then I finally broke free. It took a stronger mind than what I had to do that. So basically being taught bullshit all my life and kind of knowing it was BS forced me to enforce my mind and grow above it. Now I'm intelligent as fuck. Even my gf says it all the time; I'll figure shit out like on-the-fly. I could name countless situations where I used the cluse of the situation to explain to her how she's wrong and we always find out what I predicted was exactly what happened. Was introverted all my youth, so I basically spent my years trying to figure out why people didn't like me, or why people act the way they act. As well as objects. I would take them apart and figure out how they worked. Working on a patent that hopefully will make me some large amounts of money.
>>709623387
>stupid
>>709623483
Fucking hell, you gullible bastard.
>>709623483
Or that brown chickens = brown eggs and white chickens = white eggs
>>709623504
A++
>>709623484
Where the fuck do you live?
>cmon into my van kid i have candy
>>709623663
Italics tags. Just put [i] at the start and then the same but with a slash before the 'i' at the end
God.
>>709623659
>house price is 1.5 million
Sounds like Auckland
>>709623749
Found the /r/Athiest redditor
>>709620625
> Kindergarten - 12th grade
> Just be yourself!
> Be self
> Bullied for not acting like a ghetto nigger like everyone else
> Don't have any friends
> College is more liberal and accepting of different people! Just be yourself and you'll get girls!
> Refuse to act like libtard faggot
> Don't care about safe spaces or transexual sjws
> International students only want to make friends with white people
> No friends
>>709623501
Thanks /b/ro. What sealed the deal was hearing that my friend got himself blown up in a meth lab. At his funeral his sister told me that he wanted to get the start up cash to start a body shop with me (we bullshitted about doing that shit since we were in 4th grade) hearing that started a fire under my ass, and here i am.
>>709623746
[i]I am a giant newfag despite being here since 2009 and I am OP and disregard that, I suck cocks and what is this?[/i]
>"Do well in school, go to university and you'll be set for life"
>>709623556
Yea, the man who has a house and business is stupid
What, are you a rhodes scholar and own more land than god? Are you a super genius whos paid million by big pharm?
>>709621448
Drugs are bad mmmh-kay
>>709623861
>taking the bait
>>709623746
>>709623861
You... you lied to me. Why would you do that? Am I not worthy of the truth? Am I... am I simply to be an object of hilarious, low-key entertainment for all, for eternity?
That letting an adult touch my penis is just having fun.
>>709623912
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>709623955
Do you not see, though? Do you not SEE? I wanted to believe, anon! I wanted so desperately to!
>>709623831
faggot
>>709621306
Yeah, tribalism is going to solve all your problems. Just be somewhat polite, when you tell everyone to go fuck themselves, please. Meh, I slowly start to understand why this world is like this.
>>709623884
Yes
>>709624104
I'll guess you'll just have to
>>709624142
You got me wrong. I used to be possibly one of the nicest people you could ever meet. That's the easiest way to get taken advantage of, now I'm trying to be a hard faced bastard otherwise people just use me. Being nice has got me nowhere, I'm not going out of my way to fuck others over but good luck trying to get help from me.
>>709620625
Shit I fell for:
"We are all equal"
"The Holocaust happened"
"Gays are normal, just like you and I"
>>709624646
What's wrong about the latter, faggot?
>>709622040
Spoken like an angry 25+yr old virgin.
I love my wife, love exists. But our society cripples the mind of fucks like me who can't turn off the head. Worrying about money, health, "oh wow it's the Holidays again soon"...all that shit is an illusion.
We need an intellectual evolution to make real changes to our fucked work. We have the technology and the combined wealth to provide for every American citizen, but say that and you're a pie in the sky utopian scumbag. Capitalism and wealthy fucks who care about greed and nothing else will propagate until we set fire to the whole goddamned thing...
>>709624646
>>sucks Alex Jones micro-cock and swallows ... pretends hes not gay
fixed
>>709625365
Its only gay if you get an erection
>>709625285
Close. I'm 36.
>>709625406
you have to have a penis for that to happen
>>709625722
Well yeah, you can't be gay if you don't have a penis
>>709625767
>>lesbian? whats dat?
fixed
>>709622950
What if this one is actually in reverse...
17 spooky 42 me
>>709625946
lesbian != gay
>>709620625
>steel wool comes from special sheep
>>709625946
you of all people should believe in the existence of gay women ... what other excuse do you have for a lifetime of rejection?
>>709625997
It is.
Unless this people there generally walk backwards
>jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>709626775
I fell for this one too. Luckily an engineer told me, that its sufficient for steel to become hot and destabilize the building for it to crash
>>709626775
Deeply disappointed by the lack of penis inspection day posts, are you all new?
>>709620625
>all people are equal
>communism
>>709620889
lel
>>709627382
This is /b/, if you don't expect everyone here to be new then you must clearly be new yourself
>the first person on the road decided which side to drive on
>the sign on elevators saying 'in case of fire do not use lifts' meant you could never use the lifts in case there was a fire
>
>>709620625
Holocaust
>>709622040
Don't listen to this guy! People that say this shit fucked up bad and are in denial. Don't go down with him
>>709622862
Your family was a little tight on money at the time, man. Let it go.
>>709623831
I'm sorry to hear that man. Just move to a better part of the country.
>>709621452
You German?
>"Reject that internship at Google, it is a tiny no-name company, better take that Enron offer"
>>709627841
amen brother
children are a fucking scourge...
and all relationships are overrated
smart move is to finish school, get a good job making fat fucking stacks and just do whatever you want.
>>709620625
The old "If someone is picking on you, tell the teacher and they'll stop"
Good thing I manned up and started punching them instead, as that actually worked, telling the teachers just made it worse by virtue of making me look like a little bitch
>>709621133
>"You'll understand when you're older"
How is that a lie? Are you just a retard that never developed mentally? Is there honestly things you didn't understand as a kid that you still don't understand?
>>709621448
>>Doing drugs is bad
Drugs are bad, you idiot. Only stoners and druggies say they aren't. That includes weed. Know the side effects of the shit you do so you don't look retarded. Yes, weed has them, captain munchies.
>>709628784
So is driving or walking down the street. As long as you arent retarded, you'll probably be fine.
>>709621813
Dude, fucking exactly this.
>>709629057
It doesn't change the fact that they're bad. That person said they're not. It's that simple.
>if you smoke a single cigarette you'll get addicted and your lungs will turn black
>>709629127
I get what he meant, though. Bad in relation to what? Most shit people do is "bad"
>>709629127
>It doesn't change the fact that they're bad.
No they're not. They have both negative and positive effects and it is up to the person in question to decide which outweighs the other
>>709627382
What does penis inspection day have to do with the thread? That's like saying you "fell for" homework. It's not falling for anything, it's just a part of going to school.
>>709620625
people used to tell me to reply to their posts or my mother will die in her sleep
>>709620625
>>"be nice to others, and they'll always be nice in return"
>>"just because you're different in the mind, doesn't mean you don't deserve happiness"
>>that 1 metre by 1 metre patch of mud in the next door neighbour's back yard is quicksand, and if you step in it, you'll die horribly
>>"all girls have germs so you can't kiss them, or you'll be deathly-ill"
I hope you have a good therapist because yoru parents were either asshats or retarded.
"your vote counts"
"america is the land of the free"
"money makes the world go round"
>>709621813
'Leave' the dream... Goddamn poetry.
>>709630436
>"money makes the world go round"
That's true though
>>709621930
>>709621930
>>709621930
Trying this hard
>>709622189
>no longer racist
why ignore statistics though?
>>709630937
You're retarded. Money does jack shit but delude people into thinking their gaining something. It's the dumbest artificial numbers game ever invented (by jews, i heard) and its stagnating human progress. Money does nothing. People do the work. And fucking gravity makes the world go round, dumbass.
If you color your hair you cant go to the fair.
If you play with your dick you will get sick
>>709631313
>>709631374
The rhymes make these top tier
If you eat ass chocolate, you'll ride a dick and won't get off of it.
Go to college right out of High School even if your not sure what you want to do with your life.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>709631516
I don't get it. What is ass chocolate?
>>709631187
You are retarded. Money is just our simplified bater system you jackass. It should really say production makes the world go round.
>>709628784
Lol "drugs are bad"
20 bucks says you drink coffee everyday and drink like a fucking fish on the weekends. Moderation is more important then just saying "drugs are bad"!!!!! like a fucking school girl.
>>709620625
i used to think niggers were people
>>709631888
I used to think people were niggers... oh wait, I still do
>>709620625
>"The future will be so cool!
>"everyone is equal in the end."
>"Never hit a women when you're older."
>"God will ALWAYS help you!"
>"You should forgive others."
>"You should never be hateful!"
My dad helped me kick a ton of the shit my mom was telling me.
I thought disabled people have an own gender because u know, public toilets
>>709623484
sounds like toronto
Doubling money
>gullible children
So... "average Trump supporter" thread?
>>709633537
>$0.10 has been added to your account
Shouldn't you be making a new Hillary of reverse-psychology Trump support thread by now, Ben?
>>709624495
You can be nice without being stupid.
>>709625285
fucking commie scum
>>709622447
>>709623063
Who are you quotijg
>>709634144
>this is /b/
>I can abuse the quote function as much as i want
>>>faggot
>>faggot
>faggot
>>709620839
Fellow Sperg here, can confirm how I fucked up my life by saying the stupidest shit
>>709629529
:^}
>>709631602
It's shit you dumb cunt
>>709634268
(You)
>>709622693
Adria?
>you cannot just take milk
>be at elementary school with older brother
>school has church, we held a small celebration every christmas
>it's a small town, so basically it's a communal service
>took the front row because want to see santa coming out to the stage
>herehecomes.jpg
>curtain opens, bunch of niggers in green elves jumped out from behind the curtain
>screams, scared as fuck
>rushing to see my brother
>he's nowhere to found
>tfw the niggers starts to chase out the kids
>teacher laughs and says that they are santa's elves
>fuckthisshit.exe
>get caught by one nigger, I frantically flail my arms
>cant resist because nigger is huge
>suddenly, sack out of fucking nowhere
>fucking nigger sacked me and run
>5 minutes later feel him stopped
>i was released
>mfw it's my brother
>mfw he's using black facepaint
Later on he told me there's no santa and there are no elves too
Don't ever play truth or dare thats when i found out little kids are gay
>>709620625
>this
>>709620625
>everybody is good at something
I guess I'm the one person who's good at not being good at anything.
>>709623765
There's parts of Canada (Toronto, Vancouver) that are like that. Plenty of parts of the States too I'm sure.
Housing prices in Vancouver are so ungodly high, people buy places in Gibsons and commute 50 minutes by ferry and then 20 min minimum by car. And it costs like 70 bucks a day for the ferry commute part.
Indeed this is happening so much it's driven the housing prices in Gibsons up about 25% in the last 5 years.
>>709620625
>Santa exists. The tooth fairy exists. God exist. The Easter Bunny exists.
>>709620625
> black people are just as smart a white people.
>>709636546
Top racist kek all these posters turning foo
>>709636421
>how do you feel about the polynesian god lono
Looks like a fucking champ.
>if you work hard and don't complain you'll be successful
>>709622378
Your mum was laughing at dirty sex jokes because she's a pervert.
>honesty is the best policy
>>709622447
A psychiatrist.
>>709636795
It is.
>black lives matter
>>709636975
What are you? 12?
>>709623484
>average house price is 1.5 million
what the fuck? Where I live you can get a stable little house for $40,000, in Florida. Where the fuck are you, central Hollywood?
>>709637060
I'm just not a piece of shit. Obviously you have to lie sometimes, but the less you lie, the less likely you are to get fucked.
>>709620625
>christmas presents are brought by some kind of transgender jesus
>the ice cream truck only plays music when they're out of ice cream
>penises can't be feminine
>fingerboxes aren't made for penises
>I love you
>>709635799
>In my country Santa's helpers were litterly white people dressed up as niggers,
>(niggers are mad about that because muh slavery)
>As a child we would welcome them in our schools and home's, santa and he's black helpers would give us (the childeren) presents.
>when you older you learn that santa doesn't exist.
>But niggers do, and that they are the worst.
>White people where giving them a good image.
>Now the lgbt and blm movements, changed that
>They ruined there only good image.
>They made santa's helper's black collor into that of the gayflag.
>Now you have white helpers who look like faggot's who came from some kind of gay dimension.
>Somehow people (blacks indians) think if you dress up like someone else, who isn't your collor is a racist..
>Becouse you must do that becouse you hate them.
>Almost the whole country doesn't agree with this decision the goverment made.
>Yet they don't wand to lissen becouse there image is more importend then what the people wand.
>It is happening all over the world.
>white people are getting fucked by there goverment.
>its time we stand up for our selfs.
>fuck the refugee's, fuck letting blacks destroy country's with there robbery's rapings and murderers. So goverment's can say (muh not racist)
>fuck them
>Its time for a vivela revolution and save our morals and culture.
>Stop the hate and the violance against white people.
>We must become strong, and defeat right from wrong.
>white right victorious
>>709637145
>the less you lie, the less likely you are to get fucked
You got it wrong. It's the other way around.
>everyone has a soul mate; you'll find yours one day
>>709633724
This statement is factual
>>709637601
Is English your sixth language?
>>709637624
Enjoy having to keep track of all the bullshit you spew so you don't fuck it up.
>>709621680
fuck story?
>>709620625
I was told that when I got older I would be secure and happy
>>709621828
When they say nice, they mean be nice and assertive. Not nice and passive. Everyone should thrive to be more assertive
>>709637721
me no understand you mean.
You language nazi.
me so horny.
>>709637725
Well, I don't. I never lie. That's how I know you get fucked if you're honest.
>>709637983
Then take it from me. You get fucked worse if you lie.
>feel like a baller with my rune full helm and legs
>no rune platebody
>guy tells me to get my bank and show him
>grab my half set of rune that ive been workin on for 2 months
>shows me 1m gp and tells me to follow him for free money
>follow him to a ditch
>he drops the cash behind a tree
>i run to go get it
>barraged by 3 people
>mfw
>>709636795
Fuck off retard, nobody likes a liar.
>>709620625
>>"be nice to others, and they'll always be nice in return"
me too
>>"just because you're different in the mind, doesn't mean you don't deserve happiness"
me too
>>"all girls have germs so you can't kiss them, or you'll be deathly-ill"
that is horrible. are you american?
>>709620697
/thread
>>709620625
My 5 year old friend said vaginas looked like muffins, that's why they called it muff diving kek. I believed it for a few years.
