So i paid $100 for a hooker and had a
Condom blowjob
Condom intercourse
Girlfriend experience
Had her get on her knees and look into my eyes while i came on her chest
All for $100 for 45 minutes.
Ama. Im from Australia so it's legal.
>>709619636
its only legal in a whore house
>Girlfriend experience
We need to see your naked body before we proceed with the answering. In other words, TITS OR GTFO
>>709619701
It was a massage parlor type brothel. Not a street walker.
>>709619747
Now i know what I've been missing out. Also, i walked in with zero sexual experience. Topkek.
I just felt all over her body and pussy and she never complained. It was $50 massage and another $50 for full service. There were no customers i was the only person there. Oh i went there at 12pm at broad daylight.
What a fucking bargain.
>>709619917
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa... what a slap in the face. Wrong thread. Sorry to ruin your thread OP. Hope you get the answers you want.
>>709619917
I think that only works for women, unless you want to see OP's hairy nipples.
>>709619636
>Girlfriend experience
what is gf expierence? Do you like go on a date with prostitute or something?
>>709619999
totally agree OP. Best value you'll ever get. Don't fall for the over priced escort, go to a brothel. I too am partial to a massage parlor it is really hands on.
>>709619999
Check'd
Ye op don't get addicted, also having a gf is a total different experience. It has pros and cons imo
>>709620122
I think you have to buy her flowers and dinner, then she bitches at you for no reason.
>>709620122
I just call it girlfriend experience. It's just just body to body contact and a lot of hugging. Real girlfriend experience by a hooker would include kissing and.... Well i don't know i only went once. She didnt even mind that i was doing this much to her. She couldve easily charged me more money. Kek. I think i could've gotten away with kissing since she even said i could cum on her face if i wanted.
>>709620278
The best part of all - the massage parlor doesnt do special service to non-asians. Whites and indians btfo hahah.
>>709620556
How long did you last?
>>709619636
>Condom blowjob
That sounds awful.
>>709620793
>Had her get on her knees and look into my eyes while i came on her chest
Shit was cash.
Mfw i have found the best value hooker on my first go.
There was fucking no one. I was the only guy inside the brothel.
Im going to do more intimate positions since she doesn't charge me extras for touching and hugging her.
>>709620853
Dont care tbh, maybe i can ask if she'll let me cum in her mouth for another $100. The slut is undercharging, maybe its cheaper during daylight hours thats why she let me do all that shit to her. Don't give a fuck though. I found a nice gem im going to use up that whore while it's still a bargain.
>>709621246
How long did you last
>>709621246
> maybe its cheaper during daylight hours
What if she was just really horny?
>>709620556
I imagine a hooker would enjoy the intimacy stuff if the guy doesn't look like a complete ass. Everyone knows girls love that intimacy shit more than the sex itself
>>709621611
What do you mean? I didnt cum until i had her jerk me off while on her knees. We only fucked for 10 minutes tops. I wasnt timing it.
>mfw she was was closing her eyes while i fucked her in missionary with one of my arms resting at the back of her head
>mfw she was grabbing my back tighter as i fucked her.
>mfw i was smelling her hair and she doesnt know
>all this for $100
She made me feel like a champ. Too bad she's working in some rundown brothel charging pleb tier prices.
>mfw i was washing my hands when we finished then grabbed a tissue to dry my hands and she told me to grab more.
Im going back for sure until she gets sick of me. Keep being nice bitch that'll make me keep coming back :) but im going to wait 2 weeks before i go back so i wont seem too desperate. I also need to work out. Sex is fucking hard man. Got a great ab workout from just fucking her in missionary while caressing her pretending we're lovers.
>>709622066
>ten minutes
>45 minutes
which one?
_
Nice to see a prostitue user who isn't a clingy loser desprate for hooker sex.
Also kind of annoying because you sound like a twat.
>>709621775
She didnt come off as horny. She was just really submissive. I said "lets try 69" (i didnt lick her pussy, gross man, she had zero smell) and she just listened to me. After 15 minutes i asked her "are you feeling tired?" She said a little so we changed to body to body.
>>709622010
Spoken like a true virgin mate. Ive never had sex before so its not like i was giving her a good dicking.
>>709622319
>Spoken like a true virgin mate. Ive never had sex before so its not like i was giving her a good dicking.
The hell are you even saying?
>>709622305
The entire session was 45 minutes
>5 minutes of convo
>5 minutes of massage (shouldve done it longer, fuck me) tfw i stared into her eyes while she look into mine and i look away. Tfw repeat this a few times. Mfw it was cute as fuck. This hooker knows how to make a man feel special. All this for $100.
>5 minutes of blowjob
>15 minutes 69
>5 minites of body to body
>10 minutes of intercourse
>then the rest was me telling her to get on her knees.
>>709619636
Asian?
>>709620435
Fucking this.
If only it cost £100 to get that sort of service from my gf
>>709622571
Im just being a twat. You said you imagine hookers prefer intimacy stuff but its not like i was any good at it because its my first time getting laid. BUT the fact we did ao much while charging so little AND the fact i have zero experience means shes a fucking bargain.
Im not paying her a lot
Im not fucking her nicely
Yet i pretty much did nearly anything i wanted.
I shouldve came in her mouth, she seem fucking naive.
Bargain hooker. Top value
>>709622647
Yes, can you shed some light on this? Or did i just got lucky and found the best bargain hooker on my first try?
>>709622925
i wonder if she's fresh enough that you can date her and have her stop being a hoe, or if it's too late.
>>709622925
Bellevue 12 brothel is the same price. I went once to get the $50 for 20 minutes, but ended up spending another $15 cos I wanted more time.
>>709619636
Converted to real money, thats like 60$... nice value, you did good OP.
>>709622925
And white chick brothels are twice as expensive. The cheap asians come across from asia where they're paid very little and are happy to work for less
>>709623309
or it's immigrant slavery
>>709623362
Maybe if it was an unlicensed brothel
>>709623013
Why would i want to date her? It makes no sense. Itll probbaly cost me more money to fuck her if i dated her.
Man i want more experiences like this. Maybe i should find another brothel whilwi wait for my 2 week period
Mfw she asked me "am i not good enough?" When i couldnt cum from intercourse. Thats right bitch, thats how naive you are to even ask me this.
Next time it's
Face fucking
Deepthroating / forced deepthroat
Cum in mouth
Gotta find her limit yo.
Actually i think i was pretty nice and considerate. Hmm, maybe it was the shy and innocent vibe i presented myself with? Shes chinese btw. We spoke only in chinese because the brothel doesnt serve non-chinese speakers. U mad.
>>709623478
>u mad
Not really. Not really ever.
>>709623197
$50 for 45 minutes
Another $50 for full service.
Mmmm.
Also it was a small as fuck room with a massage bed. There was no fucking bed. But that only made it hotter.
Fucking a girl in a small room, no air conditioning, on a tiny shitty massage bed, in a rundown looking room
>>709623362
>>709623440
>>709623309
The brothel is definitely illegal friend. They sont allow non-chinese in there unless it's only for a massage incase one of them works for the council.
>>709622589
> 69
son did you eat out a hooker?
Op maybe she likes you?
>>709622589
you're eating out a pro hooker ? Dude that's what I call courage
The one thing OP's said more than anything else:
>"All this for $100"
>pic of OP
>>709623799
Gross man. Im paying her for intimacy experience not to lick her gushy dank dank. But it had no smell at all. Kek.
>>709623870
If all it took for an undercharging hooker to like me was being abit nice then i wouldnt be paying for sex.
>>709624080
Gotta get them AIDS son. Im on a personal mission to infect the general populace.
>>709623478
You sound like a dork. Most hookers would give you what you described. Also, its their job to make you feel like a champ. They live off it
>>709624158
Guess what brah. Next time i see again im gonna talk the price down.
Lucky the furthest i went with a hooker was the mother experience. She first took me to the store from there we went to McDonald's i got a mighty meal since kids meal is for pussies. It only cost me $1300 and i went to sleep in my room and her in the other.
staya cunt! what is your area code,
im up here in 4510.
>>709624270
"You know you're great and all, but the brothel down the street charges $80..."
>>709624257
All that for an additional $50?
It was $50 to book a room for a massage and happy ending and another $50 for all the shit i did.
Will she do deepthroat, facefuck, and cum in mouth? I think i can get her to let me cum in her mouth for another $10. Dunno about the rest. Do i just tell him it'll make me feel like a champ if she'd let me do those things?
>>709624285
2140 brah
>>709624433
Im still going to ask her to lower the price. U mad. Tbh i only care about the body to body caress. Im just using her for emotional and physical intimacy and all she asks in return is measly $100
Bump nigger
>>709624822
I can't tell if you're jewing her, or if you just think you are
Mfw OP is inlove with the hooker
>>709625408
>>709624822
>tell him
We're on to you now
>>709625590
It's a lady boy. Abort
>>709620435
I kek'd
>>709625174
Where can i get he same value for $100? No hooker offers this much while asking for so little. Its okay man, they dont accept non chinese speakers.
>>709625408
>love
Kek, not exactly friend. I derive emotional and physical intimacy from the experience but its no different than shooting up heroin to experience bliss and happiness.
>>709622305
>sound like a twat
I agree
>>709619636
Ausfag here Brisbane cunt, where you at?
>>709625747
They don't accept non Chinese speakers because 12 year old girls can't handle more than 3 inches
>>709626003
kek that was good
>>709626003
FUCKING KEK
>>709625590
>>709625665
Typo
>fucking a man with breast implants
Lmao im not white, I don't do degenerate shit
>>709625849
Im just fucking ecstatic that i have found an outlet for so little amount of money.
>>709625932
Sydney. How are the asian massage parlors compared to white brothels? Aside from cost.
>>709626003
They only do massage, no handjobs, if the person isnt chinese because the visitor could either be an undercover or a smelly indian/nigger.
AHAHHAHAHA you sound pathethic
>>709624275
>nasaissuesorbitingsidesadvisory.bmp
>>709619636
How new are you? have you ever gone to a drug dealer and the guy gives you a special deal or even a freebie to get you hooked and make a regular customer?
It's a business transaction, she is trying to get a regular and later on once you're invested she will up the prices.
>>709619636
What city bro? Im in melb but its like $200 for 30 mins. So i dunno if you're full of shit or from the country
Which part of aus.
>>709626275
and he's trying to lower the price even further, kek. how would that work with a drug dealer thug?
>>709626192
Yea and im going to keep going there :)
>>709626275
>he thinks thats how brothels work.
I think youre just trying to justify my fucking bargain.
>>709626142
not sure tbh, only 19yrs old and never been but talking to work mates today about it. So far i got pretty positive feedback and feeling good about it.
>>709626275
Yeah, they usually sucker in people who are starved for affection, they are the best customers because they get attached and buy them presents and become regulars for 10+ years.
In a brother it's all about getting regulars, this is how you get regulars.
>>709619701
>>709619636
Fuck yeah. Straya!
>>709626275
so far im pretty luck on my deals, all my mates turned into pretty successful dealers so ive been able to get my shit cheap af for quality product and no risk.
>>709619636
I pray trump legalizes prostitution.
>>709626003
>>709626295
Sydney la. Go to those shady asian massage parlours. The more rundown the more thrilling.
>>709626320
Sydney cunt.
>>709626410
>buy them presents
Lmao... If it ever happens that i get asked ro buy presents in exchange for sex i can fuck off to plenty of other massage parlors. I can speak chinese fine.
>>709619636
$100 for 45 mins? Was she asian?
>>709619636
Damn, $100 bucks? I wonder if I should get one. Where do you even find hookers, do I just cruise around the bad part of town? Going to the back room of a stripclub sounds easier, but less intimate.
>>709622066
You write like an edgelord, cunt. Is this why you lost your virginity to a cheap asian hooker?
>>709626996
Of course. She only spoke chinese.
>>709627084
Lmao... All you have to do is walk around anywhere and when you see a place with a cheesy "open" sign you know its one of those massage palors.
>>709627134
I brought $300 dollars with me and laid them on the table so she could see im not there for a cheap handy. I was prepared to be charged up to $300 and was pleasantly surprised it only cost me $100. And why would i want to fuck non-asians? Lmao fuck off mate. China no.1 soon.
>>709626003
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>709627200
Yeah, I dunno. I'd rather get a hooker and 45 minutes so there's a private bed and shit. Where do I find actual prostitutes?
>>709619636
Before the new prostitution law got passed this year in germany we had something called flat rate fuck. Which was 20-50 bucks fucking all you want. You could do whatever you want to the girls. In some brothels you even got some food like a schnitzel with your prostitute.
The girls lived under horrible conditions, and it was basically slavery.
Now with the new law this is forbidden now you pay between 30-50 bucks for half an hour, and depending on the prostitutes you even have to pay for anything special.
Fucking human rights activists...
I'd rather get a hundy of ice and spend 8 hours jerking it raw. Perth here.
>>709627801
Just do what your syrian refugees do and gang rape them. Oh the room was so fucking small. How small were yours? The one went to had a 2.5mx3.5m room but seeing how rundown it is only made it hotter.
>>709627790
The girls in massage parlours are actual prostitutes though :S. They exchange sex for money.
>>709627863
I heard underaged girls are a big thing in perth. Go try them man
>>709619636
She wouldn't let you come in your mouth?
>>709628042
Never asked because sinc eshe blew me with a condom i sssumed she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth butwhen i asked where can i cum she said "anywhere, my face if you want." But i came on her chest because im not a degenerate ...right?
>>709627936
The room was pretty small, only a bed in it.
But right now I found two new brothels, first the teenieland in cologne, pretty expensive but only prostitutes at the age of 18-21, the other one is a sauna club, where you can relax in the whirlpool and get free food and drinks (Softdrinks, tea and beer), for the whole day (50 bucks entry price) with prostitutes you can take for 50 bucks per 30 minutes
I live in Sydney and there is literally at least 10 brothels in a walking distance from my house, they're everywhere here.
Full of asians, never seen a non-asian. 50ish bucks for full service. If I'm bored and walking past i'll go in sometimes and get an asian slut to suck on my balls, Australia is the greatest country.
>>709619636
Was it similar to this? Also, is it possible to get this in America?
>>709628236
>Full of asians, never seen a non-asian.
Fuck, that makes me wonder if they got human trafficked, I'd feel bad about fucking some chick who got abducted and likely eats stale bread. I'd rather fuck a girl who just got drunk and didn't study at all in highschool and didn't realize until it was too late to turn her life around.
>>709619636
Hi billy maize here and im gonna tell you how to get uour dick succ
Introducing a brothel
Nowi know your thinking oh grose they the stinky
But nahh she didn't have no smells all this for $100
But what about psychological effects of sexualizing women after constant brothel visits?!
Easy fix our escorts come with the finest girlfriend experiences money can buy for only $100
>>709619636
Or you can spend like $50 on drinks and pick up some slut from the bar. Never understood the hooker deal when there's so many sluts out there with daddy issues...
If I won the lottery I'd visit a different hooker every week and just PWN her at video games. I think it'd be nice a change of pace from just having sex from strangers and- wait did you say 45 minutes?
I'm totally doing this, maybe not every week, more like every month. There's no way I can have sex for 45 continuous minutes, Imma bring my xbox in a duffel bag and play video games with a hooker. Then I'm gonna have her suck my dick when I win.
>>709628220
Im not picky tbh. When i went to the brothel i just walked straight into the room and waited for the girl. It was just random chance tbh. All i know is i derived intimacy from the experience and thats all i care about
>>709628236
I know right? I have 4 within walking distance. Dunno what people is complaining about.
>$50 for full service
Suburb name, now.
>>709628355
Nah if it makes your self-righteous mind rest easy theyre not trafficked. Im chinese so i know.
>>709628422
>But what about psychological effects of sexualizing women after constant brothel visits?!
This fucking white knight.
>>709628460
Got no game mate. Rather pay $100 for easy pussy brah
>>709628460
That's correct, but with hookers there is a very slim chance of them actually becoming attached to you and wanting to be with you indefinitely.
Some guys just want the quick fuck for 100$
>>709628355
It's likely. Most have terrible english, I remember this one chick was old as fuck, possibly in her 40's and she looked pretty uneasy, never saw her again after that. Majority of them are just sluts that want easy money though.
>>709628460
Because it's instant and guaranteed, walk in walk out.
>>709628627
That's fucking cringey faggot. The "saviours" are the worst customers and the biggest hypocrites.
>>709628649
>>709628422
Haha nahh was for joke
>>709628744
Being an eccentric billionare who does nice/fun things for people who are down on their luck is cringey? Aight m8.
where the fuck can you get quick fucks for $100 like this guy said? >>709628713
I have $7 how far wi that get me?
>>709628837
>people who are down on their luck
Get a load of this patronising hypocrite. I bet you will eventually ask them "why did you get into this sort or work"
>>709628867
I know a bikini massage girl whod do anything for a bigmac and choc sunday
>>709628649
>$50 for full service
Marrickville
>>709628954
Nobody becomes a hooker without being poor/stupid/addicted to drugs.
Did you ever know anyone who ever said "I wanna grow up to make a living by fucking random strangers!"?
>>709626003
whats wrong with 12yr old girls? id say it would be a bonus
>>709628969
Got any good ones in marrickville? You got on aus99 forums? I prefer ones with NO website. He less popular the more ideal for me.
Gimme address matey. Also how do you deal with communication if you have trouble speaking Chinese?
>>709629042
This is why chinese girls lure aussie men into greencarding them and then divorce them before bringing her real husband and kids to Australia. You're such a cuck.
True story, heard from family friends.
aus fag here and i've been to a brothel some cheap place 3 time only to get pure asians and the sex felt like shit they were all loose asf and i couldn't cum at all 3 fucking times but what do you expect only $50-$80 and condom blowjobs suck you cant feel shit i wanna see if i can go back and see if they do anal maybe it'll be good even with a condom
>>709622066
By allah you sound like an insufferable cunt. Pathetic sperglord thinking he got a "good deal" at a whore because you smelled hair.
The deal was bad when you decided to go loose your virginity to a prostitute.
>>709629094
Good or cheap?
I don't go to popular ones, they can speak a little english to understand what I'm telling them to do, fuck conversation, they just take direction.
>>709629199
What is a slippery Slope for 200, Alex?
Just cause I feel bad for them and want to have some fun doesn't mean I'd marry one for a green card. Way to shift the argument onto ground that you inserted into my mouth.
>>709625747
> no different than shooting up heroin to experience bliss.
And we all know heroin isn't a problem.
>>709629462
The fuck man i just checked a few brothels in Marrickville and theyre all 18-21. Well fuck it. Anyway gimme a cheap one that doesnt have a website/less popular.
>>709629416
>insufferable cunt
You're a muslim/middle easterner. We all know how the world feels about YOU people.
>>709629599
Cool story bro. Im not interested in you anymore i just want to discuss brothels in Marrickville now.
>>709629965
You sound like a cunt. I hope you pop a tire soon.
I'm Australian and want to lose my virginity to a hooker in Melbourne. I'm unfamiliar with the city though (live in a rural area) and I've heard The Daily Planet is shutting down.
What's the safest brothel to go to?
>>709630103
>im a cunt because i speak of the girls who work in brothels as objects.
They're chinese girls from china. You simply don't understand.
Actually faggot. I think you misunderstood. I was very considerate towards the hooker that day. You think i forced her to do anything she doesn't want to do? Ofc I didn't faggot.
>>709619636
How did you came on her chest with a condome on
>>709630172
>from rural
Google for a brothel nearby. If you want to go to an illegal chinadoll massage parlour go to the city of Melbourne, bring a chinese speaking person with you.
>>709626003
12 year old girls can handle more than 3 inches. believe me.
>>709630410
>>709630335
No man, she took the condom off and had her jerk me off until i came on her chest.
>>709630410
This guy. This GUY.
>>709630493
Was it worth the 100 bucks in your opinion?
remember what you can get with $100
you can get a cheap drone
you can buy 100 cheeseburgers roughly
you can buy 100 cans of whip cream from the dollar store
or do what you did and get jerked off (which you can do your self for free) and not even get to came inside
>>709620011
I do. OP please deliver.
>>709630669
I got to let my degenerate side come out in an illegal tiny room blocked from the rest of the world. Where else can i do this for $100?
>>709630351
I'd rather not go to an illegal one.
I wouldn't even know where to start, to be honest. I'd prefer an outcall girl, but from what little I've read those are pretty sketchy.
>>709630862
Are you fucking serious or maybe im not afraid because it's part of my culture.
Just google brothels Melbourne. Find one that focuses on asian girls e.g."best service young asian girls inside" go there at midday, ask for a massage, and hope to god they let you do more.
Just dont come across as sleazy.
>>709623478
Everything about the way you talk explains why the only women you'll ever fuck are hookers
>>709631314
say it to my face kiddo, see what happens.
>>709629965
5 gerald street was the first I ever went to a few years back, funny little place. Pretty much a house with some lights, press the intercom and a little asian guy lets you in, the girl I fucked was probably the hottest I've ever come across. Then there's the spring house, has a website but it's always empty and is an actual nice place. Haven't seen any ugly ones there, cheap like all the places in marrickville. You can literally just walk around marrickville and you'll come across several shady massage places if you're into super discreet shit.
>>709631467
who you calling kiddo
>>709631524
Thanks... I just google mapped marricville and he place looks too much if a maze. Well, not a maze but it's so disorganised I wouldn't be able to spot the brothel
>>709631467
kek what the fuck
>>709619636
the way you are posting, i can sau you are flying like a butterfly and dancing out of happiness, well good for you
>>709631768
47 sydenham rd is dead set run out of a garage, ive never been there but if you want not a well known one, that's the place to go, they don't stay open late though. Fuck knows where you actually go once you're inside. They don't even have signage
>>709631314
You are clearly upset, have any internet madians rewarded you with sex for insulting people who like to buy hookers?
>>709622589
>>15 minutes 69
did you have to use a pussy condom for that?
>>709632392
Nah bro. I WANT AIDS
>>709632334
I remember if they have these christmas lights around the house or their outside light is on then it's a brothel. Anyway thanks for the suggestion
>>709629416
'Insufferable Cunt'. That's the term I was looking for.
>>709629965
I sincerely hope you get the gnarliest stds known to man, yeh fuckin pindicked cunt.
girlfriend experience
vs
pornstar experience
the poster below is a huge faggot
>>709633139
Okay. Homegrown terrorist
>>709631467
Kek. What a fucking twerp.
>>709633238
Different poster, babycock
>>709633449
Sorry, my bad.
Reply fuckheads
>>709619999
checked
also, postcode?
>>709619636
>Girlfriend experience
So she took your money, misunderstood something you said, then didn't speak to you for the rest of the evening?
>>709635412
2140
>>709635682
Hahhaa upvoted, stupid fucking american.
I used girlfriend experience to get more attention. There was just a lot of hugging and caressing during sex.
Reply fuckwits
I live in South Australia, where did you get serviced?
Really wanna fuck a whore as my wife doesnt suck, and doesnt even do doggystyle fml.
>>709636543
Sydney,
Just google brothels Adelaide. How hard is it? Also why did you marry a woman who cant satisfy you totally?
>>709636650
Good question... great question!
With brothels im paranoid someone i know will drive past and see me entering/leaving
>>709636650
Better to have wife that satisfies slighty then abusing right hand...
>>709626003
ma nigga
>>709636808
If you have a reputation to uphold i would understand. I personally am not a public figure so it doesn't bother me. I went to the brothel at 1pm. Kek. Felt so fucking gross when i walked out, like I've been violated. I now know how it feels.
Reply fuckheads
>>709637188
Not famous or anything but have wife+family that dont need to know.
Did you choose the girl from a line up? Or was it luck of the draw?
>>709620002
The newfaggotry is strong in this little faggot
>>709639107
Luck of the draw my man. Before i went i called and asked them "do you have any women over 30?"
I purposely wanted an old wasted whore so i can less cuddly and more about sex.
>>709619636
Do you think a woman will ever have real feelings for you? Or have you given up on that fantasy.
>>709620556
>Non-asians
>Aussie
U wot m8
>>709620011
I want to see this. OP please
>>709639374
>implying im one of those tfw no gf faggots. I've never had a crush during high school. I went to an all boys high school. The tfw no gf feel never developed. The decision to go to a brothel was spontaneous. I thought "why the hell not, everyone's having sex maybe it'll help me with my confidence"
>>709639496
I am an australian who was born to migrant chinese parents. In other words im an ethnic Chinese who holds australian nationality.
>>709639772
As a full blood chineese, honestly how big is your cock?
>>709619636
>Condom blowjob
What? Sounds terrible.
>>709640155
Its bad, but aids or some other std is worse
>>709640359
>aids
>blowjob
Statistically almost impossible.
Think I could get laid on Tinder with $5,000 US?
>>709639906
14cm these days? It's quite difficult to get a full erection now. It used to be 15cm.
Also i have a slight curve. Never masturbate with your tummy down kids.
>>709620122
45 minute date? Shit nigga, I'd feel more of a loser after than before I went and got laid with a whore.
>>709623478
You sound like a fucking loser. Im glad youre on top of the world right now but you sound so fucjing annoying. Why are you tryhard trying to impress weirdos on an anonymous Kazakhstanian goat jumping message board
>>709623478
never fucked a hooker but Iv noticed when you switch positions alot girls think your trying to find one that feels good like the others weren't working for you but she didn't know you were just trying to experience everything more experienced people usually have a favorite position or 2 already
>>709619636
if she was a 6/10 or better you got a hell of a deal.
That said GF experience by definition includes no condom blowjob
>>709641208
Bro i rarely get a chance to shitpost because my life is so boring. So i try to be as ridiculous as possible while posting to garner replies.
Me feeling on top of the world? Maybe its because I haven't had this many replies in a while.
>>709639298
Pull your head in, cunt. You were creaming over sniffing her hair earlier.
>>709641670
kek
>>709641670
keep going op you'll get experience and build confidence that will help you land other women I did the same thing but with slutty girls in high school its called a practice girl
>>709641739
Shitposting aside. Its been 7 hours since this thread. The plan was to have her jerk me off while i stare into her in an attempt to trick my brain into feeling more confident. Her face was a 5.5/10 and my plan still remains. Then we got cutesy with each other and i forgot about my original plan. Then she took off her clothes and i definitely forgot my original plan
Shitposting aside, ask me anything and ill answer it properly this time.
>>709642649
>build confidence
That was my inital plan. Not to get girls but to build confidence so i can pursue goals and be able to take on challenges
>>709630783
Purchase a used charcoal grille
It comes with some unused charcoal, a lighter, and tongs + spatula.
Go to animal rescue shelter, select something delicious, vegetarian mammals taste better than carnivores.
Bring bunny/cavvy/gerbil/chinchilla back.
Murder the animal in your neighbor's garden shed.
Cook lightly after dressing and seasoning the meaty bits.
Clean the bones by boiling away the leftover bits. Reassemble the skeleton using wires and staple it and the half cleaned pelt next to each other to your neighbor's garden shed door early in the morning.
Walk outside at dawn with a coffee and the paper and your phone. Sip the coffee, then drop it onto the ground somewhat on your feet, and allow the paper to fall open onto the ground and begin yelling or screaming. Call the equivalent of 911, tell them what you saw. Take a pic with your phone. Send to all.
>>709622319
>69
>didn't lick her pussy
Are you a retard or just a fucking asshole
>>709619636
That's great. Let's legalize the profession where whores suck 100 smelly dicks a day and makes more money than most people with master degrees and spend most of it on cocaine
>>709643424
Thats fucking gross man. Even though im probably her first or 2nd customer for the day i dont want to lick her cunt. I dont even want my saliva on her body. Sure i wanted to suck on her tits but I don't want to taint a sex worker with my saliva. It's like ejaculating on another persons's car to reinforce ownership, ill cum on my own car, sure. Also i felt so gross after we finished and had realised she's been lick my fucking nipples. Sounds hot but gross at the same time.
>>709619999
fucking checked
>>709626142
You're asian, you're degenerate by default
My best experience is that i paid $160 for 1 hour non stop session of deep throat bbbj and covered sex.
Watch out to not fall in love with a prostitute OP
What would make More sense is to legalise incest between adults, then you can legalise prostitution, and legalise marrying another mammal of the opposite gender, then legalising homosexual sex and marriage, then legalising homosexual incest among adults, then legalise homosexual prostitution, and finally make legal the perfect union between humans and mammalian animals of the same gender. After all these, one can then consider allowing pædiwaifu doll sheep, as they have in New Zealand.
>>709644201
Ive already created the neuro-connections for the beginning od my attachment towards the girl. It can easily go away if i just stay away for a few weeks. But one of my fantasies it to blend fantasy and reality as much as possible without losing sight. But we all know that is asking for failure. Ill go fuck another prostitute instead then
>>709644671
You seem like a person that wants voluntarily to become unhappy because of this. My advice is to not for any attachment and if you already like her then move on to another prostitute.
>>709630783
>i got to let my degenerate self out yadda yadda
Mate you had sex. Like 99% of the world. Except for you obviously cause you had to pay to have your cherry popped. So in other words you found a girl who was willing to overlook your autism for the price of a 100 bucks.
>>709633711
You're still a stupid cunt though
>>709644801
I don't like her like her. Ive had a crush when i was 12 so i assume i know what its like to like someone, no im actually fucking serious, the last time i had a crush was 12.
Its just that my life is fucking boring and playing with this kind of fire is ehh thrilling? Exciting? To crave intimacy so as to experience it until im on the edge between fantasy and reality. Who knows if ill do something like this. I might lose the feel for it in a few weeks. But in my current state of mind, it would be an exciting propspect, to play something this dangerous.
>>709645112
You'll end up dating a prostitute and being butthurt when she meets her clients or you'll just be rejected by her and be unhappy about it and in the end you'll create another feels thread. Meh, nothing too interesting in the end.
>>709644883
Its pretty fucking degenerate when you suddenly decide to use a hooker not just for sex but as a medium to experiencing intimacy.
It's the eauivalent of the becoming of a video game addict e.g. WOW
>>709645356
>You'll end up dating a prostitute
Are you speaking from experience or something? Why would it ever happen? You're speaking from experience arent you.
>>709645657
I've been here a long time and saw it happen.
You formed emotional bond because she was your first girl.
Don't be stupid and move on.
>>709646076
Yea you're probably right.
Tell me some stories you've heard, anon.
>condom blowjob
Why would you pay for disappointment
>>709646321
Well friend. When you've been driving a $10k for all your life and suddenly bought a $100k car, you'd think it's pretty good car until the billionaire from the eastern suburbs laugh at you while he drives off (sorry, i mean chauffeured) in his custom built luxury $2million vehicle
>>709646306
Nothing really specific to remember, just some people making threads like
>Would you date a prostitute
or
>Would you date her if she's not doing this anymore
or
>Would you date a stripper
etc.
In feels threads they were sad about their business or their past, because they thought about the many dicks before that she took and so on.
>>709646321
Also, a billionaire would likely kill himself if he went from a net worth of $50bn down to $10mil. Most people has less than $10mil networth and has yet to kill themselves.
It's all about framing, fsggot
>>709646804
So if i dick the same girl a couple of more times ill suddenly "want" to "save" her? Is that what you're saying?
>>709646918
I suspect that you already subconsciously want her for yourself.
Don't go to her anymore, have different girls.
>>709647113
The risk sounds tempting. I suppose you're right. How many times do i see her before i finally loses control?
>>709647362
Only you know, if I were you, I wouldn't go to her anymore and choose someone else and if not, then I'd look for a legit gf instead.
>>709619636
Waste of $100.
>>709647113
No you're rigt. Subconsciously i do wsnt her for myself because im using the excuse of wanting to experience intimacy. For intimacy to be even stronger i will one day wan tto have her for myself.
Okay, so how many mores times do i see her before it gets to the point of no return. Really i can stop now if i want. It's not like the same as quitting 4chan.
>>709647571
Im guessing 2-5 more times. Opinion?
>>709647683
>>709647731
I already answered, no more. End it now.
If you decide not to, then be prepared to make fake id's for both of you, escape the country and hide from the mafia lol because you're getting yourself in some serious shit.
>>709643497
piss off 9fag
Nice. personally only bought pros twice (amerifag here, so gotta be a bit careful) but have gonna to massage parlours a number of times, honestly don't remember how many.. maybe about 10. Usually I don't hire prostitutes but in this case it was my birthday weekend, had been about 6 months since I Had sex, and had been in a bit of a slump. so rather than try to pick up some stuck up 4/10 amerifat girl who thinks she's an 8, I bought a legit 7-8/10 girl to show me a good time.
Personally don't think it's something i'd ever do All the time , but absolutely see why for some guys it's a decent option. Though Personally I figure if you've got the money to pay a hooker 1-2x a week you could probably put that money towards bettering your lifestyle to attract a woman.
>>709647864
Nope fuck it. Lets see what it feels like. Lets see what it's like to lose it.
>>709645657
>Its pretty fucking degenerate when you suddenly decide to use a hooker not just for sex but as a medium to experiencing intimacy.
yea, only the exceptional hooker will even try to fake intimacy. They know it's risky because plenty of autists will get attached then things get complicated. It's good if you wanna just bust a nut though. Doesn't mean you can't treat her decent, don't have to be an asshole about it.
>>709630335
being this autistic
>>709621246
"day girls" are always the ugly, low tier hookers- just like in a strip club.
what kind of desperate skank gets up early to let random men ejaculate in/on her??? THE GOOD WHORES SLEEP IN.
>>709648205
Reasonable decision to make. Good luck :)
>>709622066
>>mfw she was was closing her eyes while i fucked her in missionary with one of my arms resting at the back of her head
>>mfw she was grabbing my back tighter as i fucked her.
>>mfw i was smelling her hair and she doesnt know
>>all this for $100
>She made me feel like a champ
Possibly the saddest thing I've ever read...other than the kid on a school field trip to NYC that paid a Times Square hooker to french kiss him.
>>709622589
>5 minutes of blowjob
>15 minutes 69
What the fuck did she do during that 15 minute 69 that wasn't a blowjob?!
>>709649557
>anon doesn't know about ZJ's
