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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS/CONFESSIONS/ETC
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>>709617219
You first OP. Also, bump for potential.
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>>709617219
I love Zuza
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>>709617219
I once tried to impregnate a woman through consensual sex.
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>>709617396
Did she want to be impregnated?
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>>709617439
Yeh
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>>709617458
How did you fail?
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>>709617500
put dick in wrong hole, came in her nose
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>>709617500
She didn't conceive.
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I work in one of the largest factories that produces mayonaise for a large number of the fast food restaurants on the continental United States. Every Night I jerk off at least 3 times and save my semen in a test tube. I take the test tube to work and sneak it into the final batching process... you have all probably tasted my cum.
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>>709617543
Well shit.
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>>709617621
Lucky not an amerifag then
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>>709617621
Haha you've probably eaten your own semen. Faggot.
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I used to cum in a female co-workers drink
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I used to date a hitman
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>>709617621
>Every night I jerk off at least 3 times.
Those must be some small ass loads.
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>>709617219

I am a dog with the ability of speaking and writing complete and grammatically correct English sentences.
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>>709617825
hi dog :)

i consider suicide right now, i quit with my gf cause we aint work out anymore 4.5 years wasted.. and i still love her to much...i cant sleep anymore
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>>709617825
nice run on sentence fag
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>>709617219
My sister and I have been banging since we were kids, lots of incest in our family... we both banged other family members. We moved to a place that lets siblings marry. Our current circle of friends don't know we are siblings and we are pretending to be a close and normal couple.
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>>709617825
You are a spider and I don't trust you... you lying spider.
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I'm just a low key coke fiend.
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when i was 25 i had a 12 year old gf.
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>>709617971
storrrytime, also pic of your sis?
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>>709618052
I dont understand this. What do you talk about with a 12 year old? Or were you in it for the illegal secks?
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>>709617967
He's doing pretty well for a dog, shut the fuck up.
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>>709618069
I'll write it down when I'm sober, it's complicated. She introduced me to sex when she found out I was fapping to her pictures. I was 10, she was 13.
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>>709618052
Raping a child does not make that child your girlfriend anon.
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>>709617758
Anyone stories?

>>709617971
If you and your sister are happy with that why not
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>>709617219
I am sexually attracted to one of my cousins. She lives in a different country so I first met her when she was fifteen and I was younger. I've had a crush on her ever since.
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>>709618127
>What do you talk about with a 12 year old? Or were you in it for the illegal secks?

i wasnt in it for anything. she had a crush on me and kept asking me to be her boyfriend. i finally relented and agreed. as far as the talking, well... there really wasnt a lot of talking.
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I dream of killing my gf to live alone with my son.
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I had phone sex with on of my brothers friend, she was in her 20s I was about 13.
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>>709618337
We are very happy together. We just don't want the attention of being siblings AND spouses. Even those who don't care make it a thing, thus our keeping it secret from our current circle.
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>>709618480
with one*
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>>709618254
>"rape."
>mfw
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>>709617941
been there. Exact same story. I remember feeling like I didn't mind dying. I never thought of ending it. I have a lot to do for this world. Or I'll die trying
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>>709618467
See ya' soon on the news when you finally do it and think you got away with it.
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>>709618480

you were "raped" anon.

just ask this guy >>709618254

he'll confirm,
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>>709618337
A couple but I'm a newfag and don't know how to greentext
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>>709618497
I am all in for the right to love whoever you want. But i dont know how it goes with children. Because you know there is a high Chance to have a retarded Kid. You know what i mean
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>>709617219
Long long time ago i was studying and living with three girls. When I was home alone i liked to jerk off to my roomate flip flops, socks and panties and came on them.
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>>709618254
it does by 4chan standards
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>>709617219
I've been for 4 years in a long distance relationship with a girl from indonesia I met in omegle. I still love her. She still loves me.
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>>709618480
>>709618557
Anon here. Can confirm, it's rape.
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>>709618757
Omegle lmaooo the fuck
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>>709618669
Dont know if bait or serious
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when my nephews stay at my place I let them shower with me & my gf. Their parents are ultra conservative jesusfags who try to shelter them from the real world. pretty sure she is the 1st naked girl they've seen up close. their parents would probably explode if they knew. i feel sorry for them, their parents are setting them up to fail in the real world, imo it is child abuse
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i secretly want to grab a pussy for the first time and make it great again
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>>709617219
moms friend tried to car me in the fingerbakc
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>>709618757
we're not in a relationship anymore. She traded me for a sandnigger.
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>>709618791
I'm being serious I live in one of the most dangerous cities in Mexico
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>>709618695
We know. It's not just retarded kids, it is more likely that ANY family recessive trait can surface. So, there is hope of a good recessive trait... and there are genetic screenings.
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I've made multiple reaction images and posted them all across 4chan to see if they would become popular.

So far only one has been successful.
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>>709618824
Nice try
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>>709618801

fuck off shower fag. nobody cares about your showers you fucking degenerate.
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>>709618929
?
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>>709618700
If your initials are K.L., two of your roomies knew and pretended not to.
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I take videos on my phone of good looking female specimens in public, follow them around discreetly and then jerk off to said videos. It's an addiction.
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>>709618254
sometimes it does, depends on the society/culture/religion type shit.
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>>709619087
It's normal where the sandniggers reside.
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>>709618981
Sadly no. If she knew what i was doing it would be more exciting for me. ;)
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>>709618934
lol i was wondering if you had died or something, havent seen u in a while. good to see you still have your mad
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>>709619216

fuck you shower fag. eat shit and die.
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>>709619216
how do you know it's him?
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>>709619274
you can't die from eating shit just once
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>>709619290
that's classified, cant say, sry
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I teach kickboxing classes to kids. One of my 11 y/o students wanted me to talk to the senior instructor to let her join the adult class. I gave her my recommendation after I made her strip in my office while I took pictures.
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>>709619517

pics or it didnt happen.
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>>709619517
lolperfect. Some fucking females think they should move up the ladder faster than anyone else. Glad you took advantage of it mate
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>>709619517
0/10, dumbest fake story ive heard in a long time. stay in school, kiddo
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>>709619696
I can't put them up. I'll get banned or worse.

>>709619737
Oh man, she was NOT happy about it at all. She just wanted to do it really fast, thinking I'd just take one picture, but I ended up getting a few more.
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>>709619924
It's 100% true. I just can't post them up because I don't know how to come back if I get banned.
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>>709617219
Test
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>>709620184
Sweet no more gay ban

Anyways ,

I fucked a land whale and now my marriage is probably going to be over for it
It was good head

That's all
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For my gf's sister's 12th bday I gave her oral sex as a "gift" from us.
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>>709620500

i can make my lies believable. why cant you stupid fags do it too?

man you guys suck.
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>>709620266
are you that guy from the other thread met the fat chick on tinder?
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>>709617219
Im the greatest scientist who ever lived, but I've lied so many times that no one believes me when I tell the truth.
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>>709618254
Well if that's the case then none of us have ever had a gf.
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>>709618801
Screw the trolls, I think that's cool of you anon. How old are your nephews? Do they get turned on when they see your gf or are they not at that age yet?
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i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.
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>>709620800
No sorry anon, I was the only real man screwing her, that is my baby you all are raising. How us like being our cuck?
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>>709620878

she didnt have it dumb ass.
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>>709620581
Yea she found out im married
I've already come to terms that my marriage is fucked and I can go back to being a normal 19 year old again

It hasn't even been a year being married yet so not super big loss

Or maybe this is that denial stage
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>>709620561
i dk why they cant, lying takes up too much time/effort imo, ive never had to make up a lie and then make up more stuff
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>>709621054
Still our cuck none the less. Now go clean my cum off your sis and make me a sandwich. Also we've covered this. You are to call me sir.
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>>709617736
Story?
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>>709621062
I'm fucked
I got paid today and got a gym membership and have been there basically all day in the steam room and doing laps in the pool

I'm just waiting for that message from my wife when she wakes up

I'll get to start over at least
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>>709617219
My lawsuit is a scam, it was in fact I who placed the screw in the tuna.
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I have a rape fetish
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>>709621214
Moar
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>>709621281
Moar
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>>709621248
That looks real
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>>709621339
Rip me
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>>709621339
>>709621281
>>709621214
>>709621062
>>709621372

nice blog post you nigger. get some fucking friends already.
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>>709621214
Listen, go home and gag your wife with that cock. Tell her she is average at best and you are going to continue to screw men behind her back. Tell this guy sending you those texts to shut the hell up and spread those butt cheeks for you. It'll work out.
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>>709621397
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I was sexting with my gf, and admitted that I would be into having a threesome with her and another guy.
She was not really into the idea, but she started roleplaying/telling a story of having a threesome.
>really hope she doesnt tell her friends so they think im beta
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>>709621054
Incest was the theme
But for once, not a meme
Anon fucked his Sis
And his sperm did not miss
Conception was done
In the oven was a bun
But his sister was sad
An Uncle can't be a Dad
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>>709621495
They don't think you are beat for this. they think you are beta because I'm fucking her.
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>>709621389
>>709621397
Kek you nignogs should have seen his green text from the other night shit was hilarious

>"Thought about how my mom is fat too "

>"Boner annihilated"

Was a good read
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>>709620053
Reset your IP (unplug router then plug it back in), and don't worry anon, mods only delete that kinda stuff nowadays, they don't ban like they used to. Or, you could just upload them to imgur, link them here, and after a few minutes delete it. Something.
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>>709621562
really funny guy
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>>709621062
man social media sucks so hard. I remember when if you just got a throwaway cell phone number to give the girl you were good. Only way to get busted was if you literally got caught red handed or if you were stupid enough to cheat with your wife/gf's friends.
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I thought the girl I was practically dating was a bitch and when she said technically were not dating so I can fuck a guy and you can't be mad was shit. So I payed a hooker to fuck. I still give her shit for having fucked her friend
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>>709621598
If you weren't beta you would be fucking them as well as her. So there.
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>>709618536
getting away with kills is very easy

do you know how many people die because of murder every day?

only like 1/10 of them actually gets caught and media shows us them so we think everyone is getting caught

murder is the easiest crime to conceal, there are harder crimes to conceal such as rape, drug selling or woman selling, prostitution etc. are all harder to hide than murder
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>>709620800
>sister pregnant when she was 16.

how old were you?
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>>709621508
this is surprisingly good, but so reddit
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>>709621752

23.
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>>709621672
hahah i sometimes think it's hilarious how 4chan sees this whole beta thing

seriously when you describe your expectations from a beta/alpha person, it just shows you how disconnected you are from reality
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>>709621707
Source?
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>>709621707
you live in a third world shithole with corrupt cops, of course it's easy for you there. That's like saying it's easy to get drugs or child hookers. Maybe if you live in Thailand, yeah...
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>>709621858
But I'm not disconnected from your HD or her friends vagina's, in fact we are very connected.
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>>709621661
Yea I might just pull a drop off the face of the earth for a few months to rebuild when this shit hits

This was tonight my wife should be waking up for work in just a few hours

I think I'm just going to turn my ringer off for this shitstorm
Probably go back to the gym all day tomorrow too
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I get off sending explicit private pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex to people. She would be beyond humiliated of she knew that strangers know what she looks like naked and what she does in bed behind closed doors.
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>>709621975
Be honest with her that you still love her and this man was just someone you were having sex with.
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>>709621858
hahah i sometimes think it's hilarious how you assume a few autists are the entire userbase of 4chan

seriously when you describe your views on seeing 4chan as one person, it just shows you how disconnected you are from reality
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>>709620795
they are 6, 7, 9, 11. The 2 older ones get hard at least for a little while. 9yo is starting puberty, 11 is developed quite a bit more. We all like doing it, is even fun imo.
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>>709622123
He's used to his gfs friends making his ass bleed.
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>>709621975
I didn't even see a part where she said she was going to tell your wife? are you just assuming she is? to be honest this chick just sounds like she wants attention. you may be able to talk her through it and eventually get rid of her.

I'd even say take the time to prep your wife that there's this crazy chick making you know you are trying to help through some shit, so she wouldn't believe her but i'm sure she has evidence on you so that probably won't work.
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>>709621389
>>709621397
>>709622075
Jesus some basement fuck didn't have enough GBP for tendies today
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>>709622148
She gonna have sex with any of em?
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I think about her almost constantly. It is impossible to get her out of my head.
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>>709622221
wahhhh no one cares about how I fucked up and am getting what I deserve
Listen you stupid fuck, no one here cares that you are an idiot (both for getting married at such a young age, and getting caught) quit sperging out because we don't pity some pathetic jackass that was so desperate to get his dick wet, he fucked some landwhale that's now giving him shit. You're so fucking weak, sitting there taking shit from some fat cunt, talking about how hurt she is, asking her how you can make it up. Is this what you wanted? A nice long reply? now there you go, take it and fuck off already. It's the best one you'll get all night.
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>>709622182
>>709622182
If she's crazy enough to think a pump n dump meant something and she is now all fucking in love with me now then I'm pretty sure knowing how women are she's going to do whatever she can to destroy my marriage and make room for herself without my wife in the picture . I really fucking stuck my dick in crazy this time .....
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She's lesbian but I can't stop myself from liking her.
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>>709622252
highly unlikely. she helps wash the younger ones though.
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>>709622379
God yes you fucking eat that bait triggered bitch
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>>709622443
Yep, she's doing them.
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>>709622408
stop being so young and naive if you want to improve your situation. if she is,

1. in love with you, you can manipulate her. make her understand you can't leave your wife right now for whatever reasons. make it (very subtly) clear if she tries to fuck it up you are done with her.

2. just wants attention - give it to her. make her feel better then try and ease yourself out of the situation. it's tricky but you can do it

3. is just a crazy bitch that now wants to ruin your life - you are fucked.

It's probably 1 or 2 though. So quit being so defeatist about a situation that probably hasn't gotten out of your control yet. If you have access to your wife's social media you can really get some work done.

But if you still can talk to fatty, do it and figure out your situation
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Shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
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>>709622489
I'm not even triggered you pathetic autist, I just gave you a nice long reply because clearly it's what you want. The best part? no matter how mad I get, I can go into my bedroom, and go sleep with my girlfriend. What about yours hunh? where will she be sleeping? not by your side. You've lost both your wife and the fat cunt you fucked. I still have my girlfriend, so really anon you're both a loser in how you act, and what you have. Congrats.
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>>709622540
only time will tell
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>>709618052
Did you fuck her? If so, what was it like?
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>>709617219
I tell all my friends i have a gf...
she lives far away all we do is talk about meeting up... we met a month ago
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>>709622634
Nah, already is.
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>>709620500
I want to believe.
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>>709622614
Hopefully 1 or 2 going to wait it out tomorrow and see if she's still off the deep end with this suicide shit

Or who know maybe she'll go through with it and kill herself

A dead mouth can't speak
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>>709617219
I'm a huge weeaboo and I unironically think 2D > 3D. No I'm not a virgin.
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>>709622622
I can feel the steam coming off your fedora from here sir faggio
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>>709622967
Also can't suck (very well). Keep her around and keep having sex with her.
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>>709622820
dont worry, you can
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>>709623073
Land whale anon I really hope you're not fucking stupid enough to do this
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>>709622967
Tell her if she let's you film her having sex with a dog you will leave your wife for her. Post video here
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>>709622614
>>709623073
>>709623073
I made the mistake of fucking her with a dope dick literally 40 min. And now she has lost it ans obsessing over.
Me
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>>709623417
Threesome with whale and wife. It's the only way.
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>>709618851
Roll for vestigial tail!
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>>709619517
Make a Kik group, post 'em there
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>>709619990
>i'll get banned or worse,

EXPELLED
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>>709622408
You gotta take her back to the ocean man, whales don't do well on land. Just rent a truck or something.
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bummp
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>>709624409
or gang raped to death in prison
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I shit in the shower and have a huge prolapse.
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>>709624939
Just keep feeding her semen, whales love semen.
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>>709625286
In Azkaban.
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I killed a man.
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>>709625643
Story?
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>>709625952
He tried to rape my wife. It was 2years ago. The corpse is buried in forest about 50 kilometers from home town. Nothing happened, no police, noone looked for him. Like he just disappeared.
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>>709626169
howd you do the deed
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>>709626169
Shit. . . Do you feel guilty about it? I know that bastard tried to rape your wife and, but you took a life none the less.
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>>709626169
i bet you didn't stab him to death, most people can't do it.
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>>709621062
>gets married at 19 because that always turns out well
>not even a year in decide to cheat
>resort to triggered landwhale for sex

and there are people out there who still think gay marriage ruins it's sanctity

dude you consecutively made one terrible choice after another and I just can't feel sorry for you no matter how hard I try. At least you can pick your life back up where you left off now though I guess, have fun giving everything you own to your ex wife you fucking idiot.
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>>709626221
I beat and tied him with my best friend. Only we know what happened. After that we took him to the forest by my friend's car. He saw us digging his grave. After that I killed him with shovel. We buried it with him by second shovel. Ofc we cleaned everything.
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when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. also fucked her many more times
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>>709626512
I feel really bad about it. Can't sleep well since this happened. But this happened, I have to live with it.
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>>709617758
I am a hitman
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>>709626569
did your sister find out? was she pissed? was she hot? how was it
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>>709626646
It sucks buddy, but it was necessary. Respect to you for defending your wife's honour, most cucks here would be too afraid to do something or they'd jack off to the idea of their wife being raped by another man.
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>>709626689
stories.
>>709626564
well anon if i had the balls you did id probably do the same. dont feel too bad. You cleaned the world just that small bit.

hypothetically of course
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>>709618801

Is your gf into it? Why do you do it? Pics of either or both of you?
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>>709626811
>>709626826
I got my friend who did this with me. Probably if I could do it alone and can't talk with anyone about it I would kill myself short after that.
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>>709617219
People all over the country have seen my gf naked because of how often I share her pics here.

During sex I like to think of all those people falling to her. It gets me off.
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Got drunk with my sister last Christmas when we were home visiting. Stayed up late watching movies. We started touching in the middle of the night. Then kissed. Made out. I rubbed her pussy. She was so wet. Pulled down her panties. Fingered her. She rubbed my cock and jerked me. She bucked and moaned. Gave her three big orgasms in a row. She finished me on her tight stomach. We cleaned up. She came to my room and we made out all night. In the morning she went back to her room and we never spoke of what happened. To this day we've never brought it up. Pic related.
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>>709627222
Fapping*
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>>709627246
she wanted you to fuck her you idiot
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>>709627246
You shoulda fucked her and came inside.

Once in a lifetime opportunity there
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pretty sure I have ptsd
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I like to face fuck my wife while she's passed out on pain meds. I fantasize about doing the same to all her female family members
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>>709626766
sister found out we were fuck buddies about 2 months after we started. she was fine with it. she was sexy as fuck. 1st time was painful for her, she cried but didnt want to stop. we didnt use a condom, she wanted it to be all natural. basically just made out while i was all the way in her. its cliche as fuck but she was really tiiiight and could only take maybe 4". even though the sex was meh, it was an awesome experience.
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>>709617219
> Never Have told that to anyone...
> When I'm really drunk in a bar I get really horny.
> I'm a beta fag and so most of the time I will go home alone.
> If I walk alone in the night and no one is around I often start touching myself which makes me even more horny.
>Then comes the point where I can't hold it anymore and for some reason i start leaving my way and go in any private property(garden) to check if a window or door is open.
>When i find an open house, go in quiet in the dark that no one notices me.
>If I'm in and I hear no noices, i get naked, like really naked and start fapping while laying on the floor.
>Since that gets boring really fast I start looking around and help my self by sicking things i find up my ass or start fucking the sofa and shit.
> When I'm ready to cum I stand up since I love spraying my sperm around (Makes me feel like I own everything i hit)
> Now comes the shame...
> Since I don't want any evidence i start licking my cum up.
> Then a clean up and leave the way i came in.
> After that I feel like a monster
> First and last time I told that story.
> One day i will get caught :(
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>>709627779
Hahaha, like a disgusting boogeyman
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>>709626522
>have fun giving everything you own to your ex

Pro tip: 19 year olds own like 3 pairs of sox and a hand-me-down '88 Civic if they're lucky. Division of possessions probably won't even be in the divorce settlement.
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I want to fuck my daughter.
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>>709621062
you're too fucking young to be married, this is a blessing in disguise, don't fight it, live your life marriage is a slow death
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>>709627779
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>>709628105
Don't worry, I want to fuck her too
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>>709628105
i know her, haha
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>>709626876
gf was 100% fine with it. shower to get clean, duh.(jk). pic is gf
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>>709626826
On mobile, don't want think type a ton of shit. I'll make an amazing thread later today. I freelance, so I've worked for local mob, one-off clients, govt contractors, and govts.
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>>709628001
I'm Lucky that I don't do this in december since it is to cold. Else i would have surely been suprised by a child waiting for santa. Fuck Boogyman... he is nothing against that furious masturbating naked Santa Claus that is laying under the Christmastree with your new toy stuffed in his ass. Hohoho
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I like to secretly put my boogers onto strangers. Like, a fat lady or a nigger while in stuffed public transport.
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>>709624409
HORRY PUTTER REFERENCE I CAUGHT THAT
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I fap to my adopted sister. She really turns me on.
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I want to fuck both my step daughters, one is 19 and the other is 21. They are of the "I would do ANYTHING to fuck that circle"
Sadly, I don't think they would ever look at dear ole stepdad in that manner.
So I just steal their underwear and socks and beat off in them!
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>>709628785
How old are you?
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>>709628785
Pics
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I sucked a 11 yo girls pussy while she was sleeping when I was 14. Tasted amazing!
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Fucked my friend's sister's ass raw while he was in the next room on his Xbox. He didn't even know
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Had a threesome with my brother and my GF. He was a virgin, and we decided to fix that problem...
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>>709628105
Mines not as hot as yours but want to fuck mine also.
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Rubbed sis and tried penetration when was 10 y/o. We thought of it as a bar, where you could drink fruit juices. 9/11 would fuck 4 real.
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Cousin left her jacket at my house, fap to it occasionally
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>>709622634
LIT, Wait untill the 11 year old is a bit older though, Never touch dem youngins ( Gross)

I am happy that i got my penis sucked & light rim by my uncle "Then" Girlfriend, Sorry for my broken english

i was 5 or something, She sucked me a little bit ( i legitimately fapped when i was 3) and my parents told everybody about it ( cute)
She liked how i played with myself, She is now a semi-famous Actress in THe NEtherlands and Belgium, She is of Thai ancestry, Nuff said ;)
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i puncheded the baddies and the baddies felled down. then my brother tured into clown. then i turned into clown.
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>>709632350
HAHA! doing that with sunglasses a gilf left in the train, A found wallet with cards ( cash card, not a credit card : / ) on them aswell.
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>>709631056
She's got huge natural tits and I can't help but wonder what it would feel like to be inside her.
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>>709617219
I really want to watch my husband rape somebody.
It would have to be bound and standing, possibly with her unconscious.
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>>709617736
Oh shit that's my fetish
What's the best type of drink to do it? I can cum in some food no prob, but i think it would be quite obvious to have it floating.
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>>709617967
>catfag detected
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>>709627774
in all the stories with the 11 year olds i just cant imagine it i mean i am 18 and all of the girls in my school who are 11 are half my size and look stupid ass fuck (btw i am not tall at all i am 5,9) but i still find the stories hot
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>>709617219
I have been secretly trying to get my best friends wife pregnant.
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>>709621508
That is amazing good job anon
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I am obsessed with dog cocks and would love to actually get fucked by a huge one (like a great dane or something) while sucking of its owner.
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>>709635515
Nice!
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Don't let this thread die! I want to hear more saucy secrets!
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I licked my nieces pussy when she was asleep during a holiday
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I let my brother fuck me while having a threesome with his girlfriend.
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>>709635843
Too bad I can't have a dog at my apartment. And don't have the time for walks and shit, either. D:
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>>709621339
Bro just grab your wife's phone and block that number
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>>709636180
Fun fantasy though.
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>>709636315
I actually own a dogcock dildo, at least. But I want the real thing so bad.
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>>709636538
Would like to have one myself
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>>709636277
This dude finds the easy solution. I like him
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I'm im a relationship with an older woman (41) , im 24 . Im want to fuck my step daughter(s) but to nervous to make a move
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>>709636673
It's the easiest and best solution like fat whale bitch can't tell anyone if she's blocked on your cell phone.
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>>709636825
Tell us more
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>>709636631
I'm considering buying a BD one with my next paycheck. Preferably an XL one
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>>709637070
Mmmmm
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>>709617825
What breed? Post a picture of yourself.
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>>709637148
Seriously, being knotted is one of the most amazing things ever.
Too bad my old zetacreations toy is literally dissolving, at this point.
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>>709617971
You guys plan to have kids?
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>>709636984
one is 21 and one is 17 , I just don't know how to go about it really in a way where if they arent into it i can play it off so i don't get fucked over. maybe i see it differently because i wan't to fuck them but I always walk around with no shirt and no underwear under my pants and have seen them look at my bulge. Also i don't have much alone time with either of them without the GF around
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I want to have a threesome with my girlfriend and her mom and I know both of them are attracted to me.
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>>709618801
Why with the both of you? You guys don't do any weird shirt in front of them, right? This is really odd, to be honest. I can't think of anyone in their right mind even doing this with children that aren't super sheltered. Do you and her get off to it or something?
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I've had a really bad porn addiction for seven years, it started at 11 years old. It went from watching porn a few times a week to watching it at least 5-6 times a day. No one knows about this, including my boyfriend. I feel ashamed and embarrassed about it, so that's why I've never reached out to get help from anyone.
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>>709637708
Patience I guess. Can't undo a major fuck up.
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>>709637863
That would be hot!
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I'm addicted to posting my ex gf on 4chan ... I actually regret ever doing it ... I post her so much you can find her on Google ... She's been doxed a couple of times I'm probably going to jail I check arrest warrants for myself ... I wish I never did it ... But sometimes it gets me so hard to post
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>>709621582
Post Greentext please
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>>709617219
I'm scanning my son's porn interests for incest porn...I want him to fuck his mom
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>>709638123
Tell me about it haha, the only thing is figuring out how to make it a reality
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>>709633569
Show us
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>>709628105
She's gorgeous. I get it.
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>>709627246
That's really fuckin hot
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I'm eating bread
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Cheated on my wife with her sister. It was the best sex of my life. Her sister is a slut with an awesome body. Pic related. Wife on left. Sister on right.
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>>709639756
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>>709639281
don't think that's gonna happen unless your wife is into it pal
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i really want to know what its like to kill someone
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>>709617971
Where did you move? Please tell me the place. I want to know where is this possible fuck off you neanderthal.
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I fingers my cousin while she slept on the sofa in my room...
Sha was 8...
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there was a circle of (female) friends in college who used me (male) as their pass-around fuck buddy for whenever they didn't have boyfriends. sometimes it was when they DID have boyfriends.

i fucked all of them. each of them knew it. none of them minded sharing me.

questions? i love reliving these memories
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>>709639372
Her tits?
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>>709640298
Got AIDS?
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>>709640298
You had to have got an STI
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>>709640472
nope
>>709640510
i had the clap once in my life, but it wasn't from any of them. it was from a chick in CA. i've been surprisingly lucky in my life to have no gotten anything else, considering the # of girls i've slept with (50)
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In high school I'd strip in my bedroom window for the boy who lived across from me. He'd jack off as I stripped and touch myself. It would turn me on so much. After a while his dad would watch too from his room. They'd both be jerking to me and not know it. It made me so wet seeing two men want me so bad. Now I'm really into public sex and nudity. Pic is my body.
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>>709640629
Finger yourself now and take poc, or you a lier!
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>>709640629
Damn girl that's hot. I'd sex you. Kik me: dm711
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>>709640629
and you didn't bang the kid or the dad? you are a fucking tease. I don't mean that in a good way, fuck you
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>>709622043
Care to share.
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>>709640895
Went to prom with the kid senior year. Gave him a lap dance, sucked his cock and fucker after at a party. Made out with the dad and jerked him for cash the summer before college.
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>>709640068
you can't think about anything else. extremely worried, all the time. you lose interest in anything, food doesn't have taste anymore, you just think about the act; are they gonna find you? other times you just space off, spend three hours sitting and not doing anything. you start being religious, it all makes much more sense, when it threatens you with punishment. you want to tell everybody, really really want to, but at the same time speaking of it is the thing you fear the most. hallucinogens are no fun at all anymore
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>>709639774
>>709639956
how similar where they in the bed?
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>>709640852
Don't have kik. What do u wanna do to me?
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>>709639756
Is your wife a teacher?
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>>709639956
My wife is kinda a slut....I've had her have sex with other guys, had threesomes, etc. It's not the sex, but the slut guilt she has after doing things like that. My plan is to have him molest her knocked out on benadryl.
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I'm a covert ex-Muslim, in a family full of radicals who support ISIS,Al Qaeda,Sharia,etc. If they find out, i'm going to get beheaded.
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>>709641487
My wife is good but her sister is a freak. She liked to be choked and called a slut. She let me do anything. And her body is so fucking tight and perfect.
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>>709641572
Yes...
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>>709641792
Is her initials LG
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>>709622986
Honestly, after being dumped/cheated on by some bitch that constantly hounded me and made sure I wasn't seeing any other girls, I think 2D > 3D
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>>709641823
Yea. U work with her?
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>>709641619
if they find out kill them before they kill you, could plant a bomb or some shit, no one would suspect a thing, say you had no idea about it lol
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>>709641823
Lisa Gloss?
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>>709642072
Lol
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>>709619517
You are hard fucked man, and I question your intelligence. You don't think she'll mention to one of her friends how to "get in to the adult class"?
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>>709641962
One of her pupils
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>>709642266
I agree with you and i wouldn't do something like that anon did because i would be afraid for the rest of my life chris hansen and his goons were gonna show up. But i'm pretty sure a FUCK ton of people get away with shit like that. I don't think girls talk about that shit for the most part, or if they do it's so far in the future nothing comes of it.

Of course, many guys do get caught, so not worth it.
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>>709640629
That's really sexy babe. U into girls at all?
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>>709642458
U like my wife? U sneak pics of her?
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>>709642559
Nah, but this could all be coincidental. Where you from? Initials of the school she teaches at?>>709642516
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>>709640436
Yes if you're still here
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>>709642466
it's funny as fuck seeing the dumbasses get caught. Usually it's the most blatant shit ever too
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>>709642652
WHS
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>>709642742
Wrong school man lol
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>>709642652
Let's see more pics of her please
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>>709642799
2nded
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So i am very good looking , model as a side job and last Friday i beat my record for sex in one day. Here ya go
>Wake up in the morning SEX ( gf)
>Go to work SEX ( Girl from accounting)
>Go for a lunch break and coffee SEX ( i am not she was 16 , but they start working at coffee shops at 16 here )
>Meeting with my boss SEX ( yes she is a girl)
>Visiting my sister SEX ( yes start fapping it was incest )
>Get back at my place but my gf is out with the girls but our roommate is there SEX
>Gf is home watch netflix NO SEX ( i like watching movies )
>Go to bed SEX (gf)
>Wake up and take a walk at 3 in the morning SEX (hooker)


I think i have a problem
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>>709642799
wife left. her sister right.
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>>709643171
wife left. her sister is on the right again.
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>>709617219
i might be gay
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>>709643223
Would love to see faces
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>>709617219
I have a weird fetish, I can't cum anymore without hearing a precise thing. I have earphones when I fuck my gf. She thinks I'm listening to a precise song I'm addicted to but in reality I get off by listening to a loop of Christophe Lambert's laugh in Mortal Kombat.
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I want to suck an actual stallion cock, and get my ass fucked by one, too.
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>>709643270
dont wanna get caught sorry.
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>>709643166
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>>709643687
this kills the asshole
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>>709637908
your boyfriend would like this addiction, trust me.
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>>709643777
You rolled trips u got to now
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Love my Best friend 15 years (im 29)
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>>709644353
here's another. sister on left and wife on right.
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