God-tier chocolate
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God-tier chocolate
>>709580063
Someone photoshop it as an anus
>>709580322
Please do this Anon
>>709580063
>>709580322
Why. Not like you still can't fuck it.
>>709580616
You German pile of shit. Go fuck yourself
>>709580616
>>709580063
my niggers
>mfw coles in straya stock terries chocolates
thankyou based god
hard to get good marzipan tho
>>709580063
Have you ever tried the raspberry ones? So good. Also SOMEONE SHOOT THIS AS AN ANUS NOW
>>709582375
holy fuck i need to find this
>>709582375
SHOOP not SHOOT
>>709580616
Something wonderful wrapped around the worst sort of candy in the world. Marzipan is half cooked overly sweet almond mush. Put it in a cake and cook it, otherwise I'm not eating it.
>>709580063
>>709582375
The earliest memory I have is as a child looking up on a window sill and seeing one of these orange chocolate things and then I somehow got it and ate it
I tried eating them recently
They're fucking shit, but I buy them almost every time I see them
>>709582421
Honestly puts the orange flavoured ones to shame. SHAME!
>>709582678
It's your inner child yearning for the past.
>>709582678
>They're fucking shit
GTFO
these Lindt™ balls are the bee's tits. i don't normally like weird chocolate varieties, caramel, or white chokky but if it's a Lindt ball it's fuggin delicious
>>709582879
Ate way too many one Christmas and have now taken a sacred vow to never consume one ever again.
>>709582879
All I ask of my chocolate is a minimum of 70% cocoa. They can put a bunch of stuff in it, but it would be better than regular dark chocolate on it's own.
>>709580063
http://www.strawpoll.me/11518304
>>709582840
I agree anon. My parents buy me one every Christmas. They've been doing it since I was a child. Chocolate oranges are life blood.
>>709583027
>Ate way too many
What happened anon? You didn't pukey puke did you?
>>709582784
It's just good marketing. They only come out at christmas. It's the same way they play those old Coca-Cola commercials every Christmas to try and make Coca-Cola part of your Christmas tradition. They don't make new Christmas commercials for a reason
>>709583092
Calgary easily.
>>709583140
Nope. Just a sore tummy!
>>709580063
That's a redundant statement.
>>709582879
does anyone else somehow end up with those fucking peanut ones? They are disgusting
t. ausfag
>>709583092
Edmonton is like 7 and 1
>>709583168
Huh, that makes sense. I had a restaurant that worked sort of similarly on me. About once a year I'd get drawn in by their cheap buffet, only to remember why I didn't eat there for the rest of the year.
>>709583420
You're a redundant faggot
>>709583307
well that's not as traumatic as yakking but nausea can definitely put you off something for awhile. i think you should make your way back to them anon. maybe not this year, but eventually. just don't eat too many.
also, for anyone who's spent time in the southern hemisphere, these are amazing.
>cadbury dark chocolate
>filled with coconut and maraschino cherry chunks (like a mounds with cherries)
/thread
>>709582375
Shit son. Ive only ever seen raspberry with that shitty ass dark chocolate. Dat milk chocolate.
>>709583669
I'll give them another go this year. Just for you anon
Not chocolate but still god tier
>>709583801
Skor bar is better faggot
>>709583696
>>709583756
My nig. I wish they came in a re-sealable bag tho
>>709583669
You had me until maraschino cherry.
I can't stand any type of cherries other than fresh ones from the tree.
>>709583756
Perfect ratio of chocolate shell to mallow center
>>709580063
it looks like an inflated anus
i'm about to swallow so much chocolate
If you've never experienced a coffee crisp KYS
>>709584194
SOMEONE SHOOP IT AS AN ANUS
These are literally fun to munch
>>709583831
you should anon, shit's good! just like, don't get the gigantic one. too much is too much.
>>709584114
well aren't you a dainty lady
>>709580616
I like this.
>>709584642
I always get like 17 massive boxes for Christmas. Tried telling people not to get me them anymore and I swear I got even more than before.
>>709584682
That's because you're a smelly, grumpy, German pile of shit.
>>709584642
I thought Maraschino cherries were the main food source for dainty ladies.
>>709584805
>17 massive boxes
well that's just too much
>>709580063
Calling all fem anons in the unverise.
I'm not usually an m&m guy but I tried these a couple weeks ago. Unreal...
>>709585123
Yeah so you better go.
Virgin basement dweller ugly faggot
God, it looks so smooth, I just want to fuck it.
>>709585216
want
>>709585123
How do you unverise something?
Come to think of it, how do you verise something?
>>709585394
What's with all the stinky Germans?
Someone, theyre so fucking good.
>>709585216
holy shit i didn't even know these existed. back when i was like 12 i used to go skiing and in the lodge they had a bulk vending machine full of chocolate-covered coffee beans and they were the best thing ever. never found anything like it since, but this looks like it! fuck i'm going looking for these tomorrow
>>709585394
At least the chocolate is dark, so it's half right.
>>709585515
Never heard of them. But im intrigued
>>709581564
burn in hell
>>709582678
They're shit because they're chocolate and orange rind. Gross.
>>709585546
Purchased them at Target while visiting the states 2 weeks ago. Canadafag here
>>709585515
My dad used to buy these all the time, my fatass would sneak handfuls out of the bag.
>>709585815
Literally just got drunk at thanksgiving dinner and ate a huge bag of them.
>>709584185
Charlestons are nougat you fuckwit
>>709585935
Use. Don't abuse.
You fat fuck
>>709584101
nah. you gotta be down with that diamond hard marshmallow at day 3
>>709586006
What are they filled with?
does anybody else here Hebert?
>>709585639
warning, once you eat one you cant fucking stop, theyre like crack
>>709586121
actual hedgehog
>>709585515
They're not bad, prefer pic related for minty chocolate. Be careful getting chocolate from Target tho. I used to work receiving for a very long time and we'd always fuck with the food. Some of the guys in the back would open the packages and spit or cum in them and reseal with mailing glue on the receiving desk.
>>709585815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn9ixoXJhuw
>>709586252
That looks really good. Where are they from and are they filled with something?
>>709586104
It is classic but still. What kind of shit doesn't have a re-sealable bag? Also why the fuck dont any breakfast cereals have re-sealable bags while were at it?
>>709585979
What
>>709584390
>>709586496
So they go stale and you have to buy a new box.
It's a pretty effective sales strategy.
>>709586462
Mah nigga. That one with milk/dark chocolate and a million hazelnuts tho
>>709586521
Nougat. Not marshmellow, shitlips
>>709586310
How do you fucks cum so easily? Especially looking at chocolate, wtf.
Takes me a good 20 minutes with porn
>>709582375
YESSS the Orange one is AMAZING too.
>>709586381
Hebert Candies is in MA. They have all kinds of different candies, fudge, and chocolate bars (with various fillings, etc) but my favorite are the Genevas. they're just squares of chocolate you pop out and eat. just the right size, and Hebert chocolate is really good stuff.
>>709586677
Actually it's marshmallow, I used to make these idiot.
>>709586629
Same way they put expiry dates on tylenol and advil. That shit doesnt go bad. But if we all knew that, no one would ever buy another bottle cuz one bottle would last the average person a decade and they would lose millions
>>709585515
My Niggah
>>709586897
don't even have to click on the article to see it's nougat
These are awesome if you can find them. Then practically melt at room temp.
>>709586852
Dang it's american. The taxes on shipping from there is so expensive.
>>709586974
I've had cornflakes go stale on me though, they lose their crunch and taste after a while.
>>709580063
If you like chocolate oranges, you owe it to yourself to try to find one of these. The chocolate is so much creamier, the orange bits are much more complex and the pistachios add a smokey crunch that brings it all together.
>>709586121
bags of sand
>>709586897
Charleston Chew is a candy bar consisting of flavored nougat covered in chocolate flavor coating. It was created in 1925 by the Fox-Cross Candy Company, founded by stage actor Donley Cross and Charlie Fox.[1] The candy was named for the Charleston, a popular dance at that time.[l
>French kiss my chili ring faggot
>>709587160
kek
>>709586726
Idk we did stupid shit cuz it was Target. Everyone was horny 24/7 because somehow selling bleach and shitty clothes was mind boggling stressful and there were hot milfs and teenage girls everywhere. Also pretty much everyone working in a Target store is fucking.
>>709586006
I fucking love these things. Omnomnomnom
>>709587109
i udually call them "choclate butter"
they are fucking god like
>>709585216
My nigga. These are amazing.
>>709587109
I love keeping them in the freezer then popping them right in my mouth. My pops showed me that
>>709587175
Actually it's marshmallow, how are you going to tell someone who worked for the company that made these? Nigger.
>>709585480
You un-verise something obviously.
It means to unsee something from a dickface female perspective.
I say that because they so often see things from a dick-face perspective, and rightly so.
outa the way pleb fucks
>>709587152
Oh fuck my mind is blown. Terrys chocolate oranges and pistachios are like 2 of my fav things.
MIND FUCKING BLOWN......
>>709586496
>Why the fuck don't any breakfast cereals have re-sealable bags while we're at it?
The proper thing to do is empty every bag into a plastic container of sorts.
>>709586974
>tylenol and advil
not acetaminophen and ibuprofen
>>709580063
My favorite chocolate bar is a Take 5. I just enjoy the variety of flavors and textures.
In terms of actual chocolate. I've once had this Belgium chocolate from this girl I was dating that was so good, it is simply indescribable. It was the best tasting thing I've ever consumed, never mind being chocolate. I never learned the name of it, but I ate, like, five pieces and later found out each piece was worth $6 or something outrageous.
I'm good with my Take 5 none the less.
>>709587137
>The taxes on shipping from there is so expensive
where you at anonnynon? christmas is coming... :)
>>709587109
I used to love those fucking things when I was a kid. I haven't seen them for years, though.
>>709587293
Right? My new fave
>>709587470
Kys
>>709583420
Clearly you've never had this.
>>709587470
WouldChowDownOnUntilMyMouthGoesWeird/10
>>709587477
I would bump that biscuit
>>709587527
Not a favorite, but def up there. Do you go for chocolate covered pretzels? I'm a sucker for those fucking Utz tubs that show up this time of year.
>>709580322
Only on 4chan...
>>709587777
Checked
>>709587848
I remember their Liquid Televisiony commercials from the early 90s
>>709585965
>your time machine is showing
>>709587517
I honesly never use any pills and never buy serl. Just a thought
IDK why but i just love these. The first time i had it i just fell in love.
>>709587575
Denmark. We actually called off giving each other gifts this year in my family. We will just hang out and eat christmas food and candies together.
>>709580063
>>709580063
someone really should shoop it as an anus
>>709580063
Anything from See's.
Going into this store is like walking into a little slice of heaven.
>>709587777
>>709587777
quads for truth
Sorry I don't have a picture but I had it when I was a child. I think they're called brandy beans or whatever. It was chocolate with alcohol in them. They were amazing
>>709587527
Just tried it for the first time 2 weeks ago. Shit was awesome. Love me some salty/sweet shit. This popcorn is dope if you like some salty/sweet. Half caramel popcorn half nacho popcorn
>>709588044
that's probably a better way to do things anyway. if you ever make it merka try to find some!
>>709583801
Fuck heath bars mainly because my ex loved them
>>709588130
>no prices on anything
yeah just like the Maserati dealership. if you have to ask you can't afford it.
These fucking things.
>>709583432
>those fucking peanut ones
Ferrero Rocher?
>>709588257
I've been there a few times already, most of the stuff I've found there contained too much milk and had an overly sweet taste to it. That stuff you showed me there looked good though.
>>709588315
Almond Joy
>milk chocolate
>almonds
Mounds
>dark chocolate
>no almonds
you chose poorly anon
>>709588408
But they have hazel nuts in them anon.
>>709588416
hebert's a small company, doesn't taste like hershey's or nestle or the like
>>709580063
sweet thread op
4real
>>709582375
Hersey.
>>709585348
>>709585480
Triggered hairy cunts. MMmmmmmm. Hello Hambre.
>>709587848
literally chocolate covered rice krispy squares.
3/10 anon
>>709588343
You buy it by the pound. Usually 18 bucks per
>>709587977
go look up when thanksgiving is in canada you ignorant fuckhole
>>709588509
You think I'm unaware of that fact? I was trying to see if if the ausfag meant FR when he said "those fucking peanut ones" because he obviously didn't know the name of the candy he mentioned.
>>709588612
noice one theobromine
>>709583756
pop those in the freezer and you're golden
>>709588004
why dont they make mini ones for halloween god dammit
>>709584390
Then how will I experience it?
>>709588044
ghetto ass family
>>709588130
pumpkin pie truffle gets me hard
the rolly pollys have invented new ways to sneak into our kitchens
>>709588901
>Mr. Big Minis
Because it sounds stupid from a marketing standpoint
>>709583513
OG?
>>709588571
I usually avoid those like the plague, nestle because they contain pure evil and hershey's because it tastes cheap.
One of my big dreams is getting my hands on a bunch of raw cocoa beans, apparently they're supposed to contain the chemical compound that induces bliss in you.
>>709586310
>not choosing andes mints.
>>709588201
those taste like ass. why not dunk a snickers in vodka before taking a bite? it'd be just as gross
>>709588260
Cadbury creme eggs are the only reason im still alive
>>709589062
OG as in the danish word for and or what do you mean?
>>709589271
i went from loving those, to hating them, to loving thema gain. i could spoon that sugar paste down every day
>>709589040
my name in high school was mr.big-mini
>>709581564
You basic bitch
>>709589113
OLIVE GARDEN
>>709580063
Butthole
>>709589271
literally better than bailey jay's jizz in your mouth
>>709588941
take a trip to fabulous Canada
>>709589349
See ---> >>709589492
>>709589500
SOMEONE SHOOP IT AS SOMEONES ANUS
>>709588458
>dark chocolate
>edible
Pick one
>>709589754
well now you're just being ridiculous
>>709589754
Fuck dark chocolate yo
>>709582879
Sea salt milk chocolate is where it's at.
>>709589492
Nah man, it was called Den Blå Paraply(the blue umbrella).
The prices would entice me and then I'd eat there and remember that it seemed like they were trying to break a record in adding grease to all their dishes, even the salads.
Everything would be spiced way too little and you'd just walk away with a greasy uneasy feeling in your gut.
If you were unlucky, mild food poisoning.
>>709583956
Same thing.
>>709588856
This
>>709589922
i never even head of that. this christmas i'm making sure we get some
>>709590134
NO THEYRE FUCKING DIFFERENT ASSHOLE
>>709589632
Na man, I'd rather kill myself first.
Only rich fags will know
>>709588315
Those are the best thing here, because of quality of taste relative to the price
I don't want to spend a dollar for a Cadbury egg
>>709589909
Dark chocolate is just so nasty, it ruins all of the other flavor
>>709591445
google image search has disconcerting results
>>709591445
Samefag BTW
You haven't tasted true heaven until you've tasted these, but you're all poor hahahahaha
>>709582879
>>709589922
>>709590705
You will not regret it.
All the things you love about salt and chocolate melt in your mouth once you break the shell of that sphere.
An ooze of a tongue orgasm is the best way I can explain it to you.
>>709581564
>chocolate
sure
>>709592191
l-like vic fuentes cummin in my mouth anon?
>>709591445
Price tag
>>709592404
If his jizz tasted like that - I'd swallow it every hour.
>>709592404
Thanks for reminding me to listen to them tonight.
>>709592619
i like your moxie anon
>>709592629
you're welcome :)
trader joes dark chocolate lovers choc bar. has a unique flavor, very aromatic, i dont know if a true conniseur(sp) would like it, but it works for me.
I think Blanxart was the one i got at a spanish goods store in california. this was the best ever, fantastic flavor and very creamy texture
>>709580616
great, but not really a chocolate, its marzipan coated in choc. great combo, esp. when its not too sweet.
yall are too fancy. mr good bar is best.
>>709593208
Marzipan is always too sweet.
>>709585515
not chocolate. cocoa butter and sugar. doesnt count. next
