ITT: Crippling Depression
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ITT: Crippling Depression
>tfw you come out of the basement for the first time in months and your parents ambush you with a birthday party
Spoiler: It doesn't get better.
>>709573086
He goes there everyday
I'm sure his friends will show soon...
>>709573016
what's on his shirt?
>>709572925
>>709573186
>>709573086
Fuckin A man. Lonely old guys always punch me right in the feels.
>tfw even childen don't take your edginess seriously
>>709573016
Are you a wizard?
The last time I was happy was 2 years ago
>parents visit professional cake decorator
>"So tell me about your son. What are his hobbies? How does he like to spend his time?"
>"Well..."
>tfw you stayed at home one year too long
>>709573622
its different with women, im sure in the back of her mind she knows that she doesnt have to worry about being alone because love always comes to them
>tfw you stayed at home 4 years too long
>hidden message
>>709573912
Fucking prick dad can't even come in to sing happy birthday. Fuck you, Mike!
>tfw too close to home
this thread has made me realise my life could be so much worse. thanks /b/
Being born to a wealthy family can surely prevent such crippling loneliness
>>709573622
Love always comes to men too, as long as you're not a retard or a hambeast.
You're probably one of those two things.
>>709574530
Not with a stainless mixing bowl full of Cheetos, it doesn't.
>foreveralone at any speed
>>709574094
awwww, they even got the piss-filled cups in the cake, eye for detail!
>>709574429
This
>>709574530
This is wealth to you? Also every picture is people depressed at 20. Wow.
>>709573912
These lonely bday pics remind me of my 16th birthday
>>709574570
well of course it does, definitely more over than men, stop thinking out of your ass maybe
Why are Americans so insecure about family?
the homemade cakes being provided by mom are some causes of why this shit is so depressed.
fuck go do something you actually want to do for your day. these guys probably didn't want to spend it alone at a table with some shitty homemade cake.
I've started taking antidepressants. They have destroyed my ability to focus on anything. I am constantly acting weird and crazy. Beyond that, my feelings are completely flattened and I never care about anything anymore.
I don't know if this is being normal. I'm tired of it. Might as well die and say I tried
>>709573436
most observant
>>709575104
my mom just bought a 5 dollar cake from the store before :(
>>709575091
Because no one loves me for who I am, Dad!
>>709574817
>>709574817
>These lonely bday pics remind me of my 16th birthday
>>709575150
Everything you described is the archetypal b/tard. So in that context you are normal.
>>709575104
I don't know what you're talking about...I like home baked cakes! My Mom made me a red velvet cake for my birthday and my whole family and I had a party. I don't feel lonely or upset. I love my family
I'll be a 24 year old hikikomori NEET who still lives with his parents in a month.
>>709575091
Not all of us are but some familys are shitty and kids don't wanna be around them
>>709575104
I would love a homemade cake from my mom. My birthday is Christmas Eve, so everyone is too busy to remember that I'm around.
>>709575429
get a job, any job.
It must be hard being that much of a loser
>>709575486
>tfw you will never get a birthday pretzel of your own and you are too ashamed to ask for one
>>709575429
Please don't use pepe, it's a hate symbol. No hate symbols in a derivative feels thread.
>>709574570
All I ever manage to meet is single mothers. Some of them are hot too. My instinct tells me to act oblivious to their advances and hope they go away.
>>709575091
That is a very good question.
Our society does much to attempt the dissolution of the family unit. We are told to be awkward, aloof, in the face of familial love. Television has remarked over and over again that it is shameful to show attachment... I'm not sure people even realize it happens. It's a simple effort of divide and conquer. Keep a people docile by attacking their roots.
>>709575482
>My birthday is Christmas Eve
me 2 anon. do u like being a christmas baby?
>>709575104
A mom made cake is something special, and I am pretty sure, it's a pretty moment to treasure.
>>709575528
Word. At 22 I lived at home just gamed all day and did nothing. I got a job in retail, met my gf there, and now got a condo with her 2 yrs later
>set timer on camera
>pick up angry cat
>rush to sit down behind world's smallest birthday fake
>fake the best smile you can muster for 3 seconds
>die inside eternally
>>709574175
i know that feel. that's why i'm in college now
>>709575854
i saw this posted before
im turning 25 soon
I had a party with my parents for my 21st birthday. My Mom made a cake. They sang me happy birthday. But I liked that party. My parents won't be around forever, my time with them isn't limitless. There's always more college friends who flit in and out of your life and I could go drinking with them anytime. You people who are so aloof about your families who love you are going to miss them when they're gone
>>709574704
They're mugs, not cups. You neanderthal.
>>709575724
I know right?! I'd love it if my mom made me a cake. she does buy me an ice cream cake every year and brings it to my condo which is nice but homemade cakes are best
>>709575576
>Please don't use pepe, it's a hate symbol.
>>709574570
This
Neckbeards blaming their sex and how it's oh so much better for women when in reality they're the problem.
>>709575528
>>709575755
Should I try to get a degree first, or just try to get a job right away?
>>709575150
3edgy5me
>>709572925
>my six month old son bonked his head today
>he cried about it for a few minutes
>my wife yelled at me for longer than he cried about it
>she's not talking to me now and will probably ask me to sleep on the couch
>I am going to take all of this abuse without saying a word
>she has anger issues
>when you talk about them it makes her say shitty things until you stop
>so I don't talk about them anymore
>I live in fear of what she will say when I make mistakes
>I have nowhere else to go
>>709575640
yea, this is the point where you realise you were fucking about on the beach and that ship sailing over the horizon was your last chance. All that is left is single moms, feminists, and whales, (and often a combination of those at the same time.)
>tfw you send invitations to all your children for thanksgiving dinner
>not a single one calls
>not a single one shows
>>709575091
I don't want anyone to think for a second I would do as dumb and/or trashy things as the retards in my family do. If I ever get married I think I'd only invite my brother and sister. They're not so bad. Poor little bro is beta as fuck though.
>>709576333
nice trips
reporting in from >>706576334
>>709576330
How old are you? How much money do you make?
soul crushing feels
I moved out when I was 17. Though, I'm pretty well off now, at 24. But damn would I not miss some homemade cake on my birthday. I haven't talked to my family since I moved out.
Huh, this thread made me proud of myself, but also kind of miserable. What the fuck.
>>709575304
At least you don't look like a waboo but a normal guy.
22. My family lives in a different country across the ocean. I live in an apartment alone. I have a job as an EMT and I go to college, but I spend almost all of my time either working or in class. I've never been in a relationship before, and I have no real friends. I don't care about anything anymore. Sometimes I'm cruel to people who don't deserve it, and I can barely even try to give a fuck about my stupid fucking patients. All I can think about is how other people seem to have everything they want without working for it. I've never felt so alone in my life.
>>709575150
Start smoking weed and stop taking those shitty pills, unless they're xanax. Xanax is fucking great.
>>709575482
>>709575657
Mine is January 2.the day everyone goes back to work and school and is partied out
I guess the lesson here is dont have a birthday party
>>709576244
Why not both? I was in University and held a part time job.
>tfw you are a lonely, slightly overweight, single, virgin female and your dogs are the only thing in your life
>tfw they know
>>709576686
I started taking Lexapro and had a manic episode. Now I'm on Wellbutrin. I have no weed supplier, I have never smoked weed in my entire life
>>709576244
none of those guys but aim for both.
after HS i decided id rather work for a year or two and see where it takes me, hoping it would convince me that i cant get anywhere in life without a degree.
So i was jobless for ages. Holy shit without good quals i couldnt find dick.
Get yourself an easy job. Put some cash in your pocket. Part time or full time. doesnt matter. Being in jobs where you have to directly deal with customers helped a lot with social anxiety and generally being able to talk to people easily. Eventually you'll realise you're not a worthless piece of shit and if you actually put your mind to it you could become something better. Much better. and not to make your mum and dad happy. do it for you. prove it to yourself that you can and want to be better than half the reprobates you see around you (especially in retail jobs).
Soon/in a year start applying for college courses or anything that will allow easier access into university. Or better yet if you have the grades start applying soon. People go to uni at all ages. Choose a course that will test you but you absolutely have to be interested in the field. Then grab your own future by the fucking balls.
>>709576875
are you me? let's hang out
>>709576875
>virgin female
Nice b8 m8 ir8 8/8
>be worst player on little league team
>beg dad to play catch with me
>dad always says too tired and watches tv
>start throwing tennis ball against side of house to work on my throwing and catching
>dad comes outside
>tells me to stop cause he can't hear the tv
>mfw
>>709576875
>Have you ever let them fuck you?
>>709576875
If you're like 7/10 I'll date you.
>>709576606
Make time to do shit if you're that lonely dumbass. Invite your colleagues for drinks, just keep expanding your social circle and stop isolating your own faggy ass self
>>709572925
Crippling depression. Yeah I know that one. My dad died last week.
Do you know what it's like to grow up and have all your friend tell you "You have the coolest parents"? I do. My dad was the coolest motherfucker ever.
Now he's dead. Out of fucking nowhere. At 61. Too soon old man. Too soon.
>>709573086
>that fucking cunt including herself not the picture
>obviously making fun of him
>>709576875
>Levi will die in about 4 years
why puppers live so few years.
>>709574793
Because when you hit 20 you notice that this was the age you always aspired to be when you were younger, you thought growing up was cool, "You're gonna be so big and strong just like your dad!" It cuts like a knife into you when you realize that you're stuck here, that you wish you could live back your childhood joys just once more. When you hit 20 you realize that what friends you had are dispersing from you, that you always thought you were gonna be together, you had plans for what you were gonna do growing up, video game designer, fire fighter, what ever your young mind could dream up, and that you would always be together! Now you realize it's all gone: People have forgotten you, your parents despise you, and even worse.
You will never relive anything like the joy you once had.
>>709575365
This. Forget all the alpha/beta bollocks for one thread. Your family will stick with you.
>tfw the blow up doll forums said it would be normal
>>709576875
fuck this feeling
>>709577173
My dad is a 500+ pound alcoholic and he pisses into a trash can and sleeps on a love seat...
>>709576875
you have two handsome boys
>>709576909
I tried Wellbutrin, it's pretty much the same thing as one of those "quit smoking cigs" pills. It's basically just a placebo in my book. I have a unique frame of reference though as my father is in the pharmaceutical industry. I know which pills to accept, and which pills to decline and then go find a new doctor. Doctor shopping is hard but I finally found one who will give me a medical prescription once my state's medical law is in full effect. So I'm pretty happy about that.
>>709574094
It's funny to his parents because they think it's just a stage they'll all look back on and laugh about
>>709573912
Any other ocd fags getting fucked out by that pictureframe?
>>709577349
Yeah, he's alive and mine is dead. Wtf.
>>709576317
I want to hug you
>>709577173
You'll probably get glossed over, but I just want you to know I read your post. Life sucks, my parents haven't died yet but they're getting up there.
You'll be okay, man. Cherish the memories.
>>709577349
I'm confused. Isn't that normal in Amerifat?
>>709576333
This hurt to read
>>709575948
This always came off as performance art or sad on purpose because it seems more reasonable than this particular guy drinking boone's farm
>>709577440
Do you have any tips? My psychiatrist hates me and just shoves prescriptions into my hands, I'm pretty sure he'd give me anything to get rid of me. If it helps, I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm bipolar.
>>709573436
ny giants baby
>>709577502
55 too. Literally 12+ IPAs a day, complete shit diet.
>>709577440
Wellbutrin is seizurerific. I know two different people IRL who had seizures while taking Wellbutrin. Both stopped taking the shit, never had a seizure before or since.
>>709577349
>tfw we had to put a wooden board under the cushion of our love seat to keep it from sinking to the ground due to dad's weight
>tfw we had to buy a new loveseat because his weight ruined the old one
>>709576317
You need to leave her, get her to wallop you when someone you know is around - so they can see it for themselves. Confide in them and then grab your lad and go.
>can't do that to her
>not good for my child blah blah blah
Neither is staying with her if she has anger issues, that goes for both of you.
>>709572925
why is this depressing? It's his birthday. Pictures dont give enough information about events.
>>709575572
Not depressed. Just retarded
>>709577440
>>709577685
i used to be on wellbutrin and it worked for me, i think anyway
dont understand the seizure part, dont know the gist of it honestly.
still wanna push for ADD medicine but you know how that goes
>>709577533
No. Our fats are generally overweight but not too bad. The "Learning Channel" (TLC) really paints a bad image for us since there's shit like honey boo boo that drinks redbull and mtn dew mixed and called it "Go Go Juice". Sure, some of our population is overweight, but not like Britain or any other developed has some fat people. My city seems to have little to no fats, albeit we are poor and most jobs are physical labor so it't hard to get fat so idk.
>inb4 assmad Amerifat
>>709577617
I went to a regular doctor and quit seeing psychiatrists. If I want something like adderall or xanax, I just buy it off someone on the street. Fuck Obamacare and those stupid mental health places. Those make a man worse, at least in my opinion. All I gotta do is stop drinkin, only smoke weed, and I'm fine socially. It's when people find out I'm a pathological liar and potential sociopath that things go wrong. See I've got my public persona where I am outgoing and put up my front, and then I've got my private persona where I'm an abusive and angry asshole with next to no empathy.
>>709577173
My dad was awesome too and he died at 35. I was 13, that was 10 years ago.
>tfw they said go to parties
>tfw they said everything will be ok once you have a couple beers
>>709578084
Celebrating birthdays are supposed to be the happiest of times. It's depressing seeing these people "not happy" on these days.
>>709574308
she looks cute, wifey material
>>709575576
Someone saying something is a hate symbol doesn't mean it is, you PC retard.
>>709573622
Why is a cute chick having an 18th birthday party with what appears to be her parents or grandparents depressing?
>>709578098
Wellbutrin has killed my ability to focus even further. I'm pretty sure have ADD (my brother has a formal diagnosis, my mom seems to have it but doesn't mention it). I've mentioned it twice, both times he's shrugged it off. I'm pretty sure that he thinks if he prescribes it, I'll jump off a bridge or something.
My thoughts no longer seem like my own. I've had some pretty shitty, ugly thoughts lately.
>>709574204
Before you keep spouting shit, remember that there are more single women in the US than single men.
>tfw you screw on your best fake smile for dad
>>709577763
>when you are a good boy and everything is still going wrong
>trying to fit in a work
So i don't know if this is the thread but depression sounds right. i just sucked on an altoid then stuck it under my nutsack. it feels good vut it burns a lot.
>>709576397
remember you are on 4chan before you start talking about trashy things your family does.
>>709578290
Yeah I don't get it either. I always have little "get togethers" with my family on my birthday too before I go out with my friends. It isn't cringy
>>709576875
Your description doesn't really fit with this thread.
>>709578098
When I've got black market adderall pills in me, I'm a social god. No approach anxiety with hot chicks, conversation flows just perfect, can make them want to see me again. Otherwise it's kinda autism mode and I don't fuckin know what to say so I just keep it all business and no personal. I blame the general trashiness of my current area for why I haven't been laid in years. These bitches are so terrible I wouldn't spend a penny on a single date with one. Many of them are diseased sluts who think their shit doesn't stink, whereas in the past I was used to clean sluts who just wanted to party. That's pretty much the major cause of my depression.
>make it 80 years in this world
>only son turned out to be a fatass virgin
>>709574337
I went to my wife's cousin's birthday party (he was 5) and his fucking grandfather was watching some repo man "reality" show the whole party and kept turning up the volume when they sang Happy Birthday. I wanted to ask why the fuck he was even there.
Still, the kid had a nice birthday. We built his new Lego set together so that was cool.
>>709577986
loved the show, every btard should watch
I've been refining my MS paint Pepe, which I brought into Photoshop tonight in the hopes of refining it unto the quality of the rare Pepes.
>>709578474
Glad I don't work in an office
>>709578364
because they choose to be
>>709578516
>4chan
>trashy
When I was in HS back in like 2007, living in one of those cookie cutter shitbox yuppie suburbs that went up during the housing bubble, a shitload of people went on here on the school computers.
>>709575854
If I didn't live with my sister, that would have been me a week ago. Except it would be a dog not a cat.
>>709578200
You know, even if you aren't getting any yourself; I can think of much worse things to do in life then watch two hot chicks make out.
I know, I've done it many times. Feels good man.
>>709578659
>rich as fuck
>depressed
cry me a fucking river.
in b4 b8
I'm 21, female, virgin. finishing up my second year of law school. not fat, okay face. I've had guys ask me out on dates but for some reason I find myself completely disgusted with the idea that someone might be attracted to me. I only lust after guys who are either gay, fictional, or already have girlfriends. I know this makes me sound completely insane and honestly, I probably am, but this seems like a serious fucking defect. I don't want to date a guy because I think eventually I'll destroy him with my crazy
>>709575992
Right in the feels
>>709572925
>parents being this distant from their kids
Is it the parents' fault or is it the nature of the kid?
I wish I didn't exist
>>709578758
It's beautiful. I advise you to destroy it before it becomes any less rare. You were right to post it in a thread where it would be ignored.
>tfw the pikachu won't eat its chicken bake
>>709578474
Is this Kirk Cameron?
Tfw I turned 20 yesterday
I fucking hate birthdays so much fuck you
>>709578576
this is kinda the reason why i wish i had some sort of xanax or adderall.
xanax has got me laid and adderall makes me feel like i cant actually function. depression pills dont do jack shit
but you cant go to doctors asking for that. they look at your past history and determine its just depression pills when the trio of anxiety,depression and add make it fuckin complicating
i made the mistake of saying i smoked so they saw habitual useage in some form and gave me the ez option of giving me depression pills
>>709578966
I'm somewhat bisexual, as in I've gotten blown by gays for free on multiple occasions. Even got a free handjob once. Does that do anything for ya?
>>709578966
get the fuck over it and stop being a stupid bitch. you're only lonely because you choose to be.
>>709579007
It's too bad the thumbnail looks artifacted and blurry. I feel like I can improve upon it.
>>709579086
I'd say I understand you, but being understood on /b/ is equally depressing I guess
>>709572925
How far along are you?
>>709578966
You're crazy for having a mentality like that.
>>709578200
>college parties where you end up just standing there looking around pretending to be having a good time sipping a beer just because you don't know what else to do since you feel completely out of place
one of the worst feelings. this is why i don't party anymore
>>709579052
don't ever let anyone tell you that you don't have a good eye
>>709575423
Randomly cans of stewed tomatos. Multiple of them
>>709579279
Nice backhanded complement, assfuck.
>>709576466
this one makes me sad
he may a nigger but he doesnt seem all that bad. one bad apple doesnt ruin the bunch and thats how i feel about this guy. im glad /b/ was so nice to him and send him happy birthdays on facebook
>>709573086
>>709573122
Ill convert to muslim and marry at.last 5 womens. Thats how ill never be alone till i die.
checkmate atheists
Mulim 5
Atheist 0
>>709577270
my pupper lived for nearly 18.
cocker spaniels, man.
i fucking loved that dog.
Not depressing, just a sad recognition of the circle of life...
> mom dies earlier this year.
> move back home to take care of dad for the few years he has left
> dad getting senile, forgets my birthday
> arrange for someone to remind him so he won't feel like shit about it for a week when he remembers a few days later.
>>709579320
I just want to get to the part where I'm in a long term relationship and we're comfortable with each other. stupid butterflies and romantic love just do nothing for me. I actually hate them
I'm an introvert and I prefer being alone speedrunning or whatever. But the looks on the faces of some of these guys is are so depressing..
Unless you have severe social anxiety or something I just can't comprehend how you haven't made at least a few great friends through school or social activities. Be it soccer or chess..
>>709577270
Don't throw my name around like that.
>>709574570
Love always come to women even if they are hambeasts or retards... that's the kicker.
>>709578185
Holy shit are you me
>This is why I'm really good at acting, I had to pretend to be normal.
>I may have a gf inbound, she's a nice Christian girl.
>She understands me, I think
>Then again, I'm fucking autistic, so who the fuck knows
>tfw you are so lonely and desire affection and love.
>tfw as soon as someone gives it to you, you push them away until they give up on you.
What is wrong with me? I just want to be able to take pills and be a normal person, I was normal until I turned 12.
>>709579086
My ex left me for another guy on my birthday 4 years back. She had "plans" so she couldn't go out with me on my birthday night. So I hated my birthday, this year my current girlfriend surprised me with a night at a higher end hotel, and an awesome night at a casino, dinnerand bar with my friends she invited. I can't wait for my next birthday
>>709576317
If real, document everything.
Note down the time what happened what you did, what she did what was said keep it safe, keep it secure.
The information will prove valuable to you in the future.
>>709579588
well to be fair, women as a group tend to have more suicide attempts than men, it's just that men choose more violent and effective methods. probably because we're smarter
>>709579537
well dating sucks. skipping to the point of literally doing nothing together is a hard feat to pull off.
but hey, it's impossible to find someone who would be willing to fly to vegas for a weekend and get married by elvis and never have a real wedding.
>>709579545
what do you think of darbian?
>>709579482
My mutt that I pulled off the street lived to 16 he had the face shape of a lab but shaggyish hair and a kind of thin body, he was always so fucking happy. He fucking died with his fucking tail wagging. He didn't fucking get put down or anything just crawled up on the coach like he hadn't been doing lately looked at me and stopped breathing. I'm crying remembering it now.
>>709579765
I've heard the suggestion that men use more violent methods because they tend not to care who has to clean it up.
been feeling p depressed for the passed few years nothing makes me happy and im too scared to get help bc i feel like ill get in trouble w my program if i do or get kicked out
>>709579716
this anon knows things
>>709579765
It's because they do it to stay alive and get attention.
>>709573186
>>709573122
>>709573086
what an attention whoring nigger.
>>709577139
im cringing at you
>>709579893
Just smoke some DMT and you'll be fine
>>709579893
what program
>>709579537
The honey moon phase will happen whether you want it or not. How do you know you won't like it if you haven't even been that far?
>>709576576
that's not him you newfag
that picture is old as hell
>>709573912
steve wozniak son?
>>709573622
I would fuck her while they watch.
>>709580037
aviation my dude
>>709578930
Robin William
I'm sure some of those guys in the b-day pics had celebrations elsewhere with their friends. Nothing wrong with having a small family thing. When I turned 30 none of my friends remembered, but my wife spoiled the shit out of me. One of the best birthdays I can remember, and it was just the two of us. Much better than the birthday a couple of years later with the awkward lunch with a mix of friends and family and I didn't know how to act and no one bought me a card. I'd much rather go to a friend's party and have a good time without being the center of attention than have a bunch of people come to mine.
>>709580143
did the rare macbook black give it away?
>>709580066
I've been in a relationship before – approximately six months. I hate attention and constant texting. I hate flowers and candy and going out to dinner. I'm extremely independent and I have always been that way, so the idea that a guy wants me to be texting him or hanging out with him morning, noon, and night kind of sucks
>>709575854
It's my birthday today. We're broke for the next two months. My mom forgot to say anything.
>>709573622
I dont see depression here
>>709579708
The best thing that ever happened on my birthday is, my cousin bought me a beer after she got off work at the gas station she worked at. It was my 22 birthday.
>>709579708
Lucky cunt
>>709580242
INTP?
>>709579765
Your post hurts my brain so much.
>>709579824
Just looked him up. I don't follow Mario speedruns. I mostly look at the game I run myself (Harry Potter 1 PS1) and watch through earlier SGDQ/AGDQ runs.
He doesn't seem much stranger than most other speedrunners though so I guess he's alright.
>tfw have a loving girlfriend and cheat on her anyways
who else /no empathy/ here?
>>709579708
Congratulations. Now move to the next level. Go browse tumbrl you happy faggot.
>>709575423
McLovin?
>>709579966
Most women are ridiculously hungry for attention and it's the most annoying part about them..
>>709574175
But like why the fuck does this dude gotta dick hangin' on the wall behind him?
>>709578364
The birthrate for women is 5:3 over men. There are more women. Period.
faggot
>>709578399
dis
>>709579585
See the thing about me is that I'm apparently handsome. Many girls besides my mother and grandmothers have told me this. It helps with the ladies a lot, but a bunch of shithead guys like to call me prettyboy. I think they're just jealous of some oldish pictures I've shown them of me with hot sluts before I got kicked out of college for getting in too much trouble with the cops.
>>709580604
I definitely remember reading something about women wanting to be more polite and clean. Blowing your brains out in your bedroom is disgusting, messy, and traumatizing to your family.
>>709574256
>tfw uncle joe shows uncle pete a dirty cell phone pic during your birthday
>>709579765
fucking kekked
>>709573912
Blow them out before you burn the fucking house down, you stupid ass!
>>709580242
try to find someone as independent as you but who still wants some occasional companionship. someone who won't suffocate you and can bond with you over time
>>709574256
yo, I got that same happy birthday sign though.
>>709575992
That hit me hard, damn
>>709579966
My grandmother used to do this ALL THE TIME. I'm so glad she is dead for real now. She was 100% worthless.
>>709577491
YES, DAMMIT!
>tfw 24
>no friends
>no talents
>cant even ride a bike
>the few things i do i suck at
>havent had a birthday in 11 years
>fat and ugly
maybe i should end it already
of all the fucking porn and degeneracy on /b/ daily, why THIS FUCKING THREAD ON THE DAY BEFORE MY 22nd BIRTHDAY
...yes I still live with my parent (mother)
Tfw almost 20, female, almost friendless virgin with agoraphobia. Crippling social anxiety is no fun.
>>709573086
Is it just me or does every in-n-out look exactly like that?
>>709574005
>remembering the last time you were happy
>>709576466
Chill out. A bunch of anons made him a belated birthday card and sent it to his Facebook. He was remembered.
>>709580957
that seems almost impossible. people tend to be a little more clingy than they think they are. for the level of independence I'd want, I'd probably need to be dating a complete psychopath. such is life with autism
>>709576466
That nigger looks like an ok guy.
I would have shown up.
>>709581208
but are you hawt
>>709573622
It's depressing because that dude wants to ram his engorged, veiny cock straight up her well-lubed ass and pound away until he blows a hot sticky load in her rectum... but he's stuck with that old cunt instead.
>>709581150
>yes I still live with my parent (mother)
>tfw your mother will never love you this much
>tfw you have a cruddy job
>tfw you know your co-workers don't like you
>tfw your parents think less of you
>tfw your only friend lives on the other side of the country
>tfw you try to be nice to everyone but get treated like crap in return
>tfw you put a smile on everyday to show people you're "ok"
>>709581144
Or maybee you should start a paleo diet/lifestyle. Everything will change from depresion to bad looking.
>when the only one who congratulate your birthday is the automatic subscription email
Fuck it
Inb4 b8 m8
Kissless-Virgin, slightly chubby but nothing bad, grill, hasn't had relationship since 8th grades, single. What am I doing wrong? I'm trying my best to lose weight.
>16th birthday
>invite a bunch of friends
>2 show up
>tell them sorry party is lame
>one being a 6/10 skinny girl feels bad
>give me head after other friends leaves
>16th birthday was alright.
>>709580024
hell yeah
DMT and LSD is the solution to everything
>>709581439
Nice
>>709580202
My solution: dont tell anyone. Theyll kick you out
Then in 10 years youll probably drive the plane into the ground like that German dude
But nobody will be able to touch you then.
i want to hug literally every single person in here
>>709580665
it's the holy trinity:
the father, the son, and the holy schlong
>>709581419
You dont need to do your best, just do whats right. Go paleo.
>>709573786
If I was served a shitty cake like that, I would want to kill myself too. Fookin hell.
>>709579626
>be me
>have crush on girl since 7nth grade
>shes everything I want in a girl
>ask her out
>she says yes.mp4!!
>have a few fun dates
>have problem with commintment
>start ignoring her, shes confused
>she hands my best friend her phone to break up with me
>mfw my best friend breaks up with me for a girl.
>mfw all I do now is smoke, alcohol and drugs.
>mfw hate myself
It's my birthday on Saturday. To celebrate I'm going to my friends birthday party whose birthday was yesterday.
im 18 i have a decent amount of money and a girlfriend who loves me but i still want to kill myself
i wake up every morning and consider doing it
wondering whats wrong with me]
who knows
>>709581390
>get a new job
>stop being a cuck
>>709581538
My mother is the only person to hug me in the last 3ish years. And that was about a year ago.
>>709581343
I don't know, anon.
>>709581542
Thanks anon
>>709572925
I've always admired male losers, like if a character in a movie or a show is a loser guy who can't get laid I instantly like them.
>>709581623
Currently working on it
>>709575304
this is liam payne lol from one direction top kek
>>709581454
Ok i know DMT is but wtf has LSD to do with spirit?
Dude is not about having fun. Its about raising a quanity of smth you are lacking and making you feel depressed. Almost everyone has low levels of dmt.
>>709576017
most appropriate.
>>709581539
>>709580665
>>709574175
>>709581144
Double dubs says yes
>>709581618
I'd kill myself if I was a whiny bitch too.
>>709581538
i hope you are a moderately attractive female. if so, please timestamp tits
>>709581668
Tits or gtfo
>>709581795
nah dude its just about getting in touch with UNITY
hallucinogens will put you in touch with the weird feedback loop that is the universe
you can even get it with high dose of DXM from cough syrup.
How do I avoid crippling loneliness? I'm about to finish school and I don't have a great connection of friends other then a close group of mates who are going in completely different directions.
Should I join the army? Or the police?
>>709581871
eeg, a benis
>>709581982
Nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5KGIkt2gqE
>>709581871
js the birthday boy looks like young beta Liev Schreiber
>>709581695
You're welcome bro. Just dont forget to exercise a bit. Paleo its not a diet but a lifestyle. First week i lost 4 kg.
>>709576576
I want to go to that manly meat-providing man's house, make him a mighty sandwich with the meat he grills and then let him bang me all night.
>>709581871
I think this is some of my better work
>>709581995
Have you considered a career in Trucking? Let the loneliness flow through you.
>>709581208
just timestamp some tits already. there are people in this thread ready to kill themselves for god sakes
>>709581983
Bojack Horseman
>>709582084
ohshitnigger.png
I wanna lose weight in my tits cause they're a double d and they're a bitch to my back
>>709578747
kill yourself shit taste fuck
>>709581871
just noticed the cock and balls on the wall
Is there a way I can call my psychiatrist and tell him how much I hate him, without him stopping the meds I'm taking?
I'm looking at these thinking what losers, then it hits me that my birthday is coming up November 17th. I'll be 27 and live my myself. At least they have someone to take their pictures I'll have no one. I don't think they are the loser anymore. It is me.
>>709582246
how can people be so fucking retarded that they dont know mr peanut butter
>>709582041
then kindly leave, slut
>>709582298
your parents had sex on valentine's day. you are a product of that.
>>709582188
>riding through the country, alone, sharing one or two bantz over the radio with other trucker buddies
>>709582540
>>709582515
>tfw u will never kick toy trains and eat imitation crab meat with a random person off of Craigslist in philly
are we gonna make it /b/ros?
>>709582781
i think we'll be fine
>>709582781
No. But that's okay. Even the Roman fucking Empire didn't make it.
>>709582871
how dare you insult the roman empire which is still alive and well in AmeriKKKa
I feel depressed ... these images confirm what I think ..
all women whores enjoy what they believe the white man, the city, society, technology, etc etc. like the niggers we brought to enslave ...
that shit happened to us! at some point we turn off the road! and that was the fault of the Jews!
kill all jew, esclavisen blacks and women too! we should all have black whores working and shackled, at least 5 women chained in a room for each house.
>>709578930
The being able to travel the world doesn't make the world look any better. Being able buy a fast car doesn't mean you can get a thrill out of it. Being able to marry a hot wife doesn't mean you wont die alone and having children doesn't mean you will leave a legacy.
Ultimately there is nothing but our fleeting moments in life and if you aren't able to feel good about those moments then it doesn't matter how many of them you can afford. Because they are all shit.
Life hurts.
>>709582958
Actually Romans only cared about the culture.
White americans are probably the most racist people on earth taking into account how much diversity they have in their land.
>>709582781
Yes, we hit reply bump limit, we did it.
>>709576333
Must have been a shitty parent...
(You) 0 of 0
Ultimate feel.
>>709574530
Were the lights off when they took the picture? Jesus.
>>709578604
That's actually her hot young boyfriend. He's giving her the side eye because she has him wearing a cage on his pecker right now and if he pisses her off, he gets an electric shock. The 27 adults on the other side of the table all know about it, but no one's saying anything. The 34 children running amok in the house and in the back yard all brought macaroni pictures for her. She's going to boil the pictures up and feed them to her docile sub.
>>709583505
dont despair
>>709578395
Ben is still a little hungover from partying with his friends the night before, but he's smiling big for his dad because he loves him so much. His dad is great.
>>709577763
Spot sat right down in the puddle to cool off his overheated pecker.
"Damn, that was one hot bitch," he thought.
>>709573622
my theory is that the photo on the table is someone who should be there but isn't. Probably a twin sister or something that died.
