Secret/Confession thread. Come around and share what's on your mind anons.
i like to bump dying threads from page 9
>>709567751
Thanks.
Sometimes I don't brush my teeth before bedtime
I jerk off to my aunt's tit pics
sometimes i dont put the seat down
>>709567279
ever since she was a youngster i was buying things to my poor neighbors daughter secretly to get her attention, since i am much older than her.
clothes, things she needed for school, she likes a specific music type so some albums were included as well.
after she hit puberty i was the one supplying her with cigarettes and booze, which made her very popular amongst friends in school.
also made me even better friend.
i was always there for her, but also i made her greedy.
(which was the point in the first place)
i started buying her some expensive stuff recently, like phones, some nice lingerie, shoes. but she now returns me with more "expensive favors", if u know what i mean.
everyone's got his price
>>709568152
Sometimes I don't even put it up. I just piss all over the walls and the floor.
>>709568152
i never put it up, saves time and effort
I'm 20 years old
in my 3rd year of university
still a kissless virgin
I've had sex with my wife's younger sister quite a few times. It started out as flirting and ended up as drunken sex on a family vacation.
Every time I tell myself it's the last time...but the risk and the taboo is such a fucking rush!
I keep some shit in my basement that i stole from a government agency in 1996-1999. Wont specify what or how.
>>709568573
i once took a pen from the post office
bmpp
I'm Fucking my brothers fiancee
i like things
>>709568448
Pic of her?
i fuck quadruple amputees, been three already and going for the fourth one
In HS i sprinted really fast at some mildly fat girl's back, then performed a two handed shove, she went like 2-3 meters forward and gained quite a bit of flight. Then landed face first and didnt make a sound, so i panicked and went to run away but a teacher was coming down the corridor, so i ran back to her and pretended to help so i looked good, then when she came to saying i had pushed her, i said she was probably just concussed and a bit confused, he believed me and not her. I still laugh today.
I'm 21 years old and I still sleep with a night light but at least I'm not a virgin
>>709569680
wtf lol? why?
my cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my finger.
I'm afraid of my ex posting pics of me on here
>>709567279
I like vore.
I wish I could be eaten by a girl and turned into her poo.
Super secret stuff.
Bad things turn me on, I'm a selfish prick, I like to use people, I lie too much.
I dreamt of a guy fucking my mother, and every night after that (because me and her slept in one bed on our village) I masturbated, sometimes she asked me why I'm moving that much and i just say something stupid. She never knew what i did i guess
I am stalking question guy and am close to finally killing him. We will finally be free of him /b/rothers.
short version:
Made an attempt to an hero around the start of the month. Clearly unsuccessful, much to my surprise admittedly. No one is aware of it.
Now im stuck attempting to move on like nothing happened, like i didn't mentally abandon everything. And the whole "lolyoucantevenkillyourselffaggot" mindset doesn't help.
secretly wore my aunt thong in her bathroom and masturbated with/in them after that.
>>709570932
fetish, cant explain just drawn into
I'm a closet sissy
I am 37 yo fast food(wendys) co-manager I have never had a GF and live with my mom, I hang out with my mom, all I dois work and take care of mom and her cats, meh could be worse
My sister sucked my cock at a costume party. I didn't realise it was her until she took off her mask. I'll never tell her she did it.
My friends as me how many girls I've slept with. I tell them 3. I'm lying though, I've never been with a girl.
But I've been with way more than three guys...
A couple years ago, my uncle needed a bone marrow transplant. Every blood relative got tested. The doctor told me I was a match. I told him not to tell anyone. My uncle died this summer. I hated that asshole. He was always such a prick to me.
>>709573141
i have heard of amputee fetishes before, i like fucking girls in the ass, that's the strangest thing i really do. But each to their own.
I have a fetish for stealing my condo neighbors thongs while they are in the laundry room. Bringing it to my room and masturbating until I cum in the part of the thong their pussy covers and sneaking it back in the laundry
>>709567279
Nine days ago I kissed a 15-year old girl.
>>709571942
Yes she did. She was being polite
The police have called my cellphone telling me I need to come to the station to talk about posting naked pictures of my ex online...she was 16
>>709574017
I like A2M after I fuck their ass I make them blow me
>>709567279
yeah, but i am not telling you,
>>709573559
Hot. Tell us the story. Was she just walking around sucking people off? Or did you put some effort into making that happen?
Anyone know any good beastiality websites?
>>709568291
Get a prostitute now before you're so socially inept you're irredeemable.
>>709574399
I just found out my girlfriend is only 14! That fucking bitch LIED to me. She said she was 11!
>>709574464
well i don't think so, i was masturbating like a ninja
I get off on posting my dick. Don't really know why
>>709574209
Haha! I've done that
name any type of porn, and i have jerked off to it
>>709574661
It was a 7 minutes in heaven thing. We where all playing the game and me and her got picked together. Only I realised who she was but by then it was too late.
>>709574556
Delete all evidence. Her word versus yours.
>>709573559
Okay, lets just say hypothetically for whatever reason you admit to her she sucked your cock at a party, how would she react? Would she be pissed, never talk to you again, just get embarrassed, etc.
>>709568653
one time, i stole a pack of skittles from my dad's car, still haven't told him to this day
>>709574973
It'd probably just be really awkward between us and I'd hate that.
>>709574973
To make matters worse she was 17 at the time I was 21.
I have sucked 3 dicks but I did not enjoy them. I just kept sucking trying to find my way.
i run on my teams track team, and there is this kid that i hate with a burning passion, he is a complete waste of space and i would kill him myself if given the chance, i convinced him to do track, despite the fact that his fastest mile ever is 14 minutes, my fastest is 5:58 and i'm still only average, track has not started yet, but when it does, i will enjoy watching him crash and burn, as we run a minimum of 6 miles a day
>>709567279
>Secret/Confession thread. Come around and share what's on your mind anons.
I stalked the shit out of a hot teacher
- obscene phone calls... probably a dozen or more
- drove by her house many times
- trick or treated her house in costume
- followed her in her car
- wrote rape fantasies about her
She diddn't deserve to be stalked . . I was just super shy and couldn't talk to women except by phone. Had I a gf I wouldn't have called Mrs. X and fapped.
I was browsing omegle looking for sluts. And found a very promiscuous 14yr old. She put on her cutest panties and bra and danced for me as she was undressing as I fapped away. Then played with herself until I came.
I still grieve Kurt Cobain.
>>709575161
I'm assuming you guys are pretty close and it would ruin your relationship. Damn shame.
>>709575261
Yeah that's unfortunate. I don't think it's anything to feel guilty about though, what she doesn't know wont hurt her.
>>709574973
But you guys were there the rest of the party. Do you think that maybe she knew it was you?
Lately been taking crystal lately and having unprotected sex
Im craving for my friend's big black dick and i imagine my gf fuck him
I once bottomed for a black guy who was in the Army. It was extremely painful, he didn't use his whole dick, and I had internal scabbing for a few days.
>>709575441
>his fastest mile ever is 14 minutes
Jesus, how the hell did he even make it onto the team? I was a sprinter back in my track days, I had super shitty endurance but even I could manage a mile in about 6:30. I don't get how the hell someone that slow made it onto your team unless you got a small ass school.
>>709575641
Not possible I had a full head mask and spoke very few words.
I sucked a neo-nazi dick by mistake...
>>709575829
i'm a sprinter too, i don't do distance, i run cross country, everyone who ran cross country needs to run distance work outs, even if they do sprinting events
>>709575832
Do you regret it? Would you take it back or do you like thinking about how your own sis sucked your cock? Personally I'd be turned on.
>>709575829
as for him, there are no cuts at the beginning of the year, there are cuts half way through the season though
>>709575998
I guess there is a kick out of it. She wasn't bad either.
>>709575832
This is every brothers fantasy. You should invite her over and show her your new halloween costume. Surprise! it's the mask from that night.
>>709573559
I sucked my cousins cock in a bookstore booth, hadn't seen him is 20 years did not recognize him until he spoke, creeped me out but I still took the load
>>709576071
Yeah he's definitely wasting his time then. His own fault though for not having enough self awareness to realize how slow of a runner he is.
I'm a teacher in a 3rd world south america country...I was 25, married.. and this 15 years old virgin enters my classroom...we kind of had an immediate attraction...I'm 30 now...we have been fucking for 5 intense years in every possible way...I've tried to stop this several times but i just can't help it...sometimes i get depressed about this.
>>709568291
kitty? :0
>>709568291
Literally in the same exact boat. I'm 19, turn 20 next week, kissless virgin. You aren't alone /b/ro.
Sent a nude to a friend, she told me my dick was good looking.
>>709577526
And still a kissless virgin btw
>my sister died in my arms after being shot by her boyfriend.
>he ran off and got arrested now is in prison for life
>she called me as they were fighting and told me to come pick her up
>as I arrive the door was open
>she was on the kitchen floor blood everywhere
>barley breathing
>I called 911 while putting pressure on her wound
>she told me she loved me
>she told me that I was her best friend as she was mine
>she closed her eyes never to open them again
>I never will forget that moment
>>709571046
I don't even understand how it is that every day you've managed to say that in a different way, but this is the first time you've said those words in that order.
>touche
>>709567279
Ive asked people online for money and gottem thousands, 3k$ plus and i just used it to go on holiday and pay people back if they care, easily 50+ people lent me 20$ and couple up to 800$ though that was a lot more serious and i used it for rent
I am dating Mary Elizabeth Winstead
>>709575441
>>709576499
In high school I was fat (not heavy just out of shape) and joined the track team with a 13 minute mile time. Last place every single race for the season. Joined cross country and during my first season dropped time like crazy until I was the 2nd best on the team, 3rd in the league. Dropped two a 5 minute mile by the end of my second track season. You're going to be embarrassed if puberty helps him out too
I play around with my ex's feelings. She broke my heart and divorced me after 13 years. Now she's back and begging, and it satisfies me.
>>709578120
How's the pussy game?
>>709578420
We haven't had sex yet. We're taking it slow
I was the Resident Assistant for my university's dorm. I had keys to every single room. During winter break, only the RAs were in the dorm. On separate days I went to a few hot RAs rooms and jizzed in their lotion bottles when they weren't there. It was amazing to see them later, knowing they probably smeared it on themselves
I sniffed a few of my resident's panties but one resident I had the extreme hots for so I got her chapstick and rubbed it in some of my cum. Got to enjoy watching her rub it on her lips and smack it later on
>>709578879
You are the worst type of person.
I'm extraordinarily depressed, and I plan on killing myself when I turn 30.
>>709579047
Panty raids are as timeless as panties are. Instead of stealing them as trophies and making it obvious that it was me, I left my own kind of trophy
I seriously want to go to Thailand and smash at least 10 Thai kathoeys.
>>709574578
i dont like scat but atm is sound.
testing yah
This confession will be in Spanish, because I love my language.
Te quiero Cristina, se que nunca me querrás, pero yo a ti si, pase lo que pase
>>709579762
Muy bien. Yo también te amo, cariño.
>>709579885
Hahaha ha, ella no es mi Cristina
>>709580052
Qué lástima...
I make good money, have good friends, but im depressed as fuck, everyone thinks I'm mr. happy though. I'm 28 and I've never had a girlfriend and that reality set in a month or two ago and I just feel like a fucking loser. I work in IT and I had been chatting up this coworker for a while, thought she might be interested so I asked her out for drinks the other day, she told me she'll pass, and then later that day I overheard her tell another female coworker that "the guy from IT tried asking me out today" and they both laughed and it makes me feel like shit. What the fuck is it about my profession that makes everyone view me as a joke. I want to quit this job now because I'm fucking sick of just being 'that guy'. I'm literally no different from everyone else but I get treated like a piece of shit. Fuck life.
>>709580158
Pero es bonita, >timestamp
>>709580332
SÃ ... que no soy yo.
>>709568448
I haven't been able to get my sister-in-law drunk enough for her to bang me even with my wife's help.
>>709580407
Mas!
>>709580407
Puede, que si seas mis Cristina, te pareces
>>709569680
Where do you meet these Fleshlights?
>>709580527
>>709580548
>
>>709580641
Twitter, Snap, Facebook, WhatsApp, algo?
>>709578879
Now, see, this is exactly what I thought was going on when we left
>>709580750
IG: Alterhacker
>>709578087
Where did you ask for this money?
>>709567279
I fucked my best friend's daughter when she was under aged
>>709574017
>i like fucking girls in the ass
Kick it up a notch and fist their vag at the same time. I've done it to multiple women.
>>709574578
>I like A2M after I fuck their ass I make them blow me
My wife does it automatically, no asking required.
My 4yo neice any i would kinda feel each other up under my blanket in my room for a summer. My folks and her parents were down stairs. We would start by watching her favorite show Dora and she would sit in my lap. I woukdncover is and I'd feel up her upper thighs. She would squeeze my sick over my pants. I was 18
I exploited a security vulnerability in libstagefright on most of my classmates phones, while my high school enrolled me into a community college for courses.
>>709580296
Want the stigma of "the IT guy" gone start your own company.
>>709568152
I sit down when I piss. No matter how hard you try you can never miss the seat 100% of the time.
I slip on nanner peels
>>709580915
Tu estas escribiendo?
I have violent thoughts at work everyday. Mostly day dreams that get my heart racing. It's like I sort of feed off the anger.
I'm starting to think I need to see a professional. There's no way it's healthy.
>>709581066
You ever show her your dick?
Alter was seit ihr alle für kranke nigga
>>709581234
nicht so krank wie du
>be sitting in 11th grade geometry
>switching seats around since it's at the half point of the year
>get sat near a fat loser to my right and stick beta
>stick beta immediately tries to make "friends with me"
>what's you name mines stick nice to meet you anon *beta speak*
>throughout the next couple of weeks stick constantly made small talk with me at every chance he could get
>sometimes he would find me in the hallways and try and force me into a conversation
>finnaly stick mans up and asks me for my number
>too nice to say no so I give it to him out of pity
>he fucking started texting me nonstop
>good morning texts goodnight texts holy fuck
>begin to despise him and his fucking stupid little beta crush
>decide to reject him so hard he'll never talk to me again
>stick has a friend that's as average as they come
>Scott has known stick since they were little kids
>start flirting with Scott hardcore in front of stick ever since I 'accidentally' ran into them and sat with them during lunch
>give him my number and then just waited
>sent one word replies and ignored stick, but made sure to engage with Scott
>not sure what happened but after 2 weeks they stopped talking and sitting together
>time to go for the kill
>Scott had been trying to take me out for a while decide to finally accept
>after our little outing he took me back to his place and we went up to his room
>told him that if he sent stick pictures of it I'd suck his dick
>his 6 year friendship was worth a bj
>made sure to send 3 pics 1 of me sucking the tip, licking the shaft, and sucking his balls all with the caption of "yum"
>mfw stick never talked to me again
>mfw stick tried to fight Scott and got his ass kicked
>mfw dated Scott for 2 more years since he was a lot cooler than previously thought
>>709581193
Ella está estudiando para ser un diseñador de moda.
>>709573907
Good move. You should have told him you were a match right before he died though.
>>709581312
Ya vi en su Instagram, so, se llama Cristina, de donde es?
>>709581302
Great fanfiction. Does that get you off?
>>709581408
No. Sólo soy un fan de ella. Un ventilador muy grande.
I'm in love with a woman who is both a genius and entirely insane, literally. I've known her for nine years. She's the most emotionally pure and expressive person that I've ever met and it makes me feel safe and warm when she puts her hands on my shoulders.
I'm married to someone else.
>>709580296
Stay at your job where you make good money. Trust me on that one. You should just let it be known throughout the office that you have another date this weekend or next lined up. Be discreet about it. She'll be interested as soon as you lie about being desired by other women. Women can't hellp but be jealous of one another. Essentially just make it known that you have a lot going on. Lie if you have to.
>>709581201
Nope but she did put her legs behind her head and said "you know you want to" to me. I was diamonds but I declined. Her mother came in a minute later so I'm glad.
i kinda lost my virginity by raping someone
>>709574556
post pics
>>709581312
Es hermosa, quiero una flaquita asi!
>>709581536
Safe and warm? You little man child, grow up faggot.
>>709581718
lol misma. Ella es perfecta.
>>709581831
Me acabo de enamorar ogete
>>709577829
That really fucking sucks man, my heart goes out to you.
>>709581149
I only sit when I'm drunk or sleepy.
>>709568448
GABE!?!?!
I feel obligated to help and be there for my friends, of which the majority have depression, so intensely, that it's putting me in sort of the same state. I hate myself because others hurt and hate themselves.
I ask myself every day, "what if I could've stopped one of the people in my life from marking their bodies?"
It's pathetic. I have no obligation to these fuckers. I hate them, and I hate myself. But I continue to deal with their shit.
It's getting to me so much that the only way I can entertain myself nowadays is coming up with funny puns about depression.
"Why does life have to DRAGON like this?"
"ORANGE you gonna help me with this noose?"
"I AVACADOn't wanna live anymore."
>>709580948
I've met hundreds of people online through various games, i talk to them on voip then after a while i go say some speal how i need it for an emergency and they normally do give it to me 90% Success Rate. Its kind of become an experiment / obsession to see how much i could raise, i could probably get 100-200$ now if i tried,
also side note Im a guy
>>709582223
Eres un héroe
I'm a kick-boxing teacher that teaches mostly kids' classes. I convinced one of the 11-year-old girls that I would let her move to the advance class if she would let me take nude pictures of her in the office. She complied.
20, Not kiss less but still a virgin. I've had a gf and currently on my 2nd. I can't keep a good conversation for long without boose and I'm not even "aggressive" enough to get nudes from my own gf. On top of this I have bipolar depression and I come off as even more unlikeable. I'm afraid Im going to lose this one. What do I do?
>>709582690
Lo intento.
I got paid 5 grand vote not guilty when I was in jury duty
Dude held me at gun point took my Id handed me the cash in an evnvelope and said hed be keeping an eye on me
That was 15 years ago
>>709567279
I like wearing diapers. I'm actually wearing one right now and a chastity cage. The cage prevents me from getting hard and having an orgasm. Once I release its no longer fun.
>>709582764
Did you move her up?
>>709567279
Im not a really good person even do I try, so anyway I kicked my cousin out of this home that is rightfully mine ( but he has connections with feds ) so I called up a mob and instead of getting arrested for something I didn`t do I would probably get end up whacked.
>>709582764
Care to share the photos?
>>709583055
I did. Another teacher teaches her now.
>>709583149
I can't, I'd get banned.
>>709571082
Post em first. That way you'll win.
>>709583276
Don`t be such a bitchnigga
you can censor them
It has been 4 years since the last time I had a gf. I forgot how to kiss a girl T__T
>>709583392
You get banned even if you censor around here. I can't risk it.
>>709582909
eh he could of not given you money
>>709574664
yes
>>709583392
come on bro just censor it is just a prank, why are you been so zionist jew about this is it because of the scrolls that got stolen ?
>>709581066
>>709581581
4 years old? That has to be a typo right, I find that hard to believe any girl could be that promiscuous at four.
>>709567279
I honestly don't know if I'm gay or bi or just shit with women but after years of constant rejection I decided to take up riding dick. I tell myself I enjoy it, and I definitely do to a certain extent, but deep down it always feels like some sort of consolation prize. Like I'll let someone do whatever they want to me so long as I know they think I'm attractive.
>>709584298
Kids who've been abused sometimes wind up weirdly hypersexualized at a very early age.
>>709580493
wot
>>709573293
How's life? this looks like the direction my life is headed?
>>356098323
Yeah man it suprised the hell out of me too. I care for her a lot but inhavent seen her since then. I hope she's ok.
>>709582315
you sound like a sweet person
please don't hate yourself :]
>>709575453
I started to look for girls to do this with but couldn't find any. I had to settle with guys to get me off.
Fuck you Sophia. I'm going to rip your fucking tongue out and shove it up your aids ridden ass, you miserable fuck. All it takes is one fucking call, and they will make it look like a suicide.
>>709585881
>]
can you send me her contact, il give you my kik
>>709568653
You monster. gtfo my /b/ and never return you scumbag. People like you make me fucking sick.
>>709584152
lol wut
No one knows how I seceretly. They'd probably kill me if they found out.
>>709567279
my moms friend tried to finger me in the back of my moms fingers car
>Gf found her nudes on here.
>Proceed breakup. Dates an asshole for a few months
>They have lots of sex(according to her he was stupid so "there wasnt much else to do") she tells me some things they did
>Apologize, and finally date her again after they break up
>Find out he had a 8 inch cock
>TFW your only 5.5 inches
>TFW she tells you she sucked his cock on a highway once, but says its too dangerous to try again
>Think about him fucking her sometimes as I fuck her from the back
>Pic related
>>709567279
I'm starting to think the reason why my family doesn't bother talking to me any more, is because I'm an atheist...the only atheist in a family of Southern Baptists. *Kinda* looking forward to the day I meet up with all of them (well, most of them) again at some BBQ/cookout and the elders confront me while my cousins and other relatives guard their children from the "devil-worshiping black sheep.'
(Me)
>>709577829
I found my dad dead, was there when they pulled the plug on my grandma who raised me, and saw a 12 year old buddy folded in half and killed instantly by a big ATV. Those moments, especially finding my dad, are scarred in my memory. I relive them every day, like some sort of fucked up emotional addiction. Yet, even compared to my fucked up situations, yours seems really difficult comparatively. You're not alone though, I know how having a tragic memory scars you. Good luck in life, stay strong buddy.
I killed Jimmy Hoffa and buried his body in concrete
>>709567279
http://www.strawpoll.me/11521261
>>709589582
I'm a closeted atheist. Once my parents are no longer alive, I'll be open about it. But I don't have the heart to break their hearts.
>>709574958
U blew it
>>709579885
igual no planeaba a dormir esta noche...
>>709590403
I see. My parents generally don't care, but it's the other relatives who would lose their shit over it.
>>709574964
You actually think you can delete evidence from electronic devices? Apparently you don't watch any crime shows.
I'm voting for Gary Johnson
>>709589247
Sounds like it's time to share 'em again
>>709590403
I'm in a similar boat, but not quite. I'm still religious, but I want to go out and just fuck around and experience shit. I've grown up in an extremely religious household, and I know I would cause my parents too much pain if I was doing anything like that so I'm just waiting.
>>709568291
Im a 20 year old drop out. I have had plenty of tail in my day and all I can say is you are missing out!! :P
I wanna fuck my best friend. She's got a fugly face but her body is pretty fuckable
>>709567279
i lost my virginity naked
>>709568291
>>709577337
hey /b/ros, 18 y/o kissless virgin checking in
>be me. 12yo
>gat af and i look like it
>big bear looking dad i fantasize with comes drunk one night
>mfw i get raped by my dad
>mfw i lost my virginity to my dad.
>mfw bleed with an 8"cock
>mfw i loved it and wanted to happen again but dad havent been that drunk since im 12
I'm black, but I seriously wish I were Asian. Preferably Korean or Japanese, or even Chinese. Everyone thinks I'm just a run-of-the-mill weeaboo, but I'm on a completely different level.
>>709581509
>Un ventilador muy grande.
"ventilador" means fan like in "ceiling fan" or "electric fan"
>>709567279
im currently in love with a 13 year old girl
>>709591371
Glad to know I'm not alone in my voyage. We'll break it one day anon.
>>709591991
I was using a translator. I don't speak Spanish, but I was trying.
>>709567279
I served 7 years for molesting my daughter
>>709592359
yeah, it's good to know that I'm not the only one too.
>We'll break it one day anon.
some day anon, some day...
was addicted to cheese pizza for a year, gladly i am now over it and i do not indulge in it anymore.
>>709592703
was it worth it?
I support Israel. I am not Jewish nor have I ever been there.
When I was a freshman in high school my history teacher seduced me.
I was always an introverted kid, with no friends whatsoever and a convoluted family life. My dad run away with his mistress letting my mom and me by ourselves, my mom's family is rich so we didn't have any money problems bu she became very unstable emotionally and some times physically violent.
I hated everything at that point in my life, so I was happy when the teacher started acting friendly towards me. He found where I ate lunch by myself, behind the gym, and for a week ate with me while making small talk.
I felt very attached since he was the first fatherly figure I had since my father left. But then one day he tried to pat me in he had and, since I'm not good with physical proximity, I dodged his hand, then he stopped talking to me and hanging out. He even avoided me during lessons, I felt devastated and guilty as fuck.
After a couple of weeks he asked me after class to help him organize some of the maps and copies for the next day.
I was relieved he acknowledged me again and stayed after school hours to help at his room. It was just he and me and I was feeling very nervous so I kept my distance and avoid looking directly at him.
He started chatting casually about class stuff, dropping little compliments to me once in a while, and I started getting at ease again.
Then we somehow began talking about my personal life, my family problems and finally if I had a crush on someone.
I was too awkward about that stuff and didn't say much. He asked me if I liked him. I didn't understood what he was saying. I thought that maybe I did.
He got closer and asked again at my ear, I just shook my head, afraid to reject him, and he embraced me from behind. He pointed out that I got hard before I had even realized and started jerking me off with his hand.
(CONT)
>>709568191
What was the most expensive thing you bought her?? And what did she let you do in return for it??
>>709592948
No it wasn't because in my drunken stupor I ruined my daughter's life
I tell myself that I'm no longer in love with my ex but in reality I've tried to kill myself many times since the breakup. I don't want to live without her.
Posted pics of my girlfriend on here and imagefap multiple times and feel like a monster
>>709593381
that sounds terrible anon
but could you greentext anyway? so we can truly understand the horror of the situation?
> i have unnatural powers
> can push stuff away from me without touching them
> i get once angry and pushed a car like 5m from me
> i teleported myself a few times
> i posted the story like 3 month ago here but nobody cares
>>709576491
You're a trooper for not ruining that blowjob.
>>709592974
continue
>>709593760
we're gonna need a livestream fam
>>709575441
You fucking idiot. I never did any physical exercise my whole life and I became one of the above average runners on my team. Why would you invite someone you hate to do a thing with you? Just ignore him as much as you can and live your own life you vindictive little faggot.
>>709590974
What reason do you have for believing that a god exists?
>>709591224
She may be YOUR best friend, but you're her worst nightmare.
I have a crush on this guy. But I live no where near him, and want to fuck him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHZ_y0c8098
>>709593458
Fuck off
>>709593996
cant realy control it thats the problem, i spit blood since nearly 2 years and non doctor can say where it comes from
>>709575161
Leave the mask out one day so she can easily see it. Either it'll be awkward for a little while and she'll get over it, OR you get lots of sex right at your fingertips. She already did it, which would make her less adverse to doing it in the future. The payoff way outweighs the downside.
Halloween is coming up, its the perfect time of year to do this.
>>709574874
Nugget Worming
>>709576993
>sometimes i get depressed about this.
Then stop doing it you idiot.
>>709593458
>Be me 22 year old dad
>get home one night drunk and horny
>looking for gf for some crazy sex
>can't find her
>heart noise in hallway
>daddy I can't sleep
>shit why is she up and alone
>take her to bed
>as I tuck her in I notice how soft her skin is
>wtf am I thinking
>daddy can you stay I'm scared of the Dark
>fuck it ok
>try to come up with a bedtime story
>I keep touching her face and I slowly starting working my way down
>what am I doing?
>she doesnt say anything
>slide hand into her panties
>she looks confused and scared
>it's ok, daddy love you baby don't tell anyone
>slide off her panties and get on top
>throw my pants off
>diamond as hard as the statue of liberty
>cover her mouth w my hand
>try and line up w her pussy
>feel her wet slit
>start to push in
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ANON!?
>that voice, it's my gf
>Oh shit
>I see her standing at the door
>YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH
>life is over
>gf looks me straight in the eyes
>You forgot to walk through dinosaur
I once fucked my gf's twin at a Halloween party
>>709580296
>not stepping out into the open and making it obvious that you overheard them so they'd feel like shit
facepalm.png
>>709592974
At that point I was a mess mentally, really enjoying the intimacy and his gentle touch but also about to cry, very scared, and felling like trowing up.
He also put his hand under my shirt and fondled my nipples while kissing my ears and neck. I got in a trance like state, not thinking about anything, just feeling his hands all over my body.
He made me cum at least two times and then we heard a student knocking on the door.
I was mostly dressed so I zipped my pants and ran away from the room. I could feel my semen running on my tights on the way home an the Teachers breath over my ears.
I locked my self in my room, my mom just watched tv all day so she didn't really noticed anything, and masturbated while crying myself to sleep.
I skipped school for more than a week, but I didn't had anyone to talk to and the loneliness was starting to get to me. The only one that ever wanted to hear me, had any interest in me, was the history teacher.
I decided that I was in the wrong again from running away from him and that I probably liked him.
I managed to go to school after my long absence an arrived on a Wednesday, almost by the end of the school day. I looked for my teacher and he was at his room.
I knocked the door and opened it a little, he was smoking by the window, reading some papers.
I called his name and he went in my direction. I stuttered while trying to apologize, but he interrupted me, hugged me and said he missed me. I broke down crying then.
Since that day we made a routine of meeting on his room on after hours. It consisted mostly of me helping scanning papers, chatting about the day an he making advances on me again.
He started slow with just light caressing, building up to me showing more skin, touching him, blowjobs, and actual butt sex.
No one seemed to notice any thing, and if they did they never intervened.
(CONT)
I am new, I barely even know how 4chan works
There is a girl that I'm head over heels for and she is for me but I can't be with her because she's always so sad.
>>709594311
That makes sense....wait....no it doesn't. That's stupid and I feel dumber for reading your answer
I have a huge collection of cp
>>709593408
You just need a rebound m8. Its not true that there are millions of other fish out there, but there ARE thousands of them.
>>709580296
Dont quit your job man. Fuck that cunt. Youre aiming at the wrong targets. Keep shooting though. If you give up thats when youll lose.
>>709594472
What does it happen randomly? I believe you, Ive seen some supernatural shit in my life.Do powers run in your family?
>>709595299
>4chan works
no it doesn't
>>709567279
it's no secret anymore. i blackmailed my coworkers wife, and posted her pics here.
the secret is that i'm not even ashamed and enjoy knowing people get off to her pictures.
especially knowing that some of her friends and family read these threads.
>>709590589
God's ultimate plan is to create opposition for the sake of inspiring genuine drive, not subsidized interest for the sake of going in a direction because it's better than standing still.
>>709596473
All this so he can feel better about himself, right?
>>709570450
Same
When I was 25 I fucked three 17 year old girls. One of them was my old bosses daughter and I fucked her on his bed. I also fucked both of my first cousins both at parties when they were shit faced. One of them thought I was her boyfriend bc she was so drunk.
>>709579762
Ay una que amo tambien. Ni si quiera creo que es capaz de amar. Pero Igual, la quiero mucho.
Im a bisexual but ive never told anyone and i play football and id fuck anyone on my football team theyre so hot and i pop a boner sometimes looking wt this one guys ass and fat cock its so big i just wanna taste ittttt I have a big ass for a guy and everyone always bugs me about it but i secretly love it and on the football team theyll slap my ass and it really turns me on
I have a scat fetish, and I don't know where it came from. At this point I think it just developed into an alternate personality. It just turns on randomly, and I look for gross porn for hours, until it stops, (usually right when I cum,) and then I am disgusted by myself. Luckily, though, It hasn't gotten to the point that I eat shit.i
>>709597032
try it.
you might like it
>>709568653
Me too
I have a scat fetish, and I don't know where it came from. At this point I think it just developed into an alternate personality. It just turns on randomly, and I look for gross porn for hours, until it stops, (usually right when I cum,) and then I am disgusted by myself. Luckily, though, It hasn't gotten to the point that I eat shit.
>>709596733
No, I think Tupac said it best.
>>709597032
It'll come I eat shit and I cum so hard
>>709574958
Family guy
>>709569680
what's uhhhhh... that thing under her le- stump thing?
>>709572587
What did you do?
>>709569680
>i fuck quadruple amputees, been three already and going for the fourth one
One I'll buy. Three? Not a chance. Which ones?
i dropped my brothers kid when he was a baby and i think i gave him autism
>>709578420
No better than her acting
>>709575441
Sounds like he's trying to get in shape good for him. Also you sound like an asshole, fuck you faggot.
>>709597558
James Woods
>>709595129
After a couple of months of making a routine out of meeting on his room after class, chatting about the days, scanning some materials and then having sex, he suddenly seemed distant and aloof.
He had groomed me to moan and let my voice out while we did it, to prepared first, to swallow him and always gave me some kind of praise, affection or gifts afterwords. So even if I felt disgusting and anxious as fuck it was still better than my previous life, without any real contact with another human being and constantly wanting to kill my self.
That's why I got extremely anxious and started really putting effort for him not to loose interest in me. I let him, touch me more, film me while I masturbated and called his name, deep throat me, anything he asked. But everyday he acted more distant.
Then one day he simply dismissed me after scanning a couple of chapters.
I refused to leave and begged for him to tell me what was going on. I asked, almost crying if I did anything wrong, but he just told me to go home.
I didn't sleep and cried my eyes out that whole night. Somehow I managed to go to school the next day, with my eyes and face super swollen and red.
As I passed by my teacher through the corridor that morning he looked at my face, smirked for a bit, and whispered to me quickly to come to his room during lunch time. That day would open a whole new chapter on our "relationship".
I entered his room and he presented me with a small pink vibrator. He told me what it was, gave me some lube and asked me to try in right in there.
As his eyes examined me with interest and contempt, I tried to put the little egg like thing inside my asshole while standing with my pants down.
I did it like he told me to and, I was now embarrassed but feeling a lot better since he wasn't rejecting me, he lightly patted me on the head and told me to dress up and go to class.
I did a mention to took the vibrator out but he said to go to class with it inside me.
(CONT)
>>709581446
I actually lol'd out loud
>>709595935
>I've seen some supernatural shit
nigga you can't just say shit like that without an explanation or greentext
>>709600072
I attempted to travel through time. When I woke up the next day, I found a note that I didn't write in MY handwriting basically confirming that I had, but I don't remember anything being different and I don't think anything changed from what I've gathered talking to people. But I have this note I didn't write...
>>709600634
What did the note say?
>>709600731
Apparently I was dating a girl I never knew went to my highschool but apparently did, who lives down the street from me. Makes sense. I was also pretty worried about zombies. Makes less sense.
btw there might be a multiversal zombie war going on, not sure though.
I see the future in my dreams, too.
I'm a virgin. Had my first and only kiss at some party. I was drunk. She wasn't. I don't know where she went after that. My memory is hazy.
I've never had a girlfriend. I probably could easily have one, but among all the possible girls none of them have made me want to date them.
I think part of this is from seeing the dozens of failed relationships my brother had along with the toxic marriage of my parents.
I don't know. I would love some help here. I feel like spending %100 of my time on work and not having someone to be intimate with has drained me.
https://soundcloud.com/filypusha-10/zomboy-xxl-album-mix-unreleased ii admit im da 1 DJ invaderz iz out!!
>>709601035
Lose your virginity mato. Seriously. Doesn't have to be special, doesn't have to be with a 10, just fuck a girl
>>709573221
Fag*
>>709597032
A couple years ago I saw a clip on /gif/ of really messy ass to mouth and it awoke something in me. Every once in a while, especially if I haven't fapped in a couple weeks, I'll wake up incredible horny at like 4 in the morning, start fingering my asshole, then sucking on my fingers before repeating. The post-fap shame after doing that is the absolute worst, but in the heat of the moment it's the hottest thing in the world.
>>709576993
soo, which country? and they all; that easy?
>>709568291
same
im fat
>>709594449
be alot easier to if you green text the story...
>>709573907
Kek
>>709581682
JUSTIN!!?!
I'm fucking this crazy bi chick who is a secret lesbian fempedo. She doesn't love young dick but she showed me a whole bunch of vids of her munching underage slit. At first I was into it because she fucked hard and often. Now I'm just not really feeling it at all.. It feels like it's going to go down a bad road and get me in trouble. Don't really know what to do about it either.
I've been in a secret relationship with my aunt (mums younger sister) for the past 3 years.
We live together, she's divorced and has two school aged boys. We have seperate bedrooms but after the kids have gone to bed we sleep together. When my parents come to visit from out of the country we pretend it's just aunt and nephew kind of relationship but...
It's getting to a point where we are starting/fuck it we have fallen in love with each other and she starts to talk about leaving everyone, leave the kids with the dad and move to some country where no one will know and live out our lives together.
It's a fucked up situation... just taking each day at a time.
>>709573907
wouldn't you have to take a lombar puncure to get the marrow for him?
Those hurt like a bitch and you run the risk of the doctor being a nigger and leaving you paraplegic IIRC
My gf and I have an open relationship and recently had sex with a trans woman. I really liked fucking the tranny, more than my gf actually.
>>709567279
Ive masturbated in every Barnes and noble I've ever been in
better than tinder! plenty of horny cheating girlfriends of your city on http://smo.do/DrXpfF
>>709568040
i wish that was real
>>709604615
Newsflash! You're gay.
>>709604885
Newsflash! Bisexuals exist
>>709571942
she knew retard
>>709602896
my secret is that i dont watch SVU
>>709572587
count it as a blessing anon another chance and no one has to know
>>709567279
Last major girlfriend falsely accused me of rape when we broke up and runs her mouth whenever I start seeing someone else.
They always believe her, always leave.
My friends know her friends, or know people who know her friends, it always gets back to her somehow.
Third time this has happened and I just want her to leave me the fuck alone.
>>709567279
I'm getting married on Saturday.
>>709568573
Fair enough, but two questions please?
What and how
>>709568948
your doing gods work anon
>>709605743
any pic of the bitch?
>>709606478
None. Trying to forget she exists.
I like to go on a gay chat site and ask any older guys if they want me to cam for them. Im fat and a bottom. For some reason, older guys like it. Im 18 and i love doing this, i love knowing some old guy in his 30s or 40s is getting off to me. I love having phone sex with those guys too. Although, my biggest fantasy is being a kik group chat with people that love a chubby teen and me sending nudes in the group chat and them just busting nuts to me. Also, the anonymity of it is pretty hot too. So if you guys know of a kik group that loves fat teens, reply to me or if you guys wanna start one, invite me.
I fap exclusively to trannies/crossdressers/yaoi. I "dated" a transgirl for a short amount of time and just got drunk all the time and fucked her greasy butthole. That ended a while ago but I feel like I lost a lot of respect in the eyes of my friends. Not a day goes by without major, debilitating depression, and I'm seeking to be prescribed adderall because at least on stimulants I'll be able to push past my depression and maybe hold a job for longer than a month (which is something I've never been able to do).
I recently got a letter saying my medicare was switched to that of what a disabled person receives, and I feel like I'm never going to get anywhere in life. In fact, I'm a total burden. With my meds and SSI, the government is paying about $35,000 a year just for me to exist.
But yeah, pretty much want to die because I'm some schizo faggot.
Sometimes my wife and I roleplay that I am her well endowed father.
>>709594880
It wasn't the twin...
>>709578879
Jesus Christ you're a creep.
voted for trump
>>709567279
I have my torrent client upload speed set to 10kb/s
>>709580296
Brown it probably isn't because you're the IT guy. It's because who IT guys usually are you're probably a bit of a sperg. But don't sweat it bro, lots of needy girls out there. Try meeting someone at a coffee shop or a book store .
>>709581066
Kill yourself scum.
>>709578879
I've always wanted to jizz in my mother-in-laws lotion but Ive yet to commit to it.
Kept fucking my roommate even after she started seeing this guy. Feel like shit about it.
I asked her to date me and she said no.
it's gonna be so much worse than that, so so much worse
>>709574789
Because of the attention, bitch. You are probably pretty insecure and this is a safe way of feeling good about yourself, feeling desireable. That was my reason any way.
