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what happened on the worst day of your life? And why?
>my sister died in my arms after being shot by her boyfriend.
>he ran off and got arrested now is in prison for life
>she called me as they were fighting and told me to come pick her up
>as I arrive the door was open
>she was on the kitchen floor blood everywhere
>barley breathing
>I called 911 while putting pressure on her wound
>she told me she loved me
>she told me that I was her best friend as she was mine
>she closed her eyes never to open them again
>I never will forget that moment
It still haunts me to this day
11/15/15
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i know the feels man when i was 12 i was on vaction with my dad and this guy and his gf were on a motorcycle and he hit a brick in the road going over 45mphs the bike flipped and he jumped clear however his gf did not she crashed into the barrier and my dad and i saw and we rushed to go help her but it was too late after we called 911 she bled out in our arm while her bf just sat away from us and cried. i still have nightmares about her face looking at me and sometimes it flips to those of people i love. it was a really bad time and im sorry to hear about your sister thats terrible man.
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I lost my 1 TB hard disk of nudes that made me cry like a bitch
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>>709565487

Pics or it didn't happen.
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Today, my wife told me she does not want to be with me anymore.
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>>709566360
lucky
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>>709565487
I know it may seem a cruel sentiment but at least you got to share those last moments with her. In the grand scheme we all die one day and often we will die alone. It should be comforting to her and yourself that you could be there for her.
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I saw my father run over my best friend head by accident when i was 8
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>>709566360
Fuck it now you can fuck bitches get amd get money with out a huge anchor holding you back
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>>709565487
that's a nice looking burrito. what did u get on it?
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>>709566360
Gf broke up with me today. But you beat me by far anon im sorry to hear
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>>709566528
In ways, absolutely. The heartache that I have now is worse than the heartache of losing a close friend years back to prescription painkillers.
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>>709566837
Every meat doubled , rice, corn, lettuce
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Two people I love found out I love the other one too.

Both don't want to see me anymore.
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>>709566974
Ouch, anon.
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>>709566360
Do you not know what "worst" means?
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>>709565487

one day I posted on /b/ and nobody replied.
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>>709565487
Fucking Cunts at 5 Guys forgot to put mayo on my burger. I drive home, like 5 miles away. No mayo in fridge.

I wept buckets. Makes me tear up even now, thinking about it.
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>>709567135
Them feels
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>>709566974
holy shit
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>>709565487
You still have a nice turkey dinner at Thanksgiving that year?
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The one time I found a dragonite and it ran from me.
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>>709566072
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Well the feels hit the fuck out of me. Gf broke up with me. Night /b/ros. Have a good one
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>>709566974
Ok Gordon,sure.
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>>709565487
I know how you feel. I remember when my mom texted me that my sister was dead, it pissed me off.
Fucking little bitch gets away with everything, so by being dead she didn't have to report to prison the next day.
It got me out of a day of work though so that was pretty cool.
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I went on a date, and had to stop mid sex because i had extreme diarrheah. Literally 100psi shit blasting from my sphincter. She didnt text me back after that.
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>>709565487
I bought 3 packets of Pokemon cards and didn't get any holographics
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>>709567403
Noooo o,
Explain why
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>>709567148
so fuckin sad, this is a real tragedy. this man went through real hardship while OP is up there boo-hooing with some bullshit sob story
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The worst day of my life happened in Afghanistan but I can't talk about it
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>>709567274
Ooooo
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>>709567148
Their burgers are gross as fuck.
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>be me
>be in love with the sweetest 7/10
>love everything about her and she feels the same way
>we make out
>shit was cash
>it was time for her to go
>i pleaded
>she was buried alive in 1945 with just her sister at her side
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>>709567535
Pussy do tell
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>>709567421
Can you believe that bitches get all mad when you accidentally shit all over them during sex??

Like, we didn't PLAN to do that, it just fucking happened.

Daymn...
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>>709567148
Fuuuuu can't top that.
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>>709567535
Now I'm interested
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I don't know why i'm telling you this but...
>fuck u i don't want tell my business to some random stranger on the interwebs
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> I entered /b
> OP was a fag
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>>709567535
You had to leave your little brothers behind?

Or was it the goats behind?
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I use to live in a really bad area. When i was 16 i went to a house party and got pretty drunk. Thought it would be a good idea to take the long way home and walked through a park. 3 guys in masks ran up to me with guns and knives. They told me to give them everything i have or theyll kill me. I gave them my wallet which didnt have anything in it. One guy punched me and another stabbed my shoulder and cut my left arm after i tried to protect my face.They started running away and left me bleeding. The guy with the gun looked back at me and shot 5 rounds 1 striking me in my hip. I was yelling help and thought i was going to die. I crawled maybe 50 yards yelling for help until someone with there dog found me. Now i have ptsd and every time i hear a gun shot i react by jumping straight to thw ground. Even fireworks make me just fall right to the floor. I now drown my memories with alcohol and xanax
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>>709567699
Fuck your dubs then, the doctor is in.
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>>709567421
i woulda let you unload on my chest. fuck that cunt bro.
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>>709567636
Nah, nothing got on her. My stomach made hans zimmer noises and i pulled out and ran to the toilet.
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>>709565487
I had to cut my bro down
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>>709567814
Deep
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>>709565487
>worst day of your life
When my 8 months old daughter had USG and doctor told me that she had stroke.
She's almost fine now but her left hand is disabled and she's got problems with balancing her body while walking (she's 3 years old). Mentally she's ok. We are doing literally everything we can do to help her.
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>>709565487
Sounds like a load of crap anon. nice try. you should write b movies.
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>>709567853
Nah that shit was liquid acid like xeno blood. Id only take a solid dump on you anon.
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>>709566360
Welcome to Earth, move the fuck on bro.
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>>709567960
So which /b/ list actors would star in this movie?
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saw that my ex gf posted like 7 posts about how people are shitty and unloyal after i broke up with her for cheating on me , read the comments of her firends and family saying how they feel sorry for her and how her ex (me) didn't diserve her , its not the worst but man it really made me lose some of my faith in everything , how can people be such denying shitholes like come on sis take the blame once
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>>709565487
I got married.......
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>>709567948
Stay strong for her. If anything every happen to my daughter I would be devastated. Keep being a good parent bruh
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>>709565487
can't think of anything particularly bad
guess the worst I can think of right now is my gf leaving me a month ago
still don't understand why, and when I try to talk to her she's more distant than ever
I still fucking see her every day, fucking kill me
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>>709567948
Wtf is USG?
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>>709567814
Damn bro. Im sorry to hear that.
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>>709566360
WHOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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>>709566974
Your parents?
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>12th birthday
>super happy
>tell friends
>they attempt to shove a ruler up my ass then tell me to kill myself
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>>709568128
>exgf
>come on sis
what?
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>>709568310
ultrasonography
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>>709566360
If you still love her, that's pretty bad. But if you don't, cheers mate, you got yourself rid of a problem
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>>709565487
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
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>>709568388
You've got some good friends right there
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So many terrible things have happened to me that no one single day has been the worst. I guess we can just say that the day I was born was the worst day of my life.
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>>709565487
I killed myself.

Why? Because I died.
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>>709565487
did you fuck her
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>>709567274
Fuck you, that was bullshit.
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I have a couple that could be posted but i'll just pick the shorter one.

My brothers 5 years older than me and a while back he was addicted to everything under the sun. Primarily alcohol and benzos.

For reasons i won't go into it was just him and I living in a house together. One day he was out of money and knew i had just gotten paid for some odd jobs.

Long story short he attacked me and robbed me for 60$ at knife point.

Still got some issues from it. Still hate that cunt for it.
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Please note that some little boy with no experience of life will be posting again. If you had not even visited once in a lifetime so-called. Down through the break, it would be something like empathy. That kind of service fucking mama's little boys, which is the worst experience ku chick left.
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>>709568397
i think he meant com on sis like "come on bro" which is worse of u keep thinking texasly
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>>709567814
Im assuming they were black? This is why blacks should be put in jail. Anyone who identifies as a gang member should be killed on sight
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>>709567602
Dunno if trolling or the most legendary Guy here
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>>709568440
I absolutely do, but we really do want different things from life. I take solace in that, at least.
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>>709568128
Dude, no offense, but I told her the same thing about you as I was reaming her asshole later that night...
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>>709567135
Today is not that day anon
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>>709568702
Sorry my man, for how long have you been married?
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>>709568625
thinking texasly
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>>709568575
Aw, c'mon. Aunt Belle's sausage stuffing makes everything better - don't deny it.
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>>709567602
I heard she was buried with her sister by her side.
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>>709569083
3 years, have a 1 year old daughter too. I thought everything was good until a few months ago and she finally stopped leading me on today.
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>>709568490
That's rough, I hope you're doing better now.
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>>709567814
How old are you now? You shouldnt take pills and drink. You seem like you might need some psychological help after that.
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>halfway through second year of teaching english in minami sanriku
>2011, earthquake, sirens go off shortly after
>not in a hurry b/c earthquakes happen all the time, never tsunami comes
>walk up side of the hill as hear strange noise
>water is coming fast, heart stops
>watch people disappear, come back down a little to help a couple slower ppl up the tiny wall to the hill
>saw others coming, turn back to help, too late
>stand around with others in total shock, watching roaring water make a town vanish, hear faint screams in the beginning, then just sound of violent water
>spend next week stumbling around looking for people to help
>stench and sites become too much, see a student, barely, who didn't make it
>leave to friends in tokyo, almost never return, because almost everyone i knew is dead

nightmares about every 2 weeks still.
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>>709569300
What does she want in life and in what way does it differ with what you want?
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>>709569444
Trips of truth
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>>709568128
Kill her
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>>709569300
If that helps, you are still in the "Golden age" of marriage, probably five more years and you would probably want to kill her or yourself. But why is she leaving?
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A few years ago i was up to my bee's in bawls
I couldn't get enough, every where i went i had them in my bee's.
Me be Bawls
Beez Bawls
Beball
Baseketball
Basket Bawls
Suck My balls
#MakeHillaryAmericanAgain
#StumpingTheTrump
#ForTheVeGetarians
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>>709565487
>>709566360
todays my birthday
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>>709569874
Happy b day anon
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>>709565487
>she closed her eyes never to open them again
Eyes don't close when you die, op is a lying fagot like always
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>>709567421
>100psi shit blasting from my sphincter
Maximum kek
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> 9/11
> dad call me from work
> dad tell me to turn on the tv
> i turn on the tv
> see that a plane crashed on the wtc
> dad tell me to listen to him and be strong
> there is a second plane coming closer to the tower, i'll die today, take care of your mother for me
> remember my last words
> ALLAHU ACKBAR
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>>709569874
Happy birthday you fucking faggot
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>>709567814
Did they ever find the people?
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>>709569993
They do when you crush their head in a vise.

Can't tell you how I know that....
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>>709569874
happy brithday kid
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>>709569993

It is possible to "just go to sleep" then die, especially if bleeding out...

don't be an ass, even if OP was lying.. we can just make it a feels thread.

KYS
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My girlfriend/fiancee was my whole world. I wanted to spend the rest of my life with that woman.
Died.
Of lung cancer.
She never smoked a single cigarette in her life.
I rolled into alkohol and drugs for a whole year.
One Day I woke up hangover like every single day of last year.
Said to myself "enough dude" .
Threw away half a bottle of vodka and three grams of speed.
Got a job.
Nów working hard and people appreciate that.
Used to be a laboratory technician. Diplomas, universities and so on. I can clone DNA event.At if you wake me up from a pissed drunk sleep.
Now I work in a car parts factory putting pieces of metal into a machine and pressing a button like a monkey.
Learning about industrial robot programminng.
Moving forward.
Day was 29 of april 2013.
Now they hired girls on my shift.
I see sunlight again.
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>>709569444
sounds terrible, hope you get better man
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>>709569421
23 now. I had a psychologist but Id rather just take pills and drink. Talking in depth about it just maked it worse.
>>709570125
I think so. Our police here are really slow and they never really talked to me outide the hospital and never contacted me. They mightve told my parents and hid it from me. I dont really talk about it that much honestly and my parents know and understand.
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>>709567602
>and only weeks before the guns
>all came and rained on everyone
now she's a little boy in spain playing pianos filled with flames
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>>709565487
Pic related?
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>>709565487
>be 26
>get call from back home a couple states away
>dad had something happen to him and he is in some sort of coma
>buy a plane ticket and fly home (spendy as fuck that bereavement don't work until they are dead if at all)
>arrive home then go to hospital
>see dad in hospital bed with huge surgery incision in head
>know he is fucked - brain anuerysm it turns out
>his brain pan filled with blood and that is what kills you from those
> he managed to pull the semi he was driving over and tried to call 911
> dad always made sure others were safe on road
>keep him on life support for 2 days while people are flown in for surgery to get his organs
>surprised his organs are so wanted due to him being 56 yo trucker
> pull plug and watch for several minutes while he dies

Part of his eyes were used for a lady to restore her vision after she had gone blind due to pregnancy (not kidding). Because of my dad she was able to see her kid for first time.
Miss you pops.
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>>709570953
Sit hurts before it gets better. You might want to talk to the psychologist again.
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>>709565487
the day that a clown raped my mother, and killed my father in front of me, and then forced me to watch him juggle fish for 2 hours straight with a terrible clown laugh constantly taunting me...

I will never be able to go to the circus again....
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Not talking to that cute girl who kept trying to talk to me when I was out exercising. I saw her almost every time I went for months, then she never came again. I continued taking that route for 4 more years until I moved to the country I live in now. I never saw her, and I asked my family and friends who ran that route when I wasn't there and after I had moved if she ever showed up again, they still haven't seen her.

Why must I be such a faggot
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>>709571169
F
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>>709569575
She wants another kid, isn't really sexual like me, etcetera. It really is for the best.
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>>709566360
gratz, oh how much i regret getting married...
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I lost my twin boys at birth. I got to experience the most joy and the most pain all at once. I saw there beautiful faces, and hands and feet. I finally got to see them after feeling them move and kick, heard there cries.. And then after 8 minutes.. Nothing.
This was last year and it's still hard for me and my wife.
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I was going to fap to your misery but the feels is too strong.
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>>709566360
If only I could be so lucky.
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>>709566360
Your name Zach?
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>>709567814
What hurts more getting shot or stabbed?
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>>709571632
Yes.
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>>709571640
Fuck you dude
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>>709570953
Fuck man sorry to hear life can be so crazy for just a few minutes and affect every minute after.

>fail math test this morning
> couldn't remember how to get complex roots of 1
> rest of the problem fucked because of that
> go on 4chan
> read some of these posts
>maybe failing a math test isn't that big of deal
>>709571566
They were born with some fatal thing I assume? Being someone who saw a parent die, I couldn't imagine losing a child. Gotta be what I felt times 1000
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>>709571566
Twin here, dunno why your post made me feel, but it did. Sorry man
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>>709569979
>>709570117
>>709570237
thanks guys :)
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>>709571169
Had to watch my father die in a similar way. God speed anon.
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>>709571821
Oh shit
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>>709571912
My wife had an incompadaent cervix, they were born 2 days shy of being submitted into NICU
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Today knowing your pain is kevin hart dark short and funny
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>>709572317
Please share.

For me the toughest part seven years later is that I didn't get to say goodbye or anything. We had talked on the phone a couple days earlier and just bullshitted about christmas being over yada yada.

I would give almost anything just to talk to him for 30 seconds.
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Back when I was 9 years old I used to play gold with my mate. After amazing day of gold we grabbed our bikes and started to head off to the pick up point, where my friend's grandpa would pick us up. Riding along the road we see a guy driving motorbike towards us, suddenly he is thrown over the bike. Stunned and shocked for a second we just stare at him as he lays on the ground. We cycle to him and he tells us he is ok, but just can't move. My friend is calling his grandpa at this moment and I'm just kind off talking to the guy asking where it hurts and all that, shit I had no clue what to do and didn't even dare to touch him because I was afraid he'd get hurt. He asked me to take his helmet off, I did what he asked and his head split open. It's been 14 years now and I still insist on walking everywhere or using public transportation.
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>>709572540
golf
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i met you, OP, and thought you were a fag.
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>>709572593
Everytime
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>>709572045
Thanks man. Sometimes it's hard because as men we are supposed to be able to handle anything. My wife was the center of attention after it, which I don't mind because obviously it's a different level of involvement for her. But I definitely spent a lot of time being strong in public and being weak alone.
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>>709572540
now THATS fucked up
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>>709565487
Sorry bro. At least you know you gave her comfort and love in her final moments. That's big.
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>>709570204
>edge
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>>709566122
Since it was probably full of young boys, don't worry. The FBI has it, and soon you will be Bubba's bitch.
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>>709570204

Edgelord 2.0
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>>709567814
This is your own fault. No one told you to go drinking. No one told you to take the lobg way home. Your a pussy for havong ptsd after being shot in your hip
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>>709568370
No. Two girls. They met and figured it out in under an hour, confronted me together
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>>709565487
when i came home from school one day 8 y/o. mom sitting in the living room. tells me dad died. feelsbadman
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>>709572540

Man he really must have had a splitting headache after that.
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>>709572510
I would too. Here's the story.
>Father gets diagnosed with cancer
>stage 4 kidney cancer
>first 10 moths he's great
>chemo doesn't even effect him
>get a call
>dad taken to hospital
>ohfuck.jpg
>get to hospital
>dad is in extreme pain
>find out 48 year old dad got a broken hip
>cancer ate through his hip
>pain meds won't help
>stays in hospital
>thankfully have a job I don't have to be at
>stay with him in the hospital everyday
>gets surgery on hip
>takes most of the pain away
>goes to rehab wing of hospital
>thought things were going good
>his breathing starts to get labored
>Doctors finally tell us there is nothing that can be done.
>hospice comes in
He dies two days later, right after Christmas. I atleast was able to talk to him while he was lucid. I said everything I wanted to him. He was a pretty cool dude and I miss him terribly. The worst part was I just kept pestering the hospice nurse to keep giving him morphene until he finally died. I knew he didn't want to lay there hooked to a machine. It was the worst thing I have ever went through.

Like I said though, I'm lucky because I did truly have a chance to say goodbye. He was just so young to go out that way.
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>>709567783
That's seriously fucked up. You'll pay for that stupid comment.
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>>709573504
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>>709573504
Your a fucked up person.
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>>709567948
Wishing you all the best! Little kids don't deserve these kinds of challenges. I hope everything works out for you.
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>>709568157
Sorry. I'll take a shot of Jack for you.
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My dad passed away from cancer this year. Saw him in his final moment, he squeezed my hand and I held it. His breathing became slower and slower. I told him I loved him. Then at one point he stopped breathing. He was in his 60s. Cancer sucks.
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>>709567814
get a conceal carry and take the power back anon.
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>>709567749
the feels
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>>709567200
Them dubs
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One time I got off the school bus, ready to play some vidya games. I start walking the 20 feet to my driveway and down the road a bit I see my dog start running to me from the other side. Truck hits him, I run over, he dies in front of me and I have to carry his corpse to my house. It sucked. Was best dog ever, RIP.
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>>709565487
i've had single bad days, but i'm feeling these days right now are my lowest ever as control over my life is going down below zero
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I shit my pants in grade school. Was made fun of for a long time all the way thru high school. Went to a very small school
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>>709574102
I know the feeling bro. My mom is fighting cancer, and the radiation treatment makes her sick. Shes in the hospital, and just wants me to go back to college. Just signed up for comp sci, and feel better.
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>>709569444
I just got a single subject teaching credential (in CA) and will have a Master's in another month. How good is the teaching life in Japan? I may need a backup plan if the wrong President gets elected. Sorry about what happened, by the way...
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>>709571169
i love you anon.

expect nothing less
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Jesus, I have nothing to 1up THAT.
Worst I've got is probably staring into my cat's eyes as she died from a heart attack when I was a child.
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>>709568128
She was speaking in cliche's this is what women do. Nothing is ever their fault. most women have the emotional maturity of a 13 year old.
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>>709574128

Yeah because all we need is another George Zimmerman roaming the fucking streets. Arming scared, mentally scarred individuals with a gun is a great idea!
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>>709573653
Boy anon this has got me in the feels but I needed it. In some ways I am glad my didn't didn't really suffer (docs said he probably had a headache then got blurry vision then passed out never to reawaken)

My stepdad died from throat cancer at 44 from smoking so I can relate to the cancer/hospice/suffering part though. Took him a couple years to die too.

>>709574102
another DeadDadBro here.


My real fear now is when my mom dies. FFFUUUUCCCKKKK is that one gonna suck. She is 61 and has had a couple health incidents the last few years. Still drinks a 12 pack of Coors light a day though.

>>709574739
McCoy was right in Star Trek 4. Chemo is fucking medieval shit anon.

>>709574825
thx. Good to connect with ok people on this asian knitting forum and share.
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>>709574997
youre the same autist telling him its his fault for getting shot faggot.
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>>709565487
>Be me 21
>decide go to buy some mexican tacos
>save some for tomorrow
>decide to eat them the day after
>microwave them
Still having nightmares to this day
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>>709573993
Thank you!
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>>709565487
>I lost my 1 TB hard disk of nudes that made me cry like a bitch
Gg OP
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>>709566774
lol
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>>709565487
this little slut didn't show me her tits before school
sextoyget.com/sexylittlehoe.html
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>>709575101

lol that's what you took from what I said? Of course it isn't his fault, all I'm saying if we start giving jumpy scared faggots guns and let em loose someone else is likely to get shot.
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Toss up. I was 17 and my parents went on their first overnight trip without me. My dad died.

It was 5 21 11 I woke up and my world had changed. I'd had a stroke. Still suffer from its effect to this day.
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>>709565487
I want to fucking die
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>>709575513
How many dumb mufuckas have you phished with this link today brother? I'm honestly curious.
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>>709568101
Get out.
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6 years ago, I woke up to find my beloved dog dead in the living room. Had her by my side for almost 12 years, since she was a puppy. She was a long-haired chihuahua who loved to eat shredded chicken and enjoyed running around outside. She had been diagnosed as having a heart defect, so I am sure her heart just stopped. Horrible day all around. Had her cremated, and I still have her ashes in a cedar box on my shelf. Still miss her to this day. By the way, to any of you animal abusers - fuck you. I hope you all die in fiery car crashes.
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>>709574997
Zimmerman did the world a service by euthanizing a degenerate non-contributing cancer to society, a drug user and wanna-be gangbanger who statistically wouldve spent an average of 8-20 years in federal prison anyway, and had several children with multiple women who he runs out on and who then leech off of social welfare and repeat this cycle.

We need as many Zimmermans as we can possibly get.
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>>709566774
Uh greentext? Or more details?
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I was having a fun day at a theme park on a boat ride when our boat hit another boat ahead of us. I some how got thrown to the side but my mom got trapped and was shredded torso up by a conveyor belt.
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>>709574972
amen bortha
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>>709575780
We had to put down our family dog of 12 years this summer. Just too old and he knew it was time because his behavior was way different overnight.

He just loved being our dog. Miss you bud
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>>709568625
>thinking texasly
kek
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>>709570110
Fuck you
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>>709565487
BREXIT referendum 23 June
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>>709570110
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>Be 12
>Mom says it's time for dinner
>Yay
>"What's for dinner mommy?"
>"Chicken Tendies you've been a very good boy
>Hell yeah Chicken fucking Tendies
>Sit down and get served Chicken Tendies
>Mm tender
>All of a sudden retarded brother comes
>He's only wearing a shirt and his retarded progeria looking nutsack is dangling and free
>"Georgio! Put on your pants!"
>Mom will regret saying that
>Tard rage
>"REEEEE" brother Georgio slams his fists on the table and snaps it in half, he's numb in half of his body
>Chicken Tendies scatter all over the floor
>"My tendies!!"
>Georgio doesn't care about my tendies, he runs over them and sharges at mommy head first
>Mom goes flying out the window
>"URGHHHH"
>Georgio stops for a moment
>He unleashes a huge shit, earth shattering
>It drips down on his ballsack and plops to the floor
>All over my tendies
>He turns and looks at me
>ohshit.jpg
>Run
>Run as fast as I can upstairs
>Hear tard crashing behind me
>Go into my dads room and shut the door
>I know that will only buy me little time
>Open drawer and pull out gun
>Tardo bursts in easily
>Shoot
>"AURTRRGHHH"
>He flops on the floor, dead
>MFW that's what you get for fucking with my Chicken Tendies
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>>709571169
Good man, your pops. He did it right.
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>>709575896
so edgy xD
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57fe98922ec15
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>>709566774
Kek almost got hit by my friends drunk ass dad
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>>709575896

I can actually hear the cuck in your tone.
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>>709565487
>barley breathing
Did she also breathe flax seeds?
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>>709575046

Mine didn't suffer that much either. He also had no death rattle. In a way he left peacefully.

I have hope that when I get old cancer will be easily treatable. I think in 30-40 years it'll be not be as serious. Cancer is a slow death. Saw my dad, a man full of life, an academic, slowly become weaker and weaker from chemo and the cancer progressing until he was not more. I do not wish cancer to my worst enemies.
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>>709575046
You're not alone deaddadbro
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On the worst day, like every day, I woke up before he did to clean. Both cats refused to use their litter boxes. The carpet at the bottom of the stairs is rancid, completely saturated with cat urine. No amount of cleaning will remove the smell and residue. Under it, the floor is beginning to rot. No one has any ideas as to what to do about this.

On the worst day, the younger cat had left a massive puddle of urine in front of his father's door. She'd taken to peeing there recently, and the tile was beginning to peel. In the bedroom, I could hear him getting out of bed, and I panicked. I rushed into the laundry room and grabbed a roll of paper towels. Frantically, I pressed wad after wad into the urine, sopping it up. I stood up to throw out the used towels and he grabbed the back of my neck hard enough to stun me. He dropped me to my knees and held my face inches from the remaining urine. He screamed into my ear and I grinned down into the puddle, eyes closed, and nodded. I agreed and agreed and there was hitting, shoving, a slap,and eventually it was enough, so he let me go and shut himself in the bathroom with a slam.

I stood up and an awful, hot pain exploded in my side. I dropped and clutched myself. This was it. It had to be. The ulcer that was finally going to kill me. I waited to see if it would get worse, but it faded. I waited and waited for it to come back, stretching and poking, but then the toilet flushed and I had to sprint downstairs to find his keys so he could take me to work. I didn't die. Someone won the largest Powerball jackpot that night. I thought about it when he threw me on the floor and tried to gouge my eyes out with his thumbs. He choked me instead, kicked me in the ribs. The pain flared and left. He stormed upstairs and left me there to wait and wait and wait for that pain.

As it turned out, I was three weeks pregnant on the worst day of my life. I didn't know it then, but it was almost over. It was almost done.
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>>709572855
You're man enough to cry. As a man, I admire that. I wish you well.
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My fiance left me on my 25th birthday.
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The day my mother died, it changed me, probably bad karma from fucking 12 girls in 8 months.
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>>709565487
Pic related or no Op
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>>709575780
>>709576134
Hopefully my dog will die of natural causes, he's 13 and mostly rests all day now and he's absolutely terrified of the vet due to puphood trauma. Really don't want him to spend his last moment in fear, would be nice if he just fell asleep on his favorite pillow and never woke up again.
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>>709574518
Omg anon. That truly sucks.
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>>709576923
This. After watching my dad go through what he did to spend his last 2 months on this earth in a fucking hospital was the worst.

I almost wish he was hit by a train, he wouldn't have suffered but I would have never had a chance to say goodbye, so I guess you take the good with the bad.
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>>709567783
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>709576923

And I'll never forget that seconds before he passed away a tear came out of his left eye. Reminded me of the Blade runner death scene (what a great fucking scene) which he so beautifully explained to me when we watched it together years and years ago.
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>>709575896
I actually hope a freight train cuts you in half tonight. That'd be alright.
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>>709566774
>thinking Texasly
Texan here. still fucking funny.
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>>709570738

This got to me. I don't know what I'd do if I lost my woman. She is my rock. 20 years older than me, though, so I worry about it a lot.

Glad you're doing better. Life can be a really strange bitch sometimes.
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Came home on a summer day from grocery shopping with my family and my 7 year old black lab who was literally my best bud was excitedly jumping in and out of the car. I grabbed the groceries and went inside, my dad stayed to throw some trash in the car away. Hours later I went to feed him and he was nowhere to be around, my dad found him in the car dead from overheating. He didn't make sure my dog got out befor he closed the door. 4 years later and I still miss him and haven't forgiven my dad. Still miss you Bernie
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My worst day was actually the best day in my life, because at the end of the day I still didn't sleep with a smile on my face because I realized nothing in life makes me happy
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>>709568310
U Should Google
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>>709577390
golden retreiver puppies please
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>>709577450
Sounds like you should've made sure your own dogo you care so much about got out of the car

And who parks their car in direct sunlight
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>>709576974
Thanks anon, it's nice to hear.
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>>709565487
Nigger detected.
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>>709577185
I hope that happens. (OP from chihuahua story here) when my dog died, she had nudged my arm to let me know she wanted to get out of my bedroom. I was groggy, and I kind of shoved her toward the door as I opened it. Found her dead less than 2 hours later, and will never forgive myself. Looking back, she felt something was wrong, and was trying to tell me. I let her die alone. F***ing kills me.
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>>709577569
Since it's spooky season...
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>>709566974
lol let's hear the story /b/ro. shit like that always comes crashing down on you, no matter how hard you try
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>>709575780
Can somewhat relate. Grew up with my dog from when i was 3 or so and moved countries a few times so my dog was my best friend when i was a kid. Had to put him down after nearly 16 years... sucked so bad
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>>709577831
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>>709577369
Awesome memory. That is a peaceful image, and a true gift.
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>>709567490
Get a scale broh, you can scale holos coz they're heavier.
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>>709565487
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it.
So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
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>>709577450
It was an accident. Forgive your dad. I'm sure he feels like shit. You can't second-guess it or blame each other. It was just a terrible accident. RIP doggo
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>>709577838
A lot of animals go off to die alone. Probably did it to spare you.

At least that is a happy way of looking at it. Wish you the best anon.
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>>709567602
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>>709575896
We need as many self-important, flagrantly racist, itchy trigger fingers as possible, looking for any reason to shoot someone? You're why we can't have nice things.
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>>709578060
When do you plan to change that?
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>>709568370

My fucking sides
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>>709568476
Boo hoo
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>>709577838
Well that suck. Dogs usually go away to die alone though so that was probably what it was doing
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>>709577616
It's called a driveway dumb fuck. My dog roamed our gated yard and hangs out wherever he wants and with whom ever he wanted too. I had to put away the groceries so I thought he was just sleeping in another room.
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>>709578032
are you fucking serious?
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>>709578003
Delete that image, it's beyond shit tier embarrassing. Nearly worse than Facebook. P.S. That's a soft core animal cruelty video as it's a clean, swift death and it will be used for eating. Feel when no PC drive.
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When I lost my virginity, the girl started her period as I was fucking her. Afterwards I asked if she could just blow me off so I wouldn't have blueballs, and she had an asthma attack.
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>>709571640
>>709571886
seems like a legit question to me, shit I wonder the same thing.

If all you wanted were sympathy replies you're in the wrong place
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>>709578366
Thanks, anon. I cried and held her while saying I'm sorry. I also felt like I could have done more to help her heart condition, but I have to be grateful for the time she was with me.
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>>709565487
My stove burnt out all it's elements at once. fml i may as well end it all.
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>>709578060
>be me
>been dreaming about accounting
>I like to organize and do money
>fuckit.jpeg
Now after reading this, I fear for staying in an office for so long that I won't ever feel a single ray of sunlight on me.
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>>709576077
Holy mother of Jesus
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>>709566360
>64% of marriages end in divorce
>80% of all divorces are initiated by the woman
>90% of all women win custody and alimony
>it'll never happen to me!

lmao @ your life
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>>709577870
here's to the anon's who lost their good dogs
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>>709576077
In Australia?
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>>709576887
11/10

ad a giggle thx m8
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>>709578597
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>>709566360
>>709571632
>>709571821
>>709572346
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A gal rejected me
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>>709578894
There's finally peace
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>>709566360
You'll be better for it. My ex wife is a total piece of shit. Walked out when my son was 18 months old because "she just didn't want to be married anymore."

Son is 14 now and we're way better off without her.
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>>709578488
You're right. I have tried to accept it now. Still miss that tiny pooch, though.
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In the 7th grade, i met the most beautiful, vibrant, brilliant girl I've ever encountered. She was perfect in my eyes, we weren't together officially, but I was in love. I woke up one morning, turned on the news as usual. It said something about a local teen dying in a car crash but didn't give out a name. Each morning, before class, I would spend talking to her. She wasn't there that day, so I assumed she was sick. My teacher told us to be quiet and listen. He told the class that she had passed away last night, a drunk drive hit her car while she was sleeping in the back on her way home. She died instantly. I couldn't believe it at first, it felt like someone ripped my heart out of my chest. I cried so hard for so long that I couldn't speak and I passed out due to exhaustion. I've never had a girlfriend, she was the closest I've gotten, that was 11 years ago. Ever since then, my life has gradually gone downhill. Now, I live with my father, in his basement. I'm strung out on painkillers, I don't leave my house, I have no friends and. Barely speak anymore. Everyone but my father has either died or abandoned me.
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>>709578642
Well... that was awkward
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>>709571566
Fuck that's sad as fuck faggot. This is only time I have felt sympathy on this board. I have 4 kids and cannot understand your pain. Godspeed anon...
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>>709578948
Newshit images xDDD
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>>709565487
when my grandpa(not blood related but the nicest guy you will ever meet an my dad known him since he was little) died and my mom "forgot to tell me" his funeral was that week and didnt find out until she told me 2 fucking weeks later, missed the last moment of the greatest guy ive ever met last moment on earth, i still fucking hate her for that
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>>709573765
no he won't you fucking faggot, this is /b/ don't be so shocked that your tragedy is another anon's comedy
same goes for
>>709573932
>>709575101
>>709575746
>>709576314
and probably a bunch more booty bothered normies
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>>709579181
>I cried so hard for so long that I couldn't speak and I passed out due to exhaustion.
Damn.. you really did cry like a little bitch. Almost felt sorry for you until that bit.

Yeah, you should definitely off yourself.
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>>709578504
>being a young boy, I get dog from a happy family who's
>chocolate lab had puppies
>go to house to see the litter
>pups only few weeks old
>about 15 or so
>only one that comes up to me wagging it's tale
>is a choco little girl pup
>picked her up and got her on the spot
>named her cocoa
>did everything together, she followed me everywhere
>nicest dog to anyone, didn't even bark
Only chased animals and killed their asses
>even killed a baby doe, chased it down and killed it.
>doggo is the best, my best friend
>when I'm sad doggo is there
>feel as if my cocoa was the only person that undershood me
>even though she wasn't a person but a doggo
>years pass as cocoa gains age she is 12
>you can tell she is running not as fast as she once did
>didn't play as much
>but was always nice and comforting
>cuddles all that jaZZ
>then she turned 16
>coughing all the time from water in her lungs
>if we get surgery she will most likely die as she is old
>one night cocoa isn't doing so good
>my mom calls and says we have to put her down
>asks if I wish to come say my good byes as they put her to sleep
>I couldn't do it , I couldn't go and see her this way
>my phone had a reset and deleted her pictures
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The day I got married, I walked in on my wife having sex with my best friend.
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>>709579181
Bro, that is a painful story. You love her, and it's so unfair that she was taken like that. But please, please go see a counselor and share your pain. You can heal, and bring meaning and purpose to the rest of your life. What if somebody loves you exactly the way you loved her? Think about it. Peace, bro.
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>>709579544
Actually, maybe you should, you fucking lowlife piece of fuck!
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>>709579610
tl;dr

Dog died, cried like a bitch.

The end.
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>>709565487
im so sorry anon.

the worst that has happened to me was a group of robbers impersonating cops kidnapped my dad and raided my house, but no one got hurt and my dad was fine.
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>>709577500
top kek
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>>709579544
Dat edge
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>>709578563
Get one of those science scales that can detect like very small differences.
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>>709579368
oldfag here, kill yourself
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>>709579895
>Too lazy to read a post
>being this fat
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>>709568599
no green text, but i guess the dubs make up for it
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>>709579856
>piece of fuck!
Of all the ways I've ever heard the "fuck" used, that is the absolute worst.

You should kill yourself as well.
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>>709580179
Autism
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proof of how selfish humans are.
>omg i saw her die
she actually lived that asshole but you can only think of yourself.
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>>709580179
Go fuck yourself, you fucking lowlife pile of fuck scum motherfucking fuck hole!
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>>709576483
Mix of confusion and humor hit me, at this moment.
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>>709580074
>>Too lazy to read a post
>>being this fat
Cliff Notes, bitch
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>>709579895
You can go fuck yourself sideways too!
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>>709569874
Happy Birthday matey
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>>709580450
You're showing improvement. Go on...
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>>709580540
At least my dog isn't dead.
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>>709579309
Thanks man, I wish I could say it gets easier but it's more like it just becomes a new normal. If that makes sense. Love your kids my dude.
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>the worst day of you life
>girl problems
>not married
So pathetic grow a pair and seriously grow up
You have no idea how life is. Listen to some of these stories.
If you are crying about your love heart break stories
MFW
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>>709567814
>psychfag reporting in

Nobody likes a scaredy little bitch. You've been shot and stabbed. Why the fuck aren't you smashing chick's on the reg with that story twisted into you being a bad motherfuck?!?! Oh wait...

>mfw you'd rather be working whiny little cuck and use it as an emotional crutch attention grabber, instead of taking responsibility to not be a pussy and developing for fucking resilience and fortitude.

Fuck.
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>>709571912
Are you fucking kidding me.

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