Waifu claiming thread.
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>>709551076
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>709560027
stupid computer froze up when i hit choose file
Still here
>>709559938
wew lad. I want to cum in your ear
>Cherry Blossom claimed
>>709559799
You need to find out what he looks like fam.Also, how old is he?
>>709559938
I want to cum inside your penis
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
Claim
>>709558778
Yeah, actually haha. It makes better sense when you say it.
>>709558930
Might as well. There hasn't been any news on when funimation will be dubbing it. The only super characters dubbed, were hit and black goku, but imo, they were handled kinda poorly. I'm not sure how many episodes they'll be before the series will be finished. F. Trunks/Black's arc is almost over so we dont know if we'll go into filler or right into a new arc.
>>709560100
Slow*
>>709558930
that was weird my browser just exploded and i couldnt post pics
>>709559304
huh how did you two meet?
just take a drive, it would be a good prank
just make sure to say no homo or it could get awkward
well he shouldnt have wet dreams about guys that makes you pretty gay
>>709559567
she doesnt have to think that if i remain loyal to her my entire life
plus she would just kill whoever she thinks i have been unloyal with
Pete got a wife now. Flandre Scarlet. Best grill.
Fucking qt too.
Just throwing that out here so you know.
Another day, another Houki.
>>709560109
I want to cum inside that hat and have her wear it.
>>709560134
I want to cum inside your eyelid.
>>709560201
>Flandre
>Not Remi
Are you even fucking trying?
>>709560172
I would have still been first if it wasn't for you
>>709560362
I came inside your eyelid already
>>709560332
Let's try that again. Maybe I'll get dubs.
>>709560182
A gaming community I was a member of a while ago.
I can't drive.
I would care very little if he was gay. He's like family to me.
>>709560433
>Ryuko
>Not Nonon
Yeah I am. Just like you.
I must find
The perfect trips
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
カラミチーマス
>>709560543
That's not Ryuko. Do you even know your 2hus?
>>709560579
I see
Then I must leave
>>709560182
Crazy girls are called CRAZY for a reason mayne
>>709560362
I want to cum in your cum and then sling it at a stranger like Spiderman's web
>>709560579
Sorry man, not this time
>>709560579
hey trips guy
i would say nice try but that wasn't really close
but it's nice that you come by so often lately
it's nice to have you around
>>709560453
God I wish that pocky stick were my dick.
>>709560579
Jesus that is painful. No even dubs. Good try I guess.
>>709560612
Oh? I must've not cared enough. Sorry.
>>709560579
Only 14 off
>>709560735
I meant 24 but typed 14 for some reason
>>709560728
You don't care enough about your own waifu, judging from these low quality pics.
>>709560697
God I wish my dick was in your mouth
>>709560658
how do I shot web?
>>709560820
Do I need big quality pics to love someone? I don't think so.
>>709560835
I bite sometimes.
>>709560924
I want to cum on a stranger while in a Spiderman suit.
>>709561015
You need big quality pics to show your waifu you care.
>>709560820
high res lewds when?
>>709561166
Who are you quoting.
>>709561144
You don't even post one, why should I reply to you? You are no god.
>>709561015
To show you care, then yea, get some better quality pictures.
>>709561297
If I posted my waifu, I risk someone stealing her. So no thanks.
>>709561307
Please not you now. I am ok with some faggot telling me that, but you? Come on. Leave Flandre ALONE!
>>709561414
Like stealing actually happens.
>>709561414
It would be a compliment if someone loved your waifu just liked you did
>>709561414
I don't give a fuck who she is, I'm rolling to steal
>>709561573
Remi > Flandre
>>709561581
No, I would be fucking distraught. They are imine and mine alone, nigger.
>>709561685
Good luck, twat.
>>709561725
Your choice.
>>709560510
oh thats cool, any specific game? or just anything
take public transport idk just do it
im not saying being gay is bad but having a wet dream about a guy then denying that is faggy is quite homosexual
then calling him a fag should be fine
>>709560658
yea thats true but she isnt crazy she is yandere
>>709561788
I'm going to get her
That was a hectic shit.
>>709561725
Why wouldn't you want to share the wonderfulness of your waifu with everyone else?
>>709561861
Which is crazy
>>709561867
Forgot pic
>>709561943
>Share
>Waifu
Good joke.
>>709561573
You can't deny that it'd be more respectful to have better quality pictures of her.
>>709561861
Garry's Mod. Trouble in Terrorist Town game mode.
He didn't deny anything.
He's said before he doesn't like me calling him names.
>>709559970
mandatory cc claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIKQqvt-sWM
I'm really going to get this niggas waifu
>>709562081
He sounds minda boring tbh
>>709561996
Fuck, 3 off
>>709561996
Voting for Trump? If so, what was the deciding factor for you?
>>709562081
True. But what can you do if you simply cannot find more than you already found. I have like 3-6 really good big pics. Considering you post 913x910 I should feel ok. *hug*
>>709562193
Hello Hello!
>>709560694
Couldn't have asked for kinder words my dude.
Wouldn't be here as often as I am without comments like yours every now and then, makes me feel like my presence is somewhat appreciated I guess.
Thank ye
For now though bed calls me, so I'll say goodnight to yourself and the rest of the thread and hope to see ye next time.
>>709562193
I want to stick my dick inbetween those cheeks.
>>709561996
yea basically lol
but you know how it is, crazy in the head, crazy in bed
>>709562081
oh alright thats pretty awesome, playing that game with people you know is pretty cool
what is he 10? call him a lil' kid
>>709562193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9R3XIHLqgs
>>709562415
Have you tried danbooru?
>>709562415
Okay.
2 MB limit.
>>709562216
That's fine with me.
>>709562532
I don't play that game anymore, and I left that community.
He's 14 or 15, I forgot.
>>709562577
I actually forgot about it. Thanks for waking me up anon. Here is a qt bite.
>>709562415
>>709562577
pixiv is pretty good too.
>>709562415
hey, want to introduce yourself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngzC_8zqInk
>>709562486
i'm sorry but that is one desire i will not allow to be satisfied.
>>709562532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdmk3748tLo
First pic on Danbooru
>
Thanks for reminding this place exist.
>>709562781
Pete. No longer. Finally found someone I like.
>>709562714
No problem!
>Bite
>Burg
>>709562781
:(
>>709560165
Sounds like a lot of fun!
>>709562965
that was your chance to build a new identity, and you blew it.
well done.
>>709563040
frown all you want, it wont change my stance on this situation.
>>709562374
The fact that the only other viable candidate is Hillary sealed it instantly.
>>709562532
Wew lad, lewd
>>709562698
If you like boring people, be my guest.I like to bully my friends though
>>709562965
Oh shit nigga
I'm going to get you and someone else confused a lot tbh
I'm still calling you Pete BTW.
>>709563281
Why would I need a new identity? I like my first and only one.
>>709563350
Fuck off jewish mate. I am a scary vampire!
>
>>709563350
So do I. But if every time I do it he states he doesn't like me doing it, I'll stop, and that's what I did.
>>709563281
Yet you tease me with these almost lewds.
What's the deal with your file names, by the way? Do you just smash your head on the keyboard for each image?
>>709562698
oh why not? something happened?
ah alright
>>709562781
i thought you linked me KiD CuDi, luckily i can remember the lyrics myself
>>709563350
thats me
not really but i cant think anymore im tired
>>709563617
Nothing really happened, it was just my time as a member of the community had run up.
>>709563502
That's adorable.
>>709563350
I'm more than likely going Trump. I had been thinking Johnson with the intent of him getting 5% needed to get better funding for 3rd parties, but Trump is going to basically flip tables and cause chaos to the establishment. If he was a wrestler, he'd be Stone Cold running in out of nowhere and getting in a brawl.
Establishment politics is disgusting, even at the City level. It's why I couldn't go to management or executive level at my job since you get to the point of having to ingratiate people and deal with egos.
>>709563838
I know it is. That is why I love her.
>>709563502
well, now every negative thing i thought of you has followed you when you had the chance to get rid of it.
eh, i guess the odd positive also followed.
>>709563580
actually yes, i do headbutt the keyboard when saving files.
thinking of something witty got boring so i resorted to pain.
>>709563617
oh you noticed that.
most people don't.
>>709564000
You had negative things about me? Well I guess that is how normal human brain works. Nice numbers!
as a matter of fact im going to call it a night here
long time that i had fun on the thread
>>709563716
that makes sense i guess
have a good evening shiro
>>709564000
i immedeatly noticed it
im a huge fan of his work
well actually only his man on the moon albums
see you around CC
>>709564167
how could i not?
yea... i get digits 4-9 times a day
foghat
>>709564323
night tsundere yuno
>>709564335
That does not make me feel better. Thing is when you cannot truly not like anyone in this world it gets depressing.
>>709564470
bite me yuno
>>709563502
Pretty cute vampire, cuter than Mavis for sure
>>709563521
Fair enough I guess
>>709563617
I don't understand that tbh
>>709563867
Nobody but him and Hillary has a chance and Hillary is out of the question for me.
>>709564323
Goodnight
>>709564552
heh, tis the way of life.
>>709564323
Thanks. Sleep nicely.
>>709563105
Hay, cute boat.
>>709563105
I want to cum on that robot.
>>709564615
Mavis is a cuck. This is a real vampire.
>>709564635
Like, I honestly never really disliked a person, even when that person could be hitting me or shouting shit at me, I never get mad at them.
It got to the point I stop defending myself sometimes because I don't want to hurt the other person. My brain is fucking messed up.
I guess it is good in some ways. I cannot be mad at someone. Zen all the way boi!
>Got to sleep until 2
>Got to dads at 3, figured not much would get done
>Turns out, he already put the entire right front back on, and changed out the left front, still needs to be put back together
>But, he accidentally put a big ass crack in my windshield
>But he said he'd pay for the replacement
>Go home, and have to call insurance to follow up on bike
>Turns out, there was some kinda lapse, so the $100 I paid not long ago, should be getting refunded to me
This day just can't decide if it wants to be good or bad.
>>709565006
Suck your dad's dick.
hes coming back
>>709564956
Mavis watches the redheaded dude fuck other women?
She really looks way too much like Rem for me to not confuse you two
>>709565096
His dad could suck my dick
>>709565166
That is actually true holy shit.
>>709565152
I want to cum inside those boots.
>>709565348
Why do you want to cum inside so many things, anon?
>>709565152
>>709564956
heh, i'm different.
ill put up with a lot of shit, but when i get mad, i tend not to stop for a long time.
i have beat about 50 odd people within an inch of their lived.
its due to me having two sides to my personality.
and i think i have two sides due to me being a gemini but what ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6XuSjziy-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehLx_Fjv_c
>>709564823
Hello anon
>>709564869
Have this pic
>>709565484
Goodnight
>>709565322
I'm sure she isn't nearly as shit as Rem though
>>709565423
>Not cumming 24/7
>>709565484
Good night?
>>709565704
Interesting. I tend to watch other peoples behavior and act like them when I need to. So creating a new persona is actually easy for me, I just don't feel like it for now.
>>709565905
heh, how many you got so far?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71VE7Ra5GKA
>>709565423
I'm lonely.
>>709566097
Oh well, I act like I usually would on here so you could say this is the natural state. I have 3 gaming personas: The 12 year old, the old guy who smokes and drinks and works at a fulltime job and shit, and the SWAG dude. You could imagine what those sound like by the names. I use them on the net too. I cannot act as another person in public yet tho. Because I still end up observing the person and staying silent. Annoying actually.
>>709566381
Jerk off in that hoodie.
>>709566647
I can't get off to that. I want to cum on someone else.
>>709566647
>>709566753
By the way, I want to cum on that facial scar.
coworker asks if I like anime, say yes
"yeah you look like the kind of person that would"
Jesus Christ I must look like a fucking loser to people
>>709566855
Nice legs.
>>709566807
>cum in a sock
>cum in a lock
>cum in a clock
claimed
Claiming my love.
Hello everyone.
>>709566506
i wanna meet your 12 y/o persona.
put him in his place.
if you would excuse my i'm going to use caps lock to tell the thread what is currently happening rn irl.
THERE IS A CUTE GIRL BEHIND ME BRUSHING MY HAIR, I HAVE SO MANY FUCKING KNOTS
I THINK THE LAST TIME I BRUSHED MY HAIR WAS 3 MONTHS AGO SO YOU CAN GET THE IDEA
>>709566966
no legs here :o
>>709567007
>cum in a cock
>>709567090
I want to cum on that lamp in the background.
>>709567179
I want to cum inside those knee socks.
>>709567316
What about those feet pics you had earlier, dear?
>>709566855
Its in your own filename m8.Don't worry, I still love you <3
Juat don't go around revealing your power level
>>709567007
Cum in a cock
>>709567199
>On 4chan
>While a cute girl is brushing his hair
>Hasn't brushed his hair in 3 months
Holy shit what the fuck why
>>709567376
that's called docking
>>709567423
>>709567376
Hivemind
>>709567199
>having a girl brush your hair
A A A A A A A A
Have fun dealing with that. Short hair here, so I don't know how you must feel, I assume it's painful
>>709567199
What games do you play CC? I wish my mom would let me buy Battlefield 1 but she says until I wash the dishes all the week straight I am not getting anything. - 12 y/o
I am in no mood to do it with you btw. You know my normal persona so it is pointless. I use that persona to annoy kids or adults on online games not talk with people on /waifu/ threads. Sorry.
![[HorribleSubs] Dog Days S2 - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.39_[2014.02.15_03.09.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X9W3xtu.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Dog Days S2 - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.39_[2014.02.15_03.09.31].jpg")
>>709567647
I want to cum inside that lake.
>>709567420
maybe later
>>709567423
I'm pretty sure my whole class thinks I'm a loser :(
>>709567179
Hello Rikka
>>709567561
I want a cute girl to brush my hair :(
>>709567966
I'm a cute girl
I'll brush your hair~
>>709567966
How much do you weigh, dear?
>>709567966
I'm a cute anime girl
You know where to find me :^)
>>709568061
Meant for -> >>709567832
My bad. Mobile sucks.
>>709567423
i can get away with being on 4chan while she is here because she doesnt know anything english
and i dont often brush my hair cuz its curly and i get tons of knots.
>>709567561
it is, but i kinda like it.
>>709567584
i play pretty much anything if its recommended to me. and you shouldn't complain about your mother she carried you for 9-24 months before you learned how to walk.
how was that?
eh, dw man. before i broke my mic i used to go into cod games and pretend to be a 9 y/o who didn't know how to play the game
>>709567692
It's actually a river.
>>709568153
180 5'11 :o
Brb, gonna go jack off before my Pathfinder game
>>709567832
They're the real losers
For real though, just straighten yourself up, it isn't that hard to do, I did it when I was in high school and it seriously helped me out.
>>709568186
That's still a really dumb thing to do
>Doesn't brush his hair because he gets knots
If you brushed it more often you wouldn't get knots
>>709568186
Masochist?
>>709568011
No you aren't, don't lie Sacho
>>709568061
How much do I weigh? 160lb
>>709568111
Well... Brush my hair you slut <3
>I'll be there in 20 hours
>>709568250
Cutie~
>>709568337
I'm gay not straight ya dingus
>>709568608
I have a very ugly face imo :o
>>709568186
That is what I do. And don't worry I love my mother. The 12 y/o persona is supposed to be in the rebellious stage. And if you do play anything that is recommended try some Mount & Blade. Specifically Warband. It is a strategy game that has you running around the map of Calradia and getting fame, fortune, troops and holds. You can literally take over the whole world if you somehow manage to do it. So yeah have fun!
Oh and she isn't English? Where she from?
>>709568337
how?
and thats not true, just from sleeping my hair gets fuck tons of knots.
one time it all cured into one big cone.
good day.
>>709568522
partly
>>709568598
And how tall are you? :o
>>709568717
Forgot file.
>>709568715
How so?
>>709568750
6'1. I know, I'm a fatty :(
>>709568830
You're adorable <5 Would hug.
>>709568830
Nigga you need to eat
I should weight 160 and I'm 5'11 ya dingus
>>709568795
just ugly I guess idk Im not God I didn't make me :o
>>709568598
i just wanted to take you out to dinner :(
>>709568598
>you slut
Well nevermind then
>>709569072
YOUko
>>709568717
ill see if i can pick it up.
italy, i promised her brother i would let her stay at mine for a week.
protection and shit. may place is safest place.
we haven't said a word to each other because we both know the other wont understand.
she just started brushing my hair out of no where.
i didn't give a shit so she continues.
>>709569024
6'1 160 is normal B.M.I
They're fine.
>>709569072
>>709569133
Poplars.
>>709569072
yuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKO
how u been my man.
>>709569233
A Ruru!
>>709569152
That is really cute.. I wish I had a girl that understood me just by looking at me. And protection from what?
>>709569223
haha tell that to /fit/
they gonna laugh :o
>>709568626
I didn't mean sexually, just wash your hair more often, get your acne cleared up, shave, wear nicer clothes instead of just random T shirts for children, start losing weight/gaining muscle, etc.
I'm sure at the very least 2 of these apply to you
>>709568736
I don't know, it just is
Brush literally every day man
>>709569152
Make spaghetti for dinner literally every day and say "Bone apple teeth" every time
>>709569133
AMAzing <3
Any great news?
>>709569233
Quiet anon who's spooky as a result~
>>709569254
Hello there CC
I am good. I haven't had pizza in awhile though. How are you?
>>709569341
acne I suppose
I'm actually very offended at the shirt thing
I beat up losers in video game and cartoon shirts :o
>>709569072
An wonderfulness.
>>709569335
Shh, you're adorable.
Not everybody needs to be mr stronk man. It's better than being 6'3 150 pounds >me
>>709568982
>height and weight
>adorable
You only say that because you haven't seen me ;o
>>709569024
I skip lunch most days because I feel I don't need the extra calories. Syndra makes me eat lunch though :(
>>709569056
Nothing fancy then
>>709569133
Baby please :(
>>709569233
Ruri is real poplar here
>>709569572
who is this? :o
>>709569826
GOMAD
>>709569826
i was going to take you to a 5 star restaurant :o
>>709569430
No good nor bad news to report.
Just a boring day. What about you? Hopefully you're doing great
>>709569826
I fart at your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
>>709569334
is it? i just thought it was rather nice of her.
there is a hit out on her head. about 3 mil.
set up by rival mob boss to get at her brother.
idk why he keeps trying to fuck up his life.
>>709569341
nah it isnt, is fine.
im too lazy to do that.
and no, i already got 5 pizza's sent to me. 3 have been eaten.
>>709569430
go get pizza now.
im good, same old same old, you know.
italian girl living in my place for a bit, look at my other replies to see why cuz icba to write it again
>>709569826
I can at least hug my pillow at night thinking of you, Aliceuu~.
>>709569943
A faggot :o
>>709569133
Is DM denying being a slut?
>>709569531
Blood
How are you
>>709570096
It was a great day of getting my cat spayed.
Then it started snowing and every single person in the state got retardation instantly when behind the wheel.
But hey, boring days are good for the soul.
