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any straya fags?
get in here
>>709507473
>any straya fags
Uses the fucking nz flag
>>709507551
/thread
>>709507473
>>709507551
Bait.
Go to bed you faggots. All of you. It's fucking midnight.
>>709507473
Okay you win OP, here you go.
>>709507702
4556 here.
11:05 faggot.
>>70950747
yeh go on adl checkin in..
>>709507702
11:07 PM reporting in
>>709507551
first flag to fly over parliament building in canberra....
>>709507868
Queensland, NSW or shitsville?
>>709507473
New Australian flag thread?
11:08 QLD
OP, tell us a bedtime story.
Tell us about the Emu War.
>>709507907
Queensland my dude
>>709508153
maaaaaaate
>>709507702
USA it's 9:13am here
>>709508304
How's the election going?
sorry one of your own got mangled by an underwater conveyor belt NZ bros
>>709507473
Smokin some good grass up here in the whitsundays ya cunt!
>>709507702
Not in perth m8
>>709508356
Trump is losing in the polls tbh I don't even care anymore who wins
>>709508468
ay whereabouts in perth
6151 fag here
>>709508512
6028 bro
>>709508486
If he loses, you get to stay married you faggot. WHat's your plan if WWIII Starts?
What will all of you anons write on your chink helmets when the war starts?
>inb4 We survived the Emu War, we can survive this.
>>709508553
6003
>>709508596
I wouldn't have a chance in war all I got is a 12 gauge and a .22 rifle
>>709507765
>4556
wanna meet up?
>>709508653
Christ. Do you like living in northbridge bro?
Yeah boiiiiii. What we talking about?
>>709508818
for bum sex? if yes then yes
>>709507473
3006
>the flag
>>709508200
NSWfags get the fuck out, this is a rest of Australia thread now
>>709508963
id rather live in a proper city on the east coast tbh
9:28 victoria reporting in
Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note 7
>>709509130
qld peeps is slow and dumb,
>>709508818
Unifag?
>>709509162
>>709508963
tfw 6284
comfy except that our internet fucking blows
>>709509190
And their beer is shit.
>>709509244
Trips confirms that XXXX is top
>>709509217
Because it's chilly in melbourne
>>709509298
fuck
>>709508963
fuckin northbridge is sketchy central before armadale
>>709509298
All this time I thought trips was 3 consecutive numbers of the same digit numeral. I am very embarassed
>>709509318
dubs confirm vb is top
because its the last 1.4 beer iirc.
>>709508963
>6284
where the fuck is that?
>>709509400
Checked and confirmed
>>709508963
$520week apartment life:/
>>709509419
Australia
>>709509385
Trying to counteract the dubs.
But I scrubbed
>>709509400
Fucking XXXX AGAIN TRIPS COME ON
>>709509465
FUCK
Trips to confirm free range and organic craft beer is best
>>709509465
cucked
>>709509567
How's the stone-wood beer anon?
>>709509452
Yeah but where?
>>709509465
VB & XXXX ... fuck.
>>709509400
k well since i confirmed
heres some tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbWtV5u8En0
really though, top titties music. enjoy boys
>>709509593
I'm gutted all his stores closed down I used to love his marmite and peanut butters
>>709509632
Www.altavista.org
Rich fag reporting in 3101
>>709509626
I can't drink that byron bay shit. Tastes like sand and shark attacks
>>709509450
No shit and not worth it imo. Could live in gosnells for less and still have paint sniffing abbos on my door step
>>709509655
I bought out their batteries section purely because my old aunty refuses to use anything else.
Not sure I want to know where those batteries go tbqh
>>709509632
Somewhere in WA looks like you lazy cunt.
Goin for broke.
QUADS FOR XXXX
>>709509811
Pretty sure Kogan bought out a huge chunk of Dick Smith with their online sales. I get heaps of shit from them now, cheap and isnt shithouse.
>>709509712
How much in debt are you from the over priced rent you pay for a semi renovated terrace house in a suburb full of wankers and annoying trees that drop soggy leaves all over your car, or shoes in your case.
>>709509832
FUCK
How about dubs for Stolichnaya?
>>709509712
you surf mate?
lets put that muny to work, without breaking the bank
lets be real though, you wouldnt state you're a rich fag without expecting faggets to try to hustle right?
man that'd be weird.
I have like a couple mil in inheritance but its not even on my radar because im not business minded... i really want to get into stocks though.
id get fucked nerd im cooking bangers and mash for dinner wewee
>>709509832
Mate XXXX is the worst fucking beer in the country. Plus its probably owned by gooks.
>>709509869
I'm not buying peanut butter from kogan
2486 reporting in.
Any cunts close to here ?
Quads
>>709509939
Fuck drinking it, it's great with snags and battered savs
>>709509644
are we seriously not gonna acknowledge the dubs here?
>>709509689
Kek was searching 6248
>>709510028
Speaking of battered sav, i'm off to masturbate. Goodnight everyone xox0
>>709510048
>mfw im 6284
y u tease me so
>>709510125
Night faggot
6230 reporting in
>>709510154
Go to bed nz. Isn't it like friday night there?
Brisfags ahoy?
>>709510284
Not NZ faggot.
>>709510143
>>709510048
holy shit looking at that comment chain i seem like a fagget
dont get ideas you gay cunts, unless you want to go fishing or surfing get out my face faggets
>>709510143
Nice spot bro havent been that way in years
>>709510316
Go to bed brisbane. Isn't it like tuesday night there?
>>709510341
Fishing 4 dayz. Where and when cunt?
7011 here you bunch of cunts
>>709510341
And today anon went surfing with another anon and after they came out of the water anon said "kiss me, you faggot what are you gay or something?"
>>709510365
Friday morning in 10 minutes
3144. Anyone play overwatch?
>>709510485
It's called a herd
>>709510549
Ok was joking but anyway. Would you like to ask me how friday is? I'm balls deep in it. Taking questions about Friday from Queenslandfags
Fixed
>dont get ideas you gay cunts, unless you want to go fisting or surfing get out my face faggets
>>709509870
Not even mad bruh, its pretty annoying, brushing off the c63 off every morning. I'm only 26, I own the house, made my first million when i was 23. Been writing to the counsel, regarding a mosque in Kew, closet one is in Windsor....more muslims than u think lol
>>709510485
Where's my slurpee cunt?
>>709510549
Fuckin READY SON?
>>709510598
I always thought it was a gaggle of cunts.
>>709510537
nope
today anon went to the dog beach an gracetown and his dog jumped out the window
Doggo is fine but fuck me it was spooky
Didnt even know he could fit through a 5 inch window gap
Crazy bastard
>>709510419
where you at m8? chances are i know you
[spoiler]names fraser[/spoiler]
>>709510939
We have none
>>709510857
Save some pussy for the rest of us bro. Good luck brushing the fire off your C63 if I see it in kew, I live in toorak. Let me know when you can afford to live here
>>709511052
Too spooky 4 u?
Dog harnesses are a thing m8ty boi
{spoiler}Michael[spoiler]
Hobart reporting in
>>709511052
>>709507702
Midnight in qld
>>709511293
I litterally just duct tape one of my dogs legs to my other dogs leg and open both windows. They always try to go to their own window and end up fighting in the middle
MIDNIGHT
HAPPY CUNTS, FRIDAY
>>709511549
I just wanna bury my head in his chest and live there for ever
>>709511293
im guessing you're not the mickjhon i know because well
SuicideBoys Paris
even so.
>>709511549
I just wanna bury my head in his chest and live there forever
>>709511549
Fucking cunts of things.. drowned one of my mates dogs a while back
>>709511658
Well I don't know anyone names Fraser...which mike are you talking about?
Mike that left? Little Mike? Big Mike?
>>709511813
We raised the entire mob around us. Wild dogs kept killing the parents off and by the time we moved the whole mob was raised by us.
>>709511549
>tfw you're less built than a fucking kangaroo
>>709511970
Some of the red fuckers from out west are massive.
If you hit them with your car, you apologize and hope he doesn't want to tear you a new one.
>>709511895
One of their sons, same name as their pop, his dad does sand pads
Idk man.
>>709512243
Fuckin' Uni man...
>>709511895
>>709512243
just gimme a hint, did you go to Margs high?
>>709512333
WHERE THE FUCK WERE THESE TRIPS WHEN I NEEDED XXXX
>>709512387
>mfw i got the VB dubs AND was talking about margs 4 chinners
Perth
>>709512509
Just 4 you m8
XXXX 4 lyfe
>>709512342
Wait, you're a schoolie?
Fucking go to sleep you fucking faggot.
Reppin the North shore - 2089 checkin in m8s
>>709512759
far from it nigga
just gauging ages mate
>>709513152
Tyler?
>>709511319
Whats your postcode? Northern suburbs here
3011 fag here, what's your uni cunts
5000 here
>>709513522
Fuck oath man
>5041
Hows your friday morning going?
>>709513635
It's not. Just going to sleep.
Was reporting in.
Nighty-night boi
>>709513698
Sleep tight fagget
>>709513343
nope fam
Chances are you dont know me if you're guessing tyler
>>709513958
Go to sleep twelvie.
>>709514151
xd le schoolies xddd
r u not a tradie lmaooo xddd
>>709514358
Second year doctorate in biochemistry faggot.
where my /4812/ niggers at
WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE
>>709514420
>>709514420
lmaooo look at this nerd
no really good work sticking with UNI, i wish i finished school. Shit would have been so much easier for 5ish years.
im not being sarcastic i genuinely envy people who can stick to a subject for that amount of time. Chances are if you can find a job you'll be set for the majority of your life.
is your name sam?
Also simmer down mate, not everyone is taking the piss
>>709514790
Hahahahaha
In 12 years I'll finally finish LEARNING
I wish I could've gotten' good work as a tradie.
Still, when I'm 40 I'll be making $500'000 annually.
Penthouse in Brissie yo.
Perth
21yo Mtf trap heroin addict
>>709515158
Post nudes with banana for scale.
>>709509869
cunts sold me a syrian S7 thats region locked
>>709515368
You know what you have to do.
Take a sword and unlock it.
Deus vult
25c at 1am im sweating fucking bullets, fuck north qld
>>709515557
Right in the pussy.
>>709515158
oi faggot
post pics so i can ridicule you
>>709515189
No banana faggot
>>709515713
Timestamp tumblrfag
>>709515713
booty?
I'm going to hungry jacks lads. Tell me what should I get
>>709515862
Drink and like three pounders
>if you know what I mean
>>709515862
Probably stabbed.
>>709515862
a thick pickle shake
>>709515927
nicee
2560 scumbag reporting in
>>709515783
>>709515838
>>709516237
I'd do you. No homo.
>>709516237
id have a lot of fun with u
>>709516309
>>709516486
Take better care of your hair.
Brush it or Pigtails?
>>709516644
BRUSH
YO
HAYR
it doesnt get more australian than working at bunnings mate, free snags so fuck ya's all
>>709516544
>>709516708
Nuu
>>709516857
So keen for Saturday.
>>709516918
wtf is wrong with me, it's 1:11am, i'm so sad i can't even get up to smoke weed and im just sitting here looking at some gay faggot post his pictures which i don't even find remotely attractive and have no interest in traps
>>709516918
Not gay but you pull it off well.
Keep it up.
>>709516999
trips,
also, my store does them every day. they stop doing them at like 3 though,
hate bringing the bbq inside before store close its greasy as fuck
>>709516918
ima have a fap and might use these as a sorce
though scarjo is hard to beat
actually ye im gonna fap to black widow
if you were here id pump and dump but. meh
Hair isbrushed b
>>709517080
Ima heroin addict m8
>>709517204
sorry, gay faggot heroin addict*
there you go, corrected my pronouns
>>709515881
>>709517204
Pull off pose in other photo.
Send me to bed wondering about my sexuality.
Goodnight 4chan desu
>>709517384
Naw
>>709517418
Gnight bread
>mfw i just realised im too much of a fat cunt even with my 7 incher to try to get with a faggot. at 6'2 100kg
welp time to fast
>>709517584
Chuck us your tumblr you creeper.
>>709517669
josh?
>>709517687
kurushimuchan.tumblr com/tagged/nsfw
>>709517927
Cheers.
Still not gay.
Shit's got too weird for me. Night Ausfags.
Hi Australians,
Dane here, as in I am from Denmark.Currently finishing my studies in computer science and considering what it might be like moving to Australia and finding a job, as I know a sweet girl from Melbourne, and we would both like to be closer to each other one way or the other. Any thoughts?
>>709518110
night mate
im in the same boat
heres some tune to chill to as you go to bed
>weebshit
nah adultswim
now get comf
https://soundcloud.com/henshingarbo/mayoi
>>709518213
Chances are shes a hambeast feminist
just fucc your denmark qts
nah really though, strayas pretty great if you dont get indoctrinated by the fucking fruitcakes from universities
>>709518213
Mads?
>>709518213
Good luck affording a house in melbourne
>>709517584
post more you fagget
>>709518419
>indoctrinated
I have the nature of uprooting and going random places, so it's with that attitude I thought maybe I'd give the largest desert island on the planet a go. It obviously help that you speak English.
Okay actual questions. How often do you eat kangaroo per week, and other local alien creatures, and is AFL your biggest sport or what do you reckon?
>>709518454
Danish name, but ain't mine.
>>709515158
post pics ya cunt
>>709518470
Well I am 27, and I don't have aspirations of getting a house any time soon. A flat would be great though.
>>709518213
in melborne? hahah what the fuck is with these european cunts thinking its so cheap and easy in Australia. you don't wanna move here, it sucks.
>>709519313
Lived in the UK for 3 years. House renovation is almost unheard of, so anything I tried renting there had big cracks in the wall or issues with mold and shit, and still it was more expensive than living in large renovated place in Denmark.
