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Why are IDs even gone?
>>709491831
Where are the dunners homies at??? Im keen for a gun mate
Why are IDs even gone?
dunedin friends inbound
>>709491971
H-here...
Are you going to shoot me?
>>709492021
Nah mate im looking for a gun haha
>>709491971
I've got 3 guns.. One on each arm and one in between my legs.. Does that count?
>>709492192
>t. Dunners
>>709492192
Need something bigger then a 9mm but thanks for the offer
>>709492192
Can I buy a ticket to the gun show?
>>709492318
Good chat, kek
Wellington nudes??
>>709492318
Fucking Savage
Nelson nudes?
>>709492354
Indeed homie indeed
>>709491831
>>709492428
Underneath our clothes, we're all nude, man.
>>709492429
Gross feet tbh imo fam tbqh lmao
Dunedin reporting.
How're we all going tonight fam
>>709492392
Nooooooo we NEVER get Welly nudes.
Wellington checking in
How's everyone's night?
>>709492563
imo lmao fam tbqh tbh its lit fam g
>>709492566
Been sick af all week got a bug from my kids and my work wants me to see the doctor and get a medical certificate to prove im fit to return to work, never been asked for one before
Dunedin here, hi
>>709492638
fr fr
>>709492666
Fuck that sucks, no good :/
>>709492679
Kia ora
>>709492666
Checked.
So your employer is actually stopping you from returning?
Usually it's a mission to get out of the place
>>709492638
tbh imo tbqh idk tho fam
New Zealand is nothing but a bunch of fucking nice friendly people ugh, you all make me sick.
>>709491831
Went fishing in the weekend and got intense sun burn, legs covered in broken blood vessels, pic related took the pic today
>>709492784
Fuck off ya tossa wank stein mcjewboy, I'm gonna call ya mum and tell her she's a pleasant lady and offer a cuppa
>>709492801
Missed opportunity to sneak in a dick pic imo
Dig deep you Wellington fucks, post some tities
>>709492823
I bet you won't do it, pussy
>>709492867
There's literally 0 Wellington nudes
>>709492694
>>709492755
Yip it sucks, ive never had an employer tell me i cant return until i prove im medically fit but meh, lets my sunburn rest this >>709492801
Is me and heres a pic from last night
>>709492856
Maybe next time mate
What part of welly are you cunts from ??
>>709492900
NONE.
Just got my gun licence check in, went and bought a gun. Then bought a bunch of cheap soft drinks, old computer screens etc and shot the shit out of them to set the sights up on the farm.
Felt good man, got used to the new piece a bit.
>>709492900
It's illegal to be nude in the capital. The law has been in place since 1884 to honour Queen Victoria.
>>709493031
Noice wheres your farm?
Insex is love!
>>709492892
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fine gentlesir?
>>709493080
Not mine, GF's family has one out morrinsville way.
I grew up on a farm but fell out with my father and haven't spoken to him in years.
>>709493352
Ahh i see if you dont mind me asking what happened that caused years of silence?
there is wellington titties every night of the week you dopey fucks
>>709493501
My sister is a drug addict, she was robbing me blind, I was struggling to survive. So he kicked me out on the streets, put her in the family home which she quickly destroyed entirely along with all my childhood memories and I was 100% out. Told him to go fuck himself, he came into my work one time to be all "I fucked up" but I was hearing none of it.
>>709493788
Bullshit. I've never seen a single Wellington nude. Stop trolling.
>>709493947
Sorry to hear that family can suck.
>>709493947
Thats rough mate, ive fallen out with my rentz but tge longest ive gone without talking was 3-4 months
DG gonna post today varg??
>>709492428
Ayy im from Nelson
>>709494042
half-kiwi ausfag here
how's the land of the long white cloud going these days fellas? I think I'd like to live there for a couple of years because I'm over sydney's fulltime 24/7 bullshit schedule, maybe study post-grad - would it be a good idea?
is it a chill place? can I just smoke cones and fish/read all day with mates?
>>709493094
Insects is life
Tokoroa reporting in, must be log horizon and bed time
>>709494664
How can you be a half kiwi if you've never fucking been here?
>>709494664
Thats pretty much what i do in the weekends, work hard play hard
>>709494664
If you bring up the bullshit rivalry then no dealer will ever sell to you. But it's sweet in the same towns, I hear homeless and poor harass the cities, I guess it's nothing new though. Job market for youth is basically nothing but minimum wage for maximum work.
If you save over there you might be safe to set up here
>>709494847
I've been there three times, once to auckland, once on a rugby tour and another time to queenstown
haven't been there in 7 years though
my mum's originally from panmure, but left when she was 19.
>>709494877
chur bro, where's the most happening place atm? I've heard good things about wellington, but it's hard to know cos all my kiwi side of the family lives here as well
tauranga reportan
blazing my night away jaming Perturbator
>>709495114
Im in auckland and i enjoy living here, i lived in welly for 3 months and it was shit i didnt enjoy it at all, everyone bitches about auckland but its an enjoyable place very central to alot of cool places
>>709494123
>>709494128
I'm living with my girlfriend's dad at the moment because he wanted me here to help him out about the place but recently he's been a dick, doing things behind my back.
So I've actually been looking for places to move/replying to posts for roommates. I thought it was obvious that I'll just turn my back if you can't be reasonable. I've sat down with him like 4 times and we've come to an agreement which just gets steamrolled. Over it, I have money and skills to apply elsewhere and be happy.
>>709492392
Yo my girl in wellys just snapped
>>709495202
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>>709495255
fair, I wouldn't mind escaping to somewhere like dunedin but I feel I might get bored
>>709495101
>bullshit rivalry
what? the footy? or just generally?
>>709495267
Thats all that matters mate, my parents kicked me out when i was 16, im 24 now and have been successful since i left home, mum told me in her words "you will be back, they all come back hungry with lots of washing and no understanding of payin bills youll see you wont make it" she says this as she kicks me out shes a backwards woman mate i tell ya now, but i never went back i didnt want her to have the satisfaction of being right
Time-stamped
>>709495539
The way i see it the opportunity available in auckland is amazing and the schools are awesome, i have kids so education is important but everything is really close to where i live, 10minutes from waterfalls 15 from the beach 1minute from a supermarket its awesome
>>709495733
>Not why are IDs even gone timestamp
>>709495589
Pretty much the same shit I was told, I've got a really awesome job and doing really well. What's really killing it is I come home and I'm CONSTANTLY irritable, nobody is doing what they should, the son moved back in and is fucking all my girlfriend's friends and workmates starting fires everywhere.
Why deal with it, I can move where I want and try my luck again till I find a comfortable situation to enjoy.
>>709495539
Just general who stole mi pav bizo. I think the only time it matters is when someone tries to make it a thing
>>709491831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBCLXZmMQNs [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG-meaGqg-M [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CPCtlxOgUY [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOmYKS0b9aM [Embed] [Embed]
BAD MORALS.
>>709495783
Well in the sense of "you can't adult" anyway is what I meant.
>>709495733
no one cares.
Syp bitches wan an nion
>>709495783
Thats me at the moment no point doing something and being unhappy when you can change things and be happy
>>709495970
Kek happy bro? U hab the downs or something?
>>709496140
Nah mate fucked as on temazepam and oxycodone
Any other shit-hole gizzy cunts here
>>709495970
The only issue is the girlfriend is a really nice person, but doesn't have the ability to uproot as easily as I due to not having the same cashflow.
I'm quite happy to go ahead anyway because I'm not happy. But in doing so it'll destroy her, I know she'll give everything (read as turn her life into a clusterfuck) to try keep up with me.
In the end I can only give her the right advice, not force her to do any one thing.
>>709496500
Would you help her financialy to move with you? Or is it not that serious??
>>709496326
Sweet as bro!
>>709496634
Churr geee chur moko churrr churrr churrrrr
>>709496500
Get her to rim you, once a bitch has licked your asshole you own her!
>>709496595
I've helped her a tonne to this point, bought her car, helped her with debt. But I can only do so much before I think "you're bad with money and need to learn". Either raise up and make a plan or lose out to not adapting.
I can be rather blunt with my expectations of people given I've come to expect not fucking much from most assholes.
>>709496971
Fair enough mate good luck with your situation
hawt
>>709495733
i care MOOOOOAAARRRR
>>709497540
>>709497591
nothing wrong with reddit faggot
>>709497073
I'm positive about it, I bust my ass at work and I'm slowly going up the ladder. Some random was saying today rather than google shit everyone just asks me now because I've got more company knowledge than almost anyone. Once you're indispensable to the company it's time to ask for a raise again son.
Want to hit 6 figures in the next 4 years, which is aight considering everything that went down and my age. Which will mean affording a house in about 40 years in auckland lol
>>709497610
>>709497326
Learn something everyday, I thought shit came from a woman's mouth.
>>709497684
>>709497616
Lol 40years if prices stay as is, in 40years it will cost 50 billion for a 1 bedroom flat hahaha
>>709497540
Kek
>>709492755
Lol what? Normally it's fucken painful to get cunts to quit, everything you do they can take you to court for
>>709491831
My favourite new zealander is samoan.
Morningside for life
>>709492784
Apart from the coons and gooks
>>709494664
Fuck off you Aussie fuck
>>709497910
>>709497935
FUCK YEAH STRAAAAAYA BESY FUKIN CUNTRY IN THE WORLD YOUSE FUKIN POOOOOOOOOFS CAN LICK MY BROWN STICKY TAINT AND THEN SAY sweet as bro
>>709498000
Noice
>>709497460
>>709498123
good work anon
>>709497988
Not even ow
>>709497910
If he's Samoan he's not a New Zealander
>>709498273
You're a genius
>>709498123
Is there a story behind this, or just random hotness?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCYa2YPM7m0
>>709498273
Fuck me u r brilliant as bro
>>709498365
There once was a woman with massive titties. She pulled down her top and pulled one of the titties from her bra and captured it on camera. One day, an anon posted it to /gif/ and I thought it was Quercy, but it turns out it was not.
The end.
>>709497789
Probs just move to the USA, soz not soz. My company will sponsor it if I go just not quite yet from my current position, super tempting. Give it 2 years and I'll have to make the call then if I wanna do it assuming I stay with my company.
>>709498430
>australians faking kiwi accent.
>>709498579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA
>>709498273
Future detective?
>>709498502
I wouldnt move to the states personally, if you can crack it over here why not stay?
>>709498702
I like changing things up, it depends on who gets elected, economies etc. I'm open to the idea though
>>709498752
Fucking sexy! Moar!
>>709498123
>MAN THE HARPOON!
>>709498891
>(you)
>>709499007
>007
>me
>>709497670
>>709492608
It's funny cos I have 3 welly girls nudes on my phone but too scared to post. Wonder how many others out there in the same boat
>>709498801
Change it up by going all bush man when your bank account is healthy build a hut hunt animals fish etc etc
>>709499098
>>709499276
>>709499285
Was sarcasm, we get welly nudes nightly.
>>709499276
>>709499414
>>709499463
Stop posting sick me
>>709497540
>mfw this is a photo of me
>mfw my name is Mikhail
>mfw everyone at uni calls me Mikhailmore
>>709499499
post some non sick you then?
>>709499463
>>709499414
>>709499098
>>709497935
>>709497670
This slut is keen, doxxd?
Any auckland asian nudes?
>>709499678
Ahem, 'slut' here. Not keen
>>709499710
There's literally 0 Asians in Auckland.
>>709499801
hmmm
>IDbro still isn't back
>>709499801
Just do it
>>709499874
he left us for good.
>>709499874
It's only been a year. Give it another year.
>>709499874
>being surprised
>>709499801
hold up a sign to your face that says "I'm a Whore"
>>709499809
And a lot of Mexicans speaking fluent Chinese on Queen Street
>>709499874
I can't believe you would say that.
Dude, I never left.
been here the whole time, mostly.
really annoys me that you guys think I am dead.
only left for a few days, geez
>>709499874
Cant believe its already been a year
>>709500036
>>709499846
>>709500080
hngggggggggggggg
>>709500080
Too soon anon...
>>709500080
>first letter of every line
>>709500080
>carbs
>>709499809
not sure which part of auckland youre from mate but there's literally hundreds of thousands
sause: im one of em
>>709500080
Is that really you, man?
Don't know for sure...
But I fucking hope so!
Really missed you around here, we all have.
Oh, I just read that vertically...
>>709499288
Not that into it, I used to do it a bit down the waikato river before the council started being cocks about registering the huts and turning it into a paperwork clusterfuck to sort it out.
Something new abroad could be cool, not forever just to see somewhere else. I'd be in LA overseeing production which seems a fair deal.
>>709500167
unfulfilled
>>709500459
Holy fuck! 3 toys! Gonna rob him tbh.
>>709500080
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop IDbro ain’t bout this, IDbro ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking /nzg/ and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about IDbro ain’t no hitta IDbro ain’t this IDbro a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about IDbro I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Gay Nazi and them
>>709500684
I don't know this copy pasta
>>709500684
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>709500837
I do, this shit is keks
>>709500684
gg, g fucken g
>you know those niggas role with GayNazi and them
fully lost it
Blonde Jade from the Sudima in Christchurch
Have pics if this hottie
>>709500919
Did anyone save the maori version?
>>709500333
Soounds like fun also checked
>>709501035
He aha te Fuck i koe tika fucking mea e pā ana ki ahau, e koutou iti uwha? ka whai ahau e mohio koutou puta ahau tihi o toku piha i roto i te Navy kekeno, ka kua kua e ahau whai wāhi i roto i te maha marau ngaro i runga i Al-Quaeda, a kua ahau mo 300 reta whakapumautia. Kua whakangungua ahau i roto i makinui pakanga me ahau i te kaipupuhi runga i roto i te katoa US ope patu. He kahore ki ahau engari tika tetahi ūnga koe. ka horoia e ahau a koutou i te Fuck i te pū i te momo o e Kahore ano i kitea i mua i runga i tenei whenua, tohu aku kupu fucking. whakaaro koe e taea te tiki atu ia koutou ki te mea e shit ki ahau i runga i te Ipurangi? A feruri ano, fucker. Ka rite ki te korero tatou ahau whakapā ahau toku whatunga ngaro o tutei puta noa te USA me to koutou IP kei te ata matau i teie nei na te faaineine pai koe mo te tupuhi, kutukutu. Te tupuhi e horoi i te mea iti pathetic karanga koe tou ora. E fucking koe mate, koati. taea e ahau ki hea, wā, a ka taea e ahau patu koe i roto i runga i whitu rau ara, me e te tika ki toku ringa whanau. Ehara i anake ko ahau ngā whakangungua i roto i te whawhai pū, engari whai wāhi ki te mata katoa o te United States Marine Corps ahau, a ka whakamahi i ahau te reira ki tona whānuitanga tonu ki te muru koutou kaihe pouri atu te mata o te fenua, e koe shit iti. Ki te anake taea kua mohio koe he aha te utu noa i pā ana ki ki te kawe ki raro, ki runga ki a koutou to koutou iti "tupato" kōrero, pea e kua puritia e koe tou arero fucking. Otiia kihai i taea e koutou, e koutou e kore e meatia e, a inaianei e te aufauraa i koe te utu, goddamn koe pōrangi. Ka shit ahau riri katoa ki runga ki a koutou, a ka totohu koe i roto i te reira. E fucking koe mate, kiddo.
>>709499678
Quercy, wellington. Has been doxxed multiple times
>>709501268
Nah not that one, it's in English but about Maoris.
>>709501384
But... but... That was 500 hours in Google Translate!
>>709495275
That's a nice ass
anyone know of a Joey Tong in auckland? any nudes of her floating around?
>>709501268
that's beautiful
If niggers are real then how come?
auck nudes?
and bump
Does anyone take study drugs?
If so where do you get yours?
>>709491971
What do you need a gun for
>>709502780
Killing clowns yo
>>709502951
The dunedin clown got arrested
Which do you guys like picking better;
Streetsigns or storefronts?
I'm fucking sick of them both
>>709503104
Storefronts. Street signs are always some bullshit that takes up every square or isn't even a sign
>pic very fucking related
Auckland
>>709503663
moar
>>709503241
I prefer 5 different street sign verifications. Got palms trees this time
All i want to do is tie Quercy down and fuck her in the ass
>>709504157
Goodluck mother fucker
latebro here
>>709502412
thanks anon.
hungru for quercys ass
>>709504522
Checked. What is vola btw?
We're back. Gookmoot was pretty quick to plug 4ch back in this time
>based storefronts captcha
>>709504992
we back fam gotta love the storefronts.
>>709504522
Good luck
>>709491924
So you retards can fuck off to
>>>/int/ where you can namefag it up
>>709505580
int is blue though, I can't post this in int
>>709505610
Generals aren't permitted on /b/, get fucked
>>709505610
I'd like to suck on that nipple
>>709505667
We should be on /soc/ really, but they've just always been here
Don't fuck with tradition
>>709505667
Yet there's one every night for multiple countries. Here, I'll post a trap for you, so you can have a reason to be a faggot.
dsfdgv
>>709491831
Generals are cancer
>>709505817
>>709491831
What's your opinion on Canada?
Do you like us more than the abostralians?
>>709506102
This website is cancer
>>709505817
That is some skill tbqh
>>709506165
we like you fam
>>709506165
I knew a canadian. Ausfags generally try act like an adopted american baby, so yeah canada is best
>>709506165
i know a few Canadians, only get along with one of them. most of them were drugged fucked hippies all about peace and love and nature and shit. but my normal Canadian friend said its not all like that over there, so your still good on my side for now.
>>709506662
>going to sleep
>>709507371
>>709507371
Sleep well my sweet ray of sunshine, may the stars guide your spirit safely through the dreamlands
>>709507714
kek. you know you would sleep quicker and better if you took your eyes away from all screens. read a book an hour before you want to go to bed.
>>709508303
I'm reading now, just occasionally checking for memes
>>709508478
I think I used up all my good memes.
>>709506662
>>709508765
Any cats?
>>709510543
New Zealand is lame as fuck
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