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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>709474655 [courtney]
yeah it must be, but if you have music it's alright. I'd do anything while listening to music
>>709474717 [chelsea]
yeah they don't make those anymore
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
Claim
Claimed.
I just made a thread too. Oh well
>>709473526(konota)
Oh well hurry up and get home
>>709473645(lewd buddy)
He thinks romo is GOAT which is wrong
>>709473665(yukki)
Idk about that
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>709474554
Such tease~
>>709474779
>/waifu/ in one post
>>709474914
>please you're too kind~
>you make me so red
I miss my boyfriend ;-;
Here for a few minutes
>>709474957
I like the Fate route so far, I just passed the part where Shirou and the other fight Illya and Berserker in the forest
Not really.
>>709475694
Which one?
>>709475857
best eyes
>>709475379
umm what are they doing? :o
>>709475618
>Not from a new IP
>Posters before were
>Ak-Me
>Mai
>Keem
>Sachii
Hmm
>>709475618
Your waifu is pretty cute.
>>709475649
So what made you claim Kakyoin?
>>709475694
Sorry to hear that cute, i hope things go better for you in the future.
>>709475585
Yeah accept at work, we're not allowed to use our phones, but no one in 3rd shift really cares about that rule. I say, as long as we get our done, it shouldn't matter if we listen to music or not.
>>709474957(Illya)
I dont have many people to talk to at work. I'm more of the quiet worker who gets his stuff done.
>>709474919
We need a fucking image of that
>>709475585
Good they look silly
![TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Ax1Grg.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg")
>>709476205
Magic
>>709476218
That's why i chose her
>>709476367
Delete this
>>709476218
I like his cool demeanor and personality.
Who'd you claim, anon?
>>709476048
Not sure I know who that is.
>>709476048
looking deep into each others eyes :o
>>709476205
it was obviously me
>>709473645
Pls
>>709473665
You're cute<3
>>709473725
But plan on how to spend it now
>>709474303
Night
>>709474397
I will dude. I will
>>709476507
I want to hold sachi :o
>>709476710
i want to hold u
>>709476596
Im done btw smug if it makes you feel better.
hold me yuno:
That's all for me tonight, I hope you all sleep well or have an itherwise good evening.
>>709475762
The fight where his noble phantasm is revealed? That's a good one.
>>709476300
Yeah, you've mentioned that before I think. Nothing wrong with that though, less distractions from getting work done.
>>709476596
I look forward to it!
>>709476780
>>709475653
Dak has played so much better but Romo tops all to the Cowboys
>>709476596
What?
>
>>709475796
Ruri still loves you bby
>>709476838
Take care, Illya.
>>709476848
Agreed dak is beast ans will be the next brady/brees/manning
Chen Rules Everything Around Me
>>709477199
I miss the old /waifu/, straight from the 4chan
I hate the new /waifu/, the "cute" mood /waifu/
The always hugbox /waifu/, spaz in the news /waifu/
I miss the rude /waifu/, chop up the trpcodes /waifu/
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to claim in /waifu/
And now I look and look around and there's so many /waifus/
I used to love /waifu/, I used to claim in /waifu/
I even had the high quality pic
I thought I was /waifu/
What if Chen made a song, about /waifu/ ?
Called "I Miss The Old /waifu/," man that would be so /waifu/
That's all it was /waifu/, we now hate /waifu/
And I hate /waifu/ like people hates Chen
>>709476874
I actually gagged.
>>709476780
>>709476845
Yay
>>709476838
Sweet and Goodnight little loli
>>709476848
:(
>>709477329
My god, Chen is such a lyrics genius to be honest.
I'm off to bed, good night /waifu/
>>709477416
>>709477199
>Dick riding this hard
>>709476300
It's always nice to work in a place where they understand that kind of stuff and can be flexible with some rules
>>709476351
>jealous
>>709476596
I can't make that kind of decision
>>709477515
goodnight
>>709477515
night not sachi soa waifu discount lucina
>>709477126
Probably. I doubt this season was a fluke
>>709477383
Shhh it's all in good fun
>
>>709477515
Goodnight beautiful
>>709476488
Ah, well can't blame you there.
>>709476495
Ah, he is pretty great when it comes to that.
Nui, we spoke briefly in the last thread.
>>709477681
I don't know what I'm doing help me
>>709477515
Good night!
>>709477621
N-No!
>>709477655
If you saw his vollegiate play then you'd know it wasnt. Hes also not arrogant in the least and just keeps getting better.
>>709477778
What you should be doing is posting more feet pics. O:
ok how do i view images like before this is fucking shit i just like having a name
>>709477338
On Ruri's dick?
>>709477892
>playing this good without one of his best recivers
It's not hard to see he'll be great
>>709478065
Hilariously mature. Don't even think you could gag on someone that is 5'4.
>>709476838
Yeah, and less causes for drama, which this place gets a lot of.
>>709477515
Good night!
>>709477621
If my work understood that, we wouldn't have to try and hide our phones and headphones before the boss comes in everyday. (Aside from the weekends)
>>709478217
Internet relationships are hilariously mature.
>>709478272
oh I see.. well at least you can escape his surveillance while working I guess
>>709477787
I knew it
Man work was hot today. Kitchens suck in summer.
>>709478682
This.
>>709478683
Oh fuug.
>>709478797
This,
>>709479004
This.
>>709478869
This>
>>709478682
Meh, who said it was a relationship?
Apparently it's 'just a meme.'
>>709479132
This<
>>709478835
my my. why the blushing now
>>709479212
This^
>>709479179
That sound sad.
All these hours spending talking, all this delusional love, all for nothing.
alright I'm understanding it a little more
>>709478217
The hell did I do now?
>>709479284
Thisv
>>709479403
do you love me?
>>709479406
kyle
>>709479063
That
>>709479403
Kek, if you want to put it like that.
After realizing what sort of shit people do, you learn that you're better off.
>>709479568
Don't blame me for any of this.
where did lewd anons go?
>>709479644
Thöt
>>709479760
The
>>709479815
Cat
>>709479406
Yay! You're getting the hang of it.
>>709479934
The
what's up everyone? i'm single and ready to fucking kill myself.
>>709479899
there's my amazing boyfriend! c:
>>709479720
hell
>>709479267
I'M NOT BLUSHING
>>709479998
Hurry up and do it then
>>709479991
WORLD
>>709480139
Likes
>>709480040
yes you were
>>709480001
There's my cutie! I was thinking about you a lot today.. Oh how I've missed you!
claimed
>>709480232
Hmph!
>>709480282
Suck
>>709480040
>>709480232
I'd ship you two cuties
>
>>709480040
BLUSH
L
U
S
H
It's ok you're cute when you blush
![Dog Days 2 - 04 (BD 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_10.19_[2016.07.27_20.18.50].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZNj2xdi.jpg "Dog Days 2 - 04 (BD 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_10.19_[2016.07.27_20.18.50].png")
Claiming
holy shit this autism makes a lot more sense
>>709480254
I don't know why but I thought about this today, do you have any pets, love? :o
>>709480232
>>709480323
i want to die
>>709480323
>>709480232
>>709480040
>>709479267
>>709478835
This is not ok
>>709480503
Dicks
>>709480431
Yes, I have one little fat lard of a cat.
>>709480573
(Fullstop) However..
>>709480364
>>709480423
>>709480463
>>709480564
What the hell just happaned?
>>709480731
doesn't
>>709480803
always
>>709480764
autism
kagami claimed!!!
>>709480576
do you have a pic of him? :o
I'm trying to befriend the strays outside my trailer with cat food, I saw one cat eating some ^-^
>>709480764
look at yourself
>>709480323
I'm gonna go. goodnight
>>709480867
Well hello purple haired cutie
>tfw no shitposting boyfriend
>>709480834
Penis
(I'm too tired for this shit)
>>709480959
May I fulfill that role for you?
>>709480946
Well okay, good night
>>709481016
sure wanna erp?
>>709480959
wanna erp? :o
>>709480982
fulfill
>>709481045
you're disgusting
>>709480951
hiya!! how are you doing today??
>>709480764
You're being shipped with akame
>you guys will make a cute ship <3
>>709481224
Oh hell..
>>709481224
what the hell is this
>>709481213
You can pick up your guitar case if you really believe in yourself
>>709481409
do you really think so?? i think im just gonna get a helicopter to pick it up...
>>709481305
You guys will be cute together
>
>>709481213
Fine its almost sleepy time though...almost
>>709481544
Lmao
>>709481538
you can do it
>>709481650
>>709481544
>>709481650
I thought I was the only one.
>>709475379
Mercy claimed
>>709481656
yeah...i know how you feel, i have to wake up early tomorrow to turn in stuff
what time is it there for you??
Alright/waifu/ time for juvia to go to bed
Goodnight
>>709480868
<5
Thank fuck the lewd is gone. The lewd is just horrible these days.
>>709481078
Sure!
>>709482234
goodnight, sleep tight and dream sweet!!!!
>>709482300
ooh what a cutie like his owner!
name?
>>709482300
>>709480868
Sorry for taking so long. Had to charge my phone, and he was hiding behind the couch for awhile.. hehe.
>>709482234
Good night
>>709482383
I bend over
>>709482417
How'd you know it was a guy?
His name is Rufus and he's our fat ball of fluff and our only pet in the house.
Oreo, huh? I see where you got your Discord user from now. c:
>>709481990
Its only 11 holy crap i thought it was later tbh...should still go to sleep soon though.
>>709482344
>mad
>at lewd
cuddle with me yuno
>>709482521
>I slowly begin to rub my lizard against your crotch
Do you wish to continue, Yes or no?
>>709482611
I assumed his gender
isn't Rufus a dog name? :o
very cute still
>>709482758
sure
>>709482661
it just turned 1 here!! i should prolly start getting to bed too, and you should really go to bed!!
>>709482758
i slooowwly began to unzip my pants, my lizard spit in your face, very hot, very nice
>>709482682
see>>709482804
>>709482661
Im not mad. Its just that when its flooding the board constantly and shit quality, the whole reason for the board goes out the window. R34 threads exist for a reason, and this is not a R34 thread.
>>709482783
It's actually a more common cat name.
It fits him because he's fat and lazy.
I like the name you gave for your cat. He looks just like an Oreo cookie <5 I just want to eat him up, so cute!
>>709482758
mmm yes your lizard is so big anon
>>709483046
see>>709482913
Fine, you only get one per day.
You can cuddle with the plush doll instead though
>>709483063
>>709483118
:3
>>709482944
Eh i will eventually...so your in central time zone what state?
>>709483045
That would be true if the conversations stopped and everyone was just posting lewds. But the thread continues as always.
>>709483069
:o i c
I want to get him a little friend ;-;
maybe a white cat named snowball!
>>709482804
>>709482913
>>709483107
>I continue anyway
>I slowly begin to strip you, revealing your buttcheeks in front of me. My lizard began to grow at rapid pace, my lizard spit at your anus to give lube.
>>709482944
Is very gud.
Do you wish to continue?... Yes or no?
>>709483314
Awh, that sounds like a good idea.
Poor Roofus is so lonely, just like me. If only his balls weren't castrated, poor guy..
here
>>709483511
Rufus* I'm tired today.
>>709483226
okaayy, but try and get to bed soon
im in tennessee right now, but im getting ready to move back home!!
>>709483389
police he try to molest me
>>709483511
get him a friend? :o
I'll try to talk to you a bunch on the weekend if you'd like!
>>709483739
>Sachi's Silly Slut
owo
>>709483511
pssstt, don't fall for his tricks
>>709483739
Hehe, well. We're fine with only one cat for now. He sheds enough and all that as is.
That would be nice! I absolutely would love to hear more about you, I find you so interesting.
>>709483938
???
>>709483639
I will within the hour
Where's home im originally from Mississippi
Why have these threads been so homo lately?
>>709484021
well that's fine then
I might be switching to part time rather than full
I don't need the extra hours and I want more time to do things like go for walks :o
and talk to my cutie c:
>>709483063
>>709483226
Its kinda offputting to people who may want to join. Solid walls of lewds just brings lurkers.
>>709484306
Everyone seems to be accepting that they like men
klonata hurts me :(
>>709484309
Yay!
The more time I can potentially spend with you, the better, love. <5~
What do you work as?
>>709484401
>and those lurkers turn into posters
Plus the lewd episodes dont last forever
>>709484036
hahaha!!! ok
oooo mississippi?? how is it there???
i'm from el paso originally
>>709484611
cute new photo :o
made me giggle a bit
I work at a call center
do you work or school?
>>709484535
y
>>709484747
no:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovyGr7q2T1g
>>709484747
Sounds like a fairly easy job!
I work part-time installing solar panels, I'm a student, too.
>>709484799
o: i c
>>709484813
oh this reminded me I haven't posted a youtube link yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms94bEkYm4o
>>709485116
your pics are too cute, love!
you should come down here, you'd make a fortune because all the sun :o
>>709484680
Hot and sweaty then freeze your balls off. But the freedom is great.
>>709485321
sounds a lot like here!!! i bet there's a lot of humidity too huh?
that's why i love el paso so much, i can have a fire in my backyard or do whatever!!!!
>>709485251
Where's "down here?"
>>709485625
arizona
where are you from cutie? :o
>>709484313
Are you up early? Or later! I don't know where you are
>>709484813
Baby<3
>>709485625
be careful with him
>>709485621
100% all the time during the summer shit sux
>>709485819
Rabbit
>>709485784
Nevada..
>>709485819
Does it matter?
>>709485906
Thanks a ton for your cryptic reply. Totally doens't piss me off.
>>709485919
i know how you feel!!!! i hate walking out of the shower, and sweating right after...
>>709486006
ooh cool :o
don't get upset cutie ;-;
>>709486006
you're welcome, just remember what i say
>>709485977
how's my cute this afternoon?
>>709486006
I'm a curious person. Nevada eh?
>>709486087
>Doesn't understand sarcasam
Bye.
>>709486069
I'm fine! <5 It's nice to know we live so close!
>>709485819
It's currently at the time of posting this, 11:36. I'm staying up a bit late to chat with you guys. <5
>>709486245
Yes, Nevada. Lived here my whole life, but plan to move out soon.
>>709486270
but im still here kek
>it's hard to read sarcasm through text
>>709484813
https://youtu.be/tRlGTmZ1sCQ
>>709486270
yeah, a lot of the waifus are from foreign countries it's nice that you're close
what are you studying? :o
>>709486245
I'm actually feeling really good, thank you for asking Alice. Just playing a couple games and talking to some friends.
How about yourself? Been well?
>>709486423
I've never really been a big fan of vocals in slow, sad songs. It's a nice one, I just prefer certain songs without them.
>Maybe it's just because I prefer post-rock to other genres.
How's work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekenah7I4rE
>>709486581
biomedical engineering!
>>709486788
wow you must be really smart!
you don't need to do that for the lollipop ;-;
>>709486037
Urg thats the worst, but i dont like the weather hear in socal either because it never changes or rains...I miss the rain
>16 min till sleepy time
>>709486358
Don't like it there?
>>709486706
I'm not doing terribly! It's the middle of the night and I woke up again, but that's becoming a common thing.
I just wrote an exam yesterday that I did real bad on, but I still passed the course, which is nice
Playing league?
>>709475379
Sorry fags, I've already claimed all the waifus. /Thread
>>709486706
Work was pretty busy, but annoying as hell. Every time the other cook goes on break, my life is a steady lines of the annoying dishes of the place. Im at home now, warming up for a MWO match tonight. How was your day?
https://youtu.be/iilT7vY5Aa4
Something a bit more upbeat.
>>709487027
>Don't like it there
I don't like America in general.
>>709487005
>really smart
Well, duh! I hit my head a lot as a child. I'm very smart.
>>709486706
Hit me uo on discord :)
>>709487300
I was really smart as a kid but I got pretty dumb later ;-;
that's good though, the world needs smart cuties
>>709487027
Well, I guess thats good and bad to hear. Any reason you think you keep waking up? Don't try brush it off if it's becoming common. Sleep is important!
The main thing is that you pass, that's all my mentality really was. At the end of the day, you either pass or fail.
>League
Nah. Playing Terraria with a couple buddies and was playing MGS V before, good fun.
>>709487255
Eh well, if it's busy, time usually goes a lot faster, instead you're just sitting there looking at the clock if it's slow as hell.
>steady lines of the annoying dishes
Sounds like hell to me.
My day was pretty good actually, got home from a friends place a while ago after getting pretty baked.
>>709487400
Sure bby
We ERP'ing?
>>709487014
awwww!!! ;=;
the rain is relaxing...but i hate the drizzle
at least you have the desert to look forward to
U guys is gay.
>>709487503
I want a long term relationship with you.
>>709487630
You better not get jealous when I go on a date with someone irl~~
>>709487620
In the words of anakin skywalker
>i hate sand
>>709487710
Well, I fuck girls on daily basis so is fine
Does it count if it's a qt trap waifu?
>>709487839
Well thats good then, where shall we start?
>>709487960
Wherever you want bby
>>709488019
I like the sound of that.
Let's take this into Discord
>>709488122
But I'm too shy for discord
A relationship like Tats and Miho's <33333
where miho is broke and doesn't give a fuck but tats want the best of times with him
justwaifuthings <3
>>709487802
ahahaha!!!! but...it's so nice to walk through barefoot! until you step on a cactus
>kagami
