Ask a New Orleans drug dealer anything
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Ask a New Orleans drug dealer anything
Do you sell drugs?
>>709462234
how much can i get with three fiddy?
>>709462341
Yea
How much drug could a wood drug drug if a wood drug could drug wood
Isn't New Orleans still underwater?
>>709462234
If you trusted me, would you front me a ki?
>>709462234
whats your kd?
how much do you make weekly? are you ever scared of dying?
>>709462234
Do you think gun control actually keeps criminals from getting guns?
>>709462508
Any day
do you pack heat? if so, what kind?
where do you stash your cash?
>>709462234
how's business over there?
>>709462522
Ain't like I got a fixed amount, Id say a couple grand
>>709462522
Can't be scared of that when you seen so many people die and grow up around here I don't wanna die but I would accept it cuz
What led you to this career?
>>709462579
Mossberg pump in my house and carry a 38 all U need
>>709462234
Why is there a revolver with a suppressor on it in that picture?
Do you have a record?
>>709462234
How much is shrooms down there? its $5 -$15 a g where i live but im also in canada so
Do you actually own a suppressor? If so is it home made or factory made?
Sketchiest scenario you have been in?
>>709462690
The dope business? Come visit and tell me how many fiends you see. It's good.
>>709462712
Being broke af and wanting to make $
>>709462234
Have you ever shot anybody
>>709462834
fuck you
>>709462234
What are your thought on Lil' Wayne?
maybe link me to some nawlins fire?
Are you always listening to trap music in the bando?
Don't flake out and only answer one of the questions either.
Do you have any good apple pie recipes?
>>709462234
Where are you planning to spend christmas?
>>709462873
he couldnt because he wouldnt pass a background check
>>709463053
I asked under the assumption it was likely aquired via less than legal means.
>>709462234
how much a g of hash go for?
>>709463022
hes ok
nah
no
>>709462814
Sadly
>>709462834
It's mostly the college kids that do shrooms I don't fuck wit them so idk the price
>>709462873
Idk how it was made but it works
>>709462901
Someone try to rob me an I shot him in the back his leg
>>709462234
What gun's your favourite out of those ones? I'm digging the white handled one
>>709463115
15 bucks depending on the state
show us a pic of your inventory
>>709463182
kidnap tha bitch
>>709463158
>I shot him in the back his leg
omg, the poor guy! you did kiss the wound so it would heal faster, right?
>>709463182
Take her out to a nice restraunt and see where the night takes us
>>709462234
You willing to sell that mp5k?
>>709463022
Grew up on lil Wayne pretty much everyone from here fuck wit his music I still listen to it
NO fire: listen to soulja slim, Mac, curren$y, and old lil Wayne
Trap music in the bando?
always listening to music even in the car lol
>>709462234
Whats your real name and address?
Thank you.
>>709463212
the .45
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>>709462982
MAKE /b/ GREAT AGAIN
How do you go big time? I'm up in Canada and I'm starting up have any tips?
what is your street name?
>>709463377
ye, snapchat medicinalhoochman420
>>709463359
You trying to clown me for leg shooting but I was only 18 I wanna hear what u did at that age play boy
>>709463115
20 bucks in ny
>>709462834
$40 for 3.5 grams in ny
have you ever shot up cocaine
>>709463475
yes, once when i was 17
How do you feel about losing your job once Trump ends thw war on drugs and locks down the boarders tighter then a nun pussy?
>>709463446
I don't have a Snapchat email me at Auric1918@gmail
>>709463475
i wanna shoot up cocaine recently has anyone done this to tell me their experience
>>709463403
Canada for pussies that's like the Great Value America like that cheap shit u buy at Walmart, come to New Orleans lol
>>709462234
What is your real name and address?
Thank you.
>>709462234
Is that actually how big silencers (suppressors?) are in real life?
Doesn't that make the gun fucking impossible to handle?
>>709463545
Didn't bush say that too? The fuckin army had to come here after Katrina let that speak for itself I remember that shit
>>709463570
Its a huge instant rush and better than vaped meth in some ways
Is that a can on a revolver
>>709463541
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>>709463446
real op here, nevermind the other faggot.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/OpenCL/
add me on steam if you wanna talk deals n shit
whats most likely way to get you caught?
-purchasing from your source
-delivery to customer
-bad luck (just getting pulled over)
-rival dealer
>>709463663
They are actually that big, it depends on the size of suppressor you are using and weight of the gun. It is actually not too bad and feels balanced.
How much do blackmarket beretta m9's go for?
>>709463663
yes
no
>>709463590
Man I have such great shit here Canada has the best weed and all the shit I get is so pure
>>709463694
Legit interested in that mp5k. I'll add if you are
Whats with the surge in black traps lately (trannies)?
>>709463804
Well a AK down here go for 500 bucks so it's prolly real cheap
If you're from new Orleans does that mean you sell to Lil Wayne?
>>709463449
Reading Playboy magazines my father was hiding in some box in the attic.
>>709463804
$500-700
>>709463556
>Auric1918@gmail
add me on steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/486893047508/
>>709462234
What other crimes do you commit?
>>709462810
thought i was the only one who noticed
>>709463902
He moved to Miami after Katrina
>>709462234
What street name do you go by?
>>709463831
im legit
>>709462234
I think that the gun circled gun should have an extended mag. Do you agree or disagree?
>>709462234
Can you give me a description of what you look like?
>>709462234
Why are you dumb enough to live in that death trap of a city?
Nigger or beaner?
>>709463831
id/openCL
>>709463980
Just "T". It's pretty common for ppl to just go by one letter down here and you don't tell nobody your real name makes it real hard for ppl to keep track of you
>>709464020
since it has a foregrip already, yeah
>>709463980
Tyrone Nascar
>>709463938
get online pussy i added you
>>709462234
how can i get a job smuggling drugs?
what type car do you drive through the hood?
>>709464044
Best city in the world was born and raised here and it ain't as bad as it use to be a lot of ppl moved to Baton Rouge after the storm
>>709464203
1 stretch anus
2 put drugs in anus
3 go to prison
4???????
5 profit!
>>709462234
Reckon you could spike the local water supply with as much acid as you can make so everyone wakes up from this nightmare there?
what area of new Orleans do you operate and what do you look like so a average citizen (NOT a cop) can get some sweet hash?
>>709462234
Do you work for the Khazarian mafia?
>>709462810
You can suppress a Nagant revolver.
>>709464230
2008 GMC envoy tbh lol
>>709463949
mosin pistol- the only revolver that you can use a suppressor- (look 4 youtube vids)
>>709462234
We're do u live were do u come across silencers
do you dress nicely? do you wear Yeezys?
>>709464343
this way your anus will already be stretched and ready for prison, how convenient!
how badly has the economy of your industry been affected by the introduction of cheap hard products that cripple your consumers ability to earn expendable income?
Where at in New Orleans, the wards?
>>709464399
Algiers, I don't look like one of ya buddies that for sure
>>709464600
15th ward Algiers
>>709462234
Are you one of the niggers who spray paints "achoo :)" all over the damm city?
where is your base of operations and who are your associates?
not fbi here just curious
>>709462808
Are you black?
>>709464693
yo
you gunna get on steam bruh?
>>709464748
Hahaha
>>709462234
Where are u from?
>>709464792
That was a fake dude idk why he put that
>>709464784
No
Ops a faggot with a google pic of guns he will never own.
Kys faggot
>>709463888
Are they full auto or not?
>>709465178
Come to NO and see I bet u a fat ass virgin who never held a gun in ya life lol
>>709465375
Some
>>709465379
Timestamp or gtfo faggot
>>709464899
these fucking fakes.. real op here.
im atm ready to roll out and jank this one kid's stash candy
ill post timestamp here in a sec
what color are you?
>>709465379
i got an uncle who lives in Shreveport. What are your opinions about Shreveport?
Do you live in the garden district or nah
>>709462234
Why did you put a foregrip on a .22 pistol? It's not like they have any kind of recoil.
Retard.
>>709465696
Not OP, but it still offers better handling and precision, even if it is a tad unnecessary.
>>709465696
There not his its a google pic... Those are NFA items which require paperwork and wait time
Op is underage faggot
>>709462234
Duuude. Alexandriafag here. Can you get decent acid and how much per hit?
Have you dealt to anyone in $uicideboy$?
>>709462234
Are you that nigger sellin crack in tremè
Holy shit! There's a sniper here to take out the drug dealer!! Everybody look ou-
>>709465425
How much does it cost to turn them full auto?
>>709462234
>This week on things that aren't true.
pics or it didn't happen pal
>>709465913
I would believe that. But then you assume a real drug dealer would file proper paperwork for such weapons is where you fail.
>>709466225
why you need a full auto gun?
>>709462234
Where do you live and what do you do for a living?
>>709465990
I know one of their moms, she was a middle school teacher
>>709465654
No
>>709465913
Lol u really think people follow the law to the fullest huh? Hop out of moms basement. You think we buy AKs from a legit store? U don't know shit about the crescent city
Poor OP, having troubles with fake OPs.
>real OP is obviously a nigger faggot.
>>709466430
He wouldnt even be able to aquire those items due to how well they are regulated by said paperwork.
>>709466637
Ain't trouble he isn't even being funny idk what he is trying to say lol but he isn't me
>>709462234
You have a fat pussy
>>709462234
>Do you sell to elementary/middle school kids?
>Is there anyone you won't sell to?
>How much can you bench?
>>709466681
Lol u really believe this? Dude I know several ppl u could go to their spot an find hollow point ammo on the kitchen table! Most of the weapons ammo an silencers and shit are sold low profile as fuck in a car or a shady ass spot, u are obviously a sheltered nerd NOT from my city lol
>>709466560
Ak market is dry af
Ops still a
faggot
>>709467143
Where u from maybe
>>709466681
It is not hard to build a silencer with stuff that you can by at home depot
>>709466681
Nigga, this is America. We have guns in surplus. They are not required to be registered.
>>709467197
>all over the us...
>still hasnt posted timesamp
Ops a faggot :)
>>709467239
He a Fuckin clown don't know shit about that life lol
>>709462234
I wants silencer
Wat do?
>>709467309
A time stamp of what? Time stamp a pic of ur ugly ass Bc your still a virgin
>>709462234
Bourbon, Frenchmen, Dectuar or St. Louis, what street is your favorite hangout?
What can i get for 2gs
>>709466741
How did you know?
>>709467239
>NFA items
>>709463831
Looks like pof not actual hk
>>709467411
they're called suppressors, go to a gun shop and buy one, you'll have to pay like 200 for the tax stamp plus the cost of the suppressor.
>>709467446
Canal street
>>709466436
:) and How much does semtex go a pound?
Why is it taking this long to ask for a timestamp?
Fakest shit i've seen. Timestamp or you're a faggot OP
>>709467411
What state? From my experience in Arkansas you have to pay a 'stamp' tax of 200 dollars when that's approved you can purchase a silencer.
>>709467737
Time stamp what??
>>709467143
>Ak market is dry af
Not out here in WA State!
>>709466378
>>709466560
Stop telling fibs to losers on the interwebs. Give a pic of something you do or fuck off.
>>709462234
Why do you think it necessary to declare your home state?
>>709467780
Of "your" guns faggot...
>>709467538
Bruh, in more than half of the country you're allowed to buy a gun without even needing a background check. "Gun shows" allow "private vendors" to conduct business pretty leniently of the law.
Quit trying to regulate my freedom, commie.
>>709462234
Got any Kalashnikov pistols?
whats the best way to buy the drugs
with the better prices for more you buy
price
an how muc
>>709467593
God I know. I'm not eviimg trolling here. Been wanting one for a while or a UMP45.
I have had to many offers for fuck tech 9s and mac10s goddammit
>>709467417
A timestamp of his tiny black cock.
OP is a nigger faggot.
>>709467752
Yea and the wait time is fucked
I have 2 sbrs in "nfa jail"
>>709467945
>NFA items
>>709467643
Ah you a dealer on the skirts of the tourist traps, respect. Use to work down there, casino and fucking Krystals would be bank for you.
>>709462234
Sketchers or new balance?
>>709468186
Bruh, in more than half of the country you're allowed to buy a gun without even needing a background check. "Gun shows" allow "private vendors" to conduct business pretty leniently of the law.
Quit trying to regulate my freedom, commie.
>>709468068
I know the feel. I inherited 16 Colt armys but the government won't turn them over. They are fucking 1860 colt army's, wtf damage am I going to do with a fucking cap gun from the civil war.
>>709467945
Lol op thinks you can buy nfa items without paperwork from gun shows
>>709468334
Thats fucked arent those considered preban?
>>709468329
>NFA items
>>709468334
get a decent lawyer
>>709468355
I'm not OP.
Plus, what is stopping someone from walking up to someone else, handing them a gun, and receiving money in return?
10/10, no one can be this deluded. You got me.
>>709462579
Ever kill someone?
Would you ship me blow?
>>709468489
If you are referring to the 1980s preban. Yeah no shit. I'm not sure what the deal is.
>>709468068
when did you submit your forms
>>709468777
Checked.
>>709468681
The fact you still think you can buy regulated nfa items through pvt sales... This isnt the movies kid... I am well aware you can buy firearms from private sales but thats not how it works with nfa items such as sbrs FA/burst fire and silencers... They require these shitty little things called tax stamps that take fucking forever to process...
>>709462234
Why would you describe yourself as being from New Orleans twice in the same post?
Also, die of cancer swamp filth.
That picture was posted by a guy on reddit
nice BB guns OP
>>709462234
You're a faggot
>>709468896
About 4 months ago
>>709469297
aw man, hopefully in Feb you'll get your stamp. I have a RLL and a Gemtech can pending too
>>709466993
Hollow point ammo are not illegal, except for military use. The police use hollow points all the time and so can gun owners.
Think about that, the police can use a round that the military can't.
Reason being hollow points have less chance of over penetration and staying inside of the body. Less chance of a stray round hitting a by stander, assuming the cop didn't panic and empty the mag and miss with half of the rounds they fired.
A long shot to be sure.
>>709462234
>silencer on a revolver
lulz
OP here.
I suck massive asian dick because im too inept on posting a timestamp with "my guns".
Pls leave me hate.
>>709464020
Why??? It's just a .22 cal Browning Buckmark (or shit knockoff brand) either way...dumb to have, let alone trick out. Props on the rest tho!
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>>709469676
Do you people understand that any idiot with a lathe can make a suppressor to fit ANY firearm in a matter of hours?
Nationally certified by the National Institute of Metalworking Skills here.
>>709462234
You selling at VooDoo fest this weekend?
>>709469972
Lol op your so gay omg
>>709470049
Thats nice and all but oil filters are cheaper.. And what op posted isnt made on a lathe your moms basement...
>>709470049
but can they get a quality product made of Stellite and Inconel with .0001 tolerance?
>>709462234
What are you going to use all those airsoft guns for?
>>709469029
This man knows his shit.
Source: I'm a Class 2 dealer
>>709470469
Thanks been doing this shit awhile.
Hope to get my FFL before its too late...
>>709470000
Looks more like a roided out Ruger MKII. Either way it's a .22 made specifically for plinking. Reliable. But not really my first go to for killing a person.
>>709470281
What are you fabbing that would require a .0001 tolerance!?
>>709462234
Question from the office of Governor Bobby Jindal:
u like eatin ass?
>>709470797
Not him but whisper sticks maybe?
>>709470224
Yeah, probably made on something like the Haas TL2 in the shop I work in. Plug and play, can probably pull out about 12 a day?
>>709470281
Open a fucking bar stock order mag and you will be up to your teeth in that shit. and I have had the opportunity to control machines with .0000001 accuracy.
>>709470281
tennis balls and a plastic tube is sufficient
>>709462234
did you know the guy who shot that saints player?
>>709470659
Solid. Good luck friend. As long as you keep good paperwork it isn't too big of a deal if you are going 01 or 07. If you go 07 just make sure you get ITAR too, to cover your ass.
>>709471013
Not op but is that not the dude that shot himself in the leg? Sports niggers always shoot themselves in the leg and I don't sportsball enough to know who the fuck you're talking about.
>>709462234
Why the fuck is there a suppressor on that revolver?
>>709462702
Dude wtf? You risk prison and death for only $100k per year? It is tax free and all but shit, dont you know you can make more than that in the financial, medical, engineering or even auto sales industries? For financial and auto you dont even need a degree. That quick lazy money comes with the ultimate price. Get with it dummy! Even the mob is now mostly legit!
>>709464119
I too live down here, very true. Once had a guy that went by Joker. Weird fella.
>>709470904
I realize that's what they're talking about machining but...a .0001 tolerance is not necessary to produce a suppressor. That's an hero level nonsense.
>>709471494
Im not trying to hate or judge you. It just seems like a lot of risk for minimal reward.
>>709471384
There's a special Russian revolver that can handle a suppressor. It's weird
>>709462234
Fuck off, nigger.
I go to school in New Orleans lol
>>709462234
Can I have one of your guns? Please...
>>709471732
I heard that about the Mosin...it actually works?
>>709466993
All I know is mp5s aren't exactly lying around all over the place in america.
>>709472016
I'd say so
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n97Yrb-OuVY
>>709467417
*You're
>>709470049
Yeah but can you forge a tax stamp to stick on it so you don't go to prison as soon as someone sees it without one?
>>709462234
Why does that revolver have a silencer ? It looks fucking stupid
>>709470125
Right! I'm going to voodoo too
>>709462234
are you actually in NOLA or in some shitty southshore/westbank shithole neighborhood
>>709472656
I dont think you know what a tax stamp is, but thats ok. Also, in what situation would you be waiving around a suppressor for somebody to see?
glock or 1911?
>>709470797
>Calibrated dragon dildos for NASA
>Little swastikas hidden in AMD processor silicon wafers
>tweezers to stroke your dick
Hi
>>709472944
Shooting beer cans on your property where your neighbor can see.
Shooting at the range.
Shooting up a classroom.
>>709473908
dont do the crime if you cant do the time pal
Did you guys ever hear the one about the drug dealer from new orleans?
He was in a HURRY to sell coCAINE
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>>709472740
Gonna be on some cactus tea
