ITT: Hookers, escorts and prostitutes
Share your experiences
>>709461646
Thailand, every year. I've never been happier then when I'm with a Thai hooker (ladyboy or not). I never plan on getting married. I just want to make money and bang cute Thai girls.
Always wanted to bang a ghetto ass black girl, so I found this hoe on backpage.
Interest?
>>709464161
Did you do in call? Out call? I'd like to bang someone other than my wife very much. I'm due in Vegas in a few weeks I wonder if I should just wait.
this one charges too much.,
>>709461646
Has /b/ ever fucked a pornstar?
I know some of them escort
>>709464537
I had her meet me at a cheap ass hotel in my city, didn't want her to know where I lived.
>>709463067
Im considering going to thailand next year, mind giving more details, tips, etc?
>>709463067
word, I've considered giving up everything in life in favor of booze and thai hookers until i die of aids/liver failure
I stuck my dick in a glory hole once. Best pussy I ever felt, until I found out that pussy belonged to my sister...
I usually troll Criagslist, nightshift, and backpage when I get bored, for the most part I have had great experiences. Its always nice to just meet someone new, nut and leave, without all the added bullshit.
>go to shitty strip club that has no cover charge
>no liquor license so have to drink Cooper's Extra Light
>shitty pissweak non-alcoholic beer
>watch the strippers do their thing
>skinny, petite, black Californian hooker sits next to me
>starts talking, I'm not interested
>give her shit and make bad jokes to try and make her go away
>she laughs and tells me I'm funny
>so much for that plan
>eventually convinces me to come upstairs for a blowjob
>pay the money, go upstairs
>she's actually pretty hot and has a nice little pussy
>ask her if niggers really have huge dicks
>she says some of them do
>says she finds working with really huge dicks uncomfortable
>ask her why she has a nice little pussy
>say if nigger dicks are huge, nigger pussy should be big/loose to match
>she laughs and tells me I'm funny again
>is it impossible to offend this nigger?
>let's get on with the job
>she sucks my dick while I finger her pussy
>she's pretty tight, and rocks her hips getting into it
>seems to actually enjoy it at least a bit
>tells me to keep the fingers I've had in her pussy away from face
>hates smelling her own pussy
>cum in her mouth
>she spits in the bin
>>709461646
Always wanted to fuck an escort in the states but too scared to.
Is BP legit? Apparently that's the go to place. I feel like it's a honeypot
are incalls safe? These 2 milf escorts that I have been eyeing only do incalls. They have a ton of good reviews tho
>be me, walking home from work
>see hot japanese girl standing on street
>yep, she's working, and I can cum in her mouth
>when she opens her mouth she speaks with thick aussie accent
>sounds like a skank from manly
>she pulls the upsell on me, but I pay up
>let's do some 69 - she has great dick-sucking skills
>she's got a totally smooth, milky white japanese pussy
>total JAV-quality pussy
>finger her like crazy while she sucks my dick
>four fingers in, stretching her out
>silent duck manoeuvre, try to get whole hand in for fisting
>won't go in, dammit - having big hands sucks sometimes
>ah well, still pretty good
>stretching out that japanese pussy while she sucks me
>cum in her mouth, she goes and spits in the bin
>asks if I want to have sex, don't really feel up for it
>she gives me a competent massage and chats
>she's from yawata, but moved to aus with parents when young
>seems disappointed that I'm not fucking her
>enjoy massage for the rest of the time, it's relaxing
>as leaving, she wants to kiss, I try to avoid it
>she still manages to land one on my lips
>so much for hookers not kissing customers
>>709465071
>being put off by incest
you don't belong here new friend
>be me
>frustrating day at work, stayed back late
>a relaxing massage might help
>go to massage shop I haven't tried before
>room is small and smells dodgy
>young, hot massage girl, so it's all good
>say "yes" when she asks if I've been here before
>pretty decent massage
>inevitably gets to "the flip" and she brings up extras
>"can I play with your pussy?"
>"sorry, I'm on my period"
>look disappointed and let down
>"how about I give you a blowjob instead?"
>alright, this is OK
>pay the agreed tip
>she sucks my dick
>feels good, man
>cum in her mouth
>she swallows and giggles
>wags her finger at me in a scolding way while smiling
>be me, in hong kong for business
>take a look around wan chai at night
>"velvet curtain" clubs everywhere
>staffed by filipinas on entertainment visas
>go into wildcats and sit down with four girls
>overpriced beer for me
>even more overpriced lady drinks for them
>hear their sob stories
>no money and no work in philippines
>come to hong kong to try and make cash
>supply of bargirls far exceeds demand
>lucky to get one customer in two weeks
>not really making much money
>one hasn't fucked in HK or fucked for money yet
>calls herself a "hong kong virgin"
>got a daughter back in philippines though
>want to take two of them back to hotel
>they talk me up to taking all four
>get substantial bulk discount over individual price
>they change into something less slutty
>taxi back to hotel, take them up to my room
>they're impressed, especially by the view
>(happy valley racecourse just across the road)
>they take selfies in room they can't afford
>I shower, they shower, they see me at full attention
>one of the more experienced ones: "Wow! Is that fake?"
>me: "No, it's real. Why?"
>her: "Because I've never seen an Indian with a huge dick before!"
>fuck you, I want to believe I have a merely average dick
>they all suck my dick, feels good man
>fuck three of them one after the other
>have to change condoms in between
>why do asian girls insist on changing condom?
>would be better if I could freely switch back and forth
>they're OK but not really into it
>what to fuck the "hong kong virgin"
>she doesn't want to
>her friends talk to her in filipino
>they convince her to do it
>fuck her for a while, best pussy of the group
>back to blowjobs
>joke about their dick-sucking skills
>tell one of them that another one sucks better
>she apologises and puts in more effort
>cum in former "hong kong virgin's" mouth
>she swallows
>they dress and leave to go back to their bar
>>709465543
NIghtshift . co
Far more legit site, has reviews and shit
>>709463067
at least the room looks alright
>>709464849
Go to Pattaya. Hopefully you drink, all the fun girls are in the bars. They have games to play, just play with them, drink a bit. Don't get drunk, you can get hustled or mugged. Just don't go too far from walking street, or any super shady places. Take the girls back to YOUR hotel room, and keep your shit locked up. Double wrap that shit...
The other method is to go to the massage/resort type places and just pick a girl out of a whole group, they are literally numbered. This always feels awkward to me and less exciting, though they are usually good at massage and cute
Bar girls are usually the party type, very open to bringing their friends back to the room. Massage parlor is relaxing, and you can sometimes get cuter shy types.
>>709466151
how much do you typically spend ?
>be me, in HK for business
>frustrating day at office
>drink large amount of beer after work
>walking down lockhart rd on way back to hotel
>"velvet curtain" clubs everywhere
>all staffed with filipinas on entertainment visas
>see chubby filipina standing outside crazy horse
>ugly like most filipinas but hitting it might make me feel better
>chat, talk prices, tries to talk me into taking her friend too
>friend is younger, taller, slimmer and prettier
>really not interested in friend though
>convinces me to do the double by promising lesbian show
>negotiate bulk discount over individual price for double
>pay tip for old chinese woman running bar
>walk to dodgy short-term hotel on Lockhard Rd with girls
>on the way the prettier one gives me a bit of background
>I'm her first customer, she's been losing money
>not a virgin, but never fucked for money or in HK
>"hong kong virgin" they call it
>if no customers she'll lose money on her work trip
>typical story, far more supply than demand
>get to short-term hotel, pay fee
>I shower, they shower
>it's clear they have no clue how to do a lesbian show
>so we have to skip out on the whole reason for the double
>both suck my dick, feels pretty good
>fuck the "hong kong virgin", she goes OK
>change condoms to fuck the chubby one
>why Asian girls always insist on changing condoms?
>fuck her right in the pussy
>she's really not into it, not even pretending
>obvious she just wants me to cum and get it over
>beer kicks in, her attitude definitely isn't helping
>start to soften a bit
>pull out and make her suck me hard again
>she clearly doesn't enjoy tasting her pussy on the condom
>go back to fucking her pussy
>start to soften, make her suck it again, back to pussy
>repeat a few times
>get sick of this, pull out, condom off
>jack off over former HK virgin's tits to finish
>clean up and leave
>when leaving, chubby girl asks if I'll give them a tip
>"you didn't deliver promised lesbian show - I'm not giving you a tip!"
>>709466347
Beat me to it. This.
>>709464332
Yea, go on
>>709465543
milfs? just go to a bar, dress nice nigga. They are easier than you think. If you are ugly, go get on AFF or CL and catfish... half the time they still fuck...
she was okay. chubby but great tits and she could really work that tongue
>>709466927
Info?
Ok i've got a great scam going on right now for getting free sex out of hookers. Chat them up and basically ask them that I need them to be discreet as I am a lawyer, just to busy for a wife blah blah blah. Basically offer them legal services in exchange for sex. Work's fucking great, I even had some business card's printed up!
>>709461646
This lady looks very much like a bank manager at a Wells Fargo I frequent!!
>>709466927
anon, please tell me where I can find her
>>709466347
I'm the one who posted the pic, you can get Bar girls for about 2000 Baht per girl ($57 USD). It's a bartering country so you have to haggle a bit.
Thai bar girls for the fucking win
>>709466927
Why Samantha?
Caught herpes from $300 whore. Not worth it.
>>709467407
>14 hour drive
worth. see ya in a few days anon
>>709467660
amazing blowjobs
Really wanted to fuck a chubby black girl so I went on backpage. Had a really nice smooth pussy and a fat ass. She let me finish in her ass and right when I started to cum my dick got literally coated in shit. Didn't care till after. Definitely regret it now
>>709467407
Moar
>>709467864
It's HSV, who the fuck cares. It literally does noting to your life. Most people that have it don't even know they have it because it doesn't do anything.
>>709467923
So you're saying she's a working girl in Indiana?
Why are her photos so old?
>>709467923
>>709467407
>>709466927
I'm in Indiana. fort wayne to be exact
>>709468223
we have been bamboozled
This thread needs more greentext hooker stories.
>>709468223
the entire Twilight series is on her shelf. thats not 2008
>>709461646
How do I make sure it's not a sting? I've been thinking about hiring an escort but someone I know just got picked up for soliciting...
I got HPV from a hooker. Didn't know it. Then gave it to my wife without knowing. Then she got cervical cancer.
>>709464618
Do you have more
>>709468223
Where did you find other pics of her??? Share the sauce!
>>709468125
Can confirm. No one will invite you over for casual sex anymore but aside from that, nothing changes.
Source: I have HSV2
>>709465169
What is night shift
>>709468754
EXIF data show
Camera: Canon PowerShot A590 IS
Lens: 5.8-23.2 mm
Shot at 5.8 mm (shot wide open)
Exposure: Auto exposure, 1/15 sec, f/2.6, ISO 200
Flash: Off, Did not fire
Date: October 7, 2008 4:26:08AM (timezone not specified)
Processed by Photoshop CS6
>>709464619
I've always wanted to. I read that Ava Devine is an amazing escort.
Shame she ruined her tits though. Shame about a lot of pornstars really. Jenna Jameson was one of the hottest chicks to ever do porn and now she looks like an episode of Botched.
Lela Star by far the worst though.
>>709469221
Not sure. Several places, though. 4chan strips the EXIF data and a lot of the ones I have still have their EXIFs.
>>709465169
agreed do elaborate on this nightshift you speak of ?
>>709469658
could the camera have been wrong? Was she rlly taking pics at 4:30am? What if she didnt set the date and time
>>709469258
Because people inviting me over for casual sex was really eating up all my time.
>>709469933
show that pussy
>>709467864
>>709469258
Can you guys share the story of catching Herpes, and what dealing with it is like?
I had a scare recently where I thought I caught it but did not. I'd like to know more about catching it, and what dealing with it is like.
thx.
>>709466898
And where am I supposed to fuck them??
I can't bring them back to my place for reasons
>>709469422
its a site just for escorts, its pretty well done up, has a decent forum, and a method for vetting girls so you know what your in for. also its .co not com
>>709470687
I literally didn't even know I had it until I was told I had it. No Idea where it came from and It hasn't affected my life in the slightest. No bumbs or scars or itching. Alot of people have it and don't know they have it because It literally does nothing to you. you just have it
>>709471174
their place?
In my experience, most bar crawling milfs aren't looking for more than a quick fuck. or possible repeat fucks with no relationship.
>>709470170
just check it out for yourself nightshift . co not com
>>709469422
Like backpage but classy, also more expensive
Hookers are awesome, I'm finna never get a wife.
Out in Bangkok, drunk with my fiance, I convinced her that we should just go to a place I read about just to look at the girls while we enjoy a drink.
15 minutes and $200 later, she and I have two Thai hookers on our way up the elevator.
One ate my fiance out, while she watched me drill the other in the asshole. Good times. I think I got 3 pops off then. When we got back to our hotel, the fiance and I fucked two more times.
>>709470687
I dunno. I was a manslut for about a year. Fucked maybe 40 women. Just when life was absolute perfect, I got it. Was protected 100% of the time. I took that shit seriously but I got unlucky. Had a sore for 3 weeks. Never saw anything after that. Went to get tested 3 months later (that's how long it takes to show in blood tests). Tested Positive. Was incredibly depressed for about 8 months. All my fuckbuddies cut me out of their life completely. Down to one woman I see once a month. Another woman I see once every 3-ish months. They're okay with my condition. I've mostly gotten over it but I still get short bouts of depression for a few minutes a day. Been exploring uh, certain kinks to compensate for the lack of sex life.
>>709470196
Yes, cameras are often wrong, usually because the user didn't set the date so the camera uses its "birth" date (1980, 2000, etc.). I have a dozen shots of Samantha with dates from 2008 to 2011.
>>709470627
Very well.
>>709471488
So I got an STD test once like 5 years ago.
Under the Herpes thing it had an antibodies count, 0 was no herpes, 1 - 15 was possibly herpes, and over 15 was definitely herpes.
I was in the 1 to 15 section. What does that mean? Can anyone interpret this?
>>709468125
Everyone has cold sores. Some above, others below. Worrying about herpes is like worrying about aging.
>>709472545
where was the sore? Was it painful/tingly?
How bad was it?
>>709472725
I would say you possibly have herpes.
>>709472725
It means you probably have it. There is no "sorta herpes" or "low-grade herpes". You either have it or you don't.
>>709470687
>but did not
Last I knew, medicine can diagnose HSV only when it's virulent and even then not always accurately.
>>709472957
But I have never shown a single symptom
>>709472905
Not going to derail the thread. I gave you my story. You can get the science-y stuff from the doctor or related forums.
>>709461646
I frequent a particular worker in SoCal; milfy, cute, humongous titties. Been seeing her for over a year now at least twice a month. Last time I went over we were laying in bed just chilling before the deed and she mentioned she would feel comfortable with bareback with me since I've been a regular for so long. I agreed and she sucked me off and I came in her pussy. Been a few weeks and no symptoms yet....
>>709473052
You don't need a symptom. I only had a symptom for 3 weeks, then never again for over a year.
>>709465071
what do you expect when you install a gloryhole between the wall that you and she share?
>>709473029
Existing medicine only reduces outbreaks and reduces shedding. No cures exist
>>709473139
>>709473306
thanks guys.
the reason I ask is that I have slept with like 20 women at this point in my life and still havent caught anything.
Its fun obviously, but i think it's just a matter of time before I stop winning Russian Roullete and I should just settle down and find a wife.
>>709473490
dude chill out. 96% of the world has a strain of herpes symplex. Don't believe me? Google Cytomegalovirus. It's not the end of the world.
>>709467554
>No photo, video, mobile camera
Glad to see no one enforces that.
>>709470321
underrated kek
>>709472640
Not usually a fan of hookups...but she has that slight bit of chub that gets me so hard.
>>709468818
How bad is HPV?
>>709473052
The virus stays dormant, usually in the site of the original infection, and erupts infrequently, usually when the body is under stress of one sort or another. It's called "cold sore" because it comes out when you have colds.
By the end of the 1970s, epidemiologists were saying that something like 90% of the population had either HSV1 or HSV2.
>>709472640
I'd suck every drop of cum out after she's been working all night
>>709470687
> be dating normal chick
> normal chick turns into $300 hooker
> shaving balls get cut
> small lump
> go doc get paint / dry ice many many times
> like other anons say gf just has it, needs cervical cancer vaccine no symptoms females are just carriers for the type i have
> years later still have skintags
> longterm different gf shit is cash
> still self conscious need more dry ice
> disregard females acquire currency
>>709474748
For men, no much. For women, HPV is believed to promote cervical cancer.
>>709474922
Treatment for HSV is not dry ice, it's acyclovir.
>>709474922
So you have skintags that grow from your balls?
>>709461646
I fucked one in the Philippines that I'm pretty sure I saw in a dandy porn
>>709473964
The mama san likes me there, she was the one who took the pic.
>>709475215
> 3 at the groin and like a couple small ones on the shaft
> took a shit load of antibiotics paint dry ice and othe shit
> kept goingto doctor hoping it would go away
>eventually he says it will never spread and the warts orwhatever are now skin tags
> need to go back maybe they can be burnt off
> shit is not cash
>>709469917
Take your virginity elsewhere please.
>>709463067
how are the ladyboys over there? Are they very passable? What about aids?
>>709476135
pics? I'm legit curious.
STD's are going UP not down. One condom pop and you get syphilis in your brain and AIDS. Go see a shrink before it's too late all you married fucks
>>709464161
Was she fun. looks fun
>>709464161
I love fucking ghetto black girls fun as shit
>>709465556
lucky you
>>709476392
As long as you stick to Bar girls you will be fine since all bars require there girls to get tested ever 3-4 months. They want to keep there jobs so they're clean from what I have saw. The lady boys are extremely passable, some you won't even know until you get them to your room. If you are not from Thailand or havent been there before you definitely won't be able to tell the difference. I like them but sometimes they are just too much trouble, for instance everything they do is for show. They act more like women than real women and it can get very tedious if you want to keep her for more then just a one night stand. Other then that they give they give the best blowjobs. I swear I've never gotten a better one, they know what they're doing.
>>709476497
yeah nah i dont want to be screen capped like that hulk thumb motherfucker
i know not to delete system 32 but apart from that i dont know shit about how sick fucks doxx cunts i shoud be using my vpn i wish i was brave enough or smart enough satiate your curiosity anon sorry
>>709477027
It's cool. Good luck with the skin tags. Never heard of that before.
>>709476533
Both easily manageable, stay home you scared little child. Remember what mom always said " the outside world is a scary and dangerous place, just stay here with mommy".
>>709468793
>How do I make sure it's not a sting?
Do it in a country where it is legal.
Thai hookers in a hookah shop, I didn't spend more then $100 USD for the entire night and it was fucking amazing.
>>709477027
All you need to do is strip the metadata off. If I have to post something, I drop it in GIMP and export it as a new jpg without the metadata. When I used Windows, MSPaint would do it automatically, but I don't know about the windows 10 version. Find an EXIF (metadata) reader online and check your photos before posting them.
>>709476533
How long should I hide from the world before it's safe for me?
>>709461646
I lost my virginity to a busted Thai bar girl who also gave me herpes.
>>709477720
Sorry you had a bad time m8, I love them though and I've been going for years. where did you go to find said busted bar girl?
>>709473249
and thats how you ended up paying a hooker child support for 18 years...
dude i get it, she's a milf, maybe sterile. i've been banging escorts for years. don't fall for the bareback/regular line, especially since she's extracted info from you and knows you have enough cash to waste on escorts.
it's all fun and games until it isn't any more. i have two semi wealthy monger friends who got royally fucked over this way. she's nice but she's not your friend.
FYI, there are several types of HPV. There are harmless forms of HPV like plantar warts and cold sores.
The nastier forms of HPV are shit like herpes and genital warts that eventually lead to cancer in both males and females.
Get vaccinated mates.
I fucked a black hooker when I was 19 in my jeep in a staples parking lot she was 31 and hot as fuck huge ass tiny waste perfect tits. Then was helping my uncle move thing into his new law office and the lady I fucked spending my summer money of 250 was one of the other lawyers secretary's. She saw me and smiled and said hey there and giggled. She stoped me and said don't worry about it I promise I want say anything you better not ether. but if I needed her again let her know. I fucked her a lot more she gave me a lot of freebies. 75 dollars each time.then she moved best ass I ever had. She said she never did that much just thought I was cute and wanted to have a young cute white guy to have and play with.
>>709478531
>The nastier forms of HPV are shit like herpes and genital warts that eventually lead to cancer in both males and females.
Everything you said in this sentence is false.
>>709477961
That hover hand tho
The time I picked up a cheap as fuck street hooker and everything went so much better than expected:
1/3
>Be really drunk one night
>Decide to visit nearby strip where hookers operate
>Walking around, see a woman up ahead. I can't really see her face yet, but I can tell from the cheap, revealing outfit, the neighbourhood and the time of night what it is that she's doing there.
>She was a bit white trashy/bogan looking , but she wasn't ugly, either. Especially for a street hooker, for that matter. She was actually quite good looking, all things considered. Great body, great legs, really great arse. She may have been a little trashy looking, but she certainly looked clean. Not the best face, but not ugly, either. It just helped to giver her a bit of a cheap white trash look, which as I found out that night, given the right circumstances, I can get right into.
>She stops me and it begins; the conversation went roughly like this:
>Her: How are you tonight?
>Me: Not too bad, thanks. You?
>Her: Yeah, not bad, either. You got the time?
>Me: Yeah, it's about 9:40pm
>Her: Thanks. Are you looking for a bit of fun for the evening?
>Me: Yeah, are you working?
>Her: Yep. You want some company?
>Me: Yeah sure. What's the going rate?
>Her: 50 for a bit of head, 60 will get you a little of everything.
>I'd brought about $80 cash with me in four $20 notes if I recall correctly. I wasn't about to see if I can get change from a whore, so renegotiating seemed like a logical step. Especially since I had come out ready to spend all my money, anyway.
>Me: How about 80 bucks, you give me a bit of everything, and I get to play with your arse and tits for a bit?
>Her: Yeah, I can do that.
>Me: Great, lets go. Do you have somewhere nearby we can use?
>Her: Yeah, come with me.
>>709478810
2/3
>She leads me across the road into a poorly lit park.
>We go to a park bench at the edge of the park between a shed and a fence with some houses behind it.
>I give her the money and we get on with the show
>She gets her tits out and I suck on them for a bit. Not too small, not too big, still perky for a woman that appeared to be mid 30s-early 40s.
>She then squats down, helps me take my cock out and begins sucking me bareback
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>I ask her if she can lick my balls, she happily complies and licks them while gently jerking me off.
>While squatting, she gets out a condom and slips it over my dick, then while getting up, she pulls her skirt up and leans over the bench
>I get right up against her and she guides me in. We fuck for about five or ten minutes, I suppose.
>While I'm fucking her:
>Me: Hey, do you have lube by any chance?
>Her: No, why?
>Me: That's too bad, I could have gone in your arse.
>Her: You can go in my arse if you want.
>Silly me, it hadn't occurred to me that hookers probably use pre-lubricated condoms all the time. Still though, all of my what. This wasn't even what I'd negotiated for and she's up for it (this was not what I had in mind when I said I'd play with her arse, but I wasn't going to knock back an opportunity).
>She takes my condom off and blows me again for a couple of minutes, licking and sucking my balls intermittently. I used to have a pretty low opinion of people that took pride in demeaning work, but she changed that opinion very quickly.
>She puts a new condom on me and turns around again. This time she guides me into her arse and we continue.
>>709478864
3/3
>I'd fucked and been blown before that night, but this was my first time at anal. So the very first thing I did was push into her as deep as I possibly could and try to feel around. To be perfectly honest, it was pretty fucking good.
>In the midst of all this, I take stock of the situation: It's around 10pm, I'm in a shaky neighbourhood, drunk out of my mind with my dick up a street hooker's arse. At the time and in retrospect I feel pretty good about the whole situation.
>Still drunk, and I'm wearing a condom. So I keep thrusting for a bit, it feels good, but it's not quite getting me there
>I pull out of her and she takes this condom off, too.
>She starts to pull her skirt back down, I stop her, "No, wait."
>I turn her away from me and crouch down behind her. While fingering her pussy with one hand and jerking off with the other, I also start kissing her arse and thighs. I occasionally pull my fingers out of her to take a sniff... She smelled much sweeter than I was expecting her to. The coital talk continued:
>Her: You like my arse, do you?
>Me: Oh yeah. You've got such a great arse. It's like I can't get enough of it.
>After I'm satisfied, I get back up and she gets ready to finish me off. She squats down and begins to suck and lick some more.
>She stops after a bit and asks me if I can do it on my own for a little bit.
>Me: Your mouth getting a little tired?
>Her: Yeah, we've been here a while. I'll need to get back soon for other clients.
>Me: Alright, I'm nearly there.
>She continues licking my balls while I beat off in her face for a minute.
>Me: Ok, here it comes.
>She quickly puts my dick in her mouth, then starts sucking really hard and bobbing her head back and forth. I cum like a man possessed.
>She spits it out onto the ground and we have a quick chat. She smiled at me, we said our goodbyes and parted ways.
>>709477580
Or just screen-capture the image.
>>709478793
not hover hand, I was drunk and leaning on the bench. She had to help me walk later, lots oh booze.
>>709478945
Honestly I was amazed at her enthusiasm throughout all of this. Normally hookers just do the bare minimum to stop you from getting bored and leaving, but she really gave it some proper effort.
>>709477207
Holy fuck are you a nigger
No white person would think AIDS is "manageable"
Say goodbye to any kind of straight sex life, faggot
>>709479220
Sorry read that too quick, thought you said syphilis and HPV my bad. Those are manageable.
>>709478531
Dumbass can't tell the difference between human papilloma and herpes simplex.
Do yourself a favor, reader, and never be this stupid.
>>709478977
she is fucking hideous
>>709478394
One of my best friends got a stripper pregant. Now he lives with her and the kid and makes the money for the 3 of them.
>>709478531
HPV and HSV (Herpes) are 2 totally different things.
Please stop spreading incorrect information.
>>709466151
fuck off randy
>>709479425
To you maybe, I like her.
>>709479563
John?
>>709479627
Eric?
>>709478531
Did you even bother taking sex Ed?
>>709479788
Mom?
>>709479362
Next time ask your mom to proofread your posts, child
>>709478531
How does one get vaccinated for HPV? You don't get a mild form the the Herpes virus. You either have it or you don't, there is no in between.
ive lost count of how many escorts ive fucked but i think its in the 20's and im only 21.
this one right here has been one of my fav's
>>709479928
You are clearly mad m8, I made a mistake and that's understandable and I owned up to it. You seem to have the mentality of "I should never leave the house because duh world is scary".
>nice Ad Hominem Fallacy you got there btw.
>>709465543
try eccie d.t net
>>709461646
>virginfag
>also milfag
>going to Korea
>my entire command team makes hooker jokes
>PFC Anon's gonna come back from the Hill with a wife
>Anon better palpate for Adam's Apples while he's there
>mfw
>>709479994
another one of my favs
>>709478531
>muh herpes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4VcOQzQm0
>>709479924
Dad?
>>709480672
Uncle cousin Tom?
>>709474922
Schizo ramblings
>>709465446
Sounds like a 7/10 night tbh
>>709480894
Thats what i was thinking.
>>709477720
>[Settings] [Home]
with or without condom?
>>709473490
If you've fucked 20 women then you've probably got herpes. But as has been stated a shitload of times already, the symptoms are typically so benign that you just don't know you have it.
>>709480838
Darth Vader?
>>709481230
I'm thinking that is the case.
Oh well as long as this shit stays dormant.
>>709481416
It's not even a dormant thing. It's the disease doing its thing, it's just that it doesn't do much of anything.
Most of the engineers from our office were in Phnom Penh for an infrastructure project. On the last night we had everyone together, we hit the bars and the last of us who had stuck around decided to get laid. The place we were at didn't have enough girls for all of us and nobody wanted to share so one of the girls said she'd call her sister.
We asked why she wasn't there and only realized when she walked in that she was on what amounts to Cambodian maternity leave. So, I drew the short straw and pretended to be all disappointed so the others wouldn't give me shit later for being a freak. Not that I'd give a fuck these days. We all went back to the apartments we were staying at and we had among the most awkward sex I've ever had.
I've banged another preggo chick since then but that first time was the only time it was a blatantly cash based transaction.
>>709481570
This 100%, when young people hear they have HPV they freak the fuck out asking what are they going to do with there lives.
>Continue with your life as if nothing has changed.
Apparently I had it for 2 years before I found out and it was only because I went to get tested. This was about 3 years ago and If i didn't get tested back then, then I still wouldn't have known I had it.
>>709482182
Had you been fucking in the meantime?
>>709480633
Dude, I have herpes... got it from ex that chikened out telling me about it.
And.. this video kinda helped.
Thanks mate
I was fucking constantly at massage parlors and hotels in guam. all 8s and above seriously.
>>709482479
No worries, cobber.
>>709482182
No I was on a deployment at the time so I didn't have sex for a year.
>>709482464
meant to send this to you >>709482698
>>709482698
>>709482896
Not even Afghani hookers?
>>709465169
Seems like night shift doesn't operate outside of San Francisco.
>>709483079
Like I said no sex for a year.
>>709465071
>glory hole
>hetero
>>709465446
>>seems to actually enjoy it at least a bit
Something that people who've never been with hookers never seem to understand.
>>709465543
>browse local backpage
>never have to worry because prostituation is legal in my country and state
Feels good tbh.
>>709483677
I know right, most hookers do it because they enjoy it. This has just been my experience.
>>709467554
>Thai bar girls for the fucking win
>>Thai bar girls for the fucking MEN
fixed
>>709465556
>she wants to kiss, I try to avoid it
I've had this happen with a chink hooker once. Why do you reckon they try to kiss? Is it because other clients are into it and so it becomes standard service or something like that?
>>709465631
>>709465556
Fuck I'd really gone off hookers in Aus; but after reading these I'm thinking maybe I could give it another try.
>>709483677
As someone who has never been with a hooker/escort, I do not understand the point you are trying to make. Please elaborate.
>>709483376
Kek
>>709483376
I use it in sacramento all the time, you must not have your filters setup right
>>709484076
what?
>>709484487
i make joke.
itsa trap lawl.
is funny ;)
>>709468818
>dat correlation and causation
>>709484324
Hookers like to have sex which is why they do it. Most people assume they do it because they have no other way to make money. They do it to make money and they enjoy doing it.
>>709484681
I don't think they are traps though. I've had sex with traps before and they don't look like traps.
>>709480477
>being a virgin in the military
Man that sounds tough. How common are virgins there?
>>709484462
Acually I'm not even in North America.
Help me choose a whore to fuck tomorrow
http://www.belprazer.com/equipe/
>>709484812
This. Althooooough... some are drung addicted and lazy and being a woman and letting men have sex with you for cash beats an 40 hour work week. I was good friends with a girl that made good money hoe'in'.
>>709484932
literally scores of them until a deployment.
>former Navy fag
>>709470321
Anon, are you being disingenuous?
>>709485053
indeed, the end goal of any job is to make the most amount of money with the least amount of effort.
>>709483878
Well, I don't know about most, but some definitely do.
The way I see it is that hooking is just a job like any other. Some are going to be doing it because they think it's easy money, others because they can't get work elsewhere. But just like other professions, you will still get a few here and there that are doing it because they are passionate or at least enjoy the work and therefore give it extra effort. I've found the enthusiastic ones are kind of rare, but great when you do find one.
>>709484324
Basically what the other guys said plus what I said above in this post.
I went to school in San Diego. I would regularly go down to the brothels in Tijuana. Fucked some beautiful mexican girls for ~$70/ea . I had an amazing time. ultimately I got genital warts. I don't know if it was worth it. be careful bros.
>>709485069
Honestly would not have thought that. Thanks for the response.
>>709485041
lisa
>>709479994
more?
>>709484932
More than you'd think, but less than you'd want to feel better about being one.
I mean now that I lost weight to join and have been in for 2 years I went from like a 4 to at least a 6 or so, higher on good days, but a lot of shitty confidence stuff can hold you back.
The worst part is a lot of the girls have had sex, and in schooling for your job everyone fucks around.
If people find out they have a tendency to fuck with you about it, then switch wholesale to wanting to "help you", which doesn't have the highest likelyhood of panning out.
It's just not a fun time when the topic comes up.
>>709468818
Now thats what I call experience, from experiences you learn not to fuck your wife's life, stay positive
>>709472545
Did you tell your partners?
Or did you gain a rumor about the herpes and they left like wild fire?
For the rest of you inected.
Do you tell your new partners?
I found out my ex gave me after I got togheter with a new gf, she bawd her eyes out and accused me of cheating and shit
>>709461646
Meh...mostly. One slutty uk blonde with gigantic tits tied me up and sucked and fucked me every which way and I could never tell she was just doing her job. That is dedication. But mostly they are exploiting your lonliness or inability to form a normal relationship and you are exploiting their poverty.
>>709485315
no prob bob
Had a threesome with my ex-wife and a porn actress for my birthday years ago.
> Wife wanted to get me a special gift for my birthday
> She didn't have any friends who were into that so I did some looking around
> Found a website called desert divas (now defunct and was raided) with porn actresses. They were clean, and some were pretty hot.
> Browsed around for a bit, let the wife pick the girl, she chose a Brunette with fake tits and pierced nipples (wanted a blond but not bad)
> I also found a site called The Erotic Review which was essentially Yelp for hookers, the girl had good reviews and was clearly not a cop, scam or bait and switch.
> I track down one of her porn videos and have a good fap to it, thinking that I'll be fucking her soon enough.
> Sent an email, and got a call a few hours later to confirm a time for 2 hours ($650)
> The date and time rolls around, she arrives in a big ass modded truck (I assume there was a bodyguard or someone in the Truck), and knocks at the door
> She looked exactly like her pics, and was wearing a denim skirt, a white spaghetti strap top and some open toe heels
> We sit on the couch for a few and just chat for a bit to ease the tension, talked for a bit about the show The Tudors (we were watching it on Showtime when she showed up), then proceeded to go upstairs.
> She gave "the rules" speech - No Anal, No kissing (she said guys get the feels and girls get jealous), condoms for pussy, no coming anywhere but in a condom) But BJ's are bareback (aww yeah)
>>709485157
I was opined to my kind working gal friend if she was ever going to get clean a get a real job... she replied, "If you find one where I can make 100$ on my back in a hour.." Game.Set. Match. Whore 1 Anon 0. But seriously she was wicked chill about it.
>>709485041
cant see their faces though
>>709485339
That's more the sort of thing I was expecting: That even if there are lots of virgins in the military, they'd still end up getting a lot of shit from people that weren't. But then I spose bants are just going to happen a hell of a lot in a job like that.
>>709485567
> Told me to get comfortable and lay on the bed while she gets changed, which I quickly obliged and that's when things started to really sink in.
> Her and the wife have a quick chat, after which my wife pulled some stuff from her underwear drawer and then they disappear into the bathroom for a few minutes.
> Both emerged wearing lace panties and bras (her in black, my wife in white) and they walked to the bed each taking one side.
> Both started on one foot, massaging their way up a leg, my fucking heart is pounding out of my chest at this point
> After they get past the knees, I skillfully manage to remove each bra one handed, and play with her and my wifes tits.
> Visually, her tits were great, pierced nipples with bars and great nips, but they felt like those firm stress balls, my wife had great, natural tits and I can't really complain.
> 2 pairs of hands start making their way to my balls, then shaft (which was diamond hard at this point), then both straddled a leg and slide their tits along my leg as their heads made their way to my cock.
> Two tongues wen't up and down the shaft, then sort of made out with the head of my dick, one would work up and down the shaft while the other licked my balls from the side.
> Occasionally my wife would come up and kiss my chest, lick my nipples or make out with me, how I managed to not bust numerous times I still don't know.
>>709464619
eh. the pornstars tend to be too pricey to be worth it to me. You can always find some top notch escorts that are hotter and cost half as much.
>>709485339
Kek. Marine here. Can confirm. Worst we would do is set up for the guy to meet a hooker in our weekends off base.
>>709484812
I would say 95% of the hookers I meet at least like sex, and more than 80% really like sex, but that 5% are some of the worst people. I remember one woman that just hated everything, which just made the whole experience so fucking bad. First I tried to start small, tit and nipple play, after about 5 minutes (into the 1hr I paid for) she asked if I could not lick her tits, and says I am rubbing them to much, so I start playing with her pussy, she is fucking motionless, zero response, so I start licking her pussy, again nothing. A few minutes in and she again tells me to stop, she doesnt want her pussy to get wet with my saliva, Ok, so I ask if she i read to blow me (as we had arraigned), she huffs about her jaw hurting and I have to cum quick, I must ware a condom and even with a condom on I cant cum in her mouth, I have to tell her so she can condom jerk me off. After we are done about 20 minutes has gone by, I start to play with her pussy again determined to get my hours worth, but she gets all shitty and says I came so I am done, I tell her its only been 20 minutes and she gets even worse. I tell I just want a few more minutes to play with her pussy, she finally agrees. After a minute I start going down on her again, finally as she starts to says shes done I slobber all over her pussy, she jumps up all sorts of mad and says she has to go clean up. The moment she leaves the room I hop into my cloths, grab my money and fuck off, she never called me on it, and it was a shitty thing to do, but she promised one thing on the phone to get me there and then flipped it after I handed her the money, so i dont feel remotely bad.
>>709485911
Good on ya, you def took her dope money though...kek. Im my experience the ones who rush, rush because they're feeling "sick" and need their "meds.
>>709485911
Man what a bitch, I'm sorry about that anon. I'm guessing she was American right? This always seems to be the case with American hookers.
> be earlier this year
>get to work but theres a blackout
>boss tells me to wait until power is back to finish some work
>its friday 4:00pm (i work swing shift)
>so everybody leaves and i have to stay
>I dont give a shit so I stay
>wait til everyone leaves
>browse backpage for an escort
>call this Chinese whore house
>ask for a 40 year old hooker
> got milf fetish
>drive like 15 minutes, the place isnt that far
>fuck the shit outta that bitch like theres no tomorrow
>shes got a nice body despite the age and huge nice round ass.
>she tries to make me cum with a bj
>not even close
>hops on my cock and rides it while playing with my balls
>shits pretty hot but I need moar
>so i keep fucking her swapping between positions
>after a while i cant hold it anymore
>she notices that and starts playing with my balls again
>she gently tickles my back while doing big cums
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>get dressed ,leave and go back to work
> submit my time card that day as if I worked 8 hours
>Mfw I got paid to fuck instead of work
>>709485842
> After about 10-15 minutes of this, the other girl pulls down her panties (my wife does the same) and then the other girl straddles my head in a 69 position and lowers her pussy onto my mouth, my wife continues sucking my dick
> Pussy tastes like pussy, nothing to write home about... Ya I know "gross hooker pussy", no smell, I'm still clean years later, and it was hot as fuck at the time.
> I feel a hand grab my dick and then a familiar feel engulf my dick, as my Wife lowers herself onto my cock they play with each others tits (which unfortunately I didn't catch much of due to having pussy/legs in my face)
> After a bit of that, I grab for a condom on the dresser and my wife lays back, the other girl started playing with my wifes pussy, licking and rubbing her clit, causing her to start getting worked up. After rolling the condom on I slide into her from behind and she moans (fake or not, don't give a fuck).
> I fucked her from behind for a while she licks and fingers my wifes pussy, the other girl suggests we go to missionary which I oblige.
> I fuck her missionary while making out with my wife and after she starts getting into it grabbing my ass pulling me deeper inside I bust a leg shaker.
> Somehow that was nearly the 2 hours, we clean up dress and she gives us both a hug and leaves.
> I felt like a fucking boss, still occassionally fap to her videos just for nostalgia
>>709481328
Donkey!
>>709485409
I told my partners and even my exes (simply 'cause I didn't want to deal with them flirting with me if nothing would come out of it).
Everyone thanked me for being honest and no friendships were broken. I still fuck two of them but very rarely. Everyone's kept it secret.
I haven't had sex with anyone new since then. The people I want to fuck are all in the same circle of friends. Too risky to disclose to any of them so I don't pursue them. I intend to disclose to any future potential partner.
>>709486161
Yea, she was new to the area and I know how hard new girls can have it so I decided to give her the go. Needless to say she did not last to long in the Sacramento area, before she took down her ads she had more negative posts than any girl I have yet to see. I understand girls wanting to protect themselves and shit, but dont tell someone one thing on the phone and then try to change the game after handing over cash, i am pretty laid back, but honestly that is the fastest way to end up in the hospital, some guys will fucking lose it over that shit, not a game that should be played.
>>709485911
>bitchy
>unreasonable
>doesn't deliver agreed services
>sounds like she thought hooking was going to be exactly like some dumb erotic novel she read
So Craigslist or Backpage?
>>709476135
I have this
>>709467554
You wear your jeans really tight, fatty
>>709485911
>The moment she leaves the room I hop into my cloths, grab my money and fuck off
That is awesome
>it was a shitty thing to do
No it wasn't. Hookers rob people, too. You just struck one back for the John's. You're more like a freedom fighter if anything.
>>709486216
>>Mfw I got paid to fuck instead of work
Terrific. I've been doing my own stuff on company time, but I've never managed to swing that one. I feel like I've been issued a challenge.
>>709486537
NIghtshift . co but she does not post there anymore because of the reviews, now she posts only on backpage.. Between the time I saw her and now (about 3 years) she has gone from a solid 5 to a 2...after 8 or 9 beers, she is fucked, drugs are a hell of a thing.
>been selling drugs as supplemental income for a few years now
>recently bough an oz of MDMA
>2 herniated discs in back from USMC
>stretch regularly but recently back has been killing me and super tense.
>decide to get a massage to help lower back
>take .5 and drive to near by seedy Asian massage parlor
>get 60 mins
>cute early 20s peeks in asks if im ready
>facedowntowelon.jpg
>does a full body massage
>starts teasing my inner thigh and nuts
>start peaking 20 mins in and begin getting sweaty
>masseuse asks if im feeling ok
>rollingballs 8/10
>mumble yes
>dick going soft from drugs
>continue mind blowing massage for 30 more mins
>become relaxed puddle
>she tells me to flip
>begins petting my chest softly
>runs her fingers down to my flaccid dick
>want massage?
>nod yes
>gets me to full mast
>climbs on top of me and straddles my leg and begins grinding against me
>look down at her and shes staring at me
>as soon as we make eye contact she starts sucking my dick
>proceed to get sucked off for 10 mins until the end of massage
> dont cum because of drugs
>give her fat tip(heh) and tell her maybe next time
>back feels great no more pain
>go back next week, pay for time ask for same girl
>shes excited im back
>proceeds to strip and blow be before the beginning of the massage
>refused tip
>i got here once a month now
>>709466424
Mfw im hearing this in an australian accent
Are you australian?
>>709472640
moar?
>>709486990
>but she does not post there anymore because of the reviews
Gee I wonder why. Sounds like a useless, worthless cunt tbh.
>>709465556
Where she from and where did you find her? Also how old?
>>709477961
Hover hand with a hooker... Wow. That's Gamma.
>>709478793
>>709487709
So tell me: Are you guys a little bit blind or a little bit dumb?
>>709465446
>>tells me to keep the fingers I've had in her pussy away from face
>>hates smelling her own pussy
doesnt want herpes on her mouth
which is now your finger
>>709464619
banged sandra romain
was pretty awesome
>>709461646
Some will take your money for their "time" and make your ass run back to the atm to buy more time to go back to the atm again. Be careful out there
>26 year old virgin foreveralone
>suddenly went to a brothel 2 days ago to do sexy things with a girl because i dont even know.
>$100 and 45 minutes later
>sex is overrated
>Cuddling is pretty nice
>Pussy is overrated
>vaginas has no smell
>vaginal lubricant has no smell
>have the urge to go back
>>709478810
Why didn't you just use three 20s ($60) for a bit of everything like she said instead of all four 20s? You wouldn't need change..?
>>709488090
Because I wanted a bit more than just half and half. Plus it bought me some extra time and $20 is nothing. I regret nothing.
>>709473328
kekus maximus
>>709488089
You haven't had enough sex to say it's overrated, fuck off
>>709478945
Great story bro.
>>709488434
Where is this?
NSW here.
>>709465543
usa sex guide . com
go to the forums for your state
you will be fucking hookers relatively safely in no time
>>709488507
Yea you're right I don't know why i included that.
I realised how much good sex depends on the person's ability, strength, stamina on that day. I need to figure out i can stay morivated to go to the gym more.
When I was 18, I went on vacation in Mexico with my family and snuck out one night for drinks. The bartender had cartel ties and ended up smoking me up and driving me to a brothel. Also hit up several brothels while in Germany, which were very professional and attractive for the most part, 60€ for everything. Lulled me into a false sense of security and got upsold in Amsterdam by a bitch who claimed that we hadn't come to an agreement, but fuck it.
>>709481570
For men anyway. Doesn't it give women cancer or some shit?
Fucing girl..russian in Croatia..meet her and fucked her all night.
Too years after we are friends,just frendz when i discowerd she in massages..Dam not just masages
>>709488718
Also, what else dont i know about sex? I've only done it once. I assume ill catch feels if i keep going back there but anyway what else have i yet to know about sex?
>>709488772
Also something about picking girls out of a lineup to suit my tastes for that day...plus I loved checking out the German websites which post which girls are working when. Much preferred to the awkward public encounters with the window girls in the red light district
>Horny bored
>go to hookers home
>get bj
>plan was sex
>no price ever determined before
>cum in her mouth
>dont fuck
>dont pay
>leave
>she asks for more dick
>not sure if im the prostitute anymore
>>709465446
you dont get them away with "bad jokes" they want the comission. doesnt matter if they hate you or not!
just say you want another girl, newbie
Myself fucked about 8 Hookers in a whorehouse.
I just stand in the entrance and choose one of them like I would choose food on the market.
Then I immediately go to the room with the bitch. Im not paying her drinks or do a "nice little talking" beforehand...
>>709466151
fuck off, randy
>>709472640
Yo im in indiana i want to fuck this chick get me in touch anon
>>709488913
>about sex?
The STD's
Chin up, you'll get em to :^)
Has anyone ever had sex with a prostitute with the lights off?
>>709489788
No, lol.
She'll slip you a pocket pussy and steal your shit
>>709489948
Do prostitutes care if i ask them to stare into me? I know theyre just human fleshlights but i still want to know if they would find it awkward for em
>>709488089
ever heard the saying'' i bet you cuddle prostitutes''? LOL fuckin beta
>>709490503
Yea it was definitely pathetic but at 26 it's time i stop caring, otherwise I wouldn't have went to begin with.
>>709486321
Got a name?
>>709486424
Good guy anon.
>be me
>in peru
>bullshit uncle and boss's brother buy me a 10/10 hooker
>only speaks Spanish
>bullshit but ok
>open with the fucking best blowjob i ever got
>spend my entire time fucking her and get REALLY tired
>decide to go back to blowjob
>fucking bitch hasn't made me come once
>blowjob getting lazy
>gives up like 10 minutes into blow
>have to finish myself
>worst $300 gift ever
>>709487872
Hand = hovering. Neither
>>709487178
wait... you took 500mg of mdma and still got hard/didnt trip your balls off?
>>709488434
Welp that's fair. Gg
>>709488913
Its better doing it with a girl you love. no-homo
>>709488089
>my one sexual encounter has endowed me with the knowledge to use broad, sweeping statements about the entirity of human sexuality
So I now know nightshift is . Co, but what about backpage?
Noob here. Help an anon out.
>>709488600
East coast NSW. Although it's much harder to do it here now.
>>709488579
Thanks. I have a couple more but that's my best, most satisfying experience with one.
>>709488785
Don't know, not my problem.
>>709490500
They'd find it awkward, but as Jim Jeffries once said, "You can burn them if you pay them enough." Yes you can make one look you in the eyes.
>>709490778
Hand hovering implies a complete lack of physical contact due to nevers/betaness/whatever you want to call it. The guy is clearly making plenty of otherwise physical contact with her. Have you seriously never had a woman in your arm before?
>>709491492
It takes five seconds to Google.
>>709468818
If her lazy ass had gotten the guardasil shot that wouldn't have happened.
>>709491684
>nevers
nerves*
>>709491708
Yeah I tried that and I thought I got the wrong website but I was wrong. My bad.
>>709489788
I got blown by one in a shed in some guy's back yard in the dark once. Does that count?
I've had several hookers, but for the most part I went to AMPs and got jerked off. (my favorite thing ever)
haven't done it in years tho.
fucked this one in phoenix
>>709483386
That's a shame. Aren't most women in the military massive sluts though?
>Be me, early 20's
>Horny af; head to local massage parlor
>Asians, Asians everywhere
>Lie to Mama-San that I've been there before and tip her; she isn't horribly friendly ("you sit there; girl be out!") but body language tells me I'm in
>Get mid-20's Asian chick named 'Becky' (yeah right); B cup tits and shoulder length hair
>I lay on table naked under towel and we discuss pricing
>She gives full body massage and on second time near my dick she accidentally on purpose brushes it a few times
>Dick getting hard; she smiles and then wraps her hand around it
>I say keep going and she tells me how much everything will cost
>Agree to pay $40 for HJ and BJ with breast release
>She strips down and let's me feel her tits and her ass; pussy has a nice tuft of hair
>strokes my dick for a few minutes nice and slow/sensual
>Takes it in her mouth and does the same; I'm rubbing her tits at same time
>Tell her I'm gonna cum and she keeps going in her mouth
>I bust in her mouth and she takes it all and smiles at me and spits in trash can
>tip her an extra $30 and she hugs me still naked and rubs her tits against my chest
Been back two more times to see her with similar results. Asked to fuck the last time but was told Mama-San didn't allow it in that house.
>>709492306
>tip her
But Anon, she already got your tip.
>>709464537
Live in Vegas. Watch out for aids
>>709491684
It's not hover arm, it's hover hand. What it implies to you is not of interest to me. Every 'hover hand' meme picture out there had the arm around but the hand not touching, that's the whole point. What do you think hover hand is? A stop traffic pose?
>>709492306
How did you get her to give it to you no condom?
>>709492718
Yeah okay fair enough. But it's still not really beta in his context though.
>>709486865
Do it bro
Easy money
I fuck an escort/prostitute/porn star every week. It's just like going to the gym. (I only do that once a week too).
It's not that much (around $300 tops) so it's like doing anything else. I COULD go out on a date and spend equally as much, and occasionally, I still do, but escorts are so much better in bed. Especially if you have a regular or you find good ones here and there.
I've fallen in love a few times with a working girl, and sometimes it's real, but I know something is always going to be a lie, so it never works out.
I still get texts from a working girl I fell in love with over 2 years ago. We just texted today. I haven't seen her in a half year. But we're friends. The last time we went out, it was just to walk, talk, and catch up on life. No money exchanged hands, no sex occurred later. It's weird right? I think so too...
Other times, it's not great. I have fucked an ugly few in the last several years. You usually get what you pay for. The asian massage parlors and apartment houses are the worst. They always post hot chicks, and when you get there, half the time it was a fake pic. I've been pleasantly surprised 3X in the last 10 times I've visited. I've also been completely boner free a couple times, just because she was so ugly. LOL. One girl looked like my sister in law it was so bad. She even had a wig on. Ugh.
>>709463067
>>709461646
>be me
>just turned 18 and not long lost virginity
>worked in the middle of fuckin 'straya for a year.
>family Christmas in Thailand
>fuckyeah.jpg
>TL;DR
>been out drinking with mum aunty and brother
>3am
>need food fast!
>find local street restaurant
>jump out the cab feeling a billion bucks
>blitzed as fuck mane!
>smoking hot Thai girl eating with another white guy.
>10/10 my b/ros.. real
>some on who found her at the club and wanted to fuck too
>Hiiiii!!!!
> hey baby!
> order food
>shes drunk as fuck
>stumble my ass over to her and with out saying anything put my arm around her
>family join me with food
>eat.
>5am
>ask her what shes doing and who she coming with me or the silent timed fuck I pouched her from
> find really expensive hotel to book into
> take a shower she says then she will also shower.
>wtf?
>ok... shower
>dont trust the bitch so stash my wallet under the lining of the bin in the bathroom
> she showers next
>fall asleep.
>she snuggles in beside of me and sleep for ages
>5 hours later we wake up
>both naked
>see her smoking body for the first time
cont.
So here is my story:
Earlier this year I was a 28 year old kissless virgin, And my sexual frustration was catching up to me so hard, I didn't want to do anything drastic. One scammer on whisper app conned me into giving "her" the code for a $100 dollar itunes card. Im not dumb, I was just willing to do stupid shit at a chance to get laid.
Eventually I discovered a little website called rubmaps. I started looking up massage parlors near me, and realized I have been living in dirty massage land since I was a kid. I was even driving by these places and checking them out without going in.
One day I decided to go in. My first attempt: I went into a legit massage parlor and was rubbed down by a 65 year old chinese lady who was old enough to be my grandma. No handjob. Still a sexually frustrated virgin but I had never been touched by a woman. I came out relaxed.
The next week, I went into a massage parlor across from a funeral home. Kind of a turn off, but hey I had the itch. I went in, and a late 50s vietnamese lady came out, nearly turned me away (i am 28, but people have commented I look like Im 17 or 19 ish). She took me in, gave me a nice massage. Her hand grazed my balls. Jackpot. At the end of the massage She gave me a really nice handjob, and pandoras box was opened.
During the first week after "losing my virginity by handjob", I basically became a sex addict. went to 5 different massage parlors that first week, which is waaay too much even by my lax standards nowadays. I even found one that was a front for straight up prostitution and lost my "real virginity" aka i turned the jat trick for 100 bucks in san jose.
The last 6 months has been a blur, but Ive had my dick touched over a hundred times, by maybe 3 dozen different women. I have had sex with 8 different women. One was an escort I met at a strip club in sacramento.
>>709466151
Screw the bars just pick up some hot 18 year old off the street by the beach for 500B (20 bucks)
>>709492789
If a massage girl likes you and wants to make a couple extra bucks she will offer. At most places that do blowjobs or sex, I absolutely wear protection. IE if they have condoms there, you should wear one because those women will have sex with anyone.
In my experience: I know one place that is supposed to be handjob only, but I get bareback blowjob from my favorite girl there. She thinks she took my virginity, and I honestly dont fuck massage girls since my HPV scare (i got tested and am clean). I feel safe paying her to suck my dick bare because I know for a fact she doesnt give that extra to other guys who go in. I KNOW because Ive been jacked by all the other girls that work there...
>>709494516
Not really on topic, but did you feel sexually frustrated when you were younger? I'm only 23, but I'm fairly apathetic about being a virgin.
>>709479994
Wtf is wrong with you guys, asian women are distusting
>>709494108
It really depends on your area. If you can find a good massage parlor, you can pay way less for sex with a still good looking girl.
But true, I have plowed an escort once. I was tired of asian women and wanted to bang this black stripper I met. She had legs for days and days. She was also fantastic in bed, but she had a kid before, and her vagina was super super loose, so I couldnt cum in her.
Nowadays I prefer asians. I actually started dating a massage parlor girl (who no lie is gorgeous. She has the body like taylor swift), I was hesitant at first, because of her "job" but after we went steady for a while, I decided that I need to work on my life (get my teaching credential and real exployment) and I bought her a plane ticket to move back to her home in the east coast, so she can learn english and get her cosmetology license and do hair. I really love her, and just wanted her to have a better life than stroking dicks for a living.
>>709494991
I was frustrated when I was 23, but looking back on it you are still young. I dont really recommend my lifestyle. Looking back on my life, I have been a hardcore sex addict for a damn long time, i just never got to fulfill that sex addiction. I still regret that first massage parlor visit. Now my life kinda sucks, where I feel dirty when I am horny, so I go pay to get jacked off, and I still feel dirty, come home and wash off my shame, and the next day it all repeats again. It's like every time I pay for a handjob, I need a pallete cleanser to forget the filth I just engaged in, but the only thing that makes me feel clean is getting jacked off by another person. Its a vicious cycle, and there is more shame in being a sex addict than a virgin.
Honestly you should just find a nice girl.
>>709465543
backpage is a crapshoot. I dont really to get arrested by an undercover, so I just go to reliable asian massage parlors, but good massage parlors are hard to find, IE if you go this route, you cant really have standards. Ive been stroked my women well over twice my age.
>>709495400
I feel like paying someone is cheating, and I'd rather get a girl on my own. The filth afterward is something I've considered.
We're different people, though.
How to get a prostitute in aus?
>>709461646
Is Amsterdam good? Do they smell? Should you let them suck your dick raw?
>>709494158
>dick instantly diamonds!
>she grabs my dick and starts rubbing me off
>feelsgood.jpg
>she sucks me off for a bit
>omg!
>cant take no more
>want inside that sweet sweet beautiful pussy
>instantly blow my load deep inside her
>ohwell.
>both lay there in hot mess
>the hottest girl i have ever fucked.
>her name was apple.
>retrieve wallet before we vacate hotel
>no money gone sweet
>brought her breakfast in the afternoon
>her mum picks her up
>kiss good bye
>she never asked for a sent!
>winrar!
>>709493298
He's paying for sex (or so we are supossed to infer in the context) AND hover-handing her.. That's the nexus of beta
>>709495653
Well god speed brother. You are a young man, and dont let these 4channers make you feel bad for being a virgin. Im chinese, and that shit is valuable, I wish I saved mine, along with the tons of cash Ive wasted on she wolves.
I hope to meet a nice girl too, leave all this junk in my system behind. While I am a sex addict right now, I just really want a girl I can cuddle with. I dont need all this cumming in my life, just need some affection.
>>709495838
this is a prostitution thread retard
>>709486637
Not him, but you're an idiot child. Enjoy your baggie, sagged pants, boy.
>>709491129
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bull fuckin shit anon
feels change everything and not always for the best
