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New fluffy thread
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>>709446559
Who's the artist?
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>>709447927
gr1m_1, author of Woea of a new Owner, the shit that got me into this
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gtfo pony fags
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>>709447456
Always found this one to be silly. Why would anyone want to go through the time and money to torture something when they could have just kicked it out when it showed up? I'm pretty well versed in fluffy stuff as well, so I would like to think I am not some shitter barging in here and demanding to know if this is some sort of porn people get off to.
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>>709448921
just posted the first solid thing i found on booru. thried to keep the thread alive but it seems to be a lost cause. nighty night

let's hope a new page of woes comes out soon
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>>709448921
I don't like this one either. I'm more about things slowly spiraling out of control and a benevolent human struggling futilely against the fluffies fragile nature, emotionally and otherwise.
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>>709448921

playing the long torture game.
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>>709450761
I can dig it.

Did Dust ever return from the mountain trip, or do we have to import a new artist from the booru?
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>>709449154
Gr1m really needs to put more Woes out, they're blue-balling us hard on that store.
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Honest question...
What's the percentage of people that enjoy these threads and also self-identify as furry?

I'd say, pretty fucking high.
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>>709451645
Safe and sound. Was foggy as hell, but otherwise a really enjoyable hike. Had some hot mead on top.
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>>709452808
Nah I'm just a sick fuck
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...I don't get it. Is this supposed to be funny or some sort of fetish shit?

Gives me the fucking freaks looking at this, the juxtaposition of hapless innocent looking meek creatures getting horribly abused is nothing but unsettling.

I was in a shitty mood now but this overturned that in a second.
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>>709452808
I like the threads mostly for the hug/sadbox. It helps they are one of the few types of threads on /b/ that are not saturated with dicksdicksdicks.

>>709452922
Hey Dust, glad to see you are doing well and apparently safe.
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>>709452808
Not furry, hate those autistic fuckin fags, same for anyone who likes MLP who isn't a 7-9 year old female.

Like these threads, love fluffy pony abuse. Something about the suffering, pain, and anguish of something that is so well deserved pleases me. These biotoys are greedy, selfish, demanding little fucks
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>>709453163
Hi and thanks for the concern. I always carry my first-aid kit, since I usually hike alone. I meant to go for another trip this week as well, but the weather's crap.
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As for imports, I've done first steps to supplying myself.

>>709453104
I'm in it for the feels, it is supposed to churn the insides a bit. Contrasted with phases of honest cuteness.

>>709453163
Patrician taste.
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>>709453104
They say its not for fetish
that it's to see these animals get their comeuppance.
But they're either full of shit, or lying to themselves

It's definitely some kind of sexual thing.
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>>709448921
Why would anyone want to go through the time and money to torture something? WHY?! Are you really this naive? Some people feel PLEASURE out of this. Be aware. They look pretty normal.
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>>709447927
Spoosh. He's not around anymore
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>>709452808
I believe very low. If any. This has nothing to do with furry and their fantasies.
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>>709448288
Wrong thats spoosh who did the one anon is asking about
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Hope every single one of you dies and ends up in hottest layer of hell and burn.
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>>709453455
Concern or wanting more of your art. Maybe a selfish mix of both?

>>709453490
Appreciated friend. Are you the artist of the last few threads - new to fluffy art I believe, but a great overall style.
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>>709452922
Is this new Dust? I really like it.
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>>709454652
Maybe, was in a thread on monday. Also did this.
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>>709454012

this brings up some thought about how fluffys stay alive. there are more stray cats and dogs then you can count, surly they would eat the fluffys and wipe them out quickly.
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>>709452808
You know how annoying the minions are?
This is basically that
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That is all I have done.
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>>709454928
Fluffys reproduce extremely fast, faster than cats or dogs.
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>>709455450

I read that fluffys take about a month before they can make more. surly a pack of wild dogs could clear them within that time.
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>>709455656
If an animal with a litter of 4 could reproduce every month they would become a biblical plage in the next gospel.
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>>709455656
The way they can hide in places is also a factor, not camouflage, just in hard to reach places
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>>709448921
Too poor to buy one
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Wtf
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>>709455840

ok, so can cats. still not sure how cats wont just eat the babys, being the same size as rats.
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>>709454652
Not sure whether I'll manage to contribute this weekend though. I'm planning to continue on my painting, which I've neglected for quite a while now.
>>709454867
Much appreciated.
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>>709456005

There's a lot of shit about fluffies that's just taken as is. They reproduce a lot therefore they survive in the wild. That's about it.

In reality, if we wanted to exterminate every single wild fluffy, we certainly would and could. We humans are great at making things extinct.
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>>709456484
Five points to Hufflepuff for accuracy
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>>709456484

the old cap'n crunch was really sharp. the newer stuff in stores now is round and not.
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>>709456552

true.
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>>709456552
Not true, we never did manage to get all the Jews. Which is a shame.
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>>709457209

oh do fuck off. keep your irl shit on >>>/pol/
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>>709457591
make sure that this is corked or your books will be ruined.
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>>709452808

Im not furry and I dont like ponies. Im a relatively normal guy that happened upon these threads by accident. What keeps me coming back you ask? I want to murder and torture me some fluffies. If fluffies were real, I would be first in line to get myself some of them. I would take care of them a little, and make them feel safe, like I was their 'nyuu daddeh'. Then, I would slowly begin to paychologically and psysically torture them, killing them at will and playing god. They would fear me.

Do I have problems? Probably.
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Pic very much related as to why we like this
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>>709459366

ones like that should be sold.
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>>709460995

ZK was going to do a follow up with the eye burning payoff but then he got distracted and never did.
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>>709460590
Fuck, but I would cuddle a fluffy if I could.
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>>709455656
Surely a pack of wild dogs could clear bunnies, which are ready to mate at six-to-nine months.

But we still have bunnies, oddly enough.
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>>709459366
Soldering iron tips shouldn't be red hot. For fucks sake. Also does that iron not have any form of guard to keep your hand from slipping down onto it? 0/10.
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>>709462051
Is this story still ongoing?
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>>709462051

In many headcanons, the foals would be weaned by day 25-30 and would be nearly the size of their mother and fully independent by day 46.

But hey, that's the thing about fluffies. There's really no "set in stone" canon so it's up the individual to come up with their own interpretation of it all.
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>>709462051
What happens next?
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>>709462629
Pretty much, no one really knows.
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>>709462555
waiting till anon posts the rest or i'll just spoil it
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>>709462935
I can't read this
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>>709463092
Well, tell that to Nijimura, you can't view this image since the original file is too large for the now 2MB limit.
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>>709462935
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/40059#search=user_id%3D3504
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>>709452922
awwww yeah, theres my girl, thanks again dust =]
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>>709463233
No worries. Should've made the head splatters a bit bigger/higher up, but ah well...
I had a good time reading those stories though, so thank you for that.
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>>709454792
why do they think they are for love and hugs?
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>>709463577
they were programmed by hasbio to be the most hug-able thing.
Problem is, they're just complete assholes to everyone
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>>709462935
Lost interest in this at the second last panel when a fucking 10-13 year old kid opens a man hole bare handed, while grown ass men need a crowbar and decent muscles to do this
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>>709463577
It's part of the original "programming" where they were basically intended to be a toy/pet for young children and it expresses itself in their social behaviors.
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>>709463577

Because fluffies were originally supposed to be children's toys/bio engineered pets.

It's also probably one of those pre-programmed phrases they have to let owner's know they have or are about to void the warranty. Those phrases don't have much value anymore now that fluffies are officially vermin.
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>>709463233
my pleasure sir, feel free to draw any of my characters if you ever want to. i eagerly await your next work =]
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>>709464136
Aww
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>>709463851
kinda makes me want to step on them tbqo

i read somewhere that wanting to hurt qt things is not actually a strange behavior
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>>709465325
Its better when you read the story the image is based on and find that the muffins contain fluffy meat.
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>>709464442
10/10
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>>709464136
Thats adorable
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>>709453590
Oh man, thanks for that. I've been right on the edge for quite a while. BUT YOU JUST HELPED ME CUM!!! THANK YOU!!!
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>>709454185
You just made me hard.
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"Nu wan be giwl fwuffy!"

"Too bad! Next time don't be born with girl fluffy colors!"
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Bump, anyone got stories?
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>>709464883
Ooo la la

More Sènor anon
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>>709462179
Hu hu... Smawty think he knows how to sowda!
Hewe's WEAL way to howd iwon...
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>>709467661
Is the fluff terrified or enjoying it?
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>>709470180
I'm reading that as surprised and still processing what happened.
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>>709470180
Confused I assume.
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>>709470180
It's tagged as hugbox and safe, so...
But yeah. I wondered exactly the same thing when I first saw it.
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>>709470694
How is Twixie's Empire? Worth a read?
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Haven't read yet.
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>>709470043

I stumbled out of the bar; the music still pounding in my head. Or maybe it was the ten rye and Coke's I'd put down over the course of my four hour stay. One thing was for sure and that was I wasn't going to take the chance on driving home. Too many cops around tonight. Another thing was that I'd blown my emergency cab fare on someone else's girlfriend. Oh well. I guess a bit of a walk wouldn't kill me.

I made my way around to the alleyway behind the bar. It would be a quicker shortcut than walking around the block. That's where I first met him. I heard the faint sobbing interspersed with a slobbering and choking noise. At first, I thought it was some other drunk but as I passed some carelessly tossed garbage bags, I came upon a brown pillowfluff someone had left beside the trash. The little guy was taking turns between licking up someone's puddle of puke and crying. I also noticed a large wine bottle next to him.

Should I take him home and clean him up or should I bash his skull to end his misery? Your call /b/.
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what the fuck is wrong with you people?
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>>709471536
Broccoli is fucking delicious. Patrician fluffy.

>>709471672
Carefully, gently take him home. If he has shit on him, grab a wad of napkins or something from inside the bar to cradle him in. Give him some kindness he probably has never had.
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>>709471672
you know the answer....

pillowfluffs long for death
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>>709472036
ya prolong his suffering. make him think he has worth even though he knows he cannot run or play or have good feels. true sadbox always has people like this trying to help pillowfluffs only to fail their pet and continue his existence when it wants nothing more than to die
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>>709454752
wut
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>>709472036

First reply is hugbox so hugbox he gets.

"Hey little guy." I call out to the fluffy in my friendliest voice. "Hey now. I'm not going to hurt you."

The fluffy looks up at me. At first, I think all is well. Then he starts screaming at the top of his little lungs. "NUU!! DUMMEH HOOMIN GIF HEWTIES!! DUMMEH HOOMIN TAKE WEGGIES!! DUMMEH HOOMIN GO WAY!!" Despite his protest, he's shivering and obviously very hungry.

I take off my jacket for something to wrap him up in. Carefully, I roll him into my jacket. He tries to bite me but I know that's just fear. Safely wrapped up, I hold him close to my chest and whisper to him. "No, it's okay now. I'm not going to hurt you. Nobody is ever going to hurt you again."
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>>709471697
I'm sure you decided that already.

With stuff like Fluffy, people always *want* to believe the worst quite insistant.
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>>709471536

Normally I'm all 'meh' towards hugbox, but this one is so well composed. Also, given the fact that I'm 80% sure this is from the same guy that did the particularly savage "FUCKING BOOM" abuse comic (and the 'breaking smarty' one), the fact that he made a sincere hugbox comic warms my heart in a way I don't normally expect when I come to these threads.
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>>709472951
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/artist:gr1m_1/1
This is the guy, he has a good mix of abuse and hugbox.
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>>709472659

I hold my new ward tightly to my chest with his head on my shoulder all of the way home. I can feel him growling occasionally; both in his throat and his stomach. I'm sure he'll be a little more amicable once the food situation is taken care of.

When we arrive at my house, I lay my new pet on the floor still wrapped in my jacket. Surprisingly, he hasn't pissed or shit himself in there yet. Maybe he's so empty that his bowels and bladder have nothing to give.

I take out a saucer from the cupboard and peruse my selection in the pantry. I don't have any actual pasta to make for him but I guess an old can of Alphagetti will have to do for now. A few minutes in the microwave and I set it down for him.

The stallion looks between me and the food a few times. He's been abused in the past so he's not quite sure if he should trust it. Eventually the hunger takes over and he digs in.
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>>709473593

Once he's finished, the stallion licks the plate clean and begins sniffing around for more. I guess he really was pretty hungry.

The next order of business is a bath. I'm not too sure he'll trust me with water even after being fed but I have to give it a go. He was laying in a dirty alley after all. I unwrap my jacket and carry the stallion to the bathroom. Surprisingly, he doesn't react when he sees the bathtub. Maybe he's never seen one before?

I turn on the water and start the showerhead. My new fluffy doesn't seem to mind being washed. Actually, he seems to like it. I switch the showerhead to the massage setting and start working up and down his back. I squeeze out a dollop of shampoo and start lathering up his fluff. For the first time, the little guy is smiling. He's even purring and cooing along as I work the suds into his mane and tail.
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Bumping, we need more.
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>>709471697
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>>709474899
my bad fam
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>>709474478

With his fluff washed, it's time to rinse. Just then, the phone rings. With a sigh, I get up and excuse myself. The stallion continues humming and being generally happy about being clean.

The phone call turns out to be a friend asking if I want to come over and play some vidya. I tell him that it's pretty late and my car's still at the bar and I have something else to take care of. We chat for a little while and generally shoot the shit.

~SCREEEE!!~

An ear splitting scream pierces the calm of my kitchen. I immediately drop the phone and rush to the bathroom. The first thing I notice is the water level in the tub. I'd left the showerhead on and somehow my stallion had shuffled forward so his body blocked the drain. The other thing was that somehow, the tap had popped off of the showerhead and onto the main tap which filled the tub up pretty quickly.

Unable to swim and probably too calm from his cleaning massage, my stallion was now face down in the water.
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>>709475392

Even with my alcohol soaked brain, I reacted pretty quickly. Scooping the limp fluffy out of the water, I laid him on his back on the edge of the tub. I tilted his head back and pressed his tongue down with my finger to open his air way.

Then I realized I was about to perform mouth to mouth on a fluffy I'd just found in an alley so I opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

THE END
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>>709475927
For a second, one measly second. i thought that maybe we got a genuine writefag.
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>>709476031

I used to be a writefag...
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>>709476105

Let out cry then drowned.
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This one's my favorite.
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Y'know, its amazing how this thread hasn't been swamped with furry shitposters yet.
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>>709476404

that is amazing.
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>>709475735
Why doesn't the fluffy shit itself when it gets caught in the trap?
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>>709471536
more?
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>>709446224
YESYESYES
THANK YOU OP
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>>709477741

Fluffies are bio toys which means food in = shit out. If it hasn't eaten in a while, there might not be anything left in its colon.
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>>709477774
Does that actually work on animals?
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>>709452922
Ooh. This is good.
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>>709479105

doubt it
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>>709479105

Look up freeze branding cattle. Instead of heating the branding iron, they cool it in liquid nitrogen. Turns the hair/fur white without removing it.
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>>709479474
neat
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>>709458986
Soooo you hate these things which are all very human behaviors that people to so rather than say "i fucking hate bitches who have kids they can't take care of" or "screw people who expect to be taken care of" you apply them to small helpless animal-children-things because... Yeah not getting it. I could understand like some kinda /pol/-punishes thing but once you make them ACTUAL helpless little animals that can't help the fact they can't care for themselves it just seems to become stupid torture porn, hell its worse than slasher flicks because at least Jason has to chase the horny teenagers, this is like "i'm too lazy to chase the puppies to drown and i'm afraid a cat might scratch me when i cut it open"
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>>709480022
then you're a fucking idiot and should stop wasting your time here
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>>709480022
that pic was the "second wave" of fluffies, which is actually everything wrong with where the fans took the core idea of what makes a fluffy. they're actually supposed to be everything good about humanity, wrapped up in a helpless body. the tradegy is that they get abused and fucked over for being too good in a cruel world. most now rationalize the divide by saying ferals embody the shitty behaviors(just to survive) while the domestics embody the good behaviors(as designed).
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>>709480022
nah, seems to me it's more a "i'm an edgy fuck who likes to pretend i'm all kinds of sadistic, but can't handle the idea of actually hurting something real, so i invent a world with legal, socially acceptable creatures to torture and abuse and everyone else does it too so i'm normal and cool!"

Maybe it's my personal pet peeve but if these things are the little shitdemons they're made out to be why wouldn't there be an active program to wipe them out and breeding them made illegal? I mean they happily run up to any human who calls them, couldn't one dude lure like a few hundred into a truck to dispose of in a day? I don't care how fast they breed, any concerted effort would wipe them out in a year.
I think i really dislike this for the same reason i dislike "The Purge" movies, this idea that we're all two steps away from being sadistic fucking monsters who delight in bloodspattering gore for the lulz
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>>709481038
>gore for the lulz
welcome to 4chan, newfriend.
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>>709446857
So wait he raised it so he could film it and eventually abandon it in some park? I don't understand.
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Is the booru still dead/dying?

Haven't been over there in awhile.
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>>709481791
no. he took its family in, killed the family, made it feel like shit because the family "left" her behind.

he raised it to be an obedient fluffy but traumatized it at every turn to be even more dependent on him.

this last piece shows him giving her up for adoption at a place where he can watch her suffer alone or be abused by other fluffies.

thus he "turns his back on her" while simultaneously getting to watch her suffer. plus we get to see this is a preconceived plan and not a decision made out of anger.
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>>709481791
"I will spend hours if not weeks or months to torment a talking gerbil with the mind of a two year old because it can't stop me"
like 90% of fluffy right there, my question is who the fuck has that kind of time?
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>>709446224
ive seen all kinds of shit coming in and outo f this place but entire series of cutesy scat-gore is jjust plain weird. and that a ton of you are into this shit is just boggling. why?
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>>709482389
childless sociopaths that use pets to get into the pants of the opposite sex? most people barely spend half an hour per day with their REAL pets, fluffies are no different.
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>>709446857
this one makes me sad. That was a very good fluffy, even had the self-control to not shit on the floor when it got scared. Plus the Mr Kitty thing got me. Mr Kitty did not deserve what happened to him.
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>>709482497
I...dont know...
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>>709482497
pure tragedy, in the most classic sense. they're helpless artificial beings with no ability or intelligence to defend themselves with so their entire life is failure after tragic failure.
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>>709482497
The one that got me was that gif of the fluffy going for the cheese on the mousetrap and getting killed. Something about the rendering of the facial expression reminded me profoundly of my girlfriend at the time and it made me really sad.

Since then it's been pure morbid curiosity and something like catharsis. I'm a big fan of stories with a scientific aspect to them.
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>>709482808
>Fluffy alpha 0.0758

Cool fucking concept. How there is a factory or lab containing the "pre-fluffies"

And maybe there was an accident. Maybe there was an accident caused by fluffies that has made every human gate them. They could contain trade amounts if radiation and can mutate once their population reaches a certain number.

Kind of like those aliens from Jimmy neutron. The ones that were really cute but ended up evolving into giant murderous monsters. Maybe there is a back story to fluffies after all.
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>>709483281
Eck. I need to fix this grammar.

>And maybe there was an accident. Maybe there was an accident caused by fluffies that has made every human hate them. They could contain trace amounts of radiation and can mutate once their population reaches a certain number.
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>>709482445
See this is the shit that bugs me
Does no one have fucking Google in this world? They always seem surprised when these talking animals act like fucking animals
Don't want your pet, which are known to want to have lots of babies, to have babies? Get it fixed or don't let it outside, if the retarded hamster horse outsmarts you and gets loose then you're the dumb one
Holy shit the pet-thing that famously shits alot just shit on the floor, i couldn't have anticipated this and am filled with righteous rage!
OMG, a creature designed to act like a child is acting childishly and demanding things and being bratty, better dismember it in ways that would make a gestapo officer run for a bucket!

i can't hate them for being dumb when it seems every human in this world is full-retard and lacks any form of empathy or self control
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>>709483281
Irradiated after the fall of Cleveland, messed things up.
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>>709464442
I CANT STOP KEKKING
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>>709468067
reminicient of Calvin & hobbes
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>>709481774
i love this
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>>709476404
why did the one on the right chew its own tail off?

fluffies are fucking retarded
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>>709488616

Their tails are nailed to the ground so they cant get away
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>>709489929
which is stupid because their tails are hair not limbs
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>>709490153
if it is holding them down it works
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>>709490153
if it was like a horse's tail yeah

otherwise if it's like a dog's tail there's a long flesh part there that can be nailed down
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>>709490930
well, mutated ponies are pretty much horses so...
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>>709491149
they also have wings and chirp like birds
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>>709491213
rats chirp too while they're young
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