Dubs decides how to get me laid
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs decides how to get me laid
Your cute {kiss emoji}
Let's cut the bullshit and fuck
Wow, I'm surprised you actually messaged me back, normally girls like you ignore me. It's cool to see someone nice
>>709444611
For fucks sake...
You and me baby are nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do in the Discovery Channel
Want to hook up next friday? My parents arent home this weekend.
>>709444611
>>709444677
OP don't be a faggot
>>709443537
You can pegme anytime :) google it
tongue punch my fart box pls dad
I would love to lick your butthole, but you have to return the favor
>>709444611
winrar
>>709444894
this guy fucks
Op don't be a faggot
>>709443537
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>709445493
roll 4 this
>>709443537
Hey you look cute, send pics.
It would help if you plug that phone in somewhere and quick
Op isn't delivering
>>709443537
"Humblebrag, i am the hacker known as 4chin."
>>709444677
>dubs check
Op, deliver you faggot.
Waiting..
Roll fags
>>709446358
Alright this thread is done for
i cho-cho-choose you!
Ravioli ravioli give Me the pussioli
>>709446521
SMD? For cash?
Yea, I don't know either... It's like girls find guys with cancer unappealing or something..
tell her to send nudes
>>709446647
shameless reroll
holy molly my dog is in heat. im gonna fugg it :)))
>>709446726
roll
Your really pretty by the way
>>709446521
xD follow me on twitter hehe
>>709446733
WIN
Ravioli ravioli give Me the pussioli
>>709446812
Re roll for a better chance of nudes
>>709446756
reroll
>>709446812
This dude knows what's up
Reroll for him
>>709446762
ROLL
>>709446955
Second reroll win
>>709446733
Rolling dubs to cancel this dubs
Praise kek
"Probably because if you dont reply to this message your mother will die in her sleep tonight."
>>709446926
im gwy
>>709446955
Winrar
SEND NUDES
>>709447065
fuck off reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>709447144
CHEKED
>>709447221
REEEEEEEE
>>709447108
just in case.
So what would your idea be for a unique and fun date? Ever been to a rifle range?
(OP, if she accepts, marry her)
Would you do me the honor of being my date tonight?
why havent we fucked yet?
Send this pic OP
"make a picture with timestamp so i can show my daddy that i'm not gay anymore"
wana cyber? (kek)
>>709446521
"Do you like 4chin?"
Rolling
>>709447452
You had the "you are beautiful" dubs and sent this
>fucking savage
>>709447502
Roll
I'm having a problem with my erect chin lately. any ideas for a cure. and a cure for aids while ur at it
Ups here, no signs of op on my truck cause hes a tremendous faggot
Op I got dubs for a dude so you'd better catch up
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"The holocaust didn't happen, but it should happen. I'm not joking, same goes for all minorities."
Say this
>>709447643
roll
I use chewing tobacco during sex, hope that's not a problem. If you think the sex talk is premature, better get used to it.
>>709447632
rollon
>>709447667
roll
>>709447667
rolll
>>709447667
so fucking close
lets try again
"The holocaust didn't happen, but it should happen. I'm not joking, same goes for all minorities."
>>709447671
roll
>>709447502
Reroll
>>709447643
Praise kek
>>709447632
roll!! ¡
>>709447452
Ahem \/
>>709446955
>>709447667
One last roll
"The holocaust didn't happen, but it should happen. I'm not joking, same goes for all minorities."
>>709447674
ROLL
>>709447643
Shameless self reroll
>>709447632
pray to Christian bale
>>709447667
Nah fuck that
"The holocaust didn't happen, but it should happen. I'm not joking, same goes for all minorities."
>>709447722
YES WINRAR
>>709447722
Winner
Do you have 10 min to talk about our lord and saviour the great kek, god of chaos, destruction and meme magic?
>>709447921
"Oh so you're willing to do it for free? Fucking whore."
Roll
Look, I got 15 hotter bitches hitting me up right now. If you're jus wasting me time and ur not dtf, I best be going.
>>709448014
rolling for kek
>>709447921
AHEM\/
>>709446955
>>709447921
You know what to do with this now
>>709447502
>>709447722
>>709447921
Sorry that was my little down sindrome brother. He isn't long left for the world and he is in to all of those "me-me" things online I really hope he didn't offend you!, do you have hobbies?"
>>709447502
Can't send pics on tinder
>>709448156
Reroll
>>709448156
rolling for savior
>>709448014
rolling
>>709448057
Self roll
>>709448156
Off by one shameless re roll
>>709448233
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>>709448233
kys
>>709448156
roll xd
>>709448233
Nice autistic save lmao
IM SORRY THAT WAS MY LITTLE BROTHER
Do you have any hobbies?
>>709448156
I posted this , if you haven't already can you spell syndrome properly my phone has autism.
>>709447667
truly the last time
"The holocaust didn't happen, but it should happen. I'm not joking, same goes for all minorities."
>>709448014
roooolling
>>709448233
WINRAR FOR FUCKS SAKE OP NOTICE THIS ONE YOU RETARDED WASTE OF SPACE
This bitch better be a freak in the sheets
Rolling for "how'd you like a whole lotta justbelowaverage sized dick in your ass?"
>>709448555
Trips confirm it, KEK HAS SPOKEN
>>709448622
What is with these gets?
>>709448699
Sheittt
>>709448233
winrar
>>709448233
Prioritise this re roll op
>>709448699
What the FUCK
>>709448622
Oh shit, check my dubs for further confirmation
>>709447921
"Slut"
>>709448699
kek
>>709448233
>>709448555
>>709448622
>>709448699
>>709448602
Saved lmao
>>709448699
same
Kek wants OP to get his dick wet
>>709448911
IT JUST KEEPS GOING
CHOO CHOO DUBS TRAIN
>>709448911
Holy shit, meme magic is too powerful in this thread, I'm freaking out guys
>>709448911
Fucking hell, the lord kek has blessed us
>>709448911
Dubs train continues?
>>709448870
Fucking cultists. Taking all the rng.
sorry i'm a bit retarted today. i so fuckin nervous i have a dick exam tomorrow and im worried i might have aids, ghonorrhea, syphilis from all the hookers i fucked. should've worn a condom...
>>709448911
check 'em
Trips for
"Fuck u bitch, ur fat anyways..
Pls respond "
>>709449091
roll
What a dumb butch guys we got a good one
>>709449144
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>709449144
bruh
>>709448602
OP what is that tweak called that you have for the weather in your status bar? please aware me
>>709448014
ALL THE DUBS CONFIRM IT, KEK WANT US TO CONVERT HER TO ESOTERIC KEKISM
REROLL FOR THIS ONE REROLLL REROLL
"Dont ignore me you rancid swine"
>>709449144
WIN MOTHERFUCKIN RAR
Do you have a sister or a friend that would smd for cash though?
Winrar bitch. You better belieb...
>>709449171
I expose myself in public for the sexual thrill
Do the gentleman get a little grabby?
>>709449091
>>709449144
winrar
>>709449144
Can we not? We could some legit nudes here guys we need to be sensible and work our magic
>>709449266
Check these fucking dubs!
>>709449266
>>709449298
Roll
>>709449360
Not saying this because I already said the other thing. Wouldn't make sense so keep rolling
>>709449144
winrar
I'm willing to pay you $5,000 for nudes. Do you accept my offer?
Too many dubs
>>709449171
I get girls to dance around my dick
>>709449171
I like starting dubs decide what i say to retarded bitches threads on 4chan
>>709449171
I just like to exist, you know?
>>709449171
bruh
>>709449171
Not much in the way of hobbies really. I do have a fetishism for down syndrome people. I don't know if that counts :) haha
>>709449298
check em
I have a poop fetish just so you know...
>>709449593
Check what u fag?
I just came on my screen over your pic. fuck me.
>>709449557
Oh fuck lmao this one is great. Roll for this kekus
>>709449298
This
>>709448602
>>709448602
>>709449227
op PLEASE pls OP what is that tweak called that you have for the weather in your status bar? please aware me
>>709449557
Rolling
>>709449171
I like talking to pretty girls :P
I was hoping to find someone to lick my poop chute
>>709449741
Re-roll
>>709449741
rollerino. Making you a solid, OP
>>709449749
Reroll
>>709449144
DO EET
>>709449557
Lmao I want to see her gullible reaction to this
>>709449728
Statusbarweather8
>>709449728
>please aware me
>>709449144
WINRAR
DO EET
>>709448911
Get them 9/11 dubs boi
I produce scat videos :), what kind of dancing?
Nice profile pic btw, mind if I save it? :) :)
>>709449557
Rollerinos
>>709449958
roll
>>709449958
Roll
>>709449958
rollerino
>>709449741
Roll
I produce scat videos :), what kind of dancing btw? ;)
>>709449958
Roll
>>709449741
Rolling
I like you ask people what they are doing this weekend.
i enjoy child abuse
>>709446955
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>>709449144
mom OP's being a fag again
>>709449741
They see me rollin
>>709450117
Aw shit accidental double post
>>709450188
WINRAR
>>709450188
pls guys this was solid
>>709449958
roll
>>709450188
Op here What the fuck is this trying to say?
>>709449958
Roll
>>709446955
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This is all a troll on 4chan you shouldn't date me sorry bye. >>709449144
>>709450400
I like to ask people what they are doing this weekend
I think that's what he meant
>>709450400
Say "What are you doing this weekend?"
>>709450188
top keek
>>709450400
Just tell her this, trust me
>>709449741
>>709450400
Clearly it wasn't meant to be comprehended by normal human being. You must be of autistic breed to understand it.
>>709450400
Op gets dubs, SEND IT FOOL
>>709450597
Or a mongoloid who cant type for shit
>>709450400
OP FUCKIN DELIVER DONT BE A FAG
i actually enjoy using the hole of an acoustic guitar as a masturbation toy, since nothing else can satisfy my huge winkie
sometimes i masturbate to zootopia
The slowest conversation ever, she's probably fucking a nigger right now.
Lovely smile btw, bet your hair smells like sunrise (I bet that's worth a kiss at least)
Let's go OP
>>709450923
This
>>709450803
Overcompensating much?
Don't be a faggot OP
>>709450500
Win fucking rar you degenerate fegit.
Just went with this because you fags couldn't decide on any thing
>>709451120
ya blew it
>>709450935
Lovely smile btw, bet your hair smells like sunrise, and your farts as poop
>>709451120
OPs got balls.
>>709451120
OP WHAT THE FUCK Y U SKIPPING OTHER DUBS
>>709451284
He did the right thing.
>>709451120
You dun goofed op, it's quite obvious you were never interested in fucking her. Are you a homersex?
>>709451120
I can confirm. op's a cheery picking fag. dont bother posting your dubs will be ignored
>>709450188
OP this is your winner!
>>709451284
Yes but they didn't follow the conversation and were autistic af
Op = feggit confirmed
>>709451120
All those fucking dubs and you pick this, you fucking degenerate
>>709444611
Stop this man
>>709451357
>>709451474
Second the motion
Why didn't you pick dubs OP?
>>709450935
Tfw op chose your post even without it having dubs :')
>>709451451
Holy shit, I went to make dinner and he stole it again. I sent him to his room so we're probably good now
>>709451388
Well I posted this here...so of course I have no intention of fucking her
>>709451357
Yes, if the right thing was to end the conversation 4 lines in. You cockgobbling spaz.
>>709451772
Reroll
op is faggot confirmed
>>709451866
WINRAR MOFOS
>>709451648
There was one roll with dubs to be fair.
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>>709451866
CHECK THOSE OP
>>709451628
Yes, I am
OP IS FAG.
may yotsuba 404 this fag thread
>>709451943
Roll
OP is a dirty homosexual
I can understand OP picking and choosing cause some of these suggestions are toddler rate shit.
>>709452066
All he needs is a shower?
>>709451800
Win fucking rar you pleb!
>>709452073
you cant disobey the dubs if kek wills them
>>709451931
Aw fuck didnt notice
>>709452136
dont bother op is a cherry picking fag. your dubs are ignored
>>709452066
You gotta post this one now OP
>>709451943
Roll
>>709452112
Anyways, your really cute id love to get to know you better
What kind of dancing ;*
>>709452190
Will do but I'm waiting for her to respond
>>709452255
Win
>>709452255
yes please do this OP
>>709452255
fag
>>709452255
WINRAR
also this helps you get laid so you'd better fucking pick it
op is a worthless fag
jews did 9/11
>>709452112
Now that he's gone, could we get to the adult section of this chat?
>>709452255
win
>>709452255
Do it mane, winrar
>>709452385 Rolld
OP here sorry guys but i have to go. mom;s in the hospital
>>709452255
Windows 95, do it!
>>709452557
oh shit op what happened?
>>709452557
better get a fucking cont
>>709452557
Buuuuuuuhhhhh
>>709452557
understandable. welp it was fun
>>709452557
Do you like cooking? If you do, could you go and make me a sandwich?
>>709452557
Fucking kek
>>709452557
OP here, fuck off
>>709452557
pussy
>>709443537
How do you get the weather icon by the clock on your iPhone?
>>709452557
Nigga fuck your mum this is more important
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>709452151
There's always a choice! When did we become animals! God have mercy on us!...There's always a choice...or is there...
>>709452665
OP here. fuck off i really need to go the hospital you dumbfuck. mom got into a car accident
>>709452665
Which is da reel OP?
>>709452557
>>709452665
WHICH ONE IS REAL
>>709452600
OP here, she was diagnosed "dead in her sleep" because she didn't respond to this post.
hey guys scarce here
>>709452782
OP here look i dont give a fuck. believe it or not i dont care. i need go. OP signing off
>>709452764
Why you still posting then dumbfuck?
Kys.
>>709452733
Agree
>>709452764
Anyway I'm waiting for the bitch to respond rn
>>709452847
Good luck OP
>>709452828
Behold, the real op.
>>709452764
Does she looks like Glenn, with the popeye and all the gore?
>>709452847
keep us posted
>>709452847
Mhmmm not sure if real OP
>>709452733
Reeeee? What are you a Rat?
>>709453148
Meeeeep
>>709452847
kys
OP here, that's an imposter. Call the police I had evidence against the Clintons.
Do you like knock knock jokes?
>>709452847
pics or didnt happen
>>709453255
Winrar
When op gets back from hospital. This is next dubs.
>>709452847
i wanna lick your mom's clit while she's in a coma
