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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>709427728
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>fox
Still here.
Claimed.
>>709440266
It's super fun!
The only downside, is that it's in Chinese, which I can't read.
How is Runescape?
>>709441581
Cute
>>709442580
Ogga Booga
>>709441963
mandatory cc claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIKQqvt-sWM
>>709442625
Oooh, I see.
Runescape's alright. Can be boring sometimes if you don't have friends.
Do you play Terraria at all?
>>709442625
>Cute
You're cuter
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
Claim
>>709442934
I played a bit of Terraria with people from thread a while ago, we stopped that I think though. Not sure if the server is still up or not
>such flattery
Nagisa claimed
>>709443621
Nice claim, she is quite underrated.
>>709442641
Are you still doing the waifu house thing? I can give you some more information on my room in case that's possible.
>>709443754
I know! She's so cute, definitely waifu material.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhx6IfKrvEQ
bye
>>709444055
later
>>709443967
i am, and that would be helpful.
i will say my productivity is really slow though
>>709443621
Top tier claimu
>>709443510
I would of loved to play with you, given the chance. Perhaps we can play something later, if you wanted.
Claiming Elina.
>>709444088
>later
no thanks
get
check um
>>709444285
fine I'll watch it now
>>709444538
That's not what I meant
>>709444190
I'm probably going to be playing this for the next very long time. I can give you my steam though and we can try and do something at some point
>76561198037885569/
>>709444183
It's fine, I didn't expect anything else from such a big project.
In addition to what I said before put a bookshelf in there full of external disks, two electric guitars and a big aquarium with a single big gold fish.
>>709444045
There's still a lot about her that is yet to unfold though, hopefully she will get that covered on the following movie.
>>709444699
I'm home
>>709445193
Are you alone?
Attempt then sleep
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
Saber claim
>>709445459
Only 14 off
>>709445459
At least I'll have trips in my dreams
>>709445193
Welcome home master! Is what I would say if you were my master. Welcome back Senpai
>>709445470
http://sexy-gerlz.pw/
http://sexy-gerlz.pw/
http://sexy-gerlz.pw
>>709444813
Added yo.
>>709445329
I have my cat
>>709445561
that's because you're my master ya dingus
>>709445595
>more bandwith
>eyes are too low resolution to see the difference
>>709444190
>>709444859
I know! Really looking forward to seeing what happens.
カラミチーマス
>>709445892
oh you~
Does /waifu/ have any pets?
alright let's go boys
Q('s)OTT:
>age?
>dick size?
>number of girls fucked?
>>709446760
I'm her pet~
>>709446146
>カラミチーマス
Get a fucking life you dumb, fat, ugly, disgusting, useless weeb
>>709446760
I have a cat.
>>709446760
A cat that I plan on getting rid of soon.
>>709446760
two dogs- husky mix & a Malinois
>>709446775
>Girls
Ew, no.
>>709446775
>age?
Yes
>Dick size?
Small
>Number of girls fucked?
Gross, 3d.
>>709446775
Average
3DPD
>>709446775
>age
Too old
>Dicksize
I dont measure it, i guess average
>Number of girls fucked
Nope
>>709446862
Kinky.
>>709446916
Cute! What kind?
>>709447041
Why? ;_;
>>709447086
Do they cuddle with you in bed? Because that sounds like fluffy heaven.
Best fox claimed
>>709446775
420
69'
1337
Ez Pz
>>709446760
A cat and a turtle
>>709446760
:o
>>709447185
virgin lol
>>709447606
yes?
>>709447041
why you getting rid of him? ;-;
>>709447903
Nope. Me and my boyfriend fuck all the time.
Try again, Anon.~
>>709447893
Black and something else.
>KissAnime closed to fix some serious issues. Please wait.
what do?
>>709448249
Stop using that shitty site. Switch to something else for now.
>>709448249
Start torrenting
>>709446760
a black cat, i used to have a dog.
>>709448249
what you trying to watch?
>>709448249
Stop streaming. Torrent.
>>709448249
>Please wait
>What do
How is this a question?
>>709448363
what do you suggest
>>709448402
i cant i have no pc atm
>>709441963
>>No oversexualised content
are you faggot?
>>709447903
MY FUCKING CAT IS NAMED OREO AND ITS EXACTLY THE SAME
>>709447880
clever adding your age in the filename :o
>>709447881
same
>>709447896
bad meme stop already ;-;
>>709448036
._.
>>709448402
>>709448486
stealing*
>>709448538
I'm Konata
>>709448471
steins;gate
i dont think its on Croll or im retarded
>>709448486
>>709448521
>>709448518
its gonna be down for maintenence and i still want to be able to watch anime
>>709448521
9anime(dot)to
Has most of the good stuff and is ad-free.
>>709448527
yes im a big faggot :o
>>709448611
aren't you that mothe?
>>709448611
WE HAVE A DOPPELGANGER CAT
>>709448611
Fine
22
6"
3
>>709448707
So wait
>>709448707
i see that you dont have a pc rn and your stuck on phone so..
imma go get u a link, k.
>>709448611
>._.
you got an issue with that?
>>709448707
>>709448961
what episode?
>>709448407
Cats are nice. What happened to the dog? :(
>>709448092
It really does sound cute!
>>709447903
You cat looks unimpressed.
>>709447896
Hey, the first other person with an unorthodox pet! But also another cat. Cats are the best.
>>709449088
it seems like 9anime works
thanks for the effort though
>>709448707
Here you go
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/9232216/[DeadFish]_Steins_Gate_-_1-25_Complete_[BD][720p][MP4][AAC]
>>709448776
thank you anon
helping another anon out
>>709447086
Hello Houki
>>709448875
Tsukasa ya dingus
>>709448902
post cat
>>709448935
send me your dick on discord ;-;
>>709449028
me and my boyfriend have sex every day ._.
>>709449139
he probably was, little dingus always making a mess and I always tell him to stop
>>709449469
ok tsukasa :o
>>709449469
So do me and my boyfriend!
We have so much in common, anon...
>>709449139
it was in pain so i got it put down.
legs were giving in due to age.
>>709449248
eh, no problem
>>709449511
stop sachi :o
>>709449564
wait are you my boyfriend?
>>709449576
Oh god when I first read that I thought you said it was "A" pain so you got it put down, not that it was "IN" pain. Almost called you a monster.
That's sad :(
>>709447893
>>709447903
Even though she's only around a year old, she's been disobeying me for a while, and I've found out that she's partially the cause of my recent allergies.
>>709449688
:-;
>>709449688
Maybe.
>>709449576
i will remember it dont worry
britbong cc right?
>>709449848
>>709449848
Cute. Sleep nicely.
>>709449783
please don't kill her :(
let someone adopt
>>709449833
All day at work I kept just drawing the :o face
pretty sure I made like 500
>>709449887
fuck me
>>709449988
the one and only
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-BOTFmimoA
>>709449756
all things gotta go sometime man, and i know i would rather go out with no pain than suffer until death.
>>709449139
Turtles aren't unorthodox, are they?
Cats a best, I didn't get them at first but once I got one I understood why they were so much better than dogs
>>709449469
No
>>709450211
thats a lot of :o
>>709450211
Only if you have a cute butt.
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
>>709450317
telegram?
I don't show others and I only praise! ;-;
>>709450318
>>709450563
:o
>>709450512
oh shit I thought you were sachi trolling, cute cat
>>709450237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i6RUN9Akuo
alright see you later, thanks again
same goes for the other anon
>>709450563
>o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
>>709450670
why would i ever troll :o
>>709447893
Yeah, they're pretty good at keeping the feet warm or letting you use them as pillows. If you want them to move though, they're like sandbags.
>>709449343
Hello there.
>>709450679
>:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
>>709450670
:o :o
>>709450471
well, i think it is, as they didn't have to go through suffering. they lived a happy life.
>>709450672
k, cya.
when you get back, tell me how you have been collecting my edits.
>>709450471
I guess, he was a gift from my neighbor, his turtle had babies and he didn't want them so the whole street got turtles
>>709450670
No I'm scared
>>709450871
What're you up to bby?
>>709450952
maybe we can ease up to it? ;-;
>>709450891
:o
>>709450769
in case you get tired of shitposting
>>709451111
>Those numbers
:o
>>709450211
Of course I was going to put her up for adoption, what else would I do?
>>709451111
i already did :o
i haven't shitposted in a week
>>709451111
>:O
Nice digits!
>>709451111
Nice quads, but no I'm extremely uncomfortable with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzBsqnXXVKQ&ab_channel=Ohmwrecker/Maskedgamer
>>709451068
Nothing much, just got done wolfing down dinner and now it's time to kick back and enjoy the evening. Also got a dog that decided to plop down on my feet to sleep.
>>709451178
>>709451295
4 1s
>>709451210
I never shitpost :o
>>709451207
eat her?
>>709451469
hide and shrek
>>709451316
ok maybe when you get more comfortable I won't try to pressure you for now
I've seen a few waifu dicks though and it is kept all personal
>>709451782
OK thank you
>
You dirty slut
>>709451469
>>709451782
There's an :o face at 1:03 in the video
>>709451782
whose dicks have you seen :o
>>709451936
I meant to select this pic, but I'm dumb and forgot.
>>709451562
I'm not much of a doggo person, I'm more into cates. I have a doggo and a cate, but I largely ignore the doggo. My mum wanted a lap dog, so she got one -.-
>>709451936
call me names in bed :(
>>709451954
1:o3
>>709452041
all kept private ya dingus
>>709452074
still cute ;-;
>>709451782
I am not that cruel!
where is the wiggling butt slut?
>>709452215
could i have a number :o
>>709452327
its >>709452215 :o
>>709441963
What is the point to these threads?
>>709452451
>>709452215
my dick wants sucked
>>709452594
To talk to people
>>709452086
I always had birds growing up, but got dogs now and enjoy them. Cats are alright, although I couldn't see myself having one. We have a stray cat problem in the area here, unfortunately the husky has gotten 3 of them that were too deep in my yard near the garden area.
>>709452747
Then why is this called a "Waifu Claim" thread if you all do is talk about each other instead of your Waifu?
>>709452215
I'd call you names all the time >:^)
Buttslut
Daily reminder that (You) a cute
>>709452823
It started out as people just claiming and talking about their waifus then turned into a 24/7 circlejerk
>>709452823
What >>709453074 said
I'm gonna eat noodles be back later
>>709452285
but you are that cute
>>709452451
maybe like 5 :o
>>709452959
^-^
>>709453237
I said "Cruel" in that sentence, not "Cute".
>>709453237
only 5?
nice filename o:
>>709452798
I like birds too. I've never had one though.
Stray cats can be annoying. What do you mean "gotten 3 of them"? That sounds slightly ominous
>>709453237
:ö:
>>709454152
I want those legs wrapped around my dick.
>>709453985
Good birbs are amazing pets. Ive had one that made a lasting impression. Sad that he died 2 years ago but he was great.
I'm off to Bedfordshire.
Good night.
>>709454340
She's in middle school you fucking pedo
>>709453985
Cats are normally agile enough to jump fences and get away, but these 3 were unlucky- the dog grabbed them on the neck and gave them the husky death shake and then it was goodnight. Most of the time they'd already be bitten and shook by the time I could get out there.
>>709454388
Birds are awesome, but unless you have them in an aviary or large area with other birds, they need attention. My grandmother had a yellow headed amazon that lived into it's 70s, outlasted her by a few years.
>>709454673
Post lewds then
>>709454673
So what? Doesn't matter to me with those juicy legs.
Look at her she has all stye she has alot of grace this waifu has a beutiful face its HIKAGE
>>709455107
>>709455149
Legit consider suicide.
>>709454388
That's too bad, Rory. It always hurts to lose a pet that made an impression on you
>>709454769
Poor kitties :( this is why I won't let my cat outside.
If dogs ever kill another animal around here, the pet police(I don't know the actual name) get involved. Lots of times they put the animal down because it's "dangerous and threatening to public safety". They don't do much about squirrels and shit though
>>709455512
Why is your waifu underage, anon? Can't explain that, can you?
>>709455512
I do. Everyday
>>709455512
>Implying I don't already think about jumping off the nearest bridge everyday.
>>709455514
whats your cat called? :o
>today was a good day at work
What's up people
>>709455972
The ceiling
>>709455514
Yeah, animal control is out here pretty often with all the stray chihuahuas and cats that roam in the alleys. The cats all went too far into the backyard and underestimated the dog's speed I guess. The Malinois has cornered cats before, but he's too much of a doofus to know what to do next besides bark some more.
I keep my dogs inside, but they go out and about for exercise and to take care of business.
>>709455594
Because she is an assault rifle
>>709455605
>>709455692
Act upon these thoughts
>>709455972
C E I L I N G
You brought this upon yourself
>>709455972
>>709456363
I have too mush too live for.
Is what i would say if i had something to live for. Maybe i will in the furute
>>709456363
Can I fuck this assault rifle?
>>709456363
Can't, too much of a wuss.
>>709456576
You have no reason not to
>>709455757
Jessica. We adopted her from the SPCA and she was already named, so we just kept it
>>709456252
Animal control, that's the name. How the fuck did that elude me?
I don't really know much about dogs, so I'm not sure what a malinois is. Is it a large dog?
>I'm assuming yes
>>709456691
But i have no reason to do it either
>>709456783
nice :o
how old is she?
>>709454664
Nighty!
>>709456941
2 this past August
I'm gonna hit the sack now. Good night waifu!
>>709457184
goodnight bb
>>709457161
Good night
>>709456420
Did you actually make this? if so you have really good hand writing.
>>709456783
That's pretty cool, I know a lot of animal control folks from work and adopting is probably the best way to get animals off the street that doesn't involve euthanasia. Our husky mix was an adopted one as well.
Malinois are like a smaller, more square German Shepherd. Usually about 55-65 lbs. They got more popular recently since they're used more by military & police that need a smaller dog than a GS, but something that's more agile with the same sort of work drive.
>>709457358
No my handwriting is really horrible
the image.jpg anon made it
>>709457373
I'll anyways adopt pets. It's infinitely cheaper, and like you said, means they aren't being euthanized.
So it's like a medium sized dog then
I'm going to sleep now though. I'll talk to you later Houki pouki
>>709457184
Goodnight
bump.
Bump
>>709459272
You're doing it wrong
zrexufguilmk;
>kick
>>709459428
YES! Stomp on my dick. please!
>>709459405
No you are
>>709459350
I want to lick your eyelids.
>>709459644
I'll end you
![TomoyoKanzaki [14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xCdJHBB.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [14].jpg")
>>709459746
>
>>709459605
hello there
>>709459722
thanks I'm sure your eyes are beautiful too if you would show them to me..
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3ZmnYfHNqQ
shoot me TomoyoKanzaki
>>709459883
Shoot my cock, TomoyoKanZaki.
>>709459919
>
Can I lick your eyelids now
>>709459946
You're not worth my time
>>709459997
no
Hello everyone
>no life
>juvia claimed
>>709460049
I want that gun to be my dick.
>>709460049
:(
i miss when you weren't so elite
>>709460094
hello friend
>>709459934
goodnight
>>709460043
yesh man. I'm gonna need a bit of concentration to return the favor though
C-c-c-C L A I M E D!!@!!!
>>709459883
<
>>709459934
Goodnight shiro
>>709460206
Why isn't she wearing underwear
>>709460300
-pets you-
>>709460571
She left in a rush that morning. She usually has some
>>709460625
Only I can pet her!
>>709460300
Absolutely beautiful.
Tell me something funny please
>>709461079
Your waifu
>>709460832
I want to smell her dirty underwear. With my nose, of course.
>>709461079
>>709461119
>>709461201
This isn't helping
>>709461079
Alright, want to hear a bad joke? How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
>>709461079
show me something cute
>wait
>>709461194
>With my nose, of course
I hope, ya dingus
>>709461060
I think I met you before! You're cute too!
>>709461353
>they beat the room for being black
>>709461353
How many
>>709461371
>
>>709461341
You asked for something funny.
>>709460135
Thats only because your dick is so small
>>709460167
Who are you
>>709460316
That is kinda creepy
Late shinoa
>>709461788
just shoot me
>>709461821
DAMMIT
I meant late shinoa claimed ',:)
>>709460167
Hello
>>709461821
Hello smugs
>>709461788
Yes! Keep berating me, I love it!
>>709461605
Could you not man? I'm not doing particularly well right now
>>709461821
Hi Smugs
>>709461788
>>709461968
Call me a fucking worthless pig, I beg you!
>>709461478
You have, and thanks!
>>709461547
They don't. What >>709461535 said, and they beat the lightbulb for being broke.
>>709461821
Royal Smugness.
>>709461894
Hello Juvia. What's up?
>>709461978
Hi desert fox
>>709462096
My adorable kitty-bunny
>>709462175
Nothing much. Just the norm
>working
>lewd
>>709461547
a wew
>>709461821
hi
>>709462301
insult me harder
>>709462301
You play so hard to get, I love it. <3
