Solve it
>>709441667
tape was rewound
>made me reply
>>709441667
the recording was stopped by someone?
>>709441667
Who rewound the tape?
Then who was phone?
>>709441667
you need to kill yourself.
Find a cassette recorder with auto-rewind (even a few the old D-cell powered panasonics had it)
record note and blow your brains out.
>>709441954
But if i am kill
>>709441667
Voice was woming
>>709442146
Iced tea is cold. Shevdrankbso much it stayed in her stomach. If you drink slowly it will warm up and pass into your intestines, then into your bloodstream.
>>709442146
Shit
Thats a tough one
>>709442146
easy peasy - the ice in the drink was poisoned
>>709442146
The ice was the poison.
Or she threw up from drinking too much tea. That happened to me once when I was a kid.
Goddamn I love sweet tea.
>>709442146
Impossible
>>709441667
faggots saying rewound are retarded. Who stopped the recording?
>>709442214
Cigarette in left hand implies he was facing the window, but the gun's in his right hand and the splatter would have been on his right side.
It's possible he was smoking, turned around on his stool, and shot himself, though.
>>709442214
If you're a writer, keep the lamp on the opposite side to your writing hand so it doesn't get in the way, so she was left handed, while the gun is in her right hand, it was a murder.
>>709442516
Hand fell on rewind button after shot
Good luck.
All i know is, if it wasn't for you meddling faggots he would've got away with it!~
>>709441667
Woman's voice saying I can't go on.
>>709442871 Marcus
>>709441667
well somebody rewound the damn tape.
>>709442871
Makeup
Art
Restroom
Compound
Underwater
Smoking
...fuck.
>>709443330
>>709442871
Going with marcus. He has the highest probability of being black based on his name.
>>709442871
Marcus
>>709442871
Someone wanted to make it look like Marcus done it.
>>709443551
Are we supposed to be calling out names...
>>709441667
Its obviously Marcus
>>709443500
Well done, son, you remember your training well
>>709443687
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>709442516
or are you the retard?
A new riddle unfolds...
>>709443788
It's over Marcus, drop the weapon, you don't have to do this.
>>709442146
poison was in the ice
>>709442146
The ice cubes were poisoned.
>>709442871
Marcus. Easy
>>709442214
murder. he would of needed the light from the lamp to write the letter, but the lamp is unplugged.
>>709444155
Checked
>>709441667
There was some guy jacking it in the corner of the room that stopped the recording after the gun shot.
>>709442682
genius.
the guy couldn't rewind the pleyer if he was dead
>>709444211
Maybe the gun knocked the plug out
>>709443469
Marcus
A
R
C
U
S
Obviously it was Kate.
>>709443871
Kek
>>709441667
shot on the left side, gun in the right hand
It can only be solved by Toni. so #freetoni
>>709444037
>>709444094
>All the drinks were poisoned
>as in the ice cubes...
You guys are pretty smart.
>>709442473
kek
>>709441667
Because the day before, a psychic told him a man with a cassette tape that has auto rewound will be murdered tomorrow.
>>709442214
Obviously murder.
Where did the other sandal go. I theorise that the great sandal thief took the sandal and shot its owner. Then lit a cigarette to convince investigators that smoking killed him.
The perfect crime!
Moar.
>>709442871
Make up room
Art room
Restroom
Compound
Underwater room
Smoking lounge
>>709445173
the one with the dead lions come on
>>709445173
>lions who haven't eaten in years
They'd already be dead and decayed
>>709445173
Lion room unless there were a lot of Lions in there and one/a few of them survived by eating each other.
>>709445173
The third. Lions are dead
>>709445343
Fuck off.
>>709442871
Find the one with the gun. That'll be your killer
Hope this helps
>>709445468
Frost would be on the inside
>>709445676
No it wouldn't, idiot.
>>709445173
The room with the lions
>be me
>be murderer
>free to go, but have to go through one of three rooms
>go into lion room
>find dead lions
>boner.jpg
>was convicted for necrozoophilia
>fuck those lions until there is cum oozing out of every pore of their bodies
>go home and greet wife and kids
>live a happy life
>>709445468
damn nigga, y u mad tho?
>>709442682
She had a cigarette in her dominant hand. Also what the fuck does it matter which hand she shot herself with. That isn't evidence even in the furthest stretches of a rational jury's imagination.
>>709441667
the record button would still be pressed down on the tape recorder.
>>709442871
>can you help the detectives solve the case?
sure, first off check those "clues" into evidence for further examination. Call in the suspects for questioning and run a background check on all of them.
Based
>>709441667
sage deserved, too easy.
>>709446228
>driving to school and late
>Late
He ran the girl over because he was driving far above 30km/h in a school zone.
>>709445468
His story is scripted and he seems calm
>>709445468
>Mfw it wasn't winter
>Shit mystery btw
>>709446439
It's Mr thomas. He was checking exam papers before the first day started
>>709446228
No exams on the first day of school I'm guessing?
>>709441954
God Damn it....... that made me feel old.... I was here when that joke was shiny and new.
>>709445468
He wasn't lying, he was a pervert trying to catch an old man fapping in his bedroom by peeking in his window
>>709444981
She drank it fast enough the ice didn't melt dumb nigger
>>709446616
Oh shit. Your right!
>>709445826
You are so dumb
I'm in God Mod there was no auto rewind!
simple, someone hit "stop" on the recording.
>>709447143
Probably the guy that killed him
So Mr Thomas, you claim you were checking exams?
Yes, that's correct
On the first day of school, when no exams had been completed?
Yes, they arrived at the start of term, fresh from the printers for this semester's course
Ah, fuck.. I didn't think of that.
>>709446828
What's your QI faggot?
>>709441667
Ice made of diamonds vs diamond made of ice... But who was car?
>>709447371
You mean the Chinese medicine?
>>709442871
Fucking john cena
>>709446828
>Frost on the inside
How retarded are you?
Or do you just think his house doesnt have heating, but it probably does because hes not a poor nigger like you
>>709447371
>Implying intelligence is based off of IQ
lets not
>>709448169
it's based on how many infographics you have in you're folder
>>709445468
Sam was there the night before. Which explains the frost.he returned to the scene
>>709448394
>Makes incorrect grammar to see if i correct it
Its not grammar or spelling either faggot.
>>709448013
For fucks sake, window frost forms when a pane of glass is exposed to below-freezing temperatures on the outside and moist air on the inside. Water vapor from the air condenses as frost on the inside surface of the window.
It's not rocket science
>>709441667
the man couldn't have stopped the tape. It would still be rolling if he killed himself on tape.
>>709448698
my porpoise of bad grammar is for B8
you fell for it
>>709448713
Tell that to my car on a winter morning, you cock chugging, juggalo goat botherer.
>>709448763
Cassette's have autostop when they reach the end but they don't auto rewind as the first answer says.
Why are we even still talking about this?
>>709449254
Could it be that the inside of your car is colder than the outside at that point?
I'm wasting my time aren't I (rhetorical, don't even try)
I'm more surprised that anybody on /b/ knows what a cassette tape is, than how quickly this was solved.
>>709449254
He is not the cock chugging, juggalo goat fucker
>I AM
>>709450091
I heard they're making a comeback, like vinyl
>>709442516
The recorder would have automatically stopped after the tape ran out.
>>709450091
I'm surprise you are surprised by it.
>Just because the tech stops getting used, does not mean it will fade from public knowledge.
Point proof: I still own and know what VHS tapes are, faggot.
>>709446228
Who grades exam papers on the first day of school?
>>709450327
They never specified that it stopped immediately.
>>709442345
water based liquids are body temp by the time they get into your stomach.
>>709442345
Very interesting way of thinking about it, but the body is very efficient at heating up chyme for digestion. So sadly poison absorption would be roughly the same in both women.
>>709441667
He was shot in the back of the head
>>709442345
the woman who drank 5 had a shit-ton on tape-worms inside her. They absorbed all the poison and died shortly afterwards.
>>709451132
>Update
Post a tapeworm-infected asshole so I can furiously f... I mean, to elaborate your claim, please.
>>709451051
Dumbass.
>>709445822
>bill is boss he sells oil
I can do those kind of codes with a flick a muh wrist.
>>709446228
Thomas is shit at coming up with alibis.
the tape recorded stopped recording...
>>709445822
maid dun fucked up
>>709446228
Thomas you idiot how are you even an English teacher
>>709445822
1. ice poison
2. camera shoot
3. who stop rewind
4. Bill is boss sells oil
5. no mail on sunday
6. how shot in stomach if behind
7. ded lions
8. he knows where the scene of the crime is
9. person fell from the first floor
10. he would come back for the funeral
11. how didnt the mail man not see all this stuff for 3 days?
>>709445822
>running away from someone with a gun
>>709441667
because he didn
>>709448169
>implying its not
>not knowing intelligence and education are two different things.
>>709448394
yeah you shouldnt have added the apostrophe
>>709452545
autism incoming, sit down for this one.
>>709450457
yeah but do you even BETA or 8-track faggot?
>>709442345
anything besides "it's in the ice cubes" is pure autism
>>709452545
>no windows or doors
>how the fuck did i get in here?
>>709452654
next of kin to break the news of the accident
>>709441667
>>709441793
>>709441804
beat me to it
>>709441667
I actually made a mystery video of this riddle OP, I thought it was good personally but I didn't bother continuing it when I saw no point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XqquRjAUCo
>>709442871
And then there were none
>>709452654
I assume the driver who ran his ass down.
>>709453080
Are you an idiot?
>>709442214
The reasoning and the answers to this one frustrates me. No matter what theory you come up with it's all bullshit until some real answers come along.
>Witnesses? What did the neighbours hear? Who called?
>Who is the person? Do they live here alone? Do they have friends or family? When's the last time anyone saw them?
>What does ballistics say? Who's gun is it? Does the bullet match the gun? Has the gun been fired? Where's the empty case?
>What's the coroner report? Did the gunshot kill them or were they dead beforehand?
>Signs of rape? Any DNA? Fingerprints?
>>709446588
Being a Sherlock Holmes mystery, it's safe to assume this took place in England. It's always winter in England.
>>709445822
See the camera one #3 or so is just retarded; nobody refers to a picture taken of somone as an actual fucking person. She would have held the picture of him underwater (NOT him).
Tards welcomed
>>709451345
As you requested:
>>709453493
Fuck you, hiding post
>>709453493
moms spaghetti?
>>709453241
Maybe, I live someplace where it doesn't really snow though. What's the solution then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMO_s7UKpGU
>>709453493
holy fucking hell
>>709452545
>Place mirror against opposite wall
>break piece of mirror, leave rest to look at
>place mirror on floor in centre of room
>Use piece of mirro rto cut palm diagonally
>Proceed to paint a pentagon on the floor with the blood
>cut other palm
>shatter mirro into 4 more smaller pieces and one large piece
>place 5 smaller pieces at each point of pentagram
>begin chaniting to the dark lords of the nether realm:
Tenebrosi Domini
Missa usque ad animam meam culus
OP fas est,
Curabitur sit in stercore
Libera me de arca Cementite
me damnat ad infernum;
amen
>...
>profit
Its pretty straight forward, really.
>>709452545
exit through the roof. There is no roof.
>>709442214
He smokes, drinks, and writes with his left hand judging from how the coke and pen are both set on the left side of the desk and the cig is in his left hand, and if he was right handed his head would be in the way of the lamp light but not if he was left handed and leaned left instead, also the blood splatter would be impossible unless he turned away from the window before shooting himself which is unlikely, why would he shoot himself with his non dominant hand? Murder
>>709453260
"Detective O'Malley I think we should-"
"Look! A gun in the right hand but a cigarette in the left!..this lamp here...it's...my god it's on the wrong side"
"Uh...detective shouldnt we maybe check for prints on the gu-"
"She was left handed yet shot herself with the right? And the spatter! It's on the wrong wall!! MURDER!!"
>>709452545
Exit through the holes in the wall where doors and windows would have been.
>>709453583
>>709453660
>>709453965
he asked for it. I gave it.
>>709454450
Fake and gay.
>>709454306
"Detective, I think that's a HE"
"What?! Oh, well of course he is I mean...I was too busy trying to solve a god damned crime here...get out of my crime scene!"
>>709453461
mom mur
son vic
dad acc
dau wit
>>709452545
You first look in the mirror and see what you saw, take the saw and cut the table in half, two halves make a hole, jump through the hole and YOU'RE OUT!
>>709454557
>fake and gay
you knows whats fake and gay?
Your sexuality!
AYOOOOO!!!
>>709452545
break the wood in half with your knee then you have 2 halves, put them back together then you have a whole, now use the hole to escape.
Easy, I learned this from Conan.
Guns fire off a lot of heat when fired. He checks the bullet wound: is the flesh around the bullet wound burned? If it's not then the gun was not fired close enough to be from the victim.
>>709454799
no table
>but i know where you got that from and its more of a spoken riddle
>>709442146
The poison was in the ice you fuckwits.
If I die, and am a ghost who leaves my body. Could I not just go back into my body, and then continue life and be immortal?
>>709454989
a wooden table could be described as a piece of wood.. BUT thank god someone got it atleast..lol
After the gunshot he cant stop the recording
>>709453583
Only gay fags hide terrible posts.
>>709454994
It still should've killed them both.
>>709442871
better question
why would the killer leave hints
>>709454077
Tenebrosi Domini
Missa usque ad animam meam culus
OP fas est,
Curabitur sit in stercore
Libera me de arca Cementite
me damnat ad infernum;
amen
=
Dark Lord
Mass up to my anus
OP is right,
I'm in the shit
Deliver me from the ship cementite
condemns me to hell;
Amen
>>709455171
Your mom
>>709444810
what the fuck you talking about? Kate's innocent I tell you. Innocent.
>>709452238
you got 8, 9 and 11 wrong you dumb shit
>>709455017
Holy shit.
The answers to my prayers...
>>709452654
Handicapable man
>>709456316
8 is right idiot.
>>709456316
you fucking twit
whats the answer for 9 then? thats the only one i was unsure about
>>709456316
i think 9 is cuz the windows were all closed so he couldnt have opened a window and jumped out
>>709457781
>>709456316
oh wait i know. all the coins were under the body
>>709457781
That's why I fucked your mom, cuck.
>>709442871
It's Marcus jumbled up