You woke up as a woman. A pretty attractive one, basically the ideal woman in your mind. What do you do now? There isn't any way to change back.
>>709422941
I become a lesbian.
>>709422941
whore myself all the way to the presidency
>>709422941
suck cocks, take loads, eat pussy, grow old, get wrinkled and die
>drop my job and 2 masters
>hit the gym daily
>get free shit for life
Get fit. Become slut. Live without responsibility and find a sugar daddy.
Always wanted to try multiple orgasms.
>>709422941
I'd grab myself by the pussy.
>>709423067
Underrated post
>>709423067
/Thread
>>709423067
This.
>>709423149
Closet fag.
>>709423067
This.
>>709423450
And?
oh boy it would be easy life. I would be beautiful if I was the "ideal woman of my dreams" and I could easily find a rich dude to leech of from and even if I don't find that dude I'm still sitting on a bank to make thousands per week with little to no effort.
>>709423149
you dumb fucking idiot. It says basically the ideal woman in your mind. No need to go out and get fit.
>>709423961
Maybe the ideal woman in his mind is a fat slob who sits around playing with her tits and pussy all day on chaturbate.com and never works out.
>>709422941
i would be happy :^[)
>>709422941
i begin my new, hectic but fun life as pop singer katy perry
i continue sucking big juicy cocks
>>709423961
Im fitfag. Id want to get fitter. For ass kicking. Unless this is some pinnacle of human fitness captain america style shit
2 Words: Shopping Spree!!
I forgot to add in you don't have your male brain anymore. Not sure how much that would change the enjoyment of this or not.
>>709422941
I would start by fondling myself. I mean, now I have it all at my hands. I'd probably spend days just kneading my breasts.
Then I'd have to explain it to my son that his dad is now a girl not much older than himself.
>>709424271
am I still "me" like do I remember that I was a guy yesterday?
Piss in my face, gag on a dildo while crying, pretty much make all the porn of myself I can't find on the internet then masturbate till I'm bored
>>709424366
Your memories are still there and all, but it's the woman version of all of it. Everyone think you're always been one too.
>>709424454
I might become a feminazi if my mind would warp all my thoughts to woman side...
>>709422941
Marry a lesbian, get black donated sperm, both get pregnant, accept section 8 and quadruple the welfare, Medicaid, WIC, and food stamps; then dump the kids in an orphanage. Repeat that we have two children for at least a day every year
>>709425038
For tax credits
>>709422941
Kill myself.
>>709424401
Pretty much what I came her to reply.
>>709425571
>>709425631
More like these, PLEASE!
>>709425706
This one especially, when it's from that perspective.
>>709425904
i guess yeah.
>>709422941
Kill myself at once. Dead serious.
>>709425904
I was lucky enough to meet someone who likes a lot of the same kinky things I do. Sadly though, it's a person with a penis. If we were both women, um yeah that would pretty much be perfection . One of my fantasies is getting throat fucked next to my best friend, as we're both women, and getting eaten out by her as I'm getting a nice big penis in my mouth and vagina.
>>709423187
Fucking kek
>>709425904
Like I said, I'll reiterate again, PLEASE MORE pics like this, or tell me what keywords you are using to find these.
if you aren't careful it becomes permanent
>>709422941
find another hot bitch
get lesbian married
fuck bitches get money
>>709422941
Fuck my girlfriend while I look just like her.
>>709426316
'gender morph pill' or sometimes the caps are based around a gender morph spell from a witch.
>>709423067
end of thread, right there. Now lets get on.
You wake up, a german in 1922.
What do?
wouldnt it be extremely painfull morphing into a girl?
>>709426316
Try:
"Mentally ill"
"Delusional fantasy"
"Closet transgender faggot"
"Oh god I'm such a huge gay and I wish I was a beautiful woman because it would make it easier to find Cocks to suck"
Good hunting
>>709427310
Fuck bitches
Aquire gold marks
Sell at the peak of hyper inflation
>>709427373
Omg, I would only suck on a penis if I was a woman. I don't find it alluring as a man, but the idea of a man finding me sexy and wanting to cum inside my cute little pink pussy makes me hard.
>>709427360
for you
>>709422941
explain to wife she is a lesbian now.
>>709427310
Get free beer from a man named Adolf.
>>709426564
>soaking up the sum
you wake up as a bowl of fondue. what do?
>>709427360
Not sure on the logistics of it. Would your balls penis basically shrivel up and fall off, you'd start growing breasts, your androgynous hair would fall out? Sounds nice to me.
1. I don't like having a beard and having to shave it off constantly so I don't look like a crazed sociopath living in a shed in the woods.
2. Having genitals like balls on the outside of the body is just terrible.
3. Smooth, hairless skin looks and feels better.
There's really nothing bad about morphing into a woman, if it was possible somehow later down the road in science. Not talking about transgender, but the science fiction notion of "morphing".
Here's the dream woman I'd like to wake up as.
Since we don't live in an STD-free world I guess I'll have to settle with one guy I trust but then I'll give him the sex life he didn't even dare to dream of.
I'd beg him to fuck my holes all day, cover my body with his cum, give him threesomes, foursomes with hot girls...
Basically he would die of exhaustion before 35.
>>709422941
I do this more often
>>709428150
You can get std's from girls too, you know
>>709428608
fuck off rainman
>>709427310
Be friend with da Führer, go with him to Russia so he gets to know the weather, invade France, and live happily
>>709427610
keeping it hetero by being homo
>>709429349
Fuck, that pic makes me so excited. I'd love to be some man's breeding machine, to keep giving him babies year after year.
Fingerblast myself and go back to sleep. Nothing changes really.
>>709425904
Yes
Murder an 8 year-old and dump her body in the woods.
I would browse 4chan and wish I had a dick
I love all the guys that immediately assume they have to fuck dudes. Some genuine latent homosexuality itt
>>709430249
>Alyssa-Bustamante
http://murderpedia.org/female.B/b/bustamante-alyssa.htm
Holy shit, that's a real thing...
>>709430308
>>709430500
>>709430499
But she looks so innocent and pure...
>>709424454
So it's like the hot chick with Rob Schneider, only reversed
>>709422941
I would whore myself online for money and amazon gift cards, become a titty streamer on twitch for donations and be a youtuber like Zohie Burger that twerks for kids.
Also hook up with my lesbian friend
>>709430555
>>709430902
normie scum gtfo
>>709423080
underrated
>>709426123
Fag
>what kind of girl would you be
>>709431025
She still looks like a teenager trying to look scary, but still comes off as cute and I wanna hug and kiss her somehow and tell her not to do anything crazy :'(
I'd masturbate myself to multiple orgasms...like all day...
I'd probably become a cam girl and just masturbate constantly. Every day.
If I found a guy to fuck, I'd let him join my cam shenanigans. And whenever he wasn't there, I'd go right back to masturbating.
And yes, I'd fuck guys. I'd be pretty picky about it. But I would find some Sexy guys to fuck.
>>709422941
make dinner
I believe the drawbacks are:
>You bleed for a week, once a month+cramping. Until you become a saggy old hag.
>Your mental faculties suffer from estrogen instead of testosterone.
All else is up to you though.
Honestly, I wouldn't flip out and be a cum slave. I'd be like Lara Croft or Black Widow.
Don't get me wrong, I'd still try out the new hardware for a while; just thinking ahead.
>>709425571
>>709425631
>>709425706
>>709425904
>>709426470
>>709426527
>>709426564
>>709429349
>>709429749
>>709430500
>>709430554
>>709430554
>>709431327
>>709431835
>>709432031
>>709432254
I always thought this "I wish I was girl" thing was something stupid I had in the back of mind ,but that these actually exist, it makes me wonder how many people think like this. I just wonder what causes this. It seem fucked up.
>>709432556
I mean I don't know what it's like to have a lot of estrogen, but I think rather than being constantly, directly or indirectly driven by a desire to fuck, I wonder what it's like to have estrogen instead. Is it better? Or just different?
You can always get your uterus removed or just wait until you're about middle aged, so the bleeding thing isn't too much of a problem.
>>709422941
I'd become a huge camhoe
A pin up/alt model.. Shit son pin up dresses are the bees knees..
>>709425904
No. Because jew.
>>709423067
So basically you just stay a fag like always
>>709422941
Did you just assume my gender?
return to ex and start a relationship with them(they're bi) and then blow their mind later on by revealing secret information and eventually revealing myself then i just fuck off and post some tits to 4chan or something
>>709432882
you only get one life, you might as well question it because you'd have to go through extensive shit to experience it and even then you'd never really have the same experience as someone born that way so why not ask questions fuck it.
>>709423111
This
enjoy being 10
>>709422941
Get my backpack because my 6th grade English teacher gets mad when I'm late.
>>709428593
you're def a guy
>>709422941
Sure there is gender is just a social construct you ignorant cis white male.
>>709437128
Sure, do whatever you want with gender, but there are 2 sexes you can be born. You either have a dick and balls or a vagoo and some ovaries. You could be really lucky and be born with both :)
>>709437199
Do women get butterflies in their stomach too when they see that big dick flop out of that underwear?
>>709437407
>>709422941
I become a total slut who lives for cum and sucking cock. Id do that now but my body is shit, my ass is flat and i have a skik condition that keeps me from shaving very well.
>>709437724
You're a woman? Tits, please.
>>709437783
Im a man you numbnut.
>>709437086
Yes.
That's why if I WAS a woman, I'd do it way more often - widens the appeal
>>709422941
start changing over all my stuff so I can keep working, and masturbate
flip a coin to decided what monster cumlube bad dragon I'm ognna pop my cherry on cam with
buy a splorch dildo for egg fun, both jello shots and normal lewdness
order a set of breastpumps so I can induce lactation.
essentially, be me, but a kinky girl instead.
oh, and birthcontrol.
>>709422941
Go to Japan... Find a nice orchid and build a straw house no fence...
>>709438221
I was pretty sure it was a woman. You have some smooth looking thighs. mmm. I think like most of the appeal of women is not even their pussy. I mean, sure it's a big part I guess, but what does it for mostly is their smooth looking bodies, their voice, and face, and tits.
>>709432882
the grass is always greener
>>709438418
Thank you! And true
>>709422941
Become the biggest slut possible whore myself out for money and cock
>>709438290
>dragon
>will it fit?
yes.
https://is.4chan.org/gif/1476681030473.webm
>>709438630
nice!
all it needs is a cream-pie finish, and that could be female me...though I would try harder to take the knot
I'd wanna do something like get a dildo, and find another girl, and we both put it inside of us at the same on each opposite end. That'd be so hot.
>>709422941
>wake up a women
>get dressed
>start car
>Start driving
>hop on freeway and cause a huge accident
>Crashed maimed 5 an killed 3
>claim i was raped by car
>Jury finds me not guilty of manslaughter, approves 3 million dollar settlement against car maker, their ceo goes to jail.
>get home
>do nothing for the rest of my life.
you know, just the avg female things in life.
>>709438630
more like that (split screen) please
>>709438630
more virgin busting please
>>709423080
so nothing really changes?
Fuck a rich dude, have his kids, become a housewife and do literally nothing for the rest of my days. And women say men have it easier.
kill myself
without my little buddy to support me, how could i possibly go on
>itt the grass aint greener
>>709439495
I knew a few girls from high school who were hot as fuck that literally had this plan since they were 14...
and they all did it after years of partying and being a fuckbag, they found their rich husbands to clean up their mess of a life.
This >>709423074
then after blaming my Wikileaks emails on Putin publicly, when I find out from Julian Assange that it was instead Seth Rich, an insider in the DNC who once worked for me, I kill Seth Rich for exposing my plant, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who fucked over Bernie Sanders from winning the nomination at my behest.
Checkmate.
I am your new God!
>>709422941
Shit my pants when I find out in today's news that my emails can actually be recovered.
<-----Ooops
>>709439556
That kinda bitchy, uninterested looking face (probably some thought put into that), those pigtails, all his cum drenching her lower face. Omg, I want that. I want to be her. Why do I want to be her? Shouldn't I wanna be the man?
>>709440817
because she knows that he is gonna go for round two, and put that load inside her next. She can't do anything to change it, and wants it to happen
>>709425904
Would he remember it? If so, nah. If not...
Still probly nah. But I'd think about it.
https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1410/36/1410364302520.webm this
>>709440817
>That kinda bitchy, uninterested looking face
looks more like she has achieved peace with the universe
>>709425904
That made me kek so fucking hard. Gender swap drugs?? Like, they instantly give you tits and a vagina in the right proportions and shit?
And the guy in the picture looks like he's high as fuck on GSD's.
>>709439432
He'd get to eat pussy for the first time. That should count as a win?
>>709442729
it's clearly an unattainable fantasy - the worst kind.
>>709442729
this, it's like "what kinda asspie made this shit?".
>>709424454
So basically you'd change nothing, since there's no difference in your own mind. If neither you nor anyone around you knows there's been a swap, everything would be 100% normal.
>>709422941
First thing I'd do is masturbate with a dildo. Then I'll practice judo so I won't be vulnerable. I already know judo but I'm not used to doing it as a woman.
you have to be careful the first time, horniness goes off the charts
>>709427939
Get boiled and eaten alive while still scalding.
>>709422941
I sue Donald Trump.
Kill my self
>>709436879
Source?
Well, that's like my dream.. So I'd be pretty happy. I'd masturbate to myself in the mirror. And then look into becoming a CamGirl.
http://sexy-gerlz.pw/
http://sexy-gerlz.pw
http://sexy-gerlz.pw/
>think how cute you'd look
>>709440134
wikileaks has them.
>>709423149
Take trazodone, you can get retrograde ejaculation and get multiple orgasms on that.
Source: Happened to me.
>>709426527
who is she?
>>709434257
Moaaaar
>>709439153
Saved
>>709422941
kill myself after 2 days of being treated like shit by everyone looool
>>709434453
I am guessing you have a more ideal image of the perfect body would that not mean you would wake up like that and not change gender or possibly if you do consider yourself perfect that that makes the statement even more true as you are a woman for the rest of your life not including surgery
>>709440134
Oh dear, it's not like that wasn't obvious.
>>709424307
Why not just leave and not tel your son anything? No one would think to give you a paternity test and you could easily escape responsibility for your parasite
>>709422941
get vaginally penetrated by a better man than I
>>709422941
>Go in the street
>Everybody is stare-raping me
>Can't handle it
>Develop PTSD
>Go on tumblr
>Whine about the patriarchy
>>709446292
>>709423187
Fucking this + lesbian in porn industry
>>709424185
Underrated
“Stop that! It tickles. Are you going to help me figure out how to change back, or what?”
>>709422941
Finally be happy and not the sad person I am.
>>709427575
>he doesn't know how inflation works
>>709447884
oh hey clemence poesy, what are the chances of her being in a thread
>>709443893
emma evins but in that vid she may be going as emma ohara
>>709439432
Eating pussy should be new
>>709449695
>>709422941
Hmm... well if I'm roughly the same height, and my hair is the same length, I might be able to get away with just going to work normally since nobody really looks at me anyway.
>>709444466
>retrograde ejaculation
semen into BLADDER?
the fuck
>>709451174
>>709444466
trazodone ejaculation - google
seems it can either inhibit or reduce ejaculation.
444466 guy might have been lucky.
>>709422941
Buy a Sybian.
>>709423067
>>709446650
>>709425038
>>709426597
>>709430902
>>709427757
>>709451746
>444466 guy might have been lucky.
Well yeah did you check those fucking digits. He should go buy a lotto ticket.
>>709422941
Probably same as always. I'd just be a slut instead of a fag. Probably find a sugar daddy to take care of me.
>>709453371
more like this?
>>709422941
Download tons of anime.
Sit at home in front of PC, watching anime, and gaming.
Later, I would head to bed and watch more anime on my tablet, then wake up in the morning, and catch up on a little more anime before getting out of bed in order to go back to the PC, and download more anime.
>>709422941
at least I have an excuse to have voted for Hillary
I would imagine suddenly having large breasts would be kinda uncomfortable particularly for someone who hadn't spent there whole life getting used to them.
And no one knows it's me? I would go have a lesbian relationship with my sister. My sisters not a lesbian, I would turn her
>>709456319
Can be attractive without large bewbs.
>>709456612
>basically the ideal woman in your mind
>>709422941
So, life on very easy mode unlocked?
>just take selfies or be active on social media
>become e-celeb
>get free stuff cuz i'm a girl
>get money
>then complain how women are treated bad
>get support from females cuz feminism and whatnot
>probably get a few female sex slaves
I think i've got it figured out
>>709457855
That means breast on the slightly larger size. For him and me.
kill self
>wonder what it feels like to get your womb filled
You know, all you fags can just go suck dick on your own without taking a magic gender swapping pill.
If all you want is to get railed and suck cock, go do it.
>>709459230
having a dick is different from having a vagina and getting railed and u know it
also I do what you recommend already.
>>709459230
Sure, you receive anal sex as a man, but you can't do vaginal sex. Plus, I think a lot (may be wrong) of the enjoyment of sex is knowing someone wants to be inside you with their penis, and wants you fuck you. There's so much more in terms of sex you can do, not just the typical multiple orgasm thing people reference, but so much more fun with sex toys, and let's face it, people wanna fuck women more than they wanna fuck men, am I wrong? I just wanna know what sex feels like and what women think of it, and the only way to do that would be to become 1, otherwise I could be just receiving distorted communication. Maybe it's not greener on the other side, but it's something different at least.
id start a big feminazi cancer youtube channel, amass hundreds of thousands of white knights, and teenage girl cucks. spend 2 years building my "Cause" then out of the blue one day, ill say "THIS WAS A SCAM WOMEN ARE EQUAL YOU FUCKING MORONS" never upload again.
>>709455764
>>709459230
that'd be gay tho bro
Kill myself because no one will respect me again
>>709455764
would find hot dyke to smear honey holes with
>>709460493
>>709424454
so then in my mind i would have always been an attractive woman? Then literally nothing has changed
>Fuck rich old man
>Marry him
>Smother him in his sleep
>Inherit his millions
>Pay for sex change to become man again
>Fuck women with my new massive dick because they think I'll give them my money
Women have it so easy.
become a cam whore you fucking degenerate. what else would i do?
>>709438630
more of her?????????
>>709422941
Well, I'd OBVIOUSLY hop in the shower, masturbate, and hope this other >>>/d/ fantasy doesn't come true as well.
Although, that might still be cool, if a femanon found me...
>>709464114
I think I've seen her before. Does she have a mole above her lip, of course on the other side we can't see?
>>709463930
it's you again
>>709463930
shut up dipshit.
>>709422941
set myself up shop in a successful mans life.
>>709464302
only other one i got. you can tell she is enjoying it as much as he is (maybe
).
>>709422941
Get a 3 way eith my ex gf and her new bf than murder him right in front of her
>>709422941
I finally become happy
>>709464302
i dunno but it's obvious there's no mole on her lip on the side we CAN see. dumbass.
>>709464574
Hey. I'm a woman. You can't say that to me.
The first thing I'd do is vote for Donald Trump
>>709422941
If I was at least 6'2'' I would go after men who were fairly hairless and shorter than 5'5'' and pretend to be their friends mom who molests them.
I would have them sit in my lap sucking on my tit why i slowly jerk their avg sized dick. I would pull out a stool he'd have to stand on so he could fuck me.
>>709422941
>the ideal woman in your mind
>What do you do now?
Get ready for kindergarten in the morning.
>>709464307
>it's you again
Been a few weeks, yeah.
>>709464431
>shut up dipshit.
Hell no.
>Anon as a guy
I hate sluts!
>Anon turned into a girl
I'd become a slut!
>>709430308
Sauce on clip?
>>709465609
Wait, where is your dick really? I'm so confused. Is that just your vagina you're pulling on? Please, explain, anon.
>>709466339
Hm, because its all perspective. It's fun to be fucked all the time as opposed to never getting it lol
>>709422941 Well it is simple....easy...gonna have some fun as a curvy redheaded lesbian...you know would not be so bad, my ideal would have no issue attracting other attractive ladies.....pic is it
>it tastes like his babies
>>709466652
>Please, explain, anon.
The pic + filename is meant to imply this woman was very recently male. Take OP's situation for instance. She went to bed a man and woke up a woman.
>>709467125
>>709467290
That's a nice looking mound. How far away is waking up to a healthy looking vagina from the idea of "I wanna be a woman"?
>>709467744
about as far away as my dick is from sharp knives.
aint gonna happen and wouldn't want it to, surgically.
would be an interesting feeling to have a penis in your vag though and arousingly submissive.
>>709422941
make hella money being a fucking attractive woman, but with my same intellect.
/Thread stupid
Imma let things happen as they would for a month, so that I get a sense of when my period comes around and what to expect.
Then... nothing much different, probably. I can try out different social circles and be really comfortable with foppishness. Cam-whoring on the side would do me a lot of good.
I'd avoid confronting my dad until he gets the idea. I don't wanna see him completely devastated.
>>709422941
I try to see how many things and of how many different sizes I can fit into my vagina.
>>709423074
So stay with Bill Clinton for 40 years?
THAT is your fantasy? Is there anything gayer than that? Literally?
Live a life much, much better than the one I have now.
>>709422941
first masterbate then get a job in the lesbian porn industry
>>709425038
that's not how welfare works, cletus-wannabe
>>709469011
How would it be better?
>>709430249
from Jefferson City, and i personally know her twin brothers.
find an alpha and satisfy him
>>709422941
Exploit my CS and math skillset to become an unfireable-because-girl 250k/year GOOGL/FB/NFLX dev. Live a life of trivially easy social acclaim by simply not being fat. Wear cute things. Date a multimillionaire startup founder, or be a lesbian, idk. Look at mirrors more often.
>>709469431
>>709467744
Not gonna happen, unfortunately, until we get full in-your-brain VR. That'll have to tide us over until someone invents full genetic modification and can even restructure our bodies (I'm thinking nanobots). Might take a few days / weeks, but it would be fun to watch your body change little by little every day.
>>709442729
couldn't not read that in carl's voice
>>709469573
I wonder if that did happen, would there be a disproportionate amount of women to men? Not just people like this in this thread would try it, but you'd think even people who never thought of changing their sex would wanna try it. I mean, at this point, do you even hear that much about ftm, it's usually the opposite, right?
>>709469573
I'm working on both. Theoretically possible to turn a guy into a chick by simply shutting off the Y, but turning a chick into a guy would require supplementing with a synthetic one.
>>709469946
"Shutting off the Y"
Please, elaborate on this. What does that even mean, and what would shutting off the Y chromosome do? Would it take years, days? What?
>>709469797
Yeah, there's not much FtM. That said, there'd probably be a lot of FtFuta, or even MtFuta. Fully functional vagina, yet you get a dick for fucking other ladies/futa? That'd be the most popular modification, I bet.
>>709469946
Hm, interesting. Could you perhaps transplant a copy of the Y chromosome from, say, a family member?
>>709470107
So the equivalent of making a Barr body but for the Y chromosome?
>>709469946
>>709469797
The really crazy question is, if more people became female (making it the majority) how long before the social benefits of being a female completely stopped (and true equality was reached) and it didn't matter any more? Would people stop using it, or would choosing to be a male for the physical benefits start to take over, and flip the process?
>>709422941
>my 3yo girl doesn't have a daddy anymore
>shit
this is only a nice fantasy for those who nobody loves
>>709470286
Pretty much. You'd still need the restructuring, but with the right tech it's theoretically possible to trigger a regression and regrowth process of the original gender differentiation. Getting past single cells is a bitch.
>>709470282
Yeah, Father preferred, otherwise you might become an abomination (or produce them)
Cry because I finally got what I wanted.
>>709470356
Idk, aren't there at least in the U.S, more women than men, not by that much, but isn't it like 52% to 48%? I don't know the exact statistics. Even with more women, there still is feminism, and it's treated sometimes as serious. I don't know if feminism is something women put forth because they think it should be taken seriously or not, or if some deep down know they can just use it for their own gain.
If it was something like even 40% men and 60%women, women would have to be a little less picky, right? Would that even happen? Would women start asking men out?
Wait do I wake up with a female brain, or the same brain but in a female body?
If it was a female brain and I was suddenly attracted to guys, then I guess go find some good-looking rich guy. If it's just my regular brain then lesbian it up I guess.
>nothing changed
business as usual I guess