Need costume ideas that incorporate my missing left hand. Timestump included.
Toblerone from overwatch
>>709415969
>timestump
>mfw
/thread
be a peter pan
A burnt sausage
captain hook obviously
>>709415969
captain hook except put the hook on your non-stump hand
Cyborg, Captain Hook or the Winter Soilder.
>>709415969
>timestump
God damn, I love you fags sometimes.
Tentacle rape guy. Use your nub to rub up on tits/asses.
>>709416125
Kek
>>709416093
kek
>>709415969
The tentacles from Japanese tentacle rape porn.
paint the stump to look like a highly detailed dick, add latex fake skin as foreskin
>>709415969
Ash Williams from evil dead
>>709415969
Ash from Evil Dead.
Although it's his right hand that's missing...
>>709415969
How about a haunted broken sculpture
>>709415969
you ever shove that in a pussy or ass?
>>709415969
what a retarded way to write a timestamp
try junkrat.
>>709415969
>timestump
kek
>>709416093
Need the costume for a Halloween party at a club, need to use my only hand to hold drinks
go as dick man. Make your arm look like a cock and wear a full body costume of a chicken or some shit. idfk
>>709415969
Paint yourself green like grass and make the stump a real stump
>>709416036
>>709415969
you can make a perfect whole body zombie costume!!!! make it look like it was biten off make it look like theres strips of muscle and shit hanging from its end... combine with whole body makeup job - voila!
>>709415969
A chicken
>>709415969
Uncircumcised penis.
That or paint your body blue and pretend to be Squidward.
>>709416244
Most unoriginal question of the week goes to you anon. - OP
>>709415969
aquaman? cyborg? captain hook
>>709415969
Go as the one armed man
>>709416218
I came in here to post this.
>>709416277
custom drink holder-hook
>>709416321
>>709415969
You already have a smiley face on it?
>>709415969
Nemesis, hard choice financially though.
Soldier who came back.
Ironman || MegaMan
>>709415969
Male or female?
Just write "Can't the Trump" on it and hail at random people.
>>709416233
this
>>709415969
Megaman
>>709415969
Timestump LOL fuck that was good
>>709415969
your a fucking hero
>timestump
>>709416486
Yep, scars from stitches, had weird unformed finger-blobs when i was born, had them amputated cause useless and gross.
Reverse Ash Williams
>>709416493
Male
>>709415969
Make it look like a dildo and buzz at random women.
>KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEKKEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEKKEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEKKEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEKKEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEKKEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEKKEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
>>709416545
That's not MegaMan, dude..
![O2t_f8pW[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lxiCZ8i.jpg "O2t_f8pW[2].jpg")
>>709415969
Put a wig on him and make him up to be Donald Stump
Merle Dixon?
I think it's his right hand that was cut off but who cares
Otherwise, zombie missing a hand?
>>709415969
jamie lannister
>beware of people complaining about wrong wand
>>709416355
Well?
>>709416277
attach a cup holder on stump
>>709415969
>>709416655
No, it's far too big for a normal asshole or pussy unless they're a disgusting gaper.
Being MegaMan with a cup holder would be sweet
Paint your stump orange, put a tiny blonde combover wig on it, glue on some googly eyes and draw on a butthole shaped mouth.
>"Hello ladies, I'm Anon, and this is my Trump-stump"
>Commence groping pussies
>Scold the stump as if you have no control over its actions
>>709415969
Put a shirt with "Hands for Africa" written on it
>>709415969
Cosplay as a darius' player
>>709416545
This post is pure gold. Top kek.
>>709416675
This is the best idea so far.
Op here, my ideas I had were: zombie with bloody stump, Luke Skywalker after he loses his hand or a army dude after a land mine or something
>>709416244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oECIKVaz5rc
>>709415969
>Meryl from the walking dead
>Gohan from trunks alterate future
>little hand from scary movie
>could just gore up your amp hand and make it look like it was recently rek't
>>709416036
fourty keks and that's terrible
>>709415969
Bandages and fake blood
They'll think you cut your arm off for the party
>>709416832
Clichés, take notes from this thread
>>709416302
>>709416939
That's a good, and easy idea, I love it!
>>709416545
Metrosamus would also do
>pic related
>>709417027
too easy. BOO!
>not being spooky, I'm insulting you
>>709416618
Yea it is dumbass
>>709417083
Kek
>>709417083
>>709415969
dress as borats neighbour. that guy with fist dildo arm!
>>709417138
No, its not. Its clearly Samus.
>>709417083
Dress up stump as sexy nurse. Rest of body normal. Spend entire time embarrassed of slut arm.
>>709415969
Luke Skywalker after the fight
>>709416977
>>709416134
timestump has been said on this site for years
You don't have an arm and still didn't get one of those???
>>709417083
>>709415969
Op are you or did you live in yucaipa?
>> Nubby?
>>709417203
duct tape this on your stump
Guts
Mr. Garrison. Stump is Mr. Hat.
>>709417366
No.. Why?
>>709415969
shove up ass/pussy faggot
>>709417421
awww, its like a couples costume
Get a prosthetic foot put on it
Buster
>>709417428
I know a kid i used to go to school with and his nickname was nubby, nubs look the same
Venom Snake
>>709416629
You can't stump the Trump faggot.
Tyr from smite.
>>709417531
This. Absolutely this.
>>709415969
If you're lazy...
>>709417542
My nick name was stumpy
>>709415969
Op guts is tour best option, mf cannon arm, do i need say more,
>>709417621
Ok, well thank you for responding op
>>709415969
the date is wrong you retards
I think I'll go with the bloody bandages because I can buy from from a costume shop pretty easily, don't have time to specially craft some of these ideas.
>>709417768
It's UK time
Ed elric. Cut your leg off
>>709417768
How is the date wrong dumbass?
>> 26th/of the 10th month/of 2016
Fucking cancer
>>709416500
Underrated dubs
At first I thought you meant it was some sort of incomplete sentence and the idea was it'd continue down the hand, but the hand's not there.
Then I got the real joke. Beautiful.
>>709417837
Well he can look like Merle
>>709416931
I would do Gohan
>>709415969
You can make it in to a dildo and you can be some dildo superhero
>>709418008
Kek kek kek
>>709415969
>timestump
>>709417979
That would be sick, difficult to make though
>>709415969
Abu Hamza
>>709415969
Thats one hairy potatoe
Picolo obviously
Found OP's arm
>>709417877
That's how the rest of the world writes it you fuckwit. Clearly he ain't from Burgerland
>>709416036
I'm going to hell. Thanks
>>709415969
captain hook obvs
>>709417411
then it'd be the wrong way around, tho
Potato man
>>709415969
Get a prosthetic or something, like a prop. And carry it around. Be a manikin
>>709418206
>>709418206
>>709418206
>>709418206
I concur.
>>709415969
>Dat timestump
TOP WEW
Quality thread
Someone screen this
lots of options op
>>709415969
Bloody bandages stump is so far the best idea.. I don't know half the characters you guys are telling me
>>709416723
Stfu lefty
I enjoyed the few times I've been fisted
If my bf had that stump I'd make him fuck me with it all the time
>>709415969
The obvious, a pirate. You'll need to amputate one of your legs first, though.
>>709415969
Edward Penis Hands
Sluggo: the boy with a slug for an arm
>>709418595
Seconding this.
>>709415969
>>timestump
>>maximum kekage
Just get some prosthetic flesh and blood and shit to make it look like you JUST ripped your arm off like 10 minutes ago, anyone who doesnt know you personally will be either wondering how the fuck you did it, or legitimately worried that you just ripped your arm off.
>>709419170
Learn to use maymay arrows newfag
Pic related
>>709415969
Hash slinging slasher
you, OP, are a fucking legendary beast
>>709419632
YES
I will try to remember to take a picture to show you on Friday and or Saturday, probably around 8/9pm GMT
>>709417531
>Buster
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS This is the only answer.
IM A MONSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Brian?!
Cut off right hand and feet too
Be a starfish
>>709415969
>Timestump
That's cute
>>709415969
Godamn your fat! And story?
>>709418956
>tfw stump smells liek bunghole continuously
>>709420639
He was hungry, and the fridge was too far away.
>>709420639
That's not fat, that's a floating bone, that's why it sticks up so much.
No story, was just born like this, maybe I was bad in my previous life.
>>709415969
The One Armed Man.
>>709420809
>>709415969
duuude do ash, the guy from "the evil dead"
>>709420809
>>709417083
Wait... so you CAN stump the Trump!?
>>709416629
This is my vote
>>709415969
>timestump
>mfw
>>709417571
>smite.
my nigger
>>709421024
Chuckled sensibly.
I'd go with Merle..
>>709421484
This
>>709415969
>>709416486
>>709417083
Pretty sure OP is just posting pictures of sweet potatoes
>>709421484
I don't look nearly bad ass enough for that haha
rip thread
>Mega Man
Thank me later.
You dress as a bum, then hold out your left hand and ask "Could you give me a hand?"
>>709422775
this
>>709415969
Donald Stump.
>>709415969
>timestump
>>709415969
Mega man baby!
>>709422775
good one
>>709417571
You mean tyr from Norse mythology
>>709416618
are you fucking stupid? Its from Megaman remastered
>>709417418
This
>>709415969
put googly eyes on it and you have migi. maybe tape on some hotdogs for fingers since youre missing a few. draw some lips and its complete.
Okay, bloody bandaged stump it is, where do I buy bandages..
>>709415969
>>709424073
Quick mock-up, i did. i think it could work. it looks pretty cool.
>>709425014
I cant believe I just saved that fucking picture my sides are gone
>buy a fake hand
>Be normal for Halloween
>>709417211
>YouMustBeNewHere.jpg
>>709418733
this anon knows whats up
>>709416038
Kys
carry a very non large very non sharp blade.
acquire/make a fake hand with a chamber for blood
wear an eyepatch to throw the viewer off (and maybe a fake parrot on the shoulder)
every once and a while, get into an arguement with some stranger (fast food, cafe, et cetera)
when you hit the peak of pissed off, chop off your hand and chuck it at them
link goes to fake arm/fake blood demo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paIkQRwT8VA
>>709415969
OP here's the deal.
1. Get a couple of realistic looking testicles for that thing, and a forest of pubes. (bonus points if Nubian Nuts)
2. Build a large wire or wooden frame of man's shape covered with clothes to wear over the top of you. (bonus points if someone rapey like bill cosby, or donald trump, or jimmy savile, or rolf harris three legged rolf would work well.)
3. Then have it coming out of the unzipped fly and you can wiggle swing your giant child frightening uncut cock around the streets o this town.
4. ????
5. Profit!
