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What the fuck happened to Chloe Moretz, /b/?
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>>709415909

her refrigerator DNA became evident when she hit puberty
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>>709416108
/thread
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She looked her best as hit girl in kickass, she's been on the decline ever since if u ask me
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Anyone got the butthole pic?
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>>709415909
She's just got genes that will have her ending up like Roseanne Barr or Beth Ditto. You had the best of her already.
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>>709416108
>her refrigerator DNA
Holy shit this is gold
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>>709416304
This one?
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>>709416228
Her head was always kinda fucked to me. Even in Kick Ass.

Her body seems to have caught up.
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>>709415909
Bump for moar Photoshopped pics
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One word:
>blacked
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>>709416465

That's fake you idiots
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>>709416638
Hold your horses pal, All I did was upload it. I never said it was real or fake
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>>709416465
That's the one. Thanks anon
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>>709416481
I'll dump a few for you
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I bet she secretly stalks 4chan getting more and more neurotic about her inexorably growing body as she opens another bag of popcorn and necks another full-fat Coke.

I reckon she is going to end up like one of those filthy gainer women who will let you shit on them if you give them a double cheeseburger.
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>What the fuck happened to Chloe Moretz

Testosterone happened.
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>>709415909
>filename
what are you trying to say, OP?
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>>709416943
the sad thing is, this edit isn't far from the actual picture.
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This is a good thread.
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>>709415909
She suffers from severe instances of photoshop.
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>>709415909
She became a liberal
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>>709417022
jesuse christ is this shit real? shes built like a man
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>>709415909
Bill Clinton happened
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>>709416943
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>>709417022
all i'm seeing is that full metal jacket gif with those creepy ass faces shopped in

i'm scared
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>>709415909
Feminism
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>>709416877
>I reckon she is going to end up like one of those filthy gainer women

Like this bitch? I used to think she was hot before she turned into a whale.
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>>709415909
she's grown up now
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>>709417158
>moreggs.jpg
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>>709417022
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>>709417844
Hahahah, best one.
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>>709416613

my goodness what happened to Chloe smh...
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>>709417973
#StandWithLegs
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>>709417844
TOPEST OF KEKS
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>>709415909
She's still a gross beast
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>>709417525
Chlochlo will end up at least that fat. She will end up modelling for supersize incontinence pads when her bowels can't keep up with the dietary intake
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>>709418144
Not bad
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>>709415909
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Anyone have that fridge pic?
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>>709418667
Is this it?
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>>709418879
Thank you!
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>>709418371
Now I have this weirdly arousing image of a very fat Chloe soiling herself on a webcam to earn $50 a day
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>>709417844
at first I didn't see him, now I can't stop laughing
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Is she just eating fat, or has she got some unexpected Hispanic DNA in her?
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>>709416465
Rectum?
>it nearly killed him!
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>>709417025
This should be answered
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>>709417025
>>709420362
Chloe was praised and then became a fat pig just as Boxxy.
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>>709415909
she was always ugly ass whore
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>>709416465
fake ass fuck ....
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>>709420613
There's no assfucking in that shop.
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>>709415909
she wants to be a bodybuilder or something kek
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>>709416420
nice one anon
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>>709416856
ohh jee
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>>709419828
>10/10
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Just a reminder, bullying can be good sometimes.
It's just another form of social manipulation.
Ariel Winter got breast reduction simply through manipulation, so why not bully women into getting and keeping their large breasts?
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Anyone want to add anybody?
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>>709417844
que asqueroso
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>>709416108
That's what Kesha's producer called her, a fat fucking refrigerator.
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>>709420888
dem trips, nice.
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>>709420888
No WAY that is Michelle Trachtenberg

No fucking way
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>>709420490
As expected, an inaccurate filename
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Nothing happened.
She was never destined to be hot.

The only fucks that thought she was going be hot were the pedos-in-denial hoping their "Hitgirl love" would turn out hot and they wouldn't be in love with little girls after all.
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>>709415909
She took some L dude
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>>709416304
That isn't her in the pic bro. She was wearing a different swimsuit than girl in that pic
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>>709416108
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>>709421578
lol saved
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>>709420888
that trachtenburg (spelling) has to be shopped right?
i know she's a hambeast these days but fuckadoodledoo
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>>709421578
I can't stop laughing
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>>709415909
Nothing happened, she never was hot
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>>709416388
>>709416714
>>709416856
>>709416943
>>709417939

I am weak, please more
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>>709416420
/fit/zen here and always ready to post in chloe threads
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>>709421469
Agreed. She's always been this.
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>>709422358
Chloes body of work is prime.
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>>709421670
That's a shop. But again, a girl who was at her best years ago.
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>>709416613
Paint Warrior is here
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>>709423346
Why I laughed to this?
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>>709421578
>I'm outside at work having a cigarette and laughing like a fucking retard at this pic, people are passing me on the street looking at me like I'm a full blown potato
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clinton shilling
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>>709423346
gondolas don't talk
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She took a pounding on social media because of her weight so now she's just giving up

she always looked older than she was
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>>709422465
Her career is making serious gains
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>>709418422
thanks. i made it few months ago. nice to see it in the wild
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>>709420888
why is roast beef even on that
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>>709423945
Oh my god. She's only 19 years old.
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>>709424191
cant unsee you fucking asswhore
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>>709424191
>only

Old landwhale is old landwhale
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>>709415909
"Her ancestry is mostly German and English."
Her brit blood surfaced.
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She got old. The pedos are what made her career so it was inevitable
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>>709421578
i laughed my fucking ass off
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>>709422465
She needs to keep the 5x5 program or the ss
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>>709423471
Because you're too young to use this site
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>>709424985
Too young for a site mosly browsed for 12 years old? I don't know man...
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>>709425118
acting 12 and being 12 are not the same
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>>709424191

Damn, so wrinkly around the eyes at 19, it's gotta be some kind of congenital skin disorder.

Scary to think what she'll look like at 29.
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She had a body shaming feud with the Kardashians

You are all just Kardashian shills
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>>709425280
nigga i thought she is 29
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>>709424191
wtf is wrong with her nose hairs
looks like a god damn octopus crawled up in there
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MORE MORE!
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Ok I'm out of the loop on the whole Chloe Moretz thing. What's going on /b/?
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>>709426053
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>>709426080

Sexy forbidden 12 y.o. fruit turns into ugly adult. More ugliness to follow. The end.
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>>709426080
Ok, so we used to perv over her when she was a little girl, but she went through puberty and started eating a lot and that pissed us all off, so we made her into a meme
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>>709426080
>What's going on

She hasn't been jailbait-fantasy-worthy for a while now and some people just can't move on.
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>>709426080
she's not the queen any more

social media says to hate her now because the kardashians do
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>>709424191
thought this picture was bull. it isn't.
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WHY
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>>709426651
SO
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>>709426676
MEAN, /b/????
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>>709426651

this her actual twatter?
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>>709426748
yea
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>>709426732
Is that you, Chloe? It's just comedy, chill.
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>>709426676
More like it fulfills me in a dank way
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>>709426732
I'd prefer not to have to imagine CGM's flappy minge these days. It must stink of luncheon meat.
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>>709426909
Yes it's me. Stop hiding behind your keyboard. Be nice :(
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I'd still fuck her
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Idk how you guys thought this was gonna grow up to be attractive
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she is beautiful??
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>>709415909
crack n' booze
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>>709420888
Michelle was the only one who was a genuine goddess.
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>>709427585
Is that fact or opinion?
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>>709427284
Yep
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>>709427388
Because they're autistic and have no taste in women. They are literally furries, traps, and like cock.

They wouldn't know a real woman if I posted a picture of her.
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>>709427585
Fact. She was an absolute knockout in her prime.
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>>709420888
Judge for yourselves.
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>>709426255
episode?
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>>709415909
she's very rich, very young and not quite edicated and only surrounded by pricks and cunts who are either jelly as fuck or want some of her riches. she will never live a normal life, she's constantly harrassed by papparazi and faggots on /b/. she will never have a real talk where someone corrects her because she's a star.

of course she is going to choose different and stupid things in life because she doesn't a get to have a good filter.

her clothes are retarded and she's ugly.
i could reply the same thing to basically any other star.
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>>709428124
I said add someone, she's already in the picture you asspie.
Just off yourself.
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>>709415909
she purposfully let herself go so you fuckfaces would stap stalking her
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>>709428700
It would be nice if you knew what you were talking about.
She's clearly mad about nobody liking her anymore.
see the following posts >>709426651 >>709426676 >>709426732
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>>709415909
she's cultivating mass
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>>709415909
This is what happens when you support Hillary
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>>709415909
She hit puberty
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>>709428436
I posted it to show that the one you posted was clearly a photoshop, you fucking idiot cunt. Are you blind from all the Mexican semen which accumulates in your eyes during a busy shift at the glory hole?
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>>709415909
someone...please...shop his face
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>>709423945
very accurate
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>>709425280
Or mabey it's just crack
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>>709426369
>>709424191
its the cakey makeup you fucking retards.

do you realize how makeup makes girls look worse now?
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>>709427177
i hide in fear of you sitting on me. yuck
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Damn chloe got fat. Shes crying a twatter bout ppl hurting her feelins. What a fat dumb talentless cunt. Its funny how you fucks all cried for her to be queen now yall are calling her fat. Lol
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>>709429146
she's still a fat blob
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>>709427993
that's Me
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>>709429787
Why don't you fucking cry about it, you simple cunt? She's hotter than any chick you ever fucked, and you know it you seething little mound of cum-stains in a sweater-vest.
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>>709415909
nothing, she is still ugly as fuck
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>>709429986
>seething
>projecting
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>>709429986
are you her? I can't imagine why your feelings would be so hurt unless you are the fat blob.
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>>709429986
>>709429146
Go to the gym michelle!
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>>709430324
Nope, 5'11" and 80kg - couldn't give a shit, called anon out for posting a shopped image, he decided to be a fucking piss-ant about it, I gave him some shit for it - you know this is /b/ right?
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>>709430579
Ikr, it's not too late for her, she hasn't reached ham-planet just yet.
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>>709415909
She stole sleeves from macho man' corpse
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>>709415909
She got on with her life
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The answer you seek OP is: sexual intercourse
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>>709415909
God I cant WAIT for Chloe to become a hamplanet...sometimes I beat off to the idea of her rubbing sour cream between her fat little toes and shoving her massive tree trunk thick foot down my throat demanding that I lick the cream and grime out from under her toenails.
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>>709430579

That's bad diet you're seeing, not lack of exercise.
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>>709428124
I fucking love that she's wearing stockings there tho
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Idk but I hear she hits like a girl
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>>709428175
the new season
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>>709429268
she DOES look 31. tell her to wipe all that shit off
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