Post your secret sex stories.
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Post your secret sex stories.
>>709389938
I had sex twice, both times I was too drunk to to finish. It was a fat chick..
>be me 14
>just finished school
>suddenly need to fap
>get naked
>photoshop sister's face into 100 boy CP pics
>print them all out
>arrange them all on the floor
>prop up a mirror so I could watch myself
>keep fapping and edging it for about thirty minutes
>moaning YOOU NASTY LITTLE WHORE GIVE ME YOUR HAIRLESS DICK I WANT TO BITE IT OFF
>ejaculate boiling hot jizz all over the pics
>collapse panting and sweating
>nearly black out from the joyful orgasm
>look up
>realize I'm in McDonalds
>>709389938
>Post your secret sex stories.
Having been sexually molested as a kid, I went on to abuse multiple children myself, as a kid. Well before the age of 10.
>>709389938
>be me
>have sex
>missionary position
>lights off
>under the sheets
>don't get why everyone's excited about having sex
I'm gay
>>709389938
>Be me
>I fucked your mother.
>timetogo.jpg
>I stop
>forgot my car keys
>turn around to go back and get them
>see your mother
>I fuck your mother
>get up cuz now I'm late for work
>pull pants up
>look over
>can't resist
>I fuck your mother
>call work
>tell them I won't be in
>don't have to fake sick
>fucking your mother makes me sound sick
>fucking your mother is sick
>I don't care
>hang up the phone
>look over
>see your mother
>damn I'm thirsty
>I fuck your mother
>go grab some drinks
>come back
>I fucked your mother
>good day
>I fucked your mother anon
>I fucked your mother
>I
>Fucked
>Your
>Mother
>>709389938
got diddled by my 16 y/o hot (female) babbysitter when I was about 4
>>709391437
you're a liar
why you lyin
ooooooo why you lyin
why always lyin
NOBODY IS LIKE THIS
WHY YOU ALWAYS LYIN?
GIRL YOU'RE DANCIN REAL CLOSE
CUZ IT'S REAL
REAL CLOSE
YOU'RE MAKIN IT HARD FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>709389938
I masturbate to porn
I have never told another living soul this fact
>>709391269
>Be me
>I fucked your mother.
>timetogo.jpg
>I stop
>forgot my car keys
>turn around to go back and get them
>see your mother
>I fuck your mother
>get up cuz now I'm late for work
>pull pants up
>look over
>can't resist
>I fuck your mother
>call work
>tell them I won't be in
>don't have to fake sick
>fucking your mother makes me sound sick
>fucking your mother is sick
>I don't care
>hang up the phone
>look over
>see your mother
>damn I'm thirsty
>I fuck your mother
>go grab some drinks
>come back
>I fucked your mother
>good day
>I fucked your mother anon
>I fucked your mother
>I
>Fucked
>Your
>Mother
>>709391591
joke's on you, I still jack it to the memories
>>709391651
joke's on you, that niggress had aids
>>709391709
yeah faggot we have lots of niggers in bulgaria
>>709391437
Shiiet, nice! The same thing happened with me, except I was 13 and she was 21
>>709391437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcWM_1hBu_c
>>709389938
I have never had sex. Shhh.
>>709391806
That's not a secret ,it's /b/ no one's had sex here
>>709391738
>bulgaria
Oh god, you have gypsies and serbs there, much worse the niggers.
>>709389938
I fucked my bestfriends wife the night before they got married
>>709389938
had sex with my smoking hott aunt after she had passed out
still sweating bullets, one of these days she'll show up and accuse me of r8p
>>709392162
pics or it didn't happen
>>709391943
>serbs
don't have any, turks on the other hand
>>709392262
I really don't know why I'm bumping this thread, I just am
Cousin and I used to play doctor and stuff as kids. When we hit puberty we decided to try it again one night at a sleep over. We were both too afraid of pregnancy to fuck so we did oral instead.
We got each other off 4 times that night.
>>709391943
>serbs
Still not as bad as Croatians, Bosnians and Albanians...
I don't have time to explain it all in greetext so I'll just say outdoor fun with hookers and stuff.
>>709392590
dude, I just made it up.It sounded like a Bloc country
>>709389938
Yeah, this thread's going to die
>Have friend that let's me massage her feet.
>go see her before gf comes over and get really horny and soak boxers with precum because foot fetish.
>go home and cum buckets in gf box
>eventually get courage to ask if I can kiss friends feet
>she says yasss and I leak even more precum while I lick every inch of her foot for sometimes up to 2 hours
>she moans lightly which makes me even harder
>repeat several times a month for 10 years across multiple gf's
>eventually she tells me "you can use her feet if you want"
>not sure what she means so ask "for what?". Heart is racing waiting for answer.
>tells me I can cum on them.
>fuck her soles and cum all over her toes.
>massage it in while she moans lightly.
>eventually gives me blowjob.
>let's me eat her pussy and her asshole after i massage and lick her feet and legs before I cum on her feet.
>gives me hand jobs while she smothers my face with her feet.
>my wife's feet are ugly.
>I'll never stop.
>>709392702
It pays to read up on history dumbcunt
Albanians are a step up from goats. If all of them good nuked, the world would give no fucks.
Bosnians/Bosniaks are just Croats and Serbs who converted to Allahuakbarianism. Really no waste there.
Croatians though! They decided Hitler was incredibly awesome and did his bidding for 4-5 years. Including murdering countless Serbs, Jews and Roma.
Next time, don't just make shit up because it just might make you look like a cunt.
>>709392941
>It pays to read up on history dumbcunt
Like I give a fuck about Countries that have names that sound like someone's bad chest cold when spoken out loud
Do people around you a favor, cover your mouth before you speak the names of those countries out loud
>me 14 in my cousin house
>she has sexy friends
>one of them like me
>have sex, she with multiple orgasms from fingering
>tells other im best
>all of them including my sis want to try
>after 4 times my dick hurts
>3 left to fuck
>done
>fall asleep
>woke up naked with 3 girls in bed
>one of them was virgin she messed bed with blood
>adults arrives in 1 hour
>cleaning with sis, girls left the house
>ended up drying sheets with hair dryer
>adults arrive
>forgot to putcondoms in trash
>we have big problems
>>709393148
You silly fucker...
I CHOOSE to be informed and educated, even when it doesn't involve my country.
YOU choose be an ignorant dumbfuck and that's your problem champ!
Enjoy your ignorant existence mate!
>>709393397
Fucking New Zealanders, Xena and Lord of the Rings is all you have fuck face
>>709393397
> choose be an ignorant
that statement is paradoxical
Just thought I'd let you ignorant ass know
>>709392819
I couldn't give a fuck about your gfs and your wife; but dat side-action makes me envious as fuck. Good for you.
>>709393342
Did you fuck your sister as well?
>>709390050
>BOILING HOT JIZZ
>>709393591
>>709393342
Actually nevermind. I've got to go and you'll probably take too long to reply. Forget it.
>>709392819
Damn, this is fucking great!
>>709393897
>>709393556
samefag
>>709393591
>>709393680
Yes, but with condoms. She wasnt my sis. She was doughter of fathers sister at my age. We was meeting about ounce a month. And she with her friends were making partoes like this about once every 2 months, but it was first time boy was so good at fingering(because i watchet a thousand of tutorials online) so they get fuckin horny. The virgin one was first time at their party. Usually they invited 1 other boy, but at yhat night i needed to stay in her house for weekend. Adults went on some party or meeting im not sure. Sorry for eng. Its no my main language.
>>709393931
Why are you so worthless? You haven't succeed in anything in your life, dude.
I met a girl at a goth club last week. She wasn't one of those disobedient avocado body type "real women" but had a slim waist and hips, broad shoulders, and a wide jawline and huge round tits. I guess basically 7 or 8/10.
She had a deep smoky voice and asked if we could go back to my place. When we got to my bed, she punched me in the face (she was strong too) then knocked me down on the bed.
She pulled down her pants (not far enough for me to see her puss tho) and shit on my chest then just walked out the front door.
I *think* that means we had sex.
> Survey the area while driving home from work every day.
> Never stop. Never stare. But always be learning her routine. Find out when the bus picks her up and drops her off.
> Find local phone boxes in the area.
> Start beige boxing them late at night/early in the morning when nobody is awake, to find out which line matches the number found in the white pages that matches her address.
> Consistently beige box that number at that box to learn family's plans.
> Find out when she will be home by herself.
> Since it's rural area, neighbors too far away to see/notice anything.
> Knock on door with clipboard and pen and fake census worker id.
> Shoddy fabrication, but good enough to fool a 10yo.
> Ask to speak to her parents. She should know better than to say they aren't home, but she's ten. Stay outside, calm, patient.
> Say, "That's okay. Can you call them for me?"
> She goes inside. She comes back. Funny... The phone doesn't seem to be working.
> Well how 'bout that! Bridged terminals on the phone box down the road saw to that.
> "May I come in? I would like to ask you some questions."
> Friendly. Polite. Clearly if any harm had been meant, would have only had to force way in as soon as she said parents weren't home.
> Be welcomed inside.
> Ask mundane questions about size of family, parents' jobs, school.
> Dad's working on a fix for y2k? How cool!
> Ask about likes, etc. Oh, she has an n64? Has that superman game but doesn't really like it. Ah, too bad.
> Wants a dog, but parents say no? Sorry to hear that.
> "You know, I live just down the road and my dog just had puppies last week. My wife wants to give them away. I know your parents said you can't have one, but would you like to see mine before they are gone?"
> Her face lights up. Of course she would!
> Trust has been gained.
>>709394559
She raped you fag! Girl! Raped! You!
>>709394690
> She gets in the car willingly.
> Drive away.
> It isn't until the car pulls into the "driveway" that she seems confused, suspicious.
> It's actually just a fire trail in the backwoods. She was so busy bobbing her head in tune to N'Sync on Q94 that she didn't get suspicious until it was too late.
> Now comes the knockout punch.
> Her lip is bleeding and she's already unconscious.
> You know what comes next. The brand new expensive digital camcorder will preserve this memory for years to come.
> Her soft pink nipples. Her hairless bug.
> Plow her virgin girlhood. Get it all on tape.
> When she starts to wake, another fist to the face. Finally when finished, just squeeze her little throat until she stops breathing.
> Her breath and heart still and silent, the thrill and adrenaline clouding all else, take a deep breath and calm down. Allow heart rate to slow.
> Drive to the abandoned house. Nobody is around. Prince George county is pretty isolated. The old well is uncovered. Just drop her in.
> No mess. No body to be found.
> A little blood from her girlhood on the blanket and plastic sheet. Those go with her.
> A little blood on the knuckles and the passenger seat.
> Can't take any chances.
> A month later the car is "stolen" and found burned up a few miles away. (Walking home at 3AM is no fun.)
> Didn't want to wait so long, but any sooner while missing girl is on police's radar seems a little too risky.
> A few years later, they tear down that house. They build a storage shed there. The well gets a big blue plastic cap on it.
> This was over a decade and a half ago.
> To this day, nobody knows.
> Except /b/
> Nobody will believe it. Nobody will even try to find out anything else.
Dont die thread!
>>709394756
>Nobody will even try to find out anything else.
Do you think Goku or Superman would win in a fight?
>>709391943
>serbs
>bad
Choose one.
Forgot about remove kebab?
Well this happened pretty recently, less than 2 weeks ago actually. I've got a girlfriend and have been fucking this chick I work with
>at work with sidechick about to leave
>she walks up to me per usual at the end of our shifts
>asks me to come over tonight and watch AHS because we've been doing that every Wednesday
>sure
>I go over to her house that night, whole family is home including her 17 year old sister that is visiting for the week
>she's always constantly snap chatting her sister so I already knew what she looked like
>she is qt
>we hang out for a little bit until sidechick's kid goes to sleep
sidechick is 24 and has a kid
>she keeps leaving me and her sister alone outside on her backporch
>it is cold and we are on one of those patio swings with a blanket
>she gets closer every now and then
Continue?
>>709395440
Go on...
>>709395440
> Continue?
What a silly question.
Please do.
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>>709390050
kek
this is my story for quite half year
>>709394727
> She
LOL
>>709389938
I fucked my ex GF's cousin who also used to date my best friend.
I met her 3 times before we fucked, so it's not like I got some excuse or anything. And ill totally do it again.
>>709396010
>>709396078
I don't know if she could even make me cum.
>>709395440
These are all pics of sidechick btw
>her sister keeps leaning over to me on the swing to show me memes on Instagram
>they're actually good memes
>starting to get aroused every time she leans over to me
>not sure if it is because of her or memes
>sidechick had told me about a week before that her sister was engaged to some marine dude
>that's all I'm thinking about each time she leans into me
>eventually she looks up and says "wow my hands are really cold, feel them"
>do as she says and they're extremely soft but cold as ice
>I hold them in my hands and say that I'll warm them up in a casual way
>she agrees and what started as hand warming ends up as hand holding under the blanket
>sidechick would return outside every not and then but kept having to go check on her daughter
>each time she'd come outside her sister would lean away from me but keep holding my hand
>boner is growing
>finally after about 45 minutes of that, sidechick confirms that her daughter is asleep at last which means we can watch the stupid show now
>we all go up to her bedroom, their parents are already asleep as it's about 11pm now
Continue?
>>709395690
>>709395604
I don't ever green text stories so it's hard to tell if people are reading. I'll finish it if you guys are still there though, just be patient, I'm typing this as I go
>>709396142
no, please stop, we all literally want people to just stop posting so we can enjoy /b/ in peace
>why do people even ask this????
>why do i need to stop and say "yes, please post more" mid fap????????
>>709396334
just like saying 'yeah' or 'mhmm' in a conversation to show that you are engaged in the conversation and they aren't speaking to the most mentally vacant person on the planet, such as yourself.
>>709396284
i have a girl like this, only shes eager to please in rl, and not with pictures...
fingered her on the bus once, wanted me to promise never to do that again and got mad when i told her she can always say no on the spot.
She has a bf but he literally never fucks her or something, not sure about specifics but basically she fucks around constantly and actually cheats w me every month or so to clear her hormones then walks back to him. Im cool with that.
Moar
>>709396495
but we are all autismus here...
>>709396533
i'm well aware of that, anon.
>>709396142
I won't say continue anymore I guess
>we all 3 go upstairs, side chick goes to the bathroom first
>her sister and I are lying in her bed waiting to watch the show
>her sister looks at me and says "hey you should scoot closer to me, you're sitting in (sidechick's) spot, she's just going to tell you to move anyway
>not really understanding, I scoot closer to her sister
>she continues to show me memes
>I become even more confused that sidechick keeps leaving us alone
>sidechick enters the room and looks at us
>she makes a disgruntled face and says "Nuh uh. I'm sitting In the middle of you too
>I feel like I was just scolded by my mother, me and her sister get quiet and scoot away from each other
>we watch the show and I start getting sleepy
bumpp
>>709396800
>letting yourself be influenced by me
>cucked
>>709396800
moar
>>709389938
>Freshman in highschool.
>Shy, chubby girl that was awkward as fuck
>Have one cool friend that drags me everywhere.
>We go to the homecomming dance
>Be ignored
>Go to after party at someones house.
>Sitting on couch by myself.
>Guy comes up and sits next to me.
>Talks to me about why im by myself and all
>Asks me if i smoke
>Lie and tell him yeah
>Want to smoke a bowl?
>S-sure
>We go upstairs
>Into master bathroom
>Smoke.
>Sitting on toilet
>High as the dingus
>Get up to look in the mirror
>Fixing my hair
>He comes up behind me and starts kissing my neck
>For a second I like it
>But I tell him no.
>Try to move away
>he tells me that he knows what I want and that Ill love it
>Holds me with one arm, other arm goes to my jeans
CONT
>>709397154
>Unbuttons them
>Pushes them down
>Try to move
>Grabs my hair and pushes me onto the sink counter
>Steps on my jeans and tells me to lift my leg
>Out of my jeans
>I look in the mirror
>He spits on his dick
>I feel him press into me
>All the way in
>Hes fucking me
>Never had sex like this before.
>his strength, rhythm, the pace, the way he moved his hands all over my body
>I can't help it but I climax.
>He laughs
>Tells me he knew I would love it.
>Pulls out.
>feel it sliding on my ass
>see him spit and feel it hit my ass
>Push out, or it will hurt
>I do it
>He slides in me
>Hurts like hell.
>Been shouting but no one can hear because the fucking music
>Crying out as he fucks my ass
>He tenses
>Hes cumming
>Moves me over
>Washes cock off in the sink
>Get dressed
>Walk home
>Tell no one because he was black and my dad would hate me
>A few days later
>Masturbate to the memory of it
>Climax really hard
>Finally work up the courage
>Go to senior hall
>See him
>Go up to him
>Ask him if he wants to hang out
>He looks confused
>Sure
>Fuck him the rest of the year until he graduates
>>709397082
>waiting for anon's post
>nigger
>>709396499
We fuck rather often. Her denial fetish is strong also ir but along day how she teases me and whatever she says we finally end up in bed (often with one tied). Damn she does it so fucking hot I practically want to fuck her twice a day but this sadly don't happen. After such all day teasing she can grip me with her tight pussy (tightest I've ever had) to make me cum in like 5 mins at my best if she don't have mood for sex but want to satisfy me.
She also often uses my pussy licking fetish and her astounding kissess.
>>709396800
By the way, you can kinda see the crib in these pics but sidechick's toddler daughter sleeps right next to her bed
>I'm getting sleepy and start to doze
>start to sit up a little because I know her sister is wanting something out of me at some point tonight
>the show ends and sidechick is also dead tired and announces she is going to sleep
>I ask where her sister is sleeping she says "my bed"
>so we are all three supposed to sleep in her bed
>I get a lot of ideas in my head, different scenarios in which I can evade sidechick while she sleeps and cuddle with her sister hoping that her sister would even be into it
>sidechick lays on my chest and goes to sleep
>I am stuck and cannot move because of this
>damn
>the tv is still on, not muted but kinda quiet
>I glance over at her sister every now and then
>she's wide awake and glances at me too
>my right arm is under sidechick's body and reaching out towards her sister
>I start dozing off again not aware
>then something stops my dozing
>feel strange sensation on arm
>realize immediately after and my mind wakes up and so does penis
>it's her sister, rubbing my arm from the other side of sidechick
>>709396800
I hope this ends nicely.
I once fucked my wife and her sister at the same time. They held hands and hugged/held each other, but didn't touch each other otherwise, so on the threesome scale it was pretty banal. My wife let me come inside her sister, which was cool, but then made me get a shower before anything else happened. When I got out of the shower, they were cuddling naked and asleep. I immediately went diamonds again so they sucked me off.
>>709396142
> blue green hair
> has a kid
You realize, don't you, that you MUST NOT get this girl pregnant! Your fucking life will be forfeit if you do.
>>709396246
Just do it. If nobody replies, copy and paste it into another thread in five minutes, an hour, tomorrow, or next year.
That's what I do. Some of my biggest snoozer pastas, often written on the spot, were copypasta'd into other threads and met much better receptions.
>>709390205
it's normal for that to happen
hope you stopped though
>>709394756
Prince George, Va?
>>709397370
I know waiting sucks, just bare with me
>get chills all over after realizing her sister has been rubbing my arm for at least 5 minutes
>not sure what to do so I just watch the tv
>she's running her fingertips along my wrist and up and down my palm
>I'm loving it
>sidechick is passed out already
>I start to move my hand with hers and intertwine our fingers
>her hand is shaking slightly and she squeezes mine tight
>chills increase after realizing she is also nervous
>we do this for about 20 minutes while watching the tv
>I've also picked my plan of action
>I look over at her and whisper "are you thirsty"
>she nods and I notion for us to go downstairs and get something to drink
>>709397370
i hope this ends up with a deep emotional connection between all 3, as you and the 2 women raise the kid to become the most ultimate pussy crushing chad alive
>>709392590
Words to live by
>>709392941
So the Croatians are the best
>>709397746
more like get her something to drink and you something to jizz in amirite
>>709397834
so... getting her a drink?
>>709389938
I have sex with a 60-year old man and his 55-year old wife. Neither knows what I'm doing with the other.
Christ. Do you type 3 wpm? Type like youve been acquainted with a keyboard for more than 5 hours.
>>709397746
"thirsty"
>>709397968
kek
story?
>>709397746
hurry the fuck up you type like a troglodyte
So this one time, I was telling the guy writing a story to type faster, because I'm trying to fall to his sex story. I'd like to imagine myself in his situation, but I can't because he typed something motherfucking slowly that I keep losing my chub. I have to keep getting it up and I'm losing my patience. Then I see Michelle trachtenberg and want to fuck her. Then I consider just getting on Grindr to see what a blow job from a dude is like because it's obvious I'm never going to get to cum. Just type faster. Fuck.
>>709397746
Sadly there is no threesome, but it is a bit devilish
>downstairs is pitch black, only light is from the appliances like the fridge and microwave
>very large kitchen connected to a very large living room
>her sister and I go to the fridge and whisper about drinks
>my legs are shaking extremely bad out of nerves because I already know at this point what is going to happen
>the risk factors of their parents waking up, sidechick waking up, or her sisters buff military fiancé are probably what's causing it
>I try to pour some Sprite and am still shaking like a moron
>luckily the darkness blinded her and she just said silly things while I poured us drinks
>she says she's hungry
>she opens the pantry and looks for snacks
>turns on a light bulb in the pantry as I'm behind her
>see her perky ass with short shorts on as she stands on her tip toes to reach some chips
>she changes her mind and walks out nback to kitchen
>dark again
>she looks at me while leaning against the counter
>I look at her
>she asks if I'm hungry and I say no and get closer to her and my mind goes blank
>I grab her by those perfect 17 year old hips and kiss her
>>709397154
>>709397165
I came.
Pic?
I wonder how much I can type in the time it takes you to give another few lines. Let's see. One time I met a girl in Nashville. We talked over the course of two months, then she came to where I lived 2.5 hours away and I proceeded to fuck the shit out of her. She came 6 times that night. Not exaggerating. Redhead. Perfect small to medium tits. Her ass was perfect. There was a curvature leading to her dark hole shaped like it was meant for my dick.
>>709397659
Seems likely. The only other likely one is Prince George's in Maryland but Q94 is a VA station.
I've been looking up missing kids in VA from 1990s to 2000 but it's surprisingly difficult to narrow it down.
I'm hoping the story is bullshit, but God, what if it isn't?
>>709398570
I just started having sex, what do you mean the girl came 6 times? Like, she told you, or something happened and you could tell she came?
>>709390050
>YOOU NASTY LITTLE WHORE GIVE ME YOUR HAIRLESS DICK I WANT TO BITE IT OFF
underrated post
>>709389938
>Be at hot springs with plump girlfriend who is good in bed, etc.
>She showed me these hot springs somewhere 2 hours away from our town.
>I'm an ugly dude. 6 or 7 out of 10. Some say I'm fucking hot. But tastes with women vary, I suppose.
>Be at hot springs now in the middle of the day.
>There is a rope suspended under the water to sit on. The hot springs are deep enough for you to not be able to stand at the center.
>I'm sitting on the rope while gf sits on some rocks.
>Water is dark enough near the rope, so you can't see.
>See this Mormon couple come to hot springs. Mom, dad, two kids.
>The mom is smoking hot blonde.
>I extend my index finger along the length of the rope.
>She sits her crotch directly on my finger. Now the great thing about that is that she can't tell that it's not the rope holding her up, but my finger between the rope and her pussy cover by bathing suit.
>I leave the finger there like I don't notice.
>Talk to gf like nothing is happening.
>Milf talks to her husband across from her on the rope like nothing is happening.
cont'd
Next time, type it out beforehand. You're averaging just under 10 minutes PER PARAGRAPH. Autism level is over 9000
>>709398158
>be home healthcare aid
>wife is either in wheelchair or bed due to MS
>good looking for a 55-year old
>bath her, do her hair, check meds
>one day she's talking about how she feels bad about not being there for her husband and adds "not to mention my own needs"
>ask her if she still has that kind of desire and she says yes
>next time I'm sponging her down I sort of linger between her legs. she tells me it feels nice
>eventually make no pretenses about it. flick her bean until she cums
>she tells me it's been years since she felt so good
>continue getting her off whenever she wants
>she asks we keep it between ourselves
>talk to her husband all the time
>he's been pretty open about how tough it's been with a sick wife
>tell him if there's anything more I can do, just ask
>conversation goes around to whether I have a boyfriend or not. tell him I don't
>both of us talk about missing intimacy
>I come right out and ask if he'd like a blow job
>he says no
>week later he asks if my offer is still good
>tell him it is
>blow him while his wife is in the other room watching TV
>tells me he hasn't gotten a blow job in about 15 years
>tell him as long as we keep it between ourselves I can take care of him whenever
>some days take care of both of them
>huge Christmas bonus from them
>>709398388
>her lips are so soft, some of the softest I'd ever felt
>she wraps her arms around me and squeezes me so sensually i could tell she wanted it badly
>I feel her hands trembling on my back and she kisses me more
>I back her up to the counter top and lift her supples thighs onto it
>kiss her more while I rub my dick on against her pussy through our clothes on the counter
>she wraps her legs around me and doesn't let up
>start kissing her neck and grabbing her small tits
>skin so soft just like her lips
>I pick her up eventually and put her back on her feet
>we walk while still Making out to the couch in the living room and I sit her down
>she immediately straddles me
>she stops
>looks at me and says "if you ever tell (sidechick) or anyone about this, I'll end you"
>>709398663
Like he is lying out his ass
>>709389938
Molested my step sister stsrtimg when i was 13 and she was 9
>>709392162
Reightp?
>>709398663
Both. Her recent ex couldn't last longer than a minute. Not to knock him. He was just hyper sensitive and somewhat asexual. I feel bad for the guy. I gave her a couple with my hand and mouth, then 4 more. I came once to her six. I mean, it's not impressive per se because she had it built up awhile. Like she just hadn't had a guy give her the old what's for in awhile.
>>709398858
holy shit that's hot
it all started when i saw a nude pic she "accidentally" sent me instead of her bf.....
it all happened one weeknd when she was at my place.
(me and her mom got divorced when she was 9yo)
i stormed in her room started yelling at her when i recieved a picture,
after that started beating her, trow her in the bed
(and the whole situation gave me a horn),
so as a punishment i unbelt my pants, hit her several times with it and said
"you want men to treat you like a whore?! huh!?"
i hit her several times again calling her a slut before saying
"well this is what u get, u little slut!? you want this don't ya u whore!?"
i turned her around and pressed her face against the bed,
letting her go from time to time just so she can take a breath,
then slamming her face down again.....
i ripped her baggy t-shirt from the back, and started pulling her pants down while beating her...
all along while i was trying to force my already hard cock in her ass, even through the pants,
i know i lost it, but i couldn't thing straight that moment....
i felt it when it came in, and she barely started making noises cuz her head was pushed against the bed sheets and pillows....
when i let her go for a sec, at first it was crying, but then i noticed she started moaning.....
not cuz she had to, cuz her body was reacting, but she was enjoying it for real.....
i noticed how she in all that pain started twitching and shaking from time to time
i slowly started letting my grip more and more,
and firstly raised her head, pulling her hair so she can breathe normally (which made her let go a verry lil moan i heard)
then she wiped the tears with her hands..... then slowly stood her torso up
and i felt when she let herself go and started pushing the opposite side while i was going in.
that was our first time.....
>>709389938
My GF regularly meets a few other guys just to fuck as part of a shared fetish. I push her to be this perfect slut with them, never saying no and being a docile sex toy that they can enjoy as they please, and she really gets excited out of being a slut and doing everything I or they tell her to. Often times it's just to give them a quick blowjob, but every now and then she tells me how she was brutally fucked while in bondage or how a new "friend" was in their apartment and she had to fuck with both.
>>709398824
cont'd
>After about 2 minutes or so of this milf sitting on my finger, she reaches down to behind her.
>Mind you that this family is Mormon and Mormons are hardcore about following rules of chastity and all that shit.
>Fucking milf moves her hand down and notices my hand.
>Notices that she's sitting on my finger.
>Oh shit. Oh shit. I'm fucked!
>Prepare for her yelling at me right in front of my gf.
>She doesn't say anything. She just gets up and moves away.
>I keep my finger extended along the rope like I didn't notice.
>Keep talking to gf and make nothing of it.
>A minute or so later, the milf comes back and SITS HER CROTCH BACK DOWN ON MY FINGER KNOWINGLY.
>Holy fuck. Hottest moment of my life. Never was able to grope any woman so hot.
>Slowly starts moving my finger around at her pussy.
>She keeps talking to her husband like nothing is wrong.
>Slowly start moving her bathing suit to the side.
>Feel her shaved pussy. Am blown away that a Mormon mom actually shaves her pussy even though she's married to some guy.
>This went on for an eternity, but eventually she got so horny, she had to get up. And the couple left.
>Go back home and fuck my gf while thinking of this hot milf.
>Still think of that milf even 8 girlfriends later while I'm fucking other women. Hottest moment of my life.
You know what? Fuck it. I'm going to the hot springs.
>>709398848
Thank you. You get it.
>>709399083
'accidental' pic or it didn't happen
>>709399083
HOLY FUCK. THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE HOTTEST THING EVER POSTED.
FUCK.
I FUCKED 2 GIRLS TONIGHT, AND I'M HARD AGAIN. FUCK!
>>709399052
That's nice. My girlfriend keeps curling up and moaning, but I can never tell when she's coming. After the 4th time we fuck I can keep going for hours, it's pretty great.
>>709399310
fuck em again, faggot
>>709399359
The girl I cheated with lives an hour away and is at work. And my gf is at work too for 8 hours.
I'm going to the hot springs to grope random strangers.
>>709399436
fuuuuck.
How did you not make your move on her when you first met her?
>>709399264
I've been around a long time. It's always the newfriends that do this.
>>709399465
did u read the story mate?
dats a gurl with daddy issues
>>709398871
>I say of course not
>she reaches her hand in my pants and feels my dick
>doesn't take it out, just feels it up and down
>I'm as hard as ever and throbbing every time she wraps her hand around it
>still on top of me, she slides back and starts taking my pants off
>gets on her knees and starts jerking me off
>she doesn't seem to want to do more so I ask her if she'll use her mouth
>"I don't think that's a good idea"
>she reminds me that she's engaged
>also keeps eyeing my fat cock in her hand and eventually I convince her that this is a one time deal and I won't say a word
>she takes it into her mouth and swallows every inch
>I'm trying hard to be quiet but it feels heavenly
>those soft lips on my cock are like nothing I've ever felt
>she continues for a while and then I stand up and get her on The couch
>she sucks it more while sitting down as I stand over her and hold her hair
>I pull my soaked cock out of her mouth slowly and feel her tongue slide all the way down, and off my cock
>I lean down and tell her I want to taste her
>again she is not sure at first but I use what charm I have to ease her up
>pull down her panties and eat her pussy
>tastes better than any pussy I've eaten before
>she moans quietly and I continue
>says she's going to cum and I increase the tempo
>feel her clench my tongue her her vaginal muscles and she ejaculates on my tongue, as it slides in my mouth
>tastes even better now and much warmer
Was bored one evening and saw an ad on Craigslist.
The ad was from a woman wondering how to get laid in this town.
I replied that I would fuck her.
She gave me her address.
I went to her house.
She met me at the door wearing a robe.
She was not ugly.
8/10 easy. But her age. She was 51.
I fucked her 4 times that night.
For a couple weeks I went over to her house nearly every day.
She was skinny and muscular for her age.
One day she said she found another guy so I peaced out.
Was enjoyable. Forgot her name. It had a m in it.
>>709399658
>she ejaculates
>be me, 18, senior year of hs
>in a relationship for 3 months, older girl with Giant teddies
>refuses to fuck. Very disappointing
>girl on bus, just turned 14, asks if I want a freebie. Was probably joking.
>I tell her to come hang out.
>she's nervous the whole time.
>start stripping her
>"idk, is this a good idea?"
>just reply "yes" and start eating her out to get wet.
>stick dick and and start pounding
>she's still being awkward but whatever I'm getting free pussy
>pull out and cum in her mouth/on her face.
>she gets dressed in silence and goes home
>>709399797
>>709399658
>I won't say a word
>Posting on /b/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeLYVsf6qEA
>>709394559
>broad shoulders
>wide jawline
>deep smoky voice
>strong too
>girl
Used to go to my GFs during lunch hour and fuck her. Sometimes 5 days a week. Summer break from HS so she was usually home. Her little sister (15) was usually there in other room. Once my gf wasn't there but she had left a sandwich. GFs sister came in wearing baggy shorts no panties giving me a real show. Week later it happened again but this time GF sister asked me if I would make her cum like her sister because her BF didn't do it right, I fucked her. Took her all of two days to confess everything to her sister and her mother. Break up like in 2 minutes. GF or GF sister won't speak to me. GF is now doctor and I work at a wire plant. Sucks to be me.
>>709399136
Do you fuck other women or are you just a cuccboi
>>709399052
You mean the ol' lickaroo?
lllllkkk
>>709397429
nice dude. they hot?
>>709389938
>I secretly bang my Girlfriends Niece at my job
> I hired her as my receptionist/secretary because she needed a job and I hate typing
>Always sucking my dick
>Always taking it in the ass
> Go home to my gf everyday
> Fuck my gf while watching porn on tv
> love my life right now.
pic almost related. niece looks ALOT like her
>>709400392
How old
>>709399658
I'm starting to fap just thinking about this again
>she pulls me up to kiss me and puts her tongue in my mouth, tasting herself
>not sure if she meant to do that or not
>she told me before i ate her pussy "you should pull your pants back up before, because we cannot fuck"
>luckily it was still dark so either she didn't care that I didn't obey or she didn't notice
>as we're kissing and she's on her back with a soaked pussy and no shorts on, I am also on top with only my boxers separating my dick and her pussy
>thinking about what she would do and that I didn't know if I could convince her to go all the way, in an instant I pulled my boxers down
>grabbed my cock
>and shoved it inside her soaked pussy
>she let out a squeal and covered her mouth
>didn't move and just whispered angrily "what have you done!"
>i stayed silent and began pushing deeper and deeper inside her and she resisted less and less
>her pussy wrapped around my cock so tight it was hard to keep my cool
>I fucked her until she wrapped her legs around me and then she grabbed my ass and started pulling me deeper inside
>it continued for a while and she said my name a couple times
>finally I told her I was close but she kept her legs wrapped around me tight
>it was time
>I tried to pull away but her grip was too strong
>I grabbed her ass and thruster one last time balls deep and came so hard I could feel it filling her insides
>she was shocked and upset that i came in her but was aware it was her fault
>I lay there on top of her just cumming more and more inside
>>709399136
Cuckly Cuckmuffin had a girl
Shared her with the whole wide world.
Niggers, bulls, and BBCs
Gave her every last disease.
Every hole was filled with cum.
Drunk on vodka, wine, and rum.
Everyone fucks Cuckly's whore.
But Cuckly don't get laid no more.
-WhenIWas
>>709400312
I'd say so. My wife has that "wifey" look about her, big tits, pretty plain looking, not too fit but not chubby either. Her sister is cute, also big tits (they got them from their mom), a little chubby but it fits her nicely.
Pic unrelated
>>709400572
>what have you done
>>709400730
sounds dope bro
>>709400716
How old are you/gf?
>>709392162>>709392162
>had sex with after she passed out.
That is rape
>be guy, 17 at the time
>working in a store
>getting shitty hours
>two girls from local catholic school always getting more/better hours than me
>go to boss, 40-year old guy
>ask why they get betters hours than me
>"because they suck my cock anon"
>yeah, whatever
>week later ask boss again why I can't get more/better hours
>"I told you. they suck my cock. when you suck my cock, you'll get better hours"
>yeah, whatever
>go back a few days later and tell him i'll do it
>tells me to come back at 9 that night
>go to his office
>he locks the door, pulls his pants down and says I know what to do
>suck his cock like a faggot (not that I wasn't predisposed to sucking cock anyway)
>get better hours
>suck his cock a couple times each week
>later find out that the girls got better hours becasue his daughter went to that school and it was part of a deal he made with the school to employ a few students
>>709399465
she is my daughter
>>709400824
28 me gf 31
>>709399908
> Giant teddies
>>709399436
Lol isn't that jennifer lawrence
>>709400572
These are slowly becoming less and less believable.
>>709390050
Fucking kek
>>709400572
Stopped believing at "she ejaculated".
Will never believe again at "What have you done?"
This is not Victorian England.
You write well, but your dialogue and depiction of sexual activity need work.
>>709401128
It's hard to replicate something you have never experienced no matter how hard you try
>>709401128
Honestly bracing for dinosaur or Bel Air at this point.
>>709401229
Haha yep!
>>709400572
>we laid there for a bit, her running her fingers across my back and me just kissing her neck
>we get up finally and she cleans herself off with a towel
>paranoid about the towel to this day
>she tells me she's never done something impulsive like that before
>I lie and say I haven't either
>she tells me she's only sucked and fucked her fiancé and I feel even more accomplished
>says she feels guilty and I tell her it's no big deal
>we go upstairs again with the sprites that are now warm
>lay down in bed next to sidechick once again
>she does not wake up
Mission success
>fall asleep with arm under sidechick once again and holding hands with her sister
>wake up to sidechick kissing my cheek at about 5am
>very tired with a headache and instantly get nervous that she'll smell my lussy breath
>she asks if I'm horny and I tell her kinda
>her sister is asleep this time
>she gets under the blanket and starts sucking my cock that has been fucked and came on by her 17 year old sister in the past 2 hours
>I'm a new category of hard
>she doesn't notice and thing and just keep sucking until a I blow a load in her mouth
>she swallows likes good girl and I finger her a bit while kissing her with the same mouth that defiled her sister once again
>all of these shenanigans while her toddler sleeps 2 feet away
>we go back to sleep and she goes to work the next morning and I go home
Still doesn't have a clue.
And this is a photo of the sister.
>>709401128
>>709401229
>>709401259
I'm not going to force you to believe it but no matter how it sounds, I assure you every part of it happened.
>>709400865
>>709399436
>>709399083
In the future, you shouldn't put your own name when you install photoshop CS3 if you plan on using it to modify pics to post on 4chan.
>Be October 2007
>Be me, 17, Senior. Never had a girlfriend
>Had sex only once 3 years ago because a girl and I lost a bet. She wasn't ugly, wasn't particularly attractive either. She wanted to take it further but we were several towns away and I wasn't looking for a relationship at the time.
>Biggest regret of my life, she was great.
>Very well paying job and good friends so didn't an hero.
>At a HS Football game after I finished playing in the Marching Band. Got in for free and vouchers for free food item and a pop so why not stay?
>This girl starts talking to me out of nowhere.
>8/10. B Cup tits, wearing typical 2007 teenager clothes.
>3 year dry spell, so I figure what the hell.
>Go to my car and fuck her.
>Cut class next week and go to band because fuck Pre-Calc.
>It's the 8th grade band playing, speak with director and tell her I passed my exam early so I had a free period.
>She sticks me with teaching these girls who are always talking and not playing.
>Teacher sends the girls into one of the practice rooms. I follow.
>Shut the door and immediately recognize the girl I fucked four days ago.
>Say hi, and think it's kind of weir-
>This is the girl I fucked.
>This is the 8th grade band.
>This girl I fucked is in 8th grade.
>I fucked a 13 year old.
>She didn't fucking look 13 at all. She looked like she was at least 15. Romeo and Juliet laws in my state would protect me if she was.
>I'm so fucked. I need to talk to her.
>Teach the class and ask her to stay behind for a while so we can talk.
>Giggling and whispering the whole time.
>Tell her that she can't tell anybody about what happened or I'll go to jail.
>Tells me she already told her friend I fucked her.
>No wonder they were giggling so much.
>Call her back into the room before she finishes packing up her instrument.
>Tell her the same thing.
>She says she'll keep quiet... for $10 bucks.
>$10 to stay out of jail? Deal.
>Girl I fucked demands $10 too.
>$20 to stay out of jail? Deal.
>cont?
>>709401537
Aw shit!
>>709400730
>Pic unrelated
But who is pic?
For about 9 years now we have been fucking on and off, normally holidays and family events, ya know that kinda shit. Not a regular thing due to distance. Pic related, middle...
>>709401863
Found on 4chan
>>709390050
epic post
>>709401814
>cont?
NO! Do not continue! We don't want to read the rest of it.
Go to bed, Dale!
>>709401943
Prob should mention she's my stepsister...
be seventeen
Jerk off in bathroom with pants around the ankles because why not. Mom opens the door sees hot ass wacking like there is no tomorrow. Don't give a fuck still finish.
>>709402041
yeah prob
>>709401079
Alright well that's on a shitload of amateur porn sites, so it's not your"daughter" you creepy mfer
>>709402080
I hope you liked her in the eye when you did.
>>709401943
Pretty sure that one has a peen, anon. You ever fuck with the lights on?
>>709402204
*looked
Fucking Google keyboard. (Still better than the LG one.)
>>709402204
No anon I am a filthy liar. I quickly lost my hard on and pulled up my pants as fast as I could. Couldnt see her in the eye for months due to Catholic guilt.
>>709402224
Yeah, no peen. Her cunts a bit used up now, was a nice fuck back in the day.
>>709401302
So uh, how does your gf not notice that you're gone all night every wed night
>>709399177
It isn't even that good of a copy pasta stop posting it
>>709401537
Te fact they they're still up tells me that he's no longer here. Homey fucked up.
>>709391133
procreational purposes only?
>>709401814
>>709401991
Fuck you.
>Friday
>Cut class again. More band time.
>Teach same girls.
>Go to Lunch. 5 Girls walks up to me.
>They all demand $10 in return for keeping quiet.
>Motherfucker
>Tell them I don't have that kind of money on me.
>They back away and start talking to each other. Regret not paying them the $10.
>They tell me to drive them to the mall after school today.
>One girl's parents are never home and so she can pretty much do whatever she wants.
>Christ, why me.
>Drive these chatty bitches to the mall.
>They demand $50. Give it to them without thinking.
>They come back and proceed to fill my trunk with a bunch of bags n shit.
>Drive them to home. Nice house.
>About to leave when they tell help carry their stuff inside.
>Goddamn you're so lucky I don't want to go to jail.
>Carry their stuff in, three of them proceed to leap on me and drag me to the ground when I'm not looking.
>"What the FUCK?!"
>Girls start stripping and forcibly kissing me.
>Push them away.
>Girl pulls out her flip phone and shows me that she's dialing 9-1-1.
>Says to just stay still or else she'll call the cops.
>Will completely obliterated.
>Girl sticks her pussy in my face and says to do what I did last week.
>Decide I might as well enjoy it.
>Fuck all of them.
>That's both what I did, and how I felt.
>Don't even get to cum. Balls were probably bluer than the Blue Man Group's.
>Didn't fuck one because she was too nervous.
>Finger her instead. She cums HARD.
>Girls all demand I make them cum too.
>Manage to make two more of them cum, but can't get the other two to do it.
>They recorded video, I'm beyond saving now.
>Proceed to be their forced sugar daddy, chauffeur, and fuck buddy for the weekend.
>These girls are terrible in bed, so I basically get nothing out of it.
>Not paying attention one time. Fucked this girl for a solid 5 minutes until she came.
>Oh shit, dick cannot handle this.
>Nut inside her. Flip the fuck out.
>One girl asks what the white stuff is.
>Cont.
>>709401537
>>709402604
So uh...
What's the name?
My friends wants me to bang his wife... they are both double my age and he's a tough looking dude... idk I might do it tonight tho lol
>>709392078
story pls?
>be me, 21 at the time
>gf comes over to watch a movie
>drink a few beers while watching
>not even halfway through the movie and we're already buzzed
>we start feeling each other up when a sex scene come up
>gf starts rubbing up against my erection with her tight ass
>immediately turns around to start making out as clothes come off
>totally forget about movie
>fuck like crazy as she straddles me like a cowgirl
>after 5 min we go into 69
>gf sucking cock like a semon demon
>slobbering all over pussy while fingering her clit
>taste like sweet pussy juice and iron
>iron?
>took 5 seconds to realize her hymen broke during sex
>wanted to stop to tell her
>at that moment she practically pins my head down with her pussy as she deepthroats like a piston
>FeelsTooGoodBro
>So good that I just end up going with it
>End up drinking in all that hymen blood while she swallowed my load
>No regrets
>Ended up telling her afterwards
>We both have a laugh about it
And now I have a fetish for drinking up hymen blood while giving oral to a woman.
bump
>Be me
>16 and in a relationship
>Talking to this chick online, shes 26 and on the chubby side, but great GG cup tits
>She has a boyfriend
>Invites me over to watch how i met your mother and crash on her couch while boyfriend is out of town on business
>Head over there awkward as fuck cos i never hung out with many chicks
>She brings out a bottle of port and some massive wine glasses
>Shit tastes like honey, me likey
>Cuddle on the couch watching HIMYM
>My dick is hard as a rock and pressing into her back
>She loves it
>End up finishing the whole bottle of port
>End up in bed
>im drunk as fuck and get sticky fingers
>Start playing with her tits
>Shes moaning as i run my hands over her nipples
>Start feeling up her thigh
>Work my way up her leg
>Get cheeky and start playing with her clit
>The thing is engorged as fuck, shes been waiting for this
>Shes moaning loud enough that the neighbours can probably hear
>My 16 year old peen is diamonds
>She cums hard
>Somehow switch sides we were lying on, cant remember how
>She jacks me off hard and fast and i shoot all over the bed, biggest load of my life
>I go have a shower then resume playing with her tits til i fall asleep
>24 now and haven't cum that hard since then
>Still fantasise about her engorged clit and soft tits sometimes while fucking my gf
Had similar looks and build to pic
>>709398858
Dude kind of sick
They attractive? What do they look like? How big is his dick?
some ugly shemale give me a blowjob
also this was in brazil
>>709402672
Dont ask just tell
>>709402672
just keep going
K
>>709403357
that wasn't a clit anon
>>709404465
11/10 would pay to watch
>>709402672
moar
bumperino
>>709402672
yo dude you aren't writing this story as you go are you? takes fucking ages.
>>709406351
It is if she says it is. Just because the urethra is routed through it, doesn't mean it's necessarily a penis.
And even if it is, it could just be a feminine penis.
You cisgendered scum.
Check your privilege you transphobe.
>Be me 19 year old guy
>Meet this 22 year old online. She has a kid.
>We play league together and ask her if she wants to fuck
>She agrees. I drive to her house after class
>It's an hour away and it's gonna ghetto area
>It's a trailer park and park next to her trailer
>Go up and knock on the door
>She answers. She's a really pale white girl. 5'3 and DD tits.
>Smells weird in the trailer but whatever. Dick hard
>Instantly start making out and we go to her couch
>See her 1 year old baby in a cradle thing
>I take her clothes off after some hesitation from her.
>I suck on her tits and she starts jerking me off.
> I eat her out and she starts getting soaking wet.
>Ask for a blow job, but she refuses.
>Start fucking her pussy instead.
>She cums twice but I don't get to cum cause baby is eyeing me.
>Tell her I have I got a call from work and leave.
>Play league with her still but ultimately end up deleting her.
>>709407606
kek
>>709389938
Masturbated with shampoo before I knew that shampoo will chemically burn your dick.
Never Again.
>>709408139
I once did this with soft soap. Didn't burn, but my dick had alligator skin for a week after.
>>709408139
Try IcyHot or BenGay. It feels nice and warm. :)
>be 13
>sex drive is through the roof because puberty
>find my mom's dildo in her room
>put it in my ass because curious
>start to regularly do it
>sometimes use my mom's lube, sometimes my saliva
>definitely better with lube but can't use it too often cause she would notice
>start to really enjoy anal penetration
>still don't know anything about the prostate though
>watch anal porn vids and try to imitate them
>one day my best friend and I are alone at my house
>both fap to xhamster under our shirts, something we used to do very often
>show him the dildo to have a giggle
>I confess I tried putting it in my ass
>still don't know why it turned me on so much to tell him at this moment
>I take some lube and show him
>take it balls deep
>he's laughing his ass off but still wants to watch
>we don't really talk, but I can tell we're both very turned on
>my heart is pounding
>I get naked and fuck myself in front of him
>the situation is so fucked up I turn into full slut mode
>it feels 10 times better than usual
>I'm moaning so loud I don't recognize myself
>friend is freaking out, he sits next to me and starts fapping
>he asks me questions about how it feels
>he gets naked too
>I suddenly understand that if I keep on fucking my ass like that I'm gonna cum
>I ask him if he wants to fuck me
>he freaks out even more but says yes
>he puts his dick in and pounds me for 15 seconds
>he cums inside me
>he pulls out, I'm still not finished
>I put the dildo back in me and give myself a pounding
>there's definitely a spot that feels better than the rest
>after a moment my ass contracts and I ejaculate on the floor
>felt incredible
tfw I lost my virginity to my best friend and I had my first prostate orgasm in front of him with his cum dripping from my ass
>>709408264
same. it felt good, i cleaned it off and then next time i was jerking it i had alligator skin. weird as fuck.
>>709408447
>>he freaks out even more but says yes
>>he puts his dick in and pounds me for 15 seconds
>>he cums inside me
>>he pulls out, I'm still not finished
>>I put the dildo back in me and give myself a pounding
>>there's definitely a spot that feels better than the rest
>>after a moment my ass contracts and I ejaculate on the floor
Gaaaaaaaay!
>>709408629
well, duh
>fucks self in ass
gay
>friend fucks him in ass
also gay
>finish off with dildo
still gay
>Met this girl on Whisper and after a few days of talking decide to fuck
>Show up, she's a little chubby but maybe 6 or 7/10
>Cuddle and watch TV for a bit
>Soon we start fooling around, so I try to unzip her dress
>Zipper is stuck, so I ask her to help
>Zipper still stuck, and it was an "expensive" dress so couldn't rip it off
>Eventually she gets a call that her kid is in the hospital and I leave before paying for the Chinese food we ordered delivered
>>709408814
kek
>>709392385
Two boys cant make a baby...
>>709390205
Tbh I have recurring fantasies of me raping myself when I was 9 or 10 yo. I was a white cutie with a nice bubble ass and hairless.
>>709389938
I'm asexual, but since I grew up in the 70s I didn't know there was such a thing. I just thought I was a freak. As a result, I had a number of girlfriends to try and hide the fact I had no interest at all in sex. Eventually they'd all leave me when they realized that I was never going to fuck them, and heavy petting made me anxious and physically ill.
But I had one girlfriend who was a total sex maniac. She'd have sex a half-dozen times a day if she could. She was pansexual and had both a girlfriend and a boyfriend at any given time. Fortunately she was also a "pain slut" and got off on heavy humiliation, so I was able to get her off just by tying her up and ignoring her. Folding laundry on top of her or resting my feet on her while she lay tied on the floor was all she needed to ring her bell. Even the fact that I wouldn't fuck her no matter how much she begged made her super-horny and orgasmic.
I'm 48 years old and still technically a virgin.
>>709408997
>so I was able to get her off just by tying her up and ignoring her
Holy fucking kek
>>709394756
Pic of her?Screenshot of the video?It shouldn't be any security concern for you, right?
>>709408997
Stop wasting oxygen and kys.
>>709409407
Why? Because I'm asexual?
>be 26, been a male prostitute since 19
>high-profile, make tons of money
>sometimes the job is shitty (having to fuck some fat old rich guy)
>sometimes it's heaven
>my agency sends me for an orgy in a fancy hotel
>the clients are Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner
>two other hunks are there
>we drink and get comfortable... and naked
>they're both absolutely gorgeous, both have a nice bush, one blonde, one jet black, perfect firm tits, toned legs, everything...
>they make us sign an NDA (believe me you don't wanna fuck with those)
>then Maisie explains what she wants exactly
>it's very specific, you'll see
>she gets on all fours and offers her holes to us
>Sophie watches, masturbating
>one guy underneath her, his dick in her pussy
>one guy behind her, fucking her ass
>I get the mouth (meaning no condom)
>we fuck her like this slowly for a long moment
>she abandons her little body in our strong arms
>her moans of pleasure are absolutely incredible, the hottest and sincerest I've ever heard, especially coming from a girl this young
>Sophie comes to tease her tits and her clit from time to time
>I look at her fingering her pussy but she's ignoring me
>finally Maisie asks us to turn it up a notch
>the slow lovemaking turns into mild pounding
>as specified the guys are alternating in her, when one is sliding in the other is sliding out
>she's yelping on my cock
>finally she screams "now! now!" as her very intense orgasm is starting
>we all cum in her at the same time in one final pounding
>as professionals we can cum on cue and that's exactly what she wanted
>if it wasn't for the condoms she'd be taking a load in her ass and in her pussy, simultaneously
>I can hear her swallowing mine as it's spurting in her mouth
>we collapse on the couch
>Sophie comes and shoos us off the couch
>they're cuddling, whispering to each other, visibly in love
>Sophie is still touching herself
>she cums very quietly while holding her friend
>>709398626
Contact the county police, just send them an email with screenshots and links attached, they'll do the search.
>>709392078
I hope this didnt happen in Florida, asshole!
>>709408997
I had a girl similar to that that once. She loved getting punished so she'd intentionally be bad. She HATED being ignored, so if she actually did something really bad, I'd tie her up in the tub naked and ignore her (sometimes for days). A couple times a day I'd throw some food at her, but she had to sit there in her own piss and shit for most of the day. I'd kick her to the side of the tub so I can shower. I'd even piss or jerk off on her while showering, pretending she wasn't even there. She enjoyed that, but being ignored really fucked her up.
I stopped doing it when one winter night I had gotten drunk and took a shower really late. I went to bed and let her sit there in the tub freezing. The next morning her lips and skin were blue and she was unresponsive. I eventually woke her up and warmed her up, but felt really bad. We broke up about six months later because I never punished her for anything again.
>>709389938
>be me
>best buddy and his girl want to crash after huge night out
>my gf goes home without fucking me
>both my buddy and his girl are out cold
>start to play with his gf's body to see how out she is
>like a rock
>start messing about with her body/take phots
>jerk off over her like crazy
>nut all over her face
>clean it up after
>nobody found out
>>709398626
If it isn't
Fbi
>>709398626
N'Sync was formed in 1995, but wasn't really big until about 1998. It might help to pull your search in a bit.
>>709389938
>On CL
>Find a couple wanting a younger guy
>They want me to crossdress and go over
>Do it
>Ends up it is a couple and I didn't get stabbed
>Wife is a femdom, tells her husband to suck me
>Tells him to stop, leaves
>Comes back with a dress and has me put it on
>Has me suck him
>Get in bed
>Tells me to fuck her
>I fuck her hard and make her cum
>I cum in her as a result
>He fucks her and comments how much as I came (it was a lot)
>He sucks me as he fucks his wife's creampied pussy
>He cums in her and I cum again in his mouth
>We talk afterwards and she likes younger guys, cross dressers, and creampies
Been with them for 2 years. I mainly post in milf threads about it. She's can't have enough sex and we meet almost every day
>>709412210
this never happened
b ump
>>709389994
/thread
>>709412339
I got tons of text from both him and her talking about before and after.
Here's one where I just walked in, fucked her, and walked out
>>709412210
Gay
>>709394756
I loved this secret, reminds me when I was younger.
>>709413958
>Sex with milf
>Gay
Whatever man
>>709408629
You're a special kind of Captain Obvious.
>>709389938
Kek I'm guiltwhale anon from last night I have this pretyped though and I'm still fucked
>>709402412
>>709401302
yeah dickhead answer this, now
>>709409389
Hahahahaha you're kidding, right?
Not going to happen. Sorry.
One of the reasons I never got caught was because I didn't let the addiction take over. I never raped or killed anyone again. I live a relatively normal life now.
>>709415123
>About an hour ago
>
>>Fat bitch raw dog didn't plan it
>>The stereotypes of them sucking like thirsty eithiopians is true
>
>My wife is out of town visiting dying father
>
>Feels horrible
>I'm a piece of shit>>709370204
>>709415485
>Alright here it goes
>
>>Be me
>>19
>>Married high school sweetheart
>>Things are gud gud
>>Stack money get apartment go do shit
>>Hardly any problems
>Solid 7.5/10
>>Get call from hospital one day and she tells me her dad is dying lung cancer
>Oh boy
>>Can't take time off work so just fly her out there
>>It's only fucking week three
>>Skype sex isn't enough anymore I'm 19 wtf testosterone says I need pussy
>>Fuck it 1000 mile rule right ?
>
>Cont?
>Pic is wife>>709370204
bump
I was in college and i came inside a chick. I asked my brother money for a plan b. shit was funny and shameful hahah
>>709415716
in my country we have the zipcode rule
>>709389994
exactly like me, except for me it was just one time.
Fuck, I hate my life.
>>709389938
I lost my virginity to a black fat woman, Don't regret it either.
> met this girl
> me and scruffy older guy helping her with some political activism
> we're all actually working against her dad
> clearly sexual tension between the two of them
> brocode. he saw her first. np
> they get into a fight
> she kisses me
> ok
> thatwasunexpected.jpg
> feelsgoodman.mp4
> end up doing major damage to one of her dad's facilities
> she always talked about how it was destroying the planet
> still never get any more action than that kiss
> feel like such a beta
> run into her dad in the city one day
> he confronts me about damage i did
> ohfuck.mpg
> get into actual physical fight with him
> he's tough
> it's like he's more machine than man
> really fucks up my hand
> end up losing my fucking hand!
> drops bombshell
> tells me he's my dad too
> all i can think about is the fact that i kissed my sister
> me and dad fought later but reconciled
> turns out his boss was the dick
> got dad to come around to our way of thinking
> he died not too long after that
>>709419685
and then they used your biography as script for Mr Robot?
>>709419685
great just great +1
Years ago my wife sucked off 2 guys at a house party now i want to watch her suck someones cock
>>709420290
Sooooooo, Mister Robot ripped off Star Wars, huh?
Long story here bros
>One and a half year ago...
>Be 18m
>At cabin with family, boored AF..
>Decide to check out Tinder, see what all the talk is about..
>Be virgin, had previous encounters, but my confidence inspired erectile dysfunction at several occations..
>Pretty much just swipe right all the time.. got the sc of a few girls..
>No luck tho
>Half year ago change profile pic.
>Suddenly loads of matches, girls starting conversations, girls being genuinely intrested.
>Meet girl, 6/10 all over, great first date in Drammen, No.
>Kiss at end.
>She lives like 2 hours away, no license for both of us so bus/train...
>Comes over to me for a weekend.
>ED all over again.. No luck, Shes my GF at this point.
>Go to her cabin with her family, finally end up fucking.
>Best moment of my life, huge relief..
>Meet here a couple times more, break up with her.
>Ready to go out and conquer the world.
>Two more encounteres with friends, ED again... life sucks.jpg
>Decide to go for a tinder hoe this time, dont want to be know as the ED gut all over TBG..
>Do shrooms with my bf night before..
>Meet tinder gurl in frxta... Really nice hit it off..
>ED again...
>She asks me to stay until monday (plan was saturday-sunday).
>ED!
>Meet her next weekend, ED...
>Other than that a perfect weekend..
>Meet her once again, still ED..
>Go to doctor, explain, get Cialis..
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