YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
RIP to this faggot right here
>>709374276
Never get tired of this one.
Still. What a bitch.
>>709374276
and... blocked that bitch.
Anyone have screenshots of that guy telling some girl who was some hippy dippy dumbass "My soul is screaming"? I was lurking that whole thread and laughing my dick off but I didn't snapshot and compile.
>>709376532
Whew boy. Guys do this type of shit way more than youd expect. Instant loss of any and all respect they might have had..
Bump for quality; best start to a cringe thread I've seen in a while.
>>709377008
I always lol at hippie moot in the background.
>>709376899
yeesh
>>709377192
whats a moot?
>>709376987
Wrong thread m8 that's alpha as sbit
>>709375695
My time is now!
>>709377338
Welcome new friend
>>709377512
oh shutup you retard
>>709377512
what are you talking about? ive been browsing for over 2 or 3 years
pents
>>709377777
>>709377577
> new fag, check
> probably an underage fat kid with anger issues, check
welcome to 2016 4chan
>>709377610
your parents must be proud
>>709377787
rip
>>709376625
lost
>>709377730
That is very clearly a dad bonding with his Pokemon loving kid, you dumb shit.
>>709376987
I do this all the time , trying to make the girl feel bad and have her feel like a whore loll
>>709377730
That nigga is out walking around hunting pokemon with his kid, you dumbshit. That's not beta to get into the thing your kid is into.
Fucking virgins, kek
>>709377338
Synonym for a Jewish faggot who pimps his own mother to pay for servers to host a site where faggots like you can be newfags.
>>709376836
>why didn't you fuck my girlfriend before me?
>please feel bad for not cucking me
effective cringe, bravo.
>>709377610
no you have not
your parents hate you in silence
>>709377951
maybe not but you defending it sure is
>>709377946
This isn't something to brag about.
>>709376987
>>709377435
>admitting that him being persistent is awkward and annoying
>alpha
yep keep telling yourself that
>>709377951
Exactly, just an example of good parenting
>>709377338
a gathering of ents
>>709377730
father and son bonding isn't cringe you literal nigger
>>709376899
read it thinking it was a woman and it was about to be feminist cringe, realised its a man and omg wtf
>>709378007
not really.
>>709374276
Way more cringe in her response, trying to be a brilliant bitch.
>>709374276
Would instantly stop communicating with her.
>>709376987
It's fucking sad that he has to tell her. Your crush is going nowhere, unfriend, the end. His last line sounds pathetic.
>>709377390
first laugh in a while jesus thank you
>>709376556
why does he have cum on his fedora
>>709376836
>This is how I feel about Rem
I want her as my waifu but I also want her to be happily with Subaru. Kill me.
>>709378007
>>709378047
Installman gentoo
>>709376836
Did you kick his ass? Go kick his ass.
>>709378047
Thanks Stallman
ok i got some OC cringe
im a model and this guy added me and sent me this lol. he sent pretty much the same thing to ALL my friends and one of them he sent letters and tried to meet up with him
>>709378042
Kek
>>709378635
tits or gtfo
>>709378635
Post legs
>>709378722
i'm a guy you fucking idiot, thats why this is cringe. if he was adding model chicks on fb and messaging them i'd have no problem cos fuck i do that myself sometimes
>>709378337
"I fought war for you."
>>709378635
Post the picture of you at the Eiffel Tower.
>>709377390
>Staquafre
>>709378635
>(You)
cringe success
>>709378769
not gr8 b8 m8
>>709377440
I wanted to throw up reading that.
ill be posting some cringe convos ive had and made in the last few months when i was deperate for pussi
>>709378769
>i'm a guy you fucking idiot
Hey Zoolander, can you really not see how everyone who reads this will assume it's a message to a girl, or are you just being a dick?
>>709378933
Jesus fucking christ.
>>709376532
Oh Jesus indeed.
I'd probably off myself before sending a girl something like that.
>>709374276
yeah hes a fag
but what a fucking bitch
>>709378471
I just woke up my entire house... I've only ever seen her titty shake vids.
>>709379114
Poor poor racoon.
>>709376532
now thats what i call EDGY
what a fuckclown this guy is
>>709379108
woke them up by wanking? i dont understand
>>709379022
maybe i should have explained more. The guy is a french creep with a fetish for skinny male legs, he dedicates his time hunting down skinny twinky models and messages them weird shit like he did me, also you guys should know there are no girls on the internet, i'm a fat bearded guy just like all of yous. anyway, the french guy found one of my friend's on facebook and found his address and started sending letters and packages to his house, and travelled to try and meet him and shit, my friend was pretty scared
I've never seen a hot girl pull shit like this, it's only that average girl who's acting extra bitchy and high maintenance to try to make herself a prize
>>709378042
i like you
>>709378993
>>709379002
> someone get that guy a cheeseburger stat!
>>709379292
>>709378933
Why tho? Seriously! Someone explain the cartoon pony fetish to me. I don't understand.
>>709379228
hot girls DO act like these, but a completely different way, they just wanna be your friend and be everyone's friends, they don't want anything else though, just to know that you like them and that they COULD. that's the only important thing, and if you ever get in a relationship with them you have to act like you don't love them, or you're not as interested as they are. as soon as they think they've got you, they begin to get bored and look elsewhere
>>709379376
init i'm pretty skinny but i'm 6'5 so my proportions are fucked. i hate the fact that i'll never look average weight because of my enormity
>>709377435
Thats not alpha in the slightest.
>>709376899
I had a giggle. He's not thirsting, he's just fucking around.
>I hope
>>709379463
um that's not the same thing, hot girls are polite and easy on people's feelings whereas average girls try to reject and humiliate guys as much as possible in a desperation to make themselves look unattainable / feed their dreams of being wanted lol
>>709379691
Mad g-forces. White people suffering never gets old.
>>709377730
absolutely nothing more alpha than spending time with your kid and not giving a fuck what other people think about pokemon go
>>709379691
I just watch this and laugh at the guy driving.
It's just.
>I'm driving really fast. Maybe it's nap time.
He basically passes out for no fucking reason.
>>709379108
>>709379223
yeah anon elaborate you fuckhead
>>709378471
Why does she do this to her videos?
>>709379913
kek, thanks anon, watched that gif a few times but never noticed driver drop so early
>>709379438
Do these people actually exist?
>>709379865
>Psychological horror
>>709379626
The quote itself is quite inspirational, too bad it was coming from a little edgy faggot
>>709380107
Unfortunately yes. I know one personally, back from when I was in film school who used to message me shit like this (and even still was up to about two years ago). It's awkward as all fuck.
>>709379913
>>709380039
Am I being baited?
He got thrown out of his seat. Note the crest of the wave they just hit right before he falls. You can see it a split second after behind them.
>>709380196
How did you handle it?
>>709374276
"You're a bit full of yourself."
>>709379913
Phew. Had a good laugh m9. Funny shit. Hope they all okay tho
>>709380285
no you're just retarded
>>709380196
Must suck, I would call him out for it tbh.
>>709379198
the horses fucking face
>>709380288
I imagine the way most girls handle it; by not really responding much, or with very vague responses. 'Uh huh' or 'ok'. Just let them ride out their awkwardness. It really doesn't help that I'm gay, and he tried it despite that lol
Seeing all this beta cringe reminds me of how much of a fucking little bitch I was before getting laid. Piece of advice to anyone out there who is like this just get laid.
>>709380500
You are way too nice. I would have told him to fuck off.
>>709380449
your*
>>709380625
Pffft what?
Ok big guy.
>>709374276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykVhqiAnqJc
>>709380625
>(You)
there you go champ
>>709379865
"Psychological Horror"
>>709380638
this doesn't even make sense, the whole idea of rare meme pepe was ironically posting stuff and imagining that there is a thing going on but this was confined to 4chan right. but whytf would u wear this shirt and mainstream customers wont even get the reference it's not funny even if they did it's not intellectual why do pol do thia?
>>709377435
he said i will NOT unfriend you, so even if anything he said was a tiny bit alpha (debatable) then it sure isn't now.
emoji's with a girl = instant friendzone
>>709377730
it's just a dad being a good dad. Nothing cringe mate, if you still worry about being cool when your trying to give your kid a nice time then you fail as a parent
>>709376899
This nigga is kinda fly. The fuck would you say to those girls anyway with their bullshit post. Look at us, tittes, wine wow omg. GET the fuck outta here.
He basically told them he'd fuck the shit of them but couched it in a scientific fact. As far as I'm concerned the best response to the original photo. Of course he knows he's going to get shut down but the point here is to yell out at these bitches: I WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and get away with it.
Does anyone else ever imagine being the father of one of these betas and think about the utter dissappointment you would feel. Its fucking terrifying.
>>709379723
I know dude. I'm thinking the same thing. he's trolling them fo sure
>>709381082
>>709379858
>>709378064
>>709377951
>>709377936
Butthurt betafags that did not have a childhood and had a difficult relation with their father
>>709378260
dude is anime like weird mind control, being this tired looking at this it's like I can see the anime has destroyed his soul lol
>>709381154
Usually beta children come from beta fathers's so they probably just ignore it and think "it's ok he will find a single mother when he's like 30 like I did"
>>709378415
>>709381105
Thanks for your contribution to the thread.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp9eVM5qrec
>>709381154
no imagination here for me, my son is 16 and doesn't like sports, literally no guy pals, has an ugly sjw as a friend who helps her watch shitty tv shows. i even tried to gwt him to like smoke cigarettes so he has some guy exposure and you does normal things but it didn't work and now i just feel bad for trying to have smoke.
>>709380638
fucken normans
>>709378769
post legs
> no one said you were a girl ;)
>>709381243
It's no different than people that fall into cults or shitty conspiracies (fucking reptilian people).
They have issues that lead them to being obsessed with something.
>>709377321
wow he doesn't give the slightest one
>>709375695
My time is now!
>>709381199
>your life
>>709381255
this is realest shit I have ever read on /b/
holy fuck my life
>>709376899
ugh, not only were those some long brackets, but they ended WITHOUT REASON with a semi colon
>>709381326
I was just a virgin until I was 24, but now make more money than my parents combined and going to propose to my girlfriend soon (3 year relationship so far).
Don't worry, sometimes the beta grows out of them and they'll make you proud, anon.
>>709379797
>EDGY
>>709378722
That is not how tits or gtfo works, sperglord. Learn the rules before you enforce them faggot bich
>>709379913
good bait, or 3rdworld retard
>>709381688
fucking love the insult 'sperglord'
>>709381501
wow he big one
>>709380969
Pepe was in no way just 4chan. Pepe was on Facebook.
>>709378471
watch her fuck a horse then
www youporn com/watch/11585753/aellagirl-my-little-porno-anon-vcom/
>>709378055
>Rancid swine
My fucking sides holy shit
>>709377730
that's nice
>>709381688
stfu you newfag, you don't know shit.
>>709381985
...what the fuck is this shit
>>709377440
Fake as Hercules and all the other Gods
>>709381844
damnit dude you got me excited
>>709380969
this faggot made me cringe
>>709381985
>>709375695
>>709380465
How are those Monkeys called?
>>709377730
>don't talk to me or my son...
>>709378260
I really hope that's his car...
>>709382038
>Subtle Racism
>>709377440
He needs to kill himself, show's over before it began.
>>709375695
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>709382201
I don't see anything.
>>709382256
>obese
>blue hair
What a surprise
>>709382409
>feminism
>>709377951
>calling some1 virgin over the internet
>kek
Choose 1 of those you fucking retard
>>709378055
>rancid swine
Gets me everytime
>>709375695
MY TIME IS NOW!
beta paki male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H60ILcJczGk
>>709377730
Helsingborg Sweden you fagot.
>>709376728
>>709378047
Thanks Stallman
>>709375695
My time is now!
>>709382629
> i dont like sports
I bet she loves cake
>>709379446
the internet is an unfortunate place
>>709378042
Kek
>>709381105
that was your comment wasn't it?
>>709377730
Putting the mongo in Pokemon go.
>>709377730
>don't talk to me or my pokeson ever again
>>709382629
>thinking any of this is anything to be proud of
>>709381105
Thanks for the OC.
>>709382658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DWYJwMOMGo
>>709382629
I would messager her,
"Dear Lord, I do NOT want nudes."
>>709377440
seeing this reminds me people like this exist. And it makes me think i am doing just fine
>>709380969
Pepe is for NORMIES
>>709380500
tits out snatch raider, dont forget the timestamp
>>709378786
died
>>709378047
Thanks stallman
>>709378064
>literal nigger
I lold
>>709378047
Thanks Stallman
>>709381985
That's body horror right there.
>>709378823
there it is
>>709381872
Beta fedora neckbeard athiest, the definitive example.
>>709381902
So, this is the 30% female population
Test
>>709383329
oh dear....
>>709383329
do they really have these kind of clubs in american unis?
>>709382331
Godamn that's a huge fatass!
>>709379514
knock on wood bro.
>>709382537
You rage you lose
>>709378055
Ive been playing checkers, this motherfucker been playing chess for years.
>>709383330
Hi :)
Welcome to 4chan xD We are on /b//. Here you will find lots of funny memes and edgy teenagers expressing their thoughts and dreams
>>709381601
you're still a beta, its in your βNA
>>709375695
my time is now!
>>709383329
his fucking sign is taped to the goddamn ground.
>>709378933
The faces tell me he is 100% trolling.
>>709382629
What does lame aab mean?
>>709377192
>hippie moot
almost lost it
>>709383513
don't argue with furry logic
>>709381039
Fucking Jillian is a savage
>>709377008
IS DAT MOOT?
>>709383375
A few unis have them. They pop up every now and again.
My uni had a Social Justice Club and a HAES club.
>>709381942
>Time to browse the 'chon!
Fucking right fedora man!
>>709383169
this
>>709375695
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>709377730
Spotted the nigger
>>709377008
>>709383375
Where there are beta ass, furry fuckin, cringelords, there are clubs for it. So they can get together and talk about eachother's fedoras and twilight sparkle's asshole as a group.
Also, This is a community college. where this kind of shit is unfortunately rampant.
>>709375695
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>709383555
Even if he is trolling it's still cringey.
>>709375695
Fuck off, Nigger.
>>709383778
NOT AT MY COLLEGE OF COMMUNITY
>>709375695
MY TIME IS NOW
>>709380837
get you a man who can do both
>>709383462
>xD
kys
>>709383309
Left 4 dead boomer.
>>709378635
>found you on tumblr
Gtfo
>>709382038
>>709378415
You want a fictional char to like you. Fuck me...Well, I hope someone puts you out of your misery.
>>709378047
Thanks Stallman
>>709378786
Gz on remembering that 9Gag meme
>>709381598
Underrated post
>>709378933
What it means to have no shame.
>>709383783
That's actually funny. Assuming it is a one time joke.
>>709383329
kek thought it said curry club
this is way better tho
>>709381259
>>709382909
>>709383033
Ok, reading back on what i wrote I realize it's retarded. Blame the weed
>>709382204
human
>>709383329
every time. every. fucking. time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZneYxAjOsc
Easy mode: 1 min
Normal mode: 3min
Hard mode: 7 min
Final Destination, No Return mode: The whole. damn. thing.
Nightmare Fuel Mode: The whole thing, with headphones on or volume at full blast+following his instructions.
You. Will. Not. Survive.
>>709376899
Yeah that's a win not cringe
>>709379224
>french creep
>my friend was pretty scared
Now thats true cringe, thx
>>709381811
I thought the design was supposed to look like marble or something.
Nope. Fucking fat folds. Great job, fatty.
>>709374524
>>709374591
Lol why? Cause she told the nigga the truth? Pussy asses. You guys have probably been friendzoned so many times. To guys like me, it's a rarity to see this shit happen, but anyone can tell you that convo was a fucking joke
>>709384109
Ha, same. That is one shitty F
Curry is actually my last name, so it really stood out for a moment.
>>709384296
First time I saw it, thought the same thing. Re read it a few times and then it clicked.
>>709377730
Looking like an idiot to make some happy memories for your kid isn't cringe.
You weird cunt.
>>709384340
How is life playing for the Golden State Warriors?
>>709378337
Melonpan isn't cringe that pillow is just his side piece 8) I'm pretty sure Yui is his waifu
>>709384331
Lol real talk b. Niggas don't know dey jus throwin shade tbh fam
>what are you doing tonight?
>don't ignore me you rancid swine
I can hear her panties dropping from here
>>709376899
Must be fake...
>>709383833
>>709377008
lol... Hot Topic used to be cool...
>>709381902
>the chan~
>>709377730
How is this beta?
Kys
>>709384615
why would anyone want to wear a fedora indoors?
>>709378042
You're alright
>>709384605
my sides
>>709381942
>grammer
>>709379114
My eyes
>>709375695
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>709376899
Thought that was pretty alpha myself
>>709381811
>As a food artist
Fucking hell, gets me erry time
>>709381199
Wow you've got it backwards.
>>709384668
This one is always extra cringe because he is so fat the hat is too small for his head.
>>709377730
Fuck me this is jokes (Aww but he's a good dad!) ..
>No he's a dickhead walking the streets not looking where he's goin with a dickhead jumper on... Let your son do that and just walk normal with him so he don't get jumped
>>709376532
I want you to think I'm cute so I'm going to highlight the fact I look like a troglodyte creature that birthed from the reproductive crevice of Gary Busey.
>>709379114
Bro.... imagine some fuckin Miracle on 34th Street shit happening before this. Some old Santa man uses all the holiday magic he can muster from the dreams of wishful children to deliver presents to all the homes in nyc.
And then this pizza faced shitbag rapes ones of your gifts. This is foul.
>>709379198
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!
>>709377730
That is alpha you fuck.
>>709376836
"Females"
Is a fucking nature show host?
I think just show it to the "female" in question and then do nothing else.
>>709384178
yeah... very smart. I was expecting this but on the other hand i was to lazy to specify my writing....
>>709385237
Served
>>709383375
Considering how far he is from the other stalls, I'd bet it's an unofficial thing where he just turned up.
In order to join that club you'd need to leave the other stalls and walk across the green in full view of everybody. I'm betting not many signed up.
>>709381019
Speaking from experience there? Because that isnt true you fucking faggot
>>709384615
>>709384668
If you go back and forth with these images, it kinda looks like a frog croaking.
>>709385777
nice james bond trips fam
>>709385828
KEK
>>709381902
Kagome!
>>709378993
You should be desprate for english classes, faggot.
>>709382658
Wh-wh-wh-what? Do I contain it? Is it a fission reaction? Oh shit Ching this is what all those years reading ahead in the textbook have culminated in; embarrassing yourself in front of blacks.
>>709377832
>Kids falling this hard for bait. Check
