Secret/confession thread. Let's hear those deep dark secrets.
>>709355823
I had a bad mushroom trip once from a heroic dose, and I spend the following few months unsure of my existence. I refuse to seek professional help because I can't talk to anyone about the kind of things I thought I was and what I thought was happening in my life.
I'm sure I'd be thrown in a nut house. But I realize now it's all bullshit and I'm really just a normal human like anyone else.
in sixth grade I masturbated under my desk in class four times and came in my shorts every time
my cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my finger.
>>709356675
carfriend momfinger
>>709355823
I lie about literally everything to everyone including my parents and girlfriend. No one actually knows me.
>>709355823
I don't want to move out if my listened goods. But I know they hate having me and my boyfriend wants to get out to (he became homeless and we took him in.) I'm moving out in 2 weeks an am scared shitless but I can't let him know that because I don't want him to think any less of me. The stress is honestly driving me to depressive episodes and thoughts of suicide. Not because of the moving out, but the fear that I won't make it. I'm fucking terrified.
>>709357847
Of my parents* house
I was rushing and my phone is dumb, sorry.
My ex boyfriend was a murderer
>>709355823
I still don't know how to tie my shoes
>>709358066
That's sad
>>709355823
I met a dude in Grindr last week and he was so shitty and boring that I clicked him and uninstalled the app. I just wanna suck some dick but either my conscience won't let me since I have a boyfriend, or the guys are fucking gross and don't represent their pictures.
>>709358384
People like you are why faggots are hated
>>709355823
>be me 27
>go to best friend's wedding this past Saturday
>use to date his now wife but that over
>or so I thought
>night of wedding, everything goes well
>practicing best man speech during reception when his wife slides me a note
>meet in 3rd floor of hotel
>fuck like rabbits behind the vending machines
>go back and act normal
>give my best man speech
>praise them and wish them luck
>now back home and guilt free
I gave my moms boyfriend a blowjob.
I secretly want to breed with a down syndrome women and later get her to agree to an abortion.
After that break up with her and do it to another downy girl
>>709358002
kek
I can't go to school. I hate the school system, it only gave me panic attack and nothing education, i really don't know if i will make to the end.
>inb4 underage
Her in Italy school end when you're 19 and i lost a year, so i will end this fucking thing when I'll be 20
>>709357847
You'll be fine.
frosted butts
>>709355823
I net up a guy on CL once and we set up a thing at a nearby motel. I arrive early and wait and hear a knock on the door. Turned out to be two niggers who raped and robbed me. Not so much rape since I enjoyed the rough fuck they gave me
>>709358800
Was this Candyce P ???
>>709355823
I touched her. She jacked me off.
>>709358968
HOW DO YOU MAKE AN ITALIAN SHUT UP? CUT OFF THEIR HANDS! :D
I agree with this. But not for his reason.
my daughter has been grabbing at my crotch and trying to slip her tongue in when I give her goodnight kisses. I can't even have her sit in my lap since she keeps bouncing on me and grabbing at places she shouldn't. I'm terrified to tell my wife since im afraid she'll take her side and accuse me of molesting her. The worst was when She said she had a nightmare so she could sleep in my room. She spent half of the night rubbing my crotch and kissing my chest while I pretended to sleep.
I've helped 3 past gfs to have sex with a friends dog
I worked on a co-workers computer and found nudes of his wife. Got drunk and traded them online. Do a reverse image search and they are posted all over the web...
>>709359783
How old is she man? Talk to your wife about it, just be sincere in your concerns and she will believe you, I mean she is your wife after all. Surely she would take her own husbands word over her daughters.
>>709359783
0/10
>>709358810
How old are you
And he
>>709359971
She's 11 and trust me I'm fucking 80% sure that I'll come out as the monster in this situation
>>709359870
huh?
>>709359870
You again! XD
>>709356413
I did the same in 5th grade, only twice
>>709360197
I mean, do you like what she is doing? maybe just keep it on the down low and let her initiate it and just enjoy it for what it is. It's possible she's just going through a phase, and if you don't like it she very well may grow out of it.
>>709357376
You're lying right now
I want to suck cock so bad.
When I took time off to visit my sick grandmother out of country, I spent every day chatting with her, and every night I banged a random hooker.
I once had a classmate that sat next to me and was super shy. She was hot and liked to wear skirts, one day i decided to rub her leg she didn't say anything kinda think she liked it. Next day she wore a really tight skirt so i rubbed her legs again but rubbed my cock through my pants. She was quiet and could tell what i was doing. But never said anything.
>>709360304
XDDDDDDDD
>>709359179
how did you know...
>>709360446
how'd you do it?
I once came on my aunts panties and stuffed my dick in the turkey before
>>709360494
Later on that day we had a lesson the whole time i was feeling her up. I was so horny i came in my pants. Not sure if the teacher noticed because she kept asking me for favors, like to bring her markers and stuff. Anyways I always felt kinda bad for using that girl to publicly jerk off
i regularly get on omegle and play with myself (with toys) for strange men. i enjoy the violating looks they give me and the disgusting things they type. I also want/dream to be raped by a very villainous man. female here btw if you couldnt tell
>be me
>40
>15 year old niece sent me titty pics
>sent her back cock pics
>got the guilts
>told her to delete our conversations
>kept the pics
>winrar masty material
>>709360842
you know the rules. If you like showing yourself you may as well show us, the worst of the web.
>>709360842
proofs
I talk to myself. Like full on conversations and sometimes I move my hands or look at a person who isn't there. I don't think I'm two diffrent people, but I act like it. Like Role play, I know I'm not that character but I'm pretending. It's kind of a recent thing, I think because I don't have human interaction on a regular bias. it makes me feel like a child. It's also characters I've made up, or versions of people I know.
>>709360906
Was it out of the blue? Did she want your D?
>>709355823
I used to suck on my thumb until i was 13
>>709357847
You'll be fine. Just be responsible.
>>709361004
That's cute. You're cute.
>>709360842
Tits or gtfo
When I was 6 I sucked my cousins dick and he sucked mine. We didn't make each other cum because we didn't know what we were doing. But it felt good
>>709360982
>>709360939
i was actually thinking about starting a thread so I could give yall the tag (that you use to find people with similar interests) but i didnt know if anyone would actually go for it.
>>709355823
I wipe my smegma onto bathroom door handles.
I got a hot chick addicted to heroine so I could trade it for sex, we are bf and gf now and I'm still using the drugs to manipulate her :)
I've cheated on most of my gfs. Some friends and I killed some cats and chickens before on separate times
>>709361118
As long as tits are delivered
>>709360444
Do it. In a weird way its satisfying.
>>709361118
of course we would, making a girl do humiliating things while I watch is the hottest thing ever
the problem with omegle is only one person gets to watch and a thread needs lots of viewers to keep it alive. you might need to post pics or cam publicly.
>>709361159
sounds like it is the drugs manipulating you my friend
Fucked a goat when i was a kid because i saw them fuck before it looked fun so i tried it on one of the really nice ones. I do remember cumming in it
>>709360538
No for real, was it??
>>709361186
what is the animal killing thing about? power trip or something?
>>709361262
how would one go about that without being located/identified. im very interested.
I sang in a gospel choir for many years. I had a lot of friends, and we joked around and had a great time. But I wore long sleeved shirts, to hide the tensor bandages. They hid the padding from the real bandages. My forearms were covered in razor blade cuts.
>>709361002
when she was young (11) she was a cutie
I was spraying her with the hose one hot day and she opened her legs and let the stream of water play all over her pussy.
>>709361396
Holy shit nice. Got pix?
>>709355823
There was a 14-year-old from Sweden that got banned on Periscope for showering with like 1500 people watching yesterday. I wasn't there though, someone just told me.
>>709355823
I was fired from my job 4 months ago and havent been able to get a new one, I havent told anybody.
Im surviving with one crappy meal a day.
People think I lost weight because Ive been working out.
Reality is Im starving.
Ive lied so much in the past to everyone that now I'm living the lie like it's truth, and sometimes I forget that it's a lie to begin with.
I just wanted to be liked, now I'm burdened with feelings of regret and over people who don't exist, over things that never happened.
>>709361334
I guess. We were all around 16 or so and didnt really think about it much. My friends family raised the chickens and we actually ate a few of them after. Its been 6 years and none of us like talking about it still
My best friend and I used to trib when we were younger.
>>709361584
move to a different town and be yourself next time
>>709361330
Yea slid those panties to the side and gave her a private Bachelorette party
I zone out or get so confused it's dangerous. I forget I'm holding something and drop it, keep my hands under hot water too long,stutter really bad, list goes on. My mother advises me not to finish Drivers Ed (I'll be 19 in January) because I could really be a danger. My friends think I constantly lose jobs because I don't show up, but really it's because I can't hold a fucking ceramic plate for one minute without dropping it.
I just want to curl up into a ball and lay down and do nothing all day. I have no motivation to do anything anymore and I hate it.
>>709361584
i know a few people like this.... everyone knows they lie all the time and have called them out but they still continue to lie, i will nvr understand
>>709361460
Nice try Mr fbi
>>709361712
What's one of her sisters names then?? Or the grooms name??
I was fairly big in the late 2000s and reached a point where I couldn't take ANYTHING anymore.
>>709361460
obviously I cut the fuck out of this...for reasons
>>709362044
big as in fat as shit?
>>709362044
So you lost weight?
>>709361349
stream it somewhere, can't be that hard.
>>709361349
without being located or identified? with pics, relatively easy.
4chan strips exif data out of uploaded pics, so you don't have to worry about GPS tagging. You only have to worry about whats in the pic.
Do it with a relatively neutral background (white wall, sheets, basically anything that doesn't have a certificate with your name on it in the background).
if you're scared about being ID'd, dont show your face or any identifying physical features. if you've got a really unique tattoo that your friends will recognise? avoid showing it. birthmark the shape of italy on your ass? no ass shots. showing up to your lips is fine usually.
If you're talking camming its trickier. Your voice probably wont be identified but you have to be extra careful not to get your face on there, which means either carefully framed shots or a mask or something.
If you have specific questions drop a way to contact you or email it through to [email protected]
>>709361465
happens all the time on periscope man.
I guarantee you that was capped, but they're usually traded in select groups.
>>709356279
For some reason, I went into a coma for two months. They never actually knew what happened. After coming out of the coma I found it hard to tell what was real for about a year
>>709362328
what if your still in the coma.....
>>709362136
>>709362138
I gained a couple pounds now, actually.
>>709362130
Should post the tits pics too if you're gonna cut the shit out of it. She's 18 right? Yes she is.
>>709362328
Sometimes people fall into comas and never WAKE UP. There family just waits for them to OPEN YOUR EYES but it doesn't happen and they have to pull the plug.
>>709362044
ANYTHING as in food?
>>709362130
get naked, I want to see your pussy
>>709360197
If you're going to get blamed for it. Might as well do it
>>709362460
Oh so you're Amanda Bynes.
>>709356279
>I can't talk to anyone about the kind of things I thought I was and what I thought was happening in my life.
u can talk to b
bittttttttttch suck mah dick
I was banned once
>>709361349
the gangbang rape scenario can be arranged
>>709362496
As in... death threats, paparazzi, false rumors. No privacy.
>>709362541
M.
>>709362630
trust me ive had many offers. im very picky with my rapists
>>709362438
A friend of mine says he was in a short coma before I met him and now occasionally mid conversation ill go completely serious and say "Anon, your in a coma, wake up". Always fucks him up lol
>>709362710
it isn't rape then
>>709361056
Thanks. Never told this to any of my friends. This one i'll keep to the grave.
>>709362802
trust me they know
>>709362671
Troll or not I love games. But if I'm gunna guess I need more info. What were you famous for? Pop music? Acting? Competitive butt plug?
>>709362310
>>709355823
I want to watch my sister get fucked while shes unconscious
>>709362890
Reality TV show. Big reality TV show.
>>709362861
You're scaring me stop
>>709362044
Charlie Sheen?
>>709362953
moar
Blew a t-girl hooker a decade ago in another town after talking for a week. Can post story if interested.
>>709362906
then drop a link mang
was invited to one long ago, had a weekend away, and by the time I got back it was gone. haven't seen a trace of it since
>>709361073
Would have been more believable if you had said you cummed.
I've been having a thing with a girl who's considerably younger than me for quite some time.
Don't like saying the actual numbers, but let's just say, I'm close to finishing college, and she doesn't have her drivers license yet (does have her permit tho)
Started little less than a year ago. Winter break, I went back to my friends hometown instead of mine. Stayed there for a week, and that's where I meant his sister. She was overtly flirty, and always hit me up. Long story short, we both kinda wanted the same thing, we hooked up, and then the next day, neither of us really regret it.
Been going off and on since then. I'd come see her on weekends when her parents went to see some bullshit plays.
Can't tell if I should feel bad, or be disgusted with myself, but honestly right now, I don't really care.
>>709363037
I Cheated on every women I have ever been with because I realized early that woman are trash and bad to have around. Hung out with a guy the day after pounding his bitch she came over to my house that day and repeat
>>709363441
I am a paramedic in a major city. When I started my career, I told myself that no matter what my patient at the time had done, I would never give in to the temptation to let them die. A few weeks ago I went back on that promise, he had raped and murdered a 1 year old child.
>>709363350
Oh, I don't know anything that didn't 404. And #NoCap #NoGroups are my rules. GL anon, there's literally something good to watch live like 25% of the time.
>>709363476
Would you be down to fuck her too if she was unconscious?
my step sister saw me with my dick out but she doesnt know that I know. If there's a crack in my bedroom's door she'll look, if I'm walking around with my dick out.
>>709363476
>>709363969
Absolutely, but after the guy is done with her
>>709363974
How often does she do this and how long does she watch you? ever tried fapping while she watches you?
>>709364111
would a gang bang instead of one guy be better?
She's allowed to come in my room to chill, so first time she sneaked in my room and sat on my bed while I was on my pc. My dick was out cuz it was itchy af. I saw her come in by the reflection of my second monitor. She looked at it for like 5 min. Then the crack in the door thing, I saw her look for like 10 sec then again a few seconds later.
And no I havent tried yet, I might next time
>>709363007
Damn. Didn't watch reality tv.
I've fucked two hookers
>>709364496
If they're down to do it then I have no problem with that lol thats even hotter
>>709363974
When I was 13 I got turned on chatting with someone on some site back then. Step sister was in the room but I didn't care, whipped it out and jerked it, kept looking over my shoulder. Blasted all over the wall, like a 8-10 shotter. Looked over my shoulder 1 last time and saw her close her eyes. Went on like nothing happened.
>>709364854
how old was sister at the time?
>>709364516
Whatchu doin to get the itchy dick?
>>709365089
manscaping bruh.
I'm having sex with a girl (5/10) at least once a week, a single mother, but she does not attract me, it's more, I can not keep an erection ... I do not know what to do, I want to gain experience but sometimes I feel that she is disgusting.
>>709364935
13 or 14, she's like 3 months older than me
I love flashing my cock on omegle. Sometimes girls flash back or touch their pussies.
I then cum buckets.
My gf does not know i do this.
>>709362953
Dam look at that ass how tall is she ??
>>709363484
What's wrong with that?
I put my socks on one at a time.
>>709358800
Tell me if this is Candyce.P please?! If it was, I'm dating her little sister and have nudes of her aswel ;-)
>>709355823
Ive masturbated in every Barnes and noble I've ever been in
>>709365724
Nothing, just sharing a secret of mine. I have others beside that one.
>>709355823
I shot Harambe, and now a bunch of niggerfaggot rectal warts won't stop memeing about him on Facebook.
I only browse /b/ when I am at my lowest lows. Waiting on some good times now.
>>709365613
Shes kinda short like 5'4'' or 5'5'' if i had to guess
I cut myself regularly because there's some shit in my family and I can't take it anymore
I add girls I know on a fake snapchat account and build up a friendship with them under a fake persona, and try to learn their secrets and get nudes from them.
>>709360197
1 1 is a hot age.
>>709355823
whenever anyone says something nice to me I cry
>>709355823
I love peeing in peoples drinks without them knowing.. Only females and depending on the strength of the drink (bourbon and coke for example) I can mix it 1 part piss, 1 part bourbon, 1 part coke. Hehehe ;-)
>>709366063
what do you consider good times?
>>709361152
You're doing gods work anon
>>709360987
Check out something called a "tulpa" it may be worth checking out.
>>709366087
Fuck I can dominate her during sex I like short girls they wild in sheets how come you haven't fuck her yet??
>>709366214
Can you give me some advice on how you do it? i tried to do that with my cousin and hopefully get some nudes but she stopped responding to me pretty quickly.
>>709366214
This is called catfishing you fucking amateur.
>>709362438
I like you
>>709366214
So you use pics from strangers insta or sum shit?
>>709355823
Im in love with a transgender woman, my family hates her. She doesnt know.
>>709366278
I doubt she would let me lol
It's been 5 years, I've had many relationships since but only had my heart broken once, thought I wouldn't dare admit it aloud or to anyone I still love you Emily, still haven't finished house.
>>709366596
Bill Cosby her lol
>>709366616
There are two to many "stills" mentioned there, you must fail at life.
>>709366214
>says girls he knows
>means teens he found on Younow
>>709357847
Maybe you won't be fine. Maybe all of that will fall apart. In my experience, probably it won't work. If you're this freaked out its probably for a good reason. You need a backup plan
>>709366337
Everyone is different, you just have to try to have an interesting conversation, avoid asking questions to get responses and dont be afraid to be bold, you can talk about anything because they think you're a stranger after all. Have fun with it.
>>709366246
You're a very special person.
I have a tumblr account.
>>709366971
someone who actually knows me, otherwise it clearly isn't sincere
>>709366203
I used to cut myself too. id recommend you stop cuz it just makes you feel worse in the long run
>>709366722
That's what i'm thinking of doing haha but I also want to share her as well
i get off to posting my gf's nudes online. mostly on sfw sites and boards. it's so thrilling and i'm addicted to it.
>>709355823
I secretly wish to be a sissy but don't want to lose my gf or have anyone find out
>>709366791
I do add random accounts I find on the internet, like snapchat threads, but I do add girls I know aswell, which is a secret I keep from them.
>>709367156
I think I knew her in band camp!
>>709366954
Thanks. and what type of pics do you send? just pics of your body or do you just use the chat feature?
>>709366483
I send pics of my body, im slim and have good definition under good lighting whicj they usually like, I just dont show my face, when they ask to see what I look like I just ignore it or move on.
Me and my sister played with each others genitals when we were kids. We hadn't gone through puberty but were were old enough to know better
>>709367421
I do both
>>709361334
I've kill a bunch of birds and rats. Birds were a more fun target with a pellet gun because they moved. The rats were just kind of mildly annoying in an alley behind my apartment so I occasionally just club them.
>>709367158
Pretty much anyone on 4chan with a gf
I once stole some mints
>>709367249
You remember her name? It starts with a G
>~12 years old
>Rainy day after school
>Walking home with best friend
>Pass over a bridge
>Both of us looking over to see the rushing water
>Impulsive urge you get to do weird things comes about
>Feel like I want to push him over
>I actually fucking do it
>Falls to what I assume was instant or a slow painful death
>Run home and told no one for over a decade
told their parents a few years ago, was a terrible experience. Want to kill myself the same way but I'm not allowed to.
>>709368096
what did they do/say when you told them?
>>709366214
> I add girls ... on a fake snapchat account and build up a friendship with them under a fake persona, and try get nudes from them.
Same. I have a lot of wins
I killed my best friend... over a fucking argument. And the sad thing is, I got away with it... I regret it every single fucking moment of my life. I wish it was I who died...
trump put the final nails in the "republicans are a running joke" coffin and i helped :3
>>709367156
Get her really drunk till she pass out then put an ad on Craigslist
>>709355823
Just got head from my cousin
>>709368186
I tracked them down (took awhile because they moved). Told them I had something to talk about.
Lots of tears, and then his dad hit me so hard he broke my jaw. I could tell he wanted to do more but he didn't. His mom was a complete mess.
They took me to his grave and then told me to never come back. Told me to live in his name (planned on killing myself after telling them).
>>709356675
put the bottle down
>>709365844
Post the nudes
I let my friend's 9 year old sister touch my dick when I was 13. She kept asking to see it but I thought she was joking at first, then I got nervous when I found out she was serious, avoided her for a while. Finally gave in after she showed me her vag. Pulled my dick out, got an instaboner. She stared at it for about 2 minutes & then just grabbed it. Wanted her to jerk me off & I wanted to touch her but was too nervous to ask as my heart was pounding a mile a minute with her hand around my dick. After I put my fuck back in my shorts she told me it was big, I felt like a man when she said that. That was my first sexual experience. We both acted like it never happened after that day. Over the years I fap to memory of it pretending I did more than just let her touch my dick for a minute.
>>709358384
Stop being a piece of shit, maybe then you'll find some sort of satisfaction in your life
>>709366087
Post something of her in a bikini or something
>>709361349
>>709362185
loved the pics,but you made a fucking terrible choice of camsite fam.
next time go chaturbate or somewhere you can control.
>>709368676
Im actually thinking of giving her some sleeping pills
>>709369012
Here
>>709368951
>2 minutes
she was probably having a stroke
>>709362328
Did you just pretend to be me and add to the story?
Just to clarify...
This is me >>709356279
Not me>>709362328
>>709369226
you've been thinking that for ages
every time you come in its suggested and you say 'lol yeah I'm going to'.
I'll believe it when I see it, until then you're just the regular 4chan autist
>>709358066
No way
Got fucked by a dog a few times when I was a teen.
I steal lighters on purpose.
I'm a virgin but I tell people I'm not.
>>709369226
Pics or it didn't happen
>>709369565
Hot, female?
>>709369721
you are pure evil
>>709369565
Where did you take it in? The pooper?
>>709369837
Yeah, exactly.
>>709356413
Jerked off under my desk in my computer lab while watching my teacher across the room during an after school session.
Inb4 missed opportunity. She was way out of my league.
>>709360127
I was 16 (23 now) and he was 42
>>709356675
>>709357139
>>709369226
Does she her v card still??
>>709369226
>some sleeping pills
youd need an absurd amount
Have beer in student-friend's house. He was leaveing with parents and grandparents.(we are from ExUSSR, it's regular for us). I was drinking a lot of beer. Go to take a leak. See his grandfather is lieing on floor, having a heartattack. Do nothing, back to room, say "there are engaged". And afterwards quiqle went home. Another day - he rang me, and say "why are you don't tell me?". I have nothing to say. Smoke marihuana and laught like crazy.
>cooked thanksgiving last year
>family talks shit all the time
>took a huge shit
>collected some of it and added to both the turkey seasoning and gravy
>jacked off in onahole night before
>scraped remander into potatoes
>family says its was the best meal yet
>this year i may just fucking poison them all
>>709370636
but who was phone??
>>709367798
Genevieve!
I lie about everything in my life to make myself sound better than what I actually am.
>>709370823
makes life more interesting, i do it quite a bit also
>>709370666
Exfriend. Grandfather was ok, if you want to know it. But grandmother died soon.
>>709369483
I havent had any volunteers
>>709369785
It hasnt happened yet
>>709370393
Im not sure but probably no
>>709370748
Nope
>>709371000
m8 unless you post a shot of her passed out with a timestamp in front of her face I'm not volunteering, way too high a chance of faggery for that
besides, you need to do a trial run before the real thing to make sure it works. win/win
>>709355823
>Be me. Doctor at a little clinic in a small town.
>Winter's coming, so everyone isn't getting cough, sore throats, flu, you know, common respiratory diseases.
>Ones day, nymphet come with mama for sore throat. Nymphet was eating a large frozen popsicle, and she swallows all the way to the base to the top.
>looks like a good blowjob.
> Graphenelikeerection.exe
>Since then, every time I explore oral cavity, I fantasize with how many inches of my cock would fit in my patient's mouth.
bomps
>>709355823
I just fucked a fat bitch raw dog and don't know if she was on birth control
>I'm married
>Wife is visiting dying dad who has lung cancer
How big of a piece of shit am I /b/ ?
>>709371385
i bet all 3" of your would fit in everyone's
I get really turned on imagining dominating women, but I'm too shy and not knowledged so I've never sought anything more. I've never told my gf, but a long time fantasy has been of the two of us dominating another girl. Imagining her shoving some other woman's head on my cock really gets me hard. I'm not sure she'd into it tho. She is into very vanilla sex. Even anal is off limits.
>>709360783
Nice. I look for my aunts panties whenever I go there. Never find any. Clean or dirty. Starting to think she might hide them.
>>709371460
You just are miserable unhappy man.
The Cowboys win the Super Bowl
>>709358968
Italian bro, you are going to fucking make it. Do you hear me?
You need to work on your anxiety. For me the absolute best way is to focus 100% onto the studies, and thinking about what you want to gain from it.
But these are also crutial:
>proper diet
>20mins of aerobic activity
>sleep
>don't procrastinate
>recognize that panic attacks won't kill you
I know how terrifying it is, but remember time fixes all things.
Thinking about anxiety or how you are messed up is the worst. You need to descract yourself, but make sure you get your studies done.
You can do this. You can make it. Believe in yourself!
>>709371940
Supinic doesn't believe you
>be me 19
>My parents both a successful career
>divorced
>found out my father is a cocaine
addict
>found the coke, plus some weed and Adderall
>never bothered or told anyone, bc I don't really know why
>go to private college in Switzerland now
>says my mom has more money than him and that he paid her over the course of18 years
>told him I know about the coke
>said he has to decide
>no reply for over two months
>lost my father
>kinda feel nothing, sometimes a little sad
>only my mum knows
>>709371528
Buy chinese sex doll. Domanated on it.
>>709372122
My GF and I live together.
>>709362710
Is this Lisa perhaps? If it is you're gonna be hyped it's me.
>>709372208
Also that isn't real. Also if she hasn't consented then I'd be too disgusted to get hard probably so I'd have to find a proper sub.
Im a chubby gay bottom. I go on a place called chat avenue and post my info and ask for phone sex with older guys all the time. It turns me on when someone finds my fat repulsive body attractive. Im only 19 but i love older guys. 30+, ive sent tons of nudes of myself and i have a lot of phone sex too. Kik too, go on omegle and find horny older guys that like my chubby and i talk dirty to them until they cum.
My mum is gonna die soon:(
I'm gay.
I want to say I'm bi but women are just so damn stuck up, hard to talk to(not from lack of trying), I mean I've had plenty of girlfriends just guys are so much easier and sure you have to get shit on your dick but I get turned on by dominating another male into being my sex toy. Women are more of a pain in the ass than any dick.
>>709362789
no shit dumbass, it's a fantasy. no one wants to be actually raped
>>709372208
I don't mean to hide this. Discuss with her, why are you afraid.
>>709372437
>>709372306
Why are you faggots?
>>709360434
No he isn't
>>709361004
I'm 22 and can't stop won't stop
>>709372593
I seriously thought I was clear about why
>>709371674
Post aunt
>>709372484
Dunno don't really want to destroy a long relationship because of some kink. She is one of those southern bell types and was raised very traditionally.
>>709361353
2edgy5me
>>709365182
stop fucking her and get a couple hours with a hot hooker
>>709372717
I want to go deeper. Find the true reason.
>>709367736
Kek
My Boner went off at my first time having sex... She said it was alright that could happen...
>>709372437
I think you're just not meeting the right girls. There are plenty of great women out there for you.
>>709366203
I'm sorry, but if that's why you cut....because of shit from other people...then just end it.
>>709372973
Fine I like fucking dudes, I use to sell my dick on Craigslist for extra cash it was fun and addicting and now that there's Grindr it's easier to talk to gay dudes then fish Facebook. I'm not going to lie and say I don't like dick in fact I love it. I'd love to fuck a girl to but all that trouble that goes with I find ultimately unattractive. happy?
>>709370660
You are the next level of filth.
>>709355823
been with my gf for 3 years now. engaged for a year now. don't even like her anymore. actually kind of hate her. she's become one of those smartass "i'm much better than most people" vegan eco bitches and i want to punch her in her arrogant and ignorant face most times she opens her mouth to spew her verbal diarrhea. have thought about breaking up now for quite a while but i enjoy fucking her so i'm kind of keeping it going for a while longer. sure, i'm wasting her time making her believe we still got a future together... but by now i don't give even the slightest fuck about her feelings anymore. she could die today and i'd only be sad for losing my free whore.
>>709372813
But you are gonna die soon. Should talk, I think.
>>709368096
Why tho
Ive killed three of my pets 2 by drugs and one by blunt force
Everyone thinks I'm a hard mother fucker because I'm cold and treat alot of people how they're supposed to be treated but really I just wanna play with some kittens,drink some beers, lick some girls assholes and live comfortably.. Pic related. Ido how to stop the inevitable "this guy is an asshole" agenda. I'm not changing my looks.
I feel like the scum of the earth and don't know what to do to fix it.
>be me
>19 y/o
>scat fetish
>fart fetish
>severely turned off by sex or sexual body parts/toys/etc
>havent made a real friend in 10 years and counting
>havent ever talked to a girl around my age personally with more than a "hi"
>face that manages to fit several diverse stereotypes all into an ugly, compressed, baby-like facial canvas
>The Beatles hairdue
>Can fit 4 fingers between my eyebrow(s) and hairline
>Bushy almost-unibrow
>shekel nose
>dindu lips
>stoner eyes
>transgender voice
>COPYTHAT.jpg neck
>pedo-stache w/ retarded neckbeard that keeps trying to grow out despite being skinny as hell
>5'6 self-certified manlet
>shameful narcissist
>always spewing bs that sounds like it makes sense and usually does but in actuality i dont know what im talking about past the surface of the words i speak
>repressed manbaby who still plays kids' games online
>probably a furry in denial
>no drivers license/permit/etc
>best (only) friend is practically flawless
>i want to be like him but im too afraid of the vulnerability
>try to get in shape and lose my manlet beer belly, cant commit for more than a week
>struggle to lift 12-lb dumbbells, too afraid to admit it
>posting on /b/ right now instead of working on one of the 50 things i have due all too soon
>why the hell did this have to be me
howzzabout yourselves /b/?
>>709373504
Still pretty young and in great health so I doubt I'll die anytime soon. I've been considering proposing to her now that I've got a decent job and don't really have any debt.
>>709373465
There's nothing wrong with enjoying the company of gentlemen.
>>709373465
So, you just lazy? Don't want trouble with woman and suck dick. I get it, but do not approve of it.
>>709355823
I kill All sorts of animals on a weekly basis. Frogs,cats,rodents,anything.
>>709374083
Usually I soak them on alcohol and set them on fire
Last saturday I had sex with my gf's best friend, who is also my best friend's gf. I'm really scared about the future
>>709373745
Bro get a job and invest more into yourself
>>709373745
basically me a few years ago.
get yourself professional help. your inability to change your ways and become the best version of you that you can possibly be might be simply due to depression.
i know that word gets tossed around a lot and most people don't like the thought of needing psychotherapy or related medicine... but this might simply be a lack of biochemicals in your brain... a lack that can be treated and will result in you being able to change your life for the better.
as i said... you're basically me just a few years back. now i got a well paying job, a house, a dog, lots of awesome true friends, a spouse and i feel great.
you can climb out of that depressive hole you're stuck in... but probably not without help. whether it's a broken bone or a broken spirit... you need professionals to treat it properly, so get your ass up and get yourself some help
>>709373968
I don't suck dick, I'll eat asshole and jerk a dude off but I just can't suck. horrible gage reflex, extremely unpleasant.
I am extremely lazy but I try hard to get women and try to talk to them then ask them out on dates but with guys you can just ask to get your dick sucked then start from there.
>>709357847
a suicide attempt is your only option. Make it look like you were really trying. theyll lock your ass up and youll get 3 square meals a day for atleast a few months. good luck kid
I got drunk and started stabbing car tires along a 3 block radius... Maybe more.. bike tires also.
>>709374349
Thanks based anon
Will think about this
I like changing my picture and name on kik to a girl and pretending to be a girl to get guys off. Sometimes, guys figure out and dont care. Now if someone is horny, i just put the picture amd change the name and talk dirty.
>pic related
Its the picture i use
>>709374297
Roll with the punches puta. You dug the hole,now party in it. What's gonna happen? You'll lose a few people? Everyone is expendable and there's always someone else to replace them with. Here's a giant vagina.
I used to write MLP horror fanfiction.
One of the stories I wrote had a bit of a following, I still google my alias from time to time and read peoples reviews about it and how I and all my work suddenly disappeared from the internet.
Realised people kind link me irl to this shit and deleted everything from everywhere.
>>709363484
ER EMT here. Have done the same with a convict of the same thing with cardiac arrest. Nurses and myself let the fucker die when he went into cardiac arrest from Drugs. No cpr whatsoever. 34 year old man. Doctor was in in it too. Sleep like a baby knowing this.
>>709374545
This isn't a cringe thread gtfo
i play overwatch a lot and when i don't win or don't get play of the game i tend to not say "gg" at the end of the match
>>709374369
Eat a man's ass is not very cool thing. They are poop from here.
>>709360197
Is she being sexually abused by someone else anon? That might be why she's acting that way.
>>709359870
I remember you posting about that a while ago.
>>709358066
Don't worry, neither can my 18 yo girlfriend. I have to do it for her.
>>709374865
Have you ever had your asshole eaten out? Of course not little anon so you wouldn't understand.
i've been blackmailing my neighbor for 3 months now. caught her cheating on her husband and was clever enough to make a few photos.
now it's been 3 months with free blowjobs from a 7/10 milf. if she's a cheating whore she might as well be my whore too, right? right.
>>709356675
you're high af
>>709361283
Scotish fag detected
>>709375074
pics?
>>709356413
I did that in 7th grade once and got caught by this loud mouth chick. got suspended for 3 days for indecent exposure
>>709375053
I have by some woman and now by my wife. I understand thing abaut ass, but only woman ass. I am old-fashioned.
>be 17
>auckland new zealand
>befriend a middle aged mongrel mob member
>blaze with him and have drinks at this pub often
>lets call him Johnny
>one day Johnny asks me to come out for a drive with him
>"yeah sure bro sounds good"
>he picks me up and tells me we're picking up a couple of the boys and heading downtown
>drive down a few neighbourhoods and stop outside this rundown house
>2 big Maori/Islander fellas come out and jump in the back, look like brothers
>suddenly the air is pretty tense, everyones looking kinda serious
>drive down to the pub where Johnny and I have our drinks
>the two brothers jump out and go inside
>ask Johnny what were doing and he says "just picking up another guy, just sit there and dont speak to him"
>brothers come back out of the bar with this smaller junkie looking white guy
>practically dragging the guy out of the building they throw him in the back seat and the brothers sit on either side of him, boxing him in
>we go on this big long drive along the coast, nobody saying a word except for the junkie whos semi sobbing/seizing
>feel very weird and out of place
>suddenly we stop at this deserted beach, the brothers pull junkie out of the backseat onto the grass
>Johnny tells me to watch the car and to call his cell if anyone shows up
>they all leave with the junkie and disappear along the beach
>sitting in the car alone freaking out a little for about 45 minutes till Johnny and the brothers come back
>junkie is gone, didnt come back with them
>Johnny drives everyone home, nobody says a word the whole way
>tells me to not speak of it to anyone, or mention that nights events to him again
>never brought it up and eventually Johnny gets run out of town by the cops, lose touch completely.
tl;dr Became an accomplice to probable murder by being friends with the wrong people
>>709358384
does your boyfriend not have a dick? just suck on his and get on with life
>>709363974
She wants the D m8 go for it nigga.
>>709373842
The proposal is actually causing me some discomfort, because I've been planning for awhile to propose to her during the week we are spending at her families house for Christmas. I actually have a hard time getting to sleep at night when I start thinking about it. Her family is really traditional and wealthy, so I feel like her parents hate me or don't approve of me. They've never said anything before, but I'm a mixed race son (I'm half east Indian and half white) and they are really traditional southerners. They've always been nice to me and her father even helped get into prestigious graduate program, but it's still always in the back of my mind. I've tried to bring it up, but she always dismisses it. My parents aren't very wealthy and me and my brother worked to help my parents keep things afloat. My brother had it harder since he was older. He sacrificed a ton when it comes to his education so that I could do what I wanted. Not really relevant, but just wanted you to understand why I'm getting these feelings. So even when I visit her family I feel out of place even though they don't treat me differently. My gf and all get siblings were raised to act and think a certain way. For example, her brother was given a BMW M3 out of high school because they can be seen driving a Toyota or a Honda. While I've learned from my parents struggles to be frugal. When we first started dating my gf and I would have really different view points on things and buying name brand, etc. I've never really concerned myself with how others perceive me based on the things I own, but they were trained to act a certain way and but certain things to give the right perception. Maybe these are just feelings of inadequacy, but I really want to get over this before I propose to her.
>>709361283
as the leading expert in goa0t fuc0king. do you feel like a doggy style position is approriate? if so. do you find this ironic?
>>709368096
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
This threads gonna die, new secret thread anons
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>>709375770
>>709375770
>>709361577
daffor
>>709361584
cody <3
>>709367798
Looks like Gina to me.
